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1642733339 | 1642762604 | t3_s9034f | t5_2to41 | 344 | FastWalkingShortGuy: TIFU by implying I am handling one of my boss's genitalia.
No disclaimer; this happened just a few hours ago.
I've been having an extremely busy time at work the past few weeks, due to a simultaneous increase in my responsibilities and staff shortages due to COVID going through my company like wil... | 5 | 68.8 | |
1642734889 | 1642735477 | t3_s90m5t | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she stinks. The stench was quite repulsive
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psychotic_catalyst: Where is the thirdly though
OhNoTheDawnPatrol: I think the fourthly was a joke building off of secondly.
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1642737289 | 1642785277 | t3_s91ecn | t5_2to41 | 281 | Sonderer: TIFU by refusing to be scammed by movers.
I will try to keep this brief as no amount of elaborative details can lessen the magnitude of this fuck up. Just 4 weeks ago, I relocated back to Colorado, where I grew up. I was hesitant to use movers due to horror stories of them trying to take advantage of people b... | 7 | 40.142857 | |
1642737855 | 1642743724 | t3_s91l1m | t5_2to41 | 27 | bri5tol: TIFU by having fun online
NSFW
So recently iv (M 33) started to visit a website a couple of nights a week where you random video chat with strangers... Not overly proud but it's fun and gets me off so I don't care
I pay for the subscription so I match with women and you do get a hell of alot of them, all th... | 3 | 9 | |
1642740470 | 1642790828 | t3_s92kgq | t5_2to41 | 36 | catsinbananahats: TIFU by getting lost and making my boss's daughter late to her doctor appointment
My boss has a daughter with disabilities and my job was that I drive her to school and other events and help her with her chores. Today, I was tasked with taking her to the doctor. Easy enough.
My boss said the instruct... | 6 | 6 | |
1642737872 | 1642741842 | t3_s91l8r | t5_2to41 | 10 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for going to a dance with some girls my BFF doesn’t like
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Suitable-Platypus-10: Wouldn't say its ur fuck up but dang that's one toxic friend
VrinTheTerrible: Yep, this isn’t a TIFU.
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1642745961 | 1642746407 | t3_s945w4 | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU By sending a dick pic (NSFW)
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Disguspitated: Is your face showing in the pic?
Super-Wonder2166: No but it was on my personal Instagram
Disguspitated: You’re fuckin’ dumb, but you should be OK. Live and learn kid.
Super-Wonder2166: There was a comment about a 8-12 year prison sentence? Do you kn... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1642748876 | 1642812686 | t3_s94xd0 | t5_2to41 | 16,064 | [deleted]: TIFU, by shaving my asshole hair
For the record, i generally despise body hair, but it's too much work to remove it all on a consistent basis, so I just let it be unless it bothers me too much.
Now, my ass hair, especially around my asshole, seems to be extraordinarily long, so that whenever I walk it gets ... | 19 | 845.473684 | |
1642752012 | 1642842584 | t3_s95oth | t5_2to41 | 65 | ankarpy: TIFU by losing around 10k of important photos of memories as an IT guy
I’m seriously down.
Disclaimer: I’m an IT guy, so I don’t even know how I f*ked up this bad. But I’ll try to explain.
- I had a bunch of family photos on an external hard drive (around ~50,000 photos, dated between 1995-2019)
- I bought ... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1642752849 | 1642790070 | t3_s95wfl | t5_2to41 | 1,768 | Tinytitn: TIFU by packing my pussy
So this happened about a week ago.
My wife and I just had our first kid. Being the brilliant humans we are we decided that not even 2 weeks post partum we should move. We made arrangements for all our animals. We had about 9 days between selling our current home and moving into our n... | 12 | 147.333333 | |
1642756453 | 1642781459 | t3_s96qhs | t5_2to41 | 1,799 | nicklebackfan_69: TIFU by not telling my family I cancelled my engagement
I got engaged in September, and cancelled my engagement with my ex-fiancée back not long after in October after I caught her lying and cheating on me. I’m a pretty private person and don’t have social media, so I let all of my immediate family k... | 5 | 359.8 | |
1642757050 | 1642758037 | t3_s96vlx | t5_2to41 | 51 | girlgerms: TIFU by sending flowers meant for a friend to the wrong house...and the "wrong house" had a legitimate reason to assume they were for them. (AWKWARD!)
I have been told by the group of mates that I bought these flowers on the behalf of to post this here, because honestly...WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES?!
Frie... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1642759647 | 1642789553 | t3_s97i34 | t5_2to41 | 3,957 | Frantb: TIFU by going out with a girl and running into my ex
Obligatory this happened yesterday.
This is gonna be a long one but the cringe is worth the read, I promise.
So my ex broke up with me in december. It was pretty rough and things are pretty horrible between us. Basicaly she thought I was cheating on her and... | 9 | 439.666667 | |
1642763133 | 1642763451 | t3_s98ci4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | HowMuchDidIDrink: TIFU by commenting on a FB post about an arrest in our community and triggering a racist
TLDR; at the bottom
This happened today and is ongoing.
I am a fairly well-known business owner and "somewhat respected" person in our medium sized nice town and a member of several FB groups regarding our city.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1642763077 | 1642765429 | t3_s98c2c | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting more tongue during oral
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simkashi01: You didn’t fuck up, he probably just lost interest. Is everything else in your relationship fine?
Fairy2206: I like to think so..but there has been a few times I've felt like it might not be. I think I know that I have a lot of hang ups from my... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1642764915 | 1642829021 | t3_s98sx3 | t5_2to41 | 413 | nerdyfatguy001: TIFU For avoiding someone at the gym after they made comments about my weight
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millenialfalcon-_-: This is how people compliment others.
femmeshepp: Golden rule is just to not mention people's weight. She could have said "looking good" and left it that lmao.
brightlife28: Maybe in regular publi... | 16 | 25.8125 | |
1642765494 | 1642765976 | t3_s98y8j | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU as my sister discovered that I been fucking our cousins
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ThatBritishGuy73: Been called Jim irl, was strange reading that with my name in it. Hope it gets resolved.
maskedprincess_2020: you poor jim
ThatBritishGuy73: I forgot other people are called Jim/Jimmy etc
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1642775381 | 1642832583 | t3_s9bzgr | t5_2to41 | 8 | thatjew1097: TIFU by embarrassing myself on an internationally-broadcasted radio show
There’s this phenomenal political talk show that records pretty close to where I live - I’ve tried calling in a number of times for the last month or two, and somehow got on the air yesterday. I had a great conversation, laughing and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1642780327 | 1642785077 | t3_s9dsry | t5_2to41 | 46 | doobiesd: TIFU by tested out my dog's citronella filled anti-bark collar
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Kiyomondo: Is citronella a safe thing for dogs or humans to be inhaling frequently?
OleKosyn: No :)
Acids being sprayed on mucous membranes is deemed less than harmful like tasers and rubber bullets are less than lethal.
But it's conve... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1642780560 | 1642790173 | t3_s9dvvq | t5_2to41 | 8,549 | miss_a_miss: TIFU My mother found my butt plugs #nsfw
Yesterday after using my plugs, I washed them and left them in the living room on a piece of paper to dry fully before I pack them in my "toy box".
But...I forgot to do it.
This morning I was away from home, went to gym, and while I was away my mother came to visit ... | 11 | 777.181818 | |
1642779241 | 1643030502 | t3_s9dehp | t5_2to41 | 29 | Orange_Bumblebee_818: TIFU Warned my mid face was off camera during an online exam, got revoked for having my mid face too close to the camera
I was doing an important exam. I am a final year medical student and this exam is important to determine if I get to work in the UK in the future. It was going fine till partway... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1642780598 | 1642790789 | t3_s9dwdp | t5_2to41 | 38 | ijustneedanswerspl: TIFU by having an accident from behind all over my girlfriends bathroom floor.
TIFU by having diarrhea all over my girlfriends bathroom floor
This happened last night. And I’m using an alt account because oh my god.
I recently moved in with my girlfriend. We have a pretty healthy sex life, and we... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1642782530 | 1642799310 | t3_s9emeh | t5_2to41 | 67 | kjlwillycoyote: TIFU by answering the door
So I live at the end of a dirt road so when there is a car going by it's either trespassers (which gets the cops called on them) or a delivery. Yesterday FedEx came by to drop off a package which sent the dogs to barking like mad. I got my lazy fat ass off the couch to open th... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1642782427 | 1642786077 | t3_s9el0y | t5_2to41 | 10 | EpinephrineJunkie: TIFU, by pulling a classic Boomer ZOOMer move...
This morning I was on an important call talking about the future of some engineering programs and as it turns out I'm leaving the company next week for another job elsewhere. Every Zoom meeting I call into I instantly put it on Speaker Phone and Mute m... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1642784424 | 1642866944 | t3_s9fcoi | t5_2to41 | 29,316 | [deleted]: TIFU By Accidentally Eating My Wife's Twin Sister's Ass
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inspiringpineapple: Never have i been so relieved to have been deceived
Bloedman: Baloney! You clicked the same as all of us depraved folk. We’re onto you!
inspiringpineapple: I was curious okay!!😭
genmischief: Well, I am deeply disappointed... | 10 | 2,931.6 | |
1642787262 | 1642797677 | t3_s9gfro | t5_2to41 | 239 | alcoraptor: TIFU By getting the company I work for banned from processing payments and starting a police investigation
I work as a programmer for a company that makes its money selling software online.
Specifically, I write and maintain the payment processing system that charges cards and collects money when a custom... | 4 | 59.75 | |
1642788885 | 1642790240 | t3_s9h2rg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rickk020: You going to report them right. Right?
KyubeySex: If you read the article, I did, yes.
Rickk020: In shortage of time i read most lines. And the tl;dr ofc
KyubeySex: Ah ok, I must of overlooked that part.
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1642791119 | 1642791906 | t3_s9hwh1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by testing someone’s knowledge on my birth date
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dncypntz: TIL not having people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook is a “fuck up.”
MindRidge: I see what you did there 😂 Not really where I was going with it but yeah my first FU should’ve really been caring in the first place.
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1642791921 | 1642864099 | t3_s9i7gp | t5_2to41 | 5,941 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the phone during sex
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Empire2k5: Not really a fuck up, just bad timing. I'm sure grandpa is smiling from above and having a giggle.
PuzzleheadedNovel297: I don't think OP is Christian considering what they were doing...
TushieWushie: Random comments from people like you have made m... | 7 | 848.714286 | |
1642792367 | 1642793282 | t3_s9idmt | t5_2to41 | 201 | Snoo-71271: TIFU by letting the vacuum salesman use our bathroom
Oh boy, do I have a story for you all. This literally JUST happened and I am writing this while all the details are fresh in my mind.
Let me start this by saying that if I had answered the door, this bombshell would not have gone off in our home.
My h... | 5 | 40.2 | |
1642792680 | 1642796771 | t3_s9ihsw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing my friend and destroying his marriage.
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wiffleplop: Absolutely not your fault. It’s his for being a cheating dickhead.
NoxAeterna555: Could you tell me what it was about? I’m curious but it got deleted as I started reading
wiffleplop: On holiday with a friendly couple they went to a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1642793836 | 1642803124 | t3_s9ixfz | t5_2to41 | 13 | Niramtre: TIFU by drinking coffee
This happened in the summer and I'm still mortified, figured you guys would get a good kick out of it. On mobile, not native English speaker, bla bla etc.
So I'd been seeing this guy for a few weeks and was about to leave my job around the same time he had some days off lined up, and ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1642794251 | 1642802711 | t3_s9j333 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Axalem: TIFU by accidentally thinking I am back home (1000km away) and rebooting the client's network core
Mandatory: technically , it was yesterday, but here goes.
I was at a client's site and after doing some changes, I saved the network configuration and automatically entered "reboot" and "yes" in the console. I ge... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1642794562 | 1642861801 | t3_s9j6yv | t5_2to41 | 12,807 | jizzy_mask: TIFU, by jizzing in a mask
Alright. Obligatory 5 months ago.
We all have this moment where we're going to think about some stuff then the next second were playing with the joystick... And then mid-fight you realize you used up all your toilet paper/tissue in your room.
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
I see a... | 12 | 1,067.25 | |
1642795872 | 1642797133 | t3_s9jp1t | t5_2to41 | 261 | Environmental-Sky664: TIFU, Might have cancer at this point but idk what to do…
So I have been f-ing up for a long time now…
So I have had rectal bleeding for years now. Since I was 16 and now I’m 24… my mom convinced me it was a hemorrhoid bc she used to get them. Thing is I am 99% sure I have a polyp bc I also have ... | 6 | 43.5 | |
1642797051 | 1642798093 | t3_s9k4zr | t5_2to41 | 13 | tafobvrsns: TIFU by letting a pregnant woman go to the hospital on her own
TIFU by letting a pregnant woman go to a hospital on her own
One of my colleagues (32) is 20 weeks pregnant. Today, out of the blue, she told me (25M) with a concerning face and voice that she was going to the hospital because she felt somethin... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1642799705 | 1642803015 | t3_s9l5hv | t5_2to41 | 170 | Aila27: TIFU by asking a colleague to spank me
This only happened a few hours ago and I'm still crying inside!
I have a really lovely colleague. We'll call him Richard. He's one of the sweetest, funniest, and most intelligent people I've ever met (yeah, ok, I do have a crush...).
We usually work in an office but we'... | 3 | 56.666667 | |
1642800478 | 1642803524 | t3_s9lfxe | t5_2to41 | 22 | Drillspit: TIFU by getting expelled because of Among Us
No, this is not a half-assed attempt at a dead meme. This actually happened and I'm still cringing.
Also: this is not my main account for obvious reasons.
A bit of backstory:
When Among Us was still in its "glory days" a lot of people in my school would use the o... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1642800674 | 1642801149 | t3_s9lijd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a $1000 graphics card off eBay
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Dtour5150: That is extremely shitty. Also try to contact the seller anyway with the issue so there is a record of you doing so on ebay, then open a case with them as well. You're under their buyer protection. If they find it's a fraudulent seller or a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1642802848 | 1642817165 | t3_s9mcaf | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ThatSlothDuke: Dafaq OP. Why would you search all of the tragedies up if you know you hate gory stuff? Also what kind of memes do you view?
ThrowAwayAccount0_o: Why did I search all of that stuff up? When I first read the titles, they were both meaningless and mysterious. A lot of... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1642805027 | 1642807966 | t3_s9n5yr | t5_2to41 | 60 | mcfuddlebutt: TIFU by expensing a trip to a sex shop
Actually happened today.
Last month, I was doing visits to a bunch of hospitals north of where I live (Houston) and I had an address for a hospice center that I just couldn't find for the life of me. So I pulled over and called them for instructions on how to get to... | 5 | 12 | |
1642806726 | 1642855557 | t3_s9nsub | t5_2to41 | 11 | Scarlet109: TIFU By giving a Karen my auto insurance information
We all know that Karens have become more prevalent in the past few years, more brazen, more aggressive. Seems like there’s one in the news every day. Well today I will recount my encounter to you.
Picking up a younger sibling from school can be stressfu... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1642806933 | 1642808049 | t3_s9nvg2 | t5_2to41 | 118 | Glittering_Ice8854: TIFU by shitting my pants on my 17th birthday
Alright buckle up. This happened around 4 years ago. My father and I, we went out to celebrate my 17th birthday. Beautiful July day. We go out to feed some ducks, we watch a movie, we dine on delicious Indian food at a restaurant and shop a bit.
Now he... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1642807553 | 1642886830 | t3_s9o3aw | t5_2to41 | 17 | BigBruhter6281: TIFU by kicking someone out of chess club because she was a girl
Ok. So yea this is a funny one.
So it was my (15m) second day of chess club, I did it because a lot of my friends did it and one of my friends created it this year (we in high school). Well there wasn’t many people today, only 5, and we ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1642807781 | 1642810436 | t3_s9o63x | t5_2to41 | 5 | I-dontevenlikeliving: TIFU by wasting my last £10
(This didn’t happen today, it was a week ago)
Yeah so the title basically sums it up. I was strapped for cash this month, so I decided to stock up on my kitchen before I go broke. I met up with my with my cousin since she was getting stuff too.
After shopping we came ... | 5 | 1 | |
1642814877 | 1642818261 | t3_s9qncl | t5_2to41 | 12 | ThePinkTeenager: TIFU by being rude on Discord.
This happened a few days ago.
About four months ago, I joined a writing-focused Discord server. I talked to the other members, joined read-alouds, gave and received advice, participated in a writing challenge, and sent funny GIFs. Things were going really well.
A coup... | 3 | 4 | |
1642817066 | 1642818203 | t3_s9rcxw | t5_2to41 | 55 | Obvious_Milk124: TIFU by feeding squirrels my DoorDash order
TIFU, I was working from home and I decided that I wanted some Chick-fil-A for breakfast. I ended up ordering it from DoorDash. I kept working as I waited for it to be delivered. Finally it arrived and I tore open the bag in my rabid hunger only to find that ... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1642819532 | 1642867655 | t3_s9s58t | t5_2to41 | 7,144 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sim642: Someone give a technically believable explanation.
Loan-Pickle: The program was on a network share, and they renamed the file on the share, instead of creating a shortcut to the file on their computer. That’s the only thing I can see.
malcolmrey: they?
Brett_Mayes: OP
malc... | 11 | 649.454545 | |
1642820903 | 1642879032 | t3_s9skw0 | t5_2to41 | 275 | Candylandnightmare: TIFU by eating the devil's twizzlers
Obligatory throw away account, on mobile sorry for formatting. This is gonna sound like I'm 12, but I'm actually really embarrassed by this, I'm happy I have a partner with a sense of humor, and maybe it'll make you laugh too. TIFU by eating sugar free twizzlers.... | 6 | 45.833333 | |
1642821303 | 1642824507 | t3_s9spax | t5_2to41 | 80 | scsurfr: TIFU by having kombucha and coffee before a hike.
The morning started innocently enough, I opened the AllTrails app and found the perfect trail to explore. On the way there, I grabbed some coffee and as a last minute add on, threw in a delicious looking kombucha from the counter side cooler to round out my pur... | 5 | 16 | |
1642821943 | 1642870159 | t3_s9swja | t5_2to41 | 55 | AwkwardSara: TIFU by thinking a cold caused it to burn when I pee
This is about a week in the making. To preface, I have urinary and fecal incontinence so I'm in diapers 24/7. Ordinarily I don't feel the urge to go nor do I feel it happen. Well I just started a new job at a Burger King and there's been a cold going aro... | 5 | 11 | |
1642822846 | 1642866589 | t3_s9t6jb | t5_2to41 | 2,616 | Tenagaaaa: TIFU by agreeing with my gf’s doctor.
To preface this my ex has had some knee issues for the past few weeks. She got some painkillers and they kinda helped so I thought nothing of it.
Today she told me her doctor said there was a good chance her knee pain could be a result of her being overweight. (We’ve ... | 10 | 261.6 | |
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xxDmDxx: 👀 what’s going on in here?
mamaspiders: time for you to tell us...
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1642827325 | 1642870803 | t3_s9uix1 | t5_2to41 | 183 | jabba-du-hutt: TIFU Telling My Wife an Embarrassing Story from My Past
This happened a few hours ago, and it still hurts. My wife and I laugh about my stupid stuff. Though, some are *really* bad at the time.
While my wife plowed through a bottle of Costello del Pogio Moscatto (45 minutes) after a bad day of work, I cl... | 6 | 30.5 | |
1642827633 | 1642890693 | t3_s9um7j | t5_2to41 | 842 | Toakie: TIFU by being super into my spouse's gift
So, my wife has been super into the tiktok clips showing the ultrasonic jewelry cleaners shake off the grime from old jewelry. Like, she OBSESSES over these videos and would excitedly tell me about the disgusting cloud of filth you can see in the water. Her feed is near... | 5 | 168.4 | |
1642828275 | 1642831838 | t3_s9usyw | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Golden-Nuggit: Delete tik tok while your at it, the app is cancer
S_A_R_K: And Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Reddit
Golden-Nuggit: Probably better off throwing your phone in a river
SaltMarshGoblin: Probably better off throwing your GF's nosy and homophobic aunt in a river (fix... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1642843223 | 1642880097 | t3_s9yo53 | t5_2to41 | 110 | anuscluck: TIFU by butt dialing my boyfriends dad during sexy time
So, tonight started out like any other. Snuggling up with my boyfriend and watching Jojo part 6, drinking some wine, overall just having a good time. Before too long, one thing leads to another and, well, you get the picture.
About three minutes into t... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1642844314 | 1643158603 | t3_s9yxl5 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU by climbing down a ladder with one hand
Three weeks ago, my family and I rented out a cabin in the wilderness. My grandma and I were sharing a room. There were two beds, but there was loft in the room with a couch. I wasn’t tired yet, so I took a sleeping pill and read for a bit so the pill c... | 3 | 17 | |
1642844656 | 1642846195 | t3_s9z0nw | t5_2to41 | 32 | NoToppings: TIFU reading the signs
Throwaway account.
2022...
My first year in college. Made new friends. One of them being an attractive girl. For the purpose of this post I'll name her "Kim". The two of us had an instant connection. She seemed to appreciate how tall I am and I enjoyed her sense of humour. That bei... | 4 | 8 | |
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Zaalimsingh: It could be worse. You could be in Alaska and then sticking your hand in a toilet to get a jizz mask
Legitimate_Tap3757: Might have had a bear come looking for the rest of the meal
Zaalimsingh: If the hand doesn’t fall off after the frostbite
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1642852113 | 1642855973 | t3_sa0uvi | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by standing up my date right outside my door
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boogerpeanut: Give her some time, she might cool off (pun absolutely intended). It hasn’t even hit double digit time since the fuckup.
Also sounds like it’s time to change your alert tones if multiple calls/texts didn’t rouse you at least a teen... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
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highline9: Just curious since you never posted anything on the ap (and also having never used a similar ap), could it be just coincidence about the man coming to the door and the ap? Do those aps have locations revealed? The cop did say he did this before. Anywho, you did the r... | 5 | 1 | |
1642854350 | 1642864895 | t3_sa1fu3 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU My mother decided that if she woke up, then we all wake up.
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JorgeXMcKie: For the most part my Dad would wake us up at about 8am on Saturday to tell us what chores we had to do before we could go out with our friends. He didn't care if we were up late doing stuff, that was our problem for stayi... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1642854657 | 1642855596 | t3_sa1iw2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Snake010: TIFU by eating a corndog after dissecting a frog
First off this did not happen today. I was in science class in 7th grade and we where dissecting a frog that day. The first thing that hit me was the smell of the embalming fluid. It was pretty interesting and the frog that i had contained eggs so that was neat... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1642857038 | 1642864996 | t3_sa27a9 | t5_2to41 | 72 | Peachmuffin91: TIFU Drank the Forbidden Soda
I was living with my gf at my friend’s house, and my friend lived with his parents.
I was in the kitchen talking to my girlfriend and I set down my soda can to do some dishes.
After doing the dishes and still in a conversation with my girlfriend, I reached over and grab... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1642859935 | 1642907172 | t3_sa32vp | t5_2to41 | 12,221 | [deleted]: TIFU By masturbating on cam with a random girl
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TyphoidMary234: Mildly concerning your sister is so willing to make a sex tape lol
SvenBoiiii: Now that you say it, i honestly hope she won't do it to be honest lol
TyphoidMary234: I volunteer as tribute? Lol
Miserable_Thinker: This is all an elaborate... | 11 | 1,111 | |
1642860419 | 1642969070 | t3_sa38rp | t5_2to41 | 20,250 | moth_me_up: TIFU by flipping my mattress
My mom has always told me that I'm the kind of person who will do things that make me suffer out of pure stubbornness.
Nine months ago, my husband and I purchased our first home. Of course, we then had to move all of our stuff into the house. But, it's the middle of a pandemic... | 13 | 1,557.692308 | |
1642861753 | 1642863689 | t3_sa3o2t | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Custardpaws: Nobody in this story should own pets. None of you are responsible enough to look after an animal. Also, stop lying.
0yungdaddy0: I've had three cats the whole time I've lived here. Her animals were not going to be able to live in a rural area with wild animals tryin... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1642864901 | 1642866351 | t3_sa4q1d | t5_2to41 | 31 | QuickChart4654: TIFU by Confessing My Love
Throwaway account because my main account is literally my name...
I just want to preface this by saying that all of this is purely online; we live in different countries and have not met up IRL (yet?).
**EDIT**: We had a discussion (we tend to talk every day so of course thi... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1642866529 | 1642904351 | t3_sa5a9q | t5_2to41 | 21 | anon_in_hiding: TIFU by lying to my wife on our first date
This has been going on for a while, but it was only uncovered this morning. So, here I am, writing about it.
My wife and I have known each other long before the first date. We met through mutuals and only saw each other at gatherings, etc. and then a few years... | 16 | 1.3125 | |
1642867554 | 1642909986 | t3_sa5nfy | t5_2to41 | 93 | Ok_Stress_2920: TIFU by getting high on a first date
Met a cool guy on hinge. We hit it right off from the get go. somehow after awhile tho we started talking about edibles, and crazy 💩 that we’ve tried before. out of nowhere he mentions he’s got edible cookies. So At first I was like no but he convinced me to try one... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1642869422 | 1642953887 | t3_sa6ako | t5_2to41 | 4,790 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Southern-Shallot-517: It’s a mental illness. Not a “kink”. Wanting to deprave your brain of oxygen isn’t normal behavior, wanting someone to violate you like that isn’t “empowering” either. It’s so sad to see people act like this during your most intimate moments.
Being “vanilla... | 21 | 228.095238 | |
1642871259 | 1642911684 | t3_sa6yjw | t5_2to41 | 2,118 | Suitable-Ad7907: TIFU by thinking a tifu was unique
Whenever I come to this sub I have a general idea of what to expect; fuck-ups, usually sexual, and then a few other funny relationship-related ones. What I have been seeing CONSTANTLY now is "TIFU because I decided to masturabate on camera with a stranger and now they... | 9 | 235.333333 | |
1642874199 | 1642960513 | t3_sa81jk | t5_2to41 | 113 | Apillicus: TIFU by convincing my wife the house was haunted for months.
So my wife had come up to me a few months back asking if I heard a piano playing. I didn't and thought nothing of it. A few days later the same thing. Then again, and again. She had me check the garage, running around finding all the kids toys, loo... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1642875541 | 1642877143 | t3_sa8j73 | t5_2to41 | 67 | Motor_University_260: TIFU I touched my friends pen which apparently was in her Girlfriends ass at one point
I was at my friends house. We talking about our future and what to do he is working for a network marketing company so he keeps a diary of his people who are willing to join that diary was kept on his bed with a... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1642877182 | 1642907017 | t3_sa94fa | t5_2to41 | 6 | CEO_Of_Rejection_99: TIFU by using thin foam boards for a project
I'm an architecture student. For one of my projects I had to pour concrete in a mold. Yes, I'm only 19 and I'm already working with concrete. Yay me.
So I build the mold. I didn't know what to use so I just used some leftover foam boards. They were very... | 3 | 2 | |
1642877472 | 1642878243 | t3_sa9884 | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering the phone
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totaltraash6773: Haha, glad he could laugh it off.
random9274628174621: Yeah me too. I was completely distracted the rest of the day. I kept hoping that my phone really had malfunctioned and failed to log that call.
| 3 | 15 | |
1642879646 | 1642983268 | t3_saa0el | t5_2to41 | 161 | jipokiy300: TIFU by telling my crush i like her
I have this female friend of my for over 2 years now, we are in the same uni. She had a manipulative bf(1) their relationship lasted for 5 years prior.Last year they broke up, i was there for her supporting emotionely.I only liked her as a friend,but after talking to her ... | 13 | 12.384615 | |
1642879271 | 1642914883 | t3_sa9vls | t5_2to41 | 377 | super_senpai64: TIFU by giving my friend’s son pink eye.
Saddle up mother hecklers. This just happened last night/m
Last night I was at a buddy’s house for dinner for burgers, brats, and beer. I had a bit of everything and eventually had to take a massive shit while I was there. We’re all close so I went and used thei... | 5 | 75.4 | |
1642883532 | 1642907694 | t3_sabelt | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering an adult's toy on a shady Telegram channel
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Legitimate_Tap3757: Lord have mercy, I understand religion(I'm christian) but anyone who would harm his own child for any reason, especially religion, is unthinkable. I am male and was married to second wife at age 28. Best wishes with th... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1642888251 | 1642978206 | t3_sad32o | t5_2to41 | 380 | LVMechanic5262: TIFU: Driving Alongside a State Trooper
So I was on the highway doing 80 in a 70 and talking hands-free on the phone. It's a two lane highway in Northern NH Where it is remote, and your concern is with wild animals, not so much about cars.
Okay, not a justification but more setting of context to impre... | 7 | 54.285714 | |
1642889417 | 1642927618 | t3_sadide | t5_2to41 | 36,095 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by realizing, 20.5 years later, that the ER physician I sued had his reasons
This FU happened over two decades ago when my first wife died as a result of a combination of, comedy/tragedy of errors, and our ER physician was adamant that my epileptic wife was seizing because of drugs, not epilep... | 14 | 2,578.214286 | |
1642893082 | 1648466989 | t3_saev1n | t5_2to41 | 59 | uaretheuniverse: TIFU by letting my boyfriend cum on my face.
Hi folks, so this actually happened yesterday, but I figured I’d post it today.
So my boyfriend and I (both 21) have a pretty active sex life. We have sex practically every day. I am currently fighting an infection, and because of the medication, I am unable... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1642893432 | 1644047305 | t3_saezjo | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my ceiling for a joke.
I apologize in advance for the mistakes I don't speak english well
So it happened this afternoon and I still can't believe it really happened.
A little background: I recently started a fairly heavy treatment that makes me drowsy and unfocused during the day. Sin... | 10 | 8 | |
1642893924 | 1642894649 | t3_saf5xa | t5_2to41 | 13 | thebumblinfool: TIFU by breaking my friend's rib
Let me preface this by saying that this is about one of my best friends and our relationship is closest to a brother and sister that constantly give each other crap. Like in a movie with siblings
that constantly bicker and fight but would do anything for one another.
Pi... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1642895577 | 1642921798 | t3_safqpg | t5_2to41 | 94 | toesinthishouse: TIFU by making dinner at 10pm
I am not a very good cook. Unfortunately, I'm also cheap, so this doesn't stop me from trying.
Yesterday, I decided I wanted to make the burrito meal kit I had in the fridge. First step, start cooking the rice. I've done that about a million times now, no issue there. Sec... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1642897111 | 1642953857 | t3_saga7h | t5_2to41 | 2,250 | EngLitIsLit: TIFU by stepping on my hamster.
So this just happened about an hour ago.
I have spent just a bit longer than a year with this hamster and everything was going well.
I was playing a very competitive table tennis match on the VR glasses, jumping around when I heard a few unusual sounds around. I didn’t car... | 10 | 225 | |
1642895135 | 1642954829 | t3_safl6a | t5_2to41 | 250 | bewildered_forks: TIFU by giving my neighbor the impression that my husband and I engage in some weird baby talk
This is all thanks to my cat, Max. Tonight, I opened up my back door because my husband had just pulled in to the driveway and was walking up the back sidewalk to the house.
Max took this opportunity to bol... | 4 | 62.5 | |
1642897342 | 1642897946 | t3_sagd34 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MammothMap3466: TIFU by doing something sexual in a unique situation with an unexpected person and the topical overtones may surprise you
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MidnightSlasher123: Most real tifu post
MammothMap3466: Thank you. I'm just an average girl and these oddly specific things happen to me all the time. Just part of being un... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1642898063 | 1642899434 | t3_saglw6 | t5_2to41 | 49 | franticredditperson: TIFU I fucked up on physics test by putting my calculator on radian
Today, my physics teacher finally graded my major exam. I wondered why I received a failing score on my exam, even though when I walked in the room, plugging in the values for the formulas on my test and in my head acing through it... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1642899164 | 1655822714 | t3_sagzne | t5_2to41 | 9 | WeaselBeagle: TIFU by almost setting my room on fire
TL;DR at the bottom
This is only a small fuck up, so don’t go expecting some sort of “we had to evacuate” scenario.
A few minutes ago, I was real bored, as my sister has Covid and I don’t want to really go out of my bedroom. A month ago, I bought myself a blowtorch... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1642900774 | 1643052794 | t3_sahiup | t5_2to41 | 541 | TexasNelwyn: TIFU and yelled about my hooha in a hospital recovery room, then later got mad at Afroman
*La da da da-da-da, la da daaaa*
When my husband is sedated it’s a whole ass scene.
While I was pregnant my husband had injections done to his back. He had some anesthesia, too. I knew something was off when the nur... | 6 | 90.166667 | |
1642904802 | 1643000309 | t3_saiu53 | t5_2to41 | 1,769 | thedevilwithout: TIFU by getting a guy in trouble with his gf twice
Just happened and it's both hilarious and terrible.
This young lad in work was upstairs making the pizza dough and no other staff were upstairs. I walked up to, gave him a fist bump and asked "yes bro, who's your weed guy?" Completely oblivious to th... | 13 | 136.076923 | |
1642907385 | 1642951131 | t3_sajnbz | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to someone who thought they were "psychic" and losing 100$ on a 40$ tab.
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AcrobaticSource3: > Cindy had taken my cash to give it back to me
Huh? Well, if she ever finds a way to give it back to you, then you know she really is psychic
MeximeltExtraCheese: iT dOeSn’T wOrK lIkE t... | 3 | 6 | |
1642910131 | 1643013034 | t3_sakhmj | t5_2to41 | 168 | Mama_Beast: TIFU by complaining about the sun being in my eyes
Not today, but I’ve been meaning to post this for a couple weeks. I started delivering food a few months back to try and eat a little extra cash and supplement my income.
The incident in question: I picked up Chick-fil-A for a gentleman and was walking up... | 6 | 28 | |
1642910667 | 1642957631 | t3_saknpa | t5_2to41 | 20 | gdaychook: TIFU by helping my mum
My mum was in hospital over new years & now requires a few follow-up appointments with specialists. She's never been good at remembering dates so I showed her how to create an event in her phone calendar app with a reminder the day before & another just before the appointment. ... | 4 | 5 | |
1642910772 | 1642966858 | t3_sakout | t5_2to41 | 135 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing flushable wipes aren't *actually* flushable
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No-Pizza-9423: Worked for a septic company before.
If you flush wipes & aren’t connected to sewer, I promise you’ll be paying 10k+ for new leech fields soon.
Don’t flush flushable wipes. Anything flushes, those wipes don’t dis... | 11 | 12.272727 | |
1642911368 | 1643170909 | t3_sakvhu | t5_2to41 | 27 | geomorph-16: TIFU by saying my ex wifes name instead of my wifes name while giving a talk in church.
I was married to my first wife for less than 4 years. I married my current wife 3 years later and have been happily married for 6 years. We have 2 lovely daughters and i have never been this happy.
I was tasked with g... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1642912422 | 1642913830 | t3_sal78k | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU talking my girlfriend she is a sex object
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blindeey: I don't think you fucked up tbh and she's overreacting. She said people already have thoughts about her and you basically said "yeah I bet they do you're fucking hot." ...And she gets offended? What, did she want you to say "no, no-one would ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1642911870 | 1642915192 | t3_sal155 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU I celebrated his penis and I missed my flight
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randomhorny1: Username checks out.
Dynamo1503: Wait. I think I’ve seen this op before. Sleeping with some married dude or something. Don’t remember exactly. But it was an nsfw tifu or something similar.
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