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1640451431 | 1640460418 | t3_rod603 | t5_2to41 | 35 | kadence_daggett18: Tifu by making everyone think I needed help
So mandatory note this happened today around 9:30. I was sleeping and my alarm went off, I have this app that makes me shake my phone to turn the alarm off. I have to shake my phone 50 times for it to turn off. Earlier this month I turned on a feature that ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1640454758 | 1640460760 | t3_roe5cr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ejsberg: Wait,.. So you couldn't differentiate between a lady's voice and your cousin who clearly seems to be a guy?
gagejac: Bro I was 8, there was music playing. This whole sub is about making mistakes.
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1640466339 | 1640565649 | t3_rohgl0 | t5_2to41 | 1,003 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend's young children powdered sugar is the ground up bones of angels
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smilingburro: Umm, I mean they go to church and sing about the joy of being covered in the blood of Christ, sooo
xiaolinstyle: BY not IN you psychopath.
smilingburro: I’m not seeing a huge functional diff... | 10 | 100.3 | |
1640466890 | 1640471863 | t3_rohme2 | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on the wrong guy
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Effin_Kris: Did you finish him off?
deputytech: [relevant](https://youtu.be/YI8a7cI-NHg)
Effin_Kris: That’s terrible
GetSchwifty2010: Incomplete TIFU
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1640468238 | 1640520582 | t3_roi0i5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Cunninglingmiss: TIFU by not cleaning up after myself
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Sea_Catapillar: Op are you ok do you need someone to talk to?
Cunninglingmiss: Honestly man, Idk. I'm feeling really depressed and alone. I lost another mate to meth the other day. I got the toilet, sink and shower cleaned and got aout half of the rubbish ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1640468151 | 1640623234 | t3_rohzme | t5_2to41 | 410 | jeskimono: TIFU by passing gas at my new in-law's house
As per tradition, this did not happen today but actually happened yesterday, at Christmas Eve dinner. For context, my husband and I got legally married a week ago yesterday, we only signed the marriage license and have our wedding planned for early next year. So, ... | 7 | 58.571429 | |
1640469471 | 1640481763 | t3_roid3u | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to a friend renting with my partner and me.
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comcain: Change the locks! Getting a key duplicated is so easy!
SFXBTPD: Self help evictions are illegal in most states once the tenant has established residency.
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1640469520 | 1640485039 | t3_roidlf | t5_2to41 | 21 | kuka951reku: TIFU by getting high
So this actually happened earlier today.
It was a chill saturday, I had made plans with my sister to drive over to the Netherlands from one of the neighbouring countries to get some weed, and let my sister try it for the first time. Her boyfriend also came along but was not planning to... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1640472357 | 1640475001 | t3_roj80a | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting on AITA
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Racdiecoon: What's aita?
Contank: It stands for "am I the arsehole" it's a subreddit where people can post stories to get honest opinions on if they are the one in the wrong or not
Racdiecoon: Ah thanks!
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1640474693 | 1640541509 | t3_rojxhn | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ThatMustangGuy88: Thats fucking disgusting. How does one even get that far in a porta potty?
Paracodpieceactual: You clearly haven't been in the army
ThatMustangGuy88: Army, no. Navy, yes
der_innkeeper: Navy, here.
You perhaps lack imagination.
ThatMustangGuy88: Nah, just not in... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1640475133 | 1640534895 | t3_rok2bj | t5_2to41 | 1,572 | squirrelslikenuts: TIFU Giving a bum outside the beer store a non-alcoholic beer
Picture it. Christmas eve, I've been off the beer for a while. So I was at the vender buying non-alcoholic beer and coming out a guy was asking for change. I've seen him around before, but I don't think he's homeless.
Anyway I told him I'... | 11 | 142.909091 | |
1640476548 | 1640504656 | t3_rokhqj | t5_2to41 | 15,039 | throwaway27691: TIFU by eating ass and developing lactose intolerance
So it’s no secret that eating ass (or rimming as the sophisticated people say) has become quite popular in the past few years. Having never partaken in this activity myself, I decided to go ahead and give it a try last month. It was alright, more awk... | 14 | 1,074.214286 | |
1640477476 | 1640531226 | t3_roks97 | t5_2to41 | 452 | Shockwave2309: TIFU by not double hecking what I was deleting on our servers
Last weekend I had the duty of reorganizing our company's file server. Basically I had to bring data from 13 virtual hard drives to only 2 in preparation of bigger changes in the future.
Everything was going fine, Terabytes upon TB of data we... | 11 | 41.090909 | |
1640478100 | 1640479564 | t3_rokz02 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Trotzkilover_1: Tifu by having a pet moth
So, this started like 5 weeks ago...
I live, with my family, in an old house near the woods, so naturally there are always a lot of insects nearby. May it be in the house or outside. I normally don't mind them, except if they are kind of big or particularly unpretty. They come... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1640484242 | 1640484884 | t3_romr35 | t5_2to41 | 32 | hadron_enforcer: TIFU by taking a bath at my girlfriend's house
My girlfirends's birthday was earlier this week, so her family was throwing a birthday party for her this weekend with few close friends and family members in her hometown.
Fast forward to fuck up. The guests were about to start comming around 7PM, so aro... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1640483738 | 1640541130 | t3_romlq1 | t5_2to41 | 105 | TheMechanic123: TIFU by drinking tea first thing in the day then going on a bus with IBS.
TL;DR: Drank tea and got on a bus, had IBS poop on bus and the smell made people gag and went around the whole air system.
This happened a few years ago.
Myself and my GF were up at 6am as we had a flight to catch to Germany, ne... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1640485353 | 1640494189 | t3_ron2xm | t5_2to41 | 204 | cheluhu: TIFU by wishing my neighbor Merry Christmas
Boys & Girls, this TIFU really happened today on Christmas Day in the US...
Backstory: My neighbors are nice people. I know they are religious and have invited me to bible study and prayer sessions over zoom. (Unfortunately, I was conveniently busy and was not a... | 6 | 34 | |
1640486012 | 1640486251 | t3_ron9uy | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by fapping in class during my group project
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cheturo: Very embarrasing. What were you thinking???
jwteoh: >What were you thinking???
The leggings
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1640486521 | 1640664021 | t3_ronezv | t5_2to41 | 6,153 | Efficient-Ad-4939: TIFU by joking about my friend having a butt plug
Earlier this year, I was spending the night at a friend’s. Normally when I stay over, I take a minute or so to look at one of the shelves in his room, as it has dozens of different little trinkets (model figures, puzzles, etc.). I saw something new th... | 8 | 769.125 | |
1640489189 | 1640533884 | t3_roo6wq | t5_2to41 | 563 | gunsmoke1389: TIFU by showing my mother in law a full frontal nude of me in the shower.
I recently have been working on building a deck, and this deck is rather large and impressive, so I was proud of my work. I took several pictures of this deck so I could show it off to folks that I care about in the near future.
... | 4 | 140.75 | |
1640489618 | 1640493729 | t3_roobeg | t5_2to41 | 32 | ThrowawayToaster5: Tifu by sending my mom furry porn
Obligatory this is not my main account and is a throwaway.
First a bit of backstory. I (25 m) am a furry and have been since like 2005. My mother (50 f) found out a few years ago and has fully embraced it wanting to go to furry conventions with me and even attendin... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1640487095 | 1640566553 | t3_ronkyz | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ChoiceFood: Good friend? Sounds like a terrible person.
Sybekul: Why is she a terrible person?
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1640494188 | 1640538453 | t3_roplf2 | t5_2to41 | 580 | DeepAnnilingus: TIFU by fighting back for the first time
I am a married man. My wife is a violent woman and I tend to not shut the fuck up on time when we argue. I love her a lot and even though she has hit me before, about 10 times before, I never fought back because I know if the inflicts damage on me, nothing will h... | 4 | 145 | |
1640495260 | 1640556045 | t3_ropvzf | t5_2to41 | 61 | Ahkhira: TIFU trying to cook Alfredo
So today I planned a really nice meal for my family. Clam chowder, honey glazed ham, and bacon wrapped scallops all went off without a hitch.
Unfortunately, and I still have no idea what I did wrong, my Alfredo sauce broke and came out grainy in texture. I've made homemade Alfredo ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1640495964 | 1640497955 | t3_roq2m2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PenguinPenPal: so like, your moms kinda wild. now your BIL and his wife have it coming omg…
LiamMcPoylesGoodEye: As the wise Judas priest once said, they’ve got another thing comin.
ThePresidentsNipples: Nope just the bil
LiamMcPoylesGoodEye: Oh mom’s gonna have it worse just in a... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1640497150 | 1640497771 | t3_roqe23 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Internal_Screaming_8: TIFU by drinking alcohol
Obligatory on mobile and I’m really fucked up rn.
Two weeks ago at a neuroopthamolagy appointment a decision was made to start Topamax for migraines and optic nerve swelling. I picked up the script and talked to the pharmacist, neither of whom said anything about alcohol... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1640498208 | 1640502433 | t3_roqnvi | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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igraywolf: I hope you and your husband have separate bank accounts. You should do the honorable thing and divorce him.
Martholomius: No we have the same
igraywolf: Then it’s time to start dividing. You both deserve better.
Martholomius: I’m not planning on getting a divorce an... | 13 | 2.307692 | |
1640498828 | 1640499999 | t3_roqu1i | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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saidthetomato: Sounds to me like you struggle with self confidence. A therapist would be able to help you with on that.
newaccount252: OP’s paying $100 for a escort, you think he could afford a therapist ?
saidthetomato: If he's a student, there are resources.
newaccount252: For t... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1640501026 | 1640502753 | t3_rordxs | t5_2to41 | 91 | UnicornComments: TIFU by playing Herd Mentality with my parents
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For Christmas my family and I decided to play a new board game called Herd Mentality. In case you don’t know what the aim of the game is, you are attempting to match the same answers to questions with other players.
Anyway, the question to match w... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1640500728 | 1640566698 | t3_rorb8y | t5_2to41 | 87 | horrified-throwaway: TIFU by getting paranoid and exposing myself on instagram live
(Throwaway because this is genuinely too embarrassing to post on my normal account. )
I (a legal adult, don’t worry) sometimes have some pretty ridiculous paranoia, and today one one of those times. I saw some creepy post, ironically ... | 12 | 7.25 | |
1640516567 | 1640525349 | t3_rouv2l | t5_2to41 | 13 | Yay_Chocolate: TIFU making a rant post
TIFU posting a rant
Obligatory “this actually happened yesterday.” I’m writing this off of our WiFi network and will delete it in a few hours when he’s up for the day.
I was depressed and angry yesterday for a multitude of reasons and used my alt account to make a rant post kind... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1640519672 | 1640519933 | t3_rov57b | t5_2to41 | 6 | Sickpsychotic: Your brother will not die if you go into the bathroom and pee. And you will not die by going outside in the cold for 2 minutes and pee either.
Wogew: Theres allways a better way. Trust the process and piss in the sink.
Sickpsychotic: Yes, this!
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1640522290 | 1640553146 | t3_row5of | t5_2to41 | 3,260 | MrLambNugget: TIFU by getting high and then going outside at midnight to save a hedgehog
This actually did happen today, around 1:30am
So I like to smoke weed time to time, but I still live with my family, so I have to wait before everyone is asleep and then smoke out of the window. I load the pipe, light it up and sm... | 10 | 326 | |
1640528439 | 1640549653 | t3_roxtlb | t5_2to41 | 187 | thatguycleeb: TIFU by using my university Google Workspace to store work photos
This happened a couple of weeks ago.
I stopped studying in 2016 but for whatever reason my Google Workspace was never deleted.
Cut to the start of the pandemic and we - me and my team at work - needed to find a better way to handle pictu... | 6 | 31.166667 | |
1640530019 | 1640533020 | t3_royaln | t5_2to41 | 2 | soundboard6: TIFU by asking an ex-pat why he moved to Mexico
My wife’s family is from Mexico and we’re down here visiting her family for the holidays. My wife is fully bilingual but many of her family members only speak a little English. I speak enough Spanish to get by but I’m not fluent.
On Christmas Eve we exchange... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1640531435 | 1640533066 | t3_roypzp | t5_2to41 | 73 | torbn: TIFU by asking my mother to save a seat at the Christmas dinner for my anime girlfriend
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simkashi01: What a fucking weirdo
HellsKitchenIsBased: Pretty sure its satire lmao
simkashi01: He’s either a huge big brain troll or a fucking waste of oxygen ultra weeb
HellsKitchenIsBased: Fuck me man, check his p... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1640531461 | 1640536872 | t3_royqbp | t5_2to41 | 2,392 | needmoremangos: TIFU by saving my graphing calculator from my burning house
We've all heard the question "If your house was burning down what 3 things would you grab?" Some people choose their grandmothers wedding ring, or their birth certificate. Very important things, right? Things you can't live without, RIGHT?? Yea... | 12 | 199.333333 | |
1640532923 | 1642118157 | t3_roz6i0 | t5_2to41 | 81 | lazypokegamer: TIFU I just lost my brand new galaxy buds plus down a sewer drain 😔
Hey let me give you some context, I've been wanting to buy some good wireless earbuds for a while now my old wireless one's just weren't doing it for me so black friday come around this year and I decided to buy A nice blue pair of sams... | 55 | 1.472727 | |
1640533895 | 1640579820 | t3_rozhh7 | t5_2to41 | 944 | LeggoMahPresto: TIFU by getting my companion’s mom high
So obligatory this happened yesterday.
I (21M) am a bit of a stoner. I also love to cook, so trying new recipes is always a task I’m down for. Flashback to one week ago, I’m as toasted as a campfire marshmallow and eating some of those pillsbury cinnamon rolls. I ... | 8 | 118 | |
1640533796 | 1640616957 | t3_rozg7p | t5_2to41 | 166 | EdAndEinOnShrooms: TIFU by showering with dyed hair, thus staining everything
I dyed my hair 2 weeks ago and the hairdresser told me not to wash it for the first week since the dye will wash out. Well, it's the second week of having blue streaks in my hair so I guessed it would be fine to shampoo my hair today. Spoiler... | 8 | 20.75 | |
1640536568 | 1640550517 | t3_rp0dk7 | t5_2to41 | 14,831 | craysey: TIFU by gaslighting my husband for Christmas
This TIFU happened this week, but I just discovered it now.
So, for context - my husband and I are pretty opposite when it comes to socializing. I’m super extroverted, love family gatherings, I love my in-laws, if it were up to me we’d all live on one giant commune... | 12 | 1,235.916667 | |
1640539513 | 1640557671 | t3_rp1dvu | t5_2to41 | 21 | Setthegodofchaos: TIFU: by not realizing that eBay has a pay within 4 days window
Well, this is something that's still relatively new to me. Obligatory this happened 4 days ago and I'm just now realizing it.
So I'm a transformer collector. I just started collecting in November. And I got tired of Amazon's high prices... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1640544898 | 1640582930 | t3_rp39kt | t5_2to41 | 48 | Own-Problem-5234: TIFU by asking to be kicked out and cut off
This sounds incredibly stupid, but I figured it was for my own good. I asked my (loving and supportive) parents to kick me out and cut me off financially when I turn 18. Mom said she had not expected to cut the strings until I was at least 26, and she was ... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1640545125 | 1640558061 | t3_rp3c5n | t5_2to41 | 374 | IntuneGuy92: TIFU by accidentally removing web filtering from upwards of 750 middle school student computers.
To be fair, this happened a few weeks ago, but I was too busy not getting fired to think about it the day it happened.
As my username suggests, we utilize Microsoft Azure/Endpoint Manager(Intune) to manage our... | 8 | 46.75 | |
1640547907 | 1640579823 | t3_rp49q0 | t5_2to41 | 298 | loverofshawarma: TIFU by not realising for almost 6 kms the chirping sound from my car was a cat and not a mechanical fault.
I am visiting a desert country where the temperatures often reach 40C. Animals and people aren't quote used to the cold weather and it has been chilly recently. Its 8 degrees Celsius today, freez... | 20 | 14.9 | |
1640548193 | 1640817732 | t3_rp4d1u | t5_2to41 | 322 | Immediate_Phase_7860: TIFU by laughing at my boyfriend’s disabled dad
So I wasn’t able to go home for the holidays so instead I went to my boyfriend’s hometown. His parents are separated and not on good terms. We are staying with his mum who doesn’t have a great filter and will often just say what she’s thinking.
His ... | 5 | 64.4 | |
1640550587 | 1640552486 | t3_rp516z | t5_2to41 | 54 | UniversalSean: TIFU by creating dangerous conflict with my neighbor.
This incident happened some days ago but first, preface:
My neighbor has been alright. We chat sometimes. We share a driveway that leads to the back of my place and yard. Drives off to do shady stuff at night (hes already shared his drug trafficking ... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1640552395 | 1640559109 | t3_rp5kd9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | throwaway000822: TIFU by stealing food from a guy's place while drunk
i never EVER do this type of thing even when im drunk bc i know not to touch people's shit but i got super wasted this past weekend with my friends and this mutual friend offered to let me sleep on his couch for the night so i did. His and my other ... | 3 | 1 | |
1640552529 | 1640623251 | t3_rp5mjq | t5_2to41 | 31 | SnooGuavas4514: TIFU by not saving my hookup's number
Obligatory this actually happened today.
The pandemic has been hard on me dating wise and a week or so back I posted to a pretty niche dating app that I was looking for a hookup. I got a few replies -- some of them I was into, some I wasn't and I was upfront about ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1640552718 | 1640554821 | t3_rp5p1u | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU Letting my mom cut my hair
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obnoxiousdrunk77: My mom used to give me perms every two months in an attempt to curl my pin-straight hair. I would look like a poodle who stuck a fork in an outlet for a week, then my hair straight again.
The last time she touched my hair was when she trimmed my ba... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1640555227 | 1640600817 | t3_rp6lvm | t5_2to41 | 2,099 | cjasonac: TIFU by exposing a 50-year-old family secret
Obligatory “not today, but a few years ago”...
My wife’s parents have never been easy to shop for at Christmas. They always did well financially and we didn’t. If they wanted something they just bought it. But a few years ago they retired at the same time my wife ... | 6 | 349.833333 | |
1640556279 | 1640605130 | t3_rp6zll | t5_2to41 | 3,408 | Nulltist: TIFU By walking in on my girlfriend feasting on her foot
So today i was at my girlfriends place taking a shower, after getting out, i entered her room and noticed her picking skin off her foot with a small knife and eating it, at this point she hadnt noticed me entering her room just yet. Let me tell you tha... | 11 | 309.818182 | |
1640557040 | 1640569700 | t3_rp78xo | t5_2to41 | -44 | The_Grizz94: TIFU by doing the deed with my SO
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Melodic-Narwhal-582: You lost me at 27m still living with mum.
The_Grizz94: High unemployment rate in my country, recently been retrenched and the fact that it is only the 2 of us as over the years our once usual 4 person family was reduced to 2 people due to dea... | 7 | -6.285714 | |
1640566237 | 1640568095 | t3_rpaf3q | t5_2to41 | 23 | Obvious_Waltz940: TIFU by changing my birthday
Obligatory not today exactly, but definitely fucked up every December for nearly two decades.
My birthday is on a particular major western holiday involving fir trees, which can often suck. None of my friends have ever been available to celebrate with me, birthday dinner ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1640567776 | 1640569424 | t3_rpaxe9 | t5_2to41 | 133 | dexter992: TIFU by trying on a hat during an interior house demolition.
Obligatory this happened last weekend. But, Me (M22) and my construction coworker/friend (M24), we’re offered $500 each to remove everything from a house and knock down a couple walls from a friends parent who bought the house to fix up. Pretty sma... | 3 | 44.333333 | |
1640569304 | 1640578096 | t3_rpbfro | t5_2to41 | 34 | vinni8989: TIFU by asking my girlfriend to give me a heads up on days she’s not in the mood for sex
It’s been 3 weeks tbh. She broke up with me for it after a few days and I feel shitty about having said that cause it was taken as “all I care about sex” when I honestly don’t. Like we’d hangout when she was on her perio... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1640569307 | 1640646519 | t3_rpbfsw | t5_2to41 | 21,852 | HelloIBabuFrik: tifu by getting a getting a happy ending
This happened today, and I'm still feeling the pain of my encounter.
I've had trouble sleeping lately. Of late, I wake up and my back is so stiff and hurts miserably. I stretch it out and scroll through reddit until it calms down and I go back to sleep but it k... | 14 | 1,560.857143 | |
1640571222 | 1640572559 | t3_rpc2dd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Dimsumchik: Sweet home Alabama
knaks74: USA
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1640571735 | 1640573233 | t3_rpc8dw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my mom my girlfriends underwear as a Christmas present.
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envybelmont: No you didn’t. r/jokes would like it’s content back
Enough_Lawyer_6089: Actually I got this from TikTok, but I get the idea
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1640577519 | 1640578638 | t3_rpe3fi | t5_2to41 | 12 | Catlovesmetoomuch2: TIFU by blowing my load while my cat was being affectionate
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Disguspitated: Get help
bigchillienergy: Obviously the cat was the help
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1640580529 | 1640581596 | t3_rpf1uj | t5_2to41 | 40 | Ok-Counter-7077: TIFU by buying a fake at 10x the price
This actually happened the other day I’m in India for the first time for a friends wedding and I was looking for a pashmina scarf for my mom, my friends told me an area I could find it and showed me a couple of samples that were around $50 usd. But when I went out... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1640583563 | 1640603477 | t3_rpfzay | t5_2to41 | 128 | nalk201: TIFU by going to dinner high.
My dad invited me for dinner. With family and the holidays I was a bit stressed out so I popped an edible before heading over. When I got there and came in, I saw a young woman sitting there, to my surprise. As my dad decided not to let me know he was setting me up. As I slowly g... | 10 | 12.8 | |
1640581849 | 1640746111 | t3_rpfgnx | t5_2to41 | 7 | No-Musician6037: TIFU by using firecrckers
this is kinda my first post so here i go
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today since it was my birthday we were setting off some firecrackers that were totally HARMLESS
after a short period of time (when we ran out of firecrackers) a guy came to tell us that "theres pets and autist children a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1640586706 | 1640587853 | t3_rpgwpf | t5_2to41 | 161 | [deleted]: TIFU and mom found all my sex toys
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Disguspitated: No, mom, they’re not mine. I bought them for you. Merry belated Christmas!
Gloomy-Research-7774: Lol that actually makes me feel a bit better, I thought I was at rock bottom but I guess I could make it even more awkward and weird if I say that😂😂
I... | 4 | 40.25 | |
1640592020 | 1640599372 | t3_rpicnn | t5_2to41 | 50 | BoostedCupcakeTard: TIFU by working with a sex toy inside of me
I'm(guy) posting this on behalf of my girlfriend who is fully aware of me posting this. So let's start off with a bit of backstory. We are in a long distance relationship which can make it hard to have.. well sex. So her birthday was earlier this month and... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1640596379 | 1640616936 | t3_rpjgu5 | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bananablouse: Wow, i mean, its your choice to show everyone on reddit how dumb you are.. So, congrats on the confidence.
PazukiJ: It’s the kind of 1 in a 100 year fuck up primed for these Reddit streets 😂
bananablouse: ? No man, you are just stupid
PazukiJ: Honestly how can I arg... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1640607067 | 1640628732 | t3_rpm851 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by by hearing a number wrong
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AcrobaticSource3: Where is there a train and a ferry?
Jim-Dread: NY. I live on Staten island, she lives in the Bronx I think.
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1640609655 | 1640683969 | t3_rpmxpa | t5_2to41 | 4,395 | crewcumber: TIFU by thinking honey is spicy
Welp, the realisation came today but its been going on for all my life.
Every time I had good quality honey around it always seemed to be kind of spicy to me - like a tingly feeling all over my tongue and lips. Kind of like pineapple sometimes. The thing is I quite like the ... | 13 | 338.076923 | |
1640610193 | 1640633747 | t3_rpn3ko | t5_2to41 | 1,005 | callst: TIFU by giving blowjob while having GERD
I have the worse case of gerd. My eating schedule is pretty strict so that the gerd doesn’t relapse, like I always have breakfast at 7 am, lunch at 12, and dinner at 8.
Last week I went on a date with this dude that I really like, we have kinda like a fuck buddy type of ... | 11 | 91.363636 | |
1640612420 | 1640691679 | t3_rpnrrh | t5_2to41 | 19,397 | NeverGoNude: TIFU my friend's proposal
Throwaway account.
My friend and his gf do porn. It's amateur level stuff. The two of them set up the cameras themselves and usually shoot all of their scenes in their house. I know this because it's not top secret information and they've always tried to get me on board. Not to p... | 11 | 1,763.363636 | |
1640618684 | 1640619288 | t3_rpptiz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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chasedog1967: Fevicol is crap, I don't see how you could have used enough to ruin your monitor
iknowthisischeesy: Apparently I did. I went to the service centre and they said the fevicol got between the gaps? And now I have no display :(
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1640619481 | 1640711013 | t3_rpq37n | t5_2to41 | 55 | Regular-Emu-3839: TIFU getting cold/flu medication
So today I went to town by myself to go get mucinex cold/flu because myself and my family are going through the flu right now and this stuff is the only thing that makes you feel slightly human again.
So after driving 20 mins to the nearest pharmacy they were out of w... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1640623282 | 1640632690 | t3_rprfo6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Fast-Blueberry-8165: TIFU by leaving chocolate accessible to my dog
Last night I left half of a mint chocolate "orange" on a table next to my recliner. This morning my daughter let our 11 year old mini dachshund out of her room before anyone was up. When I got up an hour later I discovered he'd eaten the rest of my dar... | 9 | 2.777778 | |
1640624216 | 1640633344 | t3_rprrr4 | t5_2to41 | 1,493 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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New_pollution1086: To be fair if it's been a while since his last go, most guys are a 4 pump chump. Round 2 is the bang the night away sesh.
TheSurfingRaichu: Truth. But he shouldn't have been so cocky lol I would have laughed too.
koei19: What else would you expect from a guy who... | 9 | 165.888889 | |
1640624685 | 1640638071 | t3_rpry4z | t5_2to41 | 31 | Nitr3xx: TIFU By Smoking Too Much Weed
It's about 11pm and my brother and I are playing bf2042 having a great time. I've already taken 150 MG of tincture which if you're unfamiliar is essential just a really condensed THC oil edible. I started taking the tincture around 7:30 and by 11 it was hitting me pretty hard. Wel... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1640622423 | 1640628813 | t3_rpr4iq | t5_2to41 | 10 | thimblefullofdespair: TIFU by craving Doritos
...well, technically it was the 25th, so two days ago. Had my Nintendo Switch over at the family home for Christmas entertainment and decided to leave the dock there after having a hard time connecting it up with the TV. I knew we'd be using it the following day, but I... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1640627064 | 1640630291 | t3_rpstbt | t5_2to41 | 192 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an erotic iCloud note in my family’s group text
Holy shit guys… I am freaking out right now. Long story short, I’ve been looking into the BDSM scene in Texas for some time now and recently have been talking to a potential dominant partner… She asked me to send her a note with my greatest fant... | 17 | 11.294118 | |
1640629496 | 1640708318 | t3_rptqlj | t5_2to41 | 24 | throwaway47385725: TIFU by sending one too many anonymous notes
Buckle up - this one’s a tad long.
So I realised I was sort of interested in this girl at my uni (let’s call her Rebecca), and was wondering what steps I should take to get to know her. We are part of the same friend group and hang out quite often, but do... | 3 | 8 | |
1640633085 | 1640634714 | t3_rpv36r | t5_2to41 | 14 | pownacus: TIFU at sales by undercutting my biggest customer
TIFU and need help retracting a quote
So, a lot of context here, but I’m going to try to summarize it as I need help fast.
I have two different customers, call them Customer A and Customer B.
Customer A currently works with a large company that we will re... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1640633350 | 1640641406 | t3_rpv6r6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | JazzmansRevenge: TIFU by thinking out loud.
Happened 5 hours ago.
I'm a night patrol security guard and lately I've been very overworked and I'm tired all the time, at the start of my shift my boss was briefing me and mentioned this new site I was shown last week, and, for some reason I thought he said we weren't doi... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1640634288 | 1640635821 | t3_rpvjen | t5_2to41 | 33 | Based_Kid241: TIFU by messing up my little brother's chance at getting a girlfriend and possibly turning him into a future incel
So throwaway and all that stuff so it can't be traced back to me by anyone.
So me and my twin sister(L) are both teenagers (older ones) and our brother(E) is around (not exactly) half our ag... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1640633154 | 1640681418 | t3_rpv43n | t5_2to41 | 177 | IceMango359: TIFU by calling a customer fat
Obligatory this happened many years ago when I was 17. I was working customer service at Target and was trying to do a good job. A lady who, like many of us (myself now included), was somewhat overweight comes into my area asking if we have an item. It is not in my area so I ... | 6 | 29.5 | |
1640635770 | 1640670045 | t3_rpw3gw | t5_2to41 | 529 | starsonmyfac3: TIFU by switching the Christmas cookies my girlfriend made with store-bought cookies before she gave them to my grandma
My (25M) girlfriend (25F) is not good at cooking. She decided to make cookies for Christmas this year. I told her it’s not worth the effort but she didn’t listen.
She finished making ... | 10 | 52.9 | |
1640636758 | 1640647386 | t3_rpwgmx | t5_2to41 | 22 | braainnsss: TIFU by letting our living xmas tree die a slow painful death in front of me
TIFU by letting our living xmas tree die a slow painful death in front of me and my family.
I spent $200 on a living Christmas tree because I didn’t want to kill a tree just to put it on display in my house for a few weeks. I *in... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1640638338 | 1640698666 | t3_rpx0wg | t5_2to41 | 415 | Remarkable-Slip-7283: TIFU By being oblivious and turning family dinner into a complete disaster
Throwaway. I need to get this out and nobody i know uses reddit so whatever.
Ill start with background. My in laws dont celebrate christmas but have a big family dinner every year instead. I'll call my husband H, sister in... | 6 | 69.166667 | |
1640639634 | 1641089515 | t3_rpxhox | t5_2to41 | 21,993 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I thought I could get an uber or lyft after anal
Last night, I connected with a friend who wanted to meet up for post-holiday activities. He didn’t want his neighbors seeing me come into his home, so he asked me to head over after 11pm when his neighbors would be sound asleep.
It hadn’t snowed... | 19 | 1,157.526316 | |
1640641886 | 1640647706 | t3_rpyc05 | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU *PART 2* by sending an erotic iCloud note in my family’s group text
*PART 2*
Well, some of y’all may have read part 1, but the events of today have been so stressful and confusing that I figured my post warranted a sequel…
After mistakenly sending the most sexually-charged, embarrassing erotic literat... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1640644987 | 1640661950 | t3_rpzhzk | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AstroWorldSecurity: Have you considered burning down their house and driving cross country with your boyfriend while robbing banks to finance your endless summer?
ThisIsntOkayokay: Careful, youth don't understand this humor and just may follow through 😅
LucidHazes: Yes dillweed. ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1640645503 | 1640697278 | t3_rpzowg | t5_2to41 | 19 | stargazr_93: TIFU by playing a song about balls at work
I work in a dental office. I like to play music in my room for me and my patients to listen to. The office music station is just a little too mellow and I like to keep the mood more upbeat. So every day, I put on the same classic rock station. I choose this partic... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1640645705 | 1640719852 | t3_rpzrj8 | t5_2to41 | 82 | Forsaken-Secret-4894: TIFU by recommending my family’s new puppy should be named butch
Throwaway because i want people to respect my mom.
so my family just got a new puppy today. as with all new puppy’s we couldn’t decide to name him. for whatever reason i thought of the name butch and kept calling him it. my mom sa... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1640649268 | 1640672119 | t3_rq10z7 | t5_2to41 | 488 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sargatanus: This is funny, sad, and petty (on the part of the cheapskate coworker) at the same time, but I don’t see how you fucked up in this scenario.
rex1030: Yea downvoted because this isn’t a tifu at all. Sad story though
Lobasexhusband: Cmon the guy gave you a story man you ... | 5 | 97.6 | |
1640651821 | 1640657767 | t3_rq1xcr | t5_2to41 | 52 | AbberageRebbitor: TIFU By tricking someone into using my bathroom with a broken toilet.
Before I get into this, Dans a total jackass, complete and utter piece of *goobage*. As one of the HOA peeps who got my very elaborate and expensive Christmas light display removed, he deserves all of this.
So Dans a runner, a ver... | 29 | 1.793103 | |
1640652675 | 1640660534 | t3_rq27vt | t5_2to41 | 12 | Cyb0rgorg: TIFU By screwing up a simple veggie soup recipe.
Veggies, tomato sauce, and macaroni with some vegan ground beef substitute. Simple, right?
Wound up putting in to much cayenne pepper in so it was too spicy.
My dumb ass put the macaroni in the pot with everything and it wound up absorbing all of the stock. ... | 6 | 2 | |
1640656525 | 1640692727 | t3_rq3irt | t5_2to41 | 100 | shittyaltwhywhywhy: TIFU by rubbing my penis until it bleeds
Using an alt cause this is extremely fucking embarrassing. I was horny, and I just randomly started rubbing my penis against a blanket on the couch, and i was like "oh this is kinda good", and then I tried to masturbate with this method, and I had my eyes clo... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1640654145 | 1640657004 | t3_rq2q2b | t5_2to41 | 10 | vth2: TIFU by confessing my feelings to a childhood friend, forcing myself against her, and being a creep
Well, this actually happened in 2017, the worst year of my life before the pandemic came out.
# Background:
I was... I think 19yo, and for most of my teenage years I was a total looser. I was socially awkward, ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1640657574 | 1640704308 | t3_rq3w6p | t5_2to41 | 31 | I_Just_Want_2_Live: TIFU at work by using a knife to depressurize a jar of mayonnaise.
Yes, you read that correctly. Let me add an obligatory “this happened on Thursday, not today”.
I work for a popular fast food restaurant (that *sort of* rhymes with “Skinny Mom’s”, but is actually called Jimmy John’s). I onboarded ... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1640658640 | 1640707653 | t3_rq49nw | t5_2to41 | 22 | Throwaway298567: TIFU by starting a new medication
I (f20) recently started a new medication for ADHD that suppresses my appetite emensley, I don't get hungry and I follow my boyfriends eating patterns and eat noticeably less than the average person. I get full easy and I am not hungry really at all. Other than drinkin... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1640661305 | 1640665711 | t3_rq57nd | t5_2to41 | 17 | skyxsteel: TIFU by getting a housekeeper fired
This was a few years ago but something I just realized.
I was living with my aunt and uncle for a year in a foreign country. Every few days there would be a housekeeper who would come by and tidy things up. She was a nice lady, also made meals for me.
As we got to know e... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1640663723 | 1640669677 | t3_rq60vj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ArmadilloDays: So, there’s a lot to wade through here, but I’m on Adam’s side on the birthday thing.
It’s HIS birthday and you decided to put your feelings first the whole way.
I personally hate people who plan surprises for me. All it succeeds in doing is show how little they ... | 4 | 1 | |
1640666282 | 1640699561 | t3_rq6vv5 | t5_2to41 | 109 | throwaway52819hey: TIFU by flying an airplane to the city my ex lives in
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fusterclux: She sounds like a nutcase. Be glad that you dodged a bullet
throwaway52819hey: You're not the first nor the last person to say those exact words.. wish my heart would listen haha
DoNotBelieveAnything: She sounds like a nutcas... | 4 | 27.25 |
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