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1640050907 | 1640060275 | t3_rl2xpn | t5_2to41 | 291 | AFewShellsShort: TIFU By wanting to help our a coworker who seemed down on his luck.
I apologize for Grammer, autocorrect I missed, or format. I'm on a phone and just wanted to vent about my Fk up.
So I have a coworker who recently transfered to my place of work from out of state, we live in the US. When I first talke... | 5 | 58.2 | |
1640058112 | 1640062375 | t3_rl5a3r | t5_2to41 | 46 | omegame369: TIFU by not waiting to get home and "having an accident"
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MisterPublic: Use a Gatorade bottle next time, much wider top
omegame369: That would have been my go to option but unfortunately I didn't have one at the time.
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1640058444 | 1640059527 | t3_rl5dnp | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be too nice after a fender bender and not getting the person's details
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cruisin5268d: You ought to be able to replace the questionable sensor for a mere fraction of that cost.
ThePotatoWastrel: I hope so. The shop just quoted me anywhere between 500 to 1000 depending on the extent ... | 3 | 3 | |
1640062986 | 1640069502 | t3_rl6r9g | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Amaranth_Addams: Next time just take an actual shower.
How old are y'all?
SparklingAngel28: 19
BreathOfFreshWater: Oh poor thing. No answer was going to make this any more acceptable.
the-wizard-cat: But some, some made it funnier
| 5 | 9.6 | |
1640063384 | 1640134376 | t3_rl6v8j | t5_2to41 | 11 | TopComprehensive4795: TIFU by recording my job interview
Soo
I'm 20
I had my very first job interview, and I had a lot of questions, things like what's my starting salary, how many hours of work are there per day, are there night shifts, is there overtime, how much do I get paid for over time, assuming I worked "perf... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1640069307 | 1640071797 | t3_rl8kbp | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DeadliftDingo: Check the couch cushions for your vape.
F0xyFatCatz: & the bathroom sink in case you took a break
KillaSushi: In the trash it could be by mistake.
IrishRepublicanAgent: its probably lying in the hoarde of a great and terrible drake
KillaSushi: He might just find... | 8 | 13.875 | |
1640069772 | 1640069951 | t3_rl8oti | t5_2to41 | 0 | TheMasterlauti: TIFU by the dark soul of man
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TheRealMcDuck: I think your main fuck up was that you meant to post this in some other subreddit. Your second fuck up was not adding a too long, didn't read recap at the end.
TheMasterlauti: That’s too bad
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1640070431 | 1640154606 | t3_rl8vcx | t5_2to41 | 771 | cantthink0fanything: TIFU by literally burning my insides
Disclaimer: this happened last week.
So it’s Monday night and I’m thinking about what delicious food to cook me and my partner. Luckily she isn’t too picky when it comes to meals and it just got cold outside so it’s time for something hardy!
Ham and scalloped ... | 7 | 110.142857 | |
1640073655 | 1640107480 | t3_rl9peh | t5_2to41 | 4,929 | F0regn_Lawns: TIFU: A pedophile jerked off in front of me and I didn’t report it
Obligatory, this was actually 12 years ago but haunts me to this day.
So years ago I worked at this donut shop in a small town. In the early hours I was there alone. This creepy guy came in one day with his children, everything seemed no... | 9 | 547.666667 | |
1640073961 | 1640092971 | t3_rl9s80 | t5_2to41 | 21 | vtabakis: TIFU by Getting the last Taki out of the bag
TIFU.
I thought I had finished the bag of Takis. If you don't know what these are they are blue, very spicy, lime, and hot chili pepper rolled tortilla chips. I licked my fingers clean and placed the bag down on my desk. I proceeded to, as I usually do down a cold... | 3 | 7 | |
1640076783 | 1640103178 | t3_rlah5r | t5_2to41 | 21 | Floweronthewall1998: TIFU by borrowing my friend’s laptop and going through her search history.
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stra1ght_c1rcle: Why would you go through the history
Striking-Confusion18: "naturally"
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1640079194 | 1640086212 | t3_rlb2lo | t5_2to41 | 135 | micromanager_: TIFU because of whiskey dick
This happened 2 weeks ago. I Had a get together party with my ex-colleagues from a previous company I worked with. Small group, 5 people. One lady in the group - I've got the hots for her for a very long time but I didn't make a move back then because we were office mates and... | 5 | 27 | |
1640079182 | 1640080723 | t3_rlb2hd | t5_2to41 | 2 | hitwithafryingpan2: TIFU by hating Christmas.
Yep. I do not like the holiday or the holiday season. To preface, I’m on mobile so please forgive the formatting.
Anyway, I’m f(22) and I’m a college student who still lives at home. To give a little background information, I used to live with my dad and his crazy wife wh... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1640089495 | 1640094771 | t3_rldlek | t5_2to41 | 57 | Ritik0109: TIFU at the Gym. Super Embarrassing :(
I had legs today and I had back squats first. After I was done squatting, I decided to do heavy walkouts with 260lbs. After that, I was re-racking the weights back. And somehow, I lost my focus and removed all the weight at once on one side.
Thud! One end of the bar ca... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1640094421 | 1640135093 | t3_rlf17q | t5_2to41 | 206 | 123MessedUpIsMe: TIFU by trying to buy a sex toy
TL;DR Wanted to buy a sex toy. The universe told me to either go f*** myself or go get f*****.
The event happened some weeks ago. After a lot of thought, I realized that such story unfortunately can't be told to anyone I know IRL, so this sub will have to take it inst... | 6 | 34.333333 | |
1640090449 | 1640270366 | t3_rlduon | t5_2to41 | 55 | dead_PROcrastinator: TIFU by hitting Black Friday while high off my ass.
Pretty much the title. Obligatory this fuckup was not today, but spanned over the past couple of months.
For a while, I had been feeling under the weather, but in weird ways. I figured it's just allergy season, and took allergy tablets twice a d... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1640097167 | 1640117693 | t3_rlfwam | t5_2to41 | 401 | shortadamlewis: TIFU by drinking a quart (32oz ~ 1liter) of Apple Cider Vinegar
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BoredPoopless: Has no one seen a bottle of this before? The liquid is brown, not clear.
Medium-You-1334: People are stupid, they see what they expect to see, not what is really there.
TheBestMePlausible: I mean, some vinegar is wh... | 14 | 28.642857 | |
1640099556 | 1640101931 | t3_rlgof1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | jack-o-licious: TIFU by scheduling a COVID test too late
I was supposed to fly today from the USA to a country that has a COVID testing requirement.
The country requires you have a hardcopy PCR test result dated within 3 days of your scheduled departure. When I read that requirement, I figured to be on the safe side,... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1640100393 | 1640123194 | t3_rlgyr3 | t5_2to41 | 9,116 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CrazyBirdLife: I have a severe shellfish allergy. I developed it randomly at 22. I never eat anything not prepared by me without asking about it. On top of that I always always have my epipens nearby. I've had to use them at work because I was in the same room as someone eating sh... | 13 | 701.230769 | |
1640101010 | 1640104969 | t3_rlh6o9 | t5_2to41 | 23 | fxck_the_fem: TIFU by almost killing one of our patients
Let me preface this story by saying that the client in question was a cat.
Background: I(23M) am a veterinary science student, last year because of the lockdown, I was forced to return home. Classes being online and being bored out of my mind, I decide to go sha... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1640102197 | 1640132369 | t3_rlhlmf | t5_2to41 | 17 | TA_CovidBandit: TIFU by faking a COVID test
TLDR at the bottom
So before I tell my story, a few notes:
1. I realize that what I did was morally wrong. Jerks like me are the reason we're still stuck in this pandemic.
2. I realize that what I did was very stupid. This is, in fact, a fuck up.
3. This happened today. ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1640104460 | 1640111598 | t3_rlif0n | t5_2to41 | 21 | landshark223344: TIFU by changing my laptop's name
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Equivalent_Taro7171: Could've been a lot worse. Congrats on getting the job.
landshark223344: I guess the interviewer loved NY too
VoidCoelacanth: Or perhaps the numerical portion was their style 🤣
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1640105930 | 1640195468 | t3_rlixv0 | t5_2to41 | 13,306 | throwaway123346785: TIFU by sending my friend a Christmas present
My friend “Linda” (19F) and I 19F) were chatting about how neither of us had any vibrators or sex toys and that we would both like to get one. So, as a surprise, I decided to buy Linda a vibrator for Christmas, thinking she’ll find it funny and appreciat... | 11 | 1,209.636364 | |
1640107476 | 1640110288 | t3_rljigg | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheFiredrake42: TIFU by driving to Dollar General after dark.
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Conwaydawg: On a brighter note most animals will run off after an accident and die from internal injuries. Adrenaline. So it may bring you comfort the bastard who destroyed you car will pay for it with its life.
SpidudeToo: Yup that deer is defin... | 3 | 3 | |
1640109780 | 1640136232 | t3_rlkbvj | t5_2to41 | 5 | Humanbeing111111: TIFU: Posting a video in my family group chat
Throwaway account - Happened last night.
Long story short. We are all triple vaccinated in my family, except the kids and my dad who is double vaccinated.
We are all in full support of these vaccines.
Even after this event, I still am. And I dont get w... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1640107836 | 1640113166 | t3_rljn4w | t5_2to41 | 105 | shortadamlewis: TIFU by losing a nostril to an anteater.
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s33rw4h: Lol... I think good ol' Bob pulled a fast one on you. Cocain literally makes holes in your face. But I dunno, maybe it's true.
Low_Importance_9503: I want to believe
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1640110639 | 1640118625 | t3_rlkn1l | t5_2to41 | 14 | Brokenpetals0: TIFU: grocery store interactions
Okay so this happened yesterday at the grocery store. I was grocery shopping with my boyfriend at as we were walking down one aisle there was a guy to my right shopping and as I walked past he said something but I didn’t hear what he said so I just assumed I was in his wa... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1640110264 | 1640112394 | t3_rlki5u | t5_2to41 | 5 | missgreyhound: TIFU by almost running over a cyclist with my car.
Today, I was at a roundabout turning immediately left at the first exit, and hadn’t noticed the cyclist already on their way around. It was only as I was pulling out and the cyclist swerving to avoid me at the end of my bonnet that I noticed them. My pas... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1640118294 | 1640134795 | t3_rlnccu | t5_2to41 | 163 | lukrbubhork: TIFU by reading police reports
I’ve made this vague to protect the identities of anyone involved. I will not disclose any information regarding specific crimes or persons.
I’m a student doing my doctorate in psychology rn and I’ve been doing some rotations with a forensic site. They see lots of patients ... | 4 | 40.75 | |
1640119649 | 1640121000 | t3_rlntdb | t5_2to41 | 13 | jbowman12: TIFU by canceling my extended warranty the day before my truck was to sell.
Admittedly, this happened this past weekend. I have a Nissan Frontier that I wanted to sell to Carvana, and between the equity and extended warranty I had purchased, I'd be pocketing around $3k. The money I would have made I planned ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1640122261 | 1640186613 | t3_rlopux | t5_2to41 | 7,945 | sazerrrac: TIFU in my quest for gender equality
This happened… well, 5 minutes ago, and I’m still considering becoming a hermit. Or Dignitas.
My wife and I are chatting. She is rightly feminist. She is telling me about some thread on here where most guys don’t believe their babies are theirs.
We’re both a few sheet... | 10 | 794.5 | |
1640125788 | 1640142257 | t3_rlpxww | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by recording the incorrect experiment number at my job
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mandarb916: Is the lab under GxP?
astravaea: Yes it is! Hence the severity of my mistake...
mandarb916: Labs under compliance should have SOPs in place to correct for mistakes with appropriate record keeping. If documentation practices an... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1640126034 | 1640129874 | t3_rlq12o | t5_2to41 | 9 | Kalideagarwaen: TIFU by refusing to eat my green beans.
The cast
Me (27M)
Mom (52F)
Obligatory : this happen something like 25 years ago. I was then between 1 and 2 years old.
This story is told from my own (blurry) memory with some information from my mom. And sorry, english is not my first language and i'm typing th... | 3 | 3 | |
1640130300 | 1640157063 | t3_rlrhlq | t5_2to41 | 427 | Sad-girl-starterpack: tifu by visiting my ex
My (F20) ex (M21) had his first therapy session today and despite that we broke up a few weeks ago I wanted to support him, since I knew he was nervous about it. I made the mistake of 1. Seeing him 2. Seeing him when I knew I wasn’t completely over him. So one thing leads t... | 7 | 61 | |
1640132986 | 1640134151 | t3_rlsecn | t5_2to41 | 23 | Thumb_fantasy_f22: TIFU seeing a huge thumb on Reddit
Early 20s woman here. This happened today. OK so I have been home alone for a while without my partner (he's working away), and I'm rarely one to "stoke the fire" while he's gone, just like it in person is all. For an early lunch I had a couple of sliiightly potent ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1640135226 | 1640145722 | t3_rlt4mp | t5_2to41 | 54 | zecrome20: TIFU by getting lost on a run, alone and without a phone.
Yep, i got lost during a run today. I am fairly amateur at running and only started 4 months ago. I usually run at my school and its neighborhood, not so often in my houses neighborhood (which is where i ran tonight.) Quick thing ill clear up right no... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1640139930 | 1640269622 | t3_rlunap | t5_2to41 | 3,238 | vidat13: TIFU trying to kiss my daughter’s boo-boo.
My daughter is 3 and has her own big girl bed. She’s in that “I’m going to find random excuses to get out of bed after you tuck me in” phase which is beyond irritating. As I was rounding the dark hallway outside her room she walked out holding her hand with her other ... | 9 | 359.777778 | |
1640140543 | 1640202853 | t3_rluu6b | t5_2to41 | 281 | [deleted]: TIFU By scratching my ass with long nails.
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emmgdac: If your asshole (or somewhere near) itches, you didn't wipe thoroughly... remaining fecal matter... and you scratching that hard instead of going to the bathroom or hopping in the shower is just... questionable.. everything questionable
Marloes97:... | 10 | 28.1 | |
1640141706 | 1640172519 | t3_rlv7cf | t5_2to41 | 244 | Smirkydarkdude: Tifu; By looking like a homeless guy going through my neighbor's garbage... and drooling
K... so my wife wants me to whiten my teeth for new years. Like my stinkin yellow rat teeth are ever going to be white. But whatever. I'm dressed "casual" having just woken up (ie sweats, t-shirt, messy hair). A... | 6 | 40.666667 | |
1640142958 | 1640144392 | t3_rlvm2z | t5_2to41 | 20 | annoyed_crab: TIFU by calling a customer an asshole
This month has been particularly heinous. My home has been sold from under my feet right after I found out I am expecting and new hormones are making all my emotions ramped up.
I find myself stuck in my head a lot while I'm working. I work at a grocery store as a pe... | 4 | 5 | |
1640143114 | 1640154678 | t3_rlvnxx | t5_2to41 | 145 | PrincessxBossy: TIFU by giving a friend money
We fucked up. My husband and I both did about 2 months ago. Newly married, just bought a house. We thought we were saving a friend's ass by giving a substantial amount of money to help keep her in her house she was renting. She was falling on hard times, struggling to keep ... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1640143477 | 1640223678 | t3_rlvs4p | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to stand up for myself and my choices for the last few months,
It all started in the summer getting ready for a camp trip with my friends. At this point I was already double vaxxed but one of the group had stated that he wasn't, and had no plans to get vaccinated. Due to this I wasn't comforta... | 3 | 7 | |
1640144957 | 1640484451 | t3_rlw8kr | t5_2to41 | 207 | nomad65555: TIFU By Helping My Cancer Ridden Grandmother Clean
So my (67F) grandmother has breast cancer, and was diagnosed earlier this year. She's about 3/4 of the way through Chemo treatment, and is beginning to regain some of her strength, but is still not quite to the point she was before treatment.
We have our ... | 3 | 69 | |
1640146542 | 1640153062 | t3_rlwpx3 | t5_2to41 | 25 | TeslaTroll99: TIFU by paying my taxes
My wife got into Robinhood last year and instead of Microsoft, Google or Amazon, they gave her a share of PLUG as a sign up bonus. NGL, I was a little bitter… was hoping for a share of MSFT at $183 or something; instead, we got PLUG at $4.11 in May 2020. I watched it rise 20% to $5... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1640149388 | 1640152507 | t3_rlxjqo | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning the cum on my wall
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[deleted]: Uhhh sure why not? I'll say if you don't clean your fleshlight every day, it starts to smell like a wet dog.
newaccount252: Is that why the smell of wet dog turns me on
[deleted]: I can't know the answer to that one
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1640151438 | 1640202104 | t3_rly4pi | t5_2to41 | 17,389 | [deleted]: TIFU by inviting my cousin and her badly behaved son over for the holidays
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jrh1234567: You didn't do a FU. Your cousin did one by not having a grip on her son.
PS: 2.4k upvotes. Didn't expect it. [Almost wrote a swear word ]
DoruSonic: Not having a grip + not to have any empathy whatsoever for the... | 12 | 1,449.083333 | |
1640151764 | 1640153651 | t3_rly803 | t5_2to41 | 10 | daysturnintonights: TIFU by ordering Subway through the app
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bowlofjello: Are you sure you got the right order?
I’ve ordered things through the app and was handed the wrong bag with someone else’s food instead of my own. I’m surprised they wouldn’t just offer to remake the sandwhich and give you the right one... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1640153575 | 1640154585 | t3_rlyq83 | t5_2to41 | 15 | AbandonedPlanet: TIFU befriending and feeding the neighborhood cat
There's a cat that belongs to a neighbor from way down the road and she used to just hang around outside my house and sunbathe. One day I started feeding her and it grew into the kind of friendly relationship where she would hang out while I was working... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1640154423 | 1640155088 | t3_rlyyey | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by screaming "AUGHHHH!"
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LardMallard: Well, I bet your parents are proud of having a rude, disrespectful, ignorant jackass for a child. Respect. Is it so hard? Try thinking of how annoying you must be to EVERYONE in a classroom. Shame on you and good luck in your pursuits. I’m sure you’ll someo... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1640155064 | 1640188889 | t3_rlz4k8 | t5_2to41 | 8,168 | MotherOfPiggles: TIFU by buying condoms
Plot twist: this actually happened today.
Today I (29f) left my husband and family at the Campsite we've been camping at for the last 4 days. I had to leave because I have work tomorrow and the rest of them (12) are either children or on holiday.
We spent 3 nights sharing a te... | 10 | 816.8 | |
1640151322 | 1640274526 | t3_rly3md | t5_2to41 | 7 | Acceptable-Bite-8842: TIFU by trying to fix my HBO max account and got my account hacked
Man I've been pretty careful on the internet but today...I fucked up. Throwaway due to the shame
We have HBO Max through our ATT plan. Two days ago the app wouldn't let us watch shows. It kept telling us to choice a plan which di... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640157908 | 1640239648 | t3_rlzuh2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | drunknout: TIFU by destroying a phone I got as a gift 8 days ago.
I just got an iphone 13 gifted by my parents for my birthday. It's been only 8 days and I fucked up. The phone fell of my pocket and the screen is cracked. There are black spots on the screen. I really fucked it. I feel really bad for my parents because ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1640142411 | 1640216714 | t3_rlvfpg | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting shampoo on my eyelids instead of makeup primer
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rrriot-kitty: Jesus christ we're reaching for these Tifu posts.
I like to type what I'm thinking. Cue the downvotes because Reddit can't handle that.
abbydevi: Huh?
rrriot-kitty: Lmao
abbydevi: A bit confused but that’s okay :) enjoy ... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1640159556 | 1640219614 | t3_rm08wu | t5_2to41 | 411 | robocpf1: TIFU by accidentally using my gf's Affirm loan account to buy her engagement ring, ruining the surprise
My girlfriend and I have been together for 11 years. We met in college, we survived long-distance when she moved across the country for a job and I stayed where I was for grad school, we survived when I was... | 6 | 68.5 | |
1640170099 | 1640179142 | t3_rm2psn | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my dad a free concert
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KoS1596: Dont worry about it he probably dosent care
SecretlyLyingToYou: And in case they take that the wrong way,
Probably is just happy that you felt like singing, and has no reason to mention it, knowing that you might not have known he was there.
Humans a... | 3 | 11 | |
1640173781 | 1640175246 | t3_rm3mil | t5_2to41 | 13 | oldparras: TIFU By switching to iPhone
As a long time Android user I (28m) am used to the Google app ecosystem working seamlessly. So, when setting up my iPhone I obligatorily downloaded all the Google apps including Google assistant.
Last night, before going to bed I used GA with a voice command to set up an alarm fo... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1640174682 | 1640176893 | t3_rm3vhq | t5_2to41 | 102 | HeadInTheClowns: TIFU taking the fall for my friend
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KittikatB: Just tell your parents it's your friend's condom, he lied to his mum, and you didn't say anything because it's none of your business and you didn't want to get involved in their private family matters.
StarBlaze: If I'm reading the story right, OP... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1640179769 | 1640190446 | t3_rm59s1 | t5_2to41 | 581 | melissaurorex: TIFU by telling my fat chihuahua to walk faster
As per (not) usual, this happened, in fact, ten minutes ago. My (19f) mom has a chihuahua, whom we all call 'dog' (she does have a name though). She is very overweight, which isn't only funny for a dog her size, but is also not very good for her health. ... | 5 | 116.2 | |
1640187654 | 1640285735 | t3_rm7scx | t5_2to41 | 2,380 | Clupea_lepi: TIFU by getting TBI on first tinderdate
UPDATE: have been to the GP and she checked my symptoms. She called with a neurologist and they said there is no need to do additional tests. As it's already 3 weeks ago and I haven't had any severe symptoms (vomoting/loss of sight). I got pain medication and I hope ... | 13 | 183.076923 | |
1640189006 | 1640227761 | t3_rm89sn | t5_2to41 | 21,834 | YELLOWSUPERCAR87: TIFU by obliging to a strange request
This quite literally just happened moments ago. As embarrassing as this should be, no throwaway account for this one. I'm owning up to it.
I [M] met this really attractive girl while at a bar, and surprisingly we're hitting it off quite well. I normally have no g... | 11 | 1,984.909091 | |
1640190335 | 1640210315 | t3_rm8qyj | t5_2to41 | 275 | Jerkin2hard: TIFU by masturbating while high
As is the case with many TIFUs, the T here is silent. It's also NSFW. So it's an NSFW(T)IFU. Also, there are bodily fluids. And it's kinda long.
Anyway, here's my story:
If you're not a fan of weed, you might not be aware that one of its potential effects is heightened... | 3 | 91.666667 | |
1640192412 | 1640195414 | t3_rm9hu6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | justan0theraltacc: TIFU by cutting the line to the fuel station with a tractor and trailer.
I was on my way back from work with my tractor and, trailer i just picked up from the workshop, and needed to fuel up. On the way, there's a fuel station with a only a small amount of space for cars which are waiting to fuel up ... | 3 | 1 | |
1640195015 | 1640226062 | t3_rmagiv | t5_2to41 | 15 | bcpsgal: TIFU by accidentally convincing my mom that I am a furry.
(edited - formatting purposes)
My (F) boyfriend (M, obviously) loves squirrels - they’re his favorite animal. I wanted to get a few more last-minute things for Christmas for him and I found one of those massive half-hoodie, half-blanket things on Amazo... | 5 | 3 | |
1640196519 | 1640200568 | t3_rmb0jv | t5_2to41 | 23 | real-suggarmountain: TIFU by taking a public train after not showering in days
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PuddingRnbowExtreme: I went straight to the TLDR. I'm in and out of this post in one minute flat.
Setthegodofchaos: Me too
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1640197939 | 1640212019 | t3_rmbjf0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Acer018: Why would you pull an asshole move and dump waste rather than walk a few extra feet to the dumpster ? I normally just scroll thru things but when something extra stupid is done, it deserves to be called out.
AliceTrippDaGain: Food waste
ItStillHurtsToTouch: Dumping is st... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1640198776 | 1640275211 | t3_rmbu6v | t5_2to41 | 102 | S1mw1z: TIFU by washing my feet in the shower
This happened literally 15 minutes ago.
The past few weeks my wife has been using this new “no work” shower spray on our bathtub and shower. Unfortunately it has caused the bathtub to become rather slippery and I’ve almost wiped out on my ass twice. I’ve kind of gotten us... | 11 | 9.272727 | |
1640205507 | 1640215760 | t3_rme7w3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | ourtableisbroken3: TIFU: Pulling on a hangnail causing an infection
This happened in 6th grade.
So basically I had one of those annoying hangnails on my thumb and like any other 11 year old, I pulled it out.
A couple of days later my thumb started to swell up until I could hardly even write. I told showed my parents ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1640206086 | 1640294532 | t3_rmeevi | t5_2to41 | 184 | TudieLewd: TIFU by texting everyone I love them.
Let’s start by stating, I’m the type to screen your calls and text back in 7 business days, you’re not going to get a text or call from me. I’m also usually a negative Nancy and not one to come off as affectionate. But on rare occasions, I’m super affectionate, to everyb... | 7 | 26.285714 | |
1640221811 | 1644705263 | t3_rmeiy9 | t5_2to41 | 26 | A-passing-thot: I think the issue may be that you don't really understand TERF ideology.
Let's take this tweet for example: [https://twitter.com/jk\_rowling/status/1470092815506063365?lang=en](https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1470092815506063365?lang=en)
>War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Str... | 23 | 1.130435 | |
1640207668 | 1640212489 | t3_rmez5t | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheSecretNewbie: TIFU: Got contacts examination, can’t wear contacts
Basically what the title says. I went to try contacts today. I’ve tried them before but it was a long time ago. The woman that tried to teach me jabbed my eye with her long acrylic nails so I’ve been pretty hesitant to try contacts again.
Fast forw... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640210938 | 1640317483 | t3_rmg3tv | t5_2to41 | 2,270 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my dads AirPods
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Smart_North_3374: There’s a small chance your dad jerked off while you were jerking off.
zacurtis3: What are the odds it is the same video too
Accomplished_Tutor19: His dad couldn’t see it though 😩
Smart_North_3374: There’s also a small chance his dad is blind.
Brainw... | 9 | 252.222222 | |
1640211907 | 1640214508 | t3_rmgfxo | t5_2to41 | 18 | Affectionate-Fold951: Tifu by calling my mother in law a whore the day before her fathers funeral
Ill keep this as short as I can.
I (26 M) got high and went to sit down with my wife (25 F)and her best friend (28 F), my motherc in law called to arrange travel details for my grand father in laws funeral. And my wife fri... | 3 | 6 | |
1640212219 | 1640213777 | t3_rmgjsl | t5_2to41 | 29 | vrtigo1: TIFU by not understanding how basements work
Obligatory this didn't happen today, rather about 20 years ago when I was in college. This is a pretty basic FU and not all that exciting, but I thought I would share anyway.
I had two roommates that I also went to school with and we also worked for the same emplo... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1640215235 | 1640233556 | t3_rmh97q | t5_2to41 | 11 | shastabh: Exactly. Dipshits like this make decent vegans look like shit and harder for them to live their own lives
breakjeeptj: Vegans don't typically need any assistance
shastabh: Lol. True.
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1640199000 | 1640251021 | t3_rmbx3k | t5_2to41 | 7 | asexualdruid: TIFU by walking into traffic
Obligatory this happened the other day
I was waiting for the light to change so i could cross 4 lanes of traffic to catch my bus. Traffic was stopped by their red light but my signal didnt light up (or i just missed it because im prone to dissociation) so i started walking be... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1640214777 | 1640219998 | t3_rmhesx | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to spare a guy’s feelings.
Tl;dr: I had to reject a guy a couple times but recently he tried again, and I was too nice about it.
I’ve been friends with a guy, Scott, for a couple years now. We went to school together for a year and a quarter before I quit for mental health reasons. Now, Scot... | 7 | 7.571429 | |
1640218415 | 1640303804 | t3_rmimmh | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jumpy-Cry-6046: TIFU
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Dopecombatweasel: Im sorry for your losses. I dont give a fuck what friends think. i got vaccinated and wish everyone else will too.
Jumpy-Cry-6046: That's all we can do pls get vaccinated.
Steel_Town: One of my fave mentors in the world, we are connected on Facebook, was messaging with m... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1640219746 | 1640279679 | t3_rmj2du | t5_2to41 | 1,238 | dark_wolf1994: TIFU by facing my fear of heights and ended up having to be rescued with a scissor lift
Part of my job is to climb up on top of machines to inspect and oil the motors that live up there. I'm EXTREMELY scared of heights. The machines are all between 10-15 feet tall and only about 4 feet wide. I've been ab... | 8 | 154.75 | |
1640220511 | 1640223249 | t3_rmjb01 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my mom think i watch porn...
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bigmuthac: Just admit that you jack/jill off to porn. It's like denying you don't masturbate, nobody with half a brain believes you to begin with.
AMONGUSHAHA18: the thing is i wasnt i was just watching some prank video off tiktok
although i cant d... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1640219696 | 1640242976 | t3_rmj1sh | t5_2to41 | 124 | Freetopali: TIFU by spoiling Harry Potter for my librarian
Obligatory this didn't happen today lol
I immigrated to Canada from India when I was 8 years old, and as a kid I loved reading books, especially Harry Potter. The story takes place when I was 10, The Half Blood Prince had dropped over that summer and I had rea... | 3 | 41.333333 | |
1640225037 | 1640225359 | t3_rmkql1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | LilyH27: TIFU by heating milk in a kettle
I won second place in my apartment complexes Christmas decorating contest and among the prizes was some swiss miss hot cocoa mix. Since I was making it for more than just me I thought I would speed things up by heating the milk in my tea kettle. Never making that mistake again... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1640225041 | 1640229815 | t3_rmkqn4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | kendrickandcole: TIFU Retearing my ACL
Last year on November 1st I was playing outdoor 3v3 basketball with my buddies. Went up for a contact layup and landed awkwardly. Instantly went down and grabbed my right knee. I just knew it was torn based on the pain and my inability to walk. Successful surgery, ie full reconstr... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1640225029 | 1640233798 | t3_rmkqhn | t5_2to41 | 24 | DtownBronx: TIFU by losing track of my toddler
This was a couple years ago and in our home with her mother present so she wasn't lost, it was just me unaware of her exact location in the house which was my FU.
For those of you that don't have experience with kids, from the time they start walking until about 4ish they... | 3 | 8 | |
1640228534 | 1640296470 | t3_rmlur4 | t5_2to41 | 1,183 | Bitchtiddes: TIFU by thinking a girl saying she likes me means that she wants to date
I've been talking to this girl and things have been going great and we've been hitting it off. She would mention stuff about dating in the future or going out on our first date, I kinda shrugged it off bc I wasn't sure if I was ready ... | 14 | 84.5 | |
1640228357 | 1640303458 | t3_rmlsik | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by Letting Loose on a Co-worker
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domelremps: Yeah man, I mean, no matter how pissed off people make you, you can't hit them. Let them hit you first if anything but this was definitely uncalled for and you will more than likely get terminated for this. I say definitely learn from this and take y... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1640236765 | 1640237662 | t3_rmo15x | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Might be the most selfish thing I’ve seen on here in a while.
Trash_Con: I honestly thought I was on r/AmITheAsshole for a second
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1640238457 | 1640277295 | t3_rmoizy | t5_2to41 | 177 | Gingersnap608: Tifu by accidentally telling my husband what he's getting for Christmas
It's not a big deal. My husband isn't upset. He finds it hilarious. I just hate myself for giving away the surprise. I bought my husband t-shirts for Christmas. I also got other stuff for him too. But I was extremely worried the t-sh... | 5 | 35.4 | |
1640239394 | 1640269320 | t3_rmosxm | t5_2to41 | 5 | aetr3yu: TIFU by not verifying my computer peripheral's history, which made me look like I'm BSing in a post.
TL/DR : I bragged about my computer mouse's durability in a post, when it was another brand that had given me the same kind of excellent service for more than a decade in my career.
Not really an interesting p... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1640238496 | 1640260116 | t3_rmojdu | t5_2to41 | 172 | SizeFantastic8458: TIFU and had a IcyHot experience
So this evening, I had rubbed IcyHot on my back, knee, and ankle (just started doing CrossFit so I’m a bit sore everywhere) and laid down in bed. Now a normal person would’ve washed their hands but I said whatever. As per my usual nightly pre-sleep ritual, I started t... | 3 | 57.333333 | |
1640243878 | 1640245205 | t3_rmq0nu | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ZirePhiinix: When sharing about past experience, do not ever use the job title. It's not the title that makes it bad, but the circumstances around it.
Mention the lack of standards and documentation, not the fact that it is QC.
Paranoid_Neckazoid: Do you think he will take it as ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1640245037 | 1640245541 | t3_rmqb9p | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ZirePhiinix: Or you can double down and reverse Google search the medical records
[deleted]: I was thinking about that but the info on it was just too specific
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1640244280 | 1640291762 | t3_rmq4gb | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ok_Plant_1381: TIFU I woke my boyfriend and his family up by screaming in my sleep
Technically this happened last night. My boyfriend and I are visiting his parents for the holidays. We had left our home town at about 8am (maybe this is important?) and traveled all day, with a few drinks, until we got to his parents pl... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1640250464 | 1640251326 | t3_rmqv14 | t5_2to41 | 11 | GsTSaien: Believe it or not, joking about suicide is extremely common for people that fantasize about suicide. If people who want to kill themselves can joke and laugh about it, then maybe it is a little funny.
OP here made a mistake by worrying a co-worker, but the phrasing is funny.
spekkje: I know. I did /do the sa... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1640249124 | 1640265090 | t3_rmrbkm | t5_2to41 | 30 | MrmanMrcan: TIFU by taking my daughter into the fruit bat forest
Obligatory not today but a couple of years ago,
Me and my girlfriend had gone to the zoo with my daughter when she was around 1 years old lovely day, we had a picnic and all was going well until we FU we had been feeding her melon while walking round and... | 3 | 10 | |
1640252166 | 1640280308 | t3_rms24h | t5_2to41 | 2,519 | Tebiteerf: TIFU By masturbating with the aid of a pen
The following is the most humiliating experience I have ever endured.
Once upon a time about 30 minutes ago I was in the mood for some “me time” and as such I went to deal with that in private when at the side of my bed a pen caught my eye.
It was then I thought... | 9 | 279.888889 | |
1640255766 | 1640295989 | t3_rmswz2 | t5_2to41 | 5,395 | MrSt4pl3s: TIFU by going to the hospital for a possible hernia, but it wasn’t and now HR wants to bend me over for calling in
So this technically happened on Tuesday, but I work today. I woke up Tuesday and was getting ready for work. I had a lot of pain in my groin area. There was a massive lump. I called my doctor an... | 14 | 385.357143 | |
1640257620 | 1640283610 | t3_rmtdfe | t5_2to41 | 138 | DeepMoistConvection: TIFU by eating mystery chocolates.
My fiance's sister sent us a lovely holiday package from across the country, and it arrived this afternoon. She sent all sorts of delicious treats from the US east coast, including a box of 15 gourmet chocolates! Tempting as they were, I thought they would make a ... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1640259015 | 1640271694 | t3_rmtqix | t5_2to41 | 14 | noemerald4u: TIFU by causing a dataloss on a backup server
Ok first to set the scene: I am doing an apprenticeship as a computerscientist in a company that won't be named here. It\`s basically the step most people take in our country after they graduate from HS. An apprenticeship can take up to 4 years to complete. I a... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1640264255 | 1640268021 | t3_rmv52i | t5_2to41 | 33 | NeverEatNaked: TIFU going behind my sister's back
Last night I took my mom and dad to see my sister / their daughter perform in her first stage production. Not gonna lie, I didn't know much about my sister's play other than it being a "dark family drama". But there was one detail about the play that my sister hammered ... | 3 | 11 | |
1640264106 | 1640282990 | t3_rmv3jy | t5_2to41 | 62 | exoinsect: TIFU by eating a spicy pickle.
This was yesterday, but as I sit in my bed this morning, I am still experiencing the consequences. I love spicy food and have a decent tolerance for hot stuff. I bought some spicy pickles from a roadside farm stand. They looked pretty tasty but I wondered why there were only 4 ... | 7 | 8.857143 |
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