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1640264806 | 1640275856 | t3_rmvb5a | t5_2to41 | 2,115 | [deleted]: TIFU by spilling the plans of our proposal during a bad fight with my GF.
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[deleted]: take this a last chance and walk away, thank me in 5 years from now
DeadliftDingo: Middle aged divorced guy (on my second marriage and doing it right this time) checking in. This is good advice.
bruce656: Yeah, the... | 9 | 235 | |
1640265726 | 1640271654 | t3_rmvl0g | t5_2to41 | 7 | LocalMexicoMan: TIFU by wearing Travis Scott shoes to casual Friday at my job.
TIFU but of course this happened a few weeks ago.
I really enjoy collecting and wearing sneakers. On Fridays at work it’s casual Friday so I always pull out some Jordans or Yeezys for the occasion. I’m cool with most of my coworkers so the... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640266176 | 1640358095 | t3_rmvpns | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU for writing to the girl I like while I was drunk
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Orphan_Izzy: I think the solution is to not mention it and just let it blow over because things like this- it happened and you regret it and you can’t take it back so just try not to talk about it out loud with anybody if you can help it, don’t ... | 12 | 0.916667 | |
1640268417 | 1640271971 | t3_rmwexq | t5_2to41 | 211 | theprivateoutpost: TIFU by causing a Windows Update on the lighting control pc during the show
This story is the most embarrassing thing that happend to me in all my life and it still haunts me to this day. It is literally a techs worst nightmare.
So this happend a while ago. I was tasked with programming and operatin... | 4 | 52.75 | |
1640268676 | 1640270183 | t3_rmwhwe | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking my cat out at freezing temperatures
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Splyce123: I'm in the UK. Me and my family have put every single one of our cats out at night, no matter the weather. Between all of us we've had over 20 cats and they've never been bothered about being outside in any weather. They tend to get a l... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1640268926 | 1640270496 | t3_rmwkv9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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phoenics1908: You gotta plan something where the magic happens and she can plainly see you had nothing to do with it? You can act stunned too?
Then take her to Disney world.
Wildestrose1988: Or they could try not lying to their children?
phoenics1908: He wants to restore the magi... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1640273249 | 1640273846 | t3_rmy17x | t5_2to41 | 30 | rippedforeskinyay: TIFU by ripping my foreskin tugging one out
Throwaway for obvious reasons
Obligatory actually happened two days ago but I'm still suffering.
It's pretty much in the title but I'll tell the story.
I was in the mood for a little self pleasure and live alone so don't have to worry about interruption... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1640272412 | 1640296400 | t3_rmxqst | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by convincing myself “ghost pepper hot sauce” wouldn’t be that hot (I was wrong)
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TurboCadaver: I had a tiny sliver of a habanero with a couple of seeds in them. I was gagging coughing and sneezing for the next 15 minutes. Cannot imagine the pain I’d go through with a ghost pepper I actually th... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1640275294 | 1640275799 | t3_rmyqu3 | t5_2to41 | 56 | minuteclinic2k19: TIFU by icy-hotting my hoo-ha NSFW
Technically YIFU, as the incident occurred on my drive home yesterday, but onto the story.
I loaded my car for the holiday trip and started out on my 13 hour drive back home. The day prior, I had begun my special lady time and believe me, I was thrilled about drivin... | 4 | 14 | |
1640278302 | 1640283740 | t3_rmztr3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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unknowngodess: You're over thinking this. Either reach out by email or phone and just say you got detained with someone/things else.
Especially if you hope to maintain your business with her.
[deleted]: I just did, thanks. Idky I tend to overthink, it's done me alot of harm in... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1640280463 | 1640306127 | t3_rn0mwv | t5_2to41 | 152 | JihaaaWallstreet: TIFU by pre ordering meat without asking for the price or weight...
I hope this counts as TIFU..
Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, I am responsible for the dinner and this year should be exquisite and delicious. While planning the menu and pre cooking the dishes I already throw away around 30$ for fake truf... | 6 | 25.333333 | |
1640282276 | 1640381635 | t3_rn1azn | t5_2to41 | 10 | restuah: TIFU when I found out that I have to pay 2K worth of tuition and I don't have any money or loans
I went to community college for one semester and took 2400 thousand dollars worth of classes. At this point I didn't get my FAFSA sorted out and I procrastinated hard on it because I'm a fuckup I guess. I'm honest... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1640282695 | 1640283333 | t3_rn1gwg | t5_2to41 | 10 | Xyeetmeister420X: TIFU trying to clean my blender
So this story starts yesterday with me making a smoothie which was delicious, but I got sidetracked and put cleaning it off until today and by this point the smoothie had done that thing and kind of coagulated to the side of the blender so I filled it with hot soapy wat... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1640283020 | 1640292260 | t3_rn1l63 | t5_2to41 | 457 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcrobaticSource3: Nah, if I’m in that situation, I’m getting out of the car to wait so I could fart as much as I want. In fact, I’m standing outside actively trying to push out some baby farts so they don’t have the time to grow into adult farts on the drive back
Jizz-Fizz: how ca... | 7 | 65.285714 | |
1640281877 | 1640403830 | t3_rn15ml | t5_2to41 | 51 | skilletID: TIFU by leaving a frozen turkey in the sink & leaving the dog at home alone
Welp, I've ordered the replacement turkey.
This morning I took the 18lb turkey out of the freezer to start the thawing process. Put in the sink to clear out fridge space later. Had to run some errands. Normally, we put the wh... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1640285286 | 1640305555 | t3_rn2e6o | t5_2to41 | 47,914 | OneRequirement5984: TIFU by telling my bf he sounds like a minecraft villager
Strap yourselves in everyone, I'm not quite sure what to do here.
Today, my bf (m19) and I (f19) were sitting at the table having breakfast. During our conversation he brought up our escapades from last night. See, here's the issue reddit, ... | 25 | 1,916.56 | |
1640285426 | 1640298797 | t3_rn2fyz | t5_2to41 | 33 | LooseleafT_929: TIFU by not knowing timezones
Context: This happened a couple hours ago and I live in the US West coast region.
A couple days ago I was contacted by a recruiter for a remote language teaching position. I expressed my interest so the recruiter scheduled an interview to take place on 2 PM CET. Needless ... | 3 | 11 | |
1640286982 | 1640292522 | t3_rn30oy | t5_2to41 | 9 | Standard-River-5629: TIFU By hitting my forehead by being a gossip girl
I was inspired by this TIFU [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rm7scx/tifu\_by\_getting\_tbi\_on\_first\_tinderdate/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rm7scx/tifu_by_getting_tbi_on_first_tinderdate/) However mine has nothing to do with a... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1640286426 | 1640302112 | t3_rn2tc6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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IrishJesusDude: From a health and safety point of view the caviar would probably have a storage suggestion that once opened should be consumed within 3 days, but the actual jar could sit on the shelf for months and still be fine as it's not exposed to any air.
Now you have opened... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640287891 | 1640292634 | t3_rn3cmd | t5_2to41 | 35 | Darkashell666: TIFU by getting my discord hacked by a fake nitro scam
Today i totally totally TOTALLY messed up! I have this discord account and I have joined a lot of servers on it. So basically there are people messaging me all the time and I mostly ignore everything and then there was this one dude. He sent me a fre... | 5 | 7 | |
1640288895 | 1640353921 | t3_rn3p5l | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cubicApoc: Sue their balls off.
[deleted]: But it's gonna cost him a ball...
Accomplished_Tutor19: Another one…
[deleted]: Yeah... Another one bites the dust!
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1640289106 | 1640318297 | t3_rn3rsr | t5_2to41 | 38 | tropiclikeitshawt: Tifu by telling gf she has "wise skin"
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rose-cold: As someone with 'old crone hands' you just have to embrace your witch hands. They are great. Grow out your nails, play in a swamp, speak to rocks. This is your life now. Find a cat and stop brushing your hair. No need to be insecure, it's a ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1640290515 | 1640290856 | t3_rn49s6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving fermented cum in a bag
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0III: 😂😂😂😂😂 That’s why you need to empty the condom in the toilet and then save it to throw it outside.
dystopiasian: How. How did we not think of this before. You have my thanks
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1640291951 | 1640327717 | t3_rn4rtp | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: tifu by putting my husband in bra and other women’s clothes
TL;DR I fucked up by my kink and introduced woman’s clothes for husband
I’m sorry for not “Shakespeare” English. I’m esl person.
Also it’s account to throw away. I feel like it’s biggest tifu In my life.
Me[f] and my husband [m] are in mid thirties... | 3 | 41.333333 | |
1640293571 | 1640310384 | t3_rn5cq5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | SirKristopher: TIFU by falling for an obvious scam that cost me my Steam Account.
This just happened today and I'm super mad/depressed about it. I wake up this morning to someone messaging me on Discord saying that they mistakenly reported my steam account when they were trying to report someone else. They then claimed... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1640293435 | 1640312912 | t3_rn5axe | t5_2to41 | 44 | Throwitawayafter42: TIFU by driving 300 miles to see an ex. (Long)
Yesterday, not today…going to end up long, and I apologize in advance.
I (42M) am a lonely person. I divorced about 3 years ago and returned to where I grew up, but had not lived since joining the military right after high school. I don’t know anymore... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1640293088 | 1640319103 | t3_rn568w | t5_2to41 | 2 | lanzaraway8756: TIFU by kissing my cousin's cousin.
So, I need to vent out a little, cause I really fu-ed up. For some context, I have been dating my gf for a little more than a year and so far it's been a very healthy relationship that I cherish a lot. We have our ups and downs and we always try to talk about it, have... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1640294208 | 1640295613 | t3_rn5l2n | t5_2to41 | 33 | SFLoridan: TIFU by not knowing that the US Virgin Islands does not recognize Covid Vaccinations from outside the USVI, not even from the USA - you MUST have a negative Covid test to be able to enter the USVI
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Pleasework94: With all the rules these days you really have to do your research. I was able to save so... | 3 | 11 | |
1640298811 | 1640301111 | t3_rn77r2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my dad about a virus on my computer
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mhmism: I'm sorry about your bad internet and this virus issue that happened to you. I'm not sure if I should say this, but your dad should be more supportive to you instead of playing games and refusing to help you despite asking him for a week. ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1640300056 | 1640372305 | t3_rn7ng8 | t5_2to41 | 35 | lonely_mama_of_2: Tifu by not changing the locks on my door ,and ex has cleaned me out.
Today I fucked up: backstory my hubby left me about 6 weeks ago for another woman. We have 1 child together and I have a child that he has helped raise, so I took them to the park today because it's nice outside and when I came home... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1640301781 | 1640305068 | t3_rn890n | t5_2to41 | 36 | DeviantBro: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I would bang her brains out in front of her family
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PlayStationPepe: I don’t really see how you fucked up though. Sounds like an absolute win to me. Especially if you’re on good terms with her family
heyitsbobwehadababy: Might even have peaked the interest of the ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1640302015 | 1640302398 | t3_rn8bpl | t5_2to41 | 20 | ThrowAway102721963: TIFU by meeting up with a friend
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Ecologistfootballer: Sad but as the deed happened.... Inevitable. The boyfriend didn't reach out?
ThrowAway102721963: Nah he didn't, was just told he was really pissed about the whole situation which is understandable
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1640304348 | 1640305009 | t3_rn93ju | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mhmism: May be an isolating surface or a pillow would help? I would have advised you to stop your habit but you seem stubborn as fuc*.
amethyst_deceiver36: I already stopped doing that lol, it's just that here in my family's house I have nothing better to do at night and I just go... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640305635 | 1640369810 | t3_rn9igz | t5_2to41 | 1,870 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting a whole discord chat full of hentai
(Well, this was actually like 3 years ago, sorry if that’s not allowed)
So I dated this super nerdy, gamer guy who was *super* into chatting with his friends on Discord. At the time, I was not familiar with it passed the name, but he encouraged me to down... | 6 | 311.666667 | |
1640307564 | 1640308301 | t3_rna4bx | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through my wife’s phone.
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OccultRingLeader: Go to couple’s counseling.
ThatBoiiB: Yeah that’s what I’ve been thinking about the past few days. I think we really need it.
OccultRingLeader: It will help. And read ‘nonviolent communication’, it’s a wonderful book which will make every rel... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1640307785 | 1640308119 | t3_rna74f | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much vodka.
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Jkashmaster: Damn, roommate not a real one
30VOID: Yea, disappointed he asked for cash, but I was desperate so I didn't care
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1640308375 | 1640318900 | t3_rnadr1 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ins3rt_nam3_her3: Fuck your parents
Well_Lit_Kiwi: or don't?
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1640308760 | 1640328093 | t3_rnahwb | t5_2to41 | 13 | Appropriate_Duty_496: TIFU by getting way too high to go meet someone new.
Fuck am I still cringing. I'm doing this on a new, throwaway account because I can't possibly have my main account associated with this cringe. Holy fuck.
So, I call in to a local morning radio show a lot on the way to work to play their little... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1640309494 | 1640390198 | t3_rnaq8w | t5_2to41 | 11,097 | DisastrousPopcorn: TIFU by falling in love with our Xmas dinner.
So, about 18 months ago we "moved to the country" bought a house and a few acres outside of town and started some poultry, ducks and chickens to start.
We hatched our first lot of birds and I grew them out and harvested the roosters/drakes for my freezer... | 24 | 462.375 | |
1640309902 | 1640312275 | t3_rnauul | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU Idk what I'm doing here
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MrMailSorter: Hang in there, I felt lost at 17 also. You have much more learning to do, people to meet, and experiences to be had.
PandaOfBunnies: Yeah, 17 can be a rough age to be at. I felt like a total screw up back then
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1640309688 | 1640366459 | t3_rnasgo | t5_2to41 | 31 | Arcanscape: TIFU by losing all my savings in a NFT scam
Today I fucked up. This hapened today, as a matter of fact, 3h ago. I'm writting this mostly to vent out and think about my actions, as I'm on a bus on a very long travel to my hometown.
It all begun 5 days ago when a friend talked about how much he was making b... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1640309495 | 1640310747 | t3_rnaq9j | t5_2to41 | 9 | kalonym: TIFU by carving my fiancée an ornament
I should preface this by saying that I am a direct communicator. So when my wall neighbor mentioned that previous residents of my house could hear singing in the shower at her house, I simply assured her that I hadn’t noticed anything.
I’ve been working on sanding and c... | 3 | 3 | |
1640307896 | 1640361170 | t3_rna8ar | t5_2to41 | 112 | defenestrada: TIFU by falling for a scam
So... I'm writing to try to feel better.
Today i fell for a scam. The budget i had for the holidays is gone. Just because i'm stupid and can't say no.
The story:
I was in a fast food restaurant. I ate and called an uber. An old lady asked me for food. I agreed to pay for it. Ul... | 9 | 12.444444 | |
1640314789 | 1640315509 | t3_rnccrp | t5_2to41 | 111 | VornskrofMyrkr: TIFU by giving my Nephew a jar of Dead Octopi.
A few days ago my Brothers and Sisters brought their kids to my parents house for a big family Christmas party. About halfway through the party, my neighbor dressed as santa showed up. All the kids sat on his lap for pictures and told him what they wanted f... | 3 | 37 | |
1640315553 | 1640369381 | t3_rnclhk | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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holyylemons: Your heart was in the right place, even if your vision failed you.
fright_yagami: My shame thanks you
hills_for_breakfast: Lol, this reminds me of the time I asked one of my coworkers if he knew who the little girl was riding her bike around our job site. He dead-calm... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1640315878 | 1640362264 | t3_rncoz2 | t5_2to41 | 11,939 | Bedbugmakesad: TIFU by paying $3000 to stay with my long-distance GF for Christmas only to quickly discover she hates my autistic social tendencies and now she wants me to leave. [nsfw]
\~2.5 years ago I met her on a dating app, and we became great friends. About 6 months ago we started dating. Coolest human I've ever ... | 15 | 795.933333 | |
1640295740 | 1640354175 | t3_rn64f1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | StasiaBri: TIFU by hitting a car trying to be a good mom.
It's Thursday, to signal the end of the school week I always take my son bowling. He's on the spectrum so I hype him up along the week so he knows what to expect. I arrived at his school to pick him up but I'm early.
I used this time to rant to my dad about thi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640319972 | 1640365387 | t3_rndxr7 | t5_2to41 | 23 | ngrdwmr: TIFU by taking an OTC painkiller
I woke up early this morning to some pretty bad abdominal pain. I’m not a morning person, so my inclination was to try to ignore it and go back to sleep. But it persisted.
My partner noticed I was in pain and was kind enough to retrieve Aleve for me from the bathroom. I took ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1640327641 | 1640368909 | t3_rng5mj | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mother that I would be able to live on if I were to lose her or my brothers .
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Reddoraptor: Dude, you didn’t fuck up at all and your mom hoping you’ll be unable to live without her is profoundly selfish, fucked up, horrible parenting - if she has you thinking even for one second t... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1640320090 | 1640429954 | t3_rndywe | t5_2to41 | 2,300 | kanabul: TIFU By smiling and waving at a live news camera in front of a house where entire family died in their sleep from carbon monoxide poisoning.
This happened when I was 12. I'm currently 48 and I still cringe every single time I think about it.
I got a call from a friend that lived at the end of my block. He to... | 5 | 460 | |
1640332030 | 1640406973 | t3_rngcna | t5_2to41 | -2 | Ill_Satisfaction2104: Dude, you need to expect more of yourself. There is no reason to risk your safety to make a girl feel wanted. Be better!
Webothlovedogs: I thought about that too, why risk wrecking my car in the storm when we can just meet another day? A flexible person would understand that I can't control the ... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1640330810 | 1640417060 | t3_rngz4f | t5_2to41 | 185 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my once-in-a-lifetime gaming girlfriend
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LtDanmanistan: The way you describe her says to me she made the right choice.
SilentDreamer95: getting flamed for my poor wording. i wrote this fast so it may sound like ima asshole .-.
LtDanmanistan: No mate it's not the wording it's the gener... | 19 | 9.736842 | |
1640340059 | 1640342931 | t3_rnj7x1 | t5_2to41 | 49 | 3abwahab: TIFU by showing up naked in front of my sister
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wildadragon: I've seen movies that started this way. Then the sister really congratulates him.
BunBunChow: Don’t they normally feature step-siblings in said movies?
starliner2000: And laundry machines?
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1640342979 | 1640369466 | t3_rnjwg0 | t5_2to41 | 300 | zinjo1: TIFU by renting an appartment that had 0 reviews.
I booked and paid for 9 nights in an appartment for some vacation in the Canaries (on the website Expedia). Received an address and phone number in return. Called the number for 2 days and messaged the owner online, no response. Travelled all the way to the plac... | 7 | 42.857143 | |
1640343796 | 1640376751 | t3_rnk3y4 | t5_2to41 | 61 | Various-Ostrich6266: TIFU as my grandma overheard my hot phone sex
So this was last night and my bf and I decided to do the dirty how everyone does it nowadays, virtually.
I’m a very tipsy and get a bit too excited so I put on this whole outfit (corset, stockings and all that jazz).
Now, my grandma is in the next ro... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1640350276 | 1640440885 | t3_rnlpsu | t5_2to41 | 913 | BredaCity: TIFU - Locked out naked in front of landlord
So a few days ago i totally f*cked up by locking myself out of my appartment in just a towel - just like in the movies.
So i live in a small studio on the second floor in the house of an older couple, i have my own little bathroom just outside of my room, they al... | 7 | 130.428571 | |
1640354120 | 1640354364 | t3_rnmtcl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by telling my friends a secret w/o all the details and they filled in the blanks
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Sol-Lucian: 😭😭😭💀💀💀
Whyevenbotherbruh: Thank you for the empathy 😭😭
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1640355917 | 1640357797 | t3_rnncw0 | t5_2to41 | 152 | -yaysparkles-: TIFU by telling someone “you all look the same”
So today I was at a major franchise electronics store looking for iPad covers. Store is packed obviously, because Christmas. For context, I’m white. I was in a hurry so I did a loop around the store, but I couldn’t find them so I decided to ask an employee.... | 3 | 50.666667 | |
1640358355 | 1643074086 | t3_rno345 | t5_2to41 | 30,743 | Offensively-Educated: TIFUpdate: Called the girl who ghosted me (final post)
So my original post blew up because... well I am an idiot.
[Called the girl who ghosted me](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/mciguq/tifu_by_reaching_out_to_the_girl_who_ghosted_me/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
TL;DR: m... | 24 | 1,280.958333 | |
1640359677 | 1640424619 | t3_rnohyk | t5_2to41 | 38 | JPice: TIFU by the eating Rudolph’s carrot
So I woke up this morning and was looking for a quick snack while making breakfast for my kids. I saw a lone carrot in the fridge and grabbed in not giving it a second thought. I went out to ask them if they wanted anything special for Christmas Eve breakfast and my youngest (... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1640360612 | 1640370523 | t3_rnos9g | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ItsThatTOGuy: Which one?
The first sounds like Promising Young Woman.
And the second is The Platform
Both films are highly rated and were released to individual acclaim at film festivals.
[deleted]: Still terrible movies but to each his own ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
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Natural-Inspector-43: This is too dumb to even be believable.
Active-Subject267: You're lucky you don't suffer from panic attacks
Natural-Inspector-43: No, I get it. But this story seems more like a karma grab from people with anxiety than an actual experience.
Lol I see your oth... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1640365833 | 1640441109 | t3_rnqg45 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Jonseroo: TIFU by trying to climb the walls of Nottingham Castle in the middle of the night. NSFW
This is another seminal experience from my distant past, if that is allowed, written up to amuse people with an even worse sense of humour than myself.
At university there was an angelic guy we'll call Peter who took me ... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1640361312 | 1640445370 | t3_rnozvm | t5_2to41 | 17 | grundo1561: TIFU by disabling my finger with a butter knife
This Halloween I was making hamburgers for me and my girlfriend. Usually I buy pre-formed patties and pack them individually into bags to thaw as needed. This time, however, I had been lazy and put all the burgers in the freezer in the original packaging and t... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1640369799 | 1640371991 | t3_rnrqef | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Natural-Inspector-43: I mean, that's a normal thing to do. Not sure where the FU is here.
adam_demamps_wingman: He wasn’t looking him in the eye when he asked?
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1640370051 | 1640376068 | t3_rnrt6d | t5_2to41 | 99 | NoConfidence9429: TIFU by Taking an Indeed Skill Test
So I started applying for jobs as a legal assistant on indeed and have experience and the necessary knowledge required. However, while taking the legal assistant skill assessment I didn't think too much of it and thought I could take it again later. I let it time... | 3 | 33 | |
1640372393 | 1640373810 | t3_rnsiwl | t5_2to41 | 73 | deeg929: TIFU by taking a shower before work.
This did actually happen today. I has just woken up and I was going to head into work for a few hours to take care of some things before heading off to my family's house. I start my morning as usual, throw on some deathcore as soon as I wake up shave and shower. I get done ... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1640373916 | 1640455014 | t3_rnt08l | t5_2to41 | 13 | guy_with-thumbs: TIFU by putting soap on my toothbrush due to realizing im afraid of "love"
Its been the 3rd time this month. Fucking pump a good chunk of soap on my damn toothbrush. Idk why I do it, I wake up, grab my tooth brush, look at the soap and think "this is correct" fortunately, I got that voice in my head sa... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1640376323 | 1640383445 | t3_rntrho | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing a big spider on a teenage girl.
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JukebocksTV: If you did this to me I would literally be scarred for life. I would have trouble sleeping always and would have nightmares.
I can't believe you would do this to anyone.
I would not be able to look at you without associating you with o... | 3 | 1 | |
1640383720 | 1640384464 | t3_rnw0gw | t5_2to41 | 15 | SoilSufficient7852: TIFU by giving my “friends” secret Christmas presents
My first reddit post so sorry if I rant a bit, I just feel like I need to get this off my chest.
To give some context to why they are “friends” and not friends, around 6 months ago I was invited to move in with them (they are a married couple) b... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1640385827 | 1640542074 | t3_rnwn3g | t5_2to41 | 47 | Mostly_Straight_Buut: TIFU: Grindr notification went off in Verizon store... in front of my mom and aunt.
This just happened a couple hours ago and I have myself locked up in the guest room afraid to go downstairs to face my aunts and mom.
I got off work and my mom texted me to get some last minute stuff for Christmas... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1640387470 | 1640390085 | t3_rnx4qw | t5_2to41 | 3 | bipolarnotsober: TIFU by making myself look like a drug addict/alcoholi
Obligatory didn't happen today but happens every day at the same time.
So, 4 years ago I was watching random shit on YouTube when I found the Google voice reddit videos. I got addicted to them for a bit so I thought making an account myself would ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1640387447 | 1640387944 | t3_rnx4iu | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ZoftLander1006: Now I might get downvoted for this. But I’m gonna be honest as a black person. Never go on Reddit to talk about it. Because you’ll find someone who make you feel worse. It’s good you recognize that but still it’s bad. All in all, it’s a crappy thing and you should’... | 3 | 3 | |
1640387051 | 1640391708 | t3_rnx0be | t5_2to41 | 12 | mongrelmongrel: TIFU by inviting a stranger with severe schizophrenia to my friend's house party
This happened years ago but thought you fine folks might enjoy this tale.
When I was 20 I was wild. Half-homeless, doing lots of drugs, and completely about "experiencing new things." My life philosophy was basically, "If ... | 3 | 4 | |
1640388059 | 1641177145 | t3_rnxaz5 | t5_2to41 | 395 | regret-haver: TIFU by asking my wife for a threesome and possibly ruining things between us
I met my wife online through a hobby forum a few years ago. She lived in Canada and I lived in America, at first I had developed a huge crush but figured it could never go anywhere due to the distance but we talked so much and c... | 13 | 30.384615 | |
1640390360 | 1640447248 | t3_rnxz6l | t5_2to41 | 270 | buzzable: TIFU by me (60+M spends lot of time in Hawaii) throwing a shaka to a (25F) cashier on the mainland
I spend a lot of time in Hawaii. This happened on the mainland USA a few days after Thanksgiving while I was shopping.
I got a few items and got into line. Cashier (approx 25F) calls "next" and was chatting/fri... | 6 | 45 | |
1640392764 | 1640455615 | t3_rnyozr | t5_2to41 | 1,602 | nerddadddy: TIFU When my kids shat glitter bricks on Christmas
Not today but a good number of years back now, one of the family legends was born as a result of my not properly explaining to my son that some things are edible to animals that are not edible to people.
My wife is a Christmas saint. She goes all-out every... | 11 | 145.636364 | |
1640394578 | 1640442160 | t3_rnz7sp | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MysticSheep42: Oh no! You poor thing!!!
I am sure if they are really nurturing and sweet as you say they are that they would understand that human beings gets sick or too back or too full for that matter lol
How did they react?
Pavelexander: They are really nice but I have te... | 5 | 8 | |
1640395142 | 1640457647 | t3_rnzdgw | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reddoraptor: For her to use your phone to send herself money is multiple felonies.
And to begin with, it was sent to another Venmo account, so they can definitely identify her to the authorities if you can get law enforcement to follow up (and if this story is real - saying Ven... | 9 | 4.777778 | |
1640395396 | 1640396050 | t3_rnzfy1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by being horny at a friend's house
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[deleted]: Roll with it bro. Maybe she liked it. I'd say shoot your shot, but that seems lacking at this point.
dirts_account: Life isn’t porn
Orio_Cookies: For real please don't after just jacking off in her bed try to hit on her smh.
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1640396907 | 1640453736 | t3_rnzttl | t5_2to41 | 1,905 | jillthemantis: TIFU by getting done up for Christmas Eve at home…
My fiancé and I celebrated holidays with family last week, so we had planned a chill evening for just the two of us tonight. We’re making dinner at home and watching tv, nothing special. So my decision to do my hair, put on a cute Christmas t-shirt with ... | 5 | 381 | |
1640400083 | 1640483410 | t3_ro0ocz | t5_2to41 | 3,219 | ReverendBigfoot: Tifu by having an orgasm while having a herniated disc
A little background. Im 36M and have a messed up spine. Headed for my second back surgery soon to fix a herniated disc giving me serious nerve issues down my right leg.
Where the issue is currently gives me a lot of pain in my groin so anything ... | 11 | 292.636364 | |
1640402233 | 1640439783 | t3_ro18pp | t5_2to41 | 18,038 | cumgardiumfuckiosa: TIFU by screaming another’s woman’s name while having sex with my now ex
Mandatory note. It did happen today on Christmas Eve lol.
TIFU by screaming another woman’s name (let’s call her Becky) while I came deep inside my now ex girlfriend (Let’s call her Sam)
A little backstory to my relationshi... | 11 | 1,639.818182 | |
1640406904 | 1640551913 | t3_ro2ghe | t5_2to41 | 32 | BurnTheBurnsr: TIFU drinking..?
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kiper31: Mom found a piss drawer v2
BurnTheBurnsr: What’s that? Haha
kiper31: https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/knusth/not_the_piss_drawer/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
BurnTheBurnsr: Yooo what the hell! Hahah! I’m offended at the comparison ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1640408200 | 1640452512 | t3_ro2s7q | t5_2to41 | 62 | Yourbestyear: TIFU by admitting to my sister I don’t like her boyfriend
My sister and I are best friends. I moved to the city she lived in to be near her since our relationship is so special. She met someone 3 years ago who I wasn’t sure about at first. I made an effort to get to know him, engage him, and hope to be fr... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1640411454 | 1640440283 | t3_ro3ls9 | t5_2to41 | 2,251 | beedle_the_bored: Tifu by posting my at-home COVID testing kit result on social media
Small fuck up.
This literally happened a few hours ago.
I'm visiting home for the holidays and my uncle gets a call from his work about a coworker testing positive for COVID. Immediately we go on high alert (even though they practic... | 6 | 375.166667 | |
1640411721 | 1640422930 | t3_ro3o58 | t5_2to41 | 223 | MouseSnackz: TIFU by ... well, I'm not entirely sure where I F'd up ...
I am a dog, and on this fine, warm, sunny Christmas morning in Australia I was lying in bed with my hooman, blissfully unaware the horror that was to come. I signal to my beloved hooman that it's time to go outside. I have a pressing matter that ne... | 4 | 55.75 | |
1640414027 | 1640462828 | t3_ro48ns | t5_2to41 | 123 | Niviki_the_wise: TIFU by emailing my grandmother questionable drawings
So about 20 minutes ago I had finished a set of four images of one character for one of my online friends. I was trying to email it to myself, typing in the letter J for my name, which pops up my grandmother's name. I accidentally clicked on her nam... | 10 | 12.3 | |
1640415509 | 1640416856 | t3_ro4l3a | t5_2to41 | 54 | CaptainRockout: TIFU by making a charcuterie board for Christmas Eve dinner
Unlike many posts I see come up, this one actually did happen today and I am still paying the price as I type and wait for the next wave of misery.
One thing my wife and I have embraced in recent years is taking it easy on ourselves and keepin... | 3 | 18 | |
1640421077 | 1640513122 | t3_ro5vwf | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my step-sister on Christmas Eve
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JimmiRustle: Well yeah women have a short attention span when it comes to men. If you don’t make a move they move on.
rennenenno: Lol *that* is your take from this story??
JimmiRustle: What else? They’re not actually family.
rennenenno: Lolol blood re... | 7 | 9.714286 | |
1640424581 | 1640431422 | t3_ro6n6d | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dewoco: TIFU by damaging half a dozen graphics cards.
I was given a couple of i7 computers circa 2014 for free during a holiday clean out this year at one of my employers. There was a pile of old towers and I filled my boots with spare RAM, Hard Drives, a spare PSU plus a pile of random GPUs and hatched a plan to upgra... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1640424719 | 1640463331 | t3_ro6oc7 | t5_2to41 | 59 | SystemIssue-TryAgain: TIFU by ducking up my squad
I'm a police officer and my Sargent gave us a talk on police uniform rules, what personal items we can and cannot have in patrol vehicles, so on an so forth.
During my free time I ride my bike, so I have my gear and accessories which, include rubber ducks with a helmet... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1640436866 | 1640437753 | t3_ro9bd3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining My sisters birthday, Familys Christmas and my GF's New years
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Bozwell99: Close contacts don't need to isolate (in UK), only people that test positive do.
SDcat09: Her own choice, shes doing it until her PCR comes back
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1640438760 | 1640626312 | t3_ro9s15 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Routine_Associate_39: Yes accidentally
revdre: How many ‘accidental’ clicks does it take to access the hidden folder on an iOS device? 4,5 maybe 6?
Squ4dF4ther: it was in the photo gallery at the hidden tab not in the folder app
revdre: Oh we all ... | 16 | 1.8125 | |
1640442005 | 1640557197 | t3_roalyq | t5_2to41 | 22 | FaBriski: TIFU by accidentally revealing to my 8 yo brother that Santa doesn't exist
Every year my little 8 yo brother writes Santa what he wants and our parents ask me to provide. I always did but this year my brother refused to write his letter to Santa until 2 days ago and since I don't have an army of magical elves... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1640444611 | 1640448652 | t3_robajz | t5_2to41 | 44 | davidgrayPhotography: TIFU by eating chili fried chicken
This happened about 10 minutes ago.
Friday night we went to my parents' place for our usual christmas eve dinner / present giving. We usually get takeaway, and this year it was Chinese from a local restaurant. I LOVE their chili fried chicken, which is basically... | 4 | 11 | |
1640420229 | 1640456907 | t3_ro5ovm | t5_2to41 | 32 | pika-pika-chu: TIFU by not checking my lamps
Not today, but yesterday.
Nothing big or anything, just wasted my own damn time and like €15.
So, in our garage we have one light fixture for 2 TL lamps.
Since last week they started giving me trouble and this week they stopped working completely. I should have gone to th... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1640454002 | 1640796771 | t3_roc0x4 | t5_2to41 | 145 | Delmona: Trans men and nonbinary folks can also have vaginas. Not just women.
Addisonmorgan: Hey there, trans guy lurker, please don’t lump us in there like that. We are men, not a form of woman. No trans man needs this reminder, thanks. We aren’t going to look at a post about female anatomy that’s just referred to as ... | 20 | 7.25 | |
1640450504 | 1640451142 | t3_rocwkt | t5_2to41 | 18 | raven4747: TIFU By Not Admitting My Feelings
This FU happened a few years ago in my junior year of high school.
There was a new girl in my grade (we'll call her C) who just moved to the district and she was *beautiful*. Downright gorgeous. Back then, I talked to a lot of girls but I always had issues admitting my fee... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1640454313 | 1640495546 | t3_roe0mv | t5_2to41 | 85 | BAYKON8R: Tifu by buying a TV before christmas
So Thursday was my last day of work before the holidays. People at my shop mentioned a good deal on a large TV. 65" for $950 Canadian (after tax) while the 70" was $1400. Good deal. So a total of 4 were bought, I got one and 3 others at my shop did. Impulse buy before the ... | 5 | 17 |
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