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kdhooters2: Down vote just cos you're an attention seeking dick
OkVolume1: Seconded.
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1643106299 | 1643107122 | t3_scalk1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | morganseeman: TIFU by striking down my friends YouTube channel
This whole ordeal happened yesterday.
In my class I have this one friend, and for a long time he has been working on his YouTube channel, he is pretty good at editing. He mainly just uploads clips of his gaming escapades.
Enter Me, the culprit of this in... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1643111601 | 1643157212 | t3_scbzwp | t5_2to41 | 302 | Larskrimi1106: TIFU By giving my number to a schizophrenic who was "in love" with me
So this is kind of an old story, that suddenly came to mind while perusing this subreddit. I've tried digging my brain for every detail i can remember so, it got a bit long.
It happened around 6-7 years ago, as I was visiting my best ... | 10 | 30.2 | |
1643112860 | 1643159389 | t3_sccd0c | t5_2to41 | 4,643 | UnattendedDuck: TIFU by using the same toothbrush as my roommate for 3 months now
About 2-3 months ago, I bought a toothbrush pair for me and my roommate. They both were identical except that the bristles were differently colored- white and green. I assigned him the white one and I picked the green one for me and he ag... | 8 | 580.375 | |
1643113657 | 1643115486 | t3_scckxc | t5_2to41 | 29 | mouthymedic: TIFU by making my toddler think the tv was touch screen
TIFU by letting my toddler think our tv was touch screen.
So this technically started about a year ago but today it bit me in the ass so I counting it as a TIFU.
My then 2year old was having some speech difficulties so to help we taught him to show ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1643117552 | 1643543503 | t3_scdtxp | t5_2to41 | 1,185 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing an Uber driver a porn video
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Hepzibah87: Got in to an Uber one time and the guys blue tooth had connected to the car audio and it displayed the title of the last porno he had been watching. I won’t put it here as it was very racially motivated.
No_Intention_1408: Bbc?
Hepzibah87: No!... | 7 | 169.285714 | |
1643120481 | 1643135484 | t3_sceuit | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MisterB78: There are still places that allow smoking indoors? TIL
TheRecognized: Some places it’s allowed under certain circumstances, some places are grandfathered in, some places just don’t give a shit.
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topcat5: I think you tried too hard at writing this.
Over-Artichoke-3564: To be fair I was sitting on the shitter and very tired. I've always enjoyed poop poetry can't blame me for trying to contribute
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1643127682 | 1643172314 | t3_schgkx | t5_2to41 | 19,849 | PaigeFour: TIFU by kissing my boyfriend on camera at university.
There I am, sitting online in a huge lecture, with only 3 people (including me) and the prof with their camera on. So you know how it is in Teams - my stream occupied 1/4 of the entire lecture view in a class of roughly 80 people.
My boyfriend asks if th... | 14 | 1,417.785714 | |
1643128565 | 1643149254 | t3_schsgc | t5_2to41 | 541 | jmason03: TIFU by blowing up my doctors office
I had my annual physical today. The nurse walked me back to the examination room and told me to wait for the doctor. I had been waiting about five minutes when I farted. It was eye watering bad and I knew that I needed to excuse myself for five minutes before the exam star... | 6 | 90.166667 | |
1643132964 | 1643267605 | t3_scjghw | t5_2to41 | 64 | lelwood17: TIFU by getting a new phone now my family have seen my nudes.
My family all share the same Apple ID so shit like paid apps we can all use. This also means pictures are shared.
But my setting have always been “do not share photos to cloud.” So they are only on my device and not shared with the rest of... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1643134603 | 1643142301 | t3_sck3u9 | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: TIFU by spilling water on a newly purchased vibrator
So here’s the whole story: I had just gotten this vibrator from Walmart and taken it out of the box, it was in my bag and I guess my water bottle leaked on it or something, because at 11:00PM or so my backpack starts loudly vibrating, and flashing like a g... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1643136461 | 1643216543 | t3_sckt1s | t5_2to41 | 22 | Throwaway261951: TIFU i watched lolicon and cried for hour
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frax5000: What is lolicon?
Throwaway261951: Do you actually wanna know or have a good night sleep knowing you dont know it?
frax5000: I want to know but I don't want to search it on Google please tell me
Throwaway261951: It is hentai but the character... | 9 | 2.444444 | |
1643138256 | 1643214790 | t3_sclhpe | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: 1) what type of school? Because if you're younger than 20 and having problems like this, your parents should be hung.
2) have you tried coffee/ tea or increasing your general fluid intake? Eating roughage or oatmeal?
3) if you actually have ruptured hemorrhoids, an... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1643139214 | 1643140352 | t3_sclurj | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: How do you not wash sheets for 5mos? Doesn't your room start to smell after 2wks? Everyone has what I call a 'sleep smell'. We all exude a different odor when asleep than awake. I just can't imagine having 5mos of that clinging to me every day....
Wit-Hoid6674: I don’t ... | 3 | 8 | |
1643139783 | 1643157032 | t3_scm2c0 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Effective_Damage_241: TIFU: put Cajun seasoning on my morning eggs.
TIFU: putting Cajun seasoning on my morning eggs…
I’m a pretty normal person I think, and like all normal people, I’ve got a few habits. One of them is eating eggs in the morning, usually 2 or three, sometimes fried, or scrambled, or in the form of an... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1643132803 | 1643199114 | t3_scjebs | t5_2to41 | 52 | Impossible-Paper-313: TIFU in three parts with my phone
I effed up in three parts - I left nudes of myself in the open gallery of my camera. Then I forgot to lock my phone. Then I left it behind at the gym in the open workout area. When I returned to retrieve it I'm mostly positive that the pics were seen by a couple m... | 4 | 13 | |
1643142420 | 1643149978 | t3_scn219 | t5_2to41 | 23 | PurpleIllusn: TIFU by not drinking enough water before a blood test
I went in for a hospital appointment in preparation for a surgery earlier today and after questions about health issues and such, I had to have a blood test. The problem being that unless I actively drink a lot, my veins can be a bastard to find, and I... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1643143684 | 1643145173 | t3_scnj5u | t5_2to41 | 325 | RAB2448: TIFU by telling a chaises my cat died.
This just happened. I am almost 38 weeks pregnant and my brain is working at half capacity. I went to the store to buy tuna for dinner tonight and saw a can with a cat on it. I figured it was Ike when they call food or recipes “kid approved” like it’s so good even kids wi... | 4 | 81.25 | |
1643150091 | 1643151495 | t3_scpuyz | t5_2to41 | 78 | Toxic95: TIFU by thinking Astrology and Astronomy meant the same thing
So, this goes back to when I started my tinder account about a year ago. I was setting up my profile and I noticed you could select some passions that you have, for one of them; I chose Astrology. This is where the fun begins, or so I thought and is... | 3 | 26 | |
1643152220 | 1643164363 | t3_scqnis | t5_2to41 | 6,749 | Mayonaint: TIFU by offering school supplies to a trans student
This didn't happen today. A story I saw on another sub reminded me of it. So, I used to work in an educational role. I'm not gonna go into too many details for confidentiality reasons. We worked with all kinds of students with all kinds of issues. There wer... | 10 | 674.9 | |
1643153919 | 1643218940 | t3_scr9wx | t5_2to41 | 19 | BeeaBee5964: TIFU by not vetting an internet stranger thoroughly enough
Obligatory this happened on New Years Eve (NYE).
A few days before NYE, I was feeling excited. My partner and I had tickets to a really cool event downtown and it was a wonderful excuse to dress up. I own a kind of short and tight red dress that I... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1643157946 | 1643309040 | t3_scsqve | t5_2to41 | 6,481 | JDuCalisson: TIFU by trying to combat my mom’s thinly veiled transphobia
To set the scene…
My mother and I are somewhat avid viewers of the game show *Jeopardy!*. For some time now, the reigning Jeopardy champion has been Amy Schneider, who happens to be a trans woman.
Since Amy has first appeared on the show, my mot... | 15 | 432.066667 | |
1643158760 | 1643226965 | t3_sct147 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Tiefschlag: Yeah, they are pretty well known. They have members all around the globe.
I'll see myself out.
Beneficial_Panic118: Makes me remember of the time when they claimed Australia doesn't exist-
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1643159670 | 1643196188 | t3_sctctk | t5_2to41 | 263 | Dusty_Tendy_4_2_18_2: TIFU by calling my customer by the wrong name for 6 months
The title essentially says it all. I've been selling cars now for about a year. Near the end of this past summer I met a customer on the lot. We exchanged information and I understood his name to be Murray.
He and his wife looked into a ... | 4 | 65.75 | |
1643161615 | 1643327972 | t3_scu16y | t5_2to41 | 269 | fcatstaples: TIFU by sending a friend some gummy bears.
I fucked up sending my buddy rusty some gummy bears.
The F350 needed some work done over at Lenny and Sven's. Lenny is a gun guy and while he was doing work, he asked me if I knew anyone who wanted an old US property colt 1911. I said get me some pics and I'll pu... | 5 | 53.8 | |
1643165344 | 1643473587 | t3_scvavj | t5_2to41 | 36,444 | 82D13F: TIFU by cleaning my son’s(13m) bedroom and finding my girlfriend’s(31f) dirty underwear
Let me start by saying she is not his mother! As any parent does, I tell my son to give me all his dirty laundry (mostly so I don’t have to touch it) so I can wash them for him.
One day he was not home, so, I went into his... | 22 | 1,656.545455 | |
1643168721 | 1643169135 | t3_scwg90 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Narrow_Ad8048: wat did i just read
LAHA460: Notice the account was just created and says ‘ Parody account- satire’ that should answer what you read hmm 🧐
Narrow_Ad8048: whoo looks at profiles before reading a post like wat
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1643165448 | 1643169099 | t3_scvc7b | t5_2to41 | 63 | dreamtreedown: TIFU by ignoring an infection
So, this past year, I had two things that would have killed me if not for modern medicine. Back in May I had appendicitis, not my fault, got it taken care of. But the scans of my abdomen did reveal a small kidney stone, that as long as it didn’t obstruct things, not really a... | 3 | 21 | |
1643174787 | 1643432252 | t3_scybqu | t5_2to41 | 167 | its_makaruu: Tifu by bringing only my phone to my massage parlour
I just got home and… man this was a very unnecessarily chaotic experience.
I frequently get massages for my chronic pain so today was meant to be just another day, all was well during the massage but the problem arose when it was time to pay.
They don’... | 7 | 23.857143 | |
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Squishedskittlez: Now share something funny about posting stuff in a language you don’t understand to explain the situation.
TheWetNapkin: This is the best idea lmfao
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1643185583 | 1643186257 | t3_sd16ht | t5_2to41 | 112 | RustyClawHammer: TIFU - by ruining the ending to The Force Awakens to every single kid in my neighborhood
Obligatory this did not happen today but was like 6-7 years ago. I'll try and make this as quick as possible.
Ok here we go. My family and I (m35) had just returned from a camping trip in the middle of the nigh... | 3 | 37.333333 | |
1643189130 | 1643194409 | t3_sd20a0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Interesting_State: TIFU by having my (13m) dad find his gf's (31f) underwear in my room
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JadynQ1213: Just seen the same post but from the dad's prospective lmaoo
RetroReactiveRuckus: Prospective in this context lmaoo
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cedarnotes: You should talk to your college about possibly withdrawing from the class and retaking it next year so you don't technically "fail" the class.
You can also choose to push on but really invest time and effort in passing, as well as hiring a tutor.
If the courses are h... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1643195410 | 1643196243 | t3_sd3ka8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Upstairs_Promise_184: TIFU For getting revenge on my girlfriend
My girlfriend has always made fun of the skid marks in my underwear and it really annoyed me. It seems like no matter how hard I scrub it with toilet paper, the skid marks don't go away, I've explained this to her but she does it no matter what. She doe... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1643195676 | 1643200018 | t3_sd3mua | t5_2to41 | 20 | theadamsegal: TIFU by forwarding an inappropriate video to my kid's teacher and other parents
This happened this morning. I woke up and during my usual ritual of checking messages overnight, decided to share a seemingly harmless video that ends with a picture of Barry in all his glory (if you know, you know).
I always... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
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flakination: You didn't clean your room for the past month?
BorkiDoggo0w0: No i just did not realize that the treats were stinking up my room.
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untrustworthycrow: You need a better doctor that has actual expertise in the field of nutrition - the majority of doctors are not required to study it. Meat and fish won’t help you, those cause disease.
pranasoup: if only this subreddit/world weren’t anti-vegetarian/vegan/plant ba... | 3 | -2 | |
1643198896 | 1643202925 | t3_sd4i9w | t5_2to41 | 7 | ActafianSeriactas: TIFU by spoiling Wordle to all my FB and IG contacts
So I literally learned about this game today and thought it would be really nice to play. I briefly learned about how to play it and though I was nervous I wanted to see if I could get it in my first try.
It took a bit of thinking and I nearly bot... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1643198491 | 1643218903 | t3_sd4e4p | t5_2to41 | 823 | ReasonableOpposite34: TIFU admitting that I loved my bestfriend
post is made on mobile
okay so to start this story off me ( 21F) met my bestfriend (22F) "P" in 2016 and ever since we have been sooo close. Whenever we met we weren't that close, we had some mutual friends which made us closer. we both lived different t... | 8 | 102.875 | |
1643206576 | 1643345584 | t3_sd6y7d | t5_2to41 | 8 | Fuzzyone-collectible: TIFU by breaking up with my ex-BF after he suggested living arrangements
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Ocean_Spice: I’m confused, you dumped him because he wanted to test out moving in together?
Fuzzyone-collectible: Because we have been together for 2.5 years and I am almost 30. Most of my high school friends have a... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1643206623 | 1643207033 | t3_sd6yrc | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ProstituteEggz: He didn’t self harm because you were late. He self harmed because he was in a dark place and needed help beyond what you could offer. You were his girlfriend, not his doctor. Sure, he might not have done it if you were there 5 minutes earlier, but he probably would... | 3 | 25 | |
1643207243 | 1643207793 | t3_sd76ia | t5_2to41 | 14 | Aware-Remove-9294: TIFU; F*cked a hooker , now she threatening me she is ill
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hugenutzzz: Wtf did I just fucking read?!? Shouldn’t have fucked a hooker. You get what you get. Disease or jail.
Aware-Remove-9294: Why jail?
hugenutzzz: Well where I’m from fucking a hooker and paying said hooker is illegal.
Aware... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1643183608 | 1643220248 | t3_sd0omc | t5_2to41 | 30 | chili_oil: TIFU by accidentally opening the emergency exit of my apartment
We live in a fairly large, modern apartment in a metro area.
Today my toddler insisted me to take a tour with her in the stairwell in our apartment after diner, which I obliged. I never actually used the stair before. So when we trave... | 3 | 10 | |
1643209954 | 1643211174 | t3_sd86hr | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my girlfriend a huge orgasm
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mer1in20: Not sure where your fuck up is….
diablollama: Just a weirdo.
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Anotherdude342: That is pretty weird yo. That's the sort of thing you keep to yourself till you die.
Comfortable-Log8992: Yes some secrets should never leave the brain 😂 we're all weird in our own way, but I wouldnt tell my partner half the shit I did as a teenager.
steellotus198... | 15 | 614.133333 | |
1643212725 | 1643237253 | t3_sd97jg | t5_2to41 | 43 | cinnabar_mei: TIFU by landing in the psychward and "coming out" to my maybe homophobic mom
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Amiramaha: I wouldn’t take her lack of response as disappointment, but as her taking the time to formulate a response carefully and thoughtfully because of perceiving you in a fragile emotional state right now. What you... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1643213929 | 1643260237 | t3_sd9oim | t5_2to41 | 250 | Gette_M_Rue: TIFU by looking for my brother's Reddit account after he mentioned that he had one.
I was talking to my techie brother the other day, I'm kinda a techie too, he's much older than me so we never really got to share interests growing up. We chatted, and laughed a lot (I did), and talked about VR and AR, and ... | 10 | 25 | |
1643213523 | 1643215813 | t3_sd9j2o | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU by creeping up on a random woman in the bathroom
I was in the bathroom of a pub/restaurant when I heard someone else closing their cubicle's door. To add a little bit of context, I've been raised here so maybe I am a little too used to the place.
I thought this person was an aunt of mine: her steps and... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1643213280 | 1643227593 | t3_sd9fmk | t5_2to41 | 8 | angelo_merte54: TIFU by giving myself even more back pain
Over the last couple weeks my back started to hurt in the area below my left shoulder blade, probably due to my office job. Yesterday I carried a heavy grocery bag on my right shoulder, so my back muscles on the left side tensed up even more, I now was constantl... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1643216162 | 1643217244 | t3_sdajr8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Most-Solution-4824: TIFU too. Our company's Senior Accountant was calling our Logistics Officer and he wasn't picking up the call. The Officer told me to lie to the Senior Accountant that he had already left. Like the idiot that I am, I lied on his behalf. To top it all of, the da... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1643216137 | 1643219955 | t3_sdajf3 | t5_2to41 | 64 | berryboi23: TIFU By breaking a really expensive piece of equipment at work.
So I'm (26y M) currently training to be an electrician. For the last 2 weeks, as part of my course, I've been doing work experience with a company that does all the electrics for a big hospital in my city.
Its like an unpaid internship type d... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1643220289 | 1643225891 | t3_sdc704 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Eissbein: You must have felt real shitty.
LambilyHub: Not the best joke, a solid number two.
OkVolume1: I would personally drop it.
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1643223956 | 1643228287 | t3_sddmoa | t5_2to41 | 20 | Rebulegion: TIFU: Today I fucked up by restarting my 9+-year-old window's laptop while updating.
My mother bought a 2014 Hp stream laptop that is blue for work and used it very often. Over time as the years passed it became slower and processed slower. Needless to say back in 2018 I used to sneak and game on it when sh... | 5 | 4 | |
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bherman1325: Serves your company right for making you guys go back to the office TBH.
frzn_dad: Wait you stopped going to the office?
bherman1325: My job transitioned to 100% remote back in March 2020. Helps that I work for a fortune 25 company that actually seems to care about it... | 5 | 26.6 | |
1643224095 | 1643305822 | t3_sddopw | t5_2to41 | 301 | Tenebris27: TIFU by wanting to start the year by cleaning my notebook
January 1st, I decided to clean my notebook to start the year. Where did I start? The keyboard of course. There I go removing the keys from the keyboard and cleaning everything up. Then, I put the keys back and what's this? They don't fit back in. Br... | 10 | 30.1 | |
1643225915 | 1643264372 | t3_sdee7r | t5_2to41 | 23,063 | throwawaycrybaby369: TIFU by unnecessarily trying to ID someone at work.
I am a white person who works the register at a gas station in a tight-knit, predominantly African-American neighborhood (yes, this is relevant to the story). Everyone knows everyone.
Yesterday, while I was checking out a customer's items, my man... | 14 | 1,647.357143 | |
1643227184 | 1643246030 | t3_sdevr3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Better_Postponed: TIFU by making coffee in the dark
So lately I’ve been feeling like coffee isn’t doing me any favors, so for the past week I’ve cold turkey given up coffee. Fine, I’ve done it before I can do it again.
But last night I didn’t sleep well because my husband is a giant blanket hog, and he was having a d... | 4 | 5 | |
1643226388 | 1643291407 | t3_sdekvn | t5_2to41 | 108 | Momo156: TIFU by exploding a soda can
My mother is a really healthy person, and she doesn't usually like us drinking soda all the time. So naturally, I hid some in my room so I could drink it later.
One day, I decided to have one can of soda before lunch, so I put a can in the freezer so my mom wouldn't check the fri... | 3 | 36 | |
1643230748 | 1643240427 | t3_sdg9j0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | bayougirl: TIFU by buying my dad a lighthearted birthday card
I actually bought the card last week for his birthday, which is tomorrow. It has an illustration of a trophy on the front that reads “You’re the World’s Youngest…” and on the inside it says, “Old Person. Keep up the good work.” I thought it was lighthearted,... | 5 | 3 | |
1643231093 | 1643259271 | t3_sdgeiy | t5_2to41 | 9,688 | miss_a_miss: TIFU by falling into the manhole on a first date
So I was on a date with this guy I've met a few months ago on a seminar. We we're texting frequently, I didn't like him much at first, I just wasn't in a mood for getting to know someone, but the more we've talked, the more I was interested because he's real... | 10 | 968.8 | |
1643233313 | 1643356796 | t3_sdh9a8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | dasisteinaccount789: TIFU by trying to clean my ear
This all started a few days ago, when I thought to myself that I actually never properly cleaned my ears and that my hearing, compared to other people, is a bit worse. So I started to read what the causes might be, well the obvious one is too much loud music etc.
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thumbtwiddlerguy: What the hell do you do that your going to be in someone’s house everyday for two years?!?
….
Or is this another lie?
AcrobaticSource3: I’m guessing male prostitute?
LexiGrace1998: Yes!
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1643236296 | 1643236880 | t3_sdiebv | t5_2to41 | 53 | wazghoul: TIFU by mailing a fleshlight internationally
So this happened many years ago but I felt like people might get a kick out of it.
I was at the time let's say less experienced and I wanted to know what being with a woman might feel like So I decided to buy a fleshlight. Now they didn't post to Australia at the ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1643239525 | 1643241348 | t3_sdjlen | t5_2to41 | 23 | Wifey_McGee: TIFU by inviting my estranged SIL to family party
Little bit of background. My SO (30m) and I (30f) had our second baby just before Christmas.
When making Christmas plans my SO found out that his sister (38f) and her SO (42m) and their 5 children (not as big of a concern, ages 0-11) were unvaccinated agai... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1643244343 | 1643435744 | t3_sdla9n | t5_2to41 | 588 | Jdogg5582: TIFU by going to the bathroom at work
So this actually happened today.
Yesterday, I had lunch consisting of chicken chili and for dinner I ate tacos. I know those two things don't really work well together, but you know, food and stuff. Today while I was at work, I started feeling cramps in my stomach, t... | 8 | 73.5 | |
1643244790 | 1643356081 | t3_sdlfnr | t5_2to41 | 61 | PrestigiousEase3320: TIFU by not knowing what an ounce looks like
Let me start by saying I am not a pot head by any means. My fiancé and his family are super pro cannabis. Woo hoo, go them. On to the story:
My fiancés grandfather gave him these two big zip up bags of weed he grew. My fiancé smoked a bit, but realized ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1643252136 | 1643330919 | t3_sdny2t | t5_2to41 | 12,561 | 900yrsoftimeandspace: TIFU by not knowing what OG stands for
This is mistake I’ve been making consistently for at least a decade. Today I learned that OG stands for original gangster. I am a kindergarten teacher who has been using the word OG for many years in a professional setting. I’ve been describing the first of s... | 10 | 1,256.1 | |
1643253042 | 1643259885 | t3_sdo94r | t5_2to41 | 33 | Physicswhiz: TIFU by blinding myself in my bedroom.
So this did happen today, and is probably about the tamest TIFU you'll read but I got a chuckle afterward and so did my wife.
So, when I wake up I am very often physically awake but not mentally. It takes a while for the ole hamster to start spinning up there. I als... | 3 | 11 | |
1643255457 | 1643345924 | t3_sdp2an | t5_2to41 | 18 | lilred1771: TIFU by opening super glue with my mouth
Long time lurker first time poster but this happened today and yeah…
So today I was trying to be productive around the house with some tasks that my husband and I just haven’t gotten around to getting done.
I was feeling pretty good about what I had accomplished e... | 4 | 4.5 | |
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islandgirl_94: I don't understand how you can forget something inside you for months. Did you not have sex? Take a big poop that required you to bare down really hard and dislodge it? Was there no smell or pain? I'm baffled as a woman myself
narpilepsy: She said she tried to take ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1643259663 | 1643321376 | t3_sdqddz | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ilikesquishypickles: You kind of sound like a nightmare. Poor fucking guy!
Ehzabeth: Right like could you imagine meeting someone for t**he first time** to bang it out and they insist on shaving your parts?? I’m laughing but this is *horrible.* Also if a man was doing this to a w... | 6 | 21.666667 | |
1643259702 | 1643300408 | t3_sdqdw4 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Keldak1: TIFU By not realizing you needed gloves for some punching bags
Obligatory this happened yesterday but I just realized I messed up today.
So I will start this of by saying I do not do boxing and do not use boxing equipment often. Well one day my friend got this reflex punching bag. It was kinda coarse and hurt... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1643262073 | 1643290939 | t3_sdr34f | t5_2to41 | 47 | beardown31: Tifu by telling someone their dad died
Im a registered nurse at a hospital in a trauma floor. Pretty self explanatory but for those who don’t know a “trauma” is really any person that needs help after an incident where they were injured. For instance, someone that got in a car accident or injured during a s... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1643267839 | 1643272511 | t3_sdsnfi | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU my telling my gay friend I have feelings for her.
Just reading the title, you would definitely think I’m completely in the wrong but I am going to tell you the whole story.
I am an 18M and my friend is currently an 18F. For reasons I will just refer to her as my friend.
So, we’ve known each other sin... | 13 | 2.153846 | |
1643270997 | 1643285656 | t3_sdtf9h | t5_2to41 | 13,712 | RevealZealousideal76: TIFU by trying to sleep with my son
I (f40) am married to my husband (m38) and together we have two children. Our daughter Jamie (f19) and our son Chris (m15)
Jamie has lived away from home for the last year, and her and Chris have grown apart in that time. My husband and I decided to have Chris... | 11 | 1,246.545455 | |
1643273336 | 1643327051 | t3_sdtyp1 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Pepe the Frog for google meet.
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Tenshinen: > have people thought I'm anti Semitic for that whole time?
Honest answer? Probably, yes. Or at the very least, got weird vibes from you due to it.
pooping_turtles: It's kinda like the swastika, sure to some people it's a good luck symbol,... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1643273243 | 1643347974 | t3_sdtxyo | t5_2to41 | 31 | Street-Act-622: TIFU by going seal snorkeling
This happened this past weekend. Went out by boat to a nearby seal colony with an experienced operator. As soon as we get there this female seal is acting all aggressive, attacking the boat and shit. We move to a different spot, all jump in, luckily full wetsuit, gloves, et... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1643275961 | 1643288702 | t3_sduklt | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BigDamnZer0: If you would like a guy's opinion, try asking her to research it herself.
shuttle__22: Cheers, Ill try this out :)
MusicOwl: She’s 50, she’ll find the answers she wants to hear in her Facebook groups. Don’t let her do the research, visit a doctor with her and have him... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1643277387 | 1643277962 | t3_sduwa4 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Omelet_bar: Hahah I’m sorry that happened to you!! I promise though, this isn’t a first for them. Dentists and doctors of all kinds deal with nasty/embarrassing things every day. I’m sure they thought nothing of it lol
dorkylesbian: They were so sweet but I kept apologising. Said ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1643277883 | 1643313406 | t3_sdv0ze | t5_2to41 | 138 | chippjones: TIFU by innocently breaking a homeless persons asshole
Obligatory note, this event transpired approximately 7 years ago. Sorry it’s a long read.
Edit: This story does not involve debauchery, sorry.
Myself and a friend, let’s call him Jim, went out one night to have a few drinks. Our intention of having a... | 4 | 34.5 | |
1643281770 | 1643282685 | t3_sdvzre | t5_2to41 | 21 | I-still-want-Bernie: TIFU by trying to SLAP MY GF'S ASS
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Callmemuddled: I'm so confused by the random use of words with all capital letters... Is this a new form of art I don't get, or...?
I-still-want-Bernie: Emphasis.
mike_pants: Screaming every third word is not emphasis. It is the sign of a chemical imbala... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1643282619 | 1643330244 | t3_sdw7nl | t5_2to41 | 6,755 | banarbra: TIFU by not bothering to check what flour I’ve been using for 5+ years
So. I didn’t realize this FU until today. It’s kinda minor but I feel so dumb because of it. I’m an American living in Japan. I’ve studied Japanese for like 15years (lucky enough to have classes available in JHS and HS and then majored in ... | 13 | 519.615385 | |
1643288491 | 1643302211 | t3_sdxv4k | t5_2to41 | 9 | Enough-Necessary-926: TIFU Concussion and wrestling.
TIFU deciding it would be a good idea to wrestle with a concussion. I didn’t get hurt, but in doing so I jeopardized the rest of my season, my team, and their seasons. My mom wants to shut down the program, and at this point I can’t do anything about it. I feel so ba... | 3 | 3 | |
1643290069 | 1643291876 | t3_sdye0z | t5_2to41 | 38 | cigar_dude: TIFU by doing a dirty deed on the beach and noticing that someone stepped in it
Every morning I run near the beach where I live. It's next to the beach on a pedestrian path which sits adjacent to the beach. I normally run early in the morning before work when it is dark out and there aren't a lot o... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1643290241 | 1643290827 | t3_sdyfx6 | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rage922001: I'll be honest your head teachers reaction and method of dealing with this was absolutely wrong.
You didn't call the school arguing. It has nothing to do with you. It's extreamly unethical to bring a student in, force them to call their parents and tell them, in a scr... | 3 | 41.333333 | |
1643290440 | 1643296969 | t3_sdyidc | t5_2to41 | 12 | Grand-Revolution: TIFU by making my girlfriend cry in the shower
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Top-Budget-4271: YOU better be extremely good looking ☺️😉
kaos567: Wait, who’s good looking enough to you that they can gleefully fill YOUR house with 40-60 sewage farts a day and ruin your shower? She has to be in love or afraid of loneliness.... | 6 | 2 | |
1643290887 | 1650697236 | t3_sdynp6 | t5_2to41 | 32 | supersaiyanvidel: TIFU by spreading poop across the driveway
Well this all happened a few months back, Me 24 (f) and my roommate 24 (m) started experiencing issues with the plumbing.. specifically the toilet. it wasn’t overly bad (just took 2 or 3 flushes to do it’s job) so we didn’t do much about it.
About a week la... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1643291567 | 1643329614 | t3_sdyvws | t5_2to41 | 2,946 | kanekiorsasuke: Tifu by sticking my ass out of the shower and mooning my dad
This happened a few hours ago. I'm on mobile, so sorry for any typos. Anyway, when I need to shower I do it in my parents' bathroom. I like to shower there because it's clean and my sister is using the other shower. Any ways while showering I ... | 11 | 267.818182 | |
1643297026 | 1643305909 | t3_se0uqx | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Joyride_vt: Spend $14 on becoming pro member at GameStop and you get first dibs on consoles when they come in and can use zip pay (splits coat into 4 payments with no extra cost)
F AMAZON
Left_Text_9521: Thank you!!!!!! Didn't know this!!!
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1643296385 | 1643431772 | t3_se0mne | t5_2to41 | 13,515 | magnificy: TIFU by opening a condom with my teeth
I (M24) was told that you should not open a condom with your mouth, the reasoning being you could cut the condom with your teeth.
However, in the heat of the moment one wants to be sexy and it's the only way (I've managed) to unwrap one with one hand while putting the o... | 17 | 795 | |
1643299382 | 1643318095 | t3_se1q1p | t5_2to41 | 356 | Hypnotic_Boxer: Tifu by burning my dick
tifu. This happened just now, aside from several minutes of screaming, and then a quick shower.
I like to drink hot tea in the morning. The hotter the better, especially in the winter. My favorite mug is a giant two hander, with my first initial on it.
Anyways, I made my morni... | 8 | 44.5 | |
1643290652 | 1643318281 | t3_sdyksa | t5_2to41 | 42 | wworrall: TIFU By making my Father-in-law think his daughter was dead
In my town we got a record amount of snow fall. Like those pictures you see on the internet of snow halfway up someone's door, that was my front door. I usually leave for work at 7am, and get a ride in with one of our delivery drivers at my work name... | 3 | 14 | |
1643302153 | 1643361482 | t3_se2r7d | t5_2to41 | 596 | ellawhit99: TIFU by eating grilled cheese
This happened two days ago now.
I work at a hospital. I always buy lunch from the employee cafeteria. Since I’ve started, I’ve grown fond of this grilled cheese. It’s thick cut sourdough with American cheese. Amazing, probably one of the best I’ve ever had. I get one 3/4 time... | 8 | 74.5 | |
1643302482 | 1643304863 | t3_se2vhx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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snorkleface: Well she's on her period so she can't get pregnant.
Do you have any stds? Does she? If no, then you're fine.
Dragostini: Yes, she can.
snorkleface: "The likelihood that a woman will get pregnant one to two days after she starts bleeding is nearly zero. But the likeli... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1643303622 | 1643395989 | t3_se3bsf | t5_2to41 | 249 | anon64491: TIFU by taking my medication
So this happened this morning on the way to work. So I have adhd and take medication for it as needed, like when I know I have a big day or a lot going on. So this morning I knew I had a lot to do at work so I took my medication but I had about 20 minutes before I had to leave so... | 9 | 27.666667 | |
1643302080 | 1643304816 | t3_se2q7k | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by having to reset my computer
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Realistic_Location_6: Next time ask reddit before reset.
Runenoctis: Oh i did, not helpful and possibly harmful
Realistic_Location_6: Really? That's a shame.. there are some ways to keep your data
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1643307508 | 1643320621 | t3_se4ue1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Uncomfortable_enby: TIFU by teaching my sister a new word
My sister is a 10 y/o full blooded dane, who’s just now learning English. Despite also being fully danish, I’m fluent in English and have been that since I was her age. Now, I use English words in my day-to-day speech, since, like any bilingual person, I often f... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1643307861 | 1643308513 | t3_se4zb0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Budget-Bat-3871: TIFU by accidentally coming to our apartment's most talkative girl
throwaway but anyways
we were discussing about her breakup with a guy, and i end up talking about my breakup too. her ex and mine shared alot of personality traits, the typical "i love you but long distance isn't gonna work"(it was go... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1643312818 | 1643360127 | t3_se6viw | t5_2to41 | 24 | scoopofscoop: TIFU by fapping
This actually hapenned today. I was home alone, watching TV when i got "the urge". I went to the bathroom, and started to do the thing. About 20 minutes pass, and i hear that doorbell rang - we got a new TV. So, out of panic i zipped up my pants, and rushed to the door. I didn't feel anyth... | 5 | 4.8 |
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