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1643496176 | 1643589631 | t3_sfttei | t5_2to41 | 76 | No-Ice512: Tifu by letting my mom into mine and my wife's house against my wife's wishes
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emilypwc: So your family has issues with emeshment. Your mother, as far as I can tell, at best has narcissistic tendencies, and at worse has a full blown personality disorder. So, you thought it was super important to ris... | 7 | 10.857143 | |
1643496276 | 1643528729 | t3_sftuok | t5_2to41 | 147 | No-Ice512: TIFU by letting my mom visit mine and my wife's house against my wife's wishes
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MioMioCola: https://www.reddit.com/user/PotentialJaguar91/submitted/
Read these threads. It's about someone like you. About a husband who chose his mother instead of his family. And thank god his wife left him cause of ... | 8 | 18.375 | |
1643497928 | 1643608772 | t3_sfugzc | t5_2to41 | 18 | AndrewTheGovtDrone: TIFU by sending an error report from my repurposed D&D server to Blizzard
[Image & Story](https://imgur.com/a/7odYETH).
TIFU by sending an error report from my repurposed D&D server to Blizzard. During the last d&d campaign I wanted to incorporate more tech elements to keep track of... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1643497375 | 1643501525 | t3_sfu9qx | t5_2to41 | 138 | IrascibleBeetle: TIFU by riding a bike wearing a towel
This just happened. I was getting ready to take a shower and remembered that I hadn't fed my dogs, so I wrapped myself in the towel and went outside to give their food.
As I was going back inside, I looked to my left and saw that I didn't put my bike in the... don'... | 4 | 34.5 | |
1643504303 | 1643526659 | t3_sfwoeh | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MoutonOnTheFuton: Weird question--are you a redhead? Apparently they handle pain meds and anesthesia differently and usually need more drugs than non-redheads.
truckerlivesmatter: This is true.
Source: am a redhead
HCB311: Confirmed from another res head.
Every time I've had to ... | 5 | 30.2 | |
1643504632 | 1643514064 | t3_sfwsvf | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jcruzyall: um, you need to talk it out asap
this is fixable and does not need to be blown out of proportion
[deleted]: I should probably edit it to \*acute trauma, huh?
comcain: Don't go to sleep without talking this out.
GlyphPixel: ^This. The more you sit on it, the more whateve... | 5 | 20 | |
1643504762 | 1643553754 | t3_sfwufa | t5_2to41 | 49 | anxiousgeek: TIFU by breaking my kids new Lego set and losing a piece.
We're staying in a Ronald McDonald House and it's nearly 1am and I needed to pee and thought I'd check the quilt I had drying while I was up. I didn't put the main light on so I didn't wake my 5 year old and crunch.
Sigh.
I gave my 5 year old some... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1643513675 | 1643549123 | t3_sfzqtu | t5_2to41 | 11,950 | RamdomPine: TIFU rolling up on my son with his girlfriend
Today my son, who is into car mechanics, replaced the rear struts on my old car. I was pretty excited about his and gave him my credit card to take his friends out to lunch. Afterwards he was supposed to bring it back home. He didn't and I texted him about it an... | 16 | 746.875 | |
1643516127 | 1643554052 | t3_sg0ien | t5_2to41 | 33 | get_that_hydration: TIFU by derailing a livestream
The latest installment of the cringe compilation that is my life came in today. I'm part of this discord community dedicated to a small podcast. Today someone was having a livestream in the server. I'm a caveman and hardly know what a phone is. But I was curious to see... | 3 | 11 | |
1643520814 | 1643561026 | t3_sg1x31 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my relationship with my best friend
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Jtitus06: Darn, that sucks. She’s giving you the cold shoulder AND acting as if everything is normal. I think you’re right, you’re probably out, but maybe more time and the right situation can turn it around.
Did you learn your lesson? Friend... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1643522727 | 1643543370 | t3_sg2h6a | t5_2to41 | 187 | decaying_dots: Tifu by drinking ants
This happened just now and I'm in shock.
I (23F) live in an older Australian house, the type where if it's above 30 degrees Celsius the evaporative cooler won't work.
I've been having an ant problem for a month now, at first I thought it was because of my cats food & water bo... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1643529179 | 1643538490 | t3_sg44vq | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Lillith_Redrum: Im sorry but if you have pets you shouldnt forget to feed them ive accidentally forgotten dog food and ran straight back to the shop after i got home and noticed
ShibbiesClimax: Thanks for your incredibly generic response. Everyone has either said “how can you forg... | 20 | 1.3 | |
1643529841 | 1643554229 | t3_sg4bf7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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vinnievintage2020: Tell her to shut her cock holster.
SeattleEpochal: Careful not to put too fine a point on it. 😂
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IHaveNoUsernameSorry: The part about the boiling water on your back is assault.
Dontfapwithscissors: I wish I thought about that before. Its really hard for me to understand whats assault because I had a hard childhood.
IHaveNoUsernameSorry: I would honestly get the police involve... | 12 | 5.166667 | |
1643532460 | 1643605434 | t3_sg4ydx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally locking myself out of a Chinese atm card by entering in the wrong Pin 3x. Easy fix, right? Not even remotely.
So I accidentally withdrew money from wechat to a CCB atm card and forgot the Pin. I know I forgot the PIN because my card is locked now after 3 incorrect tries. There are no int... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1643536737 | 1643561368 | t3_sg5yjl | t5_2to41 | 57,700 | get_probed2: TIFU by silencing my wife’s phone.
My wife went out with work friends tonight. I knew she would be back late but stayed up anyway just in case she needed to be picked up or whatever. Well she rolled in about 1:30 drunk af. I promptly turn off the movie I’m watching and we head to bed. I barely have time t... | 14 | 4,121.428571 | |
1643538218 | 1643650671 | t3_sg6br9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by having unprotected oral sex with a prostitute...
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Much-Brilliant-4254: Just go to the clinic an tell the doc what happened-they'll give u some penicillin
beethoover: No we wont.
Might order an STD panel if the patient insists but the chances of them catching something off of that are infini... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1643531934 | 1643608724 | t3_sg4tnp | t5_2to41 | 16 | Da_Bhaiya_08: TIFU with a culmination of my past FUs
TRIGGER WARNING: self harm and suicidal thoughtscontext: India
Feb '21: I'm 15 and a half, and shit has been happening (family problems), so I cut my arm for the first time. And, me being the dumbass that I am, does this at bedtime when I'm tired and wanna sleep. So... | 4 | 4 | |
1643544334 | 1643581471 | t3_sg7uzs | t5_2to41 | 1,111 | Corrycacti: TIFU by eating too much raw broccoli
A few days ago I made a bet with my roommate. We do this more often when we are bored. Looking through the brochures, he saw that broccoli was on sale. Then he came up with the idea of challenging me to eat five kilos of broccoli in 6 hours - and keep it inside of cour... | 6 | 185.166667 | |
1643545849 | 1644289766 | t3_sg88je | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunk calling the person I like
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RSCLE5: That sucks! If you were pretty wasted I would guess you said something like... "I just really like you because you're awesome and I just really think we would be perfect together. You know what I'm saying?"
They probably either responded by saying yo... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1643551916 | 1643556889 | t3_sg9zux | t5_2to41 | 1,126 | Thatspy285: TIFU by quitting my job for a raise
I had been working at a major hospital in my state as front desk. I was however not happy with my pay rate as well as the unorganized staff at the back. I had to get into confrontation with patients because the back staff did not want to get certain things straight. I dec... | 12 | 93.833333 | |
1643553539 | 1643586926 | t3_sgaieg | t5_2to41 | 551 | Rbxyy: TIFU by asking my lesbian friend on a date
It actually isn't that bad of a fuck up and ended up being more of a funny story to tell than anything. Early last semester I was looking for skiing buddies at my college/local colleges so I posted on Yik Yak saying I was looking for people to ski with. I met this girl ... | 6 | 91.833333 | |
1643555147 | 1643571726 | t3_sgb2jt | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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veganski_cvarak: Im shocked how often do i see this. Like why would you send nudes to a person you never saw in person?
iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS: For me personally it was mostly the anonymity. Of course that doesn't matter when you give them a picture of you and your socials like I did ... | 3 | 9 | |
1643556365 | 1643562646 | t3_sgbhnz | t5_2to41 | 20 | PH3N7OM: TIFU
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BlankMyName: I'm guessing you're definitely not located in the U.S.
xadrus1799: Because he just paid 1200 and not his whole house?
BlankMyName: Yup
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1643561811 | 1643578412 | t3_sgddem | t5_2to41 | 372 | jed292: TIFU by learning why safety razors were invented
So I've had a bad few weeks, not really taken too good care of stuff but that's improving; on that improvement list is to properly shave again, y'know, look nice again.
So I hop in the shower, grab my electric razor aaaand it's dead.
Bollocks
I delve into the ... | 5 | 74.4 | |
1643561017 | 1643735219 | t3_sgd3k3 | t5_2to41 | 101 | ConfuzzledRAGE: TIFU by accidentally coming out of the closet
By regretfully coming out as gay (actually bi)
So basically last year September I was having an argument with my mum (can’t remember what it was about) but we ended it off kinda well and she said “IK you tell me everything and I hope it stays that way” so I... | 8 | 12.625 | |
1643566680 | 1643567580 | t3_sgf5n7 | t5_2to41 | 175 | Longjumping_Ad4679: TIFU by being in denial about having Dyslexia
This is probably the biggest FU I have made in my life. I always had trouble with reading and making sense of the words. Everybody thought I dumb. My parents focused more on my brother. We are born 10 months a part. He was born in January and I was born ... | 4 | 43.75 | |
1643566973 | 1643690428 | t3_sgf9el | t5_2to41 | 18,008 | Goku809: TIFU by handing my phone to my dad while porn was still playing
So this was actually a while back when I was in high school. I just got back from school and decided I was gonna head over to the bathroom and choke the chicken whilst watching some explicit content. I was about 5 minutes in when I received a call... | 10 | 1,800.8 | |
1643562913 | 1647456472 | t3_sgds1t | t5_2to41 | 49 | FrequentEgg4166: TIFU by putting an egg in my glove
Alright, so not a big deal but thought I’d share it anyways. I’ve got a small coop of chickens - a dozen hens and one rooster - so I’ll get an average of 5-6 eggs a day, but all different times of the day so I don’t bother taking a basket out to collect unless it’s ne... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1643568714 | 1643578181 | t3_sgfwg6 | t5_2to41 | 33 | No-Salary4575: TIFU by accidentally stealing at my new/ex job.
So this happened on Friday (2 days ago).
So about two weeks ago this shop approached me to fix their backlog. So shops sometimes take stock off their shelves when the package looks damaged or someone returns it, etc.
Friday was that day, people returned ... | 3 | 11 | |
1643574107 | 1643605468 | t3_sghxjz | t5_2to41 | 14 | -IM-THAT-GUY-: TIFU by asking my mum to get me (22m) some clothes.
I've recently started a job that requires me to get the bus to get their.
I do not own a car yet due to covid/lockdowns and before that terrible mental health. So at the moment I'm working to get a car but thats not important in this case. What is impo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1643574602 | 1643581756 | t3_sgi4k9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying quiet no matter what
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Paulik87: Why would you even think it was okay to sleep in a bed with a couple? Or am I misunderstanding? 🤣 that alone would be awkward. Just take the damn floor or couch ha
nico87ca: Yeah I'm also kind of confused why they are the assholes for calling the guy... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1643576145 | 1643589539 | t3_sgipd1 | t5_2to41 | 352 | kirkrocks: TIFU by not cleaning under my bed for 15 years
I bought my house about 15 years ago. It was an old house and a bit of a fixer-upper, but it was cozy and in a fantastic neighborhood. At the time, I had been in a relationship for about 7 years with a woman that had an incredibly healthy sex drive (bless her fo... | 5 | 70.4 | |
1643579927 | 1643668630 | t3_sgk5js | t5_2to41 | 2,647 | [deleted]: TIFU by only eating the brown chips in chex mix.
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eversuffered: Tbh they dont taste the same, I think the mix of the other stuff gives them the flavor I like.
neshquabishkuk: Yeah. I love rye chips but they taste different when they're in the bag by themselves.
VexillaVexme: That's Big Chex Mix shor... | 7 | 378.142857 | |
1643580823 | 1643581444 | t3_sgki2i | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BlackheartRedblood: So, find him, apologize, tell him you'd had a bad morning, and tell him you'd like to get a coffee or something. If that goes well give him the number. Lifelong relationships have started with worse stories.
ckgkckycg: Ah I forgot to clarify that I'm not intere... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1643581340 | 1643594525 | t3_sgkov2 | t5_2to41 | 97 | tifuwasteaccount: TIFU by forbidding my fiancée of 3 years to read my private messages
Now this could easily fit into “Am I the Asshole?”
My girlfriend and I were lying on the bed when she suddenly took my phone and asked me to unblock it. I didn’t think anything of it, since she sometimes likes to look at photos I to... | 8 | 12.125 | |
1643582713 | 1643612221 | t3_sgl6i5 | t5_2to41 | 14,956 | JustSomeGuy131: TIFU by having my personality completely altered following a traumatic brain injury
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kevnmartin: I fainted a couple years ago. Blood pressure meds caused my BP to drop too rapidly. When I came to, I realized I no longer needed reading glasses. So weird.
orrett3: Have you been bitten by a spider... | 10 | 1,495.6 | |
1643587508 | 1643648771 | t3_sgmvbo | t5_2to41 | 17 | Ok_Sheepherder_8313: TIFU by being a jackass to a child.
I'm staying at a friend's house, right now. He just switched to 3rd shift and I'm on the same schedule. But last night I couldn't fall asleep for the life of me, crashing hard at about 1pm this afternoon.
Not long- maybe an hour later- I'm awoken by knocking at ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1643589361 | 1643591283 | t3_sgniyj | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BitOBear: Imaginary friends only hate you if you decide they do.
NotABearItsAManbear: Well yeah, that was just a joke
BitOBear: We all have memories of completely embarrassing themselves. You know those things that you wake up in the middle of the night and think oh my God I can't... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1643589943 | 1643590996 | t3_sgnqbu | t5_2to41 | 35 | Pwouted: TIFU by being late
Long story short, I had my first meeting/date/idk with another woman ever (I am bisexual) which is also my second date I’ve ever been on. The time was a little early for me (I’m slow in the mornings because I’m not much of a morning person and sleep meds I take at night) but I thought I coul... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1643592103 | 1643592655 | t3_sgohg6 | t5_2to41 | 41 | throwaway28897654321: TIFU by smoking "damp" cigarettes
So this happened in my last year of high school but it was a pretty bad fuck up so I'd thought I'd share.
So a few years ago we were having a going away kegger for a buddy who was going off to college. He ended up not even making it to his own party to that's be... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1643598866 | 1643602140 | t3_sgqsld | t5_2to41 | 17 | Criptedinyourcloset: Tifu by accidentally leaving a five minute voicemail on my teachers personal phone.
For some background yesterday we had a birthday party and a stupid teenagers do, we did something stupid. We looked up one of our teachers on one of those People finder websites and called his number. Anyways, our o... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1643599209 | 1643693052 | t3_sgqwp3 | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting about my mental health issues on social media
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todd56: ya I call bull u had to of said it really badly to get that response.
Sir-xer21: ya, IDK, seems pretty obvious that he said something else along with it. people are not mass unfriending him just because he said he struggled with... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1643601952 | 1643603018 | t3_sgrtyx | t5_2to41 | 31 | HeartHero456: TIFU by using a comeback on one of my bullies at work.
So I have this bully at work who keeps making fun of me for being single and because I asked her out a while ago and she made fun of me for it. She would always make small jabs here and there and sometimes would get other female coworkers to make fun ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1643601349 | 1643640540 | t3_sgrmam | t5_2to41 | 192 | ostensiblyzero: TIFU by assuming someone was trying to ask me for money
So I broke down and ordered wingstop cuz I’ve been craving wings all weekend... I go to pick them up tell them my name, get my bag and I get into my car. This kinda sketch looking dude runs up to the car and I’m like okay I do not want to deal with... | 3 | 64 | |
1643604272 | 1643636185 | t3_sgskwb | t5_2to41 | 61 | Manofmanysins: TIFU: By poisoning my anus. Actually, not just mine.
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brotha_rich_hung: I too, have had my wife show me her asshole.
OkVolume1: I, too, have had your wife show me hers.
brotha_rich_hung: I'm sorry brother. Not many men live to tell that tale.
OkVolume1: I probably shouldn't have looked directly ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1643605267 | 1643605824 | t3_sgsw83 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by not hiding my vibrator better
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Toxic_Zombie: Whoa. You edited a sentence I was about to read and it refreshed before I got to it. That was super tippy and I was almost paranoid
tatttedmermaid: Hahaha, I apologize!
Toxic_Zombie: Haha no it was pretty cool!
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1643604978 | 1643606925 | t3_sgssn9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | cardinal209629: TIFU by checking my online account history
One of my major accounts is logged into on someone else’s phone. This account logs every app that is opened including the “app” that handles voicemail, phone calls, contacts, etc. I was trying to find out what information that company had about me. I noticed a ... | 3 | 7 | |
1643606807 | 1643611161 | t3_sgtdb9 | t5_2to41 | -8 | harsamya: TIFU by accidentally killing someone while defending myself
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harsamya: it's been only a minute since i posted this and the hate has already begun 💀
Bubbagumpredditor: It's a poorly done creative writing exercise, what did you expect?****
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1643608459 | 1643609435 | t3_sgtuvi | t5_2to41 | 3 | lolgobbz: TIFU and lost $2200 (Temporarily)
This is not a WSB thing. This is just straight up d-u-m-b dumb.
Tl;dr The bank is closed and I tried to not lose cash and checks by putting them where I thought I wouldn't forget and would definitely see them. I did forget. And did not see them. And wasted 6 hours of my Sund... | 3 | 1 | |
1643610027 | 1643626327 | t3_sgublt | t5_2to41 | 61 | WaffleBiscuitEater: TIFU by using PornHub to make a joke to my boss and now my wife thinks I was watching lesbian videos
This happened started yesterday. My boss and I work in IT and he had upgraded his personal PC to Windows 11 a few weeks ago. I had been meaning to but didn’t want to break things on my PC. I finally ... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1643612674 | 1643614398 | t3_sgv14e | t5_2to41 | 104 | NoBreeches: TIFU by eating a half-a-jar of hot fudge...
This one is a little vulgar/gross, so just be warned. Also, this happened a couple of years ago but I decided that today? I'd be a nice guy and share it with all of you.
Had a chocolate craving and remembered the unopened jar of Hershey's Hot Fudge™ in the cabine... | 3 | 34.666667 | |
1643614172 | 1643662079 | t3_sgvfhj | t5_2to41 | 19,508 | rakethesnake90: TIFU by passing gas while my wife sucked me off.
Tifu by farting while my wife finished me off
Unlike ordinary this just happened!!
So me and my wife were doing what newlyweds do and having some needed alone time after a long family weekend. It started out fine we were having some random mid-night se... | 10 | 1,950.8 | |
1643616105 | 1643836028 | t3_sgvy42 | t5_2to41 | 27 | misterbenj34: TIFU by using an unprotected grinder
I bought a ancient house for my family, wife and 2 kids, a few months ago. We had to do some renovations in it, as it was in bad condition. I employed 3 guys to do that, I only participated on weekends as I like to fix things and build. Most of the renovation went well... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1643618711 | 1643668525 | t3_sgwliq | t5_2to41 | 3,241 | I-still-want-Bernie: TIFU by trying to slap my girlfriend's ass.
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Br4kie: Long term relationships are built of these sorts of incidents.
20 years ago when I started seeing my other half, I would hold in my farts as most do, we decided to get get in the bath together one night. She leaned back to rest on my che... | 7 | 463 | |
1643623366 | 1643628087 | t3_sgxsq8 | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Deep-Tax6509: So you were playing what sounds like a consensual game where the objective is to kiss a girl, but instead you turned around and kissed your brother? I don’t quite get the thought process here that you had at this moment I’m sorry
Rich_Regular5813: No no, not my broth... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1643624446 | 1643630803 | t3_sgy2kk | t5_2to41 | 202 | CivVIRuinedMe: TIFU by watching a weird combination of videos before bed
I (19F) am a college student. As such I have a terrible sleep schedule and a keen interest in video games. It also happens that I’m a huge fan of Formula 1 racing.
Last night, I found myself with some free time, so I opened YouTube. I was reccom... | 12 | 16.833333 | |
1643626796 | 1643629406 | t3_sgyni5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU after smoking weed
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billylittledick: Lol English 4th language? Nah you high
grimodin: გიკვირს ხო? რა ვქნა ეგრეა, ქართული, რუსული, გერმანული და მერე ინგლისური 😉
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1643628833 | 1643631788 | t3_sgz7o3 | t5_2to41 | 67 | J3P7: TIFU by convincing my partner that our apartment is possessed by a devil-child
My fiancé is super superstitious. Can’t-sleep-on-the-other-side-of-the-bed-after-a-horror-movie-but-still-loves-them, terrified-of-goats, check-the-apartment-for-ghosts kinda superstitious. In the cold light of day she laughs and agree... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1643629956 | 1643666444 | t3_sgzi6o | t5_2to41 | 1,258 | Ondudi: TIFU by flashing my best part to a bunch of people
So, i'm sitting here in complete shame of what just happened a few hours earlier.
I (m/22) rarely use snapchat and also not the best regarding to functionality of some apps.
I recently made some nudes for myself (for the first time in my life, felt kinda sex... | 12 | 104.833333 | |
1643632399 | 1643634745 | t3_sh07z8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by swerving to avoid a snowmobiler who crossed in front of me, crashed and totaled my car
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toronto105: So because you swerved and didn't kill someone your life is over? And why the hell does it matter if you're a virgin? You need to grow up man-child.
Plus you probably scared the crap out of th... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1643635723 | 1643685954 | t3_sh195z | t5_2to41 | 16 | ShyTy: Tifu by dating another toxic girl after my first girlfriend
Tifu by dating another toxic girl after my first girlfriend
Preface: my first girlfriend was toxic and controlling and after getting the courage to dump her (her begging and pleading, the first few time she threatened) I eventually moved on to someone ... | 8 | 2 | |
1643636214 | 1643636934 | t3_sh1ezz | t5_2to41 | 20 | Suspicious-Account-9: TIFU by telling a teacher his teaching was stupid
So today first 2 periods I had History we were about half way into the class and the teacher completely went off topic as always (he went from WW2 to talking about how bad it is that people don’t have boredom anymore and have media around them all ... | 4 | 5 | |
1643637169 | 1643682405 | t3_sh1qhb | t5_2to41 | 697 | cuddly_cucumber5: TIFU by enjoying some 'backdoor' adult activities
Technically, the fuck up happened Saturday but I'm feeling the effects today. Also, not gonna lie, I'm low-key hoping some wise Redditor will know what to do to fix this.
Saturday night, I'm feeling in a good, loving mood and propose to my partner th... | 11 | 63.363636 | |
1643639303 | 1643641722 | t3_sh2htr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ok-Custard-7767: TIFU by trying to open my cousin's personal accounts and basically being a snoopy jerk.
Hi, I know the title is bad and I really fucked up. I'm a snoopy person but I never acted on my urges to just go through someone's chat history. So, me and my cousin are males. We're really close almost sibling-like... | 6 | 1 | |
1643642493 | 1643689951 | t3_sh3oah | t5_2to41 | 26,917 | kaksonen73: TIFU by doing molly with my husband 45 minutes before his grandfather that we live with died
Last night my husband and I wanted a special evening so we took some molly. We live with my husband's grandparents so that we can care for them in their old age. Grandpa had just been taken to hospice the day before... | 18 | 1,495.388889 | |
1643642790 | 1645452018 | t3_sh3sam | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing my pre-employment drug screen.
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Melodic-Narwhal-582: Instead of trying to beat the system maybe reevaluate your life choices. Most companies don't want to hire weed heads because they generally make subpar employees at best.
Brewfinger: …and that’s the kind of shitty prejudice that n... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1643642398 | 1643647467 | t3_sh3mug | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU And my marriage ended
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Shot-Presence3147: There isn't a fuck up here..you did completely normal things
[deleted]: Its more that i committed to giving her space and violating that space was a huge red flag.
Shot-Presence3147: You also have emotions and you live there. She doesn't get to call all... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1643643425 | 1643746801 | t3_sh415m | t5_2to41 | 649 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LostInIndigo: (Edit: Thanks for the awards y’all! Communicate with your partners!)
Not to be a downer but this is a bit of a red flag you need to pay attention to-
A lot of guys don’t know this, but women tend to be socially conditioned to downplay discomfort during sex and/or s... | 7 | 92.714286 | |
1643643912 | 1643644234 | t3_sh47yq | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sandmint: Don't apologize for making fun of people who expose themselves to children.
IamaLuna-tic: This is true, but man he looked so sad and horrified. I think i made an old man cry.
PM-ME-PUPPER-PICS: Good. He should be crying in jail for exposing himself to a minor. Don't pity... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1643591503 | 1643746983 | t3_sgo9pm | t5_2to41 | 2 | niertauto: TIFU By committing a war crime
First of all this happened like 8-9 years ago, however I remembered it today again while listening to "Malukkah- Dragonborn Comes", which is where it all starts anyway. Those of you that have played Skyrim know of the story of Paarthurnax, those of you that do not know of Skyri... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1643646283 | 1643690224 | t3_sh55vm | t5_2to41 | 16,125 | alwaysforgetmyuserID: TIFU by sleeping with a married woman (update)
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mrscorbyn: I commend you for your bravery and honesty. I think the guy will thank you in the long run, just not personally.
However your second TIFU was showing him the Reddit post. His wife humiliated him and then you posted about it on th... | 19 | 848.684211 | |
1643648546 | 1643659853 | t3_sh6416 | t5_2to41 | 5,632 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Joshh2k: And he PEED on you... yo you're fucked. No sugarcoating this. Good luck lmao.
Emilio222: Lmfaooo yup. I mean not much sympathy if she's still attached to her ex. Must suck
Ivegotthatboomboom: Yeah that part was fucked up right?? I would literally end the engagement if my ... | 11 | 512 | |
1643648082 | 1643699314 | t3_sh5wp2 | t5_2to41 | 69 | WhyIzGamora: Tifu by telling my family I was watching Euphoria
I’m posting on mobile so sorry in advance for any formatting errors. I’m not completely sure if this should be tagged nsfw so I did it just in case.
So this happened yesterday about halfway through a 2 hour car ride. I (16F) recently started watching the ... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1643650360 | 1643651196 | t3_sh6uuz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an accomplice to my friend’s slutty misogyny
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phikapp1932: But…you’re a woman, helping a man lead on and disrespect countless other women, and if he doesn’t get what he wants, you give it to him?
BareassedM: It’s a dude.
phikapp1932: O
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1643651037 | 1643664722 | t3_sh751c | t5_2to41 | 4,915 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Effective_Corner694: I seriously hope you did not go on to marry her. It sounds like you did everything right. You had open communication, set up the rules and deal breakers in your relationship, gave her plenty of chances to come clean after discovering her actions… I’d like to k... | 10 | 491.5 | |
1643665834 | 1643676618 | t3_sh7ndr | t5_2to41 | 30 | VodkaWithCoke: I apologise profusely.
lesbianinabox: It’s fine. Sorry. I just get a bit touchy about it because I’ve had so many people try to invalidate my sexuality when I feel like it’s such a personal thing
VodkaWithCoke: I know what you feel.
I’m Bi. And I know this for years— all of my friends, family members, a... | 6 | 5 | |
1643652435 | 1646423246 | t3_sh7q57 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my future classmates a heads up
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Bobwiththebigone: Remember no good deed goes unpunished.
Whisky-In-Teacup: Sigh yeah. I was good with no scholarship. Why did I even enquire.
johnny_ringo: Wait wait wait.
You got a scholarship but now you think it would've been better to get nothin... | 4 | 6 | |
1643653115 | 1643663879 | t3_sh803y | t5_2to41 | 7 | DatGayDangerNoodle: TIFU by shoving my thumb through a left over chocolate santa.
Yes this did happen today, around 3 hours ago.
tldr at the end :)
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ok so i got a lot of chocolate at Christmas as usual, and like normal i have been slowly ploughing my way through it all. Last week i thought i had eaten it... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1643654369 | 1643706290 | t3_sh8iu1 | t5_2to41 | 2,391 | MrBalanced: TIFU by making a dad joke about my fiancee's weight
Prefacing this by saying that I am madly in love with this woman, she is gorgeous, and I have no negative feedback to give about her looks (and, if I ever did one day, I wouldn't be an ass when bringing it up). With that out of the way...
Both my fiancee ... | 5 | 478.2 | |
1643656365 | 1643657004 | t3_sh9czy | t5_2to41 | 32 | ImBadAtTh1s: TIFU by almost drinking myself into a lawsuit at High School
Obligatory - this wasn't today I (M26) did this back in 2012 when I was 17 and a Junior in HS, this is my first time sharing this story with someone other than family or S/O.
My neighbors and I, we'll call them K and S for short, regularly thoug... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1643656916 | 1643802125 | t3_sh9l61 | t5_2to41 | 142 | diesereineda: TIFU by accidentally walking in the wrong hotel room
Yes, this just happened.
So, I'm currently on a freelance job and I wasn't quite happy with my hotel room, so, after four days in, I kindly asked for another one and got it.
It's bigger, has a double bed, no dripping water sounds coming from the bathro... | 12 | 11.833333 | |
1643653697 | 1643660076 | t3_sh88x8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | NosamEht: TIFU Greened out after admitting to embezzlement to my wife
TIFU
This happened two years ago and reading another tifu reminded me of it.
I was working remotely with a bunch of friends working two weeks on one week off. The food was provided by the general contractor and as the project progressed the food be... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1643658897 | 1643685541 | t3_shaert | t5_2to41 | 348 | throwiecondmie: TIFU by using condoms on my own
So yeah, I didn't use the condoms today but the TIFU did happen today. My partner and I had just come back from a trip so we were in the process of storing things and everything when she found a pack of 3 condoms with only 1 remaining. Obviously, she thinks I used them fo... | 6 | 58 | |
1643659999 | 1643817717 | t3_shaw0r | t5_2to41 | 24 | KrazyKrafter678: TIFU by never trying Dutch-process cocoa powder
Since I started baking for fun in my teens I never heeded any suggestions to use Dutch-process cocoa powder instead of any other cocoa powder. I honestly didn’t think it made a difference.
I never really planned on trying it but, as it happened, I neede... | 4 | 6 | |
1643661308 | 1643688583 | t3_shbfcd | t5_2to41 | 29 | kinkyminecrafter69: TIFU by masturbating right after cutting Thai chillies.
So this happened just 5 mins ago,
I was making dinner and I used Thai chillies and then I thoroughly washed my hands for like 2-3 mins then did something, had dinner while watching YouTube, then washed hands with soap again then cleaned up and ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1643661208 | 1643664087 | t3_shbdxd | t5_2to41 | 31 | VodkaWithCoke: TIFU by telling an edgy joke
I know this is rare for this sub, this actually happened today.
I work in London. A couple weeks back, we had new recruit from Argentina at my workplace. She's new so I didn’t know much about her. She’s blonde, sweet, and does her job well. We occasionally bump into each oth... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1643665158 | 1643666138 | t3_shd0oz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by defending Dan Harmon after his Showtime pilot surfaced on social media
Using a throwaway because I don’t want to have to deal with people seeing this. But title says most of it.
When I was a bit younger I had a huge “voice of reason” complex and often would hop in the comments section on any socia... | 3 | 1 | |
1643666380 | 1643788335 | t3_shdiw8 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Jl002: TIFU by rejecting myself from working at the company of my dreams
This one stings for me… I am currently 19 YoA and am applying for placement years at companies in the UK.
My real dream is to work at Bungie or 343i the creator and current developers of the Halo franchise and Destiny. As they were massive part ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1643668460 | 1643684205 | t3_sheeg6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | meltingmarshmallow: TIFU by not realizing there’s a camera in the break room
I work in retail right now and it’s a very chill job surprisingly. It’s a store for a specific brand that isn’t insanely popular, it’s also a little pricier so often times there are long gaps between customers. There’s only 4 of us who work in... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1643667157 | 1643698421 | t3_shduy4 | t5_2to41 | 48 | hellothere2005888: TIFU by shitting my pants in school
Obligatory reminder that this happened about a year ago.
This happened when I was starting my first year of high school at the height of the COVID pandemic (it’ll make sense later). Basically I was sitting in my home room class on my second day of school when the ... | 4 | 12 | |
1643668968 | 1643669599 | t3_shelv2 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by snorting wasabi powder at work on a dare
Snorted wasabi on a dare at work
This happened 12 years ago but I was working nights at a large grocery chain. One night I got dared to snort a line of wasabi powder jackass style. Followed through, regretted everything for 5 burning minutes and moved on or s... | 3 | 12 | |
1643666805 | 1643676307 | t3_shdpqq | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwaway_tifu_m: TIFU by causing a firealarm because I didn't know how to use the microwave
This is actually an older story (few months) I'm just now able to talk about
So my husband and I were in our flat which was in a building with many other flats (we're talking I suppose 50ish, I'm not sure, I never counted)
We w... | 3 | 2 | |
1643670544 | 1643733490 | t3_shf8u9 | t5_2to41 | 60 | CEO_Of_Rejection_99: TIFU by wanting to go to a party with my other friends on Discord
Obligatory not today but end of 2021. I was hanging out in a Discord server with my friends in university. They were talking about having a party and mentioned an apartment number. Which apartment complex it belonged to, I did not kn... | 5 | 12 | |
1643671414 | 1643721419 | t3_shflho | t5_2to41 | 41 | caribou91: TIFU by propositioning my instructor
Today I (30f) accidentally propositioned my skills instructor (45-ish M). Here’s what happened.
Through my job, I was able to take a couple of trainings on trailer skills (as in towing, backing etc.) and UTV handling techniques. He was a fantastic instructor and, as my ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1643673006 | 1643756797 | t3_shg6ln | t5_2to41 | 855 | ThrowawayObviously_7: TIFU by not washing my lady bits properly...for years.
Life FU actually.
When I was younger, I remember hearing on a TV show or somewhere that women shouldn't use soap inside their taco. I misunderstood that and proceeded to never use soap anywhere on my clam. All these years, I only washed it wi... | 7 | 122.142857 | |
1643673444 | 1643685136 | t3_shgcdm | t5_2to41 | 16 | Sparkie86: TIFU By Playing Animal Control on Break
So I was at a super large campus building today killing time between classes. I was in a common area, 4 stories tall and open, and I saw a bat flying around. It had gotten pretty close to people, and I guess it had been roaming the bulding for a few hours.
It landed p... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1643674893 | 1643675610 | t3_shgv18 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by spitting into food.
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Aggravating_Bat1786: Dude, even if she was fisting that dogs throat, that wouldn't justify spitting into the pot. Just don't eat it and inform others of what happened so they can make an informed choice about eating it if you feel that strongly about it. Very childish be... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1643676362 | 1643726626 | t3_shhcxh | t5_2to41 | 4,169 | idiotgirl09: Tifu by having a threesome with a couple and possibly ruining their relationship
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theshyguy1823: Dosnt sound like your fault. She asked you?
idiotgirl09: She did but I felt like I should've asked if she was sure when Will wasn't there you know?
Reddit-username_here: As someone who's had threesomes... | 13 | 320.692308 | |
1643644216 | 1643794946 | t3_sh4boq | t5_2to41 | 31 | Spirited-Ad9067: TIFU by ruining my mum’s job interview
Some background info: my flatmate tested positive for COVID over the weekend so I am staying with my parents while she isolates at our apartment. My parents live on an old farm and look after several rescue animals including a couple of horses. I also have an aunt... | 5 | 6.2 |
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