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1641688979 | 1641692187 | t3_rzexi6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Keenan95: Proof?
Icy-Phrase-8859: Bruh do you want a picture of my mom mid birth or somethin? Because that's all I got
Keenan95: The paternity test?
Icy-Phrase-8859: It's pointless now, Reddit deleted my story. I swear, Reddit has gotten soft.
unjusticiable: Let’s see the paternit... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1641689119 | 1641689491 | t3_rzez8k | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing how deepthroat works
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AcrobaticSource3: The second hole isn’t visible until after the first deepthroat. Until then, it is covered by a throat hymen
Big_Gouf: The elusive Thymen
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1641691243 | 1641692051 | t3_rzfprz | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a baby name my friend was considering
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billylittledick: They definitely won't be colin you with good news when the babies born
Pharmacienne123: 🤣🤣🤣
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1641692787 | 1641702790 | t3_rzg8q9 | t5_2to41 | 51 | ChickWithAnAttitude: TIFU by asking my ex husband to hook up ice maker in new fridge
Ok so not today, but I got a new fridge and wanted the ice maker installed. My ex husband did a lot of my maintenance and offered to do this too.
Pretty simple job as fridge was directly over hot water heater with water line to tap ... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1641692840 | 1641730213 | t3_rzg9d9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | MrLambNugget: TIFU by not turning off YouTube autoplay
This literally happened 10 minutes ago and I am pissed, so I had to write it somewhere
I had a great evening. I was at my friend's place, we played guitar, had a couple of beers and pizza. Then I came home and decided to take a shower. It was quite late, so I didn... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1641694226 | 1641772614 | t3_rzgqns | t5_2to41 | 179 | saywhatsaywhatsaywut: TIFU by making a fictional character die from an STD
When I was young (7-9), I wrote a little ‘romance novel’ for my mom, in this cute little heart-shaped notebook I had. My mom loved to read and I was a pretty avid reader/writer myself. We also had an awesome collection of encyclopedias that I ad... | 6 | 29.833333 | |
1641697329 | 1641701998 | t3_rzhqdo | t5_2to41 | 50 | Leodegan__Ens: TIFU by eating sugar free candy.
We had some sugar free candy in the house, and my mom told me to throw it out because it was expired. I figured that, since candy really doesn't go bad very quickly, I'd eat some instead. I ate 3 Werther's Original sugar free soft caramels, and this proved to be the worst... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1641697976 | 1641699184 | t3_rzhxnh | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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theedgeofoblivious: You called her your wife and you called her your girlfriend.
And then after I posted this, you edited the word "wife" out of your post.
theedgeofoblivious: And then you posted a response to my post, but it got massively downvoted, so you deleted it.
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1641699290 | 1641876658 | t3_rzicdf | t5_2to41 | 17 | staffidaffi: TIFU by not having money to pay rent
I went to pay online and found out I have no funds. This is due to me not being financially literate and suffering from ADHD and depression untreated for years . I actually spent almost a decade looking for a psychiatrist or a neurologist to officially diagnose me, b... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1641699946 | 1641700712 | t3_rzijsn | t5_2to41 | 18 | IAmGeneralEggplant: TIFU by revealing my dick length to my family
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Moebius17: Why does this read like Goodfellas scene lmao
Gloomy_Future_248: How is this d*ck funny? Funny like a clown?
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1641700584 | 1641701956 | t3_rziqqd | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Galvanizedheart: Have you told her exactly what you just said here on this post?
PlatinumRaptor95: Yup, but unfortunately she just has really bad trust issues.
Galvanizedheart: Well similar things have happened to me before. I personally get mad when I'm accused of something I act... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1641705357 | 1641753643 | t3_rzk6t5 | t5_2to41 | 160 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GargantuanSoup69: what the fuck
Floppacino: What an awful day to open Reddit, have eyes, be able to read and all that.
The whole story reeks of some shitpost
majinmiata: it is, this guy constantly post his "sex" stories on reddit
Sad_Calligrapher_578: I mean she only put 2 and t... | 8 | 20 | |
1641705742 | 1641706712 | t3_rzkate | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Uriel_dArc_Angel: Just, oof dude...OOF...
Case study in why you should always be honest and up front with those you care for...
RaidenGZT: Yeah it definitely put me in a kinda weird mindset I didn't think possible, but your 100 percent right, the worst shit always comes from lyin... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1641709095 | 1641745515 | t3_rzl708 | t5_2to41 | 126 | hanabishi_recca: TIFU by enabling 2FA incorrectly while high and losing my account of 10 years.
So I took 2 edibles, had dinner, then watched “This Is The End”. (Great film by the way lol).
Sometime later as I’m going to browse Reddit, I was like “ok, 2fa sounds cool so let’s do this”. I started the process but missed... | 9 | 14 | |
1641709997 | 1641711670 | t3_rzlf6n | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not looking at the toilet before sitting down
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cwb907: Who looks at the toilet first this fucking guy does cause people are nasty ass pigs
Gr00mpa: Right. How even do you not look at the toilet first? Do you walk backwards into the bathroom, ass first?
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1641711674 | 1641750736 | t3_rzluh0 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my closest friend a voice recording of my orgasm
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Sharkisha24: Ok… I cleared everything up with her and sent her this: Izzy I’m going to be completely honest with you. That voice chat thing I sent was of the last couple seconds of my orgasm. I didn’t mean to send it and I’m sorry tha... | 9 | 8.666667 | |
1641712328 | 1641796140 | t3_rzm0ap | t5_2to41 | 159 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying I’m in the Army Reserves
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writtin: Hey man our service members have been getting disrespected by the people who benefit with no risk for a long time. Just be the bigger man in that situation.
Are you legit just eating cans of tomatoes? Get some rice and beans, a cheap pack of ground ... | 6 | 26.5 | |
1641712622 | 1641754452 | t3_rzm31j | t5_2to41 | 5,918 | kopykat24: TIFU by slicing off a chunk of my hand w a kitchen mandolin and then the dog ate it
This actually happened New Year’s Day, just haven’t been able to use my thumb too well until about now.
So I had gotten a new kitchen mandoline after about a year or two of having my last one. I had cut myself badly then, n... | 9 | 657.555556 | |
1641714258 | 1641715030 | t3_rzmhhf | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AboutWithNemo: Yeah you didn't fuck up because you can see them later...
Sloths_Galore: Just more like I hope I didn’t sound like I was rubbing it in their face since I’ve seen situations like that in my area but I think he didn’t take it that way?
AboutWithNemo: I bet any money h... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1641716800 | 1641793704 | t3_rzn3bu | t5_2to41 | 1,017 | Baxterdaxter: TIFU by realizing I’ve abandoned life for nearly ten years
It’s complex, too complex to try to break down in a single post at 1:30 am. My aunt passed away at 75. Everyone says this; “she was the kindest woman I've ever known.”. I hear a lot “a different version of you exists for everyone you know.” That s... | 8 | 127.125 | |
1641718451 | 1641723244 | t3_rzngqv | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend that a girl was “all up on me”
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applebellatum: Sounds like you were saying she was touching you all over, which is kind of disrespectful.
TheTricksterJesus: I never meant to disrespect her fuck
SnooDoughnuts2846: Then go apologize
TheTricksterJesus: I did
applebellatum: Giv... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1641719314 | 1641720513 | t3_rzno2x | t5_2to41 | 106 | postmortemslave: TIFU by putting a cotton swab in my urethra
Obligatory this happened about two weeks ago.
I saw some stuff online of some guys "sounding" (putting things in their urethras for pleasure), and it looked interesting.
So one day, while jerking off in the bathroom, I thought to myself, "why not try it?" But... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1641721092 | 1641798877 | t3_rzo49i | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming a child predator
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WannaGoodName: Kids talk to adults all the time. No one assumes they’re predators.
Weird of the dad to tell you to back off too.
If it was one of my kids I’d just assume they were bothering you.
reevelainen: A small correction, no one assumes women are predators.... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1641727920 | 1641944646 | t3_rzpsdx | t5_2to41 | 33 | DemonicMudi: TIFU by forgetting I'm lactose sensitive
So two hours ago I met up with my mother, who I haven't seen in almost a year, for brunch.
During brunch (breakfast for me, i woke up half an hour prior), I was so busy chatting that I completely forgot that I should never have dairy product for breakfast/brunch, s... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1641731886 | 1641839068 | t3_rzqtfy | t5_2to41 | 8,549 | Jadefire_Eternal: TIFU by exposing my uncle's foot fetish at a family lunch.
*Using a throwaway for reasons which will become clear. For context, I’m a medical resident. That’s as much identifying information that I’m willing to provide, but my job is relevant to this story. The names in this story are not the real nam... | 23 | 371.695652 | |
1641735016 | 1641743027 | t3_rzrqsj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a vulgar joke to a not so close friend
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Peoplewearshoes: You made a mistake, then apologized for it. Not much else to do I think
TheoAFA: Guess so
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1641733830 | 1641772445 | t3_rzrdys | t5_2to41 | 42 | camthecame_l: TIFU by sucking on my brother's nose
I was waiting for my sister to get done showering upstairs so I went downstairs and my mom and dad told me to take care of my little brother. We were playing with blocks and toys etc. and I wanted to hug him and kiss him and stuff because he was so cute (he's 1 year... | 3 | 14 | |
1641737936 | 1641738770 | t3_rzsnl1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting honey on my di-k while my dog was home.
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aybabyaybaby: That’s it, I’m going back to sleep
Jabba-666-: Right fucking here with ya
billylittledick: Can I cum?
Jabba-666-: Might as well sir little dick
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1641746350 | 1642654311 | t3_rzvjnj | t5_2to41 | 5,085 | Spart1898: TIFU by letting my parents know I’m going to therapy next week.
I (26M) am a teacher and work has gotten really hard lately with the virus and I’ve just had a tough go mentally for the past few years. Well, I was talking to my parents on the phone today. We were setting up a time to go pick up a couch I boug... | 6 | 847.5 | |
1641747412 | 1641870743 | t3_rzvxe0 | t5_2to41 | 4,508 | bruzdnconfuzd: TIFU by suggesting to my patient she would benefit from anal sex.
I’ve been working as a licensed physical therapist assistant for several years, and actually landed a new job just over a month ago. This has meant learning lots of new names, diagnoses, personalities, and approaches to educating our patie... | 9 | 500.888889 | |
1641752202 | 1641755306 | t3_rzxpld | t5_2to41 | 42 | MaybeSomeDayHappy: TIFU by thinking about the time I put my finger in my girlfriend’s “pie”.
So, my girlfriend and I don’t get to meet each other very much due to her home scenario. The last time we met, we had sex for the second time (awkward in its own way). She wanted me to finger her, which I wasn’t too crazy on do... | 9 | 4.666667 | |
1641754554 | 1641755324 | t3_rzykpu | t5_2to41 | 26 | bromopropain: TIFU by not letting anyone off the plane
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plsacceptmythrowaway: Haha but wait you didn't see the crew opening the door?
bromopropain: I was on my phone! lol
plsacceptmythrowaway: Good luck with this memory popping up in the most random situations or when it's late at night and you're trying to sl... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1641754740 | 1641817006 | t3_rzyn49 | t5_2to41 | 171 | GrandmaCereal: TIFU by turning my whole house into a bomb.
It's been raining all day, so I thought what a perfect day to turn my Thanksgiving carcus into a lovely stock! I put all of my scrap veggies and the carcas into my giant stock pot, turned on the gas range. I waited for a few hours and it still hadn't reached a ... | 6 | 28.5 | |
1641758835 | 1641814927 | t3_s007v2 | t5_2to41 | 1,620 | YOINKsn: TIFU by accidentally inhaling a deadly gas a couple of minutes ago
Ok, so I was sitting at my computer talking to some of my friends. As do this for quite a long while every day and rather often, I get bored sometimes while doing so. There are lots of stuff and shit laying on my desk, which I often look at/tam... | 11 | 147.272727 | |
1641762418 | 1641945385 | t3_s01kk8 | t5_2to41 | 418 | [deleted]: TIFU by not hiding a sex toy
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FinkyFamboni: No ones gonna question the fact that this person got a booster shot and needed oxygen to not die from it?
PuzzleheadedNovel297: "Thursday I had an infusion and a B12 shot." before they mention having any problems.
What makes you think the booster shot cau... | 12 | 34.833333 | |
1641762747 | 1641763497 | t3_s01p60 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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unjusticiable: …this doesn’t sound like you want to be “just friends,” more like some sort of weird emotional edging
Reasonable_Ad_7289: Emotional edging…. Nice
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1641762216 | 1641796223 | t3_s01hr0 | t5_2to41 | 81 | spiegro: TIFU by entering my men's O30 rec team in a soccer tournament and we had to play against Olympians
I play on a modestly talented men's recreational soccer team, and we recently were "promoted" to the Over-30 division. We've been playing outdoor soccer together for a long time, and right now it's the off-season... | 3 | 27 | |
1641773285 | 1641868837 | t3_s05nh9 | t5_2to41 | 22,339 | Redcrux: TIFU by not knowing reddit
So the past few days I've been seeing a ton of really awful comments on Reddit... Every thread was seemingly full of massive edgelords and racists. People spewing nothing but hatred and low effort trolling were all over the place, even in my familiar subs. It was to the point where I... | 22 | 1,015.409091 | |
1641775085 | 1641855322 | t3_s06aui | t5_2to41 | 716 | Zealousideal-Park-36: TIFU by ending my younger brother’s first relationship
I (21F), accidentally ruined my brother’s relationship yesterday and I feel awful. For context, my brother (17M) has been dating his girlfriend (17F) for 6 months, and they’re seniors in high school.
At the beginning of December, my brother r... | 9 | 79.555556 | |
1641775195 | 1641839214 | t3_s06c8u | t5_2to41 | 9,369 | throwaway09284u583i2: TIFU by not realizing that my sauna specialized in group-sex [NSFW]
this happened yesterday, and I'm using a throwaway for privacy. and this is loooooong, sorry.
This past week I decided I needed some sauna time. I posted in a regional/special interest Facebook group asking which saunas to go to,... | 7 | 1,338.428571 | |
1641774267 | 1641779057 | t3_s0607g | t5_2to41 | 18 | GeneralGigolo: TIFU by skimping out on insurance
Some context: I (early 20s) normally live in the UK but am living in Portugal during my flight training for an ATPL (just going to drop it in there).
Returned home (UK) for christmas and helped out in the shop that my mum just opened since there arent enough staff. Help... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1641777679 | 1641780943 | t3_s0782v | t5_2to41 | 7 | JollyGreenGelatin: TIFU by cleaning my sink
Today was ALMOST a good day. I had been planning to deep clean my house for the last few weeks. I woke up extra early today and started to knock out the tasks on my list: I mopped the floor. Dusted every surface. Deep cleaned all counter tops, tables, etc. Swept the back deck... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1641778077 | 1641843975 | t3_s07cv0 | t5_2to41 | 110 | GucciBray: TIFU by accidentally coming out to my boss
Today I came out to my boss when I was never in the closet to begin with. I started a new job a few weeks ago and my manager started making flirtatious jokes. He would say “hey sexy” and other things along those lines, as many guys do when messing around with each o... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1641777915 | 1641842258 | t3_s07az1 | t5_2to41 | 7,719 | hampie42: TIFU by reading someone else’s TIFU and laughing at them instead of checking I wasn’t also an idiot.
A few days back I read someone’s TIFU about using an air filter for 5 years without checking the filter cartridge, only to then discover the cartridge had a plastic cover from factory and it hadn’t filtered a ... | 12 | 643.25 | |
1641780068 | 1641933418 | t3_s081a5 | t5_2to41 | 171 | moneybgets2it: TIFU by grabbing the wrong girls butt at the breakfast buffet…
My girlfriends family planned an 80th birthday party for her grandmother at a dude ranch out in Tuscan, Arizona. We are from the East Coast so it’s a decent plane ride away. My girlfriend and her entire family were able to leave Thursday morn... | 10 | 17.1 | |
1641781039 | 1641782194 | t3_s08dd8 | t5_2to41 | 29 | someoneatemyfries: TIFU by taking a prank too far
To clarify this happend 4 days ago. For about 2 months I've been calling my mothers bf on his phone from a restricted number. I've been doing this because he likes to get drunk and yell at my mother or even threaten to leave her so I'd call him then hang up as a way to... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1641781521 | 1641840418 | t3_s08jcy | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by heating up my MRE
This literally just happened and I don't know what to do.
I have an MRE (meal ready to eat) because I got it for Christmas, I'm obsessed with those MRE review videos (like Steve1989). It's my first time really eating one, so naturally I wanted to use the flameless ration heater in... | 5 | 6 | |
1641782322 | 1641858396 | t3_s08tf1 | t5_2to41 | 1,953 | Jicle123: TIFU by bleeding all over my date
Happened today. Brought a girl over to my place for some movie watching. She couldn't have sex (health reasons) but was more than happy to fool around every way else.
After our movie finished we started to get hot and heavy. The room was completely dark except for a candle ... | 7 | 279 | |
1641782050 | 1641785348 | t3_s08q2s | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing how to work a hob
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jholler0351: American here, wtf is a hob?
knottymammoth: Stove sorry!
jholler0351: Ah! Never heard that term. Is it short for something?
knottymammoth: No don’t think so think it’s just plain old hob!
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1641784944 | 1641858425 | t3_s09q0i | t5_2to41 | 37 | tifuthrowawaymuffin: TIFU by lecturing youth about not doing drugs while high
Obligatory I'm on mobile, this happened years ago, throwaway account.
When I was in college, I volunteered with an international exchange program after completing my own study abroad year. I interviewed potential students leaving my home cou... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1641788625 | 1641790174 | t3_s0aykc | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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leahlovatt: Well it’s better to be safe than sorry. Also at least you know your friends care about you, so that’s a plus lol.
luckygemini13: Yeah I brought all of them a little something for the trouble.
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junkiecreppermint: TIFU; by excusing speeding with "everybody does it"
Ogreguy: Ehh, lots of speed limits are completely out of date for modern vehicles.
nnote: Says the people 4 feet behind my bumper doing 75 on the freeway
DefinitelyNotIndie: 75 is fast on a major road for you? ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1641799074 | 1641799947 | t3_s0e37e | t5_2to41 | 11 | aussie_paramedic: TIFU by giving the finger to my mate
In the interest of honesty, this happened a number of years ago, but I saw a car that reminded me of my fuck up.
One evening, I was driving with my mum and best mate in the car when we drove by another friend of ours in his blue Subaru Impreza wagon turning out o... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1641800846 | 1641838173 | t3_s0ek5s | t5_2to41 | 578 | s8wm36: Tifu by sending a hardcore porn link to the girl I like
English not my first language etc
It happened today, I've been working NS the last few weeks due to covid. I have not replied to the text from this girl all weekend because of exhaustion.
We've only known each other a few weeks and she was the one that ... | 7 | 82.571429 | |
1641796842 | 1641840477 | t3_s0dggy | t5_2to41 | 14 | JupiterTheFoxx6: TIFU by writing a streamer fanfic with my username and having that fanfic be found out, in the discord of the streamer, where I was very active in.
Hi, first time posting here. Like the title says, I made a fanfic of a streamer and made the rookie mistake of using a username similar to my discord name,... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1641810902 | 1641811581 | t3_s0h38k | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sarcasmisart: Look at OP's account. 3yr old account with barely any activity and now he's posted the same story on numerous subs to karma farm?
I call BS.
MDI88: Lol nah I just can’t sleep tonight and had previously posted this but in a subreddit where it wasn’t appropriate.
sarca... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1641812165 | 1641814249 | t3_s0her0 | t5_2to41 | 36 | MDI88: TIFU by getting viciously attacked by a bull in Brazil (on my 25th birthday)
I was in Florianpolis, Brazil, celebrating my 25th Birthday. I had been warned earlier that night by a local that it was bad luck to celebrate another year older before the clock struck midnight.
Oh, how I wish I had taken this advice... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1641813422 | 1641955306 | t3_s0hr1s | t5_2to41 | 4,514 | PamelaDJ89: Tifu : by giving my husband a "blow job"
So this happened a few minutes ago . My husband woke up for work and went to the bathroom to pee, put on deodorant, brush teeth ect . He did all of this naked and came into the living room where I was . He was being silly and started doing a wiggle dance obviously ma... | 21 | 214.952381 | |
1641818842 | 1641820822 | t3_s0j9ye | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RocketmanRK: This problem of young teenagers
The_Anamika: Dudeee! Does it actually make me sound like a teenager? I'm 20 lol. XD
Deep-Tax6509: 20 isn’t much different than a teenager lol
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1641820154 | 1641834574 | t3_s0jo65 | t5_2to41 | 210 | Bacongohst: Tifu by leaving my front door unlocked
Obligatory this just happened and I’m still dealing with the consequences.
Last night around seven Idaho time I took one of my two year old twins to the urgent care because she is sick. (She’s doing ok).
When we got home at about eight I had unknowingly left the doo... | 6 | 35 | |
1641820748 | 1641847364 | t3_s0juoc | t5_2to41 | 267 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally stealing my new flatmate's toiletries and kitchenware
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Reset108: Sounds like it was just an honest mistake. As long as you gave the stuff back, and apologized, that’s really all you need to do.
Right-Ad-9949: Yeah funny way to meet someone if they aren’t too crazy over it whic... | 3 | 89 | |
1641828585 | 1641849709 | t3_s0mly6 | t5_2to41 | 296 | fieldsofsunshine: tifu by not exercising for years, and now going for a walk feels like a panic attack
Sigh, I have cptsd and was an undiagnosed asthmatic as a kid. I thought everyone felt like their gums were bleeding when they did exercise, apparently your ears are not supposed to go blank and you're not supposed to ... | 4 | 74 | |
1641829453 | 1641843386 | t3_s0mxkb | t5_2to41 | 348 | askinn2: TIFU by getting stuck in the strip club bathroom
Took a spontaneous trip to the strip club cause I’d never been to one in America. When we arrived I felt this rumble in my stomach. As we sat down I felt the turtle head take a peek, and I knew it was time to visit the ladies room. I beat the clock by seconds bu... | 10 | 34.8 | |
1641842220 | 1641843790 | t3_s0rz3l | t5_2to41 | 6 | CEO_Of_Rejection_99: TIFU by keeping a secret from my friends
This happened in middle school. I was coming home from class walking with some friends to the car pick up. I wrote a secret on the notes app of my iPod Touch (I don't remember exactly). Then they said that if I don't give them the secret then I will get a re... | 3 | 2 | |
1641843837 | 1641917233 | t3_s0slrj | t5_2to41 | 48,429 | Hapxax: TIFU by saving my neighbors life
For starters this literally just happened ten minutes ago, and be ready to buckle up because boy is this one long.
So, my fianceé (F29) and I (M30) have lived in our current apartment for 8 months and have had a pretty decent experience overall. It would be perfect if it wasn't... | 16 | 3,026.8125 | |
1641849835 | 1641863765 | t3_s0uz5k | t5_2to41 | 4 | 7katalan: TIFU by getting a surprise sundae of my GF's choccy milk
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unjusticiable: What the fuck did I just read
7katalan: bro tifu
unjusticiable: Go gargle more diarrhea
7katalan: No! The whole point was that my diarrhea gargling was a TIFU! I strongly dislike the taste and mouthfeel of diarrhea!!!!!
unjust... | 10 | 0.4 | |
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Fingolfin734: I know it's not foolproof, but there's no way to recall the message? You can do that if you're accessing your email through outlook. I don't know if it's a web based portal though.
Whatsupbuttercup420: We use gmail, if there is a way to recall the emails PLEASE show ... | 6 | 2 | |
1641851713 | 1641859914 | t3_s0vq7j | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU By legally getting really stoned on an edible and now my wife thinks I'm like the guy that killed her daughter.
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Alexander_Bacardi: Sounds like she's never done weed, it doesn't impair your motor skills like alcohol does and you weren't even driving so not really any danger. She needs to learn ... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1641854647 | 1642010718 | t3_s0wwqf | t5_2to41 | 185 | siilencieuxe: tifu by not telling my friends I tested positive
I got sick and tested positive almost two weeks ago so I let a few friends I met up with know so they can get tested. I didn’t tell my groupchat since they tend to ignore people’s messages and I wasn’t planning on meeting them until I got better and receive... | 10 | 18.5 | |
1641857854 | 1641933165 | t3_s0y5j0 | t5_2to41 | 6,855 | Jobo2100: TIFU by giving myself HIV
So, a few years back (in high school) I donated blood with a company that came to visit us and tell us about the importance of donating. I felt that it was important, so I signed up and did it. Little did I know that by giving them my information, the company would bother me for the ... | 27 | 253.888889 | |
1641858111 | 1641859646 | t3_s0y95g | t5_2to41 | 172 | trashyboner: TIFU by releasing gas while my neighbour moaned
So me and my neighbour [F 19ish] have this weird kind of relationship where you just look immediately into a differerent direction once you see each other. I live in a house with small flats and thin walls. My new neighbour does those moaning sounds almost on... | 3 | 57.333333 | |
1641858606 | 1641859067 | t3_s0yffr | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying my hospital bill on time
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Dropthetenors: Any chance you can go all Karen on em?
renegadepanda: All it’s gonna cost is a phone call and some time, totally worth trying at least.
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1641859151 | 1641859891 | t3_s0ymgk | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AvaritiaLTD: Going under the knife my self. I appreciate this.
lil_gingerale: I hope you like lemon
AvaritiaLTD: Hate it. But not as much as having more kids. Lol
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1641859959 | 1641864490 | t3_s0yxi6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jeh1191: tifu taking a garlic cocktail before work
This story takes place about 3 to 4 years ago while I was working in a small pharmacy. I was starting to feel sick one morning and I'm the type of person that hates to miss work. I remembered a home remedy my dad told about of a cocktail containing chopped garlic, l... | 3 | 2 | |
1641860203 | 1641861004 | t3_s0z0n1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PRONCE-PRONCE-PRONCE: Current relationship?
[deleted]: so long story short is that we have been together roughly for 2 years, we have broken up once because we were doing a long distance relationship and it just wasnt working out, then we became a pair again after we both came bac... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1641859264 | 1641878568 | t3_s0yo88 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting asked out.
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Stephreads: You don’t have a boyfriend. You have a nice friendship with someone you have some romantic feelings for, who has some romantic feelings for you.
Go out on your date. Do not tell him you have a boyfriend, because you don’t.
Tell Luke that you care very much ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1641862312 | 1641865745 | t3_s0zs82 | t5_2to41 | 34 | camthecame_l: TIFU by looking in the trash can near my parents room
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spamowsky: the other way around would be creepier amirite
camthecame_l: today is a bad day to be able to read
spamowsky: I like how dad was amused by the mere fact haha
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1641861473 | 1641993209 | t3_s0zha3 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Pawsaway: TIFU by watching a risqué infomercial while in the hospital
Recently was in the hospital due to a blood infection and blood pressure issues that landed me in ICU. I had my own room, door open it was nearly three in the morning. What to do?
Channel surf of course.
For that time of morning, I thought things ... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1641866251 | 1641869150 | t3_s115bn | t5_2to41 | 128 | PixelatedMike: TIFU by using numbing cream on my balls
Warning - kinda graphic, definitely gross. This just happened a few minutes ago.
Sometimes, my balls get very itchy. I've heard it's a common problem, but I've never been able to find much helpful information about it online so I asked the doctor about it during o... | 5 | 25.6 | |
1641867165 | 1641924525 | t3_s11gqn | t5_2to41 | 364 | FastWalkingShortGuy: TIFU by crop dusting my crush
No disclaimer; this happened today:
With the pandemic, I found myself switching careers from being an administrator in an office setting to managing a very large warehouse in a manufacturing environment.
One of the things I loved about the change of scenery was the a... | 5 | 72.8 | |
1641865549 | 1641870294 | t3_s10wsp | t5_2to41 | 28 | PicklesTickle91: TIFU by mixing up my sleeping meds and stimulants
So, this actually happened over ten years ago, but it still makes me laugh (and shiver) to this day.
I was a perky, self-sufficient ADHD nine-year-old, and constantly disrupted class. So, what did my doctor do? Prescribe me Adderall, of course! But one... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1641868683 | 1641869208 | t3_s11yto | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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IamREBELoe: Holy crap did an AI bot write this?
[deleted]: You’d hope
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1641868294 | 1641871298 | t3_s11u61 | t5_2to41 | 72 | hungrydevil: TIFU by hitting my wife when she kissed me
My wife’s day starts early in the morning. By the time I wake up, she is usually ready for work. Since she is adorable and loves me a lot, she sometimes wakes me up with a kiss.
I then wake up with her sweet smell and my groggy eyes looking at her lovely face. I ... | 3 | 24 | |
1641866008 | 1642482474 | t3_s112h9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | suwandy: Tifu by insulting someone unintentionally and ended up failing a job interview
Obligatory this happened a few years ago.
Let me start by saying that English is not my first language. It wasn't even my second language.
When I said it, I did not think for one second that it has a negative connotation to it.
I... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1641875627 | 1641881238 | t3_s149i1 | t5_2to41 | 95 | ImAloneInTheUniverse: TIFU by sneezing and blowing my back out.
I never believed this shit to be real. Not in my wildest dreams did I ever think that a person could actually blow their back out simply by sneezing. Anytime I would read such a story I always shrugged it off as by a mild discomfort caused by a seismic siz... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1641877517 | 1641937889 | t3_s14u77 | t5_2to41 | 43 | TheModeratorWrangler: TIFU; Got myself three weeks in a mental hospital for explaining making three dimensions from two points.
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Chichachillie: That's terrifying.
The system usually works as intended but as an exception to the rule, sometimes people without any clear, acute issues got put into psychiatries.
a... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1641878712 | 1641884396 | t3_s157il | t5_2to41 | 360 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Wallfish_Lettuce: Mine used to be “hello? ..(3 second pause).. oh, hey! What’s up?..(2 second pause) nah! I’m just playing.. (beep)
My uncle used to fall for it every time and then he made me change it. Lol
NorCalAthlete: *<Archer>* “HAH! ELABORATE VOICEMAIL! LEAVE IT.”
Shib... | 4 | 90 | |
1641881890 | 1641883508 | t3_s164xx | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my mom about my relationship
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[deleted]: You are the only person who didn't fuck up in that story.
Your husband is being an \*\*\*hole. He might have some wonderful redeeming qualities, but he certainly isn't showing them off right now. And your mom making a racist comment is ju... | 3 | 11 | |
1641884137 | 1641884567 | t3_s16rd1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | I-still-want-Bernie: TIFU by yelling boing boing boing during sex.
So me and my girlfriend were having the sex. Prior to my mistake it was real good sex and we like the sex. Normally the sex goes good the whole time. Today before we started we told each other that we are going to switch things up a little. She was ridi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1641885281 | 1641923190 | t3_s172ge | t5_2to41 | 22,983 | AMultitudeofPandas: TIFU by having 🍆 issues...as a lesbian
ETA: it was not the actual 🍆, for the record, it was the ring thats used to attach it. Post censored because rules.
This was resolved about 5 minutes ago, and I am now posting from my phone- I will do my best with the formatting.
My girlfriend and I are re... | 9 | 2,553.666667 | |
1641885605 | 1641928386 | t3_s175no | t5_2to41 | 5,018 | Outside-Issue-1293: TIFU by ordering pizza to my girlfriend
So my girlfriend set into her periods yesterday and I thought let me do something good for her. We are in a long distance so I couldn't just go there and do something, so I thought let me order some pizza and a cupcake and give her a nice surprise.
Pretty saf... | 12 | 418.166667 | |
1641888973 | 1641890256 | t3_s180ss | t5_2to41 | 16 | alternative_penguin8: TIFU by trying to install a simple Bidet
Had to call a plumber after hours So, this just happened about 30 minutes ago. I (m32), thought I would be a great idea to get a bidet. Now.. I’ve done a little plumbing here and there. But this one was different. It’s just a couple of connections and you’... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1641903734 | 1641933609 | t3_s1borq | t5_2to41 | 344 | No1reallyisme: TIFU by ghosting a cute girl by accident
Ever have a decade long brain worm? We were in line for a roller coaster at a discount amusement park as broke high school students. My friend points out a cute girl behind us as hormonal teens do and I make nothing of it but do agree she's cute. He makes a com... | 4 | 86 | |
1641913414 | 1641920141 | t3_s1exp0 | t5_2to41 | -5 | makebelievehuman: Tifu got tired of husband holding out so I done myself.
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peaches_and_bananas: In my humble opinion you should treat yourself!! It's your body, your feelings, this are real physical needs.
On the other way if he is bad to you normally I wouldn't advocate for you to cheat on him but maybe he ... | 8 | -0.625 | |
1641912988 | 1641938103 | t3_s1eri5 | t5_2to41 | 3,164 | BelligerentHappiness: TIFU By Forgetting Dry Ice In My Car
This was *not* today, but earlier in October.
It was the weekend before Halloween and someone in my family had ordered “Omaha Steaks” really not sure why..
They came with a few big blocks of dry ice! Cool stuff, if you put it in water or punch it steams up ... | 20 | 158.2 | |
1641912353 | 1641956204 | t3_s1ej6c | t5_2to41 | 31,114 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally going on a date with the wrong person.
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Ibanezasx32: He probably thinks about this constantly right before he’s about to fall asleep.
blahblahrasputan: *But.... then she just went to another table...another table...another table...*
SlackerAccount: *The snacks were free, so why ... | 21 | 1,481.619048 | |
1641915456 | 1641934019 | t3_s1fppr | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SadArm4678: If you wouldn't say it to someone's face then you don't say it behind their back. Which means if you say shit, and it gets back to whoever you said it about, they say "Yeah, she already told me I'm an asshole.". Cuts drama way down.
meowsermatic: Agredd. Idk why I jus... | 5 | 2.8 | |
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actuallyAnImgurian: I think the real TIFU here is letting your TP supply get that low. Don't you have a massive stash in the basement from the beginning of the pandemic? 10/10 story though!
huggles7: I was the guy that got to the store after it was raided
actuallyAnImgurian: Ah sh... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1641917244 | 1642463585 | t3_s1gf1r | t5_2to41 | 14,375 | Froyed: TIFU by jokingly texting like a scammer with a match on Bumble
So I matched with this woman on Bumble, with a good sense of humour (extremely rare to find in my area). For a change, she didn't start with a "hi" or a "hey", had actually read my bio, and was really funny.
Things were going quite well, she had a... | 21 | 684.52381 | |
1641923157 | 1641924637 | t3_s1iryx | t5_2to41 | 12 | Visible_Seesaw_6308: TIFU by leaving four men who are vying for my heart in a discord vc after getting blackout drunk
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Iwashmufeet: You live for the drama don't you?
Visible_Seesaw_6308: I mean tbh I am fucking stupid so
I dont blame you for thinking that
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