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1640896617 | 1640977997 | t3_rsbiyu | t5_2to41 | 37,960 | 1Epinephrine1: TIFU trying to have anal sex with my girlfriend.
Okay, so my girlfriend and I have been occasionally having anal sex as we’re finding it can be very enjoyable and fun if all the prep work actually happens correctly.
Over the past 2 years we’ve slowly been trying different ways to prep for it. For awhil... | 15 | 2,530.666667 | |
1640896809 | 1641006149 | t3_rsbll9 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Mbayer92: TIFU by trusting a 5 year old to govern her own room/needs while I felt like I was dying from a fever
This happened fresh this morning, perhaps a bit to fresh for comfort but here we go.
Yesterday/last night was a day from hell for me. Both myself and my 3 month old are sick as hell (yes with COVID). My girl... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1640899971 | 1640903852 | t3_rsctl6 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Dry-Exam1768: TIFU by using fake pee :/
First post on Reddit. I was born and raised a state where marijuana is legalized recreationally and partook regularly throughout my life. Never did anything more hardcore no desire to do so. I recently moved to a state where it’s only legalized for medical use… regardless of that... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
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aurigold: This comes across as incredibly homophobic.
nachocheese24: Judging by the recent posts you have in some groups, I wouldn’t take your work for anything. You need a blow job.
aurigold: Most of my posts are in circlejerk subreddits, so you have a point
But in seriousness i... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1640901665 | 1640903503 | t3_rsdh3d | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my cousin access to my Netflix account
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ChiefBroady: New profile?
CandenzaMoon: All slots are taken 🥲
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1640903135 | 1640962813 | t3_rse0zc | t5_2to41 | 65 | devangs3: TIFU by losing insurance info from the guy who hit our car
My girlfriend and I were driving to micro center in her Lexus one evening. Some guy hit our bumper on the back so hard that we jumped in our seats real bad. I got out, real angry and I demanded insurance info. The guy was not ready to share it saying ... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1640904758 | 1640954552 | t3_rsemuo | t5_2to41 | 4,505 | Ranthrow607: TIFU by not paying attention to my bank account for 5 years.
The mistake isn't one of just today, it's one that's been going on for about 3.5 years.
I(male) have been fairly financially independent for about 5 years now. Due to my monthly income, I also just don't check my bank account since I know the m... | 18 | 250.277778 | |
1640904626 | 1640915289 | t3_rsel13 | t5_2to41 | 708 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Wheresthelambsauce9: Did you end up getting puberty and how long was it from the optician did it happen
XboxOneX94: Yeah I'm curious about the puberty part too
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1640906507 | 1640993552 | t3_rsf9tr | t5_2to41 | 72 | r_spandit: TIFU by being caught on a flight "watching gay porn"
A few years ago, I was in the USA and flicking through the channels on the TV in the hotel, I saw a drama with Adam Driver in it. Having recently seen him in Star Wars, I was curious to see him in something else. Turns out it was the HBO comedy-drama [Girl... | 9 | 8 | |
1640906959 | 1640907748 | t3_rsffnl | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into a hot tub with my brother-in-law and his 18 month old toddler
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AquaSherbet: Yeah … kids under 5 shouldn’t be in hot tubs anyway. They run the risk of overheating.
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1640908953 | 1640917010 | t3_rsg52k | t5_2to41 | 20 | fat_ballerina71: Tifu by breaking a work policy on employee discounts and I’m afraid I’m going to be fired.
Tifu by admitting to having broken the policy on employee discounts at work. I have an employee who has been a pain in the butt for months, bad work ethic, compulsive liar, narcissist, call-ins, you name it. Be... | 4 | 5 | |
1640910011 | 1640913185 | t3_rsgi3e | t5_2to41 | 3 | ChristopherJee47: TIFU Should I be allowed to go near my 3 year old niece? She is the little girl in my Banner picture and the one I talk about in this post.
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paydpg: Get some help bro, that's disgusting. Why dont you put your hand up your ass and smell that wh... | 3 | 1 | |
1640911365 | 1640912437 | t3_rsgy70 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Lord_Timothy_Dexterr: TIFU by flushing a vibrator down a toilet
So for a bit of back story I live with my parents, I'm 18 and they are quite religious, they don't believe in a lot of things, especially masturbateion. And are like hawks around me, the only place I can get privacy is by leaving the house or by going to t... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1640910167 | 1640911510 | t3_rsgjz6 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Good-mood-curiosity: TIFU by not checking where the cat was before hitting the bed.
So I move around a lot in my sleep and I need absolute silence to fall asleep. We have a cat. This cat loves to knead my blanket and attack my feet whenever they move. He kneads very loudly (his claws are talons that were supposed to be... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
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mdawg1100: You need to explain more about why your house was taken from you and sold because this doesn’t make sense.
Ratfaced_Loozer: Owed $3k to the HOA and was put on a payment plan that had to have autopay in order to move forward. Got on the payment plan but apparently was se... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1640912185 | 1640962694 | t3_rsh7og | t5_2to41 | 59 | squid1891: TIFU by nearly shattering the childhood innocence of my girlfriend's son.
Eating a pre-movie (Spider-Man: No Way Home) dinner with my girlfriend and her 10 year old son. As we're conversing about the restaurant's holiday decorations: he asks me if I ever had an Elf On The Shelf, to which I replied I hadn't.... | 4 | 14.75 | |
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Kyrian1002: Cursed tifu
WRLDGOD: Im hoping this doesn’t become a reddit legend…
Nexus772B: >Im hoping this doesn’t become a reddit legend…
And now I think you made this shit up for karma
WRLDGOD: Like it or don’t, i don’t give a shit
I still swallowed my son and decided to sh... | 6 | -1.5 | |
1640914699 | 1640916290 | t3_rsi2q9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Dry-Vegetable-8700: More details?
[deleted]: Lol first ever post might take a bit to master
Dry-Vegetable-8700: I’m just super curious and I love the tea ☕️ 👀
[deleted]: Added some more tea to the mix. 🤫
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1640915874 | 1640917168 | t3_rsigm9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my friend a slur
Yes its a throwaway are you surprised.
I’ve always been very aware of my words but I really fucked up here, obviously i’m not going to repeat the word but it derives from a homosexual person. I’ve known her for just over five years and we’ve always been very joking in our c... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1640916107 | 1641036637 | t3_rsijm4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | JagFacilier: TIFU by showing my crush a drawing of her
I picked up drawing recently, I bought a tablet few months ago because I thought I could get better results on it and I do! I'm really happy with what I create, I even started an Instagram page to share my work with my friends and the few people interested. I like ... | 5 | 3 | |
1640909963 | 1640987996 | t3_rsghiw | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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helloween4040: Peeing in the shower is a lot better than having explosive diarrhoea in the shower don’t feel bad
Less-Statistician546: Good god.. 😦
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1640918275 | 1640919650 | t3_rsj9rl | t5_2to41 | 29 | justanotherseaman: TIFU sending nudes and getting blackmailed
So yeah it's 3:30 in the morning, I can't sleep and I've already rang the police and blocked their numbers. I feel like such an idiot and broke the 2 major rules of sending nudes. 1) not to people you've only met and 2) don't show your face.
So I was prompt... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1640918683 | 1640933151 | t3_rsjekg | t5_2to41 | 22 | ThatGuyIsGeneric: TIFU by sending porn to my cousin
Obligatory this happened last year.
Pretty self explanatory, I'm just out here, I come from a very Christian family, I be in church every week and what not, I be singing from time to time, but as with most people in the church secret addictions are all over the place... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1640917712 | 1640922599 | t3_rsj2ua | t5_2to41 | 35 | SpankMoose: TIFU: Attempting to clean my fireplace out with a shop vac
Hello all!
This story begins a short few hours ago, when I attempted to clean my fireplace out with my shop vac. Some quick background
This is my first home ever with a fireplace (I love it) I do not however have the little tool kit that people... | 7 | 5 | |
1640919430 | 1640921311 | t3_rsjncp | t5_2to41 | 9 | MelodicUniversity496: TIFU by watch Splatoon porn at a workplace during an internship
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MelodicUniversity496: *p e r h a p s*
AcrobaticSource3: If you hypothetically finished, where would you have finished? Hopefully into a garbage can and not just on the floor for the maintenance... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1640919758 | 1640922824 | t3_rsjr8n | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not standing up to my dad
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GirlOnFire1992: Don’t apologize to your wife. Talk to her and be very vulnerable and transparent. She needs to understand that you literally were in shock.
Please be kinder to yourself.
Honestly, the police should have been on standby or someone outside of the f... | 3 | 6 | |
1640922542 | 1640993849 | t3_rskmzd | t5_2to41 | 229 | BoziBnon72: TIFU by upsetting my roommates by going back to my apartment after getting covid and quarantining for 7 days
For some background, I am 21 and attending university living with 4 other guys. Currently I am in the process of dropping out and working 60hrs/ week to keep up with rent and expenses.
I tested posi... | 7 | 32.714286 | |
1640921656 | 1640966915 | t3_rskd6n | t5_2to41 | 3,895 | wasyfox: TIFU by accidentally making my boyfriend drown in bed
So for context, my (24m) and my partner (21m) both sleep with those eye masks that you use to keep the light out. We work overnight and sleep during the day so these are essential for a good nights sleep for us.
We keep a water bottle beside the bed, and I... | 10 | 389.5 | |
1640925983 | 1640941641 | t3_rslp41 | t5_2to41 | 168 | FightMeCthullu: TIFU by not doing chemistry in high school and cleaning a shower.
This story just happened and tbh is still happening as I type. Right now I have been exiled to get fresh air on a blistering hot day while my partner airs out the whole house for me and drives the dog to the vet for an emergency check up... | 5 | 33.6 | |
1640924569 | 1658953049 | t3_rsl9o8 | t5_2to41 | 90 | cartoonassasin: TIFU by taking 20 years to finally get rid of nail fungus.
Of course, this actually ended about 12 years ago. In my early 20's I damaged the nail on my big toe, and it allowed nail fungus to take hold. I didn't know there was anything I could do about it, so I just left it. Over the course of a few year... | 6 | 15 | |
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meuncertainly: Lolll sorry that went so badly, but like try a nibble babe.
RealEstateIsTheDream: lol, I thought about just eating a small part of it, but then I saw everyone else just eating the whole piece, I thought it'd be fine. I was told by another cousin that he couldn't sle... | 4 | 1.25 | |
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atrailofdisasters: You’re brave. I’ve done it and “failed”. Fuck him if he can’t take it more graciously. Good on you being honest.
philatack: This. Put out your best self and move forward. Best case he surprises you. Worst case you maintain your friendship and communicated you... | 3 | -1 | |
1640930253 | 1640931294 | t3_rsmxov | t5_2to41 | 71 | Crisco_fister: TIFU by trusting my dog too much
Somehow this story only happened roughly an hour ago. My husband and I have two dogs, a big golden retriever and smaller corgi mix. They are sometimes inseparable and love getting into a LOT of trouble together. Tonight, the big doofus decided to chase a deer in our fully... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1640934775 | 1640958359 | t3_rso5dr | t5_2to41 | 5 | Inevitable-Quail3125: TIFU I lost my best friend.
There is a bunch of details left out of this story for simplicities sake because I would be here all night typing this. I am using this as a way to get all of my thoughts out because I don't have any other way to do it. I don't know if anyone will actually read this but... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1640943053 | 1640984413 | t3_rsq7wc | t5_2to41 | 30 | Phanthiev: TIFU by aparently stealing.
Aight I'll start with some context of how and why I ended doing what I did. It will be kind of long tho.
TL:DR. at the end
First of I've only worked on 4 places before, from those 4 the first 2 where kind of familiar business; The first I trained and practiced as a bartender to... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1640949693 | 1640968936 | t3_rsruzz | t5_2to41 | 10,623 | wedgeme7171: Tifu by sending a family member who is a prominent religious figure an email from cunt master
So I’m in my mid 30’s but still have immature smooth brained friends who at one point took my phone and played a funny and seemingly harmless joke on me and told Siri to now refer to me as “cunt master” me being e... | 12 | 885.25 | |
1640952920 | 1640961153 | t3_rssojk | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping naked and getting caught
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merlinrising: Lol this is by far the tamest scenario that could have happened to you
humboldt77: There’s gonna be an update to this in /r/gonewildstories in a couple days…
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1640952525 | 1641023062 | t3_rsskk6 | t5_2to41 | 129 | Recommend_me_movies: TIFU by having a wierd dream and almost strangling my girlfriend
Allright so the thing happened last night. Me and my girlfriend got to bed and she fell asleep quickly while I had some trouble. We have been together for 1,5 years now and we still sleep spooning pretty much every night, for which I ... | 4 | 32.25 | |
1640956266 | 1640967963 | t3_rstlzm | t5_2to41 | 16 | GloInTheDarkUnicorn: TIFU by taking a picture of my cat’s butt
This happened about 20 minutes ago.
I have cats. I also have pen pals, a few of which have asked for pictures of my cats.
My sister gave me an Amazon gift card for Christmas, and I used it to buy an Instax Mini Polaroid camera. They have 10 shots per fi... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1640958899 | 1640960696 | t3_rsuejq | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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k4tune06: That sounds frustrating!
To be fair though (and easier on yourself) I think k we’ll all end up with the new variant over the next 6 weeks or so. The way it’s spreading it feels inevitable, and so far it’s more of a mild cold than the previous variants.
If you’re posit... | 5 | 0.4 | |
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Land2600: Should just mind your business. They split, it’s end of it.
Impressive-Pop1134: My biggest worry is how my family is going to take that. Their opinion on my father is poor as it is, so I worry it might cause a scandal in the family.
Clutch63: He’s not part of the family ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1640959971 | 1641138065 | t3_rsuqzn | t5_2to41 | 1,448 | cutlassandclean: TIFU by asking my great grandfather to tell me stories of his past.
My great grandfather (we will call him 'C' moving forward) is the sweetest man I have ever met and I strive to be as accepting and calm as he is towards everything. He speaks with a faint irish accent that he inherited from his Irish i... | 6 | 241.333333 | |
1640960154 | 1640995367 | t3_rsut7g | t5_2to41 | 86 | BOBODY_bizz: TIFU by dipping my fingers in Grandma's memory
So I like to play this game, I call "Wax Fingers", it's pretty straightforward and I would imagine, secretly more popular than just me. A melted candle makes liquid wax, you dip a finger in (yes its hot but you get used to it), pull it out, and blow on it, the... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1640960868 | 1641113434 | t3_rsv1ft | t5_2to41 | 148 | Redhedblu: TIFU by forgetting my car key at my in-laws over the holidays
So basically my wife is from California I’m from Indiana. We were going to go visit her family but wanted the cheapest tickets possible so I drove to Saint Louis and fly to Vegas and connect to San Diego. The trip there was stressful to say the le... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1640963109 | 1640999997 | t3_rsvseo | t5_2to41 | 52 | Bisil: TIFU and possibly ruined my relationship with this girl.
I'm absolutely freaking out right now, as I just realized this.
Here goes.
I've met this girl at Uni about a month ago, and so far it has been magical. She's an angel, smart, very pretty, and IMMENSELY shy.
We clicked really fast and opened up about liter... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1640971063 | 1641021908 | t3_rsylwz | t5_2to41 | 2,985 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boyfriend’s dad Google his hometown, without considering Google’s helpful auto-complete suggestions.
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Cabra_da_Peste: Incognito mode says hi
RandoCalrissian11: Igcognito mode says nothing, and it’ll stay that way.
Menloand: Incognito mode tells alphabet Inc everything it just does... | 8 | 373.125 | |
1640971406 | 1641154240 | t3_rsyqd3 | t5_2to41 | 10,431 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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halohorn: TLDR: OP took shrooms, didn’t know if he was coming or going
-shadynasty1-: So THAT'S what Eminem was rapping about...
Yersinia1300: What track??
-shadynasty1-: My name is.
There's a line saying "am I coming or going? I can barely decide"
Eslee: I just drank a fifth of ... | 20 | 521.55 | |
1640972413 | 1640991927 | t3_rsz3am | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to clear my phone search history
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Sea-Earth-4120: First, sexuality is natural and nothing to feel ashamed of, or be made to feel ashamed of. Maybe a healthy conversation between you and your boyfriend about porn would help? Also, if he isn't okay with you watching porn then perhap... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1640976985 | 1641038056 | t3_rt0o19 | t5_2to41 | 78 | Vortex64_: TIFU, by throwing up at a wedding
My older cousin, who I believe was 21 at the time just got married and we all sat at the post wedding brunch and ate. I was having a boiled egg and I wanted to put some salt on it. However, I didn‘t notice that instead of taking the salt shaker, I took the Sugar shaker that ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1640978847 | 1640981156 | t3_rt1b1k | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bitemevader: Well u did nof f up cause nobody knew except u and ur gf. U are lucky that it happend that way. that was a nice save!
Tip: get freaky on your bed and close the door (lock it) and play music.
OkVolume1: Oh, they know. They all know.
Brewser2017: They always know
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1640983212 | 1641018287 | t3_rt2rct | t5_2to41 | 18 | stickymeowmeow: TIFU by giving up a Nickelodeon all expenses paid vacation for 4.
Not today. This would have been about 2002.
There was a new Nickelodeon movie coming out called Clockstoppers. An otherwise forgettable movie but it has haunted my dreams for the last 20 years.
Back in Nickelodeon's heyday, whenever the... | 3 | 6 | |
1640984361 | 1641001576 | t3_rt34v2 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend how my ex is doing on NYE.
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bigjaymizzle: If someone moves on that quickly then it wasn’t meant to be. Take some time and go out on New Years Eve. At least y’all don’t have kids together.
ATS_throwaway: That quickly? They were together two years and broke up nine months ago.... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1640986602 | 1641229958 | t3_rt3w3z | t5_2to41 | 6,362 | Necorus: TIFU By not being a man and stepping up.
To the young woman working the counter at the gas station, I am sorry.
I am running on three hours of sleep and was very irrated that the old dude infront of me was taking forever to pay for his shit and move on. I started to notice he was asking you intrusive questio... | 19 | 334.842105 | |
1640987761 | 1640992562 | t3_rt49w9 | t5_2to41 | -6 | booN_ginK: Tifu by deciding last minute not to go to my gfs family friends new years party.
Ok this happened last night between me partner i’m a (18m) and she is a (17f).
So this past week we have both been clashing with each other a lot it wouldn’t matter if it’s over something small or big we both just didn’t have a... | 5 | -1.2 | |
1640988166 | 1640990102 | t3_rt4ev4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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annoyingsalad: Idk sounds more like ur parents are stupid here but that's nothing new. Fuck it man. Go outlaw style travel the country pick up odd jobs here and there. You never know suddenly you find what was meant for you
Gr8_Balls_of_fire: What this guy said. You have few attac... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1640992524 | 1641020131 | t3_rt5u3s | t5_2to41 | 791 | Defiant_Bad_9070: TIFU by cleaning my A/C air filter while having cancer.
Ok, this happened about 14hrs ago. Some background, it's summer here in Australia. Yesterday was 40c (104 in the old money) and NYE. Second piece of background info... I have a chronic form of Leukeamia that I'm in treatment for. No, it's ok! I'm... | 15 | 52.733333 | |
1641000824 | 1641262193 | t3_rt8fks | t5_2to41 | 277 | xotikorukx: TIFU by misusing slang for over a year
...this includes with my family and at both my work and hobby.
I pretty liberally use the slang "I'm not gonna pitch my tent on that one" to mean "That's not a battle I want to fight" or "That's not a hill I'm gonna die on."
For instance, at work (which is luckily a ... | 5 | 55.4 | |
1641008424 | 1641052688 | t3_rtanq2 | t5_2to41 | 14,549 | Parish87: TIFU eating a “nut” at a fancy party
Obligatory not actually today.
So today I was at a really fancy party. Like they spent £10k on a long table filled with expensive meats and fancy cheese. They had an apartment overlooking the lake in Queenstown, NZ , very posh.
For reference I'm a scrap metal yard worker... | 12 | 1,212.416667 | |
1641009469 | 1641061289 | t3_rtay3n | t5_2to41 | 2,663 | Huss_tler: TIFU by making a oddly specific joke that backfired harder than I can ever imagine.
A bunch of friends and I gathered at a local bar just to catch up and chill together.
One of my friends invited an acquaintance of theirs who was oddly wearing sunglasses indoors (should have been a tell) to join us which wa... | 9 | 295.888889 | |
1641010259 | 1641016236 | t3_rtb66v | t5_2to41 | 67 | elenacoeur: TIFU by working on NYE
to clarify, I work in a busy bar in the city, and I requested New Years Eve off (three months in advance) after working every other holiday this year, because I have not yet celebrated a legal New Years (thanks to working every single one).
Long story short, I got rostered on. I beg... | 8 | 8.375 | |
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HoraceWimpLV426: What did you even do?
Fighter847: Yeah, it's like OP didn't even try to explain anything and just decided to complain
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Clive23p: Not a fuck up. Glad you are okay.
Hope your dad recovers and you can laugh about this one day.
Teo-oo: Thank you, doctors told my cousin that it’s mostly preventive because my dad had 2 heart attacks in the past that it was probably a mix of his health issues plus a p... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1641016076 | 1641021422 | t3_rtcqq6 | t5_2to41 | 72 | painterpaintpaint: TIFU by driving my daughter to work
So this actually happened yesterday. Live in Canada it was -46 C with the wind (which is like -50.8 F for you yanks). My daughter asked me for a ride to work, which I honestly didn't mind. As I go to unplug the car I cough as the cold air was too cold for me. Insta... | 6 | 12 | |
1641016994 | 1641059750 | t3_rtcznc | t5_2to41 | 3,481 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting **ALL** my 13 year old sons telescope and aviation/military history photos from his phone.
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Bakerboy448: They're not actually gone
https://www.macworld.com/article/230910/warning-if-you-turn-off-icloud-photo-library-in-ios-you-may-unintentionally-delete-optimized-images.html
bragab... | 7 | 497.285714 | |
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Johnnnythehobo: Nah I saw it live because of roku
Awkwardlexy: I was using cable to watch it live but there were multiple channels and we picked the first one we saw.
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1641022207 | 1641022795 | t3_rtea2z | t5_2to41 | 17 | famils007: TIFU by drinking to much and having my girlfriend brake up with me
Sooo this happend last night when celebrating new year.
I have always had an problem with alcohol and tried avoiding it as much as possible. So when my girlfriend invited me to celebrate new year together with her friends I new trouble was i... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1641021985 | 1641056803 | t3_rte8c9 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Psophil_Salva: TIFU by letting a dog bite my sister.
I think I indirectly "assist" the dog to bit her and I know that I am partially responsible.
This happened like a week ago. So me (19M) and my sister (21F) along with my mother to our parents' office after hunting a dorm for her. We planned to visit our relatives so... | 3 | 0 | |
1641024400 | 1641027562 | t3_rtetlf | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GeekyTricky: Bah, don't apologize. You feel how you feel, maybe you've kept it bottled up for her convenience, but at the end of the day it was bound to come out.
If she doesn't like what you did, then she'll tell you.
Praetorstan: I have kept it bottled up, and tbh I’m kinda rel... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1641024386 | 1641025059 | t3_rteth0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | chemistrybonanza: TIFU by taking my family to a drive-in movie on New Year's Eve
My family and I were supposed to travel (~2 h drive) to see my in-laws and *etc*. for New Year's Eve/New Year's and celebrate Christmas with them at the same time. However, my MIL fell ill (not Covid-probably flu), so instead, we decided t... | 3 | 5 | |
1641026854 | 1641030885 | t3_rtfehg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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letsallcountsheep: If she swapped to another lad that quickly you didn’t want the root. That’s a bad karma root there.
FuckingDrongo: Oh yeah, at the time I was like, that mother fucker lol
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1641032258 | 1641050657 | t3_rtgn3a | t5_2to41 | 37 | Bohottie: TIFU by eating pizza and beef jerky.
I come to you all at 4am heavily regretting decisions made earlier yesterday….
Two of my favorite things to eat are pizza and hot sauces/spicy foods. I am a chili head and love extreme hot sauces and other spicy items.
However, I have issues with both of these foods. I h... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1641032794 | 1641059402 | t3_rtgrlh | t5_2to41 | 6 | Gayhoboo: TIFU by snacking on a homeless guy's anus and contracting Typhoid fever
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terrag32256: I agree, because the thought that this is real, is beyond my comprehension
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1641040712 | 1641093519 | t3_rtinf3 | t5_2to41 | 27,005 | IamaLuna-tic: TIFU by accidentally terrifying a lot of people and making them think I was a terrorist.
Someone told me they thought this belonged here so here we go.
Happened a few years ago.
I was 11 at the time and we had travelled to America, and my parents decided to take me and my brothers to this theme park th... | 11 | 2,455 | |
1641042771 | 1641044964 | t3_rtj6p0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MontyXvghc: It’s … an energy drink. Why is an energy drink any kind of emotional factor in anyones life?
Aintfuckingwithnoone: Everyone has different “emotional factors” in life and no one is allowed to judge another person on basis of that
MontyXvghc: I mean, to get irrationally ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1641043790 | 1641176724 | t3_rtjfxa | t5_2to41 | 9 | Koudys: TIFU Getting my girlfriend pregnant on our first semester of UNI
So just to state, fuck up is like 6-7 weeks old, discovered it yesterday.
Where to begin, maybe by stating my current situation - I am 20M, 21 in May and just in September 2021 i started uni for my bachelors. I have a girlfriend of 4,5 years, ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1641044732 | 1641048973 | t3_rtjpcm | t5_2to41 | 6,516 | uhrilahja: TIFU by thinking my new potential gf wanted to be degraded all the time
Obligatory; I found out about this a few days back, not today. Had to gather myself a little before I could write about it.
So. I met this girl. She's funny and pretty and skilled and we get along well, I'm really excited about this new... | 13 | 501.230769 | |
1641046416 | 1641053218 | t3_rtk73o | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NormativeDeterminism: I have a question about this subred.
This guy did nothing wrong. You committed no mistake. Your brakes broke and you did what you could to avoid an accident.
Does it still belong here if it’s an unfortunate situation VS playing an active part in the fuck-up... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1641046867 | 1641073146 | t3_rtkbq6 | t5_2to41 | 118 | Theminutenewt: TIFU by eating sugar free cough drops
I caught covid and so far the main symptom has been a pretty bad sore throat. My partner being wonderful offered to go get me supplies and brought back an assortment of halls cough drops. Due to the sore throat I pretty much had a couch drop in my mouth for 12 hours ... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1641049051 | 1641049276 | t3_rtkynk | t5_2to41 | 35 | ChristopherJee77: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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Veauxdeeohdoh: Or forever
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1641052124 | 1641054536 | t3_rtlx3s | t5_2to41 | 50 | Zoomiekitsune: TIFU by accidentally eating my grandmothers birthday cake
I’d like to start by saying my family is filled with cheapskates so god forbid they spend money on their on family. So my family made a cheesecake for New Year’s Eve and my grandmothers birthday is on New Years itself.
So I woke up this morning ... | 5 | 10 | |
1641052623 | 1641053018 | t3_rtm2px | t5_2to41 | 7 | brownhathacker: TIFU by doing drugs at work
First off, I'd like to say that i do not condone anything in this post, drugs are bad and you should stay away... maybe me too after this
I'm gonna start off explaining my job to you so you can understand why I decided to do this
So i work 3rd shift on an assembly line of s... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1641055653 | 1641163013 | t3_rtn2yn | t5_2to41 | 14 | Nebraska45: TIFU clogged my gyms toilet
So I go to a 24 an hour gym in my hometown. Usually before I work out I take pre workout. It usually make some really have to take a shit which is a known side effect. Anyways Iearned my lesson and usually go before I go to the gym. Though today i didnt have time i helped my fami... | 7 | 2 | |
1641057148 | 1641117032 | t3_rtnliq | t5_2to41 | 132 | mimocha: TIFU by underestimating bedbugs and accidentally releasing them into my own home
So the actual FU happened earlier this week, but had been in the makings for over a year by now.
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Way back in early 2020 I was living in another country, when Covid attacked and changed everything. I had to change my life pla... | 5 | 26.4 | |
1641060712 | 1641062054 | t3_rtou83 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to take a cool video of myself skiing and almost ruining Nee Years Eve
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GibGob69: Why are you British?
weird_flex_buto_k: I’m not. Currently studying in the UK though. Just came back home for winter holidays.
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1641062865 | 1641070841 | t3_rtple9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcrobaticSource3: This is very tame. I thought these people were going to try to rob you or kill you or dine and dash leaving you with the entire Arby’s bill...but you all just didn’t vibe, that’s cool. Not everyone has to get along
jack9200: I agree. This seems very tame. This co... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1641062965 | 1641067598 | t3_rtpmos | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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newaccount252: So you met a couple for a joint, she was very talkative, you and your bf didn’t say a word, upped and left quickly. I dare say she thinks you’re the weird ones.
tadalek: Did you read the whole paragraph? It says the chick is interested in hanging out again.
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1641063105 | 1641082309 | t3_rtpof9 | t5_2to41 | 1,916 | CeladonPanther: TIFU by sending a nude to my best friend and his fiancée
Throughout the morning, I've been scrolling Instagram and screenshotting memes while I wake up. (why they don't allow you to download images is beyond me). My husband and I hosted a party last night, and I thought I would surprise him by cleaning ... | 7 | 273.714286 | |
1641069041 | 1641113677 | t3_rtrs8v | t5_2to41 | 1,462 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a brothel
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MatrixMushroom: I don't see the FU, you were looking for a sauna and found a sauna + bros. The real FU was leaving even though you found it smh
PuzzleheadedNovel297: They're a female.
MatrixMushroom: That literally has nothing to do with what i said lol
PuzzleheadedNovel2... | 20 | 73.1 | |
1641070562 | 1641096663 | t3_rtsbn9 | t5_2to41 | 28 | alm1688: TIFU thinking my sore throat was from eating a scalding fried mushroom that burned my throat
on Thursday my mom and I decided to use our Outback gift cards for lunch after checking out the after Christmas sales. We debated getting a blooming onion but the fried mushrooms caught our eyes at the same time so fr... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1641071066 | 1641072327 | t3_rtsihw | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SignatureNo7030: Karen in the making.
Ready_Performance_22: LOL
SignatureNo7030: Just teasing OP ♡
Ready_Performance_22: Hahaha I thought so I wanted to include a laughing emoji but unfortuneatly my laptop doesn't have the option :(
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1641076782 | 1641089911 | t3_rtuk79 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Sir_Thiccolas: TIFU by punching a Teenager
I (22M) went to a public place around 4 in the morning, after a new years eve party at a friend's house, because I wanted to meet with some other friends. We met and there was also a group of teenagers at this place, around 16-17 years old, drinking and listening to music thro... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1641077110 | 1641078320 | t3_rtuobo | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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liberalsarentsmart42: Lol if she stops talking to u after that she’s definitely isn’t worth spending ur life with
Purithian: Hmm maybe, but we both have our pasts that are too long to add to the post. I am pretty hurt, but i also hurt her first and its only been a day. Time will t... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1641079666 | 1641082839 | t3_rtvkm2 | t5_2to41 | 144 | anon696569: TIFU sending a nude to the wrong person
TIFU sending a nude to the wrong person
I was very drunk last night and for some reason I decided that it was a great moment to send a nude to a guy I’ve been texting with.
What my drunk ass didn’t realise was that I accidentally sent it to an ex of mine because he... | 5 | 28.8 | |
1641082252 | 1641092270 | t3_rtwhid | t5_2to41 | 172 | Mumfordmilkshake: TIFU getting detained at the Canadian border
This happened a few years ago. We were traveling up from Kentucky to New England, and our route took us up to Buffalo, NY.
We decided to visit Niagara Falls while in the area, so we put it in our GPS. For some reason, it directed us to the Canadian side o... | 7 | 24.571429 | |
1641082961 | 1641084746 | t3_rtwq6i | t5_2to41 | 1 | ChristopherJee86: TIFU So who wants me to call the police and turn myself in for what I did to my niece in the post below? My niece is the girl in my Banner Picture.
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1641085959 | 1641117891 | t3_rtxql9 | t5_2to41 | 7,663 | ToughDrop: TIFU by finding out about my boyfriend's webby secret
So my boyfriend has spent most of our relationship living, breathing, and existing for Spider-Man. He's known for being "the Spider-Man guy." It's just a massive part of his personality. At first, I thought nothing of it, considering superheros are a pret... | 9 | 851.444444 | |
1641173363 | 1641227757 | t3_rtxmiv | t5_2to41 | 7 | eileen404: Unless he hears a good joke and snorts it
KingCreeper7777: I dont see how humor leads to drug use but you do you
eileen404: I was referring to when you laugh while drinking something and it goes up your nose. You don't get covid from eating but that would get the virus in his mucosa... Of course the acid in ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1641087105 | 1641156606 | t3_rty4bs | t5_2to41 | 45 | CeremonyOf9: TIFU by visiting a church whilst unknowingly wearing a t-shirt of the a-hole who burned it down...
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sugarspouse: Oof, wearing a burzum shirt to the stave church… your age and obviously foreign background might’ve saved you from being banned from it, honestly. Kids are ignorant of a lot so the tour... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1641087602 | 1641097396 | t3_rtya6g | t5_2to41 | 35 | Uzrukai: TIFU Driving Home
Today my gf and I drove home from her grandmother's funeral. As most people in the midwest would know, there is a winter storm blowing through. We ended up driving rural switchbacks in the worst of it. I'm talking white out conditions, sun has set, cannot see the road, no other traffic, the w... | 5 | 7 | |
1641088454 | 1641216927 | t3_rtyk8y | t5_2to41 | 103 | AwkLemon: TIFU by ignoring a weird noise my car was making
To give some context, I drive a old citeron C3 and it's been making some weird chirping noises for about two weeks. I usually fix problems with my car myself, but me being lazy and because Christmas was coming up, I decided whatever was causing it would last un... | 5 | 20.6 |
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