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1643313090 | 1643327094 | t3_se6z87 | t5_2to41 | 473 | zeeshanghori: TIFU. By asking out a girl, who was just being friendly.
Ahaaaaaaaaa, this is embarrassing but I just want to get it off my chest. I'm a 20 y/o BTW.
I get to work as a sports photographer for an ongoing football event.
Matchday 1 : There's this girl, a volunteer making sure everything is in place. She's... | 6 | 78.833333 | |
1643311172 | 1643368539 | t3_se68y2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | markbug4: TIFU by asking less than the current salary
Obligatory, this happened during some weeks.
I spent monthhs looking for a new job. Everywhere I applied, everyone who asked, i always told: "I make x€/month GROSS", because that's what I was making in my current job.
A couple of months ago I got to the final inte... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1643314412 | 1643330614 | t3_se7hl6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | NoCommunication7: TIFU by posting a picture of a cool kilt
This happened yesterday and is still on going today, i've been interested in kilts for almost a year now ever since i discovered they make ones for irish people and people of irish descent, i'm the latter, but i've never been able to get one, i'm not in the pos... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1643314739 | 1643325511 | t3_se7lwp | t5_2to41 | 32 | terrikinetic: TIFU trying to find a lost iPhone
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twotall88: Trust me, iCloud isn't Fort Knox, your sister is just security illiterate.
terrikinetic: It is fort knox when you are security illiterate. So for like 60% of the population lol
MrMschief: 60% is optimistic as fuck lol
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1643317700 | 1643321395 | t3_se8q5f | t5_2to41 | 77 | SinisterKnyght: TIFU by putting a suction cup on my forehead.
This happened last night. I was playing with my kids and one of their toys had a suction cup about 2"-3" in diameter. I was able to get it stuck to one of my kids forehead and it would fall off shortly after. They all thought it was hilarious and spent about... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1643319540 | 1643320003 | t3_se9fny | t5_2to41 | 4 | Darth_Zounds: TIFU by befriending a Canadian who just wasn't worth it
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midnightstreetlamps: At the very least, good on you for having the police perform a wellness check.
Darth_Zounds: Thanks, I guess.
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1643320606 | 1643356726 | t3_se9u61 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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tadalek: Ah fuck her. Not literally. Well...
gigantic-watermelon: Only if she’s hot
tadalek: Well.....
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1643322763 | 1643339403 | t3_seaoa3 | t5_2to41 | 46,678 | RebelliousGuru: TIFU when I pulled a deaf woman over for speeding and asked to see her Vagina
Well for starters this was several years ago when I was a young police officer in a college town in the South. I am retired now.
To set this up our department had been teaching us American Sign Language to help officers serve... | 13 | 3,590.615385 | |
1643324119 | 1643325497 | t3_seb6uf | t5_2to41 | 49 | AnaSchmidt78: TIFU by accidentally getting sexual with my dentist, again.
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Jella18: Are you sure this happened to you? I've seen this story before. u/hollowsofyourheart posted this two years ago.
illinmesmalls: Yes, like both stories before.
fbkris14: Reddit like everything else, turning to crap. :(
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1643324401 | 1643330647 | t3_sebas7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | DasToyfel: TIFU by telling my gf that another girls i'm dating thinks i have a big dick
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Kcardwelljr: People should take pleasure or pride in things that they are responsible for.
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1643325326 | 1643356352 | t3_sebnuy | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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davidrachlin: I had this happen to me but with a 3 week old kitten... Her teeth felt like about 173 hypodermic needles
EarlyGoose9284: Oooh kitten teeth. Reading that brought tears to my eyes!
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1643327510 | 1643491330 | t3_sechbp | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my HDD as an SSD
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immibis: Usually you would have the SSD as the C drive and the HDD separately for big files. It's odd that your computer doesn't. (And with a 2TB SSD, who needs the separate HDD?)
FakeMemorySyndrome: Guess my computer was designed differently. It never occurred to me ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1643328619 | 1643332999 | t3_secwcv | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Palemolar: I would tell him the truth! I would apologize and explain your situation and apologize for what you did. He may not be receptive to your apology but at least you’ll have closure and can move on!
nocontestchaos: But I'm really worried about opening up about how manipulat... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1643329055 | 1643329739 | t3_sed237 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally replying all
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twohedwlf: I don't see why you'd get in any trouble for that.
At my work one guy sent an email out to some 100+ people, the entire IT Department and some customers announcing that there will be a short outage for his dick expansion. I don't think he got in any tr... | 3 | 3 | |
1643329755 | 1643331374 | t3_sedb1u | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking before recording a video for a job application
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gwaaadit: If they complain just tell them it's incense, I don't see why they'd care in the first place though
Konq3ror: Wouldn't it be seen as unprofessional?
gwaaadit: If you're visibly smoking during the class, most likely, but a bit ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1643331219 | 1643341501 | t3_sedtcp | t5_2to41 | 10 | hello-operator12: TIFU by watching too much Full Metal Jacket
Disclosure, this happened about a week ago
Full Metal Jacket happens to be one of my favorite films of all time, and I watch the film rather often.
And like any other great films, there are many memorable quotes and lines from the film, and there's one cha... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1643332054 | 1643397329 | t3_see46l | t5_2to41 | 2,802 | [deleted]: TIFU by using mom’s Walgreens rewards account
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EsaCabrona: If my daughter was using condoms I’d be proud of her
[deleted]: You'd be proud of her for having premarital sex?
EsaCabrona: Absolutely
AlmostChristmasNow: I’m currently imagining you throwing a party for your imaginary daughter to show her ... | 9 | 311.333333 | |
1643332039 | 1643332695 | t3_see405 | t5_2to41 | 107 | Mizzy3030: TIFU by going on a run without a sports bra on
This morning it was 15F degrees out and I was getting ready to go on my morning run; I put on my underarmour heat tech top (not sponsored), another long-sleeve top on top of that, and a light wind-breaker. After putting on all these layers, I realized I forgot t... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1643333354 | 1643334129 | t3_seekmm | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by not breaking my boyfriend’s car window against his will
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EggsAndBeerKegs: I still don’t get why he couldn’t break it, and why he would prevent you if you thought you could
Rowf: I’ve seen videos of people knocking themselves out by getting hit by the rebound of whatever they launched at a ca... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1643336248 | 1643720685 | t3_sefke7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | CHADTHELAKE: TIFU by accidentally telling my karate class I'm a deity
The background:
I've been a member of a dojo for about 5 years now and my family are close friends with a lot of the teachers. We meet outside class occasionally to chat so a wisecrack at me in class sometimes happens in good fun. I also play a whol... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1643337136 | 1643446155 | t3_sefvdj | t5_2to41 | 51 | max_gooph: TIFU by asking my boyfriend to sneak me an edible
So this happened back in 2016 when I was a sophomore in college. My boyfriend (M20) and I (F20) were first getting into smoking weed and didn’t have much of a clue about edibles. One day he came over to my apartment with a bag of goodies from the dispensary. ... | 5 | 10.2 | |
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AntilockBand: TIFU by getting COVID from an idiot
thompsonj102581: You lefties really harp on the intensity of Covid. Is it because you’re all unhealthy.. so it is life threatening in your cases?
PowerandSignal: Right. And you assholes really harp on being stupid and living in pre... | 10 | 8 | |
1643339856 | 1643342864 | t3_segrqc | t5_2to41 | 22 | pimplepicker1111: TIFU by joining an improv class
So this is mostly about how I fucked myself over. No one else was really fucked over in the process. I hope that is ok.
You see, I’m incredibly socially awkward due to some undiagnosed issue (possible aspergers). I also have bipolar disorder which makes me go manic ev... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1643341722 | 1643375656 | t3_sehczk | t5_2to41 | 51 | sour_applesauce: TIFU by not taking off my rings before using the bathroom
Obligatory this didn’t happen to day and excuse my formatting (on mobile). TLDR at the bottom.
For background, I am lactose intolerant, and any misstep with my coffee can immobilize me in the middle of my work day.
So I’m sitting at my desk,... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1643343475 | 1643390942 | t3_sehwrm | t5_2to41 | 24,250 | pewnanner: TIFU by telling hundreds of customers how horny I am.
I always hate on TIFU posts because they so rarely happened “today.” But then I realized I have a great one that happened years ago, so I get it now.
Aaanyway I used to work for Safeway. For those who may not know it is a massive supermarket/grocery cha... | 10 | 2,425 | |
1643342375 | 1643346594 | t3_sehk84 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Knabbennn: TIFU by getting blackout drunk because i thought i was ghosted
The year was 2020, I decided to spend the holidays on the beach with my family. One day I was on the sands when I saw a girl that I thought was beautiful, I noticed that she was drinking a drink they sold in a bar near the beach, I bought two an... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1643344877 | 1643368259 | t3_seic1o | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a guy I was dating that Americans shouldn’t be deployed to Ukraine
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PeaDramatic1541: Ukraine is a member of NATO. Which in case you didn't know, Article 5 of its charter, which states that an armed attack on one member nation would be considered as an attack on all.
aqlu: Incorrect. ... | 10 | 1.8 | |
1643346325 | 1643346590 | t3_seis34 | t5_2to41 | 20 | squashedmochi: TIFU by turning my art history paper
This isn’t a big deal but I’m embarrassed and want to tell some people about it.
So I had an art history paper due today and I turned it in yesterday and didn’t give it a second thought.
Well today I got an email from my economics teacher saying I turned in my art ... | 4 | 5 | |
1643347388 | 1643397886 | t3_sej3kz | t5_2to41 | -7 | foytro: TIFU by doing my 17 year old daughter’s laundry
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issavoiddd: why ground her? she's being safe and it's natural
foytro: Shouldn’t be doing stuff like that before you’re an adult
theycallmerayy: By punishing her for using condoms.. they just won’t use them. Your own grave you’re digging.
ExtremePast: I'd... | 5 | -1.4 | |
1643327316 | 1643385835 | t3_secenw | t5_2to41 | 39 | Whack_Arte: TIFU and posted PsychicPebbles fan art on HMD
Today I fucked up.
I've been working on fan art for a let's play channel I love, and because one of the creators recently released a TV show I thought I'd upload theirs first.
I uploaded it to Imugr, and it's my first ever upload. It was being downvoted straigh... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1643365021 | 1643406895 | t3_senln2 | t5_2to41 | 810 | Justsomegaaal: TIFU by missing one of my finals
So this just happened.
I'm a third year uni student. I'm an over-achiever and got Firsts in my first and second year exams (to all you Americans, that's like the highest grade band), but it's the third year that counts the majority towards your final degree grade.
So I... | 7 | 115.714286 | |
1643373549 | 1643376403 | t3_sepvu4 | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by emptying half a bottle of ADHD medicine and not sleeping for 4 days
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UndeadDenny: I wonder what God is thinking about this one
Destination_Centauri: A lot of innocent kittens died these past 4 days. :(
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1643374416 | 1643375199 | t3_seq56s | t5_2to41 | 1 | External_Swimming293: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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haxor254: I would make it clear bestiality is wrong and try convince him to go out with friends or something maybe he will find a girlfriend i guess. Imho i would check his electronics to make sure it isn't worse then what you saw. I dont want to sound like an assho... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1643376383 | 1643386160 | t3_seqrxd | t5_2to41 | 14 | UniqueCold3812: TIFU by trimming down there.
This incident isn't exactly from today still worth sharing.
This is from a man who cut his penis, skin of penis, is it called scrotum IDK. Can anyone clarify what the skin of penis is called??
Coming to the point ,Trimmer is just a lot of small scissors. The cut was long b... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1643378199 | 1643391170 | t3_serdgd | t5_2to41 | 2,653 | kristy795: Tifu by catching Covid and overusing cough drops.
This is an ongoing TIFU. So Sunday January 16 I was diagnosed with Covid. It started as a head cold, but I ended up with some pretty gross gi symptoms. I had diarrhea constantly and comically loud gas right along with it. So my head cold was the least of my w... | 7 | 379 | |
1643382414 | 1643413702 | t3_sesv5z | t5_2to41 | 8,996 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jesuschin: His wife is hilarious.
THROWRA262672: It is funny now. At the time it literally scared me so bad.
ShoulderSquirrelVT: She’s allowed one comment. It’s the rules :)
She must have been chuckling to herself the whole time she made it too.
Teenagers get so embarrassed so e... | 15 | 599.733333 | |
1643384059 | 1643385257 | t3_setg38 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not understanding how to split a bill
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SuperNovasz: I’m sorry but if someone I’m on a date with literally “puts their head down in shame” when I answer a stupid question such as the one she did, I’d leave. That seems insanely childish, and a massive red flag.
Sometimes there isn’t a connect... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1643385049 | 1643457175 | t3_sets6v | t5_2to41 | 23 | wretchedmess: TIFU by sharing a battery for a camping light.
Obligatory: On mobile and this happened yesterday, but the FU showed itself today.
I’m camping with five friends and one of them needed a battery for a light. I brought a bunch of AAA batteries for a board game and two AA batteries for my ‘alone time’ toy.
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1643385812 | 1643402794 | t3_seu2d6 | t5_2to41 | 79 | qtbdwyi: TIFU By telling my cousin I’m sleeping with my girlfriend for a free car
Okay, so. First off, I’m aware I am unintentionally a massive fucking retard and a piece of shit. I’ve felt bad about this all day.
Me and my girlfriends love languages are completely different and I’ve struggled to give her what she ne... | 7 | 11.285714 | |
1643385839 | 1643389078 | t3_seu2ps | t5_2to41 | 69 | OrganizationFickle: TIFU by accidentally scaring an old lady
Didn't happen today but thought I'd share. So my office manager at work is 61 and she is an absolute babe (she's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom' vibe). We have great banter and can be quite boisterous together.
Anyway, I was coming out of the tube stati... | 3 | 23 | |
1643388191 | 1643481083 | t3_seuwyw | t5_2to41 | 43 | dat0neb0i: TIFU by getting myself suspended in school because I called the Game Theory logo a bomb
This might be a long story.
Last night, because I had no other way to communicate with my friend so I was chatting with them on my school's gmail account. (which is stupid because obviously they see all of it) I was doin... | 16 | 2.6875 | |
1643387860 | 1643423101 | t3_seusov | t5_2to41 | 492 | BakingGiraffeBakes: TIFU by reading a coworker a reddit story
Full disclosure: this happened yesterday, but I heard the fallout today.
My work has some highs and lows in terms being busy, and often times, during those down moments, I seize whatever sanity I can in the form of reading reddit. And oftentimes, I rope my ... | 5 | 98.4 | |
1643392529 | 1643395678 | t3_sewi6i | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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okcool888: You didn’t fuck up at all, please don’t stress. His homophobia(if what you are assuming is true) is his problem, you don’t need to and shouldn’t feel the need to conceal a true and important part of your identity. If he feels uncomfortable it’s his problem.
doctorhino: ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1643394076 | 1643429956 | t3_sex37i | t5_2to41 | 482 | TankDempsey33: TIFU by admitting my sexual history to my girlfriend after initially lying about it
TIFU by admitting my sexual history to my girlfriend after initially lying about it. At the beginning of my relationship, my girlfriend point-blank asked me how many sexual partners I have had. I was caught off guard by t... | 12 | 40.166667 | |
1643399793 | 1643403283 | t3_sez7gu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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WillDrawForMoney: Lol this got deleted really quick
UnicornSensei: I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY!!!!
WillDrawForMoney: Seems like one guy commented already, lol
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1643402485 | 1643405737 | t3_sf06rx | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by scolding my boyfriend during sex
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NaaastyButler: Lol, this will be funny tomorrow. It'll be something you say when you are pretending to be mad in future. *boyfriend drops salad on floor* "you ruined my orgasm" .... roll with it.
Ubermassive: I love that your example was dropping a salad.
Na... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1643401923 | 1643403975 | t3_sezzlk | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally grapping a strangers d*ck in the swiming pool
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buttchexsizdabez: It's interesting that your bf was laughing and finds it hilarious. I would be embarrassed for my wife and I would feel awful for her. Also, my wife is my best friend too.
I'm not saying your bf is a bad guy, but I... | 3 | 0 | |
1643404846 | 1643406036 | t3_sf12f3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | IcyShoes: TIFU Fired from work for late night texting a coworker (34M)
Early this week this 20 year old girl started working in the shipping area at my job. Since she was new i told her that I NEEDED her phone number. She asked why, i told her she needs to alert me of any incoming packages coming in. I check incoming i... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1643405608 | 1643410342 | t3_sf1cmt | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Frankiesmiles19miles: You almost ruined someone’s life and could’ve gotten them a sex offender status bc you cant control yourself. Way to go.
THROWRA262672: I didn’t. i understood immediately it was my fault. had he condemned me for what i did i wouldnt have exposed him either. I... | 7 | 1 | |
1643406335 | 1643842989 | t3_sf1lze | t5_2to41 | 7 | ijustneedthisaccount: TIFU by telling people I have an STD
2 men. Me. Oral gonorrhea. Or at least, that’s what the story was.
This week I started feeling sick, sore throat, headache, chills, nausea. Looked in the back of my throat 1 day after symptoms started and it was completely white, swollen. I went to the dr that... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1643406162 | 1643451919 | t3_sf1jri | t5_2to41 | 56,892 | throwaway9x9x9x9: TIFU by being an unintentional wingman
At my gym over the past couple of months I've noticed a cute girl who works out around the same time I do and I was interested in asking her out, but I'm kind of awkward and I don't approach girls in the gym.
A few times I've seen her talk to a guy who she seems... | 16 | 3,555.75 | |
1643404696 | 1643407920 | t3_sf107d | t5_2to41 | 24 | International_Big63: TIFU by saying I'm allergic to nuts
TL;DR: I thought I was allergic to nuts in 1st grade, and so when a kid saw me eating a PB&J, he freaked out and I ended up in the nurses office with the staff freaking out thinking I was gonna die.
This actually happened in 1st grade because I was an idiot... | 3 | 8 | |
1643409374 | 1644112082 | t3_sf2q8d | t5_2to41 | 9 | IndependentMixture77: TIFU by not deleting past pictures.
Here is my TIFU, this happened last night. I was out with my Girlfriend and her friends, for context we have been dating for about 6 months. We met on line through a dating app. Any back the the TIFU, I was asked to show her friends a picture of my daughter. So ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1643409311 | 1643427997 | t3_sf2pd6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving a standing forklift without any training
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Gayo69: Damn, I don’t have a forklift license nor a driving license and even I didn’t fuck up like that. I wouldn’t trust you with a hammer lol
FlogGnawNilbog: Great
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1643410417 | 1643414117 | t3_sf343u | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking 3 cans of cider in the morning after finishing a night shift.
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lincolnfalcon: TYFU by shitting yourself and not going home afterwards.
Vast_Reflection: Yeah, I was confused as to why they originally were going to try to catch the next bus? Like my immediate thought would be to find ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1643412847 | 1643497074 | t3_sf41bl | t5_2to41 | 315 | ExpertPain283: TIFU by traumatising children at the water fun park
TIFU and I feel terrible.
Today the family and I went to have a fun day out. It's the last few days of school holidays. It was a stinking hot day. A waterslide was perfect!! So exciting to go up the tower waiting for your turn to slide. So many kids h... | 5 | 63 | |
1643415080 | 1643423464 | t3_sf4urd | t5_2to41 | 40 | TexasNelwyn: TIFU by showing a criminal/cop my underwear
In my defense, I had spent all day at a friend's animal rescue in the Texas heat and was tired af. So, I get out of the shower and put on my It's a Texas Thang shirt and hear a loud pop from outside. It's 11 pm or so. Shrug it off and grab my panties, then I he... | 5 | 8 | |
1643416066 | 1643416418 | t3_sf571g | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Jedibri81: So, just to be clear, we aren’t talking about beastiality here are we?
MordantBengal: The dogs name is sister
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1643418223 | 1643418706 | t3_sf5xx0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | st1rfuk: TIFU Scorpio (38m) cancer (27f)
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st1rfuk: Lmao basically I caught her in a little lie and it's fucked this whole thing up. Sorry I didn't post it proper. Was speech to text. Too high to type. Eyes are watery can't really see too well.
Big_Gouf: Sometimes it's worth waiting to post something instead of... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1643420960 | 1643428344 | t3_sf6u7q | t5_2to41 | 9 | MrThrowaway20XX22: TIFU by not vibing romatically
Well it wasn't today, more like back on the 16th of January.
It all started when I (20 M) met this absolutely adorable girl (19 F) over Tinder (who i'll call J) back on the first of January. Over those two weeks we've hit it off extremely well, so she decided to ask m... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1643421315 | 1643466314 | t3_sf6yed | t5_2to41 | 78 | PAPAVERGILL: TIFU by making my friend's parents think he was gay.
So, this didn't happen today but it's still good for this sub. Here's what you need to know. I'm on Discord every day and use it to talk with my friends. This one friend is someone I talk to daily. Another thing you need to know is that I love fucking wi... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1643425553 | 1643476786 | t3_sf8cl8 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Bookiller4518: TIFU by telling CPS my dad hits me
So few things before we get into the meat of the story, I've separated this paragraph from the story so skip if not interested. This happened when I was about 6 years old. I didn't call CPS as a 20 year old male. Anyways TW: Divorce
It all started when me and my sis... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1643427899 | 1643465736 | t3_sf92w9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Milkcrafes: TIFU by being super hungover at work
Okay so I personally didn’t think it was a big deal. It was kinda funny to my coworker, we laughed about it. I went out partying after not seeing my best friend for months yesterday night. We got fucked up and I knew I was bad. I literally fell asleep in the doorway of ... | 3 | 2 | |
1643428402 | 1643462673 | t3_sf98fi | t5_2to41 | 51 | martinH1: TIFU by opening a message from my friend
I am ashamed to say this happened today. I was sitting in my English class, writing a sonnet on my laptop when my friend sent a video to our group chat. I opened the video when suddenly audio that sounded suspiciously like gay porn began to blast. (It wasn't actually p... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1643429208 | 1643435316 | t3_sf9hu7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Aubys: TIFU by saying something really stupid and realizing it 5 minutes after I said it.
TIFU by saying something stupid and realizing it 5 minutes after I said it. Obligatory this happened 2 months ago but I’m just remembering it today.
Here’s what happened. I went in to get a haircut with my kids and ended up in t... | 3 | 2 | |
1643432032 | 1643478372 | t3_sfabvi | t5_2to41 | 47 | solaria05: TIFU by making our guests drink sprite after they've had bananas, essentially leading to our guest spending a huge amount of money.
No, it wasn't common knowledge to us that sprite + banana can cause extreme vomiting. My aunt (44F) had a couple of guests come over, a woman around her age and 4 kids- probably... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1643423724 | 1643437780 | t3_sf7qz5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TOSaunders: TIFU By going sledding alone and trying to pretend I didn't just slam my head.
You ever do something so embarrassing that it makes someone else embarrassed?
Well today I did.
Went to go try my new snow tube. Went a few rounds, good fun. Got cocky and didn't slow down on the last one. It was just fast en... | 3 | 2 | |
1643437066 | 1643512445 | t3_sfbrsw | t5_2to41 | 63 | Joirmez: TIFU by cutting somebody's face open
This technically did not happen today since its 11 mins past midnight as I type this but it was around 8 hours ago. Me and some friends were walking home and we stopped at this park. There was a lot of snow and we were all kinda messing around. One person who I wouldnt say... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1643440450 | 1643463151 | t3_sfcnjs | t5_2to41 | 8 | madbr3991: TIFU, by not taking anything for my headache leading to me breaking my phone.
So today I woke up with a headache. Other than that I was having an OK day. Today was my one day off this week. I sitting in my recliner listening to a podcast with the lights off. My wife kept calling me to bring her stuff. I ask... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1643442493 | 1643621917 | t3_sfd5d5 | t5_2to41 | 3,025 | Wonderful-Parking-87: TIFU because the bank thinks I have a donut problem and not an X-rated one
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SnooHamsters9414: My debit card fell out of my car after getting breakfast. I get woken up to a ton of texts and apparently someone went to 6 different gas stations and filled up over 200 gallons of fuel before th... | 11 | 275 | |
1643442729 | 1643506946 | t3_sfd7fx | t5_2to41 | 13 | Silly-Cloud-3114: TIFU by race shaming my white friend after he called me the n-word in an argument.
This happened a few years ago actually, but it's effect still lasts till today (which tells you it was a big f'up). I'm a poc and one of my friends tried mediating a fight I had with my now -ex. I was pretty heated up d... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1643443003 | 1643569441 | t3_sfd9sb | t5_2to41 | 375 | turtle4lyfer: TIFU by hitting on a married woman
I was at the gym, per usual, when I see this cute girl with an older gentlemen starting their exercises near me. From my point of view (I’m 17) the girl, who was wearing a mask, looked to be around my age. The guy she was with had grey hair and wrinkles and looked to be ... | 10 | 37.5 | |
1643443300 | 1643506189 | t3_sfdcok | t5_2to41 | 49,887 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting a blacklight in my bedroom
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CerialKarpins: Swap your moms bulb for your one. No one will be talking about your beds amateur glow after that.
Chrysalisair: What an unexpected but kinda wholesome yo moma joke
RewrittenSol: But it'll be weird with her in the room and her face glows.
H_I... | 13 | 3,837.461538 | |
1643447556 | 1643449229 | t3_sfecoj | t5_2to41 | 13 | ijustdontwannasay: TIFU by cockblocking myself with my Gaming PC
Its currently 4am and I'm at my desk but I feel like I needed to record this while the internal wall banging is still active...
Little precursor, I met an amazing girl on New Years Eve from a friend of a friend who's an ex-bottle girl and an absolute ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1643402903 | 1643457723 | t3_sf0bzg | t5_2to41 | 27 | KingOfFuh: TIFU by thinking my dog was having a seizure
Obligatory happened last night at like midnight so it technically still happened today lol
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TW: >!weed!<
My dog is a 14-year-old rat terrier, who was the runt of her litter. She's about 10-14 pounds and, while healthy, she's mostly deaf and pa... | 3 | 9 | |
1643451705 | 1643477924 | t3_sffazv | t5_2to41 | 9,718 | CleanThatYourself: TIFU my first and probably last threesome
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_-_Yuki_-_: Well... Teaching your bro how to wash his penis is actually kinda wholesome. That's one good friendship right there
GammaGargoyle: This begs the question why does an adult need a hands-on lesson on how to wash their own body?
SpaceCase01... | 20 | 485.9 | |
1643451790 | 1643457543 | t3_sffbs1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Negative1Life: TIFU by being too smooth of a wingman
So this was actually back in 2013 when I was fresh out of highschool. I was attending a local anime/gaming convention. First one I ever had, at that. I went with one of my buddies and his family plus a lot of their friends. His mother was our "con mom" and "adopted" ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1643400686 | 1643485894 | t3_sezje4 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by running out of Frosty.
First off, "not my story". Secondly, the vast majority of you will conclude that it isn't even "my" FU, it's hers. Fine, it's hers. But I believe that blissful ignorance trumps anything else in this world. Why do you think *Don't Look Up* is so popular right now? It w... | 3 | 6 | |
1643451742 | 1643470096 | t3_sffbbv | t5_2to41 | 80 | hey_butt_butt: TIFU by wanting some "me" time
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millenialfalcon-_-: Disable Bluetooth next time.
hey_butt_butt: Oh yeah definitely have learned that lesson
millenialfalcon-_-: It gets me when I turn off my truck and receive a call but my Bluetooth from Amazon is always plugged in. Then I can't hear them but the... | 4 | 20 | |
1643456985 | 1643498747 | t3_sfgkmi | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by puking on the bus
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YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms: More like, say no when you need to say no, kids.
Drinking is okay as long as it's under your control, you know your limits better than others. Peer pressure will always test the strenght of your character though.
anonym324: Sometimes you yourself over... | 4 | 2 | |
1643461637 | 1643462504 | t3_sfhsl5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating premium honey raw...
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kallengood: So the taste explosion was too intense or just bad tasting ?
[deleted]: the taste explodes in my mouth, not used to eating such strong honey
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1643463525 | 1643476737 | t3_sfib9b | t5_2to41 | 36 | CSS-Kotetsu: TIFU by being a bumbling idiot in front of my boss’s boss’s boss
Alright, this is gonna take a bit of preface to understand the situation, so here we go.
I work onboard a ship as an 3rd engineer. We get on and off the ship via helicopter. When we’re leaving to go back to shore, we have to sign a paper wit... | 3 | 12 | |
1643464320 | 1643474425 | t3_sfij7w | t5_2to41 | 32 | insanecrossfire: TIFU By ruining a great job opportunity.
This happened this morning.
I am currently employed as a personal banker at a Regional Bank in Ohio. I like my job. However, at the moment, its not paying as much as I would like to be making.
For reference, during most of my time in college I worked in restau... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1643466039 | 1643467240 | t3_sfj258 | t5_2to41 | 19 | sleepingnightmare: TIFU by trying to go on a date
This actually happened last night. As the parent of an infant during a pandemic, you can imagine I don’t get much time away. Between working in a relatively demanding role and being the primary caregiver to our son, I needed a date night.
Baby went to stay with his gr... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1643466159 | 1643474282 | t3_sfj3js | t5_2to41 | 88 | Jason_Grace13: Tifu by calling my mom a whore in front of my class and teacher
today i fucked up by calling my mom a whore in front of my entire class and teachers.
Obligatory not today, but yesterday. Just to preface, I am from the Netherlands, but I live in Prague, and go to an international school.
Yesterday we ... | 6 | 14.666667 | |
1643467267 | 1643471970 | t3_sfjfsq | t5_2to41 | 134 | Mindlessshelf: TIFU by making brain meltingly strong Absinthe.
So I'm the kind of guy who likes to have some unique projects on the go.
One I did last year was making absinthe but to a more classic recipe. It was hard to find a precise recipe so I just found as many as i could that referred to old botanicals used and ... | 7 | 19.142857 | |
1643470705 | 1643472940 | t3_sfkkry | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a psychiatric hospital in the first place and getting the contact info of people I met at there.
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Artaphant91: I have done this too, live and learn. And probably block those people for your own mental well-being
throwawayyy4061: I will. And thank you for being understanding. :)
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1643474387 | 1643475568 | t3_sflvlw | t5_2to41 | 18 | Malevolent_Mangoes: TIFU by saving a baby deer but crashing into a ditch
Buckle up because this is a long read.
I was driving home from work yesterday and it was snowing, not enough to block sight but enough to make the roads slushy and slippery. It was pretty late at night and I was driving behind one car with two o... | 6 | 3 | |
1643475404 | 1643536597 | t3_sfm8wq | t5_2to41 | 1,016 | Corvus_Manufaktura: TIFU by getting high on glue
I'll preface this by saying that I have congenital anosmia, meaning that I was born without a sense of smell. I was making a pair of saddlebags for my motorcycle and I had to glue two large sheets of leather to each other. I *know* from others that the leather cement ... | 7 | 145.142857 | |
1643478675 | 1643569889 | t3_sfngjr | t5_2to41 | 140 | untapz: TIFU by damaging the ceiling at my school
Well, two days ago, after school, my friend and I were walking around school bored, and I asked him questions like, Should I do this? Should I do that? A few moments later, I asked him if I should try to cling to the false ceiling, he said yes, and without thinking, I i... | 12 | 11.666667 | |
1643484126 | 1643943338 | t3_sfpgvf | t5_2to41 | 15,293 | MexicoFun2022: TIFU by almost dying of an opioid overdose while on vacation
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georgealmost: >i don't abuse pills
>xanax every few months
Basically_Zer0: Xanax every few months does not count as “abusing pills” lol
Edit: surprising how many people don’t even know what “abuse” means
theghostofme: I think ... | 30 | 509.766667 | |
1643484794 | 1643649553 | t3_sfppgg | t5_2to41 | 9,101 | alwaysforgetmyuserID: TIFU by sleeping with a married woman
Yeah this was actually last week. I don't know what to do, I just need this off my chest.
It started out as a normal beer with friends, last Friday. We always go to the same pub to start, sometimes stay there all night. It's a cool pub which only plays heavy ... | 14 | 650.071429 | |
1643486194 | 1643497207 | t3_sfq81c | t5_2to41 | 11 | reptile_orgy: TIFU by accidentally stealing a plant
Ok so this was actually today. I went to a store to get myself some food, but there was this rack of plants. I saw one that was really pretty and unique, and was only 2 euros. So why not right?
Well when i went to pay, all registers were closed, only the self checkou... | 16 | 0.6875 | |
1643488588 | 1643494050 | t3_sfr2y5 | t5_2to41 | 32 | xLeisure321: TIFU by not locking the door before fapping in a public washroom
When I fap I have to be laying down otherwise it's hard to orgasm. I used to take long road trips and would often lay down in rest stop restrooms to fap. It's also a bit of a turn on to be laying where girls have walked, probably just my s... | 4 | 8 | |
1643490009 | 1643498159 | t3_sfrknf | t5_2to41 | 378 | solardaddyy: TIFU by not realizing I had came all over my laptop
Yesterday I (20M) came from my mom's house to my dad's apartment to stay for the week, but when I arrived, my dad wasn't home. So I, being the dirty little pig boy that I am, decided to look at porn and masturbate. I jacked off, came and cleaned up same a... | 8 | 47.25 | |
1643490698 | 1643491098 | t3_sfrtu9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OOferman2: lose her login information, seriously it’s not cool to log into your ex’s accounts
Damaged_Discount: Yeah well it's not a post about how im proud of myself.
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1643491609 | 1643554670 | t3_sfs5gu | t5_2to41 | 160 | Thy_Crow: TIFU by slow cooking my arm
Earlier today i was having a nice time playing video games in the basement. It got really cold so i put the heater in my path. Everything was fine for the first 30 minutes but it started getting kind of hot on my arm and legs. I was too lazy to move so i just stayed and continued t... | 6 | 26.666667 | |
1643491933 | 1643492994 | t3_sfs9nb | t5_2to41 | 6 | lowjackhorseman: TIFUby accidentally searching NSFW stuff on company laptop
This happened a couple of days back. My company has provided me with a windows laptop that only has Internet explorer (or whatever tf it's called these days) I use the browser to login to my virtual machine client.
The client's name start wit... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1643493425 | 1643574731 | t3_sfssco | t5_2to41 | 28 | n2minh: TIFU by asking for a $100 cashback change at Kroger and completely forgot about it in 5 seconds
It's nowhere near an extraordinary TIFU but I'm still baffed how I managed to forget my money in 5s.
Yesterday I went to Kroger for a quick groceries. Since we only need a very few specific stuffs, I thought I could... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1643493241 | 1643507992 | t3_sfsq11 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by saying “we would of won if a girl wasn’t on our team” after sibling lost little league championship game that only had 1 girl on the team
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Justcallmeaunty: Not sure how knowing she was your sister would make you any less of a dick? It was never a funny joke to start with
thee-chum: You dont ... | 6 | 1.333333 |
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