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1641317363 | 1641317679 | t3_rvzrbz | t5_2to41 | 169 | MasterMahanJr: TIFU by mixing gum and candy, making a stretchy glue that stuck to every surface of my mouth.
A few years back, my place of employment gave out a bag of cheap mixed candy from the grocery store after a meeting. It included "Dubble Bubble" gum, and "Frooties." After chewing the gum until it was bland, I t... | 3 | 56.333333 | |
1641317649 | 1641357135 | t3_rvzveq | t5_2to41 | 495 | MrScrufflleZ: TIFU by ordering a lot (A LOT) of free stuff online to somebody else's house.
For reference to this story, I am 18 years old and very paranoid.
So the USPS (United States Postal Service) website allows you to order cardboard boxes and other things delivered directly to your home or business free of charg... | 7 | 70.714286 | |
1641317860 | 1641333449 | t3_rvzy9u | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU sending an employee a picture of my butthole.
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pyrosisflame: Worst situation and she comes at you for this I would explain the situation in its entirety to your boss.
He/she should be understanding and if you have to embellish something about seeing the doctor and having to take a photo becaus... | 5 | 12 | |
1641317880 | 1641327562 | t3_rvzyjj | t5_2to41 | 19 | OrangeBlues9: TIFU by being socially inept and realizing how messed up my life is.
I'm 29yo male who never had a real girlfriend, is without a stable job, still living with my parents and have only 3 friends who know me on a deeper level.
For a while now I've been resolved to change all these things at any cost, start... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1641321897 | 1641435426 | t3_rw1idm | t5_2to41 | 3,200 | lime_in_a_coconut: Tifu by sending my father to the emergency room in an ambulance
This happened last night. I (f51) and my husband (m 53) live with my dad. (m 76). He's in pretty good health, but last night after I went to bed, his girlfriend called me. She said she had been talking to him on the phone (he was just ou... | 12 | 266.666667 | |
1641322689 | 1641344080 | t3_rw1t8c | t5_2to41 | 2 | redditboy123451: TIFU by almost killing my uncle's dog
This was not exactly today but sadly took place back before I had a reddit account so I am posting it today.
One day (post covid back when I was young and dumb) My uncle wanted me and my family to dog sit while his family was out (Specifically where I do not reme... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1641322280 | 1641336371 | t3_rw1nme | t5_2to41 | 48 | The_Grub_Nubler: TIFU by giving my grandma diabetes for Christmas
This actually took places a couple weeks ago right before Christmas.
This year has been rough on the old wallet due to medical bills so this year I decided to make some treats to give out as Christmas gifts.
First a little back story to help explain t... | 3 | 16 | |
1641275814 | 1642135083 | t3_rvn651 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Historical_Savings14: TIFU by searching my local mall for a salt lamp
Obligatory preface- this wasn't exactly a **T**IFU. This actually happened in 2018 when I was a young teen. However I was reminded of it today and I totally had to post it here.
So, set the scene back four years. At this point in time, my best frie... | 3 | 4 | |
1641328403 | 1641332751 | t3_rw3zhn | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MackAttackATO69: You only have one choice left at this point. You’re moving to Uranus.
Setthegodofchaos: *inserts Futurama quote of Uranus being renamed Urrectum*
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1641321374 | 1641345275 | t3_rw1bey | t5_2to41 | 23 | senpaixix: TIFU by busting a side-view mirror
So today was my first time driving in France, and I messed up pretty bad.
I'm an Indian student who's been driving in India for around 5 years and trust me, the streets are probably the craziest in the world. So being the cocky bastard I am, I decided to just give it a sho... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1641333226 | 1641335670 | t3_rw5tlm | t5_2to41 | 79 | RAND0MPRINCE: TIFU by eating too many tiny tacos and yacking on my boyfriend.
I am absolutely mortified and my boyfriend thinks it’s absolutely hysterical.
I decided to come visit him for the next few days and we were playing video games and just decided to order some fast food. Where I live we don’t have a Jack in th... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1641338752 | 1641427098 | t3_rw7v8l | t5_2to41 | 4,401 | Rainbow62993: TIFU by moving into the same Duplex as my ex.
So a little back story, I dated a guy for just shy of 3 and a half years and ultimately parted ways with him in the beginning of 2019. This particular ex was quite honestly the worst thing that ever happened to me. Narcissist, pathological liar, mentally and e... | 11 | 400.090909 | |
1641339125 | 1641346536 | t3_rw802x | t5_2to41 | 137 | mybustersword: TIFU by poisoning myself for a week, and cancelling all holidays
This has been ongoing for the past week. My wife and I have been planning safe holiday get togethers with the kids and our parents. My 2 yr old was supremely excited to see everyone and open presents. The day of Xmas however, I come down wi... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1641340571 | 1641349240 | t3_rw8hi8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Thinkthankthunk69: Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving. On a serious note, who has time for all the drama?
_NAMiK_: What's the difference between love and herpes?
Herpes is forever!
Thinkthankthunk69: Diamonds are a girl’s best friend but herpes are forever
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1641342283 | 1641389923 | t3_rw9357 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Throwaway183737382: TIFU by clogging the toilet and thinking I had more time.
TLDR on bottom
I’ve always had solid bowel movements..
I’m next level pooping lately since I started having pregnancy poops, it’s the iron supplements I think causing it to be a weird consistency. I also have 1 coffee a day, so my morning ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1641342751 | 1641346238 | t3_rw98sg | t5_2to41 | 17 | suburbandisaster: TIFU by eating candy
I work in home based childcare. The rule in the house is that all snacks and drinks are free reign for me, as I often spend long hours at the house. Today, while the kiddo was having a dance break, I fucked up.
I entered the kitchen at 3:30 in search of a snack. There, a green t... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1641345447 | 1641345787 | t3_rwa6s6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Lonely_simp1: TIFU getting depression from fucking up my chance with a girl
This is more of a story then a one off daily thing with the ending happened 4 hours ago. So I met this girl ( I’m calling her ruby ) in 2019 we became great friends right away with me scoring her number we didn’t speak for some time until we ... | 3 | 2 | |
1641345791 | 1642006634 | t3_rwab12 | t5_2to41 | 435 | redflavourcrayon: TIFU dropping my husbands semen in the postbox and forgetting to pay
Technically yesterday, it’s 1am and I can’t sleep giggling about it.
My husband had a vasectomy a few months back. He had to provide a sample for the lab to check it was successful. The pot and envelope has been on the kitchen side ... | 11 | 39.545455 | |
1641348829 | 1641393354 | t3_rwbcld | t5_2to41 | 122 | Talleymark_studios: TIFU by not trusting the labelling on a bottle of mascara.
So, not a large mess up, but still one I think you all might enjoy. I (16m) have blond hair, and, therefore blond facial hair. It's not peach fuzz that I've left unshaven thinking it's manly, but legitimately blond facial hair. The problem w... | 5 | 24.4 | |
1641352364 | 1641366469 | t3_rwckto | t5_2to41 | 12,184 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking papaya was Italian for calzone
Yes it happened today and while at work. So I saw a coworker eating, what I had thought, a papaya (it was a calzone). I asked him where did he get the papaya (it was a calzone). He then said he got it at some local restaurant. Just a totally normal conversat... | 16 | 761.5 | |
1641360829 | 1641361383 | t3_rwfahl | t5_2to41 | 29 | Yoshilover617: TIFU by putting chocolates in my pillowcase
This is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever done in my entire life.
So I just got these really good mint chocolate candies and i love them. I wanted to eat some at night, and I cant get up and get some without waking the rest of the house up. My parents a... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1641363614 | 1641365392 | t3_rwg31g | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Alt_FGualdino: It isn't your fault, as a matter of fact you should be proud of yourself, you found out that your mother was cheating on your dad and that's horrible, I feel bad for the father
AlexD51192: Which one... The known or unknown?
Alt_FGualdino: Both
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1641364661 | 1641368226 | t3_rwgdek | t5_2to41 | 216 | BitterAlt: TIFU by not going easy on kids in a bridge-building contest.
This was a few years ago when I was 15 or 16 at the time and was volunteering at some daycare. The kids were 12 or under. That day we were doing a bridge building contest where your bridge is supposed to hold the most rocks.
I was supposed to hel... | 5 | 43.2 | |
1641367037 | 1641425091 | t3_rwgzae | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by experiencing love at first meeting whilst being a married man.
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DaniJHollis: As a married woman, i would be very upset if this were my husband. I know I'm a jealous person. I can admit that. My husband doesn't have the greatest past, & he has adopted a set of rules (not my suggestion, ju... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1641369314 | 1641701065 | t3_rwhjz7 | t5_2to41 | 140 | singgangbudu: TIFU by using all the money company mistaken send to me
So i finally get a job about 6 month ago which is local company. I freshly graduated with lot of student loan and don’t have any saving at all. So about a month after that my company mistaken transfer me amount of my salaray for 4 month straight to m... | 7 | 20 | |
1641371717 | 1641372525 | t3_rwi4ru | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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writtin: Please just talk him into getting circumcised instead of trying to help him yourself…
justsomeguy254: Or he could treat it instead of taking a knife to the dick...
writtin: Either way having your mom help with that is just awkward…
I agree that circumcision isn’t the bes... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1641373626 | 1641480297 | t3_rwilm4 | t5_2to41 | 104 | White_Noise_exe: TIFU by putting on pants
I never thought I would ever post here but hey, new year, new me, and new stories about how I messed up, am I right?
Long story short, I was putting on my pants near a stone table but when my right foot was in, I stepped down on my pants with my right foot, on the inside of my... | 7 | 14.857143 | |
1641376636 | 1641407506 | t3_rwjclg | t5_2to41 | 2,049 | 3blindratones: TIFU by buying $3500 machine and telling my husband at the worst possible time.
I bought a laser cutting machine. Been planning for a long time. I’ve had a rough year mentally and I recently got money I wasn’t expecting. I saved 3/4 of it and then used the rest to buy the machine. Well my hubby tells... | 9 | 227.666667 | |
1641378321 | 1641408901 | t3_rwjsej | t5_2to41 | 106 | pooppoopooopoopooop: TIFU-Slipped and fell in my own cum…
Happened today. -Throw away
I have been sick the past week, nothing to do but sit in bed and watch movies, or play video games. I get border and browses the web. I was only going to look but got a little to fired up.
Because of my current vector state i sleep a... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1641378196 | 1641382344 | t3_rwjra4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | fedggg: TIFU by getting cursed out and muted by the a mod (not severe)
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Alleged_Ostrich: Kinda sounds like someone needs to lose their mod status. Why delete a post and insult someone for using the sub the way its intended
fedggg: I found it fully out I've been banned on all subs he supports under the statemen... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1641379489 | 1641423395 | t3_rwk3hi | t5_2to41 | 276 | too-many-critters: Tifu by asking a novice to watch the drunk guy
Obligatory this happened a few years ago.
I (23F) had just moved out of my old house where I had 3 roommates and into a studio by myself. It’s the weekend so I invited my bf Shane (barely 21, M) and one of my old roommates Ben (29m), over for drinks a... | 13 | 21.230769 | |
1641382518 | 1641435471 | t3_rwkwqn | t5_2to41 | 17,626 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to avoid a drugs test.
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20514: DOT drug tests that use hair would consider what you did a fail anyways. I knew guys who were fired from CDL jobs for shaving all hair
dark_sniper: Ah my time to shine like my bald head. I have alopecia and while there are different types and a lot of pe... | 14 | 1,259 | |
1641387364 | 1641387497 | t3_rwmayz | t5_2to41 | 28 | SnugBuck: TIFU By making Pain induced hole in the wall
TIFU…
For the past 6 hours I have had one of the nastiest headaches of my life.
I have this thing where over the counter painkillers have no effect on me so I just suffer through most common pains like this.
I lay down after I started to feel it coming on and start... | 4 | 7 | |
1641389095 | 1641389600 | t3_rwmukr | t5_2to41 | 33 | mcsh4shlik: TIFU by not throwning the condom in the trash can
So this happened a couple of months ago, me and my ex gf had sex, finished. I tied a knot in the condom and just threw it besides the bed because to tired to stand up. Nothing special.
The next day we both went to work, my ex worked in a dog barber shop whe... | 3 | 11 | |
1641390628 | 1641399862 | t3_rwncgp | t5_2to41 | 12 | thr0waway03837: TIFU by getting my sister pregnant
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Lazy-Cap-1458: You need advice?
You need mental health therapy... and prison time.
LucidHazes: It's a copy pasta folks... Relax. This shit had been going around the internet for ages.
Puppet_Master2501: Yeah I figured as much.
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1641394634 | 1641479989 | t3_rworto | t5_2to41 | 588 | 123trowaway123: TIFU by using slime to masturbate
I'm using a throwaway account just like the coconut guy did cause my family knows my username as well
so my aunt accidentally gifted me and my sister slime, the kid's trend toy-like thing thinking we were still like 9 or 11,
so we both said sure, and we just used it a... | 17 | 34.588235 | |
1641396916 | 1641720402 | t3_rwpkt1 | t5_2to41 | 48 | BFAndI: TIFU by sending a gift to my religious friend
Using fake names for obvious reasons.
So I have this friend, Josie. Josie is only a year younger than me (20), but she still lives at home, and her parents are super over protective. I don't really blame them for being protective, but they're a little too suspiciou... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1641397751 | 1641411939 | t3_rwpvhn | t5_2to41 | 6 | Lalsay: TIFU had an awkward incident with the waiter
Let me clarify this happened around 3 years ago back in highschool but still keeps me up at night.
So the story beggins on our school trip. Our school organised a 5 day trip around the whole northern part of Italy giving us around 4 hours of free time to roam and ex... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1641398456 | 1642308530 | t3_rwq54n | t5_2to41 | 25 | tizazia: TIFU by making dank memes
A few months ago, I came up with the grand idea to make a surreal meme page for my high school. It instantly became popular, with about 400 followers and numerous likes on each post. None of the content was bad- I photoshopped the dean of our school into a bison that was lost in our ... | 5 | 5 | |
1641402658 | 1641403365 | t3_rwrqd2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting an old job.
So, a few months ago, I got an opportunity to work at a tech job. As a seasonal. We also moved to a new town, 30 minutes from the city, and the job was in the city.
When my seasonal contract ended, I went back to my old job. With instant regret.
I had a feeling of pain and sadne... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1641402769 | 1641447470 | t3_rwrrus | t5_2to41 | 39,439 | ohboyifuckedupguys: TIFU by drinking my bf’s expensive aged scotch.
So I (23F) had a hard day at work. I got off work before my bf (26M) came home and wanted a drink. Rifled thru our liquor cabinet and found some scotch. Didn’t think much of it and in the 4-5 hours before my bf came home, I had 3 glasses.
Bf comes ho... | 18 | 2,191.055556 | |
1641404574 | 1641411770 | t3_rwsg48 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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twotall88: and you care that you've been ghosted by an ex, why?
PooplLoser: Not everyone burns all their bridges.
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1641405237 | 1641405986 | t3_rwsp8l | t5_2to41 | 58 | -SecretMe-: TIFU by giving a card to a woman recently diagnosed with breast cancer a card that alludes to breasts
So it’s my stepmum’s birthday today so obviously I bought a birthday card for her to go with her present. She loves watching the wee birds in her garden so I the card and got has 2 wee birds on it in party ... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1641407108 | 1641420749 | t3_rwtftg | t5_2to41 | 16 | cydonija: TIFU by thinking I'm better than my intollerances
Hello Reddit, I write this from my throne of misery.
About 5 months ago I found out that I have high intollerance to gluten, dairy, corn, and soy. This meant a drastic change in my diet that saw me wave goodbye to 80% of my go-to meals, snacks, and comfort f... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1641407358 | 1641845030 | t3_rwtjdn | t5_2to41 | 40 | chickennugget626: TIFU by peeing and using a toothpick at the same time.
This happened about 30 minutes ago. I (F) was eating breakfast and got something stuck in my tooth per usual ( Shout out to USA's dental care) soo I went to the bathroom to get a toothpick and I realized I needed to pee. So I sit on the toilet t... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1641407641 | 1641481963 | t3_rwtnbi | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU by over serving a group of moms out on a day date
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wizardshawn: So they got so drunk from 4 beers (whatever the content) that their husband's called to complain?
[deleted]: They complained that they were way over served and shouldn’t have been allowed to travel home, I was read the riot act by ... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1641407954 | 1641419821 | t3_rwtrm6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating edibles and watching porn at top volume
So, I fucked up badly. I got super high off of edibles and decided to a) blast my porn (yes, I was wearing headphones) and b) experiment. I always heard about s&m, so I decided to check it out.
The night was a haze but I remember bits and pieces, li... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1641409094 | 1641428303 | t3_rwu7ge | t5_2to41 | 59 | SkySarwer: TIFU by letting my partners cat squirm out of my arms and run away on a cold winter afternoon
EDIT: HE WAS FOUND ! ! ! <3 My partner found him by knocking on doors of the alley he ran into and asking neighbors if she could look around. Cat was hiding under one of their balconies. SOoo happy <3
Happene... | 10 | 5.9 | |
1641410171 | 1641411691 | t3_rwun5m | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FantasticaSpectacula: There's nothing wrong with getting stuff off your chest anonymously on Reddit. It's like journalling. You're entitled to do it and not have your significant other snooping. It's a real breach of trust for him to have done that without checking with you.
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1641410530 | 1641490582 | t3_rwuql5 | t5_2to41 | 54 | dancingXnancy: TIFU taking my dogs to potty before I did
This actually happened this morning. I woke up to my dog crying at the door to go out and potty. I got out of bed, got dressed and took her and her sister out to do their business.
While standing there waiting for them to go, it instantaneously hit me. I had to... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1641411653 | 1641574491 | t3_rwv6ha | t5_2to41 | 36 | fathercountry: TIFU by giving my professor my hard-drive full of porn
So this didn't happen today, it happened back in 2010. I was in film school and in my Cinematography class we were lucky enough to do a short workshop with the RED camera (big expensive new camera). We only had it for the day so we filmed a bunch of ... | 4 | 9 | |
1641416523 | 1642027834 | t3_rwws4v | t5_2to41 | 46 | melancholydream13: TIFU By burning off my hair
I 33F have a grill my dad bought me as a house warming gift. I just got the gas for it a few days ago and decided I wanted to use it for the first time. I hooked up the canister and turned it on. I turned the knobs and hit the starter, but nothing happened. I called my dad... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1641414431 | 1641425575 | t3_rww4ab | t5_2to41 | 5 | ThrowingNudes: TIFU By calling into work because of mental health, and smoking weed.
This is technically a three day fuck-up, that started on Monday afternoon.
My partner and I both work at the same building, and on the car drive home we got into a pretty heated argument. I’ve been struggling with depression and all t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1641418553 | 1641420073 | t3_rwxfpi | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ok_Comfort_381: TIFU by picking up my cat while i was naked, it f/uc/king bit my nipple and goddamn it hurts
I’ve had this little demon ever since he was a day old kitten and did all my best to take good care of him and this is what i get????? i even had a part time job to buy his necessities!! not that I hate my cat i... | 3 | 3 | |
1641422853 | 1641452511 | t3_rwz0xb | t5_2to41 | 1,194 | Sol_TV: Tifu by NOT trusting Dr.Google the one time it mattered
This happened last year but is still relevant. Last year around August, I came in from work, sat down, and started eating. I got finished, stood up, and got a cramp in my stomach. I thought it was odd, and to be honest, I didn't think much of it. I threw ... | 8 | 149.25 | |
1641426715 | 1641471037 | t3_rx0iw5 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Instance_Alive: TIFU Used sope dispenser as lube..... M
So what happend ? it was weekend both my parents had to work and i was home alone so i did what everyone would do.
but this time i wanted to build a Pocket pussy so i looked at a bunch of youtube videos and found one whch was quite ez too make you need a sock, g... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1641427751 | 1641431999 | t3_rx0x4j | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AquaSherbet: What.. how … I’m not sure I understand.
When you climbed aboard, what were you attempting to do? I’m going to assume you were straddling him and he was penetrating you. Beyond that, what was happening?
revengeOftheNith: This. I used to be chunky. I know what its lik... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1641428653 | 1641509135 | t3_rx19g0 | t5_2to41 | 136 | uhoh1234567891011: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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revengeOftheNith: I initially thought this was gonna be a repeat of the no arms dude story. Yikes.
sleepyslooth00: Uhh what’s that
Tundra_Inhabitant: You’re better off not knowing. I’ve just convinced myself it’s some dude making up some horseshit.
sleepyslooth00: Yeah... | 8 | 17 | |
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Aggravating_Bat1786: Did anyone call you out? Sounds like the dude didn't mind and you'll be fine on this one.
[deleted]: No, no complaints as far as I know
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Dc9542: horrible house sitter lol
peacxcks: ha ha, thank you very much for your helpful comment
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1641431981 | 1641477893 | t3_rx2fy2 | t5_2to41 | 105 | throwRA4620575729: TIFU by forgetting about bread.
Hoo boy, this is a disaster.
So, sometime last year, a family member and I went to the store. We got a few of the essentials, like milk, sugar, eggs, but we also got a loaf of bread (the unsliced one). We got home, ate some of the bread, and I took the rest of the loa... | 5 | 21 | |
1641430469 | 1641472254 | t3_rx1ww4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ki2525_: TIFU opening up about my Bipolar Disorder to my best friend
Hardly any of my friends know just how bad my mental health is or can get. I opened up to “best friend” (I put that in quote because I’m not even sure if that’s what they are to me anymore) a few months ago and they seemed supportive to an extent but ... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1641442772 | 1641498861 | t3_rx5ch4 | t5_2to41 | 2,093 | Drums420: TIFU by telling my kids I went to the “Butt Doctor”
Today I (34M) had an appointment with the Proctologist. Afterwards my wife (33F) drove me back to work, then came to pick me later at the end of the day with our kids (7F, 5M, and 3M). On the drive home I turned to my wife and jokingly asked, “Should I tell ... | 6 | 348.833333 | |
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cantcomeupwithnamess: How tf do you finish a whole bottle like that? I keep my drinking to the weekends these days, but even at my heaviest I'd tap out after ~2/3 of a fifth! Kudos but also goddamn
Pwydde: The post says it was a “small bottle.” Point or even a half pint.
cantcome... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1641446490 | 1641448416 | t3_rx6j3r | t5_2to41 | 4 | dcseal: TIFU by bleaching ONLY the top half of my pants
Arguably this FU actually happened today as I was just made aware of it, but here we go:
About a week or two ago I went on a camping trip to a town over with some friends - rented a cabin, played games, cooked, whatever. We ended up finding out there was a winter... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
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revengeOftheNith: Ouch. I felt this. Any chance you could act like you didnt know? Or did she tell you😬
brjh1990: I eventually remembered, so it's not like I needed to be reminded of what happened. I guess my mistake was not remembering soon enough like most normal people do.
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1641442109 | 1641502059 | t3_rx548c | t5_2to41 | 2 | WillGoalieForBeer: TIFU by mixing up my anxiety medicine and my hormone medicine
I'm transitioning from male to female and have been prescribed medroxyprogesterone (progesterone) as a series of drugs for hormone replacement. There's a lot of potential benefits to this medicine that help supplement estrogen, if used as ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1641449955 | 1641489002 | t3_rx7ktx | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Iobaniiusername: The guy wasnt feeling it, was unsure about it, and in the end made up his mind about it and let her know. Wheres the fuckup? What kind of heaven do these commwnters live in, to think that this is awful?
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1641450458 | 1641496401 | t3_rx7q1b | t5_2to41 | 6,544 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife Fuck you.
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Diamondsfullofclubs: >8 calls later...
Why haven't you explained yourself with a text at this point?
japroct: Probably because the text option is locked with the password "shavethatpussybaldyoubitch"....😁
PleX: LMFAO I just sent this to her, hopefully she fin... | 14 | 467.428571 | |
1641459102 | 1641580355 | t3_rx9yj8 | t5_2to41 | 11,538 | baronvonpalo: TIFU by unpairing my girlfriend's earphones from her phone
To tell you honestly, my girlfriend isn't the most tech savvy out there. She's just used to opening up the case and have it pair to the phone automatically.
One day I had to update some firmware for her earphones and since I have the same brand I... | 33 | 349.636364 | |
1641462051 | 1641600790 | t3_rxaom3 | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU by wasting really expensive reagents
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BouncingDancer: I just found out yesterday that I broke the optical cable that we need for our flow injection analysis - we don't have a spare so nobody can use the machine for a few weeks until a new one gets here.
NefariousnessStreet9: Not to mention the ... | 7 | 14.428571 | |
1641468779 | 1641475818 | t3_rxchog | t5_2to41 | 31 | ssfake: tifu by not calling my girlfriend who is from Kazakhstan (state if emergency)
Tifu by not calling my girlfriend during or after work. My girlfriend is currently residing in Kazakhstan where there are currently riots and protests about the overnight doubling of the price of fuel.
She messaged me about the prote... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1641472571 | 1641504532 | t3_rxdlmn | t5_2to41 | 1,581 | 69for_president: TIFU by biting my girlfriend
This actually happened tonight, while we were sleeping.
So, I am a very vivid dreamer, I often wake up from dreams and have to get used to reality again. I also sometimes talk in my sleep or make movements with my hands but i never hurt someone before in my sleep. I think... | 9 | 175.666667 | |
1641474785 | 1641492181 | t3_rxebj9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | me6854: Tifu by telling someone I miss them,then blanking them
I fell out with a friend end of October 20 and really messed up at new year 21, haven't seen or heard from her since
I kept putting stuff on social media hoping to get a response, she blocked me but I haven't blocked her.
In November 21,I put ... | 7 | 1 | |
1641475698 | 1641478196 | t3_rxelsn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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puppymonkeybaby79: Some people are just stupid. I'd say a vast majority of women are not like the women on that post.
Key_Company_4254: assholes are loudest bunch
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1641477778 | 1641487216 | t3_rxfb0t | t5_2to41 | 36 | 13MilkCrates: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a concussion in her sleep
Obligatory this happened a couple of years ago. My girlfriend and I were about a year into our relationship when we discovered that I was prone to sleepwalking. Now this is something I did a bit as a kid, but I thought I had grown out of it! Turns out... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1641478267 | 1641504279 | t3_rxfh5s | t5_2to41 | 364 | UniversityLost2049: TIFU by ironically referencing reddit during sex
Throwaway because go forbid she sees my history.
I hit it off with an amazing attractive and funny woman. She ended up coming back to my place and we chatted for a bit and she mentioned using reddit and made a couple meta meme references. We kept goi... | 4 | 91 | |
1641485393 | 1641523224 | t3_rxi4yf | t5_2to41 | 1,756 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally giving myself dead legs while masturbating.
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Gwyldex: Just curious what kind of relationship you're in when you have to hide the fact you're masturbating? Not being judgey, just slightly concerned
enriquemgf: You don’t? Now I’m curious!
Gwyldex: Nope, we're super open about it. ... | 12 | 146.333333 | |
1641487799 | 1641524643 | t3_rxj1eu | t5_2to41 | 117 | ineedtoquit0106: TIFU I picked my nose on a work zoom call
Today I was on a zoom call with my boss, she had her camera off but mine was on (we were on with a larger group using camera but then everyone dropped off so she could set me up on a project, I felt weird turning off my camera this far into the call lol). She w... | 8 | 14.625 | |
1641489499 | 1641573474 | t3_rxjp2f | t5_2to41 | 25,150 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally telling my in-laws how my wife and I actually met.
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smashharrington: you had unplanned anal sex on a roof top with a stranger at the time, baptist or not that's an interesting story for any parent
El-Kabongg: why would you even tell the neighbors it was anal sex? why not just se... | 19 | 1,323.684211 | |
1641493622 | 1641495240 | t3_rxlb1q | t5_2to41 | 19 | Almethis: TIFU, by rushing to the bathroom
So new year, new office, well duty called and I had to take my post lunch dump and because the Foreman called I hastily made my way to the bathroom to lay some bricks. Well I drop trousers in the first stall I can get too and start unloading hideous unseen horrors. Well, in my... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1641497323 | 1641503429 | t3_rxmqoi | t5_2to41 | 13 | sashabugz: TIFU by making a joke about a guy’s dead mom
So basically this all took place on a discord server, and I was making a bunch of “your mom” jokes on there because I couldn’t think of anything original, and I’ll admit most of them were pretty stupid and unfunny.
But then this one guy decided to jump in and sa... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1641497893 | 1641535256 | t3_rxmyr0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Uriel_dArc_Angel: I NEED an update on what happened...
This story ended WAY too soon...
PrestigiousEase3320: Update: it is a FIREY orange at the roots, and brownish red at the ends? I wrapped the ends in tinfoil and left the roots uncovered but didn’t rinse anything off. I’ve los... | 4 | 4 | |
1641497993 | 1641572965 | t3_rxn06d | t5_2to41 | 550 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TekkerJohn: As long as you two are being "honest", tell her she owes you $50 (or whatever) for the sweater. Tell her it has cum on it. When someone ruins your stuff after borrowing it you tell them. Don't be a doormat.
Beatmytofu: I second that. I mean sure it can be washed but wa... | 7 | 78.571429 | |
1641498526 | 1641523153 | t3_rxn7jc | t5_2to41 | 623 | drillbit47: TIFU by asking my son for a kiss
I [30F] was putting my son [1.5y] to bed this evening and recently he's started giving us kisses which is obviously THE BEST, particularly because we leave it to be his decision i.e. "can mummy have a kiss?" If he says no, it's a no, so it's very special when he says yes.
H... | 17 | 36.647059 | |
1641498625 | 1641507262 | t3_rxn8w6 | t5_2to41 | 78 | ToesInHiding: TIFU by calling my husband’s new boss a jabroni, because I thought it meant something totally different
Happened this morning and I’m still cringing.
I swear you guys, I thought it was “Gymbroni.” Like a person who’s in really good shape and goes to the gym a lot. I saw it as a mild compliment. Didn’t k... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1641499833 | 1641583032 | t3_rxnpxt | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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twohedwlf: This isn't a TIFU, this is a TIFWB.
CrashworthCortexI: What does that stand for?
twohedwlf: Today I Friend With Benefits.
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1641500622 | 1641503680 | t3_rxo0gj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Shiny_Larvesta: I'm sorry you got hurt. The cat probably has never been punished or corrected after biting. what you did may have been effective, but...if that would have been me, and my cat, I would've torn you to pieces. Just, a friendly warning to be careful with other people's... | 3 | 1 | |
1641502074 | 1641563893 | t3_rxojy6 | t5_2to41 | 65 | thr0wawayyyy12786: TIFU by accidentally shredding my pubic area to pieces
I am pregnant and in my third trimester. I can’t even see my feet, so my vagina is a long lost memory to me.
Today whilst laying in the bath, I randomly decided that after four months of not shaving down there, NOW was the time. I applied absolu... | 13 | 5 | |
1641504703 | 1641563784 | t3_rxpjlp | t5_2to41 | 94 | Das_pest: TIFU by almost killing myself with Tea.
Barely any subs to post this on but today I almost killed myself with tea.
So I had a metal work project restoring an old axe head for fun and I was looking into methods to stain the metal black.
I came across a method involving using tea bags in water that stains t... | 13 | 7.230769 | |
1641505138 | 1641526045 | t3_rxppjp | t5_2to41 | 54 | West_Sector_666: TIFU by eating maggot infested goldfish. And a Snickers bar.
Ok, so it wasn't today. But I felt like this would be a good story to share.
So, I lived with my parents in Georgia (I was about 14, I think). My parents liked to go to auctions, and see what they had. Not really to buy anything. I decided ... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1641505551 | 1641610628 | t3_rxpv6t | t5_2to41 | 27,789 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheFacey: Imagine if she had sent them with strictly professional intentions, and you responded to her in a sexual way… The fallout would have been disastrous.
You did nothing wrong. Your instincts were very respectful.
KoalaKommander: The only mistake OP made was not having clea... | 14 | 1,984.928571 | |
1641507153 | 1641537735 | t3_rxqgqb | t5_2to41 | 126 | zenocrate: TIFU by telling a stranger about my vaginal infection
Obligatory caveat that this happened about 3.5 years ago, when I was pregnant with my first. Tagging nsfw even though it literally happened to someone at work.
Pregnancy is a beautiful and miraculous phenomenon which throws your hormones completely out o... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1641507824 | 1641572372 | t3_rxqpll | t5_2to41 | 17 | tifu9205: TIFU by walking in on my brother and his girlfriend getting steamy.
Made a throwaway account to protect my privacy.
Let me start with some background. I live with my family composed of my parent and brothers. Additionally, one of those brothers just so happens to have a girlfriend that also lives with us. I ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1641508768 | 1641514078 | t3_rxr2m1 | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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randomgendoggo: This is called theft and it is illegal and unethical.
iKilledBrandon: Actually I think it's technically called fraud and he's an idiot, but it's also theft. There's multiple charges they can get him on here. Why would you try to steal 3.5k at once? Fuck, kids are g... | 4 | 12 | |
1641508737 | 1641510328 | t3_rxr269 | t5_2to41 | 36 | LzTz: TIFU by ignoring the sound of glass breaking
This happened yesterday and I am sooo mad at myself.
I work full remote and as every morning I struggle to wake up and I hit the snooze button endlessly.
Half-dreaming I hear some glass breaking sound coming from my garden. I stand up and look at my phone : 8h30 Am.... | 3 | 12 | |
1641510509 | 1641581414 | t3_rxrqc4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Treeninja1999: TIFU by fixing my hood
So to start, I had to jump my companies truck this morning and I forgot to latch the hood back in place, so I pulled off the road to fix it about half way into my 2 hour trip. As I went to leave, my wheels started spinning, and now my truck is stuck in the snow. I called my boss an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1641515675 | 1641610738 | t3_rxto7s | t5_2to41 | 148 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my son according to my wife.
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Ti5h-_-: Maybe leave your abusive wife?! That’s scary shit.
Specialist-Sand8964: I've thought about it to be honest.
Ajwuvsu: Is your wife abusive dude? In all seriousness, if she is, it's time to leave. If she isn't letting you discipline your son, but ... | 14 | 10.571429 | |
1641519134 | 1641534641 | t3_rxuxud | t5_2to41 | 30 | GWthrowawaypt: TIFU by mentioning /r/gonewild to a chill girl i was getting to know for a couple days now
This happened just now.
I was on a dating website and found this amazing girl I've been talking to recently (she's from my small town and its pretty hard to find anyone here). We were talking about which subred... | 3 | 10 | |
1641519467 | 1641519761 | t3_rxv27l | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SonicSymbiot: Probably the worst TIFU post I’ve read so far
idktryagain123: Right?! How is this not on the news yet! I couldn’t even fathom. OP is the realist OG.
salteedog007: Well, that post didn’t last long…
idktryagain123: It was too traumatic. After all he is a 7th grader in ... | 5 | 1.8 |
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