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1640667912 | 1640672317 | t3_rq7fa9 | t5_2to41 | 842 | BijinRising: TIFU by being celiac and eating half a cauliflower crust whose first ingredient is wheat.
Earlier tonight, my bonus kiddos asked me to make them "OP's famous pizza," which I learned how to make well before being diagnosed with severe celiac disease. I asked my husband to grab me a cauliflower crust at the ... | 7 | 120.285714 | |
1640670866 | 1640693411 | t3_rq8cko | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my junk pepper sprayed.
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kjbrasda: My daughter made a similar mistake yesterday, but yours turned out way worse.
Jesse_is_cool: Uuuhhmm, do I need to call child-protective services?
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OkVolume1: Your dad's friend is a bro. Good for him for being concerned.
Rawrfiend: I'm genuinely glad to hear he shut her down, turned the lights all the way back up, and **then asked her what she needed and actually talked about it**. You won't find many like that.
IanSan5653: Y... | 12 | 407.166667 | |
1640675755 | 1640698315 | t3_rq9tbd | t5_2to41 | 44 | BunkyBrains: TIFU by laughing like a flatulent sadist.
This happened earlier today. I work in data entry, open office, 15 people in a room, processing transactions all day. Since COVID, we communicate 99.9% by group chat, so the room is pretty silent.
It was Monday morning after a somewhat hectic weekend, and I felt a... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1640676332 | 1640678255 | t3_rq9z7q | t5_2to41 | 11 | PAdogooder: TIFU taking high-caliber Tylenol for a toothache
*This occurred some indeterminate time outside of the statute of limitations in my jurisdiction. Probably. Just written in present tense for clarity.*
So my teeth are a wreck, but I’m a working class American, so I can’t really afford anything like good den... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1640682665 | 1640758193 | t3_rqbohk | t5_2to41 | 17 | measter02: TIFU By taking an unauthorized break on the job out of exhaustion
I work at Walmart as a seasonal employee and my last day of work was on December 31st because I had to leave home to come back to college for the upcoming semester. I worked from Thursday through Monday and I’m off Tuesday and Wednesday
Today... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1640686038 | 1640756036 | t3_rqcl0z | t5_2to41 | 17,221 | NotAMazda: TIFU by saying something extremely sexual to my boyfriend at the wrong time
Hi y’all, this is actually so mortifying to me. My new ish boyfriend of about five months have recently been living together. He has the house to himself as his parents have been vacationing in Florida. Im in and out of that house li... | 12 | 1,435.083333 | |
1640693173 | 1640694401 | t3_rqedw6 | t5_2to41 | 32 | 20211119throwaway: TIFU Broke my 2 year celibacy with an escort
I fucked up. After 2 years celibacy I ended up paying for it after I promised myself I wouldn't do that again.
I used to suffer with mental illness, depression and anxiety, an ex I couldn't get over etc. And so I thought paying for it was the solution. Bu... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1640698459 | 1640702367 | t3_rqg0bs | t5_2to41 | 97 | Happykittymeowmeow: TIFU by visiting family over Christmas
Obligatory, I'm on mobile and formatting may be funny and this TIFU happened on Christmas.
I (28F) and My husband (34M) and daughter (5F) obviously wanted to see family for the holidays this year. We are expecting a little boy in the end of April as well. Just... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1640702077 | 1640717902 | t3_rqh7gb | t5_2to41 | 6 | ChristopherJee899: TIFU I have been holding a long time secret and today I'm going to share it.
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Rieger_not_Banta: Dude, you know you’re not a pedophile. You’re something, but it’s not a pedophile. Do you like to assault children? No. So you’re not a danger to a... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1640700832 | 1640733923 | t3_rqgsa7 | t5_2to41 | 1,117 | lordbubbathechaste: TIFU by dancing into my mothers room blasting Machi No Dorufin while she was in a zoom meeting with her bosses.
New in these parts, on mobile, half asleep and mortified so any fuck ups aside from the obvious is on me. TL;DR at the end.
This happened half an hour ago. I dyed my hair blue last night... | 5 | 223.4 | |
1640701513 | 1640797590 | t3_rqh0gk | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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missmyrajv: Yup, you broke the heating element. $30 part and easy to replace (YouTube it). Apologize and fix it, or pay to have it fixed.
Maniacal_Ozman: May also just be a belt snapped or idler pulley broke due to the load weight on the dryer. My son did this (wet sheets from was... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1640705326 | 1640723880 | t3_rqibws | t5_2to41 | 10 | ShadowLord72: tifu by taking an antacid
Howdy! This is my first tifu, but I thought it was worth sharing since I am not doing to great right now due to my fuck up. Also on mobile, so sorry if the formatting is jank. tldr at the bottom.
For some context before I get into this, this past summer (2021) I got food poisoni... | 4 | 2.5 | |
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Zeofur: Awww I was in the middle of reading that D:
nikodem2003: Here you go:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rqj2bt/tifu_by_accidentally_giving_a_homeless_man_a_used/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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1640707678 | 1640709901 | t3_rqj6iw | t5_2to41 | 1 | MrDragonBoi: TIFU by (nearly) hurting my foster mother and then running away
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___Phreak___: The fact she expects you to ask to make a coffee is a little over bearing. You're 16, you should be allowed to make your own coffee whenever you wish without having to ask first.
Dirt_E_Harry: There is no age limit for ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1640715572 | 1640717330 | t3_rqm1o4 | t5_2to41 | 50 | humanmartians: TIFU when I accidentally texted the big boss about my current/previous drug usage.
Disclaimer: I do live and work in a state where recreational cannabis use is legal for 21+. I am 21+.
Oh god it hurts.
Oh man, OK. This just happened a few minutes ago and I'm pretty shook up so please excuse any weird n... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1640719850 | 1640721636 | t3_rqnlgj | t5_2to41 | 103 | Ashley171283: Tifu.: by sending a message meant for the Mrs to my mum
This happened moments ago and I am still waiting for a big hole to swallow me up or new identities in a hot country (if you have to go in to hiding be warm)
Me and my mrs have a tradition since we started dating that after anything NSFW we texted ea... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1640719878 | 1640723917 | t3_rqnlu8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Atalanta489: TiFU by kneeing my BF in the balls
Several nights ago....
My BF and I were throwing clothes on to take a quick walk around the block to stretch our legs and have a smoke. He threw on a song that we had joked about previously. He hugged me from behind, playing with the girls.
We have a friendly debate ab... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1640721351 | 1640785921 | t3_rqo54z | t5_2to41 | 8,098 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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HomerNarr: Let's get this straight:
>which ended in us breaking up.
More precise she broke up with you because you acted like a dick.
And let me follow my opinion right away, she is right, she dodged a bullet.
And you confirm that she is right because you come here to reddi... | 15 | 539.866667 | |
1640721309 | 1640745278 | t3_rqo4kn | t5_2to41 | 269 | goodfishh: TIFU by peeing in my bf's dad's car
idk if i need a nsfw tag so i just did one in case.
This happened about a week ago but my boyfriend and I went on a skiing trip that his parents were kind enough to pay for and we stayed at his grandparents house in new hampshire. His parents drove us up and were going to... | 8 | 33.625 | |
1640722040 | 1640730841 | t3_rqoe8y | t5_2to41 | 21 | dehumo: TIFU by trying my hand at gambling...
TIFU... technically yesterday, it's taken me 24 to process and I thought a Reddit post was a good way to do it.
Yesterday I lost 3000 euros on a football gambling game whilst travelling in central America...
I was roped in to playing a game where you have 8 small balls w... | 3 | 7 | |
1640724522 | 1640730065 | t3_rqpav4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Jcpants: TIFU by getting a blowjob in a someone car
So today I was feeling pretty aroused and went on Grindr with no intention of actually meeting up with anyone. This guy started sending me pics and asked if I wanted head and he’ll swallow, so I decided “why not?” cause his dick looked pretty nice and he seemed clean.... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1640726559 | 1640732305 | t3_rqq2gu | t5_2to41 | 24 | Ill-Exchange-5729: TIFU by giving a stranger my number
I am a woman and i signed up to a web site to meet new female friend, this woman contacted me and I gave her my number.
She contacted me on whatsapp , there was a weird vibe in her messages so i asked for her Instagram. I checked it out and it seemed fake : recent ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1640732017 | 1640881883 | t3_rqq3ck | t5_2to41 | -10 | emowolfsgirl: I've been in uncomfortable situations at work. If I stuck around all night it would be creepy. Constantly staring and complimenting is creepy. Telling someone to stop and them not stopping is creepy. Get it right pls.
bigredr00ster: Giving a random stranger who you've never had a conversation with your nu... | 9 | -1.111111 | |
1640726889 | 1640751781 | t3_rqq6mv | t5_2to41 | 204 | UserNameIsBob: TIFU (almost) by disposing of my Christmas tree – in the fireplace
Obligatory – “not today but several years ago”
I was watching the local news at lunch today and a story about proper disposal of your Christmas tree was on, and this event came to the front of my feeble brain.
Several years ago, North T... | 8 | 25.5 | |
1640729261 | 1640787323 | t3_rqr2fl | t5_2to41 | 41 | ARandomFluffyBean: TIFU When my boyfriend's mom saw the hickeys I gave him
So, me (17F) and my bf (19M) went to spend Christmas weekend with his family. His sister (20ish), her fiancé (20ishM), his mom (40ish), step dad (40ish), younger brother (17M) were all there. Well, to put it short, I gave him a few hickeys on hi... | 4 | 10.25 | |
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iamnomanEYAAAA: Unfortunately, yes. It's due to my delusional self that has put me in this type of situation more than once. I'm prone to convincing myself that flirtation is occurring more than I actually flirt with anyone. Hopefully this is the last time... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
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Swackhammer_: Keep it going as long as possible. Hire actors to play your parents
humboldt77: And then loudly have sex with them.
indiblue825: While drinking Folgers Colombian dark roast
interesseret: This comment is my present this year
indiblue825: That's it, I'm sending you to ... | 7 | 382.714286 | |
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MaximumEngineering8: How old are they, and still trying to make shower nookie work?? It doesn't work! Nobody likes it!!
Alexis_J_M: Shower sex is awkward and not worth it, but shower foreplay can be amazing.
scuba_GSO: One needs a good sized shower to make it work.
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R_Klement_06: He and his son? And also just say you work in accounting, no one wants to hear any details of that. Ever.
magicunicornhandler: Na I schemed when I heard him ask. I get this guy for medical runs he always makes me super uncomfortable
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1640741122 | 1640786096 | t3_rqveh3 | t5_2to41 | 10,073 | bcfp2016: TIFU by turning my girlfriend into a dildo unicorn and leaving a bruise
Well Reddit, today I fucked up by turning my girlfriend into a dildo unicorn.
Rewind to two weeks ago..
I received a “gag” gift for attending a friend’s bachelor party. Said gift was a box of every sex toy imaginable. Things that vibra... | 9 | 1,119.222222 | |
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TexasPenguin99: I bet he frequently tells you how pretty you are
DrC8H10N4O2: Ahh. Not nice. Heehee
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1640741575 | 1640744589 | t3_rqvk5u | t5_2to41 | 14 | Christopher_Jee65: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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othatchick: um... I'm not really sure where the pedo line is drawn, but I think it's somewhere around what you're doing.
I'm just thinking about you asking a kid to spit in your hand knowing what you're going to do lat... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
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Elknud: Why call it “the depression monster”? That’s you. Giving it some cutesy name isn’t going to help your situation or anyone.
SioRedhead: Rude. And untrue. Depression does things to you that you literally can’t always control. Giving your depression a name is an incredibly ad... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1640745309 | 1640758436 | t3_rqwve1 | t5_2to41 | 116 | hitherto_ex: TIFU by helping my wife put on an earring
This happened about two hours ago.
It started as looking for a very tiny flower shaped stud that had dropped on the floor, it’s stainless steel and roughly half the size of a piece of corn. After 10 minutes bending over on the ground with a flashlight we found it... | 4 | 29 | |
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lungflook: So do you normally get rid of your books after you buy them? Or is this the first book that you've bought in this apartment?
Also, if your desktop background is a nazi and the only book you own is by a nazi, you might consider rethinking some things
Mycologist_Murky: N... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1640746544 | 1640785411 | t3_rqxafu | t5_2to41 | 1,778 | AdmiralTwigs: TIFU by sitting in my hottub naked.
Firstly, I live in Northern MN and the last two days we have been bombarded with snow. My current stick says 21 inches in my driveway. It's a mess.
Now for the TIFU...
My wife and kids are gone on vacation. Just me and the dogs for a few days. We have a hot tub in a n... | 8 | 222.25 | |
1640750794 | 1640757524 | t3_rqypdz | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I had withdrawals from drugs.
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chamberofcoal: Yeah, the scariest thing about addictions is that they don't form when you think. It's a chemical dependency and you can't feel it before it's already there. I was "very cautious" when I started taking pain killers. Never more than 3 day... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1640754283 | 1640898965 | t3_rqztb7 | t5_2to41 | 338 | Themlethem: TIFU by accidentally creating over 15 million files on my computer
So for a long time I've had this weird thing with my computer where I couldn't copy or move one of my document folders. Because, when you tell windows to delete something, it will first calculate the size of the task before actually doing it... | 6 | 56.333333 | |
1640754438 | 1640755931 | t3_rqzv1g | t5_2to41 | 14 | cambium7: TIFU by getting stuck in a cardboard box
This happened about a year ago but I for some reason I was thinking about it today. So my brother and I had just moved into an apartment (both in our early 20s). We had gotten a garbage can for the kitchen mailed to us and it came in a pretty large cardboard box.
The... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1640756645 | 1640789818 | t3_rr0jyn | t5_2to41 | 1,953 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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connorm927: It seems like she was really professional about it so I wouldn’t be too embarrassed! It’s not too big a deal and it’s probably happened before anyway
Ubericious: Its not too big a deal - the doctor
Alter_Of_Nate: Its not too big. A deal. - the Doctor
topramem: It’s not... | 11 | 177.545455 | |
1640756906 | 1640797318 | t3_rr0mni | t5_2to41 | 111 | _Zed-Main_: TIFU - I may have accidently gotten my girlfriend pregnant.
TL;DR - Me and my girlfriends second ever time having sex, with both each other and in general and the condom came off midway through.
So me and my girlfriend, who are both teenagers may have accidently gotten her pregnant. This was both of ours ... | 14 | 7.928571 | |
1640757013 | 1641796932 | t3_rr0ntk | t5_2to41 | 39 | Spyblox007: TIFU by ignoring issues with my car and ruining a first date.
In typical TIFU fashion this didn't happen today, but about 5 days ago.
A girl I have been working with for about a year now has recently confessed to me that she likes me. I decided I liked her too and asked her out, and we agreed to a place f... | 3 | 13 | |
1640758479 | 1640771668 | t3_rr140b | t5_2to41 | 8 | babyboy0229: TIFU by kissing my fiancée, telling the truth, and getting extorted by the police
Obligatory this happened two days ago.
Some background: I recently came to India for an arranged marriage (I'm a US citizen) and got engaged on the 19th. My fiancée and I dont really get to spend too much time alone because... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1640762427 | 1640768100 | t3_rr27or | t5_2to41 | 20 | Spectre_ofCapitalism: TIFU by eating a burger too quickly and vomiting inside my mask
This happened 15 minutes ago. Have you ever vomitted into your mask? It's not fun.
I'll keep this short.
I ate a burger too quickly because I was hungry. It was a relatively small burger. Fast forward 30 min and I'm feeling bloated. ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1640763816 | 1640766381 | t3_rr2lh2 | t5_2to41 | 59 | TheChuck76: TIFU By losing my New year's eve dinner cash
As simple as the title says(happened earlier today) I went straight up to withdraw cash from a near home ATM and put some gas on the car at some point between that moment cash from my wallet vanished.
I obviously went back my steps to check were or when or how ... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1640756829 | 1640767017 | t3_rr0lvr | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping just before an exam
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tullystenders: What a crappy way they have the exam. It turns on the camera automatically? And other stuff prob too is crap.
kira81375: Yes 🥲.....the cam turns on automatically and also if you switch tabs during exam then the portal automatically closes & y... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1640766685 | 1640797965 | t3_rr3c2z | t5_2to41 | 81 | sadmf4e: TIFU by not peeing first
Getting down with this guy I’m seeing and things start ramping up. I’m on my stomach, he’s on top of me and and as I lay down I realize that I should have peed first. Unfortunately it was too late and 15 seconds in I could feel what only could be described as a snow plow trying to go t... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1640767681 | 1640768281 | t3_rr3l4o | t5_2to41 | 16 | Christopher_Jee22: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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NotAnUndercoverCat1: Just like.. find an adult who's willing to instead of doing it to kids.
Brokella: That’s it. Smelling dirty stuff while you wank is fine, whatever gets you off, but you need to move away from smelli... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1640769328 | 1640795294 | t3_rr405i | t5_2to41 | 4 | ChristopherJee8: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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diffractionaction: Like, why kids shoes?? I bet a grown up dudes shoes prolly smell worse if it is the smell?
kdhooters2: My daughter used to get stink toes, I loved the smell of them, so smelly feet aren't just for grown-... | 4 | 1 | |
1640773412 | 1640817281 | t3_rr524z | t5_2to41 | 5 | Zoomstar43: TIFU by tripping out half of my worksite
I will leave a TLDR: at the bottom and I will also add all slang or other terms I use at the bottom aswell.
So before I begin I have to explain that im a second year Electrical apprentice and I'm still learning So please dont be to hard on me in the comments.
So I w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1640787034 | 1640807951 | t3_rr90mc | t5_2to41 | 55,635 | Ok_Relationship3160: TIFU by taking a job beyond my capabilities and I owe over $4k
Mechanic here, I mostly work on older vehicles like early 2000's and older. I was working on a 2013 grand caravan to replace a timing chain guide and everything was going good until I tried to start it. Well, the timing was slightly off... | 17 | 3,272.647059 | |
1640791932 | 1640793548 | t3_rrase5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Christopher_Jee568: TIFU So does doing this make me a Pedophile?
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SirOsla: Try doing it with dirty stuff from geown ups
If only stinky stuff from underaged kids works i think you are a pedophile
Christopher_Jee568: I like my niece Kaylie's dirty stuff though muc... | 11 | 1.363636 | |
1640792967 | 1640794914 | t3_rrb619 | t5_2to41 | 215 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to eat some waffles in peace
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RatsAndSnakes: Picture of the monster: https://ibb.co/3vbZt2M
PeakRepresentative14: She looks exactly how I imagined her to look like after reading this post!
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1640797489 | 1640835051 | t3_rrcxlw | t5_2to41 | 66 | Oseaghdha: TIFU/ Do not let the devil deceive you?
So this actually happened...today... 4 hours ago.
Today, I fucked up but 1 time, but fucked up on multiple levels.
I finally made it home, showered, processed my trauma, and now I am ready to share my cautionary tale to the Reddit masses.
Part 1: I shit myself.
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1640797488 | 1640925016 | t3_rrcxl7 | t5_2to41 | 79 | FlambeArtist26: TIFU by having fun in the WA snow and not asking for help
I'm writing this currently sitting in a ditch, in my truck, waiting for a tow truck.
It hardly ever snows in WA so when it does I try to have fun, so on wider roads I'll occasionally give it a little extra throttle till my tires break lose. Well ... | 9 | 8.777778 | |
1640797278 | 1640871316 | t3_rrcuk0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Competitive-Cause-91: TIFU by accidentally bumping by a salesperson and she thought I was making a pass
Many years ago - late eighties - I as an socially awkward teen went furniture shopping with my parents. In one of the aisles, my tushie must have brushed against the tushie of a salesperson completely by accident.
D... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1640798349 | 1640803994 | t3_rrd9ts | t5_2to41 | 32 | TheGhostOfCake: TIFU accidentally making fun of a mute lady.
So this was on Christmas Day just gone, I’m with my girlfriend’s family for Christmas Lunch. They have kindly invited a local lady we don’t know because she has no family and was going to spend the day alone.
We arrive and are introduced to her, not knowing ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1640803787 | 1640854840 | t3_rrfg6r | t5_2to41 | 24 | No_Fix7063: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I would be more attracted to her if she maintains her weight
More context, we are on a long distance relationship. Right now she is visiting her parents. We met once in the past two months. Things have always been good. Love her company likewise she loves being around me. ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1640803944 | 1640806421 | t3_rrfiji | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a phone scam and losing $7000.
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gwaaadit: So somebody called you and said "your PayPal was hacked, give me all your money" and you just did it?
sleepysloth024: They didn’t phrase it quite like that - they said I needed to make verifiable purchases as proof of ownership of my acco... | 11 | 2.363636 | |
1640805177 | 1640805509 | t3_rrg0ho | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU By pretending to be an Irish pilot
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Liquidest_Ocelot: Don't see the FU, you got laid, no one got hurt, and everyone is able to laugh about it. All sounds win win to me.
[deleted]: At the end of the day, you are right.
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1640805755 | 1640821008 | t3_rrg8ts | t5_2to41 | 7 | NijiKoneko: TIFU by not realizing a flooded road was flooded
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Altruistic_Singer847: My state has had to institute a "Dumb Motorist Law." You enter flooded water and get stuck and need to call for a rescue you get a bill. I live near a flash flood area that can go from empty... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1640807637 | 1640849778 | t3_rrh01r | t5_2to41 | 43 | AmusingPanda753: Tifu by trying to throw a applesauce cup into a trash can
So I was in high school eating lunch and when I was done eating my food. I had a empty milk carton and empty applesauce cup I began to throw them because I had a habit trying to score them in trash cans. Then when the people at table discovered ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1640809727 | 1640814256 | t3_rrhtxd | t5_2to41 | 11 | 1quirky1: TIFU by pranking my wife in her 'Cats are Cute' mobile game
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just_in_camel_case: Nice ad
1quirky1: The game is old and I'm pointing out that it is buggy
DemonGokuto: Suuuuuure~~~
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1640812718 | 1640830194 | t3_rrj0u5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | thatscrippling: TIFU by Taking a Photograph of Madeleine McCann’s Father with the Flash On (Gerry McCann)
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1640813359 | 1640815195 | t3_rrj9za | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jasonsparks19: You're not a loser mate, you paid. Wash your dick off and go have a pint.
santoy_shi: Would I have been worse if I got head for free?
jasonsparks19: No, it's worst if you do a runner
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1640814878 | 1640818367 | t3_rrjvym | t5_2to41 | 4,600 | External-Object: Tifu by flushing a vibrator down a toilet
So for a bit of back story I live with my parents, I'm 18 and they are quite religious, they don't believe in a lot of things, especially masturbateion. And are like hawks around me, the only place I can get privacy is by leaving the house or by going to the ba... | 14 | 328.571429 | |
1640815804 | 1640840331 | t3_rrk9cu | t5_2to41 | 46 | NerdBird49: TIFU by asking my aunt about my grandmother’s suicide
Some family background…my mom and dad met shortly before I was born and divorced when I was four. My dad was/is an alcoholic with other mental health issues, and I stopped seeing him after the divorce. My mom didn’t talk about him much when I was young, ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1640819271 | 1640819442 | t3_rrllmq | t5_2to41 | -1 | Bogienin: TIFU by joining this Sub reddit
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Bogienin: Part 2?
KamikazeKook: After you learn how to format..
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1640819492 | 1640849356 | t3_rrloqh | t5_2to41 | 284 | IndigestionMan: TIFU by almost letting my generosity bankrupt me.
Continuing today but technically beginning about a week ago, while at work, I went to the Taco Bell next to my job at target because the pizza hut inside the target was out of pizza (makes sense, I know).
Well, I go and have my mediocre stomach churning... | 13 | 21.846154 | |
1640819167 | 1640823477 | t3_rrlk7r | t5_2to41 | 14 | Whoopsie_888: TIFU by playing Russian roulette with my meds
Happened today.
I have been feeling sort of off and sleeping like shit for the past week or so.
No changes to diet, workouts, supplements, meds (or so I thought...)
I made an appointment for next Monday with my PT because I can't take this sleeping 3-4 h... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1640821719 | 1640937022 | t3_rrmj9v | t5_2to41 | 281 | unlmtdLoL: TIFU by disabling all the USB ports on my PC in Device Manager permanently.
I tried to update the USB drivers to enable ports that stopped working after a BIOS flash. I thought to myself if I disable the hub and reinstall the drivers it could work. Spoiler: this was not a good idea. I could not use my keyboa... | 9 | 31.222222 | |
1640823466 | 1640824036 | t3_rrn6z9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | mishiri5683: TIFU by telling my best friend’s very Catholic mom to “fuck off”
This story happened when I was fifteen or so, and even now, years later, it haunts me at night.
When I was in high school, I tended to be late to any parties/hang outs because I didn’t have my license yet, and my parents worked long hours so... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1640824376 | 1640828200 | t3_rrniyg | t5_2to41 | 5 | DangerStranger138: TIFU. Well I didn't expect my first post to be like this lol. My bad y'all
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DangerStranger138: What does the S flair mean?
ics4madam: Stupid …. Kidding of course, means Short. As in it’s a short post / short read
DangerStranger138: Lol thanks
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1640824135 | 1640899644 | t3_rrnfpq | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: TIFU by dyeing my hair "pink"
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Scholar300: It is a one of a kind color maybe.
mouseinthehouze: For sure. I'm on my cycle and apparently people advise against using hair dye during menstruation because it does not hold onto the hair.
EDIT: why downvote me for this weaklings. I'm pretty sure this wou... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1640831076 | 1640835900 | t3_rrpwpd | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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salemkat999: First and foremost, I'm sorry you're in this position. As someone who has worked as an optometric tech, opthamalic tech, and an optical lab tech, this in fact can happen and WILL happen if you wear incorrect Rx glasses.
Think of your eyes as a set of binoculars. They... | 4 | 2 | |
1640830972 | 1640862712 | t3_rrpvds | t5_2to41 | 21 | fries-with-mayo: TIFU by wasting my and my family’s time trying to sell a car thinking a have a title and not realizing it ain’t that
Today, I was trying to sell my old beat-up car before buying a new one. The dealership I buy a new car from said that they’d pay me $500 for my old car, but suggested I go to CarMax and ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1640837377 | 1640839150 | t3_rrs2w0 | t5_2to41 | 167 | larson627: TIFU by karate chopping my car with a ladder.
This perfect shitstorm happened 10 minutes ago, I am standing in my kitchen covered in mud as I type this, venting my frustration.
Earlier today, while backing out of my driveway, I noticed that it was a tight squeeze between a retaining wall and my other car t... | 6 | 27.833333 | |
1640839546 | 1640841017 | t3_rrssjy | t5_2to41 | 36 | Pristine-Concert7726: TIFU by letting all of my emotions out
So, all my life, I’ve had some really bad allergy issues. Heat rashes too, as well as stress hives. So I try not to get emotional.
Well. About ten minutes ago I noticed my dog looked sad so I sat on the floor to pet her. She’s a big dog, German shepherd, 78... | 3 | 12 | |
1640841882 | 1640897481 | t3_rrtk2j | t5_2to41 | 24,989 | throwthefuckaway31: TIFU by smoking weed for the first time and trusting my friend on the dosage.
I need better friends...
I've never smoked weed. Ever. In fact, I haven't taken any mind altering drugs ever, including alcohol. So I let my good friend know that. He being the generous stoner he is, tells me that he got ... | 18 | 1,388.277778 | |
1640842479 | 1640943533 | t3_rrtqnz | t5_2to41 | 1,463 | [deleted]: TIFU - having three daughters
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BarryBadgernath1: Both of my dogs used to...(USED TO) .. regularly eat my partners panties and socks ... (as well as small ish solid things they hoovered around the house) .... and then shit them out whole ..... They are 2, 160+lb mastiffs ,,,, that don't eat stuff th... | 9 | 162.555556 | |
1640844179 | 1640844384 | t3_rru9rh | t5_2to41 | 6 | ChristopherJee567: TIFU Who thinks I belong in prison for what I do to my little niece the girl in my Banner Picture and if so for how long should I be in prison?
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CheesyHotSauce: You should speak to a professional about this, and please stay the hell away from ... | 3 | 2 | |
1640850543 | 1640875580 | t3_rrw3se | t5_2to41 | 256 | Gone__Hollow: TIFU by looking at a single girl while giving presentation
This happened this morning and now I just want the CNC drilling machine in front of me to go haywire and kill me.
I had a presentation in the morning and by nature I'm introvert and tend to avoid every type of human interaction. Welp, here I com... | 6 | 42.666667 | |
1640852184 | 1640852636 | t3_rrwj6q | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by not masturbating into a tissue
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StoviesAreYummy: Why didn't you just sploOdge into the sink or even better the toilet?
jedelhauser: Good question…
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1640852580 | 1640871279 | t3_rrwn2s | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SalleighG: seroquel was the worst ever for me. I am **never** going to take that again! It is helpful to a small portion of people, but more harmful than not to everyone else (not a lot of neutral ground for it.)
azewonder: Yup. Seruquel just made me too sleepy and hungry to act o... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1640858585 | 1640865849 | t3_rry9wq | t5_2to41 | 22 | Yakadoodlehedgehog: TIFU by going to the ER for mental health issues.
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dclxvi616: >"Well, we can't make you stay."
Bizarre. They certainly can make you stay if they decide to 302 you (involuntary admission), which to my understanding is pretty typical under those circumstances if you refuse to stay vol... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1640842878 | 1640945110 | t3_rrtv0k | t5_2to41 | 73 | vontdman: TIFU by not discarding a dead rat properly
On Christmas day I got set to prepare the BBQ when I found a dead rat in the garden (I believe it lived next door, and the owners probably set some poison out for it). Not thinking much about it, I grabbed it and threw it in the bin. It was still fresh and not rottin... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1640858771 | 1640864785 | t3_rrybof | t5_2to41 | 7 | itzahckrhet: Tifu by almost killing my dog.
A little context.
I have for the entirety of my life been a sleepwalker and in turn suffering from night terrors. I have managed to keep this under control by being podantic about my evening routine.
These dreams can be very active for sleepwalking and reactive for night te... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640866806 | 1640868955 | t3_rs0ji4 | t5_2to41 | 36 | anonymousbee14: TIFU leaving someone I love
Together a bit over a year. No intimacy for the last half of the relationship, but still lots of affection. They never said the words I love you, only that they cared a lot. And that they saw a future with me. But I just couldn’t keep going without something more from them, a... | 6 | 6 | |
1640861214 | 1640875189 | t3_rryzdq | t5_2to41 | 12 | yesallofthegay: TIFU by leaving my pepper spray in the car
So, my siblings are visiting for the week and it’s kinda chaotic. The youngest, Andy, is 7 and the rest of us are teens, she doesn’t live with us and isn’t here often enough to Andy proof the house. So we just put things she can mess with out of reach and keep ... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1640869013 | 1640877772 | t3_rs16s2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by me (18M) kissing a friend (19M) in front of my girlfriend (18F)
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thestonernextdoor88: Well, I know my husband wouldn't kiss another man no matter how drunk. Maybe just think about it for a while.
Asterahatefurries: I'm pretty sure about my sexuality, I did it because we were pushed to do tha... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1640870552 | 1640899109 | t3_rs1p12 | t5_2to41 | 235 | bozwold: TIFU by sending my kids to Hogwarts
Okay it wasn't today but it's been playing on my mind and progressively getting worse. We got the kids (and ourselves let's be honest) tickets to go to the Harry potter tour in London as a Christmas present.
Genius here thought what better way to announce it than wax sealed... | 4 | 58.75 | |
1640871989 | 1640924536 | t3_rs25w1 | t5_2to41 | 9,880 | SweeperTater: TIFU by suffering through butt zits (folliculitis) for decades for no real reason
Obligatory "this has happened for the past 25+ years and has only been resolved in the last three weeks".
Ever since I started hitting puberty, I have always had lots of inflamed whitehead-looking things on my butt. 5-20+ a... | 11 | 898.181818 | |
1640879578 | 1640880830 | t3_rs4wc2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FootHiker: Learn to control your temper, and learn the proper usage of “too”, and “to, and “on to”, and “onto”, all of those mistakes show up in applications. Good luck.
the_small_jenna: Thanks
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1640881375 | 1640918412 | t3_rs5l0z | t5_2to41 | 39 | Darkcast: TIFU by not jiggling the handle
So this happened last night and we're still tallying up the body count
So yesterday morning I'm doing my pre-work routine. Wake up, smoke a bowl, drop the kids off at the pool, play some video games. The usual before a day of hell in retail. So as I'm heading out the door t... | 3 | 13 | |
1640882794 | 1640911984 | t3_rs64bh | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by revoking my moms access to my medical charts
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ohyeaoksure: You need to grow up and mom needs to realize you're gown up.
Be responsible with your sexual health like any other aspect of health. Sex, and sexuality are as God created, there's no reason to be ashamed.
If God didn't want us to ... | 6 | 10 | |
1640887169 | 1640896509 | t3_rs7twg | t5_2to41 | 1,029 | Unlucky_Low_6254: TIFU by insulting my gf, her dad and brothers all in once sentence.
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loboleo94: What the fuck, dude
Unlucky_Low_6254: What's up bro?
loboleo94: I am just speechless at your FU.
Unlucky_Low_6254: My gf wasn't able to say much either...her mouth was full.
Puffena: So how old are you exactly? 16... | 13 | 79.153846 | |
1640887451 | 1640893285 | t3_rs7yae | t5_2to41 | 77 | The_Beerserker: TIFU by thinking that koalas and dropbears are the same thing for years
Pretty much the title. I also learned that drop bears aren't even reals, they are an australian crypto. Who the hell invented an enormous carnivorous koala? That's nuts.
I was looking for a video where a koala was dropped off a tr... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1640891220 | 1640895495 | t3_rs9fqx | t5_2to41 | 143 | thepootastrophy: TIFU by eating a "spice pellet" in front of my now fiancée.
As is tradition round here this happened many moons ago when my now fiancée and I first started dating. Back then one of my theories on dating was the idea that an open palate and a willingness to try new and exotic foods correlated to being a... | 5 | 28.6 | |
1640895660 | 1640935119 | t3_rsb5n4 | t5_2to41 | 956 | Inked_Chick: TIFU by playing music on Amazon Alexa for my kids and ruining my husband's great aunt's burial.
Tl;dr by accident I made my husbands loud speaker blast "what you know bout rollin down in the deep", five times, while his aunt's casket was being lowered into the ground.
Outside of typical tifu fashion, th... | 7 | 136.571429 |
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