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1642528074 | 1642549377 | t3_s738lo | t5_2to41 | 31 | Royal_Outrageous: TIFU by showing my naked butt to a group of college girls
Well, not today, it was several years ago. I was about 21-22 and I used to have digestion issues. I decided to save some money and go to a private cabinet for an investigation - to a Gastroenterologist. And so I did. When I got there, the docto... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1642527290 | 1642546921 | t3_s72xro | t5_2to41 | 51 | itscmd: TIFU by plugging the wrong power cable into my wife’s breast pump.
This happened ~4 months ago and I’m finally getting around to posting about it. My wife had identical twin boys in September (hope that gives me a pass). The boys are our firsts. My wife was determined to exclusively breast feed. She began pumpi... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1642528956 | 1644252932 | t3_s73lci | t5_2to41 | 15,147 | Bitch-ass-k: TIFU by not listening to my boyfriend about condoms.
Context: I (21 female) and my boyfriend (23 male) have been dating for less then a year. I met him around the time I was deconstructing from my religion but at time was still pretty serious in saving sex for marriage.
One night I decided that this was ... | 10 | 1,514.7 | |
1642530945 | 1642613001 | t3_s74drc | t5_2to41 | 2,462 | _incredigirl_: TIFU by leaving my scale set to kilograms
So this all happened over the course of the past couple of weeks.
A couple of weeks ago I stepped on my digital bathroom scale and noticed it was displaying my weight in kilos instead of pounds. Nbd, I don't weight myself often and wasn't looking for an exact nu... | 7 | 351.714286 | |
1642530528 | 1642534270 | t3_s747u0 | t5_2to41 | 169 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself a double chin for multiple years
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Kyrenic: Huh I don’t have that problem even with my jaw clenched shut
nahillkeepanon: Hmmm sounds like this is not about you, at all
GoatPebble: If I had an award... Here's a gold hug 🤗.
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1642535304 | 1642536415 | t3_s762qi | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a one night stand.
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RandoCalrissian11: Sounds like you should get a paternity test.
ExoticPopMatt: Exactly what I was thinking , bro she might have been cheating on ur ass and played with ur mind to make it think it was u
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1642535436 | 1642537197 | t3_s764i8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my co worker $500 for Christmas
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CriticalPam: I have so many questions but bottom line is you shouldn't give people you work with expensive gifts. I'm really curious what type of work you do and how long you've been working with the person you wanted to give $500.
Just take the money... | 5 | 1 | |
1642535774 | 1642538377 | t3_s7695p | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SimonTVesper: Gawddamnit I'm supposed to get a vasectomy, these stories are not helping at all . . .
Philosopher115: Just got mine recently, you'll be fine :)
SimonTVesper: That's what the last guy said . . .
Philosopher115: Then it must be true
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1642536150 | 1642663840 | t3_s76eiv | t5_2to41 | 35,302 | cuckdaddy34: Tifu by *teaching* family what “extra virgin olive oil” meant
So a couple years ago me and my brother were planning to fry in the kitchen and I said “grab the virgin olive oil”. What ensued was the question of “why do they call it that”?
So with all my wisdom I told him “it means no one has stuck their di... | 17 | 2,076.588235 | |
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RandoCalrissian11: The real move is to get up, move her onto that spot, and sleep on the dry side then when you wake up, convince her it was her
Papazolaxoxo: Hmm
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1642540100 | 1642636869 | t3_s77xp3 | t5_2to41 | 238 | JunoDeluxxe: TIFU by not checking where I was posting (CW transphobia)
TIFU by not checking where I was posting. I thought I was posting in one of my many private LGBT+ related groups but ended up posting in a public Facebook group about my complicated feelings relating to my gender (I identify as non-binary).
In doi... | 8 | 29.75 | |
1642540743 | 1642541298 | t3_s786te | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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caskey: I've been in tech for 30 years. You've done nothing to hurt your long term prospects.
DarthCoffeeBean: Likewise, been in tech decades. You'll not suffer. In fact, I think the cancelled interviews and delays would have been a major red flag to me.
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1642531429 | 1642545535 | t3_s74kel | t5_2to41 | 31 | Maximus8890: TIFU uh oh spaghetti O
I was supposed to have a 2 meetings this afternoon but instead I have none because I’m taking time away.
At lunch I grabbed what I thought was my CBD but was actually THC. I took a hit to relieve the anxiety of a crummy afternoon coming. CBD gives you no high feeling but eases you,... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1642541220 | 1642541900 | t3_s78dg8 | t5_2to41 | 34 | nyamnyamisgone: TIFU by naming my old reddit account the same as my normal username
Well this is a brand new account since I just deactivated the old one. I've been using my name on every platform for as long as I can remember, but I didnt expect people to be able to just google it and find my profile.
Well I'd been u... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1642543088 | 1642619685 | t3_s793ex | t5_2to41 | 180 | The-hero-we-deserve: TIFU by not properly reading a post on Facebook marketplace
Happily browsing Facebook marketplace, minding my own business, when I stumble upon what looks like a really interesting bundle of books. After examining the first group photo and seeing some books that tickle my fancy and I know to be pre... | 11 | 16.363636 | |
1642548814 | 1642611540 | t3_s7bbcu | t5_2to41 | 1,225 | iamnekkid: TIFU by letting someone steal my coke
This happened a while ago but I still think about it and it feels bad man.
I was working in a body shop where I Got to go through racism and was treated very unfairly.
I use to bring some coke with me to drink with my food and leave it in the fridge.
After a while som... | 8 | 153.125 | |
1642549935 | 1642572322 | t3_s7bqby | t5_2to41 | 0 | TheFreakingPrincess: TIFU by going to work the day after getting my Covid booster
So I got my booster yesterday but the consequences happened today.
The last 2 times I've gotten the Covid shot, I have done it on a Friday/Saturday afternoon and just laid low the rest of the weekend. There was some soreness but really ... | 8 | 0 | |
1642553770 | 1642619053 | t3_s7d50n | t5_2to41 | 8,261 | Mando_the_Pando: TIFU by talking in my sleep
This litteraly just happened a few hours ago and is the reason neither my fiance or I am sleeping.
So I talk in my sleep, a LOT, especially when I am tired or sleep deprived which is about constant at this point with two toddlers. So, after finally being able to sleep la... | 10 | 826.1 | |
1642557528 | 1642560985 | t3_s7eg83 | t5_2to41 | 36 | yoyomaster230: TIFU by throwing up in the school bathroom and catching COVID
For backstory about the throwing up in the school bathroom part, a thing I like to do at school lunch is to acquire as many milk cartons as I can. Usually I only get 3 or 4, but today I said that any milk cartons anyone brought me, I would dri... | 4 | 9 | |
1642555862 | 1642604712 | t3_s7dvkp | t5_2to41 | 9 | Drop-acid-not-bombs: TIFU by wasting 300$ in 5 minutes
TIFU by wasting 300$ in 5 minutes
This is my first TIFU so be kind.
I’m not the most literate when it comes to electricity or especially cars. I was having a buddy of mine hook up a nice Rockford Fosgate amp and some speakers that I bought off of him. Everything ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1642565753 | 1642566433 | t3_s7h8an | t5_2to41 | 44 | jaykb1: TIFU by going to Starbucks
Obligatory I’m on mobile, and this is my first post.
I’m lactose intolerant. Like, pretty bad. So bad that a milk chocolate bar will mess with me. I do indulge in the sweet, sweet dairy on occasion, when I have the day to recover. (Come on, a girl just wants some ice cream every now ... | 4 | 11 | |
1642563883 | 1642568457 | t3_s7glhr | t5_2to41 | 63 | JustALeatherBoot: TIFU by taking a long hot bath
This happened a few hours ago.
I had a long day at work, and taking my cat to the vet, and didn’t have much to eat. After work, I decided I would take a long hot bath to soak and unwind. Had a nice bath, played the switch for a bit, then decided it was time to get out.... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1642567751 | 1642602746 | t3_s7hv59 | t5_2to41 | 4 | App77Mann_throwaway: TIFU by annoying my roommate
First of all, this is a throwaway. I currently live in a dorm room at college and until today, with a roommate. At the beginning of last semester, he brought a mini-fridge to share. My parents brought some perishable food that I don't think I even put in the fridge, as ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1642567263 | 1642569642 | t3_s7hpq3 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my brother listen to me pee
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stroke_outside: Whoop Dee Fuckin Doo
fargonetokolob: 👍
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1642531568 | 1642579423 | t3_s74mcx | t5_2to41 | 41 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by getting a haircut
"This is the story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down....", but I digress. I met my first wife (R.I.P., girl! Luvya) in high school, and it took awhile for us to truly gel. We both seemed to meet in the middle at a high school phase where she was Goth/Punk/... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1642569563 | 1642646674 | t3_s7if4m | t5_2to41 | 9 | Icy-Bit8262: TIFU Almost burned down my house.
My pc case was made from cardboard, and it accidentally caught fire while I was away. I heard crackling noises coming from the pc and I was playing rust at the same time, so I thought it was my base being raided or my zerg fucking with me. Turns out cardboard chips got int... | 3 | 3 | |
1642571335 | 1642634704 | t3_s7iy4n | t5_2to41 | 14,357 | measter02: TIFU by accidentally peeing in my condom on my first time having sex
I just lost my virginity as a 19 year old college student and it wasn’t how I imagined it to be.
I matched with this girl on Tinder who lived on the same college campus as me and we started to get to know eachother. We decided to exchange ... | 11 | 1,305.181818 | |
1642571749 | 1642708574 | t3_s7j2jk | t5_2to41 | 5,112 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking up a hitchhiker
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lts_nodnarb: It's always sad when dogs are more comfortable with people other than the owner. Hope the dog is doing well.
Edit: *Did well*
guru650: Hate to be the bearer of bad news but 2005 was 17 years ago. Dog probably isn’t doing anything today.
Otie1983: Odds a... | 12 | 426 | |
1642575449 | 1642624219 | t3_s7k30d | t5_2to41 | 331 | GonnaBuyMeAMercury: TIFU by convincing my wife that “Grade D Beef” exists
This actually happened over the course of multiple years, beginning when my wife and I were still in the dating phase.
My wife is an RN. When we were dating, she worked as a traveling nurse and her new assignment was beginning just after New Yea... | 5 | 66.2 | |
1642575267 | 1642610079 | t3_s7k19q | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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El-Arairah: Grow Up?
chamamile_x: i dont really see why?? we were both laughing and i definitely wasn’t making fun of him, we both found the situation humorous.
Maybe lighten up a bit?
El-Arairah: Yeah yeah, the story is just not that exciting or special. And it's certainly Not a... | 11 | 8.454545 | |
1642575545 | 1642583838 | t3_s7k3uu | t5_2to41 | 21 | throwaway19274001: TIFU by telling a girl on tinder I couldn’t get an erection on a previous date
So this in hindsight was pretty dumb. I’ve been talking to a girl on tinder for over a week now and we were talking almost every day. I was starting to get pretty interested, And we had already planned to hang out soon but... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1642576281 | 1642598518 | t3_s7kb69 | t5_2to41 | 27 | One_Consideration200: TIFU by being friends with my ex and not telling my partner
so basically i fucked up my relationship because i was friends with my ex and didn’t tell my boyfriend. we had been together for less than a month but we were talking for about a month (probably 3 weeks) when he asked for my snap chat pas... | 9 | 3 | |
1642585184 | 1642590710 | t3_s7mgz2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Corvus_Manufaktura: Tifu by not treating my dandruff like a medical condition
So, the FU is actually a long period of time, but it was today that I realized that it was a FU so I guess it counts. I've had a dandruff problem all my life since my teens but I always thought it was something that everyone struggled with an... | 4 | 6 | |
1642585658 | 1642588103 | t3_s7ml3d | t5_2to41 | 16 | wad11656: TIFU by stupidly saving my IT work-password on an insufferably self-righteous nerd’s Google account
Tl;dr - Stupidly saved my IT work email credentials in a student’s Chrome browser, thinking he’d shrug it off/be cool about it. As soon as he noticed, and realized I worked in IT, he did the exact opposite of “... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1642588047 | 1642629832 | t3_s7n612 | t5_2to41 | 223 | Valeriy_mal17: TIFU by not closing the zipper of my pants at an apartment viewing.
This happened today, half an hour ago.
As a student in a Dutch city, I am currently in a lot of stress due to not being able to find a new place to stay at as I am being kicked out of my current place at the start of next month. I got co... | 4 | 55.75 | |
1642591633 | 1642644752 | t3_s7o2gc | t5_2to41 | 3 | senbonzekra: TIFU had to prove to my family that i could drive easily on a long drive hit a massive pothole burst the tyre lost all the reputation that i have
Happened 20 mins ago I(26M ) am youngest of my siblings and if you are the youngest one in the family you know they always treat you like a child and never let y... | 5 | 0.6 | |
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maysranch20: So OP goes on a Thai sex tour
Ace0spades808: Exactly. It reads just as if it was some 40 something or 50 something fairly wealthy man bragging about hiring a prostitute to tour Thailand with him for a few months. Even starts off with "Traveling Thailand with a gorgeou... | 7 | 317.714286 | |
1642601628 | 1642703419 | t3_s7r0d9 | t5_2to41 | 9,418 | Feeling-Tie-8413: TIFU by walking in my roommate naked and jacking it
Oh man this just happened fml. So I live in this fancy student accomodation where you need your phone to practically open any door, door to complex, bedroom, main entrance. Pretty annoying but I've made sure to double check I have it before I go anyw... | 22 | 428.090909 | |
1642602214 | 1642657099 | t3_s7r7ng | t5_2to41 | 36 | UnPrecidential: TIFU picking up hitchhikers
A hithiker's f-up reminded me of my TIFU, although some years ago. My wife took our kids to the zoo in a city about 100 miles away. She drove my car, a mini van which was better for travel with kids. I had to work and planned on driving later that day in her car, a cross-over... | 6 | 6 | |
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Disguspitated: If your ex is your friend, then being honest to him should not be this hard. Keeping this relationship a secret will only harm it in the long run.
Dreyfus5: We decided not to tell him yet, we have been messing around for a while but it recently got serious we wanted... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1642603635 | 1642624140 | t3_s7rpk0 | t5_2to41 | 52,178 | UncleCoyote: TIFU by telling my wife a fake fact to mess with her...
This happened almost 15 years ago, and came back to bite me today, which is why it's a TIFU:
My wife loves Christmas songs, and she looooves to sing them. 15 Years ago, we were on a holiday car ride and she decided to pass the time by singing "The Ch... | 12 | 4,348.166667 | |
1642606964 | 1642614099 | t3_s7sxxi | t5_2to41 | 65 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by taking my in-laws to Disneyland, forgetting about my wife (at her request mind you), and having the time of my ever-loving life.
This works for an FU and MC as well. The moderators are trying to approve/not approve my MC post, so in the meantime, here we go.
The one where I took my in-... | 5 | 13 | |
1642608223 | 1642619005 | t3_s7tesi | t5_2to41 | 56 | BeesoftheStoneAge: TIFU by putting in a jalapeno tampon.
Obligatory mention that this wasn't actually today, it happened about 8 years ago.
So, I was working as a kitchen manager/prep cook in a fish and chip shop that made their own house mayo for homemade tartare and other sauces. We had a pretty big selection, a... | 4 | 14 | |
1642613359 | 1642615312 | t3_s7vefr | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RedditUsr2: You can replace the coil and metal around it most likely. I'm glad your ok.
When I first glanced through the story I read it as you ordered a fire extinguisher online to put out the fire lol.Took me a second.
WEEEBBER9999: Takes longer !we don't have telaportation y... | 3 | 4 | |
1642614900 | 1642627401 | t3_s7w0hb | t5_2to41 | 38 | 5You_Are_My_Sunshine: TIFU by saying something inappropriate in grad school
When I was in my last year of grad school I had a professor who took her course VERY seriously. She was known to be a “tough grader” who kept her class very orderly, took attendance daily, and had high expectations for coursework. I was terrifi... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1642615325 | 1642651738 | t3_s7w6qq | t5_2to41 | 79 | MrsK0NG0: TIFU & Forgot About Roof Snow
Today’s TIFU can also be labelled under: How do I tell you I’m Canadian & working from home without telling you as much??
It’s Jan 19, and I finally figured out why I spent money on a keyboard “crumb” cover... SPOILER: no crumbs involved.
Two days after a snow storm tha... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1642616803 | 1642623102 | t3_s7wroz | t5_2to41 | 45 | T1nd3r_G00s3_4cc0unt: TIFU by not knowing what "Just for Fun" meant on Instagram
Hey everyone, I hope you’re doing better than I am today, because that’s a pretty low bar right now.
For some background, back in September, I wanted to start an Instagram page where I take pictures of the geese on campus at my university... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1642617033 | 1642618690 | t3_s7wv1a | t5_2to41 | 36 | rockcobra33: TIFU by ejaculating unintentionally
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Jabba-666-: This doesn’t happen “all the tim... | 4 | 9 | |
1642618063 | 1642847424 | t3_s7x9h3 | t5_2to41 | 48 | SpilledPumpkinCoffee: TIFU buy stuffing a giant pork shoulder into a crock pot and thinking I could leave it to cook for the day.
So I love crock pots, I use mine all the time. Chop up some veggies, ad some meat and leave for work. When you get home, BOOM dinner is ready. It works great for my families busy life style.... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1642618421 | 1642634192 | t3_s7xeil | t5_2to41 | 142 | hellorobby: TIFU by taking too much Viagra and almost blinding myself
EDIT I would expect nothing less than all the jokes I'm getting for comments. You guys do not disappoint.
EDIT: as a glorious additional tifu, I went to the hospital yesterday because I had a blood clot in my leg. Superficial thankfully, a 3-month ... | 4 | 35.5 | |
1642618076 | 1642683937 | t3_s7x9no | t5_2to41 | 244 | Ap3xWingman: TIFU I killed my cars battery during sex and I had to be rescued by my dad.
Okay this happened a few years ago and it’s still one of my biggest fuckups to date. This is a long one be warned.
So I had an archery coach who became a close friend of the family and he introduced his daughter to us. She was a n... | 6 | 40.666667 | |
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mfiirk: Jesus Christ.
haborojeff: I think it's beyond divine intervention.
mfiirk: It’s just beyond me. Poor thing’s grandma just died and dude’s hoping to score a blowie or something.
Enjoyafish: >im not the best with girls neither OP but this....bro
Poor thing?? Youd have th... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1642620153 | 1642633386 | t3_s7y2zd | t5_2to41 | 61 | ManBearPig489: TIFU by offering a down an out co worker that struggles with addiction a second chance at life, and possibly totaled my truck in the process. (Long)
This turned out to be more of a doozie than I anticipated during my pre Reddit post mental board meeting. TL;DR at bottom. Morgan Freeman cameo for those of... | 4 | 15.25 | |
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Runbunnierun: Projecting jealousy into aggression toward a video game.
She probably wanted you to spend time with her instead.
When things get worse consider therapy.
Personally I love that game. Hubs and I played together. I was his support and navigator.
JustARandomPokemon... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1642627465 | 1642627786 | t3_s80z12 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on a girl while losing my virginity.
This TIFU happened a decade ago when I was 18 and still in high school.
My best friend constantly made fun of me for being 18, about to graduate HS, and still a virgin. My mind was set on changing that.
One weekend one of my friends who graduated th... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1642632312 | 1642659501 | t3_s82vzc | t5_2to41 | 24 | Log_Zero_Fox: TIFU by not understanding my ex-gf
So not today, but four months ago, and the realisation came today. Also, sorry if I'm not being clear since english is not my first language.
So, four months ago, my then girlfriend wanted our relationship to stop for a while. Everything was fine before, but I knew some... | 3 | 8 | |
1642632865 | 1642675208 | t3_s833sp | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU matched with girl in my class on tinder
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_300BLK_: You're over reacting and over thinking this. The only fuck up here is acting like it's the end of the world.
SilverShadow-7: Idk I sent a sexual message and she ignored it, now everytime I see her she knows I wanted to fuck her, plus idk if she... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1642633706 | 1642656995 | t3_s83fiy | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boss know about my boyfriend’s smaller package.
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RealityLivesNow: Hmmm... Imagine this with genders reversed...
"Ex-girlfriend had a larger looser-than-average vagina. I accidentally sent a link to my boss for a compensating vagina-tightening bedroom toy requesting his thoughts.... | 9 | 9.111111 | |
1642635204 | 1642698456 | t3_s83zyj | t5_2to41 | 11,854 | Redbird2992: TIFU By Deep-Thoating a Corndog in a Company Wide Meeting.
TIFU by deep throating a corndog during a company wide meeting.
This literally just happened so the T in tifu is valid. I recently got hired at a new company, I’ve been here for 1 month and I love it. I work from home and today we had a company wi... | 9 | 1,317.111111 | |
1642637523 | 1642712247 | t3_s84uo0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Moist_Instruction69: TIFU by leaving a brown stain on my girlfriends sheets
Throwaway account because some irl friends know my usual reddit account.
First and foremost, I have a hairy ass. I remember that one tweet that went along the lines of "My ass is so hairy, when I have diarrhea, it comes out as filtered water".... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1642633857 | 1642641598 | t3_s83hou | t5_2to41 | 95 | captaincanadaKW: TIFU by accidentally Rick Rolling a potential job opportunity
So I’m a media guy looking for either photo or video work in my area. I run my own freelance business on the side but sometimes I have grey areas where nothing is going on, which is why I’m looking to fill it with a job (gotta pay these bill... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1642640768 | 1642642299 | t3_s8604l | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not flushing the toilet
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drewed1: The question is ... Did you tell your wife what happened ? Lol
OffBrandThoughts: An important detail…I did tell her my FU.
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1642641956 | 1642940319 | t3_s86feg | t5_2to41 | 5,247 | Never_rarely: TIFU by following a woman home
Just now, this literally just happened. I was coming back to my apartment after finishing up some work at the library. The route towards my apartment building runs through a somewhat dangerous area, but generally fine. Also it’s winter and very cold so I had a coat with a bl... | 12 | 437.25 | |
1642643603 | 1642651553 | t3_s86zdn | t5_2to41 | 3,156 | BigRufus9: TIFU as my wife secretly watched me jerk off on our Amazon Alexa Device
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Alyeria88: She could've at least waited until you were done! Nothing wrong with a guy having a bat when he's home alone!
FLTDI: Wasn't home alone.
>Apparently she had been listening from our bedroom as I watched a dirty mov... | 12 | 263 | |
1642646302 | 1642707953 | t3_s87w7a | t5_2to41 | 5,658 | Confused_Alpaca937: TIFU By expecting Hr to know what a crying wine fort is.
*EDIT* well this kinda blew up, glad everyone could have a laugh at my stupidness and lack of ability to read a room lol,
Cheers for all the awards and the positive love for the whole fort idea.
also for those mentioning the wine, I'm takin... | 13 | 435.230769 | |
1642647836 | 1642648345 | t3_s88feu | t5_2to41 | 9 | funkywhitesista: TIFU by backing over my new neighbor in a golf cart
Just happened.
I (57f) live in a small, private, retirement, mobile home community on the beautiful palm coast of Florida. Our community is mixed with Florida residents some of which are low income and non residents who are millionaire and whom are ... | 3 | 3 | |
1642649947 | 1642667530 | t3_s894ld | t5_2to41 | 8 | L00ptyL00ps: TIFU by getting too drunk and hitting on most of my guy friends at a birthday party
The title is what generally what happened, but damn it gets worse as I go into detail. Also, this is a combination of what I remember and what my friends told me after I woke up.
I (m, 20yo) went to a friend's (we'll call ... | 11 | 0.727273 | |
1642647663 | 1642676368 | t3_s88d62 | t5_2to41 | 23 | KarnivouR: TIFU BY NEARLY BLOWING UP MY CAR...
This actually happened this Monday. It started out as a usual Monday morning by getting up around 5:50 am to go to work. I get ready and auto start my car but when i look outside I notice it went from a regular morning with virtually no snow to looking like we just got hit... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1642651320 | 1642652010 | t3_s89lgw | t5_2to41 | 54 | A_lmir: TIFU by not lowering the volume on Oculus VR
Okay, it's 04:35AM right now and this happened 5 minutes ago.
I'm staying at my parents' house since I've got time off from my college and it only makes sense to stay home with them to save money. There aren't enough rooms though so I'm sleeping in the living room ... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1642654553 | 1642654850 | t3_s8amhk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Miserable_Composer_3: TIFU by being gassy during seggy time
So, my boyfriend and I decided to have some sexy time together today
(Early that day we had breakfast and share a soda)
My boyfriend likes to use his fingers
And everything was amazing when suddendly I feel it.... A gas, coming from deep in my bowels, and t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1642653764 | 1642689824 | t3_s8adlk | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking by GF for an oral in front of her family
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WheelchairJimbo: What's the name of your gf? Lana?
skwirrelnut: Lol took me a second to see what you did there!
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1642654590 | 1642703483 | t3_s8amw9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing it was my cake day until 11:30pm
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Feeling-Pianist1444: This isn't a fu. This is you trying to be funny (I assume??) and fishing for congratulations.
obviousplants: Today they fucked up by trying to be funny, but instead wrote one of the stupidest things ever produced in the Eng... | 3 | 2 | |
1642662030 | 1642922256 | t3_s8cv1d | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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scummy_shower_stall: Those moments that call us are lost, and not likely to come again. But OP, I’d urge you to go and find her if possible. See if anybody in the store or general area remembers her. I understand how some people would prefer not to give to an individual, but in... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1642663547 | 1642690517 | t3_s8d9pj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MrForever_Student: Better out the front than out the back?
PS I feel like this comment will age well 😂
galaxyfrapp: True, but don't worry. I'm sure there's enough lingering in my system to give me a 2nd wave of intense discomfort. 😅
MrForever_Student: Always. It will hit you i... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1642663757 | 1642811149 | t3_s8dbhq | t5_2to41 | 4,465 | flamingpeacock420: TIFU by leaving my vibrator on my couch
Ok so I live alone, just got out of a relationship, yeah I flick the bean and haven’t done dishes in a few days. My apartment is dirty and messy and I told myself I’d clean it this weekend but not today.
Then I make the mistake to download bumble. I start cha... | 21 | 212.619048 | |
1642666057 | 1642704924 | t3_s8dx3u | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about someone in a foreign language
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Curiousuk_South9566: You sound like a brat! Spoilt brat
Good you actually felt bad but did you apologise?
VergeOfHomeless: Nooo you cant say bad things on reddit youll get - points :O
Curiousuk_South9566: It’s ok my lovely I can take it x
| 4 | 4.5 | |
1642673750 | 1642749600 | t3_s8fsvq | t5_2to41 | 204 | Pangolindrome: TIFU by registering a company and getting charged $10,000 in taxes.
Mandatory this did not happen today. I didn’t want to tempt fate by telling others about this until we were well into the new year, and I think it’s time.
For background, I’m an English teacher and have been tutoring through Tutor.com s... | 6 | 34 | |
1642677799 | 1642686984 | t3_s8gu1r | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Specialist-Orange-59: If this story is real then your sister is dumb af. Who gets that intoxicated and strips completely naked to lay in the “wrong” bed next to their brother.
yumirow: I always sleep naked, and I'm sure I'm not the only one
Specialist-Orange-59: Ok would you sleep... | 5 | 1 | |
1642680405 | 1642845669 | t3_s8hhxm | t5_2to41 | 3,476 | CascadeThrowAway35: TIFU by violently murdering a seven year old baby dinosaur
Living in apartments for most of my adult life, pets were always viewed as a luxury, furry friends for individuals with large back yards. So, seven years after scouring for a solution to this problem, I and my girlfriend decided to get a rob... | 10 | 347.6 | |
1642685423 | 1642685777 | t3_s8j1kc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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KingFlyntCoal: r/amitheasshole
YTA
StarryLightinMonsoon: I know.
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1642686110 | 1642886949 | t3_s8j9yn | t5_2to41 | 32,684 | keeev1n: TIFU by thinking red and white color is normal for sperm
Before any judgement consider that I came from a family where even pronouncing the word "condom" is undisputed. So the sex education and everything that comes to private parts are a big no no in our house, for some reason.
So, the thing happen 2 hours a... | 13 | 2,514.153846 | |
1642692367 | 1642750553 | t3_s8lfre | t5_2to41 | 340 | Appropriate_Worth_73: TIFU by sending my son's dentist office nudes
First time posting to this sub, never thought I would have to do so but here I go. The day started off normal. My son has a upcoming dentist appointment. Earlier in the day I received a text notification about his upcoming appointment with date and ti... | 8 | 42.5 | |
1642694228 | 1642696780 | t3_s8m47r | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Dry_Seaworthiness_86: You have problems if you think you’re entitled to lunch at your workplace. You’re not paranoid, you’re just a bad person that was stealing food and probably would of been caught shortly afterwards.
Enjoyafish: how does stealing from a multi billion dollar cor... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1642694774 | 1642725930 | t3_s8mbmw | t5_2to41 | 49 | Liferescripted: TIFU by getting the wrong pack of ramen.
Obligatory not today, but when shopping over the weekend and picked up what I thought was a 5 pack of the ramen I got the week prior.
I've been venturing through the international aisle looking for decent spicy ramen and had one I really liked last week. I'm an... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1642696239 | 1642697948 | t3_s8mvi1 | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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furlongperfortnight: The only TIFU is that you neglected to do the helicopter.
coalt-like: The best response so far lol
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1642696549 | 1642697835 | t3_s8mzk6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Enjoyafish: TIFU by walking in on my mom and her new boyfriend
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polkcat: Maybe it was just piss and not jiss.
Guthixian-druid: You seem optimistic, a real OP's mom's vagina half-full kinda person
Mr_McShifty: Her vagina is never just half full.
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1642698526 | 1642807748 | t3_s8nqee | t5_2to41 | 210 | TheMongerOfFishes: TIFU by forgetting what I'm supposed to be buying
So I'm a pretty crafty guy I like doing crafty things and building stuff. I bought myself a stick welder and loved playing with it. I got a $700 wire cutting machine because I run a home business and got tired of processing wires by hand. I love power... | 13 | 16.153846 | |
1642697217 | 1642722269 | t3_s8n8da | t5_2to41 | 334 | deidara2643: TIFU by not wearing my glasses while making breakfast
This morning I woke before my partner and decided to start making us both breakfast. Nothing too fancy, just some pancakes and sausage. I get the batter all ready and start heating up the pan and think "Oh! I almost forgot to add our favorite touch to t... | 5 | 66.8 | |
1642698805 | 1642733362 | t3_s8nu8u | t5_2to41 | 20 | Throwaway18263727: TIFU by trying to enter a strangers car.
I (Young adult male) was walking home and my mother had agreed to meet me half way and give me a lift back. When I was around halfway to my destination a car very similar to that of my mothers (same colour, brand and a similar design) pulled up aside me. at th... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1642701352 | 1644593901 | t3_s8osxe | t5_2to41 | 137 | carsgobeep3: TIFU by getting tapeworms from my cat short(ish) update, 1 year later
[Original Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/g2vx9u/tifu_by_adopting_a_cat_which_resulted_in_us_both/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
[Update 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/g3hmo4/tifu_wormageddon_updat... | 7 | 19.571429 | |
1642704702 | 1642726750 | t3_s8q2dm | t5_2to41 | 26,355 | OTFasian: TIFU I incorrectly assumed guys are comfortable with their own ejaculate.
FAIR WARNING: graphic sexual depiction, do not proceed if you do not care for graphic sexual content.
Hmmm I’m not sure what just happened. I may have lost an FWB. Oh well.
My FWB’s lab class ended early today, so he grabbed an Uber ... | 21 | 1,255 | |
1642705456 | 1642705740 | t3_s8qcig | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by butt dialing my boss
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bravo90: I need to know if he heard you... and if you've talked about it yet.
pikitupwbrokenfingrs: This
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1642706676 | 1642708366 | t3_s8qson | t5_2to41 | 26 | calelikethevegetable: TIFU by Accidentally Leaving the Door Unlocked While Changing in a Conference Room and Co-worker Walked in on Me
So I work in an office. I park in a parking structure a ways away from the building I work in so I wear basketball shorts and an athletic shirt to walk/jog to the building. I do this be... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1642707127 | 1642708826 | t3_s8qyp1 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by getting my company successfully sued
Decided this could by MY FU or the other guy's. Officially on paper, it's my FU 100 percent. So here goes.
Sorry for <not mobile>, but sorry anyway.
I had this storied typed in my iPad in real time (ish) and only when the update came did I decid... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1642714551 | 1642715955 | t3_s8tlyj | t5_2to41 | 17 | Sunburst12345: TIFU by accidentally flooding my friends house because I didn’t know how to wipe.
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Before you all misinterpret this, I was around 7 y/o at the time and literally could not do it myself. I was really stupid.
At the time, me and my neighbours kid were really good friends.
One day, his mom said that I co... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1642714667 | 1642716504 | t3_s8tngh | t5_2to41 | 25 | lilly88adams: TIFU by passing an exam
So I'm a second year student in college and I study old languages such as latin and ancient Greek.
I've had covid during the year and was generally sick and it caused me to miss some classes but no major health issues and it was doable to pass all my exams. I just fucked up pretty ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1642729333 | 1642760305 | t3_s8yqb6 | t5_2to41 | 1,473 | Crystalskull444: TIFU by telling my mom to look up incest porn
This just happened less then five minutes ago and my hearts still pounding as I can hear my mom telling my dad about this :|
I’m on mobile sorry about my grammar blah blah blah you get it.
My mom (43f) and I(14f) were talking about how me and my younger ... | 14 | 105.214286 | |
1642730836 | 1642735371 | t3_s8z8p3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | MO11YY: TIFU when curiosity killed my 12 year vegan streak.
Was it Cow? Chicken? Pig? Who knows! Curiosity killed the cat, but did the dead cat then claw it’s way into my un-veganly noodles?
‘Shake-a-dads’ had always served as my dietary requirement safe haven. After having a particularly shitty day, nothing excited m... | 10 | 0.1 | |
1642731823 | 1642806548 | t3_s8zktr | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by coming off as racist (I swear I'm not), or at the very least an A-hole.
I work at a school that has an amazing interpreter for the Spanish language. Any time we type up a syllabus or need to communicate with parents, she is the one we filter our communications through so it doesn't come acr... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1642732109 | 1642801083 | t3_s8zoe5 | t5_2to41 | 1,044 | [deleted]: TIFU by raising a bully
This literally happened 3 hours ago and I feel kind of bad.
I have a 2 year old son and I’d like to think I’m doing my damn best to raise him with good morals and ethics and mostly it shows, he is a pretty rad kid and says sorry and please and thank you in the correct context withou... | 8 | 130.5 |
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