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1641089607 | 1641169146 | t3_rtyxzj | t5_2to41 | 8,209 | LexiFjor: TIFU by buying $50 dollars worth of cheese
So I'm socially awkward and was never really shown how things work growing up. I was living on my own and grocery shopping for like the first time and my gf and I wanted to make some better healthier meals- well she was over at another section of the store (I can'... | 11 | 746.272727 | |
1641090560 | 1641092623 | t3_rtz8zb | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mmmmike1590: This is definitely not on you, dude. Anyone playing a prank should be considerate of the possibility that it will go horribly.
JPYore: Yeah I am unsure how to feel. I am not mad at them because it was just a prank and they didn't mean anything by it. I just feel confu... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1641089830 | 1641096439 | t3_rtz0ms | t5_2to41 | 56 | c12how: TIFU by telling my 17 yo son about Konerak Sinthasomphone (a victim of Jeffrey Dahmer) after he told me not to.
Love true crime TV and just watched this special on Jeffrey Dahmer. I was completely appalled at this particular victim- long story short, a simple ID check by cops at the scene would have saved this ... | 4 | 14 | |
1641092569 | 1641098250 | t3_rtzw7i | t5_2to41 | 3,761 | Dilinial: Tifu by flying across the country to be with my girlfriend.
After planning a long visit in our long distance relationship spanning from New Years through my birthday, I arrive and she breaks up with me.
I already quit my job to move out here.
I am a fucking idiot.
Worst New Years ever.
And when I say "br... | 11 | 341.909091 | |
1641092835 | 1641102197 | t3_rtzze5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | throwawayedpdr: TIFU by almost getting with a 16 year old
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navajbaun: Which Caribbean country if you don't mind me asking ?
AcrobaticSource3: The country where there is a Bulgarian guy and where OP’s dad told him not to but also is disappointed that OP didn’t get laid
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1641093619 | 1641095394 | t3_ru08bd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LadyManchineel: Him coming to visit you doesn’t make you egoistic. Refusing to let him come see you after a year of being apart also doesn’t make you altruistic. It makes you a jerk.
KinglyQueenOfCats: I had someone send me $250 worth of gifts once and it freaked me tf out. The fa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1641094983 | 1641140134 | t3_ru0o7a | t5_2to41 | 20 | zamyatinfoilhat: TIFU my windshield wiper replacement
Actually Today!
The backstory: I bought a used car in January 2021. I overpaid, but not like it was during the height of the overpriced used car panic last Summer. They said I needed new wipers, so I picked up the last compatible pair of name brand wipers at Costco.... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1641098213 | 1657158416 | t3_ru1of6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | xFloppyDisx: TIFU by terrifying the entire school
I'm a middle schooler and my class gets to eat in the cafeteria as a privilege for being "good" and "not making any trouble". I have Ziploc bags containing my sandwich every day for lunch.
Today, I decided I wanted to blow in it and pop it. 4 other people (let's call t... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1641103855 | 1641106507 | t3_ru3bdw | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU accidentally breaking & entering & getting caught by giant, angry home owner
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fanatical: And the cops never showed up next door to talk to the neighbors to hear if they saw anything?
ewaldpsaunders: Not that we ever heard. Probably too cold & too late
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1641106997 | 1641110509 | t3_ru45iw | t5_2to41 | 14 | Aerionne: TIFU by getting my mom stranded with no money as my Christmas present
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cballowe: Not really a FU. Or maybe, depending on when you planned it. The world is kinda a bit F'd up at the moment and anything involving air travel is suspect.
I don't have much advice beyond lock yourself at home and hope for... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1641107871 | 1641156840 | t3_ru4d7v | t5_2to41 | 5,538 | PLZSTOPWTHEDIKPIKS: TIFU by both being too innocent and listening to my dick for once.
Throwaway because it’s not my finest moment and obligatory, “this wasn’t today”.
So I’m pretty much a loner. I don’t tend to go out, don’t drink, smoke. The only places I go regularly are to work and home. Naturally, this means I’m ... | 9 | 615.333333 | |
1641108490 | 1641192218 | t3_ru4ijo | t5_2to41 | 174 | Abreadstick-1: TIFU by literally washing my new favorite cheese
My boyfriend had been talking for months about aged gouda and how he thinks I’d like it. I was so interested in trying it but we hadn’t had time to really go look for any until the other day when we were visiting my family and went into this really huge, v... | 7 | 24.857143 | |
1641109183 | 1641110323 | t3_ru4ohs | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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osgjps: TYFU by cheating. No “accidentally” about it.
Dumbass.
Paulik87: TYFU by not reading his post 🤣
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1641110000 | 1641176959 | t3_ru4ve4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by getting a hemorrhoids.
This week I f*cked up to be exact.
I have been cleaning my anus area after number 2 by using water my whole life, that is the way I've been taught to do since I was a child. However as life progress I came to learn other ways to clean that area.
Around 2 months ago I have sta... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1641119069 | 1641190263 | t3_ru6yte | t5_2to41 | 12,013 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking the Judaism subreddit to translate something written in Tengwar (the Lord of the Rings script/language)
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Hognasson: Tolkien did base one of his constructed languages on Hebrew/Semitic languages: Khuzdul, the secret tongue of the dwarves.
https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Khuzdul
MadCarcin... | 31 | 387.516129 | |
1641123071 | 1641353159 | t3_ru7v33 | t5_2to41 | 31 | tired-throwawayy: TIFU by staying at my gfs after she had seen her ex
EDIT -Shouldve worded the titled differently, my gf did not cheat on me with her ex!
TIFU by staying at my gfs after she went to a school reunion (where she hugged her ex)
So I'll start by saying I'm disabled, in a way that means if I get covid... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1640816119 | 1641156272 | t3_rrkdxm | t5_2to41 | 15 | ImpressiveAirport4: TIFU by not wearing gloves while skiing and also having Raynaud's
This happened a couple years ago but it may be a cautionary tale that is pertinent around this time of year. So, I have [Raynaud's syndrome](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/raynauds-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20363571)... | 3 | 5 | |
1641132989 | 1641133723 | t3_ruah4r | t5_2to41 | 38 | SnooGuavas4514: TIFU by sending a grieving woman nudes
In an attempt to re-enter society post-quarantine, I (27F) have been chatting with a handful of women on various dating apps. I'm not looking for anything serious right now and have been open about that, but have been enjoying exchanging messages with folks, includ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1641135728 | 1641206109 | t3_rubcad | t5_2to41 | 48 | EyreAlba: TIFU by accidentally drugging my mom
So I'm a bit of a pothead, and me and my boyfriend bought 4 edible brownies (3 for us, 1 for my cousin), and last night we shared one and got pretttty high. We were having A LOT of trouble keeping up with the Chucky series and eating everything we could find.
My mom was ou... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1641140180 | 1641173456 | t3_rucwt1 | t5_2to41 | 127 | R60Z33: Tifu by trying to send mass texts to family
So, my step-grandfather (the man that raised me and was nothing less than the best dad I could have asked for) passed away last Wednesday, I've been trying to steal small moments (this post included) to process my immense grief as he was my super hero/idol and the onl... | 3 | 42.333333 | |
1641140946 | 1641155540 | t3_rud6nv | t5_2to41 | 8 | omrish: TIFU by watching a Netflix show in the wrong language
So, this fuck up happened today, I have been really sick for the past week(not covid fortunately) and I have been bed ridden.
I started watching Netflix's Love Death Robots and I really enjoy it so I thought why not binge it for now as I have nothing better ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1641142353 | 1641167478 | t3_rudp02 | t5_2to41 | 32 | scheisskopf53: TIFU by taking a dump just before my landlords' visit
Mandatory info: it happened a few years ago, not actually today.
So my wife (then girlfriend) and I, just after graduation, used to rent a little studio apartment in the city centre. We didn't see our landlords much, but on that particular day we a... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1641147588 | 1641226964 | t3_rufnaq | t5_2to41 | 4,580 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending £20 on a menstrual cup that put me in hospital over the New Year
(happened over the last two days)
I'm a transgender man, and on New Years Eve I get my period while I'm at work. I bop down to the pharmacy on my morning break to get tampons, when I see a small section for menstrual cups, w... | 16 | 286.25 | |
1641150379 | 1641185589 | t3_rugpdy | t5_2to41 | 7,666 | DiscovererOfSecrets: TIFU by creating a new tab on my best friend's phone
Last Friday, my best friend Mike and I were working on a project together. I forgot my phone that day, so I asked him if I could borrow his phone to look something up. I go on Safari and I press the tab button so I could create a new tab. Of cour... | 13 | 589.692308 | |
1641148382 | 1641151617 | t3_rufy5y | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By forgetting to ease back into exercising.
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Ashwagandalf: >So i proceed to do about 100 push ups, About 10minutes of planking in different positions, some other abdominal exercises, some leg stretches, and finish with some dumbbell curls with 30 pounders.
That's pretty high volume. Maybe i... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1641152356 | 1641219466 | t3_ruhgcs | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Hitmanglass_: Lol you can live friends, this I stupid fam
Random-Talking-Mug: OP is just in a state of daze. Probably feels like being hit with a bat on the head, not too hard but hard enough to be felt for months.
you got this, u/sushi1089. if 7 years of real friendship meant ... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1641158552 | 1641224244 | t3_rujqrw | t5_2to41 | 27 | Justjay0420: TIFU by inadvertently giving myself covid
So I think I inadvertently gave myself covid. I’m vaccinated and double mask at work all the time. My coworkers are pretty much anti mask or slack mask and I don’t think they care at all. I, on the other hand, care a great deal since i don’t like getting sick and m... | 19 | 1.421053 | |
1641156846 | 1641287327 | t3_ruj5k4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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-Ernie: Honestly this is why I haven’t installed one of those things, too much chance of it catching *me* doing stupid or embarrassing shit, lol.
joos1986: The trope of people being, or resigned to being, foisted by their own petards after a carefully thought out plan always crack... | 5 | 4 | |
1641165192 | 1641168023 | t3_rumamb | t5_2to41 | 22 | mummysharkdodododo: TIFU by taking my toddler to nursery in PJs
This happened a couple of months ago but was brought up again today so I thought would share.
I have a 1 1/2-year-old toddler who is still learning her words and how to communicate so she whines and cries a lot to express her feelings. A couple of months ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1641165423 | 1641174436 | t3_rumdo9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SignatureNo7030: Bro. Paragraphs...
Captain_Iglo05: sorry I'm not a native English speaker, I'll try edit them better
SignatureNo7030: Oh sorry no offense intended. Your English is fine, just meant break it up a bit. :)
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1641166747 | 1641222778 | t3_rumvcy | t5_2to41 | 448 | JingleTao: TIFU by destroying Santa for all the kids in class and making my parents believe he was a fat old pedophile.
It wasn’t today, I was 5, 31 years ago so I’m doing this on the behalf of young illiterate me. I was born in China where there was no Santa Claus. When I came to the US at age 4 1/2, I was enrolled in... | 6 | 74.666667 | |
1641166731 | 1641256290 | t3_rumv5j | t5_2to41 | 29,066 | dravenlarson: TIFU trying on something sexy for the wife
The day before Christmas I was taking a shower and my wife said she got something cute and left it on the bed for me to look at. Once I got out of the shower, she went in. I went into the bedroom to check it out and realized it was something for ME. I said ok, I’... | 8 | 3,633.25 | |
1641169177 | 1641172091 | t3_runryd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting a stranger and sending nudes
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Successful-Singer-76: Man, was that hard to read through, and no, it was not worth it.
Alternative_Video388: I should really work on my delivery
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1641171916 | 1641185729 | t3_ruoqxl | t5_2to41 | 22 | bing_bong_Biden: TIFU by exposing my friends hairy asshole to the entire school
On mobile so sorry for formatting and tldr at the bottom. Also this occurred like 6 months ago.
So due to the global pandemic, my school has not been able to have an athletics carnival, but with restrictions being eased and practically no ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1641173948 | 1641230286 | t3_ruph02 | t5_2to41 | 8 | NotMyUs3rnam3: TIFU by stepping over the line and into Area 51 as a joke
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MadelineWuntch: Delete this, then post "TIFU by trying to blatantly lie on reddit".
NotMyUs3rnam3: I can agree with you, but to a certain point. I wouldn’t call these lies. I’d call them mistakes that people are instantly choosing to cal... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1641174697 | 1641235393 | t3_rupqkh | t5_2to41 | 132 | InsiderOrange: TIFU by jerking while on call with a friend
So last night, me and one of my friends decided to have a “sleepover”. We talked for a bit and then agreed to just fall asleep on call with each other.
But the thing is I get horny right before sleep, so I usually do a quick jerk. And I needed to go to the bat... | 8 | 16.5 | |
1641175237 | 1641176832 | t3_rupxp2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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artistmattem: Unblock her immediately
throwaway29587654: Why
lemachet: So you can play doubles
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1641168530 | 1641239663 | t3_runjjw | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU my trying to remove my own helix
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LiquidSillyness: Needle nose pliers and open the ring farther.
If you do cut it off, do your best to not pull the new metal cut through your wound, if possible
vanteswxrld: It's a thick titanium hoop, i don't think i even have the materials to bend or cut it. ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1641177866 | 1641178259 | t3_ruqvgf | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DaffodilsAndRain: She already knows. You might as well ask. Breathe.
nobuwushi23: It'll probably be awkward but it saves you $200 AND you may reach a new understanding with your mom.
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1641178038 | 1641179804 | t3_ruqxil | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Half_burnt_skunk: 1g every three to four days? That's not heavy and definitely not the THC or CBD. I probably would look at the vape brand and see if anyone else has the same experience.
1g of THC in 4 days is rookie.
ElGeeQue: Damn really? Cause when I used to smoke 1g vape cart... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1641179994 | 1641343384 | t3_rurl02 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Mustarddnketchup: TIFU by almost killing myself with cat pee and bleach
Okay- maybe the title is a lil dramatic but I definitely felt as though I was dying. Anyway, I have a cat. She pees and shits a lot. I clean out her entire litter box every month and put new, fresh litter in.
Usually I’d use Dawn soap to scrub it... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1641181578 | 1641182503 | t3_rus3j0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk at the New Years Eve party
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LaxG64: Hows this a fuck up? Someone. Anyone. Explain this cus I dont get it.
throwawayrux213: I feel like I fucked up because I made a bad first impression
LaxG64: It's new years. Drinking happens. If nothing embarrassing happened then who cares? Wa... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1641183511 | 1641218340 | t3_ruspxb | t5_2to41 | 1,579 | OTFasian: TIFU by not checking a Tinder hookup’s ID and social media beforehand
Un-fucking-believable. I just got played by a 19 year old I hooked up with from Tinder.
My flight home was canceled yesterday and I got rebooked on this flight. Without anything to do at the airport hotel last night, I decided to swipe on... | 11 | 143.545455 | |
1641181311 | 1641191421 | t3_rus0e8 | t5_2to41 | 28 | MrMycroft: TIFU by commissioning cutom artwork of one of my Wife's D&D characters for her B-Day present.
So every year, since my wife started playing TTRPGs, I get artwork commissioned of her characters, usually a SFW and NSFW version. I did the same thing this year. Characters in question is a Death Cleric Firbolg... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1641194855 | 1641195676 | t3_ruw0ht | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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blinkandmisslife: You will remember this on your death bed.
_Anon_2: Lmao, I sure hope not
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1641193046 | 1641204757 | t3_ruvjqz | t5_2to41 | 17 | 99th_Ctrl_Alt_Delete: TIFU by not washing fruit before eating
This happened yesterday. I ate some white grapes , bananas with some yoghurt and honey.
My fuck up is not rinsing the grapes beforehand.
Cue to yesterday afternoon as at 3pm my left side starts to cramp badly just as I arrive at a mall to watch the new Sp... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1641195765 | 1641197750 | t3_ruw8sw | t5_2to41 | 14 | TH3_C1N1BUN: TIFU by almost killing my girlfriend’s Guinea pigs
So just some context before we get to how I’m almost a Guinea slayer.
Me and my girlfriend have been living together in an apartment for about a year now. When we first moved in together, we decided to buy 2 Guinea pigs(she begged me and I caved under ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1641199981 | 1641604244 | t3_rux9qs | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rbd89: I really can't understand these dating and "not exclusive" things but I guess that's cultural ahah
You still call the previous girl an ex girlfriend even though you were just dating and not being exclusive? And you were already planning on seeing the current one at the tim... | 4 | 2 | |
1641201019 | 1641390283 | t3_ruxiyv | t5_2to41 | 48 | ironworkz: TIFU by broadcasting a live-porn radio show via babyphone.
This actually happend on new years eve, but whatever.
Our daughter was born on 19th december, shortly before christmas so of course, people came to visit a lot over the holidays.
Her father was here for a few days to celebrate the new year with ... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1641203346 | 1641208004 | t3_ruy37c | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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thunderfbolt: Congrats on your engagement! That’s all that matters!
David3692: Thank you :)
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1641206418 | 1641258441 | t3_ruyvam | t5_2to41 | 45 | throwawayacc112213: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I love to be handcuffed
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weirdaVID: At this point, we should rename this subreddit to IFU because at least 75% of posts didn’t happen today.
MuffytheBananaSlayer: Or rename it to “things I fucked up” which is how I always read it.
weirdaVID: True
MuffytheBanana... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1641210138 | 1641240415 | t3_ruzuq9 | t5_2to41 | 1,425 | CriminalWreck: TIFU by taking my step kid to school
So this is a blunder on both my end, and my sons end (15)
So school starts back up this week and since it was Monday, I had assumed it started back today! After waking up at the ass crack of dawn (I work nights so not a morning guy) and waiting for my son to get read... | 5 | 285 | |
1641210591 | 1641358118 | t3_ruzyz6 | t5_2to41 | 1,199 | smudgestix: TIFU by accidentally swearing at a customer
Think of the worst swear word you could say to a customer. Yup. That’s the one. The one that starts with a C.
I work as a body piercer and I have always taken pride in being professional at work. Clients come in nervous and I’m there to calm them down and guide ... | 14 | 85.642857 | |
1641212988 | 1641315230 | t3_rv0n8l | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing gossip about an ex
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[deleted]: Ewwww yikes. That’s a mess
TheElderCouncil: Ewwww was your best reaction to this story?
[deleted]: Well it is nice that she offered to help replace! That’s the thing about gossip. It’s like ripping a feather pillow open into the wind. You’ll never catch... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1641215220 | 1641382610 | t3_rv1bot | t5_2to41 | 971 | Mello1182: TIFU by letting my mom use my youtube account
Happened last night. My mom (57F) was staying at my (28F) place for the night and wanted to watch something on tv before sleep. She couldn't find anything interesting so she asked me if she could watch something on YouTube instead. I agreed and she opened YT on t... | 14 | 69.357143 | |
1641216467 | 1641217121 | t3_rv1pff | t5_2to41 | 17 | WhatDelayIndustries: TIFU sending a silly email at work to one of the directors instead of my buddy
I have a buddy at work, who I hang out with pretty much. We sometimes make jokes around via emails. Sometimes mock other coworkers, clients, or share jokes, funny memes etc. So I wanted to make a silly joke on company em... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1641217942 | 1641218330 | t3_rv26r3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Pastel_Dreemur: TIFU by telling my mom about foot fetishes
I was having a conversation with my mom about weird things people would do for money and I mentioned foot fetishes. She then asked "Whats that?" I preceded to tell her that its when people take pictures of their feet and sell them online to people with foot fet... | 3 | 2 | |
1641218154 | 1641237047 | t3_rv2943 | t5_2to41 | 434 | [deleted]: TIFU masturbating with headphones on
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MurderDoneRight: Yeah probably one of your parents, had it been a sibling they would have closed the door for you. You will likely hear a story in 10-15 years about how they walked in you flicking the bean.
[deleted]: What? 😂
MurderDoneRight: Definitely. It wil... | 6 | 72.333333 | |
1641221082 | 1641235387 | t3_rv38s9 | t5_2to41 | 167 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Malevolent_Mangoes: Am I reading this wrong or did you break up with your gf for no real reason other than lying about going to school?
Vezuvian: I mean, my brain tried to justify it because she has her own flaws, but ultimately, you read it right. I was a coward and ran from my f... | 9 | 18.555556 | |
1641222445 | 1641467934 | t3_rv3qgj | t5_2to41 | 21,692 | rubberdongthrowaway: TIFU by showing my erect penis to my In-laws
Here we go:The show actually happened a few weeks ago, but we just found out about it at New years.
We had the in-laws over for a new years celebration and everyone was having a great time. The kids were playing in their rooms and the wife and I were ha... | 13 | 1,668.615385 | |
1641228541 | 1641231064 | t3_rv62sk | t5_2to41 | 49 | first-time-callher: TIFU and poo-puried my penis
New Years Eve we got together with some friends at a house party for a small gathering to ring in 2022. Sometime before midnight I had to poop and I knew I couldn't wait until well after midnight when I would be home again.
I sat down and started doing my business and... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1641230757 | 1641308252 | t3_rv6xq1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a birthday party
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Successful_Rub_4744: So now that you have it, is it any worse than a flu? Is a whole worldwide lockdown worth it over this? I'll let you answer that yourself as you'll probably recover just fine from this VERY DEADLY virus just like everyone else does.
Archinxs: Ac... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1641228055 | 1641237375 | t3_rv5vwe | t5_2to41 | 23 | lulitsafu: TIFU By Gifting a bluetooth headset/Using it
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Nomision: Well that sure is a twist on the usual Bluetooth TIFU's!
lulitsafu: sure it is, now even more since after i found out it wasnt my father the one who used that pc
Nomision: oh. Oh dear.
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1641230991 | 1641258742 | t3_rv70vr | t5_2to41 | 2 | Tinybug5000: Tifu because I think I took something too far without realizing it
So what you need to know for this is I have Autism, ADHD, RSD, I'm lesbian, and I love Ben Platt a little too much
I went to my friends house and she told me to not talk about anything gay because her parents were massively homophobic, bu... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1641233093 | 1641236353 | t3_rv7tyt | t5_2to41 | 85 | beemovieguessinggame: TIFU by not checking what meds I was taking before bed
I'm not the most organized of people, but I do have a little bedtime routine. I brush my teeth, I wash my face, and I take my anti-depressants before heading to bed. The only meds I keep on my bathroom counter are my anti-depressants. Simple. ... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1641235796 | 1641241537 | t3_rv8vni | t5_2to41 | 166 | [deleted]: TIFU Butt plugs
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SteakMenu: Just gotta man up, ask the big question "which one of you mother fuckers took my butt plugs"
tonagnabalony: If I had a dollar for every time I had to interrogate the homies about sex toys. #norespect
SteakMenu: Man literally like its not 'our' cock ring its mine and I'm s... | 6 | 27.666667 | |
1641237448 | 1641245100 | t3_rv9j46 | t5_2to41 | 34 | hookedrapunzel: TIFU by possibly, accidentally being racist?
So the obligatory "this didn't happen today" (boooooo I know), but something reminded me of this moment.
So when I'm drunk I basically turn in to an overly friendly, annoying, loving child (I'm short so genuinely seem like a child ngl), which is the opposite... | 9 | 3.777778 | |
1641237843 | 1641261178 | t3_rv9okp | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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notacockgobbler: How would you make a terrible girlfriend/boyfriend it’s one or the other ?
shorthaireddog: You don’t have to be male or female to be a cockgobbler
notacockgobbler: But you do have to be male or female to be a boyfriend or a girlfriend
IzAMess13: you could also be ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1641246538 | 1641268619 | t3_rvd07y | t5_2to41 | 7,498 | KittyKatze3: TIFU by introducing my date to his fiancé
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rduder99: I mean you outed him as a cheater *before* they got married, so you probably did her a favor...
sideboat: I mean, technically their marriage is saved. Suprised they didn't just call out, "Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne."
GC_... | 13 | 576.769231 | |
1641249542 | 1641318880 | t3_rvdmbm | t5_2to41 | -13 | StreamAngler: There are no accidents.
Bubbagumpredditor: Your mom would beg to differ.
StreamAngler: Nope. Still not an accident.
puseeluvr: Correct, a mistake.
StreamAngler: Nope. You can’t mistakenly put your dick in someone.
Desmo56: But you can accidentally raise someone to be a piece of shit
StreamAngler: Are y... | 10 | -1.3 | |
1641248018 | 1641249867 | t3_rvdkwo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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joereadsstuff: So you didn't resize the photo, but just set the width and height in the html?
Giorgo1: Yeah, rookie error. Luckily didn't affect me in any way.
joereadsstuff: This is why you don't get a designer to do a developer's job. I'm glad I never received an email with a &g... | 5 | 1 | |
1641250222 | 1641304237 | t3_rvefbr | t5_2to41 | 861 | 12altoids34: Tifu and thought I was the only person left in the world
This happened back when I was in 4th grade so we're talkin sometime around 1976. At the time I lived in a tiny little one-horse town in Ohio that isn't on most Maps. Anyway, it was the day of daylight savings time and my mom asked me if I wanted her... | 8 | 107.625 | |
1641250610 | 1641317174 | t3_rvekhk | t5_2to41 | 17,780 | Awkward_Squidward: TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend
So, this wasn't really yesterday, it was on New Years, literally as the year started, and I'm still suffering the consequences, as this caused for my now former girlfriend to break up with me. For the sake of the post, I'm gonna call her Pi... | 15 | 1,185.333333 | |
1641252188 | 1641301372 | t3_rvf5o7 | t5_2to41 | 295 | Plantsandcats1: TIFU by falling in love during group therapy
Obligatory this happened about 2 years ago.
At that time I was still misdiagnosed with depression, while actually I'm autistic and was experiencing autistic burnout. I was put in group therapy, which didn't work very well for me until the guy joined.
I cr... | 3 | 98.333333 | |
1641258847 | 1641260887 | t3_rvh6wv | t5_2to41 | 6 | mhmism: Thanks for calling me stupid. Is this how you react usually when you do not agree with someone, calling them names?
johnjr84: You’re welcome. Dumbass.
mhmism: Thanks again. Are you a teenager?
johnjr84: You’re welcome again, dumbass.
mhmism: I can also call you names, but I won't. I do not spread hate. Calm dow... | 20 | 0.3 | |
1641258825 | 1641319609 | t3_rvhj30 | t5_2to41 | 654 | Chillyrope: TIFU By learning French to ask out a German girl
This whole journey started about 3 months ago when I saw a girl in the hallway. Of course, being a teenager I immediately got the hots for her. Rather than going up to her and talking like a rational human being I decided instead to learn French to impress he... | 11 | 59.454545 | |
1641256046 | 1641260800 | t3_rvgjhb | t5_2to41 | 31 | RedheadRae04: TIFU by getting out of bed
This happened probably about 14-15 years ago. I was in college but it was summer and I was house/pet sitting for a family member that was on vacation.
I was staying at the house each night to keep the pets company. One night I was there, I went to bed early because I had a den... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1641271533 | 1641322931 | t3_rvi442 | t5_2to41 | 88 | encryptedandcensored: What is a red room?
LoopyKoopa: A redroom is a video, usually streamed
live, of someone locked in a room, tortured, and eventually killed. They are hosted on very illegal websites, so your not going to find much if you Google it.
encryptedandcensored: Thank you for explaining. I’m glad I haven’t s... | 11 | 8 | |
1641265190 | 1641265835 | t3_rvjsqs | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by Today I, hmm, "flipped up" after I sent my coffee to the wrong person (I know, right?)
While at office, my boss (I know, bosses right?) asked me to prepare coffee to send down to whoever was downstairs (the first person I saw downstairs, I know right?) of \*course\* I new that this was an odd requ... | 3 | 2 | |
1641265441 | 1641267835 | t3_rvjw8v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MajestaHazel: How do you miss your dog pooping if he’s on a leash? Bring an entire roll of bags and keep your damn eyes in your shit factory.
scatteredsun_: We have a gated yard? He's not on a leash. But yes lesson learned.
MajestaHazel: How does each apartment have a gated yard a... | 4 | 1 | |
1641266126 | 1641341566 | t3_rvk4m5 | t5_2to41 | 104 | louietheloverboi: TIFU By destroying my 5+ year old sketchbook
Last night I came home from work and threw my sweater into my laundry basket, not knowing that, in the dark, it knocked over my sketchbook from my shelf into the basket. I went to do laundry and when I went to unload the washer, bits and pieces of paper wer... | 4 | 26 | |
1641266687 | 1641270342 | t3_rvkbbc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying "I love you" to my FWB
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MajestaHazel: Yeah. You scared her. Leave her alone.
latered: He gets the message lol no need to draw this one out.
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1641267527 | 1641268005 | t3_rvklag | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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_yxs_: Unsolicited dick pics are scummy.
TimeResolution9: Yep
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1641268197 | 1641270133 | t3_rvkt77 | t5_2to41 | 12 | littlesunbeam22: TIFU by scratching someone’s van in the Walmart parking lot
It’s a dark, cold, and rainy Monday night (tonight in fact) I decide to run to Walmart to get spaghetti noodles for dinner. In the parking I accidentally scratched a guys van trying to get a nonexistent parking spot. I looped around looking fo... | 6 | 2 | |
1641273763 | 1641305066 | t3_rvmk65 | t5_2to41 | 5,853 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Drunkapplespie: “I politely declined because I wasn’t thirsty” you’re a golden retriever man and I like it
jenna_hazes_ass: She was probably just being nice. Wouldnt want to jump to any conclusions.
Recovery25: This describes every man in existence. *woman starts to take her top o... | 9 | 650.333333 | |
1641275782 | 1641328528 | t3_rvn5sq | t5_2to41 | 68 | Odd-Bee-3951: TIFU by getting head.
obligatory not today but this past weekend
visited my gf for new years, and after the ball dropped and her family went to bed, my gf and i went into the bedroom i was staying in for the night. we all had a glass of wine for midnight and my gf not being too fond of alcohol let me hav... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1641277878 | 1641318579 | t3_rvns6o | t5_2to41 | 117 | mindlessguilt234: TIFU by letting my uncle fall like Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix.
My uncle finished his treatment back in January, 2021 and barely be able to walk, he is very weak and slow. I live near him so I usually pick him up to his check up appointment on Monday every week. My uncle is 85 years old and h... | 4 | 29.25 | |
1641279630 | 1641321269 | t3_rvo9db | t5_2to41 | 3,794 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bothsidesofthemoon: You're sat there right now reading our responses, whilst she sees you continuing to stare at the internet and thinks you're looking at more boobs.
Thementalistt: Yeah I didn’t think about it like that
paninih3ad: I mean this in the kindest way possible: you're ... | 29 | 130.827586 | |
1641281667 | 1641283910 | t3_rvoo6h | t5_2to41 | 21 | mmmSaucyPasta: You shouldn’t try to work yourself out of it, the decision should be up to her and she deserves to know. Put the shoe on the other foot. Would you want her to do the same to you? Would you rather rip the bandaid and find out now or in a year when you have more financial ties and emotional bonds? It’ll hu... | 12 | 1.75 | |
1641285974 | 1641443867 | t3_rvptyt | t5_2to41 | 64 | BudGrenades: TIFU by thinking I was more flexible than I am.
This happened two hours ago.
My SO was walking home from work and asked me to come meet her. It's only a ten minute walk so I knew she was only a block or two away. I put down what I was doing, ran downstairs, and started down the sidewalk.
We live on a sma... | 4 | 16 | |
1641288265 | 1641297668 | t3_rvqd8g | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SID_theGOAT: Wow crazy life you have.
No need to mark NSFW
[deleted]: I FU constantly, something's off with me.
SID_theGOAT: Dude write an autobiography and get famous. I’d read it in a heartbeat.
[deleted]: Sounds like a good project.
On it.
SID_theGOAT: Legend
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1641288324 | 1641305276 | t3_rvqdoc | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Particular-Pain-4666: Now your mom will wonder where she went wrong, for the rest of her life.
potato_hustler: Naw, I bet not. In a religious Asian household, you just don’t talk about this with your parents.
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1641290845 | 1641556036 | t3_rvqzfs | t5_2to41 | 14,119 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with a condom
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baltinerdist: Lots of folks focusing on the relationship red flags here but I'm not seeing any mention of a major issue here.
You've stopped using condoms, but your girlfriend wanted you to use one on a "more fertile day" meaning you're banging without the benefi... | 17 | 830.529412 | |
1641291699 | 1641294931 | t3_rvr6wv | t5_2to41 | 65 | secret_side_quest: Tifu by not telling our neighbours my fiancé passed his driving test
Obligatory this did not happen today - FU was discovered yesterday but I guess happened a couple of weeks back.
My fiancé and I live in one section of a large Edwardian house that is divided into three houses. The middle house is ... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1641297681 | 1641362842 | t3_rvst3q | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk on vacation
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ThatSlyB3: You got drunk one day and your friends got that mad about throwing up? Seems odds. Though your decisions to be the only one drinking while saying "we" and drinking too much and then drinking some more makes me think this was a common theme
burner1301: We... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1641299985 | 1641323551 | t3_rvthb6 | t5_2to41 | 5,533 | NoNinjaPorn: TIFU a threesome between my friend and his fianceé
Throwaway account because my fuck up includes intimate details about friends of mine who probably wouldn't appreciate being identified via my original account.
Last night I was supposed to have a threesome with my friend and his fianceé. It was their idea... | 14 | 395.214286 | |
1641307963 | 1641330281 | t3_rvw55h | t5_2to41 | 1,027 | [deleted]: TIFU
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Marvinator2003: Dad here, did the boat get fixed or maybe replaced?
Kaashaas1985: Hi! Let’s just say that the boat floated to a greener pastry up state for maintenance, and will travel home via china and more exciting routes with lot of adventures which dad will tell until it is time for jokes... | 6 | 171.166667 | |
1641309732 | 1641310150 | t3_rvwu0f | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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throwaway_bc_obvs: Dude she coerced and saved child porn. You have options.
throwaway_bc_obvs: Also, everybody has sent nudes, if they haven't they've done kinkier shit in person. Take a deep breath and tell your parents what happened, or the police.
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1641328623 | 1641341743 | t3_rvylwv | t5_2to41 | 431 | daveescaped: She pushed him to respond when he clearly did not want to. That is manipulative.
Why do you resort to name calling?
I might be right. You might be right. But why did you feel the need to be nasty?
tescohoisin: It's just a conversation. She asked a question, he evaded answering, she pushed for an answer, ... | 20 | 21.55 | |
1641317270 | 1641329813 | t3_rvzq1c | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU and almost froze my dog to literal death
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NegativeNormie: is this also a copy paste post like your last tifu? lol
traindriverbob: Karma whore and an idiot.
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