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1642340293 | 1642365465 | t3_s5c1r2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | AlcatK: TIFU by commenting on my cousin's kid's gingerbread house and hurting my grandma's feelings
This happened around December 26 or 27. My cousin has two children, the older one is almost 7. We will call him Jay.
My cousin and her kids made gingerbread houses for Christmas and Jay decorated his own. My grandma ma... | 3 | 3 | |
1642341634 | 1642342903 | t3_s5cgeu | t5_2to41 | 36 | YesterdayYes: TIFU By Leaving My Vibrater at My Former Step-Dad's House
NSFW
My Step-Dad kicked us out suddenly (He's been doing coke/possibly having an affair for context) and my Mom is horrible with money as she also has substance abuse issues, so I (19F) and my brother (18M) couldn't stay with her.
Thankfully my ... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1642343141 | 1642343624 | t3_s5cx69 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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gerad425: She was following the good ole rule of not being available. You can look but don't touch. Good on her for being upfront about her situation. If you continue to pursue her then your a piece of shit. If you just do your thing and let her live your life then good on you.
He... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1642344925 | 1642360985 | t3_s5dhkz | t5_2to41 | 1 | ebil_lightbulb: Tifu by assaulting a guy after he showed my nudes to a group of strangers
Tl;dr: a guy show my nudes to a group of strangers without my permission and I threw my water in his face. He said he has me for assault if I try to pursue him for the felony he just commited and that he has money so he'll win.
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1642346220 | 1642354586 | t3_s5dwpk | t5_2to41 | 2 | Obscene_: tifu by derailing my DMs first campaign
The campaign mentioned above started as a one-shot that I couldn't fully attend. I informed my brother, who is the DM, that I had birthday party to go to later. When that time came, he had my character insta-killed for a shock affect for the other players. I left cordia... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1642350111 | 1642369319 | t3_s5f8wg | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating Pizza with freshly hatched maggots
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mrkaramazov86: What's the verdict?
BigmansFacilities: wdym?
mrkaramazov86: Can't be worse than pineapple right?
shaggypoo: Pineapple pizza is great
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1642350675 | 1642354437 | t3_s5fg4s | t5_2to41 | 30 | freyathegreatest: TIFU by not closing the office door
I’m not a native english speaker, so grammar may be a little bit off. Sorry.
So, basically I(21F) live with my boyfriend (22M) of two years. We are two broke college students, so when we wanted to get a pet 2 years ago, we went for some lowcost options.
This is ho... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1642352522 | 1642386959 | t3_s5g4aq | t5_2to41 | 264 | droppedmybrain: TIFU by walking 16 miles
Obligatory: this happened yesterday, but I'm dealing with the consequences today (and probably the next couple of days lol)
So, bit of backstory, I'm staying over at my boyfriend's place for awhile while my apartment gets fumigated.
Yesterday, it's my day off, it's noon, my b... | 6 | 44 | |
1642354832 | 1642440523 | t3_s5gzbp | t5_2to41 | 30 | PugScorpionCow: TIFU by not activating 2 step verification for my Playstation account.
Take online security seriously, kids.
Someone has officially stolen my account, and I don't have any way to get it back until the weekend is over. (Playstation and my bank are both closed) Two debit cards, which I forgot to delete,... | 6 | 5 | |
1642355989 | 1642360145 | t3_s5hemu | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bowlofjello: You asked if your kid was alright, and now your wife won’t talk to you…?
I don’t think that’s a FU I think your wife might just be a little stressed and is overreacting.
Maybe she needs a break so she can nap or eat or relax or something.
helldozer1: nah i made a j... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1642355457 | 1642360152 | t3_s5h7my | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my partner that "I was playing with the purse some more and I think you'll really like it" after she told me about a dream she had last night where I was cheating on her.
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GeekGurl2000: Of course, I had to Google.
https://www.tombihn.com/products/side-kick?variant=31671534420031#ima... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1642358071 | 1642358341 | t3_s5i6ei | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Any-Fudge: I want you to know I downvoted this
Rich_Regular5813: You made the right decision
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1642358206 | 1642434104 | t3_s5i85c | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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I_Thot_So: Dude. This was such a gross invasion. If you’re into her, use your words. Not your dick. On her underwear. In her house. Without her consent.
So fucking creepy.
Disastrous-Anxiety: Thank you for this!
I_Thot_So: I wish someone would hack this dude and report him to th... | 5 | 8 | |
1642359106 | 1642360128 | t3_s5ijqy | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ZharethZhen: Ask her out.
taken_one: I like her as a friend.Don't want anything else.
CorneliusGeezerButle: Tell her that.
taken_one: She knows it. I told her that in the beginning that its nothing serious.
MinglinSingle: Sounds like she may not know it
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1642361788 | 1642371310 | t3_s5jkcm | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GeekGurl2000: Um...define "really good man", please.
Financial exploitation IS a form of abuse.
Quit buying his weed.
https://youtu.be/OKpo9wxSZaU
LingonberryTimely397: He’s not THAT broke that I buy his basic needs. Lol but he’s a good man because he treats me really good and ... | 7 | 14.142857 | |
1642360513 | 1642362121 | t3_s5j365 | t5_2to41 | 8 | MackAttackATO69: TIFU with my Family
I have debated if I want to post this or not because it is probably going to be listed at the top of my embarrassing moments for quite some time.
Here’s the backstory you need to know. I have some autoimmune issues and they are quite hard to control at times. For various reasons ... | 4 | 2 | |
1642355877 | 1642362203 | t3_s5hd42 | t5_2to41 | 16 | misslemonadeee: TIFU by accidentally breeding mosquitoes in my roon for god knows how long
Sooo for like 3 months Ive had my ortho k lenses. They have to be put into a bottle of hydrogen peroxide after and before i wear them. When I take them out I wash them in saline solution in a box.
So I apparently forgot to wash... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1642365257 | 1642380747 | t3_s5kv8i | t5_2to41 | 51 | fred42069: TIFU by accidentally following a woman home
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lts_nodnarb: r/ExplaingShortStoriesWithWayTooMuchDetail
1feralengineer: r/subredditTitlesThatAreLongerThenRuleNumberOneAllowsThemToBe
lts_nodnarb: It's a joke buddy
1feralengineer: Yeah I got it.
Are you threatened by someone building on your foundation?... | 11 | 4.636364 | |
1642365568 | 1642368048 | t3_s5kzbz | t5_2to41 | 38 | White_Noise_exe: TIFU by telling my friends that I didn't find a game fun.
Not a serious post but hey, I still fucked up right?
My friends and I bought an expensive game for us to play but after our first session, I was the only one who didn't find it fun. They found it extremely fun but I didn't want to be 'that guy'... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1642366559 | 1642397018 | t3_s5lcxs | t5_2to41 | 587 | MelodicaMadness: TIFU by destroying the only copy of a student's great essay
Not me, but my friend who is a teacher.
So my friend is a teacher and one day, she assigned her students homework. Students were to write an essay on the given topic. Later, when my friend was correcting the handed-in essays, she was astonish... | 7 | 83.857143 | |
1642367816 | 1642419622 | t3_s5lu30 | t5_2to41 | 12 | MrForever_Student: TIFU by trusting a red solo cup
I'd always heard/read about stories. Never once did I think I would be victimized in such a way. I'm really sharing this in the hopes that I can just release it to Reddit and never feel have to remember it....yea right.
So this happened last night. I was at my friend'... | 4 | 3 | |
1642370599 | 1642477051 | t3_s5mvg3 | t5_2to41 | 172 | El_Hombre_Molecular: TIFU By Making an off-color joke to my wife loudly in Front of a half-dozen kids under 8
This morning, I had been joking around with my wife in the bedroom after she came out of the shower. I was making double entendres and being a goof.
After she got dressed and went downstairs, she yelled upsta... | 12 | 14.333333 | |
1642374167 | 1642393974 | t3_s5o6b5 | t5_2to41 | 58 | purplesketches: TIFU by sending a +18 link to my mom
Okay okay omg it just happened. This afternoon I was scrolling through reddit and saw a video of a guy naked and... you know... moving. Sent to my friend.
Now I'm sitting RIGHT BESIDE my mom and she received a link... from me... from reddit. She asked "what's this ... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1642375164 | 1642400418 | t3_s5ojwv | t5_2to41 | 27,818 | sarcastic_boii: TIFU by telling my GF’s brother that he “had a pretty mouth” and that I’d “put my pp in it”.
So for context, this was an accident. I didn’t mean to make a pass at my girlfriends brother. Not this time.
Me and my girlfriend, who we will call ‘S’, were videocalling and playing Apex Legends together. Afte... | 15 | 1,854.533333 | |
1642375956 | 1642418443 | t3_s5oukx | t5_2to41 | 9,733 | RevolutionaryNinja24: TIFU by thinking the windows in my apartment were tinted from the outside
Let me start this off by saying I’m 22 years old and this is my first time living on my own + living in an apartment. I also tagged this NSFW just in case.
I just moved to a new city a couple months ago and got an apartment... | 7 | 1,390.428571 | |
1642376612 | 1642384474 | t3_s5p35v | t5_2to41 | 76 | SignificantExcuse885: TIFU by not using Internet Explorer
Note: she has been my ex for years, but for ease, I’ll just stick with gf to take you back in time when this happened.
Anyway, my gf’s mother was having some sort of computer issue and asked me to help her with it. She also told me that I should use internet e... | 4 | 19 | |
1642377670 | 1642381009 | t3_s5phe5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TCGislife: Maybe this is the call you need to stop that disgusting habit.
HungaryToWinWC: It’s not disgusting.
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1642377609 | 1642522989 | t3_s5pgag | t5_2to41 | 15,826 | pleasethrowaway99999: TIFU by killing my gf's dad
About me quickly, I am paramedic and have been one the last two years. I have been working through covid-19 and have seen my fair share of suicides, overdoses, and worked many full codes.
Yesterday (Saturday) we were having dinning at her parent's house and her father ... | 10 | 1,582.6 | |
1642378850 | 1642421296 | t3_s5pwag | t5_2to41 | 128 | Global-Brilliant-758: TIFU by telling my partner "THERE'S A POO IN YOU!!" NSFW
This literally just happened!
So my partner has had a bad back recently, I'm doing my best to help her and giving a massage. She was feeling horny all evening but I wasn't feeling in the mood for sexy times earlier; over the course of the m... | 5 | 25.6 | |
1642385968 | 1642387009 | t3_s5scz9 | t5_2to41 | 64 | RandomSpyder: TIFU by leaving a toy in my bed while moving it. Again, but somehow worse.
SO. You may recall [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ouc3nm/tifu_by_moving_and_forgetting_i_left_a_toy_in_my/) I made 6 months ago.
>TL;DR of that post: A girl moves houses and leaves a dildo in the bed, and ca... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1642386813 | 1642387772 | t3_s5snd4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MrArendt: I'm still not clear on why he bit your crotch while he was adjusting his grip.
vanschmak: To him he was reaching for a beter
Grip on the rope
MrArendt: Why was the rope next to your testicles?
vanschmak: Just the height roughly of a dog
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1642387406 | 1642388121 | t3_s5suf1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Okay, yeah, it's gross, but not *that* gross. You're describing it like you licked a 3 month old corpse pulled out of a lake.
You do realize girls don't use tongs or tweezers to pull tampons out, right? We use our fingers. And we don't barf every time we do it either.
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1642388995 | 1642389461 | t3_s5tdbd | t5_2to41 | 24 | 0Lifewithme0: Tifu by having sex (but not why what you might be thinking…)
18(F) and my 18(M) bf decided to spend the weekend fooling around, which entails hanging out among other things that I’m sure you can guess from the title. My dog, a cute English bulldog, lives with me at my place and is the light the of my life... | 4 | 6 | |
1642390927 | 1642391976 | t3_s5u0ac | t5_2to41 | 25 | kamnaa99: TIFU by eating chicken lettuce wraps with dash of laundry soap
So I have been craving P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps and my husband was kind enough to make them tonight for us. We sat down to eat and I was so excited because they smelled amazing. We started eating and both looked at each other trying to f... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1642391678 | 1642394030 | t3_s5u96h | t5_2to41 | 37 | scorpiomooon: TIFU by taking taking Robitussin and Mucinex at the same time.
I bet pharmacists and other medical professionals are cringing at the title right now. Anyway…
I tested positive for covid earlier in the week and never having covid before, did not realize how bad the congestion is. Since I’m obviously not a... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1642392407 | 1642451783 | t3_s5ui69 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling him "I probably don't add anything to your life"
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voidxleech: you need to make a clean break while you can, spare yourselves the prolonged torture of a downhill relationship with an amicable end, then get your mind straight. no offense, but it really doesn’t sound like you’re emotion... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1642394506 | 1642395387 | t3_s5v5z2 | t5_2to41 | 83 | feelingthrownawaylol: TIFU by admitting to past abuse. Feeling like my silence is awful but don't know how to break it.
Today I (40m) was feeling brave and wanted to really bare my soul with my partner and my best friend. I admitted to being sexually abused by a sibling (older brother) and now feel like complicit dogsh... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1642395084 | 1642538231 | t3_s5vc8u | t5_2to41 | 70 | benzoicsulfimide: TIFU by accidentally googling something illegal and getting a popup warning
Edit: Hi! I just wanted to clarify that the lolita fashion subculture was not created for sexualization. It was created to go against modern fashion trends at the time and values modesty above all else. If you believe that a w... | 8 | 8.75 | |
1642396188 | 1642416138 | t3_s5vomz | t5_2to41 | 124 | 358YK: Tifu by accidentally agreeing to cover a shift
Oh my goodness I want to curl up and cry. Today was one of the worst days at work ever we were super understaffed due to someone quitting the morning of one of our busiest days and so today was terrible. Like walk out im going to quit terrible. Because of how busy i... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1642399342 | 1642433087 | t3_s5wnqr | t5_2to41 | 760 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning my back and someone died
I work in a day training facility for adults with disabilities, we offer meaningful paid employment and vocational training opportunities for adults with developmental disabilities and special education students transitioning out of high school. Everything including w... | 8 | 95 | |
1642400385 | 1642454210 | t3_s5wyta | t5_2to41 | 12,482 | Worst_Lover_Ever: TIFU by lying to my wife about having a sex dream about her (NSFW)
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unjusticiable: Man I went through you post history and I don’t know if you actually need couples therapy or you’ve just got a fetish.
LucidHazes: Saddest man ever or troll account
Educational_Mix_8489: Troll or not his post h... | 13 | 960.153846 | |
1642405636 | 1642425822 | t3_s5yeyv | t5_2to41 | 368 | brighttoque: TIFU by waxing my boyfriend’s balls
Tonight my boyfriend and I decide to dip into the wine. We’re drinking, watching TV when all of a sudden he looks over at me and asks “you want to wax my balls?” Now, he has a tendency to ask me offbeat questions to get a reaction out of me and I typically just go along ... | 5 | 73.6 | |
1642407900 | 1642412807 | t3_s5z13d | t5_2to41 | 8 | Woopsydaisy69: TIFU by posting on a right-wing forum
Posting on an alt for obvious reasons.
So recently I've been going down the Covid Anti-Vax rabbit hole and have begun to think there's a lot of concerns being ignored/censored. There's a lot of information to find online, so I wont go into detail there. However..
T... | 4 | 2 | |
1642408360 | 1642450776 | t3_s5z5a8 | t5_2to41 | 509 | Juliasays99: TIFU by walking in on my (f22) gf (24) with another woman.
I'm at my friends house for the night. I'm a longtime lurker, but after today I just needed to share because I'm going crazy.
She and I have been together for over 4 years and it's been nothing but a dream come true. We loved each other. We went ... | 13 | 39.153846 | |
1642414488 | 1642617948 | t3_s60qt6 | t5_2to41 | 63 | galaxyfrapp: TIFU by drinking what I thought was "Coke"
TIFU by drinking what I thought was Coke. This didn't actually happen today, but thought it would go well here as a funny tifu.
It was a stormy day and the power had cut out. It was later in the day so the house was getting pretty dim and I couldn't see very well... | 9 | 7 | |
1642416737 | 1642425550 | t3_s61bs9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Lenz12: All you know is that she says she was messing with you. Which is what she would have said regardless of what she really feels.
taken_one: I was thinking the same but I have not noticed any change in her behaviour.
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1642420946 | 1642508036 | t3_s62h2v | t5_2to41 | 7 | failure182: tifu by being a bad grandson
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VShadowOfLightV: Soooo. He sorta fell, didn’t ask for help or anything…? Then when he actually fell you got up and helped. Just seems like if he was actually having issues the first time he would’ve mentioned it since he’s literally right outside your door?
Not to me... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1642425750 | 1642689562 | t3_s63xiy | t5_2to41 | 80,780 | throwaway_iansdsdf: TIFU by telling a woman at our first date that her pepper spray is useless.
So this actually happened today. A few hours ago.
So a friend set me up with this woman because she thought we have similar hobbies and a similar dark humor. We met today the first time for a coffee/tea. We were actually ha... | 20 | 4,039 | |
1642426683 | 1642433129 | t3_s648go | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my boyfriend not to breathe through his mouth while kissing.
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Spirited-Reputation6: Kissing can be passionate but it’s overrated. Mouths are so dirty. I would say brush your teeth but we’re in the era of eating ass so never mind.
ufonik88: , I lol'd O... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1642428180 | 1642432055 | t3_s64q1u | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwaway39393938383: TIFU by resurfacing emotional trauma in the spouse of a celebrity
So, this is a throwaway account, as my other account has many posts and comments related to my immediate location and I need to protect identities, anyway...
Obligatory this happened a few days ago.
I'm a cook. I was called into m... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1642432566 | 1642433608 | t3_s66agv | t5_2to41 | 8 | SimoTodo: TIFU by lashing out at someone online without knowing their full story.
So I spend a few hours a day grinding Rocket League (yes, that flying car soccer game), and have been doing so for the last year and two months. I decided, “I’m ranked highly enough, I could look for a team now.” And I did exactly that.
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1642433347 | 1642457064 | t3_s66lds | t5_2to41 | 16 | Maleficent-Sail4958: TIFU by having "fun time" alone in my room
Sorry for any misspells english is not my first language. So this happened about 45 minutes ago at the time of writing and I decided to post this here cause i got the idea from watching rslash videos about this sub.
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I'm a 13 year old male... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1642432821 | 1642523547 | t3_s66e0b | t5_2to41 | 14 | Insomniac_42: TIFU by letting my friend tighten my lug nuts
Just wanna start off by letting you all know that I'm new to reddit, and all feedback is highly welcome. And I know this didn't happen today but I thought that it might be worthy to post anyway, apologies if that's against the rules or anything like that. Also... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1642433211 | 1642438418 | t3_s66jlj | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DiamondPup: Did anyone else have trouble following what's happening in this story?
I would assume English isn't your first language but it's in America...
a22e: I feel like this was generated by a neural network. The sentences vaguely make sense, but I can't put together a larg... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1642434186 | 1642437701 | t3_s66xdl | t5_2to41 | 94 | tellmeanusername: TIFU by staring down the delivery guy after I paid less than I should've
Update: it is settled. I made another order, explained what happened yesterday and asked for the same delivery guy. I paid him the 5 money, the tip for yesterday and the one for today and a little extra for the problems
This hap... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1642435130 | 1642468335 | t3_s67a16 | t5_2to41 | 49 | SirAtonin: TIFU by sending my little sisters a porn link instead of my dog's DNA results
So this just happened. Still reeling. FML.
I finally got my dog's DNA results back after a month or so of waiting, and my sisters were very curious about the results. So on the site I clicked share to messages, started a new group... | 7 | 7 | |
1642435430 | 1642440125 | t3_s67eo3 | t5_2to41 | 155 | Vesilli: TIFU by picking what I thought was a scab and got sent to the ER for hemorrhaging.
Happened Friday my dudes but getting to this now.
My wife and I were meeting with an attorney to layout our will since we now have a child. Things are going alright, making a trust and estate for the little one when I get the ... | 7 | 22.142857 | |
1642437375 | 1642731200 | t3_s686wv | t5_2to41 | 22 | galaxyfrapp: TIFU by contaminating $500 worth of seafood
This happened years back, but BOY did I feel the "fuck, what have I done" with this one.
About 5 years back I had just started a new job in a meat/seafood department in a grocery store. The department had two seperate service cases for meat and seafood. The sea... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1642444172 | 1642468667 | t3_s6b01u | t5_2to41 | 295 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU , many times and in many ways, mainly by telling my cousin she married a creeper..... a little too late.
First off, the adjectives in this title can be transmogrified to varying degrees, based on your analysis of how this story played out.
The timeline spans decades, but has current ramificat... | 5 | 59 | |
1642445658 | 1642483764 | t3_s6bms5 | t5_2to41 | 37 | TIFUTA6: TIFU by assuming a customer was special needs/intellectually disabled.
TIFU by assuming a customer was special needs/intellectually disabled.
This actually happened two days ago, but whatever.
I was working my normal shift as a security guard at an art museum. It’s been slow around here with covid and all, ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1642448098 | 1642470590 | t3_s6cnb8 | t5_2to41 | 63 | pleasenoroxx: TIFU by connecting to bluetooth 4 years ago
The situation happened early this morning and I am SICKKK to my stomach about it! Throwaway because everyone uses Reddit.
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My ex and I were together for close to a decade but we broke up and now I'm back in the streets casually dating. Guy I've be... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1642450358 | 1642458327 | t3_s6dkqk | t5_2to41 | 31 | emiliaOW: TIFU: Punched a tattoo client in his face
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chamberofcoal: Yeah, sure that happened. Wouldn't a much more interesting and entertaining post be a picture of the tattoo you didn't draw up?
MachineElfOnASheIf: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduat... | 9 | 3.444444 | |
1642451311 | 1643047020 | t3_s6dydp | t5_2to41 | 29,113 | BreakfastBeerz: TIFU - by telling my cousin she was dating her cousin.
So I'm the family genealogist, I have done hundreds of hours of genealogy research and have composted a family tree of well over 8000 individuals. Well a couple of months ago I was at a wedding and I was chatting up one of my cousins I hadn't spoke... | 18 | 1,617.388889 | |
1642451393 | 1642491664 | t3_s6dzho | t5_2to41 | 118 | Bitch-ass-k: TIFU by kissing my boyfriend and almost dying.
The tittle sounds innocent enough it’s not. This happened on Christmas Eve but I’m finally ready to share my embarrassing story.
It all started in the morning when my boyfriend asked me if he should shave his beard and mustache. I told him no! It looks nice ... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1642452715 | 1642542759 | t3_s6ej0b | t5_2to41 | 245 | CaptSzat: TIFU by making a girl think I was a psychopath
This didn’t happen today but about a year ago.
I lived in a dorm for college and I’d been there for about 4 months. I’m pretty bad at socialising ,which I guess isn’t surprising for an avid redditor, so while I was interested I a couple of the girls on campus I... | 7 | 35 | |
1642455227 | 1642462445 | t3_s6fjv7 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Pandaploots: TIFU by moving a shelf and becoming a pin cushion.
This actually happened today.
My husband and I got a couple pieces of new furniture and a TV for Christmas. Since we can finally upgrade a lot of flimsy furniture we've been moving things for the last 2 days.
My hobby is plants. I have several fruit-be... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1642455954 | 1642456901 | t3_s6fukh | t5_2to41 | 9 | sk_uh: TIFU by poorly storing an X-Acto knife
Obligatorily, this happened a few days ago. Reddit wasn't really my first priority that night.
On Thursday around 10 PM, I'd just gotten out of the bath and towel dried off. My bathroom is connected to my room, so I didn't set out clothes and just intended to go in my room... | 3 | 3 | |
1642454968 | 1642507614 | t3_s6ffsi | t5_2to41 | 14 | bartman156: TIFU by locking myself out of my house
I was asked to take my baby sister to school since I started later. Before leaving I thought to myself "I can leave my bag/shoes here since I'm coming back to take a nap anyways". So as I'm returning and about to open the door I think to myself, "oh crap, I can't get b... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1642458954 | 1642515859 | t3_s6h2bz | t5_2to41 | 2,522 | DarwinsMonkeyOne: TIFU by describing a prostate exam in graphic detail to an 8 year old.
Just before Christmas, I had a sonogram which revealed that I had an enlarged prostate, and three weeks later (last week), I finally had my follow-up appointment - delayed due to the impact of covid on the NHS. So I go in, and in t... | 6 | 420.333333 | |
1642459813 | 1642464001 | t3_s6hdzy | t5_2to41 | 8 | jar_of_toenails: TIFU and was part of an incident that caused a state inspection
Hello, hop into the way back machine and enjoy this icky tale from when I was in Kindergarten. (A long time ago, OP is an X'er). This suddenly clicked as a TIFU after reading another one of these and a call to my mother. Anyway.....
I a... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1642459260 | 1642486696 | t3_s6h6dh | t5_2to41 | 55 | Apprehensive_Call_88: TIFU by trying to be a team player at work.
I started in a new department at my company. I am pretty introverted so I have been offering to help people when I can as a way of being friendly. Well, I offered to help a coworker on project that they said they didn't have enough time to complete. I sa... | 5 | 11 | |
1642458605 | 1642477056 | t3_s6gx90 | t5_2to41 | 11 | unstoppablechickenth: TIFU- throwing out the trash and thought I’d clean up the yard while I was at it…
TL;DR at the end
I inflicted this upon myself this very day.
So I’ve been trying to clean up the house a bit today with my wife. We’ve both been having a rough go of life and just trying to raise a couple kids thr... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1642461895 | 1642463490 | t3_s6i7ig | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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baaaaddds: As backwards as it sounds look into jiu jitsu. Really helps with anger
Infant_whistle1: Agreed, martial arts, especially ones focused on discipline are great outlets for anger
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1642462021 | 1642468018 | t3_s6i96s | t5_2to41 | 112 | LeficentRBLX: TIFU I Might have Killed my Girlfriends Mom
Some background information, both me and my girlfriend are 18. About a week ago, i had feelings of an itchy throat, but that was it. I didnt know that I had Covid, I thought it was just allergies as I do get bad allergies in the winter time.
I went to see my gi... | 9 | 12.444444 | |
1642462941 | 1642486788 | t3_s6ilj3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ASAP_Sanchez: TIFU By calling the girl I’m talking to sister hot
TLDR: autocorrect screwed me over and called the girl I’m talking to sister hot.
This was yesterday and now idk if she is mad at me still or not and hasn’t responded to my two texts I sent all day. We was messaging last night and she sends me a video of... | 4 | 2 | |
1642468704 | 1642592107 | t3_s6kneq | t5_2to41 | 395 | TN-Doctor: TIFU by doing a rectal exam
Today, or more precisely yesterday, I was on the Night Shift in the E.R rotation (all the doctors from the hospital must do Night Shifts in the E.R for walk-in patients with non urgent cases) and I had been seeing patients since 1 p.m.
Around 3 a.m, it slows down and I get to go... | 7 | 56.428571 | |
1642469201 | 1642527403 | t3_s6ktqb | t5_2to41 | 13,104 | Vox2025: TIFU by not knocking before entering my bedroom
I live in an 2 bedroom apartment, one being me and my girlfriends bedroom, and the other being our office. Because of this we rarely have guest over, but her father was coming in from out of town and we thought it would be nice to let him have our bedroom for the... | 15 | 873.6 | |
1642469056 | 1642470587 | t3_s6ks2x | t5_2to41 | 27 | TheRealMisterMemer: TIFU by buying Pringles and discovering that my local Deli is questionable
This actually happened a few minutes ago. There's this small grocery store near me, and they sell food, drinks, cleaning supplies, etc.
So, I was walking my dog, and thought, "hey, I always see them selling pringles, maybe ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1642473096 | 1642490076 | t3_s6m7pi | t5_2to41 | 23 | SubjectUser95: TIFU by acting unstable and like a stalker with a friend I liked
A little background first and what can better explain this story: I've yet to have my first relationship (a little embarrassed to admit that, I'm in my 20s). As you can tell by that fact and as you'll be able to tell with this story I'm pre... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1642475764 | 1642481719 | t3_s6n4qn | t5_2to41 | 59 | Suxxx2bu: TIFU by accidentally cumming on my own face and into my own mouth.
26M. This is not a fetish of mine or anything like that. just an accident. I had myself a little session because it’s that time of the week. I’ve been working on my porn addiction and it’s been almost a month off it but I do masturbate out of ... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1642477648 | 1642533830 | t3_s6nrob | t5_2to41 | 27 | Hollyheart1: TIFU by terribly asking a girl out
I like this girl who I've known since Elementary school and I'm trying to ask her out. I'm on a call with my current girlfriend (We're Polyamorous) and she's just laughing with me because I know how terrible this was.
I messaged the girl I like just straight up asking he... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1642477837 | 1643468476 | t3_s6ntzb | t5_2to41 | 157 | truetech: TIFU by having sushi with a friend
Met up with a friend I hadn’t seen in a couple years for sushi dinner. We were talking about hikes and he said he’s never been to the Grand Canyon. I said we should go and see it, and then blurted out “we should hike to the bottom”. So now we’re hiking to the bottom late thi... | 8 | 19.625 | |
1642478282 | 1642501206 | t3_s6nz7p | t5_2to41 | 71 | itsfineimfinewefine: TIFU by not teaching my dad how to instagram
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Dazy_Chainz: I don’t have insta, what happens when you swipe up in a story?
itsfineimfinewefine: It’s basically like DMing some one in reply to what they posted.
WhichWayzUp: You mean just merely swiping up sends them a message? Or do you have ... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
1642479117 | 1642482437 | t3_s6o9fa | t5_2to41 | 52 | starrfish100: TIFU by bring hot dog to a dog park
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InternationalBake360: You did fuck up. You got a bunch of innocent dogs in trouble and didn’t even tell the owners why.
starrfish100: Well we did. When we saw what was happening, my husband said we had hot dogs in our pocket and they laughed. I guess We all th... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1642479581 | 1642519401 | t3_s6oepp | t5_2to41 | 8 | zaruriro: TIFU by eating a big slice of cake
This has just happened and I am suffering the consequences of my own actions. English is not my first language so my apologies for any grammar mistakes.
Today was my best friend's birthday and a couple of friends and I decided to visit him. Since the birthday boy *is* my b... | 4 | 2 | |
1642480303 | 1642480922 | t3_s6onko | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Boredandsleeps: He might be more worried that he tried something with you over any embarrassment that he may feel. Lol
Elegant_Warning_1033: Yeah I'm thinking the same. But me telling him that we didn't do anything last night would make everything 100 time more awkward.
Boredandsl... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1642483047 | 1642610585 | t3_s6pj6n | t5_2to41 | 82 | kuailong: TIFU by dutch ovening myself
So yeah. It's winter. It's cold. I love to bundle up and make myself a blanket cocoon. And if I am reading or playing my switch I'll shove my entire body, head and all, into a tight little blanket cocoon. With no areas where cold air can get in. So I'm laying on the couch, playing... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1642483807 | 1642487780 | t3_s6prki | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Clutch63: You didn’t fuck up. She did. She got too drunk and started doing stuff to only regret it. You literally followed her lead. SHE MASTURBATED IN FRONT OF YOU AND GRABBED YOUR HAND TO JOIN. YOU ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED DICK AND SHE SAID YES AND TOOK HER SHORTS OFF.
Be glad ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1642485882 | 1642486225 | t3_s6qeaj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PikaDon45: Yawn
gh05t_w0lf: Don’t you mean blahblahblah
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1642488388 | 1642518489 | t3_s6r3i1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Zveln: TIFU by going to the spa with my mother-in-law
Obligatory: This occurred two days ago.
My (F 27) MIL and FIL are in town from across the country to visit for a week and a half. My husband and his dad had a whole day planned with my dad and I figured that I would spend the day with my MIL. We had decided that a ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1642496737 | 1642497181 | t3_s6t8kn | t5_2to41 | 57 | RetroBibliotecaria: TIFU by thinking my cat was dying
I have two 13 year old cats. I adopted them with their sister (all litter mates) when they were about 2 months old.
Sadly, a few years ago my little girl fell ill and passed away. I do everything I can to make sure my boys stay healthy and even dropped almost a gra... | 3 | 19 | |
1642498272 | 1642523560 | t3_s6tm7e | t5_2to41 | 11 | Kamorashi: TIFU by burning a hand made carpet
So I'm writing this right at the moment it happend
I must include that English isn't my first language so excuse my grammar
So I just got home from the gym and came to my sister's house to get a shower I went and came back and I sat in the living room and lit up a cigare... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1642509530 | 1642543310 | t3_s6wkqn | t5_2to41 | 232 | TIFUrentdebt: TIFU by not paying rent and potentially losing my home
Hello, I am using a throwaway because my family knows my main account.
I lost my job about 3 months ago due to health reasons (physical and mental). I was completely burned out and I didn't know what to do with myself, so I was just playing video gam... | 10 | 23.2 | |
1642511155 | 1642512801 | t3_s6x44e | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking out naked in front of my brothers friends
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Naughtyexperiences: Relax. You had a towel on. They didn't see anything.
IamaLuna-tic: the towel DIDNT COVER ANYTHING
Petalilly: I'm sorry that happened to ya. Hope your day gets better
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1642511976 | 1642533166 | t3_s6xczq | t5_2to41 | 234 | Isaac_Xander: TIFU by subjecting my anus to the frigid hell that is Vicks Vaporub
So I’m sick. Full on sinus infection plus vomiting plus a pretty high fever. To help combat some of these symptoms I took some ibuprofen and put some Vicks on my chest. In about 30 minutes my fever went down and I started feeling better. ... | 5 | 46.8 | |
1642513186 | 1642530314 | t3_s6xrcz | t5_2to41 | 23,996 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mordo85: Lmao Pat sounds like he knows how to play the long con
LucidHazes: I wanna be Pat's friend.
cozy-burrito: Pat doesn't want to be yours. 😂
LucidHazes: We can both just ignore each other. I'm cool with that.
Georgeisthecoolest: best friend I ever had. We still never talk s... | 10 | 2,399.6 | |
1642516984 | 1642518332 | t3_s6z3rh | t5_2to41 | 19 | airmind97: TIFU by not checking my shoes before leaving store
the day before yesterday me and my gf went to buy some shoes, it was not that easy because they didn't have much sizes available but at the end i found a pair that i liked and fit me
before leaving my gf tells me that i should try on both shoes before leavi... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1642518657 | 1642530234 | t3_s6zpcd | t5_2to41 | 1,766 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my conservative uncle a taste of his own medicine
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FatherofChops: If this is honestly posted in r/TIFU as in, you F'd up, and you feel remorse then text him an apology.
"Sorry if what I said hurt or upset you, upon reflection it was a little insensitive but I want you to know how you... | 13 | 135.846154 | |
1642518928 | 1642539029 | t3_s6zsxx | t5_2to41 | 65 | neuronerd55: TIFU by puking on the girl I like
So I (F) have known this girl for about two years. Hooked up a few times but due to circumstances, haven't been able to hook up in a little over a year. Not because we haven't wanted to. Even though we didn't hook up, we kept hanging out almost every weekend for the last f... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1642521798 | 1642522915 | t3_s70udl | t5_2to41 | 22 | alxfullmetal: TIFU by ghosting her by accident
Last week I FU while I was vacationing abroad by myself and decided that a good way to spend the night would be to attend an indie band music show in a small venue.
After the show had ended I noticed the most beautiful girl was just standing there then she decided to grab ... | 4 | 5.5 |
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