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monirom: For future reference there are reputable businesses that will buy your gift card online. https://www.cardcash.com
Joshuapb: I have never seen that webpage, have you tried it before? Do they deliver you the gift card and is it legit?
monirom: It's legit. Been around since ... | 5 | 3 | |
1641520846 | 1641565227 | t3_rxvk7d | t5_2to41 | 38 | rooligan13: TIFU by letting my wife borrow my work pants and not peeing at a gas station
So, this fuckup began last night. Our apartment complex recently got new washers and dryers for the laundry room, however when we went to use them, they weren't hooked up yet. My wife (who works as a maid) was worried because she w... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1641524360 | 1641541823 | t3_rxwry6 | t5_2to41 | 6,307 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mathheadinc: Your anger and rage masks your underlying fear(s). Get to the bottom of THAT and there may still be hope for you and maybe your marriage.
SmartBar88: Former therapist here. THIS is usually the source of anger and rage. Not to be too glib or Yoda sounding, but maybe se... | 11 | 573.363636 | |
1641522551 | 1641559638 | t3_rxw5ok | t5_2to41 | 126 | TheByteQueen: TIFU by going through with the nuclear option on my bowels
(Might be NSFW though idk)
It all started on what appeared to be just your average day. It was around 5 PM eastern standard time; the sun had just set (as it does during these fine winter months). There I was, watching a movie in my freetime. A n... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1641525634 | 1641570554 | t3_rxx8ab | t5_2to41 | 7,726 | [deleted]: TIFU by researching my husbands genealogy and finding out we’re distant cousins
My husband and I have been married for over a year now. We met on Facebook through a friend somehow. We became friends and remained in touch for about a year, and later found that we both have family roots in Oklahoma. We got to ... | 12 | 643.833333 | |
1641531403 | 1641652317 | t3_rxz5p0 | t5_2to41 | 86 | PeaDramatic1541: TIFU by asking a man if he wanted a hummer
This was not today, but during the time hummer trucks came out. I was working at a fast food place, which decided asking if someone wanted a boy or girl toy should no longer be allowed. We needed to ask if they wanted a ____. Such a if we had Barbie we should ... | 6 | 14.333333 | |
1641531644 | 1641533763 | t3_rxz8qo | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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1selfharm: How I met your grandma
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bruhiminsane: The last time we talked about the whole situation, I ended the discussion with, "I had to assert dominance. First impressions matter!" Ironically, I would not have been asserting dominance if she tazed me, but it would have bee... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1641535721 | 1641539593 | t3_ry0hqn | t5_2to41 | 3,426 | Lonely_Virgin_Man: TIFU By chewing on my fathers Cock Ring
TIFU by Chewing on my fathers Cock Ring
This happened few years ago. I am 23 Now. I was in my parents room when I was 13 and at the time I had terrible ADHD so I would always chew on pen caps and anything Plastic. I would spend a lot of time in their room beca... | 8 | 428.25 | |
1641536007 | 1641536696 | t3_ry0kro | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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_m0s_: Your real fu is the conclusion you drew from this experience.
theinvisiblecats: ?
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1641536640 | 1641837828 | t3_ry0r68 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PoopyPogy: 11 is young but a bit sad to be shaming her for her curiosity by telling her it's bad to be looking at.
throwaway5629292: So would you say that I should have… encouraged her to look at porn at 11? She wasn’t even a teenager 💀 barely a preteen
marlobansfield: Just mind ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1641537261 | 1641636603 | t3_ry0xh8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | guywithnolifeimagine: TIFU by not using deodorant before going to school.
As I am writing this I am sweating hard and of course it smells. I always use deodorant but how the hell did I manage to forget? How do you even forget?
I woke up at 6 AM and like any other school day, I was very tired. I have a bus at 7 AM and ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1641537201 | 1641540470 | t3_ry0wv9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | BusinessAmbitious415: TIFU by accidentally self inducing hypothermia
I know, I know, how do you accidentally give yourself hypothermia? The short answer is a grave lack of common sense.
This was a number of years ago when I was a teenager.
I’m quite allergic to wasp, hornets and yellow jacket stings to the point of n... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1641538425 | 1641562762 | t3_ry18qb | t5_2to41 | 68 | ShadowKraata: Tifu by bringing a Tinder date to my friends party
So, I meet this girl on Tinder, and we hang out for a bit and she seems cool, so I ask her if she wants to come to my friends new year party. She says yes, I bring her over, and things go fine at first. She gets along super well with the girls, and I’m ch... | 4 | 17 | |
1641539035 | 1641555834 | t3_ry1eoe | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU a simple marketplace sale and it’s causing marital issues.
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Miaoumi: Irresponsible buyer. Not to mention impatient husband. Though personally I don't think you should be upset with anyone as it's not a huge deal. Sure it's wasted time and gas for the buyer but I imagine your husband might have ... | 5 | 2 | |
1641539639 | 1641542752 | t3_ry1k59 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jphamlore: At multiple points you could have ended this yourself, but you eventually left it in the hands of your husband to handle.
This isn't hating conflict. This is refusing to take responsibility.
Perhaps when things are more settled in current events, take a class or ta... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1641547368 | 1641569570 | t3_ry3h6g | t5_2to41 | 100 | devoirz: TIFU by thinking I'm alone at work
So this actually just happened, and I currently just want to crawl under my desk and stay there for the remainder of the day in shame. English is not my first language, so excuse me for my grammar.
I work as a receptionist at a big office facility and been doing so for about... | 4 | 25 | |
1641545442 | 1641597925 | t3_ry303w | t5_2to41 | 758 | Simple_Juice8937: TIFU by reading r/tifu.
I've just recently been removed from a nearly 2 year relationship, (great start to the new year I know) It was kind of expected as things had been a little rocky for a while. I've being doing okay though, Still getting on with life and I have the dogs with me so I'm grateful f... | 4 | 189.5 | |
1641549321 | 1641598845 | t3_ry3ytn | t5_2to41 | 66 | ahsfanboy: TIFU by joining a video call while in the toilet
I had an online college class at home. The classes are done through Google Meets. I wanted to go to the toilet and I knew I would take at least 10 minutes, because I had been constipated so i took my phone with me. I sat on the toilet and decided to join the ... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1641553311 | 1641574296 | t3_ry4yq1 | t5_2to41 | 318 | AdTough3442: TIFU singing 'Happy Birthday' on a conference call...
It's barely 2022 and I already have a new low in terms of social awkwardness.
Today I joined a call that's being recorded for an OOO colleague I like. The host of the call mentions that said colleague has been off celebrating over weekend, and I, spur ... | 5 | 63.6 | |
1641551061 | 1641647348 | t3_ry4ebu | t5_2to41 | 218 | ArtIsAnalMayonnaise: TIFU by accidentally stealing an another guy's wallet on an international flight.
TIFU, but obligatory 'not today' disclaimer. This happened in November 2019, just before the world went to hell in a handcart. I was with my girlfriend in Singapore to watch the U2 Joshua Tree concert as it was the cl... | 4 | 54.5 | |
1641565389 | 1641569008 | t3_ry8hpl | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a guy if he liked me
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Paganaidd: This is not your fu. The disrespect is coming from him
So, he runs another guy off because he's jealous,.but he already has a gf? What are you supposed to be, the reserve booty call? So he can cheat without consequences?
He is treating you like a pie... | 3 | 0 | |
1641569014 | 1641569889 | t3_ry9ujy | t5_2to41 | 13 | missedopportunity84: TIFU by constantly having weak ass game
As long as I can remember, I’ve had a lot of insecurity issues and around high school developed some pretty crippling social anxiety. Lately I’ve been working really hard on overcoming this and putting myself out there.
Recently I hit it off with an old frie... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1641569491 | 1641612499 | t3_rya133 | t5_2to41 | 26,140 | Whysocomplicat3d: TIFU by taking high dose vitamin d for over a month at night..
I am living in a country where a lack of vitamin d is quite common, especially now in winter. Plus I have chronicall illnesses and have to take medication which is also a huge vitamin robber. My levels are still very low despite taking it ... | 23 | 1,136.521739 | |
1641570440 | 1641573800 | t3_ryadsc | t5_2to41 | 17 | ChaoticForkingGood: TIFU by getting a famous singer angry
Obligatory "this didn't happen today". In fact, this happened (holy shit!) 20+ years ago. I was 17.
I was both on the newspaper and the varsity choir. We had lots of 2nd sopranos, but 2 first sopranos, including me. I got a lot of solos, just because I could go... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1641571549 | 1641571955 | t3_ryat3y | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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therealfatmike: Booze and meds are a bad combo man, good thing you were retired from the guard. That would have looked terrible.
whippersnapperguy: You're right. I went from good to not good fast.
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1641571859 | 1641577829 | t3_ryaxgq | t5_2to41 | 105 | airmind97: TIFU by confusing my gf with another girl
I came to my gf's place after work today (she lives with her family, but usually there is only her brother and her around there).
I enter the living room, they were sitting there drinking coffee and watching TV as they usually do, I greet their dog (priorities hehe)... | 5 | 21 | |
1641572161 | 1641692996 | t3_ryb1sm | t5_2to41 | 3,757 | Ruadhan2300: TIFU by implying my wife was overweight
My Wife has a chronic shoulder injury which prevents her from lifting and carrying heavy objects, so I, loving skinny nerd of a husband that I am, generally take some pride in being helpful.
On a related note, both I and my wife have been on a major weight-loss kick... | 11 | 341.545455 | |
1641572042 | 1641574361 | t3_ryb03n | t5_2to41 | 48 | E34M20: TIFU by not pewping for almost a month
This happened to me years ago, and a reply by u/Antnee83 in an Ask Reddit thread made me remember it and finally take the time to write it down. No throwaways, tho I may live to regret that.. this is all me.
It all started with a herniated disc, which left me completely ... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1641575169 | 1641592713 | t3_ryc8iz | t5_2to41 | 138 | NoSatisfaction5200: TIFU by getting noticed by my TikTok crush
TIFU by being noticed by my TikTok crush
I….. this is very painful to type out.
So, there’s this guy on TikTok that I (24F) have a huge crush on. “Crush” is used pretty loosely here, I think he’s cute, love his content, etc.
Thing is, he has hundreds... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1641575732 | 1641579412 | t3_rycgjx | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwaway082100: TIFU by not changing my address on ebay
So this didnt technically happen today but I found out today. I moved out of my parents house for the second time a year and a half ago, and in that time I've been getting more in touch with myself and my morality. It's been one of the hardest things I've ever ha... | 4 | 3 | |
1641576622 | 1641660737 | t3_ryct5o | t5_2to41 | 103 | Korzaz: TIFU by having sex on a friend's couch
Me (23M) and my gf (19F) were hanging out at a friend's (Bob) place, smoking, drinking, etc. When he realized we didn't have a place to stay for the night, he offered us the couch, knowing exactly what we were gonna do. Needless to say, we did the deed and went to sleep po... | 7 | 14.714286 | |
1641576597 | 1641580975 | t3_rycsqe | t5_2to41 | 8 | Tolerant_Alien: TIFU by bottoms upping scotch
So, I read a post recently about a woman who drank her husband's expensive scotch with coke that he was saving as gift.
I was talking to it about my husband regarding what people in comment section were saying about how it was a crime to drink scotch after diluting.
He po... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1641578581 | 1641643891 | t3_rydl8g | t5_2to41 | 37 | AlphaNERDSolid: TIFU by releasing a buggy update to my app and preventing a city from writing up illegal parkers
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pslessard: This is waaaaay too much detail for anyone but a software engineer to be able to understand... But luckily I am one, and that was hilarious. Sounds like the real fuckup is your company n... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1641579350 | 1641588309 | t3_rydw5l | t5_2to41 | 292 | DramaGuy23: TIFU by training my dogs not to beg at the table
Note: this happened at Christmas, not actually today.
We don't like our dogs to beg for food at the table. When we are eating, we have a nice quilted dog spot for them about six feet behind the table, and we've trained them to politely lie there while we are... | 5 | 58.4 | |
1641579641 | 1641593248 | t3_rye0ee | t5_2to41 | 9 | biscoffdippedinmilk: TIFU by possibly getting a girl pregnant in 23 seconds
This happened last night. This woman (36) and I (32) met in person for the first time 4 months ago. We would meet occasionally for food and drinks and just to catch up on things.
I’ve always had a problem with pre ejaculation so I was alway... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1641580596 | 1641624114 | t3_ryee3f | t5_2to41 | 1,801 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a friend that I ran into his sister which led to him sharing his family's shame
I had a friend in middle school. Like we would do a ton of stuff together and I spent a ton of time at his house. He had a sister and one day his cousin moved in from another part of the country. Eventually this f... | 8 | 225.125 | |
1641581214 | 1647022410 | t3_ryemlk | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending 8 years getting an engineering degree just to graduate and realize I fucking hate my job and want to be doing something else.
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djkevinha90: Hey I hope you can see this comment as I tried messaging you but it didn't work.. I'm sure your last post has gotten you tons of responses and ... | 4 | 1 | |
1641581580 | 1641594263 | t3_ryerhj | t5_2to41 | 32 | the_lost_developer: TIFU by spending 8 years getting an engineering degree just to graduate and realize I fucking hate my career and want to be doing something else.
Spent 8 years pushing myself through college and sacrificing a lot to get my bachelors. After working 2 1/2 years I got laid off from work. In the couple ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1641581839 | 1641582407 | t3_ryev2n | t5_2to41 | 2 | alt-for-weird-things: TIFU By wanting to give my GF a facial
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artbyeffy: i'm so sorry for laughing, though it sounds to me y'all had a good laugh about it as well. ahaha
alt-for-weird-things: Yeah we laughed about it lol
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1641583747 | 1641597031 | t3_ryfmro | t5_2to41 | 179 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Phil_of_Sophie: “Nothing else happened afterward sadly, maybe I dodged a bullet.”
You didn’t know about her history of abuse, given, but that’s still a pretty shitty way of looking at the aftermath of that scenario.
reevelainen: That's definitely not so soft way to express it, bu... | 9 | 19.888889 | |
1641628124 | 1641683744 | t3_ryh61r | t5_2to41 | 10 | hayazi96: There's a labour shortage where you guys are? US ima guessing, fuck, take some of the people away from our country, there are so many people doing my type of work and taking all the jobs at a loss just to prove their a company, effectively fucking the actual viable work prices in the country, let alone the bu... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1641591375 | 1641591526 | t3_ryimvj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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all__my_S0rr0w: What the hell is CBT?
beefnoodle5280: Let’s pretend OP meant this:
https://trainingindustry.com/glossary/computer-based-training-cbt/
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1641592635 | 1641704122 | t3_ryj4nw | t5_2to41 | 115 | Key_Web_477: TIFU by being nice
TIFU by being nice. On a different sub a person was asking for ideas on how to eat for two days with $2. This person did not ask for money but I did message them asking if they had cash app. They replied yes and gave me the address. I sent $20 and never got a response. I wasn’t looking f... | 9 | 12.777778 | |
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no1toknow: Sometimes I read these posts and think I'm getting too old for reddit.
poppcorrn: Why you say thatv
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1641597780 | 1641599269 | t3_ryl3fo | t5_2to41 | 50 | a_n_o_n_1_2_3_4_5: TIFU when I lost my life savings (long)
This happened over the course of the last month, still on going I think? Lets start at the beginning. I am a very skeptical person by nature and am usually very cautious.
About a week before Thanksgiving was on tinder swiping right on whom ever tickled my fan... | 8 | 6.25 | |
1641597498 | 1641631156 | t3_rykzk3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BellyButtonFungus: You didn't fuck up. You had natural emotions.
JoHalley: Thanks, in hindsight maybe it wasn’t really a fuck up, at least not yet, it’s just the dissonance between emotions and expectations
BellyButtonFungus: I always wanted kids, but I also wanted to have my life... | 4 | 1 | |
1641598793 | 1641667570 | t3_rylgiu | t5_2to41 | 677 | ASMRenema: TIFU by sending my Airbnb host a picture of a man with a huge cock
Had a spot with my brother and my fiancé, along with my 1 year old son and meant to hit my brother with this glizzy. I forgot the last person I had texted was my host, who is a very nice and welcoming person who also was staying in a home he ... | 6 | 112.833333 | |
1641606821 | 1641836852 | t3_ryobde | t5_2to41 | 148 | coffeeonmycrotch: TIFU by being sloppy with technology [NSFW].
So this morning I was doing what most men do first thing in the morning, watching porn on my phone involving an incredibly verbally dominant top saying all manner of derogatory slurs to his bottom, such as; "you like that huh? You filthy little c\*m-sl\*... | 7 | 21.142857 | |
1641608130 | 1641609273 | t3_ryorrm | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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brybrybryguy: how was MacBeth
MoonageDayscream: She decided to just be overly dramatic irl instead.
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1641608292 | 1642206259 | t3_ryotkz | t5_2to41 | 12 | cuddlymistake: TIFU by telling a girl I had a date lined up with I had a dream about cuddling her
This happened New Years Eve.
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A few weeks ago I met a wonderful woman on Hinge. We hit it off, similar senses of humour, interests, both of us putting effort into the conversations, and lived \*somewhat\* clo... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1641609295 | 1641610045 | t3_ryp5lh | t5_2to41 | 10 | ejsfsc07: TIFU by prank calling, throwing an apple at the paparazzi, and waking up.
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nosnevenaes: Tifu by reading this
ejsfsc07: OH shoot! did I type this all out? I didn't mean to....
nosnevenaes: Its ok we can still be friends
ejsfsc07: Thank you. A friend or two wouldn’t hurt. I am not a celebrity unfortuna... | 5 | 2 | |
1641609078 | 1641611712 | t3_ryp2wy | t5_2to41 | 11 | PokemonSoldier: TIFU by not removing a can of soda from my mini-fridge
Technically this was an ‘over time’ event, but because the consequences occurred today, I think it counts as ‘today’.
So, a few months back, I’d put a can of Cherry Pepsi in my mini fridge in my man-cave, and not gotten to drinking it (not a fan of... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1641612632 | 1642084839 | t3_ryq87v | t5_2to41 | 6,798 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rosey991: He isnt allowed to forbid you the car if it’s in your name
throw-movingout: It’s in his name. I just gave him the money to buy it for me lol
Rosey991: Ahh… bad choice.
throw-movingout: He wouldn’t let me buy it on my own
Rosey991: He can’t forbid you to buy something in ... | 19 | 357.789474 | |
1641611521 | 1641739433 | t3_rypw0n | t5_2to41 | 28 | creepy_pie31: TIFU by frightening the postman at work.
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AcanthopterygiiFun16: Why are you writing like a 12 year old in English class.
creepy_pie31: Trying to meet the 750 characters rule. And I like to write
astonishedplant: I thought it was written well...
creepy_pie31: Thanks. I’m glad I won’t have to make ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1641613701 | 1641630055 | t3_ryqk9p | t5_2to41 | 16 | RatchetHatchet: TIFU by eating a charcuterie board.
Currently living through my fuck up. I really struggle with remembering to eat in the days and end up binge eating at night. It's something I have been trying to change and I have been experimenting with different ways to build habits that work for me.
I have been t... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1641614064 | 1641614688 | t3_ryqogl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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yecatsgee: It’s a lot more common than you may think. We have the Ring app where people can alert their “neighbors” to events. There’s constantly people saying they heard gunshots when it’s always (so far) just fireworks.
Fredward-Gruntbuggly: That's actually a cool feature! Now I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1641613967 | 1641687281 | t3_ryqndw | t5_2to41 | 25 | pilltree: TIFU by seasoning a cast iron and thinking I was going to die
This did happen today. Typed on mobile, forgive spelling/formatting errors.
I've been recovering from covid and I'm almost back to normal. Being bored from isolation I decided to be productive and tidy up the house. I noticed my cast iron pan was ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1641614973 | 1641667793 | t3_ryqz0n | t5_2to41 | 252 | Cyric420: TIFU by saying "she's alive!"
Obligatory posting on mobile etc, though this did happen today.
I work as an in home mental health practitioner. I have quite a few clients that struggle with answering their phone due to mental illness, having their phone turned off for non payment, and a whole host of other ... | 4 | 63 | |
1641616013 | 1642003496 | t3_ryra5h | t5_2to41 | 5,591 | nwormser: TIFU by using a useless air purifier every night for 5 years
I've had asthma for about a decade now, but it's never been a big issue aside from sleeping. I have no idea why it hits so hard in my bed specifically, but for years I have woken up wheezing and coughing up phlegm. I live in an old house that produc... | 13 | 430.076923 | |
1641616275 | 1641617824 | t3_ryrcw2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rbd89: It depends, what did you use to send the message? If it was a text, no you can't unsend it, you could on Instagram. Best thing to do would probably be to apologize and explain, how bad was the message?
NippleSalsa: Pretty much word for word what I out on here. I'll just tel... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1641617752 | 1641624126 | t3_ryrsll | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Redskull9099: Use some soap
[deleted]: I tried. I thought of it a little late though.
lbrector: You were cleaning cum off your face and didn’t think to use soap?
Toopster906: Did you not see the part where he said he’s 19 years old?
lbrector: I’m sorry does soap not exist for peop... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
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kerodon: Bro you're fucked. The issue is not with the skin contact, the issue is with the fibers getting in your eyes and inhales into the lungs as they become airborne. You should ABSOLUTELY see a specialist asap.
Danny_ODevin: Getting checked out would be a good idea. Although u... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1641622937 | 1641623667 | t3_rytbjo | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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twohedwlf: So, what was wrong with the headphones?
Alek547: the old headphones have a bad receiver and microphone too
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1641621942 | 1641627431 | t3_ryt1n0 | t5_2to41 | 21 | reevelainen: TIFU by relasing a kinky post on my FB wall instead of in the group for kinky people
Gonna follow the rule by telling this happened like s years ago, when I didn't know about TIFU. I'm a single 34M living in a small town in small country, and like most little towns, there really isn't single ladies in here... | 3 | 7 | |
1641626843 | 1641707255 | t3_ryubnz | t5_2to41 | 22 | SmolWarlock: TIFU by using the bathroom.
So I just finished solving this problem. (On mobile so forgive possible fuck ups in formatting)
So I was on the toilet taking a nice casual poop. Just browsing Reddit and drinking a beer. It was a bit odd and sticky incase your wondering. S... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1641626002 | 1641631296 | t3_ryu49x | t5_2to41 | 24 | jalapeno2000: TIFU by being useless in a first grade classroom
Note: this did not happen today, this happened in 2019 . Just thought of it and had to share.
So when I was in high school, as a senior we had this ‘A+ tutoring’ program. To my understanding if you participated in it , it looked good on college applicati... | 3 | 8 | |
1641629690 | 1642199304 | t3_ryv0q5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU with my chic four fault of a famn fish
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dethkon: Get flower four her!!
Danted_42: She doesn't like flowers, but yes, i'll give her some gift when i'll see her again, if that ever happen :/
dethkon: SEND XHOKLATE MAKE CARD GOOD
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1641631356 | 1643012266 | t3_ryveg1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Loverofbrownies: TIFU by wishing a friend happy birthday on the wrong day
This just happened on a WhatsApp group with 30 people. We're all close friends and family. I usually don't message on the group because it makes me anxious.
I did it last night, while drunk, thinking it was the right day (I keep a note in my pho... | 3 | 4 | |
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eowynnord: Always stretch after workouts.
AdExcellent925: In my experience stretching after a workout doesn't do much, atleast in powerlifting. Might work for smaller muscle groups tho
eowynnord: Yes, especially the abs. That area you worked on, needs to be stretched. I suggest do... | 4 | 3 | |
1641642854 | 1641653845 | t3_ryy8ba | t5_2to41 | 12 | Moonpatt: TIFU by trying to melt frozen chicken
So I (F23) just moved out from my parents' house (where I live it's a normal thing for young people to live with their parents until they get married) I've been living alone for a month now and had some accidents trying to adjust to being an adult and having responsibilit... | 11 | 1.090909 | |
1641644180 | 1641681659 | t3_ryylef | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DCL_JD: If only being engaged had anything to do with the story itself. Congratulations anyways!
50pencepeace: I'm not sure I follow this?
DCL_JD: Take out the sentence, "Well yesterday he decided to pop the question!"
Read the story again. Was the story significantly altered by ... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1641633544 | 1641945140 | t3_ryvx5u | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ummmyeeppp: TIFU by trusting a semi-broken stall lock
so let me set the scene: I'm a junior in a public high school (about 2,000 students), I get out of class 3 min before the bell, I rush to the closest bathroom cause I really have to poop. So I enter the handicap bathroom stall (as I have my service dog with me and n... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1641651876 | 1641745521 | t3_rz0yy2 | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my undocumented son’s passport
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GabrielRic12: I really want to give you a hug I know how hard it must be like the guy told you to contact the place do it and tell them what happened
Can you keep us updated I want to see everything went right
Otherwise_Client6747: Yes I will! I talke... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1641652263 | 1641683649 | t3_rz13lt | t5_2to41 | 16 | Olderthangod: TIFU a kiss on the cheek for my CEO
Well, this happened about 3 years ago. I was an intern at this firm. Which the office culture was fun, there were parties A LOT (about once or twice a week) and if we didn't party for that week CEO would just call us in her room and we'd just drink and chat there.
Abo... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1641654239 | 1641664087 | t3_rz1sg4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | FlyForABeeGuy: TIFU by being a goof and not ordering a spare male contraception (Androswitch)
So since this summer we decided with my girlfriend to switch contraception from her to me. Why? Because the pill is messing with her hormones, her body and especially her fragile skin (she even had to take accutane for a momen... | 4 | 3 | |
1641657293 | 1641700602 | t3_rz2vz7 | t5_2to41 | 26 | TheLegendJohnSnow: TIFU by reading The Chive
Well this is about as close to real-time as a TIFU can get. Last summer we got our kids a hamster. He was a cute white hamster, not the friendliest hamster ever but he was enjoyed by the kids. A few days after Christmas I went to feed him and he didn't crawl out of his hamst... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1641657858 | 1641679846 | t3_rz342n | t5_2to41 | 7,984 | Mattoon13: TIFU by gambling on a 50/50 and losing
Obligatory this happened yesterday.
I was sitting in a zoom meeting and hadn’t eaten anything all day. I felt my stomach rumbling and felt the need to fart. However, I also felt something solid moving as I was spreading my cheeks to silently fart in a meeting that I wa... | 9 | 887.111111 | |
1641659901 | 1641661972 | t3_rz3uty | t5_2to41 | 41 | Lost_Recording: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she gets snot all over us at nights
Obligatory; I love my wife-to-be dearly.
Context: Before her, I wasn't too big on cuddling but she's really cuddly and idk I've grown to love sleeping and cuddling with her; she also has terrible allergies and is VERY easily grossed out ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1641660342 | 1641764325 | t3_rz40ps | t5_2to41 | 5 | The_Fluffy_Riachu: TIFU by accidentally eating cheese that went bad
So I was tired and hungry last night and I thought that cheese would be the most suitable snack. I marched to the fridge and grabbed by prize and skipped happily back to my room.
It was a little while later and I was a few slices in and I tasted som... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1641659143 | 1641855735 | t3_rz3ky3 | t5_2to41 | 38 | whoismrjeff: TIFU by clogging the residence floor bathroom for almost a week
Obligatory this didn’t happen today. I’m on a throw away account
I have a history of dropping some massive logs… I actually had a version of the pop knife just for me growing up ( we used a large screw driver ).
I was living on my college ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1641662033 | 1641779071 | t3_rz4ny6 | t5_2to41 | 9,220 | Helloimanonymoose: TIFU but outing my mom as a drug addict to my whole graduating class.
Obligatory this actually happened in 2009. 13 years ago(holy fuck that was longer ago than I thought.) but I still cringe from it randomly throughout my life but mostly at night when I’m trying to sleep.
So for some context. I we... | 10 | 922 | |
1641662714 | 1641663585 | t3_rz4x9o | t5_2to41 | 18 | KamikazeChief: TIFU by giving my mum the same £200 Amazon voucher two Christmasses in a row then suggested she had forgotten she added it when Amazon was showing the code had already been used
I always like to have around £1500 worth of amazon gift codes in an encrypted text file. I have done this since 2014 and all th... | 3 | 6 | |
1641667325 | 1641667582 | t3_rz6ow2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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killemslowly: First world problems
Tarute: Yea, it really is, but still kinda funny to me. Is it appropriate for this sub?
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1641671419 | 1641748765 | t3_rz89eo | t5_2to41 | 142 | PhantaZm-: TIFU by showing Reddit to my date making my friend think I'm a predator.
This fuck-up happened about 6 months ago, but I only became aware of how much of a fuck up it was yesterday.
So basically in March of last year my ex and I broke up. It was a pretty hard breakup, so I wasn't really looking into going ... | 7 | 20.285714 | |
1641670965 | 1641745916 | t3_rz83ft | t5_2to41 | 66 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by letting my sense of humor lose a job I hadn’t even started yet
Like probably all of you, I’m finding myself in need of a second job to make ends meet. I applied at Bashas to work in the bakery department. This was long enough ago to have been a competitive job to get. I met with the manager... | 8 | 8.25 | |
1641675008 | 1641677565 | t3_rz9mu9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Substantial-Lemon383: TIFU by shooting my shot at my friend’s mom and horribly getting rejected
So i wanna keep this kinda short. I was feeling bold and decided to shoot a text at my friend’s mom at 2am today saying “So…. You tryna get your back blown out?” Then i sent a separate text saying “Just being open with it” a... | 8 | 0.375 | |
1641675107 | 1641721412 | t3_rz9ofn | t5_2to41 | 17 | I_Am_Falcorn: TIFU by having no conviction for my million dollar idea
Howdy all!
So, in typical TIFU fashion, this TIFU technically happened last night. However, it was not just a single event.... it was a chain of events, or lack thereof, that culminated in the realization that I had let a million dollar idea slip th... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1641676194 | 1641712391 | t3_rza3ee | t5_2to41 | 3,138 | WheremypeepsAt: TIFU by telling my partner sex with her was not the key to the universe
So this happened about an hour ago. My partner and I have been together for a few years, and in that time we've had our ups and downs (I mean what relationship doesnt, am I right?)
So anyways, it must be noted that my part er has ... | 13 | 241.384615 | |
1641676546 | 1641683189 | t3_rza8c2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Soup_Sensitive: If the relationship was based on a lie, it never was a relationship.
affenage: I don’t think that means what you think it means. The relationship wasn’t based on the fact he was 20.
Soup_Sensitive: I dont think you read what I said. If it's predicated on a lie, it... | 8 | 3 | |
1641676197 | 1641709188 | t3_rza3fm | t5_2to41 | 871 | _Ennn: TIFU by fixing a damaged desk with ramen.
This happened over a year ago, but I decided to finally share it.
I was sitting at my desk, in between rounds of a video game and waiting for it to start. I started tapping a screwdriver against the desk to keep myself occupied (first mistake.) Now, the problem was ... | 8 | 108.875 | |
1641678342 | 1641715274 | t3_rzawm6 | t5_2to41 | 1,822 | jalapenoprick: TIFU by fingering my girlfriend after chopping chilies
Tonight I decided to suprise my girlfriend with our favourite meal for dinner, namely carnitas with all the accoutrements, including my very spicy guacamole. Naturally this included chopping some jalapenos...
After enjoying our dinner and having a f... | 6 | 303.666667 | |
1641678727 | 1641682925 | t3_rzb1sx | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MatterStream: TIFU by reading this post.
Valogrid: Me too, like wtf did I even read?
DemonGokuto: What did it say? It got taken down
Edit: nvm, I used unddit and wtf did I just read
Valogrid: Something about his INFANT DAUGHTER signing "MORE" after he inserted a rectal thermomete... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1641678000 | 1641810150 | t3_rzarzn | t5_2to41 | 77 | ShannonW5x: TIFU by being blind
So this happened about half an hour ago.
I am fully blind, this normally isn’t important but it is for me to tell this story.
Last week I went shopping and one of the things I got was some ready rolled pizza dough.
I put my toppings on, chicken and pepperoni if you were wondering, and ... | 3 | 25.666667 | |
1641677691 | 1641741434 | t3_rzanxg | t5_2to41 | 40,421 | [deleted]: TIFU by gag gifting my daughter
Found out today this humorous chain of events - well humorous depending on where you are in the chain.
I saw a month or so ago that someone bought a box of ferrero rocher chocolate and wrapped Brussel sprouts in the wrappers so I did this to my daughter. I unwrapped each piec... | 13 | 3,109.307692 | |
1641680137 | 1641865447 | t3_rzbl4n | t5_2to41 | 18 | 5Beans6: TIFU by comparing my Indian friend to a cookie.
This actually happened 6 or 7 years ago. I was in Boy Scouts and my troops Scout Master at the time was leading a few of the kids in the troop through the creation of a Lego Mindstorm robot that we would be entering into a local competition.
We would all meet at... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1641681477 | 1641685329 | t3_rzc3k0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | pasmg: TIFU by finding a naked photo of my dad
This evening I decided to take a trip down memory lane and go through my dad's facebook since I hadn't done it in a while. I do it sometimes, but never go far down, usually stop around \~2015 because before that it's all just politics, or so I thought.
I remembered it bei... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1641682749 | 1641683227 | t3_rzckpp | t5_2to41 | 61 | Skaiar: TIFU by putting something in my ear which really shouldn't go in ears
So yesterday I woke up and I had a bit of a blockage in my ears. This isn't unusual for me, but it was a bit more bothersome than usual and I couldn't easily clear it. I was struggling to hear out of it so I did the first stupid thing and dec... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1641684928 | 1641740369 | t3_rzdf5i | t5_2to41 | 713 | AlmightyJello: TIFU by serving a cold cup of "Covid"
I work for a coffee place (you probably know the one). Someone comes in, orders a Chai tea, no problem. So I'm making the tea while me and my coworker chat. They're telling me about how they came in the other day to get a covid booster shot (our coffee place is insid... | 4 | 178.25 | |
1641686483 | 1641687923 | t3_rze0lw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by threatening suicide if guy I liked continues to be dishonest about his feelings for me
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GuidancePrevious7461: Maybe he preferred you to her, maybe she was jealous. You threatened suicide, he dumps his girlfriend for you and you wonder why he checks up on you?
boradix984: He could be worried ... | 4 | 1 | |
1641683513 | 1641691588 | t3_rzcw39 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Routine_Associate_39: TIFU ITS A BUTT ONE
Tifu edit not today butt you will get the idea.
Me and the wife were having sexy time. Now we have been married along time 17 years and life and things tend to get in the way of sexy times, so when we do have time we go full throttle. I e squeeze as much fun from the act as po... | 3 | 1 |
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