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1642108091 | 1642108894 | t3_s39p8l | t5_2to41 | 11 | Quiet_Touch3129: Tifu by almost getting caught masturbating in parents' bedroom.
I thought I have enough time to have some fun so I went the slow way without porn.
but for those of you who don't remember me, this is not my first time getting caught masturbating.[got caught doing "it" by my dad on the family's couch](... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1642115967 | 1642162121 | t3_s3cp5v | t5_2to41 | 10 | rReey_El: TIFU BY NOT DOUBLE CHECKING MY LUGGAGE TAG BEFORE BOARDING AND I LOST MY SUITCASE
I (24F) work on a mine site where I have to travel from home to site by plane twice a month.
Today I left my home to the airport on time, my luggage was the best I have ever put together and, I was quite happy. Usually it means ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1642117659 | 1642121813 | t3_s3db5l | t5_2to41 | 22 | Steph_pizur: TIFU by getting a Lyft for a crazy person
I never post on Reddit, so please excuse me being new to this. But, I am pretty freaked out and not sure what to do! I was walking in my city and a lady approached me and asked if I had money for bus fair, I didn’t. She asked if I could Uber her. It wasn’t far so i... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1642121649 | 1642202241 | t3_s3eruy | t5_2to41 | 680 | tentacleinthewindow: TIFU by showing my collection to the neighborhood
This is a year long, ongoing fuck-up that I only just realized. So let me back up a bit to last year.
Last year we had all the windows in our house replaced for the first time since the 1960's, as new windows promised to better insulate the house f... | 7 | 97.142857 | |
1642121079 | 1642164493 | t3_s3ekkx | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MsOmgNoWai: if it makes you feel better, *we* know what you were taking a picture of.
BunniBlossoms: Yknow what, it does.
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1642122682 | 1642137904 | t3_s3f513 | t5_2to41 | 194,198 | Moocow870: TIFU by lying to my wife for 13 years…
TIFU by lying to my wife for 13 years…
My wife hates orange and lime flavored candies. I love them. Well, love the orange, like the lime.
So, she passes on the orange starburst to me. She passes the orange and green skittles to me. She passes the orange and green gum... | 22 | 8,827.181818 | |
1642123418 | 1642178818 | t3_s3feg1 | t5_2to41 | 166 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Odd_Ad_2805: Invisibility glasses! Lol
bpphillips5: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
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1642127783 | 1642189709 | t3_s3gyuv | t5_2to41 | 295 | Dalatirox: TIFU by sexting a random snapchat girl before knowing a key detail. (Repost of a Repost)
(This a repost of a repost since reddit took it down twice the fuck yo? Pls lemme just post.)
So I get added on snap chat from a random community story by this extremely hot chick and like they snap me apparently thinki... | 6 | 49.166667 | |
1642122431 | 1642168088 | t3_s3f1xd | t5_2to41 | 128 | -RCS-: TIFU by breaking two jet skis and a boat.
So I invited my friends over to my house for the day, I live at the beach, and it was a beautiful day. The sun was out and not a single cloud in the sky, the only problem which we didn't really comprehend was how bad the water conditions were. There was a huge swell and ... | 4 | 32 | |
1642129680 | 1642538731 | t3_s3hmog | t5_2to41 | 178 | MrNeckbeard_: TIFU by rapping about hentai in front of my mom
So I’m the lead singer for a meme music band, and I sing about all types of weird and disturbing stuff. Dr. Phil, Waifus, Reddit Karma, Roblox, Anime, The Rock, etc. We make music for the memes essentially, all jokes and not even a shred of seriousness.
I ... | 7 | 25.428571 | |
1642131599 | 1642173004 | t3_s3i9z3 | t5_2to41 | 66 | shriveledonion: TIFU by listening to a friend.
This actually happened today and I am ashamed for it.
I pet sit at my place and I have a long term cat from November to January. She's a very cuddly cat and one of the best lap companions! We'll call her Blackie for the sake of hiding her identity. The only downside was..... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1642132732 | 1642136249 | t3_s3io12 | t5_2to41 | 112 | clearlystyle: TIFU by buying myself a Hydroflask
Obligatory this *actually* happened today.
Backstory:
I (36F) have pretty bad ADHD and am completely addicted to caffeine. I had an epiphany recently that I'm sending myself to an early grave by constantly drinking Coca-Cola instead of water late in the day and gettin... | 5 | 22.4 | |
1642133283 | 1642175516 | t3_s3iv2l | t5_2to41 | 140 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Listentomyvoid: I don’t think there is such a thing as flashing your boobs, I mean yeah it is a sexualised part of your body according to society but you did nothing wrong. The dud shouldn’t’ve been staring like eww
Micander: You put out your boobs, men stare. That's just the way ... | 12 | 11.666667 | |
1642130783 | 1642249536 | t3_s3i05d | t5_2to41 | 230 | Sea-Economist1001: TIFU by playing my Nintendo Switch while walking on the treadmill
I like to walk on the treadmill to help wake up first thing in the morning. Listening to music was getting boring, so I decided to bring my Nintendo Switch to change things up. I mindlessly walk in place at 2-2.5 MPH for about an hour ... | 4 | 57.5 | |
1642135040 | 1642273952 | t3_s3jfub | t5_2to41 | 48 | Small_Whereas_114: Tifu by drinking banana milkshake urgh…
So story time!!!
So my best friend, husband and myself went out to steak and shake for lunch with the kids and my lactose intolerant dumbass thought it would be wise to order a large banana milkshake…. After I made a whole deal about my burger having cheese!!... | 8 | 6 | |
1642136407 | 1642167685 | t3_s3jvh0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | KnightCed: TIFU a typo lead to my squad thinking I was a Pedo
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Conesfordays10: What did you say ? “c?P” what does that mean
PuzzleheadedNovel297: It means CP, which means something I probably can't say here. The people assumed the question mark was to bypass a filter.
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1642139110 | 1642181075 | t3_s3kqbq | t5_2to41 | 36 | 808Usuck: TIFU for sneaking into my gfs house
i snuck in her house when she said i was allowed to but actually wasn’t. we had plans to watch a movie and hangout. it went well for about 8 minutes until her uncle caught us cuddling on her bed and called her mom after he said i wasn’t allowed to be there. her mom found o... | 4 | 9 | |
1642137215 | 1642223577 | t3_s3k5ep | t5_2to41 | 56 | Berrysnacker: TIFU by taking the stairs
A year ago I was pregnant in the midst of the panorama and so taking precautions when going to my prenatal visits at the hospital included taking the stairs to the 3rd floor. The elevators would be crowded and so many people would be waiting to get on due to the need to keep soci... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1642142357 | 1642165045 | t3_s3loar | t5_2to41 | 19 | Kam1kaze360: TIFU and Cut Myself While Opening a Coconut
*Hopefully this is big enough of a fuck up to go on this subreddit*
Ok so first a short backstory,
I went to the International District with some friends today and thought it would be fun to buy a coconut for $5, because why not.
I get home and decide to open... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1642143418 | 1642145437 | t3_s3lyw5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | sodbayara: TIFU by passing out while working
Today is the worst hangover and shame I have ever felt in a while.
I'm currently doing part-time/freelance bartending job at this company that do mini-catering services to events etc. Yesterday we had to cater this big ass wedding to some rich couple and they did have over... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1642150830 | 1642233705 | t3_s3nw8h | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting my pants outside
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ILikeCheesePleaseJee: I don’t even want to imagine the tortures your sphincter must have gone through if you can’t even hold a shit for more than an hour anymore
qjdhfbjxux: Yeah it occasionally happens like once or twice a year. one time it happened at school so I... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1642155482 | 1642203748 | t3_s3p2oy | t5_2to41 | 1,408 | ferralkid: TIFU by trying to be a functional, well-rounded adult with ADHD and accidentally taking (prescribed) adderall at 11:45pm
Allow me to situate you to enjoy the schadenfreude of my fuck up with a brief preamble: for those of you that aren't aware, while my ADHD does (perhaps more often than I'd like to admit) ... | 8 | 176 | |
1642160761 | 1642189917 | t3_s3qhm6 | t5_2to41 | 252 | Dalatirox: TIFU by dropping alcohol over a 6 year old.
So I work at a restaurant part time and it was my first job serving. I took a tray out that had a fuck ton of food and in the center of it a single glass of chardonnay. Now being new to serving I had no idea how easily topple-able wine glasses were. So as I get to ... | 3 | 84 | |
1642164009 | 1642202872 | t3_s3rfi8 | t5_2to41 | 371 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob
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SkippedBeat: >What I didn't know is that he left his phone to the right side of the bed on the floor when we lied down and not on my nightdesk which is to the left of the bed.
His screen lights up super bright and in that moment I jump up to try and cover ... | 8 | 46.375 | |
1642162876 | 1642164919 | t3_s3r3fi | t5_2to41 | 41 | sapphire_rainy: TIFU by locking myself in my own bathroom
Currently, my bathroom door handle is broken. If you close the door from the inside, you will be locked in, and it can only be opened again from the outside. A maintenance guy is coming next week to fix it, so in the meantime I’ve been trying to remain aware of ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1642166283 | 1642167115 | t3_s3s6g0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | ifukupeveryday: TIFU by proposing a girl and getting myself blocked
So this happened to me a year ago(August2020) , I and my friend actually my crush started chatting over Snapchat. She found a picture of mine doing something very embarassing (my mom put that pic on her WhatsApp status ) which idk how she found out .... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1642166360 | 1642183424 | t3_s3s7dx | t5_2to41 | 63 | Snoo48829: TIFU by misreading caller ID and answering the phone rudely
I'm was in a deep deep slumber when my phone rang so a very bleary eyed me without my glasses on thought the caller ID said my mums name so I answered in a rather gruff and thick Ulster inter twinggled with west country farmer accent "Wha tha fuck y... | 4 | 15.75 | |
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Significant-Lab-1760: Something we practice at my place, since we have a tiny BR, shelves above the toilet, and sink so close, is to always close the toilet lid after every use. Too many accidents in the past.
you-are-not-yourself: Most hygienic approach is to close the lid before... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1642175531 | 1642177517 | t3_s3vjgr | t5_2to41 | 43 | TheBigSad_69: TIFU by trimming my boyfriend's beard too much right before our date.
Update:
So he's just video called me. His new hair is great and he seems happier than when he left. He likes his new haircut and he now looks like a Peaky Blinder. I like his new haircut too. He just needs to either go clean-shaven or ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1642180392 | 1642197902 | t3_s3xfjc | t5_2to41 | 2,347 | SalviaManTA: TIFU by inadvertely saying the n-word and getting punched by two friends.
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aeriepastel: Black woman here. They’re not your friends, they’re just with you your for the weed. A true friend would sit there and literally tell you they understood it was a slip up and just to be mindful next time. What ... | 13 | 180.538462 | |
1642182167 | 1642210323 | t3_s3y3uh | t5_2to41 | 295 | DesiMortyy: TIFU by writing an infinite loop and creating thousands of Outlook invites
So I work in IT and we were trying to automate creating Outlook entries using an excel sheet. A friend of mine suggested me that it's very easy to do it using PowerAutomate.
For those who don't know, You can create workflows using P... | 7 | 42.142857 | |
1642188798 | 1642212716 | t3_s40jvo | t5_2to41 | 67,199 | BBBG214: TIFU by flashing my boyfriend
My boyfriend and I are staying at his aunt’s beach house for the week along with his mom and daughter. We all went to the beach yesterday and when we got back his mom went to go shower his daughter, I was sitting in a chair opposite the dining room table, and he was at the table c... | 14 | 4,799.928571 | |
1642192814 | 1642194950 | t3_s421i9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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JustARandomWeirdo17: WHATTTTTTTTT!!?????
CAKE DAYS ARE NOT BIRTHDAYS!!????
Now I have to Google what they actually are. Oh you are not alone by the way. Do you know how many happy birthdays I've sent!!??
Oh lord!
NarrativeScorpion: They're your Reddit anniversary. The date you ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1642192920 | 1642195666 | t3_s4233g | t5_2to41 | 70 | warda8825: TIFU by accidentally peeing on myself.
This happened a few months ago.
Picture it. It's Sunday afternoon, and it's a sunny, crisp autumn day. You and your husband decide to go for a nice, scenic drive. Bundled up with a scarf and some hot chocolate, you jump in the car. You turn off highways and tolls, and ... | 5 | 14 | |
1642195367 | 1642205660 | t3_s42znk | t5_2to41 | 55 | Minimum_Ocelot_5566: TIFU by using a Dressing room
First of all, let me state I think all dressing rooms are disgusting. You say dressing rooms and all I think are closets of random pubic hairs. So, for me to use one, I’m desperate and it’s taken a huge amount of mental pep talk.
Several years ago after an extende... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1642196564 | 1642220114 | t3_s43g5g | t5_2to41 | 7 | StardustNyako: TIFU by putting too much honey in my oatmeal
I made some oatmeal with peanut butter, walnuts and honey. People keep talking about how beneficial honey is for health so I started putting some in my oatmeal too. Today I put too much in.
When I went to eat my oatmeal I noticed it was too sweet, but honey ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1642198866 | 1642200323 | t3_s44bnr | t5_2to41 | 50 | Furious_The_God: Tifu by leaving the door slightly cracked
Ok guys today I fucked up hard. I am a 16 yo male and we went out to eat I was the last one to leave the house and I closed the door... or at least I thought I did we just got home to realize the door was halfway open my dad grabbed his pistol and went inside t... | 5 | 10 | |
1642201617 | 1642262642 | t3_s45cqk | t5_2to41 | 6,112 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my best friend my spare house key
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vdsmith18: You know kinky can be a foot massage not a prequel to cancer. lol
idkhowtothrowawayy: Go hard or go home I guess 😂
vdsmith18: Yup a lifetime of sticking shit up your ass, many oncologists and pcp may get a pass at it too 😂
idkhowtothrowa... | 20 | 305.6 | |
1642203372 | 1642203572 | t3_s45zlf | t5_2to41 | 53 | Suspicious_Fly133: TIFU by having sex in front of my crush
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noble_plebian: That’s confusing as fuck.
billylittledick: It makes no sense but look at the account history, then it makes sense
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1642204676 | 1642267073 | t3_s46fsf | t5_2to41 | 60 | totalybadical: TIFU by getting a Vasectomy
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Top-Shotta_202: Does the doctor not get introuble for something like that? Don’t really know how that works
totalybadical: When you get a medical procedure the surgeon has the ability to mess up within an area around where the procedure is taking place. Accidents hap... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1642205309 | 1642254768 | t3_s46o2d | t5_2to41 | 2,562 | Fumbling-Potato: TIFU By Unintentionally Announcing a Sex Invitation
So usually when my boyfriend has me on speaker phone, he answers like "yo, what's up, I'm on speaker phone". Not this time. He's talking to me as usual, albeit sounding more depressed. He says he's tired with life and bored with everything, so I playf... | 7 | 366 | |
1642203589 | 1642209157 | t3_s46282 | t5_2to41 | 67 | enblightened: TIFU by ignoring my new car’s tire pressure warning
This happened yesterday.
I flew to albuquerque to buy a car, and drove it back home to california. I stopped 12 hours into my drive at an airbnb and then resumed the next morning. When i started the car, i heard three beeps and saw the TPMS warning illu... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1642206524 | 1642540521 | t3_s4736a | t5_2to41 | 380 | vikingbabushka: TIFU by searching for a fitness community on Reddit the wrong way
So I will preface this by saying this FU indeed happened today, a few minutes ago, in fact, but to a friend of mine, who is a lurker and gave me permission to share, he also roped me into this FU so it is also partially mine.
So my frien... | 8 | 47.5 | |
1642207885 | 1642243058 | t3_s47k2b | t5_2to41 | 27 | Grantimoto1: TIFU by forgetting to wash conditioner out of my hair
Obligatory "this happened about a year ago" but it's actually happened more than once. So I'm a 26 year old male, I have a routine when I shower of shampooing my hair first thing then rinsing it off. When I was 23 I met my now wife who taught me I shoul... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1642208741 | 1642224895 | t3_s47uk1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | IrrelevantDanger: TIFU by going to the hospital
For a little bit of background, I have had mild chest pain for the last couple days. Today when I woke up it was worse than it has been, not debilitating but definitely enough to be annoying. I didn't think it was a big deal so I got dressed and went to work.
A couple ho... | 6 | 4 | |
1642212627 | 1642303977 | t3_s494ti | t5_2to41 | 4,932 | CommonCent: TIFU by getting a vasectomy.
Today was my vasectomy, well some of it anyways. I’m a 44 year old father of two, and am finally convinced there are no circumstances where I would want another child. My wife has had an IUD since our youngest was born 9 years ago, but it does cause her discomfort and makes her... | 15 | 328.8 | |
1642213845 | 1642303824 | t3_s49jku | t5_2to41 | 69 | 02grimreaper: TIFU: by answering my wife’s question.
This happened today. I got home today after work, and decided to be proactive around the house instead of waiting for a honey do list. Well my bathrooms sink has been slow to drain lately, so I had decided this morning I was gonna try to do something about it.
Once... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1642213987 | 1642259547 | t3_s49lgv | t5_2to41 | 66 | loorid: TIFU by giving a bunch of French motorists a not so sexy surprise
Obligatory not today and also mobile user, so double sorry.
A couple of years ago my friend invited me on a road trip to France. It was the height of summer, so the temperature was in the high thirties (celcius) and we were dressed for the weath... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1642170707 | 1642216419 | t3_s3tpvx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my own breakfast
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AquaSherbet:
I desperately hope you’re good in bed or something. Or an organ donor.
PrettyCauliflower638: What...?
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1642271576 | 1642294267 | t3_s4bmr8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | RatsAndSnakes: Lol nobody will want you with that attitude dude
sup3rn1k: Thats why ive got over 60 matches on bumble and tinder in 2 days. Lmao.
Females ruin men and then yall are mad at the man.
But if a dude cheated on the girl yall would be mad at the dude still. Lmfao.
RatsAndSnakes: Hahaha dude who are you tr... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1642221058 | 1642368656 | t3_s4bufb | t5_2to41 | 13,688 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my height
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tommyblaze221: Wait fear of tall people is a thing?
throwaway1235392828: Yup I’ve had people avoid me when I’m trying to do something nice for them like hold open a door
nurseofdeath: LPT; if someone asks if you play basketball, ask them if they play mini golf
(My so... | 12 | 1,140.666667 | |
1642219254 | 1642225892 | t3_s4ba0o | t5_2to41 | 13 | Masspoint: TIFU by damaging precious gaming electronics.
Now this happened last weekend but to paint a picture how dire the situation was, I need to give a bit of background information.
I'm an avid fifa ultimate team player, and if you don't know what the EA ultimate team system is, if you're invested in this, in the... | 5 | 2.6 | |
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theaxandthetree: Get what you want, find something to hide them in, maybe an old gym bag (a clean one) or something like that. Don't forget to get some cleaner for your toys, and make sure it is specifically made for toys, so it doesn't.. ya know.. burn ;)
MonstercatDavid: deleted... | 3 | 5 | |
1642225618 | 1642283082 | t3_s4d7n4 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Brilliant-Law6106: TIFU by getting caught having sex by my mother in law
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tanneritekid: She’s not your mother in law
You have to be married to have a MIL.
😎
Brilliant-Law6106: guess I messed it up in translation, didnt know that.. thanks
tanneritekid: It’s all good
Where you from?
Brilliant-Law6106: mexico... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1642223466 | 1642268833 | t3_s4ckse | t5_2to41 | 2 | skyfallnf: TIFU by losing my first PlayStation account
So I was reading a lot of funny stories on here..(I'm sorry I know your situations are tough but so was mine... In it's own way?)
This happened when I was a bit younger, in 2014.(I was born on 2000 so)I had just bought a ps4 and was eager to make an account to fin... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1642237523 | 1642274251 | t3_s4gb0v | t5_2to41 | 64 | Majestic_Security_69: TIFU by accidentally showing my nudes to my elder sister
Sooooo I messed up bad. I occasionally exchange nudes with my boyfriend and I delete them immediately after sending. But being the dumbass I am, I didn't delete them from my recycle bin (I know I should have but nobody snoops around in my ga... | 9 | 7.111111 | |
1642238456 | 1642238644 | t3_s4gj7l | t5_2to41 | 30 | Enjoyafish: TIFU by getting my housemate fired.
Soooo this has been a bit of an issue in my house recently. My housemate is required to work from home and he works quite unsociable hours so makes quite a lot of noise in the evening. He works for a very well known online hotel booking company (which will remain nameless... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1642239176 | 1642242003 | t3_s4gpk8 | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Goelian: You really went from a 0 to 100 under a second didn’t you lol
Chauzx: *3 to 6
Lone_StreetCone: Or 5 to 15 depending on what the charges are
Chauzx: In the US it depends on the judge tho, could be off in a few months or even have it reversed
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1642244197 | 1642258347 | t3_s4hx5h | t5_2to41 | 519 | BassSquared: TIFU by carrying a car battery in my backpack
So my car battery's been acting up a bit lately, having trouble starting and needing my roommate to jumpstart it every once in a while. Eventually I decided enough was enough- these things generally last 3 years and it's been around that long, so I figured I'd ... | 8 | 64.875 | |
1642249885 | 1642250370 | t3_s4jczr | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NukaJuice: The dudes probably low-key hurt that you're going on a date with another dude regardless if you're both just FWB
ihatemustard1: Yeah he definitely caught a lil feelings for her 😂
NukaJuice: Yeah 100%
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1642249923 | 1642267260 | t3_s4jddu | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a fancy carwash and accidentally kidnapping a Mexican Dude.
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RagingRapids: Sounds grossly exaggerated. 1/2 mile? I highly doubt it. And all he said was "no màs, no màs"? Yeah right.
orasio: Remember that the op doesn't speak Spanish.
The guy may have said: no más me baje de aquí vo... | 5 | 21.4 | |
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Onirakith: And this is why more training and proper sales rules are followed to prevent this kinda shit from happening.
You should have never sold that product to him
Coraiah: People can buy whatever they want. The customer is an adult and should take responsibility for himself. ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1642251253 | 1642317874 | t3_s4jq28 | t5_2to41 | 1,825 | AreYouDecent: TIFU by taking a drug test
Not sure if this qualifies, but a good story, so here we go:
A few years ago, I started a job at a company that was elite in its field. There were all sorts of tests to even get through to the interview stages, and then tests afterwards too (typically aptitude, situational, et... | 8 | 228.125 | |
1642253878 | 1642367951 | t3_s4khu2 | t5_2to41 | 13,737 | Be_my_guest_speaker: Tifu by selling a new cannabis user our most potent product
My day at work started okay but that was about to change with the quickness.
I work at a cannabis dispensary in Montana and Montana just became a recreational use state on New years day.
The shop was busy busy and everyone had questions... | 14 | 981.214286 | |
1642257042 | 1642258825 | t3_s4lib8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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HelenFromHR: Why do you think there’s a “shortage” of bad bitches ? Have you seen women in general? That was only ‘one’ girl, Also there’s like five or six billion women or something and most of them are divine ❤️
If you’re worried that being fit and having a good job isn’t going... | 5 | 2 | |
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Puzzleheaded_Age6550: I think you did not FU. I think you were being kind, caring human beings. And maybe not quite thinking clearly due to waking up in the middle of a sound sleep. I would like to have you as neighbors.
Rodrick_Langley: Hey, thanks, stranger! We feel pretty sil... | 3 | 5 | |
1642269901 | 1642334754 | t3_s4q66k | t5_2to41 | 4,714 | ta_9992298714: TIFU by using an impact massager to masturbate while wearing pants.
So, this happened last night.
I purchased one of these impact massagers a few months ago. Theragun is the brand some of you may recognize, but for those who don't know these massagers are like a small jackhammer with a soft tip. They ... | 12 | 392.833333 | |
1642270472 | 1642271330 | t3_s4qe6a | t5_2to41 | 4 | WastedLife1819: TIFU and realised I have wasted all of my future life and my potential trying to get a best "career".
Please bare with me because this is going to be long and I am not even sure if this post is going to get any eyes. If you could spare some minutes for me and give an advice and/or share your similar exp... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1642270639 | 1642295911 | t3_s4qgdm | t5_2to41 | 49 | brainzilla420: TIFU by finishing maple syrup on my woodstove
And indeed, the woodstove got finished on.
This happened about an hour ago and now I'm pretending to poop so I can write this and avoid my wife's stink eye for a bit.
Context, I work for a small company that manufactures equipment for the hobby sugar mak... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1642270434 | 1642296766 | t3_s4qdnk | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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glitterfartunicorn: Here’s my unsolicited advice: Try a paid dating site if you want something more serious. Someone who is willing to pay for a service is more likely to be interested in more than a hook up.
hyrulehunny: I pay for tinder gold and I use it exclusively for hook ups... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1642279268 | 1642280189 | t3_s4tp8o | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Vast_Reflection: Yeah, you need new friends. These people are extremely shallow and you become shallow and thoughtless when you’re around them. You need to sit down with him and apologize and let him tell you how he’s been feeling. I’m hoping you can learn and grow from this. Find... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1642282807 | 1642306522 | t3_s4v0sd | t5_2to41 | 101 | Upstairs_Key_4649: TIFU i left out a used sanitary towel in my shared bathroom
some of this might get a bit TMI so apologies in advance
basically i'm on the tail-end of my period, i'm not bleeding as much so earlier, when i went to the bathroom (which i share with 5 housemates) i took my pad off my underwear and put ... | 5 | 20.2 | |
1642283215 | 1642298598 | t3_s4v6d5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | cigojner: Tifu by eating raw fish in Spain
Apologies in advance for the graphic language, but this is literally me and my gf suffering in real time.
Right now we are laying in bed, my poor gf just stopped throwing up for the 5time and I just pissed out of my anus while throwing up empanadas into a bucket.
Needless ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1642286524 | 1642327570 | t3_s4wfgs | t5_2to41 | 176 | ProfessionalBag9230: TIFU by admitting my feelings for my friend
I need opinions and thoughts So I have this friend who I have known for years and we became really close I mean saying I love you to each other alot i developed feelings and each time it was building up eventually i was starting to feel physically Ill bec... | 13 | 13.538462 | |
1642288540 | 1642294264 | t3_s4x658 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Herefortifu: TIFU by getting too drunk on a date and forgetting some information
This didn't happen today but a couple months ago.
So I (34F living in London), have a blanket rule to never date someone who is Australian. The reason being that every Australian friend I've ever known (and this is like 7 or 8 now) has e... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1642288711 | 1642290133 | t3_s4x8b1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | _GenderNotFound: TIFU by getting my finger stuck in a hole in my pet carrier.
I (27NB) have two pet rats that I love with all my heart. It's an interesting situation because I thought I would have an apartment by now but I don't so right now they're paid for by me but they're being taken care of by the pet store. This ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1642287470 | 1642334992 | t3_s4wrpq | t5_2to41 | 527 | elratoncitohermoso: TIFU by trying to do my job but being a perv instead
This happened tonight. I (27 F) work as a radio broadcast presenter. My job requires some good stories to tell, so I always read articles and stuff to find some good material.
So tonight, among other things, I found this research that said that p... | 4 | 131.75 | |
1642292597 | 1642317040 | t3_s4ym9l | t5_2to41 | 11,441 | MsStarSword: TIFU by not taking my pain seriously and almost died
This didn’t happen today, it happened around Christmas Eve 2021 and the fallout happened January 12th 2022 which was a few days ago. I am on mobile so sorry if the formatting is weird.
Content warning: menstruation, blood, surgery and discussion of preg... | 11 | 1,040.090909 | |
1642296460 | 1642300792 | t3_s4zxyi | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MaybeAverage: god tier simp lmao move on already bro
AcrobaticSource3: Lol I read your comment as “god tier pimp”
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1642300431 | 1642325291 | t3_s5191v | t5_2to41 | 68 | ShuckU: TIFU by troubling a boil on my side and then having it burst on my birthday of all days
A rare case of this fuck up actually happening today, on my birthday no less. Yesterday morning, I noticed a slight pain in my side, above my torso. Later on in the day I realized it was a huge boil. I knew I didn't want to ... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1642298116 | 1642302097 | t3_s50hgj | t5_2to41 | 4 | SuperMafia: TIFU By Giving My Mother a Norovirus
TIFU by realizing just what I had infected my mother with.
To give some backstory to this TIFU, a week and a half ago, I felt something strange in my body. My abdomen was mildly hurting, and I was starting to burp more so than usual. I had thought nothing of it, since i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1642301605 | 1642304018 | t3_s51mua | t5_2to41 | 39 | JetsFan2003: TIFU by attempting to wax my legs
This literally just happened an hour ago, and I feel like such a dumbass.
Recently I (NB18) figured out that I'm a trans enby, and I've been trying to appear more feminine (buying jewelry, looking into buying skirts, growing out my hair, etc.). One of the ways I've been t... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1642309259 | 1642380710 | t3_s5420g | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through the gift bag my daughter’s boyfriend bought her
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artbyeffy: y'know teenagers do have sex, right? and at least they were being safe about it bc i know i wasn't at that age..
edit: it's also kinda idiotic to keep her from seeing a boy bc she's sexually active... can't stop her... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1642309041 | 1642370102 | t3_s53zfn | t5_2to41 | 177 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Convoy_DnB: Tiktok is fucking cancer anyway
breezyfye: I’m sure reddit is much better
Iceologer_gang: Because we don’t assault people, cause property damage, and threaten to shoot up a school, all while doing a stupid dance to a song about colors.
breezyfye: You know there’s other... | 9 | 19.666667 | |
1642307351 | 1642316822 | t3_s53h2k | t5_2to41 | 20 | mysteriouslycryptic: TIFU by going above and beyond to take back a secret Santa gift
This happened at the office holiday dinner last month. I think I've finally got to the point where I've desensitized myself to reflect on it without writhing in embarrassment. Also, mobile and I'm not proofreading.
As the title implie... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1642310554 | 1642320848 | t3_s54fmo | t5_2to41 | 3,172 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming out of the closet on accident
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Odyssey2K: I believe I am liberal
MonthSubstantial4396: Cool. What made you arrive at that conclusion?
Odyssey2K: I took AP Government last semester and my beliefs aligned more with Liberals I’m really big on environmentalism too, thank you for listening... | 11 | 288.363636 | |
1642311380 | 1642314843 | t3_s54oee | t5_2to41 | 5 | skittleskush: Tifu by eating to much
Actually happened four days ago, but I still feel the pain.
So I (18) had nothing to eat at home, so I decided To go buy pastas (cause very cheap), on my way to the grocery store, I saw a kebab trailer on a parking spot, so I decided “why not eat that tonight?”
That’s where I fuck... | 5 | 1 | |
1642310367 | 1642347879 | t3_s54dce | t5_2to41 | 24 | DontDrinkAcetone: TIFU by making my microwave explode while trying to cook eggs in it.
Obligatory this didn't happen today.
So when I was about 13, devilled eggs were one of my favorite foods and I'd make them all the time. There was this one time, though, where I was really hungry and didn't want to wait for the wate... | 4 | 6 | |
1642311817 | 1642461199 | t3_s54t51 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Cultural-Tap3754: TIFU by brushing into a Karen’s phone in the store
I’m f(27) and was with my husband (32). For background context, I moved to the states a few years ago.
Today as we were driving back from my FIL’s, I noticed there was a store nearby specializing in food from my country. I of course jump at the oppo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1642312602 | 1642312866 | t3_s550zs | t5_2to41 | 1 | fIoatie: TIFU by throwing obama off a cruise ship
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District_Rude: How high were you when you had this fever dream?
fIoatie: This is real, not a dream. I was obamas best friend from 2006-2010.
District_Rude: You "learned" to swim in the ocean and actually made it to land... While bleeding in shark infested wate... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1642314477 | 1642349882 | t3_s55k3s | t5_2to41 | 422 | toxicimpulse18: TIFU by having sex and not kicking the cat off the bed.
So this just happened, and the pain (both physical and emotional) is still very fresh.
My fiancé and I were having a normal Saturday night in, drinking some wine/beer and just having a good time. We both get ready for bed, and when we get to the b... | 6 | 70.333333 | |
1642314307 | 1642439105 | t3_s55imj | t5_2to41 | 73 | TheRandomRedditRat: TIFU by blasting cupcakke next to my mom
So tifu by blasting cpr next to my conservative Christian mom…
For some background info, I am 15f and I live in a very christian household. We go to church every Sunday and my grandmother is a pastor and all that jazz. Ironically enough my mom really does no... | 9 | 8.111111 | |
1642317346 | 1642354489 | t3_s56bea | t5_2to41 | 9 | eyemroot: TIFU by Involuntarily Stewing Leftovers in My Rental Condo
As I was driving home, I had a mildly serious discussion with myself about the pros and cons of taking an evening ride on my road bicycle. It got into a silently heated argument where my fitness regime angel was screaming, “you’ve got this, get the mi... | 3 | 3 | |
1642319738 | 1642358987 | t3_s56whj | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my brother's Reddit profile
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LPOLED: Good for blocking, but really, if you had suspicions and really wanted to respect their privacy, you would’ve blocked them a lot sooner.
thatonealtchick: They’re drunk I don’t really think they were thinking straight
PugScorpionCow: Smh the blatan... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1642320825 | 1642345199 | t3_s57690 | t5_2to41 | 3,253 | Cfchicka: Tifu by running for the hills during my first tsunami
I woke up suddenly to the loud warning alert today. Like most folks on the west coast this morning. I just saw “tsunami”
MY BRAIN Went… TSUNAMI!!!
I was dressed and almost running to my car in two mins flat. No joke. I grabbed my dog and drove fast up t... | 8 | 406.625 | |
1642321668 | 1642324263 | t3_s57d7y | t5_2to41 | 65 | aonostalgic: TIFU by thinking that I, for real, inherited something big from a long lost relative
Obligatory: This happened a few days ago.
Let me state that I am, generally, no idiot. I know my "princes" or "rich aunts" who just happen to want to give me a few million dollars via email if I just pay 500 Dollars upfro... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1642331612 | 1642412810 | t3_s59rlr | t5_2to41 | 13 | ballislyfe420: TIFU by yaking all over my grandma's jacket
I (23f) was at a wedding last night having a good ole time. Next thing I know my family is telling me we're leaving. I just woke up with a trash can next to me... So I woke up my sister (21f) and asked what the fuck happened. Apparently 5 mins into the drive I ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1642332418 | 1642368392 | t3_s59ylu | t5_2to41 | 6,181 | smol_aquinan: TIFU by masturbating in the shower causing my bathroom to flood and injuring myself in the process (NSFW)
This happened about 20mins ago and I'm torn between laughing at my idiocy and being angry at myself.
I (24F) was feeling a little frisky this evening. However, my boyfriend had already gone to bed b... | 10 | 618.1 | |
1642334724 | 1642352854 | t3_s5ajen | t5_2to41 | 47,932 | JohnnySinsCumrag: TIFU by watching futanari porn and getting caught by my father.
So, I was looking through rule 34 and decided to watch some futanari porn, as it never disappoints me and is overall pretty nice porn in general in my opinion. I found this nice video and started… uhh you get it. Just a dude being a dude ... | 18 | 2,662.888889 | |
1642339496 | 1642340361 | t3_s5btk1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by coming to school drunk
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EarlyGoose9284: Sounds like a right result, got pissed, ducked a dull class, nice napnap, and home early
somerandomname_125: Well, when you view it from that perspective... lost my reputation but got to skip class! :D
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