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1641923760 | 1641924521 | t3_s1j0or | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally seeing my dad's browser history and it's making me feel sick to my core
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tambeel: It's a big case of suck it the fuck up and move on, you're an adult as is your dad and as long as hes not jacking off to kids or animals it's nothing to do with you
Bthejerk: Agreed. It’s not your... | 3 | 15 | |
1641921574 | 1641926810 | t3_s1i4s7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining several lives because of my jealousy
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Jameschoral: TIFU by trying to read this wall of text. Press Enter/Return twice for line breaks, my friend.
PolZefirki: I apologize for the formatting, it was written and posted from the phone
Jameschoral: Thank you, it’s much better now.
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1641926499 | 1641978774 | t3_s1k4nh | t5_2to41 | 127 | kingswing77: tifu by talking about my dead mother too much.
So, my mom died 9 year ago at the age of 56 from skin cancer. (Wear sunscreen!). My daughter was 1 yr old when she passed. Now she is about to be 10.
My mother was the sweetest person. She was a little shy and was so nice to people. She and her boyfriend move... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1641926664 | 1641927509 | t3_s1k75l | t5_2to41 | 12 | thepostmanateadog: TIFU by spilling water on my new laptop (again!!)
This happened a few minutes ago and I am mentally fucked. A little more than a year ago I got a laptop from my parents, because I need it for school. It was a rather big investment because my family isn't that rich. I really like to drink water, that'... | 4 | 3 | |
1641926588 | 1641960175 | t3_s1k619 | t5_2to41 | 2,075 | DMNPC2020: TIFU by getting my face polished by a kitten
This just happened, or at least, I just realized it.
I just started CPAP therapy and unfortunately my skin appears to be sensitive to the rubber of the mask. My face is peeling like I'm spending all my time outside (I live in Northern Ontario and it's a cold snap... | 12 | 172.916667 | |
1641934064 | 1641937643 | t3_s1n5i7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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frustrated_staff: Lie. Tell 'em something weird happened with the account, the unfriending happened, and now, something in the tech won't let you add them back. Also mention that they're not the only one in your friends list this happened too and it's really embarrassing and ups... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1641934212 | 1641936932 | t3_s1n7ll | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a truffle and getting my rent raised
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Deep-Tax6509: Should probably think of putting the money you put towards food towards an apartment, I’d be pissed if my adult kid was living at my house ordering rare expensive foods refusing to move out with that money
SociopathicHuman: Well they... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1641929507 | 1641936346 | t3_s1lca5 | t5_2to41 | 31 | ThrowAwayTheSticker: TIFU by not checking the battery
Using a throwaway since I've already shared my idiocy with a few friends and want my main account to stay private.
In my house we have remote controls for the ceiling fans and lights, they've been here since we've moved in a little over two years ago. I've only had... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1641934795 | 1641936007 | t3_s1nfo2 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SociopathicHuman: Yk, I think you should just sit down and explain the whole situation to him. I really think you should. It would clear the air I think. Try it?
No-Salary4575: Luckily I did that. Got his number that same day to explain the situation and apologized. He was very un... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1641934863 | 1641935916 | t3_s1ngwx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Scrappyl77: TIFU by going to a club during a pandemic and getting so trashed my friend kicked my ass, then I went to a short+staffed ER packed with COVID patients to get a bandaid for my ear. And you will be hearing from me next when* I get a $2,800 bill for the band aid and need ... | 4 | 1 | |
1641934595 | 1641938120 | t3_s1nd06 | t5_2to41 | 15 | setagllib: TIFU by forgetting to switch a camera around
This happened last June, 2021. It was a month after we moved into our new home. My wife was on her way driving back from North Carolina and I was with our two kids at home in Columbia SC. We got a large house for a good price because we don't care if we live in a ... | 3 | 5 | |
1641936119 | 1641998996 | t3_s1nzbd | t5_2to41 | 24 | -29-: TIFU by using my password manger as my MFA for my password manager and then getting signed out
This just happened. My stomach is in knots. I use BitWarden as my password manager and MFA token generator, including for my BitWarden account. I never thought of it as an issue since if I needed an MFA token to sign in... | 3 | 8 | |
1641934112 | 1641943372 | t3_s1n65n | t5_2to41 | 17 | 440Jack: TIFU by not being Bill
[This TIFU](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s1ej6c/tifu_by_accidentally_going_on_a_date_with_the/) reminded me of a silly mix up I got caught up in. I laugh about it every time I think about. So I have to share.
One of my first jobs was at big box store (You know the one).
I h... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1641937010 | 1641993252 | t3_s1obvc | t5_2to41 | 1,614 | mong0likecandy: TIFU by inadvertently saying 'Eat it, you fucking bitch' to a woman then grabbing her boob
The other night i was playing ice hockey, my position was defense. when the puck is in your opponents zone, the defenseman is responsible for trying to keep the puck in the zone and generally plays up around the ... | 10 | 161.4 | |
1641936915 | 1641942725 | t3_s1oajj | t5_2to41 | 77 | surelyshirls: TIFU by not wearing the appropriate period pad to teach.
Just happened. For starters, I was panicking about going today to work because our district is 15% positive with COVID. Anyway, I woke up this morning to discover I had stained my pants and underwear. Got ready, left to work.
Work was a shit show ... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1641942511 | 1641943842 | t3_s1p0gr | t5_2to41 | 3 | I_wood_rather_be: Ok, I first had the impression that you're pretty new to this business and that was the reason for my post. But after 5 years you obviously know what you're doing.
Still, hitting someone is not a joke, especially when it wasn't his fault. I hope you have better judgement next time. If so, you shouldn... | 3 | 1 | |
1641939188 | 1642019269 | t3_s1p72c | t5_2to41 | 12,575 | HornyBrattyPup: TIFU by getting busted having sex by my grandma.
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bwanabass: Oh dear Lordy when I glanced at this title whilst scrolling, I thought it said *with*
yiffing_for_jesus: Same
WalllyG: Soime
bnels95: Same
illuminati1556: Same
kavumaster: Same
msnmck: Me also.
qroga: Same.
witchyanne: Ame-say
ThislsA... | 50 | 251.5 | |
1641942030 | 1641945356 | t3_s1qb6l | t5_2to41 | 50 | Susp1ci0us: TIFU by asking a girl out on a date and she thought it wasn't a date-date
It isnt really such a big fuck up as most stories posted here, but I still thought it might be funny to share it here.
So basically, I asked this girl whether we would like to go out on a drink one night and she agreed to it. Obvious... | 8 | 6.25 | |
1641940728 | 1642102892 | t3_s1pt9c | t5_2to41 | 109 | WaywardDaughterx: TIFU by accidently almost setting the house on fire and k**lling myself
Allright so I'm sortoff known for being VERY clumsy, but I think this story is now at the top of the most stupidest things I have done..
Since I have a lot of extra free time on my hands right now, because of all the restrictions... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1641942915 | 1641959397 | t3_s1qmsw | t5_2to41 | 64 | ZooHouse28: TIFU by thinking a vacation in the Colorado mountains was a good idea for a relaxing trip being from a flat desert state.
Some backstory: my husband and I love all things outdoors. Hiking, fishing, camping, just
Being outdoors and away from the hustle and bustle of life. We take a trip for New Years every y... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1641946060 | 1641947482 | t3_s1rs4w | t5_2to41 | 9 | DoopFoopHoop: TIFU by pretending to go to class
This happened earlier this morning. Work with my dad in the mean time to pay for school but have been feeling burnt out and didn't have the heart to tell my dad. Figured I'd sign up for in person classes to change up flow. However, pretty soon because of rise in covid cas... | 3 | 3 | |
1641939337 | 1641948541 | t3_s1p93y | t5_2to41 | 4 | Cyanide_Revolver: TIFU by trying to do too much at the gym
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AcrobaticSource3: > The guy next to me seen it happen at the last second and lifted the bar up and set it back in place for me and nodded.
This is the meet-cute and the beginning of a wonderful relationship!
theLoveliestSloot: I don't think he's ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1641949959 | 1641962839 | t3_s1t7tw | t5_2to41 | 7 | Certain-Percentage-4: TIFU by emailing an ex to reconnect and ended up sounding like a stalker
Last year I gave my ex-boyfriend Geoff, (not his real name) a call, left a message, and didn't hear back. I didn't think much of it until I remembered what happened.
20+ years ago- He and I were together for 3-4 years and i... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1641950752 | 1642024647 | t3_s1ti42 | t5_2to41 | 211 | Donovan1232: tifu by playing whos that pokemon with my brother
This happened like ten minutes ago.
My brothsrs ten years old and he's obsessed with pokemon. So today he had me watch a compilation of all the 'whos that pokemon' segments in the shows (a commercial break eyecatch sort of thing where it shows a silhouette... | 5 | 42.2 | |
1641951754 | 1642418017 | t3_s1tupq | t5_2to41 | 43 | akRonkIVXX: TIFU by agreeing to DJ my friend's cousin's wedding reception for free and very nearly ruining it
This was, of course, years ago, before a smart phone and youtube might have saved the day.
My good friend's cousin was getting married and he wasn't going to be in town for it but his gift to his cousin was t... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1641956784 | 1642060258 | t3_s1vlr9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Gracious_Sample912: TIFU by triggering my partner’s trauma
I feel so fucking awful, I don’t know where to start.
This happened yesterday, last night, when my partner was having a bad moment remembering certain traumatic things. I’d asked them what was up, and they briefly mentioned that it they were experiencing those... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1641957566 | 1641958916 | t3_s1vvil | t5_2to41 | 7 | laxlover161: TIFU by leaving my AirPods outside… all weekend.
To preface this story, I absolutely love my AirPods. I use them everyday either for the gym, work, school, or all three. Secondly, my boyfriend lives about 45 minutes away from me. So, almost every weekend I go over to his place. This past weekend, I was pac... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1641958438 | 1642068322 | t3_s1w67h | t5_2to41 | 493 | tn_notahick: TIFU by trying something... ANYTHING to taste
Ok so this is admittedly mild, but at least it's fresh (happening right now).
I got The 'vid last week and lost my sense of taste and smell last Friday. I'm a foodie, I love food and I love to eat.
On a side note, also being a gaseous dude, there's some bene... | 12 | 41.083333 | |
1641960981 | 1641973258 | t3_s1x0w7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Embarrassed-Local741: TIFU By Throwing Out Medication
Short backstory. My partner was recently diagnosed with ADHD as and was prescribed medication. It has helped a lot.
A few days ago I picked up the refill of her prescription and left it on the counter in the bag usually I put it in the medicine bin, but I had been... | 4 | 2 | |
1641962642 | 1641965698 | t3_s1xju6 | t5_2to41 | 92 | Competitive-Cause-91: TIFU by thinking a song was a rap then it turned out to be a French song when it actually was a Bill Withers song
Happened years ago, I deplaned a Quantas flight and I heard this rap song that I hadn’t heard for years. My phone had no net so I could’ve Shazam it, (maybe then Shazam couldn’t save o... | 4 | 23 | |
1641964375 | 1641995914 | t3_s1y3pj | t5_2to41 | 10 | PomegranateBby: TIFU by taking Adderall right before bed by accident
This literally just happened. It is currently midnight where I am as Im typing this.
I’ve been under immense stress with work this past few days, and I basically worked al day without blinking from morning until 23:40 p.m. today.
I was worried I’d... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1641964367 | 1642175487 | t3_s1y3mc | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling Hitler "pretty cool"
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Kitamasu1: To be 100% fair, I'm just going to quote Olivander from Harry Potter.
"He did great things... TERRIBLE.... but GREAT."
Some of what he did was good. He fixed the German economy. But in general, his horrible deeds far outweigh the good things tha... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1641968328 | 1653026939 | t3_s1z9pr | t5_2to41 | 4,206 | trexwalters: Tifu by giving a scammer my Instagram and dick pics
So like a homey fucking moron, today I tried to find a hookup on a dating app. Bored and unsatisfied with the woes of tinder and bumble, I’ve resorted to browsing through hinge. Well tonight I got an enthusiastic response from a lady who said she wanted t... | 11 | 382.363636 | |
1641969033 | 1642006928 | t3_s1zgna | t5_2to41 | 66 | Morpheus414: TIFU by accidentally revealing that I'm broke
So, these past couple of months have been relatively hard on my financially—even moreso around Christmas—but a couple of automatic payments went through without my memory, and because of that I ended up deep in the hole. I'm on disability right now, so the soc... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1641968285 | 1642007327 | t3_s1z9ar | t5_2to41 | 228 | Outside-Issue-1293: TIFU by posting on TIFU sub
Below is my previous post for reference:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s175no/tifu_by_ordering_pizza_to_my_girlfriend/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
So most of the people on my previous post commented that: how my girlfriend is total red flag; I s... | 8 | 28.5 | |
1641970567 | 1641973113 | t3_s1zvvo | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ken__Adamz: TIFU by pullling a prank on my crush
Ok so this happened like 3 days ago and I'm devastated right now...
Let's start with some background.I have known her for like 5 year.We admitted to liking each other some two years back but mutually decided to not turn it into an actual relationship yet because we're bo... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1641986986 | 1642025406 | t3_s1zxt4 | t5_2to41 | 60 | biboibrown: A profile picture... Associated with her phone number? I would say no she didn't. Didn't realise anyone did.
nietzsche-jager: Depends on what texting platform you use. WhatsApp for example allows users to have a profile picture
OhNo_StepBro: Who the fuck texts on WA when its not a group chat with friends or... | 13 | 4.615385 | |
1641975088 | 1642058755 | t3_s2124d | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by not updating my resume
I've been jobless since April 2021 and I've been working as a part time translator and starting my small online business.
My dad is a university lecturer and one month ago his colleague was asking if I could teach a language through online. I speak 3 languages at a profession... | 5 | 12 | |
1641976153 | 1641977000 | t3_s21bhp | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU: Thought cell phones were dumb as a kid.
Standard this didn't happen recently but I still regret it.
As a young teen I was on vacation in Maine doing camping at a campsite and hiking in various nearby areas and some tourist things. I found out that the campsite had an arcade room with a small selection... | 3 | 8 | |
1641980706 | 1642041289 | t3_s22ik4 | t5_2to41 | 609 | MagnusBarbarossa: TIFU by telling someone he could decide how much he wanted to pay me for some equipment. And he did.
This actually just happened a few hours ago. Minor details have been changed to protect the innocent -- and the idiot.
TL;DR at the bottom.
I recently had to fire a subordinate, af... | 10 | 60.9 | |
1641979828 | 1641989059 | t3_s22afm | t5_2to41 | 2 | EnGeniuss: TIFU by dressing up to go to work.
I told mum I was sick yesterday and went to
the clinic, got drugs, slept early last night. Then I woke up this morning, took my bath and got dressed to go to work (PS, l'm on an internship at her work place )
then I went downstairs and she saw me and asked me "you are going... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1641997146 | 1642037701 | t3_s27cnn | t5_2to41 | 934 | throwawayhusband4251: TIFU by admitting to my wife that I looked at porn while out of town.
Throwaway account.
Yeah so some context is needed here. My(30M) wife (31F) has had some serious relationship issues with her late husband, apparently he was a big adulterer. Like potentially sleeping with my wife's sister, not ... | 15 | 62.266667 | |
1641997209 | 1642102145 | t3_s27dhi | t5_2to41 | 24 | TrillPopeye: TIFU by taking a measurement on an I beam
Of course this didn't happen today, but when I decided to type it out weeks ago, I was denied for lack of characters. Today I'm feeling less lazy so I'll give it another shot.
I was working in Iowa building grain silos. This job was tough and had me in many awkwa... | 3 | 8 | |
1642001125 | 1642007675 | t3_s28us9 | t5_2to41 | 298 | DeathySpaghetti: TIFU by coming home to a rice cooker full of rice and water I had left for 3 weeks.
So technically I didn't fuck up today per say, rather I fucked up 1 month ago in which today I felt the fucking punch.
​
So I'm a student living in halls and a month ago, the week I would return home for Ch... | 5 | 59.6 | |
1642002502 | 1642239757 | t3_s29dse | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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firesstar001: I’d just email the teacher from an anonymous email and be like “from a concerned student, please change your password” along with maybe admitting what you did. Since it’s from another email, it’ll keep your identity safe. Or fess up in person. Idk.
ShutUpForMe: ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1642003418 | 1642056093 | t3_s29qty | t5_2to41 | 180 | RaptorJesus856: TIFU by getting scammed out of $800
I was online looking around on a buy and sell website, I saw someone selling the exact item I've been looking for, for months now. I contact him and he says it's $800, which is a fairly low price, but still a believable price for it. So of course I say I'm interested,... | 8 | 22.5 | |
1642004836 | 1642008344 | t3_s2aalf | t5_2to41 | 8 | MovieSubject7160: TIFU - Driving Efficiency begets road rage, begets driving inefficiency
**TLDR:** Inadvertent pissing match generates out-of-proportion road rage. Exclusively karmic damage ensues.
Throwaway because I know many of you will consider me TA, and just in case Dale reads this forum.
**Backstory:** I try ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1642008936 | 1642009488 | t3_s2bxzj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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unjusticiable: So… have you ever been to the champagne room?
heavy_rice: No and I’m not planning to, I’m just gonna beat my meat and call it a day, after this experience I’m never gonna pursue anything like that ever again
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1642010198 | 1642011230 | t3_s2cg4x | t5_2to41 | 19 | InnerMoose43: TIFU Searched up guns on my computer
First time posting here so bear with me please.
Backstory: I play paintball every other week and do regular maintenance on my paintball gun, sometimes if a buddy of mine has an issue I take it and fix it no charge. Well yesterday after school I was looking for some si... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1642010284 | 1642015990 | t3_s2chds | t5_2to41 | 2 | CygniYuXian: TIFU by being an ass
19M, to start, because I know people like to know that kinda thing.
A very good friend/gf of mine (it was complicated as she wasn't ready to be 'official', but we were very close and had done our things together but enough of that) broke it off with me today. Over the last few months ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1642012460 | 1642046167 | t3_s2dd5i | t5_2to41 | 215 | ayediosmiooo: TIFU by cancelling a plane ticket
Two years ago I got an American Airlines giftcard as a present to myself and my boyfriend, so that someday i could take us to visit my home (across the country). He has never been there, and i havent been able to visit home in 10 years. (My parents died and so i dont have... | 7 | 30.714286 | |
1642014794 | 1642217765 | t3_s2eaoe | t5_2to41 | 6,879 | melancholydream13: TIFU by day drinking
So this was actually years ago, but it still haunts me…
I was drinking some wine with my friend, have a slight buzz going and we decided to go get some breakfast. Well she wanted to wait for her bf to get off work, so we had a little bit more to drink and waited for him. He then ... | 12 | 573.25 | |
1642014867 | 1642016786 | t3_s2ebo7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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EmiraFromAfar: If she doesn't want people to stare at her chest, she should avoid wearing shirts with stuff written on it...
Otherwise, maybe she just forgot in the moment that she had that shirt on, but realized later what you were trying to do? I really doubt you'll get in trou... | 3 | 5 | |
1642016478 | 1642093026 | t3_s2exo1 | t5_2to41 | 260 | ThatGoriKuri: TIFU by calling out my Muslim friend for drinking wine
So the event that started this was actually just over a week ago days ago but the blowback was a few days ago.
Pretty much I'm a white girl but you'd never know that I'm Punjabi. I don't use my middle name (Kaur) conversationally so if you were to me... | 6 | 43.333333 | |
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Marrsvolta: Next time, just talk to her and ask if she would mind not having long conversations there. A cumsock is going to get you charged with sexual assault you weirdo.
SockRevengeBackfire: damn, is it that serious, should i delete the post?
Marrsvolta: I don't know but don't ... | 4 | 6 | |
1642017106 | 1642034828 | t3_s2f65d | t5_2to41 | 60 | InCiderMind: TIFU by contaminating an entire supermarket with milk
On mobile, so sorry about formatting!
So it all started with a normal, ordinary shopping trip. I wandered around the supermarket haphazardly picking up the items on my list. I'm not the most efficient shopper, so I revisited a few areas as I remembered... | 5 | 12 | |
1642015995 | 1642018503 | t3_s2eqyw | t5_2to41 | 22 | _TheProff_: TIFU by getting locked in a school bathroom
(TL;DR at bottom)
The time is 11:05 AM.
After a long and and arduous maths lesson, I was looking forward (well, I guess that's a bit much) to relieving myself in one of the school toilets.
However, when I reached the toilet, I discovered that the lock was stuck... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1642019372 | 1642024531 | t3_s2g2fa | t5_2to41 | 27 | MrForever_Student: TIFU by breaking a cardinal rule
Caveat: this happened about 2yrs ago but enjoy if you so please.
Nurse here - murse if you wanna get weird. I work the nightshift so usually by the end of my shift (7p-7a) my mental capacities are less than optimal. Nursing currently is still a pretty female dominat... | 3 | 9 | |
1642018703 | 1642023588 | t3_s2ft13 | t5_2to41 | 23 | my_clever-name: TIFU wearing slippers to shovel snow - my first thought was "I do not want to go the Emergency Room"
It was actually two days ago, an unusual sunny day January in Indiana. I let the dog out and stayed out to shovel some of the snow that had fallen overnight. I was in my jeans, shirt, and a jacket. On my... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1642020697 | 1642085663 | t3_s2gley | t5_2to41 | 409 | TheArtisticTurle: TIFU by accidentally feeding the family boiled paper water for two weeks
Okay, so here's the background: It had been a few years since my family got a tea kettle, so if we wanted tea or hot cocoa, we'd have to boil the water in a pot. We kept meaning to get a tea kettle, but just kept forgetting to.
... | 8 | 51.125 | |
1642024984 | 1642031409 | t3_s2ia72 | t5_2to41 | -4 | dahibhat: TIFU by allowing a covid positive friend to stay at my place without checking twice
I'm someone who is super hygienic and cautious about covid and diseases in general. A friend had planned to move to my city for his new job and stay at my place for 17 days before his lease for his new apartment begins. He was... | 7 | -0.571429 | |
1642023714 | 1642104076 | t3_s2hsd3 | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being good with words.
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WyattfuckinEarp: Double down. Life is great, if she likes you, fuck it, if she doesn't, fuck it. But honestly, mistakes and stupid shit IS DATING. Give yourself a break even if she dips out. Keep on keepin on!
Try2luvyourself: My man
Laddinater: Or say forget the ... | 4 | 34.25 | |
1642028050 | 1642030607 | t3_s2jg4t | t5_2to41 | 27 | Tamaninja: TIFU by burrning 10 grams of weed, sounding the smoke alarm, and then proceeding to get high with the smoke it created
Obligatory am still high
2 weeks ago I took a bus to buy 10 grams of weed for the first time planning to make edibles with them.
[https://i.imgur.com/5lQ1YH1.png](https://i.imgur.com/5l... | 3 | 9 | |
1642029463 | 1642038772 | t3_s2jzla | t5_2to41 | 12 | nocturnallie: TIFU by misreading my covid results
So this started Dec 2021 but I just figured it out today. Forgive me I'm on mobile.
The week before Christmas I notice my boss is sick, sniffling and taking cold medicine and stuff. I usually wear a mask in my small office (it's just me (f28), my boss (m65), and my co... | 3 | 4 | |
1642030081 | 1642046707 | t3_s2k7sq | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Peoples-Guy77: This is a repost
whisperskeep: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/mc5mwl/tifu_by_thinking_that_women_have_a_prostate_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
sjaano: Get em, boys.
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1642032069 | 1642032636 | t3_s2kyfz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally saying a Commercial jingle with a sexual undertone
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Thundersalmon45: Not your FU, OP. There is no sexual undertone to that phrase and I think the younger colleague might have been just fishing for trouble.
The fact that your other, older, colleagues got the reference demonstrat... | 3 | 2 | |
1642033273 | 1642035733 | t3_s2leas | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU by chasing that cool menthol feeling on "the boys" that my bodywash gives me
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IamREBELoe: I'll tell you this is a good way to fuck up your sensitivity for like, ever. Like, you can barely feel anything down there to the point it's difficult to stay aroused.
QueasiestGarlic: Are we talking li... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1642036432 | 1642040106 | t3_s2mgg8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MIW100: Damn bro. That horniness fucked you over big time. Next time rub one out before you bust out the credit card.
princealbertnyourcan: He got fucked alright.
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1642037849 | 1642085418 | t3_s2my9f | t5_2to41 | 5 | tcitco7: TIFU by purchasing coffee
It has been said that "hell is other people" and I can attest to the truth of those words because I endured torment in the form of an unassuming cashier.
At about nine AM, I entered a well known restaurant in order to cure my morning drowsiness with a cup of joe. What should have bee... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1642038617 | 1642039117 | t3_s2n7mh | t5_2to41 | 51 | Odd-Negotiation039: TIFU by leaving porn on autoplay for half of the day in the shared joint-family restroom.
Throwaway account.
I live with my in-laws and it's a Muslim household and I am a convert/revert. My wife has come out as being on the asexual spectrum so we don't 'get it on' often. Today I left my phone propp... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1642037840 | 1642056102 | t3_s2my67 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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colorsinthesky90: ESH. She’s 15, she’s old enough to make better decisions at her sisters wedding. YTA because you agreed to watch her and you didn’t.
Reddit-username_here: The bitch is 15, she can watch herself.
chilll_vibe: Clearly you aren't around enough 15 year olds
Reddit-... | 7 | 11.142857 | |
1642040111 | 1642061520 | t3_s2nqsn | t5_2to41 | 8,383 | Tannenday: TIFU by buying a cock ring at the supermarket
I was buying a one-use vibrating cock ring from our local supermarket for my wife and I to try that night before we buy a nice one online. I’m looking forward to the coitus in the near future and am fantasizing about it.
It’s 9:00 at night, and the store is mos... | 11 | 762.090909 | |
1642040874 | 1642203443 | t3_s2o06s | t5_2to41 | 25,645 | Rubricae98: TIFU By not performing basic hygiene
TLDR:take care of your hair and bedsheets.
Actually happened today. So I’m a dude who isn’t particularly the best at cleaning himself . Living on my own for the first time I’m starting to learn more and more how important certain functions of living can be.
The last ... | 14 | 1,831.785714 | |
1642043253 | 1642138540 | t3_s2otvd | t5_2to41 | 36 | Competitive_Sound564: TIFU by having drunk unprotected sex and am now freaking out about STD’s
So I (22M) never have done something like this before. But I’m on vacation and had a one night stand at a party while drunk and did not use a condom. I didn’t cum inside her but I am freaking about STD’s. I will get tested wh... | 6 | 6 | |
1642043730 | 1642076863 | t3_s2ozph | t5_2to41 | 56 | TIFUNudesforMIL: TIFU By Sending Nudes to my mother in law
This happened today so I'm still wishing to crawl in a hole and wither away.
Some info: My husband and I (F) are polyamorous. Now this is something that we dont mind our peers knowing, but would rather not have his family know.
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My husband is ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1642047930 | 1642100823 | t3_s2qere | t5_2to41 | 666 | mangopenguinconcent: TIFU by causing my GF to have a panic attack while trying to extract a lost dildo.
This happened just an hour ago but I am still reeling from it. Me (M23) and my (F22) girlfriend were getting frisky, she was on top and me wanting to spice things up a bit knowing she likes butt stuff, I grabbed a sm... | 12 | 55.5 | |
1642048239 | 1642073724 | t3_s2qie6 | t5_2to41 | 8,615 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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splathead: Spiderman webbing is just hot man fluid
charleswj: Actual conversation in Spider-Man: No Way Home regarding >!Toby Maguire!<'s webbing:
>Like, does it just come out of your wrists, or…
>Does it come out of anywhere else?
>Only… only the wrists.
ingenuo... | 17 | 506.764706 | |
1642054151 | 1642075336 | t3_s2sa5x | t5_2to41 | 5 | Throwaway_XL: TIFU by not buying the right condoms
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wutdolildood: Is emergency contraceptive an option for you? It's called Plan B in many places for $30-50 (I don't know where you're located so this may not be helpful). It is effective up to 72 hours after the "oops".
Throwaway_XL: I think those are free in m... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1642067214 | 1642068776 | t3_s2vsf8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | aesthetic-anonymous: TIFU by blocking my boyfriend on Reddit and now I can’t unblock him
I wasn’t planning to post this at first bc I never thought I was not able to block him but like, I CANNOT so. TIFU.
Maybe it’s better that I give context: me and my boyfriend don’t live in the same country. My boyfriend is Russian... | 9 | 2.333333 | |
1642072553 | 1642112836 | t3_s2wtmv | t5_2to41 | 32 | MustangSallyD: Are you saying he shouldn't breed because he took a cold shower? What?
ArmadilloDays: I’m saying at some point you’re an idiot who should not procreate.
Inner-Fee24: thank you for your amazing words of encouragement, I'll definitely keep that in mind the next time I'm shagging yo mum.
ArmadilloDays: She’... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1642072631 | 1642072887 | t3_s2x6no | t5_2to41 | 3 | puasaga: TIFU by conditioning myself to get a boner every time I fix the printer
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reddituser35791268: You’re an idiot. You know that right?
puasaga: I didn’t come here to get judged
bestofwhatsleft: That's what you said to your grandma, right?
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1642074326 | 1642085006 | t3_s2xmp5 | t5_2to41 | 57 | chickenman7: TIFU by eating something without checking what it was
A few years ago, my parents came to town and my wife and I took them to a cute seaside restaurant we thought they'd enjoy. Now I am a plain eater - some might argue I'm picky, but I think plain is more accurate - so at those mid- to upper-level restaura... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1642078017 | 1642104628 | t3_s2yo0v | t5_2to41 | 17,563 | Dalatirox: TIFU by sexting a random from snapchat before I got to know them.
So I get added on snap chat from a random community story by this extremely hot chick and like they snap me apparently thinking I’m cute or whatever. Of course the conversation gets pretty frisky, nudes and the like, Im talking a big game and ... | 19 | 924.368421 | |
1642078616 | 1642187964 | t3_s2yuh7 | t5_2to41 | 201 | Captain_Plant123: TIFU by suggesting an idea to my gf [28F]
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box_of_randomness: Sounds like you actually dodged a bullet
The_Unknown_246: What are you saying?
He dodged a bloody asteroid!
Oliviasdf: She needs serious help, from a professional, however she seems completely unaccommodating to the entire idea "... | 7 | 28.714286 | |
1642079693 | 1642119912 | t3_s2z6si | t5_2to41 | 155 | HappyDaCat: TIFU by not realizing dough-hooks were asymmetrical
Dough hooks are a type of attachment for mixers that are designed for, you guessed it, mixing dough. On a stand mixer, the design of the hook is literally just a big metal hook that moves around in the bowl. For hand mixers, however, the design is more aki... | 5 | 31 | |
1642080084 | 1642080556 | t3_s2zbb5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | _idk_any_username_: Tifu by almost eating soap
Basically the title. This happened a few minutes ago. I received some time ago a round shaped object which I had never seen in my life. The information my sister gave to me regarding the strange ufo was “uhhhg u know like I put that into water then you have a banana milksh... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1642086093 | 1642088880 | t3_s31eq1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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This_Space_For_Rnt: It gets better. Everyone’s first time is awkward as hell honestly don’t worry about her too much. She was just in it for sex. Was it her first time too?
ToadForYou: Second I think, so she was pretty awkward too I guess you could say.
This_Space_For_Rnt: She was... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1642088229 | 1642127005 | t3_s326zd | t5_2to41 | 227 | Socalir: TIFU: well for 20 years I fucked up I guess
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theforceisfemale: This feels like a secret ad
satisfiedfools: If someone paid for this they ought to ask for their money back. Ads are short for a reason.
Oliviasdf: I dated someone for a while that had that sort of skin care routine. I always wondered what... | 5 | 45.4 | |
1642093396 | 1642098902 | t3_s343zj | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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obzilla: You grandfather either still, or used to, jerk off. He doesn’t care. Awkward moment, but no one cares.
L-do_Calrissian: This. Grandpa's been driving it home one-handed since before the Korean war. Just don't spoot in his good slippers.
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1642093219 | 1642538924 | t3_s341dj | t5_2to41 | 5 | JoshStarbucks: TIFU by not wanting to ruin my laptop
So, currently I'm sick as hell. Blocked nose, headaches, the works. All of it. And despite this, I desperately need to wake up every day REALLY early (5 am) to study and prepare for a set of mock exams I need to answer next week.
I'm sitting at my desk studying che... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1642095641 | 1642096686 | t3_s34ypl | t5_2to41 | 104 | chimera445: TIFU by forgetting to delete the draft of an email before sending it.
So I work front desk at an office that rents out the whole floor of our building, and we sublet individual offices to small businesses and freelancers and the like. Part of my job is making sure our renters pay rent on time. We've had one... | 4 | 26 | |
1642097427 | 1642099871 | t3_s35np1 | t5_2to41 | 311 | sexsoda: TIFU by wrestling with my boyfriend.
This actually happened about 2 weeks ago but we only realized the gravity of the fuck up until about 3 days ago when I went to the doctor for my annual.
Let me start by saying that I’ve (24F) wrestled in high school and college competitively and it’s one of my favorite pa... | 10 | 31.1 | |
1642097449 | 1642110463 | t3_s35o0r | t5_2to41 | 119 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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This_Space_For_Rnt: 🤣🤣🤣it’ll be ok. Just don’t go quite so much next time.
halfblood_god: For some time I will gladly skip that
This_Space_For_Rnt: Nah, don’t hold out on the guy now.
donteatnada: Exactly 😂
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1642099276 | 1642100857 | t3_s36dl2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a trans woman
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Responsible_Gas7645: Well that was rude of you.
KR-kr-KR-kr: Well it was rude of her too, she should have been transparent enough to let him know that she had male genitalia, and he should have said that that makes him uncomfortable.
Responsible_Gas7645: Why? D... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1642101138 | 1642106739 | t3_s373d1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mozzee6269: TIFU by taking 4 advils on an empty stomach
So I am a student, im not a avid lifter(though me and my lifting coach are very tight on communication). An I am a young enough to not have learned the golden rule of advil, NEVER take it on an empty stomach. So I was lifting and I deadlifted 80lbs(ik it may seem... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1642101767 | 1642105475 | t3_s37c0x | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by knocking over my girlfriend’s plant
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trimix4work: You sound like you were contrite once you realized your mistake, and you certainly apologized and tried to make it right.
accidents happen. Get her another plant. Just go put it on her doorstep or something.
Don't call her for a minute.
Se... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1642103084 | 1642173022 | t3_s37tqq | t5_2to41 | 10,320 | Dalatirox: TIFU by sexting a random girl off snapchat before knowing a key detail. (Repost)
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loki_odinsotherson: Ha. Rolled with it.
kernpanic: I'll make jokes about anything, except wheel chairs. Thats where i make my stand.
Everythingelsestaken: Someone finally puts their foot down
inplayruin: At least he di... | 11 | 938.181818 | |
1642103594 | 1642105245 | t3_s380oi | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sonelly: You are literally his cousin. If his wife wants to divorce him because of a text from you, there are bigger issues here.
Mightmage: Maybe they’re from North Carolina?
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1642105230 | 1642105946 | t3_s38ncb | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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baaaaddds: What the fuck
Quiet_Touch3129: I'm not as black as I'm painted, I don't have a weird fetish (maybe i do but what you think),
just read the post.
baaaaddds: Oh I read the post. Only thing I can say is what the fuck
Quiet_Touch3129: Well if it's makes you feel any better ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1642105138 | 1642191227 | t3_s38m4w | t5_2to41 | 42 | ucladurkel: TIFU by making delicious bagels
Happened yesterday. I made bagels yesterday afternoon, and ate one as soon as it was cool enough to eat. It was delicious! I put the rest of them in the freezer, but a few hours later, they were so good that I was craving another. I took one out and, not realizing how quickly... | 6 | 7 |
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