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1642912767 | 1642948486 | t3_salapv | t5_2to41 | 77 | throwawaygatorade_: TIFU by drinking Gatorade and turning my sh*t green
Yeah…so…I’m an international student and last semester, I caught a pretty bad bug within the first 2 months. The doctor recommended drinking Gatorade to replenish electrolytes since I couldn’t keep anything down at the time. I took my first sip and... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1642914337 | 1642915771 | t3_salrze | t5_2to41 | 42 | rburner267: TIFU by sending the girl I’m dating a song about a guy who can’t commit to a relationship because he’ll cheat
So I’ve been seeing this girl for like a week and a half. I have a really profound connection to music that has a majority to do with how the music sounds and not the lyrics. Anyways, I am a big fan... | 3 | 14 | |
1642916787 | 1642917831 | t3_samgks | t5_2to41 | 62 | MeatyBurritos: TIFU by singing the Lilo and Stitch show intro song
I was working alone the other day and oftentimes I'll sing whatever song is on my mind at that moment. Not loudly, usually just under my breath. Since I was alone though, I raised my voice a tad to normal speaking levels. The song that just so happened ... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1642918573 | 1642920832 | t3_samy8v | t5_2to41 | 196 | IAmThe_ParTY: Tifu: by not realizing what sambuca is
Tifu by not realizing what sambuca is
So this happened right now! I live in a commune house where there’s 6 people living here. We pay dirt cheap rent and utilities and have enough room to where we all work so sharing the living space is great! We have a landlord wh... | 5 | 39.2 | |
1642921150 | 1642956018 | t3_sann1k | t5_2to41 | 74 | TangoDeltaFoxtrot: TIFU by taking my infant daughter to the ER and having my worker's comp case dismissed
This FU happened in the Fall of 2015 and likely dramatically changed the course of my life from that point forward.
Part 1- I lived in the middle of nowhere and worked at sawmill operating a machine and doing vari... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1642922656 | 1642959024 | t3_sao181 | t5_2to41 | 37 | E116: TIFU by not having a cheap Freezer Alarm
TLDR: if you have a big freezer, get a simple temperature alarm for it. Chances are the alarm is cheaper than the food you are trying to save.
This happened a few days ago.
We have a big freezer. When the quarantines began here in the US, I started freezing many indivi... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1642922643 | 1642957927 | t3_sao14a | t5_2to41 | 136 | Swampgator_4010: Tifu by falling asleep during sex
I am writing this literally five minutes since this happened, she is now in the shower. As the title says, I fell asleep. It is currently 2 a.m. and I must be more tired than I thought as well as my bed being so soft and comfy. Just as she finished, I slept talked an... | 8 | 17 | |
1642929428 | 1643001167 | t3_sapq1f | t5_2to41 | 29 | sakura154: TIFU by trying a menstrual cup
A few weeks ago, I decided to try to be kind to our planet and so I bought a menstrual cup. Well, it was more because I was tired of sitting in my own blood for 8 hours a day by using pads (tampons also scare me bc of TTS).
After waiting for a few weeks, today was the day that... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1642930477 | 1642961250 | t3_sapz4j | t5_2to41 | 265 | smeads3105: TIFU by sleeping with my boyfriend who left me just hours later.
Obligatory not today. For context I was in a very toxic relationship a few years ago with someone who was not right for me at all. The relationship had a lot of manipulation, verbal and mental abuse.
So onto the fuck up, me and my ex (I'll c... | 5 | 53 | |
1642935271 | 1642958047 | t3_sar5fa | t5_2to41 | 3 | Sheikh159: TIFU by telling my friends I was going on a date with my crush
This FU happened 5 years go.
So there was this girl I had a crush on she had a crush on me, but we couldn't have been together because I was at the uni and she was still in highschool, thus it would've been a long distance relationship.
One day... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1642937308 | 1643054949 | t3_sarocd | t5_2to41 | 15,893 | S4b1692: TIFU by realising I was ripped of 6 years ago
So back 6 years ago my wife and I went to our first ever Boxing Day sale, excited and in search of a new TV. The TV on sale was held at a major electronic retailer in the CBD.
We got in early to lineup so we wouldn’t miss out on the new Samsung 65” TV on sale for... | 11 | 1,444.818182 | |
1642941588 | 1643317768 | t3_sast2m | t5_2to41 | 35 | Sakeww: TIFU I fried my microcontroller and almost failed my finals and not becoming an engineer.
First of all, hello reddit as this is my first post ever. Apologises in advance for possible rule violations or if this doesn.t belong here, but i believe it to be so.
I know it is a long read, but please give my story a ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1642945208 | 1642968470 | t3_satvfz | t5_2to41 | 90 | [deleted]: TIFU By Getting Stung My Private Parts By A Jellyfish-ish
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RockyCart: tentacles meet testicles gone wrong
Salvillanueva: It was literally the tip of my dick so I thought for sure it was a male UIT and kidney stone combined.
Somehow im grateful it wasn't my nuts.
OkVolume1: Just the tip.
Salvillanu... | 8 | 11.25 | |
1642947858 | 1642950885 | t3_sauqj0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | wahahshbx: TIFU I lost the guy who genuinely cared about me and I think it’s all my fault.
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NorthernPunk: It's all your fault, I hope he finds someone who doesn't play stupid games with his head. Grow up.
Tmitchell978: Yea I’m not a fan of the games and lies. Communication is key and can prevent situations lik... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1642952733 | 1642954831 | t3_sawf4k | t5_2to41 | 13 | uselessdealer: TIFU by buying the blimps
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Tato7069: An actual tldr is useful to see if you want to actually read the whole story. Write a tldr next time, you lazy hippopotamus
deputytech: They didn’t even write the original, so double lazy
See this thread https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s9vvjf/_/htpz... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1642956408 | 1642976047 | t3_sax5xm | t5_2to41 | 7 | _JustJoe_: There is a whole subreddit dedicated to vomit bjs
Acceptable-Sentence: Don’t leave us hanging man!
_JustJoe_: R / Vomit + porn... But don't say I didn't warn you
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1642955361 | 1642972573 | t3_saxebe | t5_2to41 | 7,845 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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aerodynamic_werewolf: And here I was thinking you lived on a diet of solely pineapple or something. But seriously there would be enough drugs transferred that they get high? Seems like they'd be better off offering a bj for a few pills or something. I guess it'd be harder to all d... | 11 | 713.181818 | |
1642955728 | 1642956508 | t3_saxjg1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sk6895: Did you REALLY think it was a good idea in the first place!!
ickda: Darwinism is for those that do not think, least the ones that fail.
xLordxCarnagex: 🤣 I'm assuming that was your attempt at spelling Darwinism...
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1642958193 | 1642998360 | t3_sayhph | t5_2to41 | 2,833 | 420factspitter: TIFU by burning skin of my penis
So yesterday i was at a small party and got pretty drunk. When I got home I was still far from sober and I decided to fire up the wood oven. About 1 hour later when I was going to jump to bed I was standing completely naked over the oven and just enjoying the warmth. Unf... | 10 | 283.3 | |
1642983300 | 1643040849 | t3_sb030q | t5_2to41 | 5 | LucidHazes: Hold up... You think no one uses the word panties besides lolis and neckbeards??? Out of touch with reality you are.
mcreetus: Definitely not where I come from 💀, if you called underwear “panties” you’d be labelled as a nonce instantly.
miss_a_miss: Is your name Karen or what? Don't tou know that not every... | 13 | 0.384615 | |
1642962901 | 1642968329 | t3_sb0d9f | t5_2to41 | 61 | edgarallan2014: TIFU by eating chocolate at work
It's time. I've avoided posting this, but it's time.
When I met my partner, we would get freaky after work sometimes. It was just to have fun, but we would hang out afterwards and just let it go where it went. I was fine with it but now I get roasted when we reminisce.... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1642966207 | 1642972884 | t3_sb1nzl | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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godly_tug: Way to go, not offering to clean it yourself.
ThrowawayPUYOPUYO: I actually did, but the other flight attendant pulled me aside.
PM_THE_REAPER: Give yourself a break. It could happen to anyone.
bosorka1: agree. throwing up has no "wait till i get to a toilet" feature. y... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1642967621 | 1642982663 | t3_sb27ph | t5_2to41 | 10,293 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for marrying the woman that a friend has feelings for
Years back, I (30M) had this really close friend of mine, Joseph (30M). I met him at university. He was a foreign exchange student. One night, he introduced this girl, Carrie (30F), to our group. This girl was beautiful. Very shy, but beau... | 11 | 935.727273 | |
1642969211 | 1642969824 | t3_sb2tf4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pursuing minors and showing my face
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PickUpThatLitter: “You want forgiveness? Get religion.” -Peter Parker
ImNotYourMachine: This is the top tier comment for this situation.
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1642966292 | 1642997773 | t3_sb1pgi | t5_2to41 | 40 | Stretch_R_mstrong: TIFU by telling my mother-in-law I fought her daughter.
So, I used to be married to a Venezuelan whose parents didn't speak any English. I always had Mexican friends growing up and took as many Spanish classes as I could in school, so I have a decent grasp on the language. Decent enough to get my poi... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1642973604 | 1642974539 | t3_sb4iw3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: Tifu by waffle stomping in the shower and clogging it.
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guardian2428: So how does waffle stomping a shit result in him knowing you like ass play.
Interesting-Food-542: It clogged the drain in the shower and he called a plumber and told my dad why it was clogged
realboydburton: So you told him you we... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1642973801 | 1642993379 | t3_sb4lkk | t5_2to41 | 202 | julesrtheman: TIFU by mailing some postage stamps
So for context, I crochet these balaclava hats that I sell online, and I mail them through a nearby street post box. As I was dropping off an order today I thought I’d pick up a $20 pack of postage stamps from the convenience store. I stuck 2 stamps on my package, and t... | 3 | 67.333333 | |
1642975550 | 1643025117 | t3_sb5ako | t5_2to41 | 78 | closehorizons: TIFU by telling my boyfriend I like his stubble, and now I have a graze on my eyelid
I told my boyfriend I like it most when he has short stubble as opposed to being clean shaven or having a bit of a beard. He bought a new electric razor that shaves closer than his old one, but doesn't go completely clea... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1642982565 | 1643016358 | t3_sb7wst | t5_2to41 | 12 | INeedAnAdultHalp: TIFU by sending my new ps5 for a cross country roadtrip
Figured you guys would get a kicked out of this. As some of you know, on Friday GameStop had their release for pro members to get early access to the sale. So my happy ass payed the 15 bucks for pro, and anxiously awaited for the release time.
A... | 4 | 3 | |
1642982639 | 1643037597 | t3_sb7xr5 | t5_2to41 | 4,890 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PBaz1337: I've also quoted Rick and Morty during sex:
"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer!"
cuckdaddy34: Imagine it’s cold winter morning, your hairs standing all over. Your SO comes and pulls your pants down ready to give you the BJ of your life.
Your balls... | 8 | 611.25 | |
1642983775 | 1643038127 | t3_sb8ccc | t5_2to41 | 550 | kiruopaz: TIFU by acting like I wasn't a virgin the night I lost my virginity.
This happened in 2018 but it still comes up every now and then.
I was not very good at talking to girls I liked in highschool, my inner neck beard would come out and I would just be super awkward and give shit to girls I liked instead of t... | 7 | 78.571429 | |
1642985869 | 1642988968 | t3_sb92ek | t5_2to41 | -8 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to my girlfriend for 1 1/2 years about my marijuana use
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mconnor1984: I'd tell her to lighten up! Everything is better with a bag of weed!
frustysnacks: She has had multiple bad experiences with weed so she chooses not to partake
mconnor1984: Multiple bad experiences with weed?? Seriou... | 7 | -1.142857 | |
1642988290 | 1643038379 | t3_sb9w9u | t5_2to41 | 18,292 | Nefarious911: TIFU: I threw up while having sex
My boyfriend (23M) and I (24F) decided to have some sexy time last night. We started to have sex in doggy style, at first I’m loving it and I managed to be satisfied a few times if you know what I mean. After a couple minutes I noticed that I was getting a little burpy wh... | 17 | 1,076 | |
1642988566 | 1642989007 | t3_sb9zul | t5_2to41 | 5 | amaricro: TIFU by risking my safety and driving an unknown, drunk man home in his car, but nothing bad actually happened
Let me give you some backstory first. Last night, my two friends (F22 and F21) and I (F22) had a girls night out and we ended up in a bar at a countryside because our friend (M25) invited us so we ag... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1642989171 | 1643035418 | t3_sba7a7 | t5_2to41 | 724 | dier1003: TIFU by taking a dump at my boss' bathroom while staying at his house for a week
It happened last week, but only today am I finally willing to digest this. Well, here it goes (and it's a long one):
I'm a 4th year medical student with a huge interest in Neurology. I'm part of a great Neurology League at my s... | 9 | 80.444444 | |
1642992524 | 1642999991 | t3_sbbaz2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | mammas_cannoli: TIFU by standing up for myself and being kicked out of a chess tournament
This happened in 2019. CW: strong language.
For a while I'd been really getting in to playing chess competitively and decided to go to my first in-person, over-the-board tournament. This proved to be a mistake I'd regret. It was ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1642993608 | 1643044465 | t3_sbbnz1 | t5_2to41 | 718 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering to make a family tree
I do genealogy research as a hobby. My favorite thing is going to antique stores to look for any identifying pictures and send it to their relatives. These photos can date back pretty far and come from all over the world.
I’m dating this guy, and we’re texting while I... | 6 | 119.666667 | |
1642996336 | 1642996951 | t3_sbclco | t5_2to41 | 4 | Emotional-Path6228: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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DarkAthena: If you knew you were probably ovulating than sex at all was a bad decision.
Emotional-Path6228: I didn’t know, and yeah that’s sorta been established
DarkAthena: Perhaps I misread. I thought you knew because of your phone app.
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1642996659 | 1643004578 | t3_sbcoy6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | InfiniteCalendar1: TIFU by getting blackout drunk for the first time
So I (21F) went to a frat party with my best friend the other night. I had about 4-5 rums and cokes. I usually don’t drink that much at parties as I’m a lightweight since I’m only 5’0”. I think I drank that much because I wasn’t really tasting the alc... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1642999908 | 1643000210 | t3_sbdpbl | t5_2to41 | 21 | dinonuggiesmakemegoO: TIFU by not learning my lesson about overfilling the washing machine
A couple of months ago I overfilled my top loaded washer with blankets and bedding and was horrified when the washer couldn’t handle it. It made the most brutal, thunderous noise as it rocked side to side thumping the floor with ... | 3 | 7 | |
1643000436 | 1643014261 | t3_sbdv9p | t5_2to41 | 366 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to fuck my friend in his bathroom.
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Responsible-Space-31: Throw the old “sock on the door” and tell that bitch to knock next time!
Adeep187: Guess people don't like the joke lol
Responsible-Space-31: Tuff crowd, Op’s mom seen his post so he took it down
Adeep187: Haha
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1643000279 | 1643032998 | t3_sbdt81 | t5_2to41 | 23 | grantfar: Tifu by accidently telling a girl who was trying to pick me up that I would rather go home alone than have sex with her.
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BlueLazerBeam289: You're so awesome duuude
Ravinrabits: Giga chad
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1643006639 | 1643104911 | t3_sbfpqg | t5_2to41 | 116 | ohgodkillmenowpls56: TIFU by not putting away my vibrator
I know, another sex-related post, but oh god this just happened 10 minutes ago and I need to share with people who don't know me
I like to consider myself a healthy adult woman who has had a somewhat sheltered upbringing, but nowadays am more comfortable with m... | 10 | 11.6 | |
1643008112 | 1643012203 | t3_sbg450 | t5_2to41 | 20 | HopelessRomantic1995: TIFU by getting scammed by a hooker and lying to the police.
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
This happened earlier this night. Was feeling super lonely and wanted some action. Decided to look online for something I can pay for. I know, desperate. Anyways, found a girl, called her up, she told me s... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1643015993 | 1643026551 | t3_sbi4sr | t5_2to41 | 17 | TheForgottenCook: TIFU by letting what my friends said get to me
This is something that I’ve kept secret for over 10 years from friends & family, I’m wanting to share this just in case there’s somebody who might be about to go through the same thing as I do, so this is gonna be a bit of a hike (warning as I referen... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1643016551 | 1643017014 | t3_sbi9q3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MaybeAverage: bruh lmao you’re so lucky your gf didn’t dump you
angler_zuba: Ikr, my gf is a gem for not dumping me on the spot
MaybeAverage: you seriously didn’t notice it was an entirely different body than the one you’re used to???
angler_zuba: That’s the thing, she was really ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1643019052 | 1643021221 | t3_sbiwa2 | t5_2to41 | 960 | hsafaverdi: TIFU be like
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Ionlyplay_a_DR_on_tv: LoL, best post of the night
Anivia_Blackfrost: Shame it'll be taken down since it is a meta post.
EDIT: And there it goes. Predictable.
LegendOmegaX: What's a meta post?
Anivia_Blackfrost: You talk about the subreddit itself instead of the subject matter of the ... | 6 | 160 | |
1643018742 | 1643198334 | t3_sbitgl | t5_2to41 | 32 | YourSatanOfChoice: TIFU by not reading labels
My girlfriend left a bottle with mouthwash at my apartment, or at least that's what I thought. She recently had a sore in her mouth and said that this helped her and since I sometimes have them she left it there for me. Well today I thought I'd try it, so I took the bottle ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1643021319 | 1643024578 | t3_sbjgwt | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BDG-_5: When someone has completely made up their mind like that, there's almost nothing you could do.
same_patriotism: absolutely..
and OP after all it's not your fault coz that guy decided it that way maybe his stress or have too many problems at all..
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1643026470 | 1643032620 | t3_sbkvoc | t5_2to41 | 20 | bookish-hooker: TIFU by thoughtlessly using slang
So, obligatory this happened a few years back, not today.
Okay so. I was midway through my teaching degree, and got a summer job working at a local theatre running a theatre camp for children.
Suitable job, great experience, I had a real desk and a real office like ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1642996731 | 1643053630 | t3_sbcpqc | t5_2to41 | 23 | GreenEggPage: Tifu by bruising my penis
Let's start this off by saying, I'm an old man. And I drink a lot of water. And this happened about 6 months ago.
So, drinking a lot of water means that I pee a lot. And, when I'm sitting in my easy chair with my laptop killing people and robbing banks or whatever the game invol... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1643031623 | 1643050746 | t3_sbmg7u | t5_2to41 | 4,610 | rajfijfiel: TIFU by announcing very loudly that I am vegan in the middle of a medical emergency
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strawberry_angelz: I too don't know where the chicken is in the supermarket because I don't eat chicken (better not mention I'm vegan because everyone apparently gets really mad lmao stay mad I guess)
bossy909: It'... | 14 | 329.285714 | |
1643031357 | 1643047600 | t3_sbmd5r | t5_2to41 | 28 | Mikethedrywaller: TIFU by thinking I accidentally shut down an entire waterworks
This (thankfully) did not happen today, but about 6 years ago, when I was a trainee for a small local electrical company.
One of our clients was the local waterworks. They decided to tear down older parts of the facility and our job was t... | 4 | 7 | |
1643034217 | 1643065103 | t3_sbnc84 | t5_2to41 | 157 | HaggisMcNeill: TIFU by getting caught at a shop with cheese in my pocket.
The year is 2018 and I have just moved into a new flat with my girlfriend and therefore this is the first time I've had complete freedom to live how I want, including what i eat, whether that be a good thing or a bad thing.
So naturally im just ... | 4 | 39.25 | |
1643037950 | 1643045296 | t3_sbon9x | t5_2to41 | 12 | RebelbikerSA: TIFU By puking on Hubby's during sexy time
This happened a few weeks ago but I'm still mortified.
Hubby and I decided to have a chill night drinking mixed drinks and watching a movie and well one thing leads to another and we start getting frisky.
At this point I'm already pretty buzzed and high and I h... | 6 | 2 | |
1643040335 | 1643064174 | t3_sbpj02 | t5_2to41 | 12,927 | Theseeyesdontliee: TIFU by not knowing that Instagram chat themes when changed are visible to both parties
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dadarkgtprince: As long as it kept changing, they would just think you were playing with it. If it was a one off thing to "chat theme changed to love", that would be awkward
Theseeyesdontliee: lmao yeah,... | 13 | 994.384615 | |
1643039370 | 1643050669 | t3_sbp5p5 | t5_2to41 | 1,466 | njhomer103: TIFU by having a nosebleed
Slight disclaimer this was actually Friday but I saw a post similar so though sure why not tell my dumb story. Apologies for formatting I’m on mobile
I(18M) ended up with a “visitor”(19F) for the night on Thursday after getting back from a short time away
Woke up Friday morning ... | 7 | 209.428571 | |
1643045018 | 1643049964 | t3_sbrbky | t5_2to41 | 35 | ety3rd: TIFU by taking a German exchange student to see "Schindler's List"
Obligatory "not today," but twenty-eight years ago (damn).
It's 1994 and I've had zero success in going out on dates with anyone from high school. But, there's a German exchange student at the school and she's nice. Hey, she'll talk to me. I... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1643045412 | 1643062740 | t3_sbrh2d | t5_2to41 | 20 | abiegrun: TIFU by giving a test to a classmate
TIFU by giving a chemistry test to a classmate.
This happened about a week ago, so the fu did not happen today.
I took the test Monday online as it was a snow day, so we got open notes. Later that day, a classmate asked for the test. I didn't think much of it so I sent... | 5 | 4 | |
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StoviesAreYummy: You knew the PS5 was extremely hard to get.
Anikkdote: I thought that I could buy it in a month. Like that's what extremely hard means for me. Now that I waited more it seems impossible.
StoviesAreYummy: No way you are that nieve to think you'd get it that easily... | 5 | 1 | |
1643047366 | 1643090845 | t3_sbs8pt | t5_2to41 | 13 | Condorski: TIFU by going to a wedding uninvited and saying something embarrassing to the bride.
So a few years ago, I (30 F) was house sitting my parents house and often I would empty their mailbox. One day I saw a lovely invitation for a wedding of a couple that I didn't know.
My parents were living abroad at the ti... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1643048611 | 1643075597 | t3_sbsq5q | t5_2to41 | 272 | Randomstuff23521836: TIFU by Cockblocking my brother
So our parents were not home yesterday evening and my brother (I'll call him Jason, i guess, since i can't use real names) introduced me to his gf (I'll call her Piper then). Our parents are not keen on either of us dating before we're "established and independent in... | 6 | 45.333333 | |
1643054371 | 1643084725 | t3_sbsu6b | t5_2to41 | 29 | ProcrastinationSite: Is it soundproof, so no one could possibly hear you guys? No sex smells left lingering in the room afterward either? No condoms in the wastebasket for someone to see? Lastly, the most important piece, did you remember to lock this "closed door"? Guess not, huh?
If there's any chance that someone f... | 11 | 2.636364 | |
1643050563 | 1643057262 | t3_sbtgud | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a tinder date with a meth head
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THCisMyLife: Not a chance in hell. Why would a brick be there if it took 2 hours to get your small bag? You were nowhere near a bird stop playing.
Always-in-Sente: Also where the hell would a gaunt ass meth head girl hide a whole brick of cocaine?
Val... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1643051424 | 1643127234 | t3_sbtsvw | t5_2to41 | 178 | Mountain_Apartment_6: TIFU by trying a new workout that broke me
The FU itself happened 3 days ago, but I'm still feeling the ramifications.
For context, I've been jogging and losing weight for about the last 9 months. I've got a ski trip to Colorado planned for March and want to make sure I'm in shape for that.
The ... | 6 | 29.666667 | |
1643051366 | 1643051985 | t3_sbts2h | t5_2to41 | 25 | LadyShihita: TIFU by using my new sandwich maker
So I bought a multi-purpose device at my local supermarket. Basically you can use it as a toaster and a waffle iron (not sponsored, but this is it [https://www.mediashop.tv/DE/livington-flipswitch/?partner=GPLA\_DA&new\_w=EUR&gclid=Cj0KCQiAubmPBhCyARIsAJWNpiO4Og2... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1643050354 | 1643054270 | t3_sbtdz9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not researching my phone issue.
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spaghoni: That happened to me as well. I dealt with it for a couple of months before finally googling it. I used a sewing needle to dig it out. Mine was caked with hemp resin and lint.
VesselofHallownest: ...How the hell do you get resin in the charging port?... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1643052025 | 1643065983 | t3_sbu17a | t5_2to41 | 52 | fishpaste49: TIFU By yelling about breasts inside a costco
This was 2 years ago. We just had a costco open up and i was browsing the meat area. I was with my mom and my little brother on this trip. My mom sends me to go look for a specific brand of chicken breasts that are hard to find and my mom loves their quality. S... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1643055191 | 1643073134 | t3_sbvadq | t5_2to41 | 6 | Trustmeiamnotarobot: Tifu by taking a very racy photo with my flatmate
I (f-27), straight lives in a shared apartment with a lesbian couple and a bi girl who is single. I am in a lon term relationship with my boyfriend for 8 years. Because of jobs and other shits we can't live together. So last week we were having a ra... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1643056041 | 1643074693 | t3_sbvm3z | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex and shitting
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NuclearBanshii: What the fuck is this post
SpicyWiener_: Tifu in a nutshell
AcrobaticSource3: You forgot disclaimer that it did not happen today and that you are on mobile, so apologies for formatting
SpicyWiener_: Fix’d
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1643057237 | 1643063336 | t3_sbw293 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pushing my crush away
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bananamonke33: i’m confused as to how you fumbled this so bad
Adnan05061: Like cam akers
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1643060275 | 1643183207 | t3_sbx9cb | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by storming off at work, coworker saves the day
I also FU by putting this in the wrong sub I guess, because this originally was readied for Malicious Compliance. It was auto denied, haven’t gotten back in six hours, so why not here?
A co-worker's MC saves the day, my sanity, and probably my j... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1643061510 | 1643078532 | t3_sbxqp8 | t5_2to41 | 7,122 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending all my time playing video games and watching porn
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r0ntr0n: As others have said, this is an amazing first step. I wasn’t all that different from you until recently myself.
My advice (even though you didn’t ask) would be to start working out. It REALLY does help your mental state. ... | 12 | 593.5 | |
1643062653 | 1643847341 | t3_sby6x2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Vast-throwawayyyyy: TIFU by telling my friend i suffocated my cat a little at age 10
Hello! title is a doozy.
so basically what happened was, today in my home economics class i told my friend that when i was ten i pressed my hand down on my cats stomach for like 10 seconds to “see what it would do”
i have absolutely ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1643062517 | 1643110427 | t3_sby51g | t5_2to41 | 175 | Vulkan661: TIFU by almost causing a traffic collision
Let me start off by saying that I'm sorry to whoever I almost screwed over.
On to the story. I came to a three way intersection where two ways have a stop sign and the third way is a straight away. To my right was a pick up truck and we'd both arrived to the stop s... | 4 | 43.75 | |
1643064205 | 1643080714 | t3_sbys6l | t5_2to41 | 392 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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JungleBoyJeremy: Well if I was him I would be hurt too. Give him space. Prepare to apologize more.
nahillkeepanon: Well if I was him that would be no other chance, fucked up big time lol
But of course this has nothing to do with me and you, I hope OP and bf find a way to talk and... | 10 | 39.2 | |
1643064805 | 1643127642 | t3_sbz08o | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying sex toys and lingerie for a girl, who then broke up with me 2 days later
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gee666: Throw them out man, no ones gonna want potentially 2nd hand dildos (regardless of you saying they're unused) same goes for the underwear. You might be thinking "I could re-gift them to a new GF" and if y... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1643067187 | 1643075742 | t3_sbzvm9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Swimming-Rough-9514: TIFU by watching Requiem For a Dream (2000) for the very first time….
Now I’m feeling very depressed and sad and basically will likely feel like this all night. Immediately when the credits rolled I broke down and cried and felt extraordinarily emotional in a way a movie has never made me feel befo... | 4 | 6 | |
1643068896 | 1643080768 | t3_sc06fu | t5_2to41 | 136 | ___needtoimprove___: TIFU by trying to enjoy my night and inadvertently making a woman fear for her life
This happened last weekend. I thought I’d share a story at my misfortune.
I had a second date with a girl, our plan was to meet up at a restaurant for dinner and have some Thai food. She was very shy and reserved ... | 4 | 34 | |
1643069678 | 1643077229 | t3_sc0702 | t5_2to41 | 4,382 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing my face differently
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IHaveNoUsernameSorry: You’re not allowed to masturbate?
By the way, OP, you’re not a “disgusting prick.” You’re a totally normal 15 year old guy.
RandoCalrissian11: *not allowed to get caught.
IHaveNoUsernameSorry: OP should masturbate with cream on his face so ... | 8 | 547.75 | |
1643436007 | 1643698096 | t3_sc0c7t | t5_2to41 | 5 | Confident_Glock43: Not liking something isn’t ridiculous. If they don’t want to do it they shouldn’t be forced to be around it.
tinzin2: im not going to relent, you won't convince me of anything, i came here to be opinionated not have a discussion
Confident_Glock43: Okay. But I commented my opinion on the matter then y... | 26 | 0.192308 | |
1643071532 | 1643743127 | t3_sc0ec7 | t5_2to41 | 7,289 | SietyAccept_: TIFU by showing my vajayjay by accident to a stranger
Well i don’t know if this is more of an embarrassing moment than a fu. But it happened two years ago when i was going to a trip on a train to the capital for work, and there i’m on my seat waiting for the time to go by, and having all sorts of liquids,... | 20 | 364.45 | |
1643076104 | 1643080080 | t3_sc24nu | t5_2to41 | 16 | JustSomeGuyInOregon: TIFU by honking at someone stopped at a stop sign
Today, just a few hours ago, I left the local supermarket and pulled up behind a car waiting at a stop light.
It was after shift change at the local paper mill, and traffic (such as it is here) was pretty heavy.
I figured I'd be waiting for a whil... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1643076941 | 1643098594 | t3_sc2fc7 | t5_2to41 | 62 | greatwall2103: TIFU by attempting to scare my friend
So I went to visit my friend the other day, and I asked his mother on the first floor where he is, and she just say he's watching a show on the 3rd floor, so I just went up the stair to see him. When I got there I saw the doors closed, but I still hear clicking sound... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1643078286 | 1645108844 | t3_sc2w2c | t5_2to41 | 57 | BeepBopBippityBop: TIFU by essentially capsicum spraying my vayjay
This did not happen today, but not long ago. Let this be both a laugh and a lesson to you all.
I was having some minor issues "down there", as most women do from time to time. It was nothing some soothing cream wouldn't fix.
It was 2am. I woke up in... | 8 | 7.125 | |
1643078404 | 1643080876 | t3_sc2xgh | t5_2to41 | 9 | No_Abbreviations2969: TIFU by having a big mouth
This incident happened a few years ago, but since I found this subreddit I decided to share.
I was at a friend's house (let's call him Victor). I was chilling on the couch and his sister (Amy) sits down next to me. Amy is 4 years older than me and Victor. Amy was using ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1643080996 | 1643107892 | t3_sc3tj1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting a gun in my house
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slurs818: Ur dad could be charged with leaving a gun out infront a minor.. u said ur 16... I'd suggest u delete this young buck... I could say alot worse but ill spare u and especially ur pops.
[deleted]: Yep. This kid or his dad obviously don’t follow the news.
s... | 4 | 5 | |
1643085101 | 1643131543 | t3_sc54p6 | t5_2to41 | 2,205 | FinFinDoubleChin: TIFU by showing me and my girlfriends nudes to a border control officer
So this FU happened about 3 months ago I flew to the US from the uk to meet my long distance girlfriend for the first time. When I was getting through security after landing in seattle they asked me questions about myself when scr... | 16 | 137.8125 | |
1643082982 | 1643099702 | t3_sc4gmc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sakisearchthrowaway: You have a serious immune disorder and your mother never told you until you were an adult? I mean I get she might be worried you'd be bullied, but to wait THAT long?
Overall_Being_4568: I assume the mother learned through the outcome of the blood tests that ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1643086095 | 1643167985 | t3_sc5fhs | t5_2to41 | 221 | No-unsend-button-57: TIFU by sexting my mom
Yes, this happened today, minutes ago in fact, and I’m mortified. I (38m) and my wife (37f) have an open marriage. Anyway, my wife has a date lined up for Saturday, and I thought, why don’t I see if my parents can watch the kids so I can go out and have fun, too? So I text my... | 10 | 22.1 | |
1643088161 | 1643091907 | t3_sc61ys | t5_2to41 | 27 | Skrooogee: TIFU by faking a possession at my girlfriends parents house
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DayumnDamnation: Thats fockin bonkers mate haaaaaaa
DayumnDamnation: Spit my fockin tea mate
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1643088391 | 1643213672 | t3_sc64gp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jameskidd03: Where you from? what does society mean?
Lucky-Consideration4: I intentionally kept it vague
jameskidd03: Ok, but what do you mean by Society?
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1643089403 | 1643095990 | t3_sc6eze | t5_2to41 | 4 | Seize_Adventure: TIFU by having dinner at my grandmother's house..
This actually ~~unfortunately~~ happened this past Christmas, but I have become the new running joke in my family because of it, so I figured i'd give more people a reason to laugh at my misfortune.
This past Christmas I (19F) went to my grandmother's... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1643091691 | 1643092817 | t3_sc71vh | t5_2to41 | 98 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Suitable-Platypus-10: I guess you became a L4D spitter or boomer or both for a bit there...
Jonmokoko: New Zombie type, a Splurter.
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1643092787 | 1643093382 | t3_sc7c6c | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU pork freak out
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minitaba: 1. How did you fuck up? 2. Why cant you refund someones order when its definetly wrong?
FrostyIcePrincess: She ordered through doordash. I
Work at restaurant. She needs to contact doordash for the refund
Her order was supposed to be chicken but it ended up being pork ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1643093615 | 1643124437 | t3_sc7jvp | t5_2to41 | 282 | Sloths_Galore: TIFU by convincing my boyfriend that pads are like mini nappies for women
Okay so I can’t contain my laughter as I’m typing this and I’d like to start off that I love my bf very much and I performed this all under jest with the preconceived notion that I thought he wouldn’t believe me.
Alas, let’s rewin... | 16 | 17.625 | |
1643094299 | 1643168993 | t3_sc7q46 | t5_2to41 | 37 | GhostBuster1919: TIFU Can't go to Wendy's anymore
So TIFU, I don't usually eat fast food, because I'm too cheap sometimes. But today I didn't have my lunch prepared and decided that I will go to Wendy's instead. Its the only fast food place close to work. So I go through the drive thru and order a baconator combo, bec... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1643096476 | 1643287845 | t3_sc89jp | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Tech_Dificulties: AUUUURRGHHH THAT CAN BREAK?
WAIT UR DICK JUST SNAPPED IN HALF?
AAAAAAA
Netz_Ausg: The small length of connective skin can indeed break (speaking from experience).
Dicks can “snap” in half (more like fold) and that’s a bad time, but that’s wildly different to w... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1643096956 | 1643144049 | t3_sc8dp6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | WritersBlock96: TIFU by buying water
So this happened yesterday morning.
I offered to fill up the water jugs in our house since we were completely out. I hit up the usual water machine my family and I go to, but it was out of service. I decided to go to a water and ice store that was a few minutes away.
I walked into... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1643099937 | 1643103834 | t3_sc93kx | t5_2to41 | 35 | lovelycollegechick: Tifu by sending a coworker a selfie
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Mickets: All along I'm just puzzled about how you folks can't add/remove people to/from the group chat and create a new chat each time. It doesn't make sense.
justacceptthings: Same, like it's just one step... Unless there a person that does not know how... | 6 | 5.833333 |
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