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HHtown8094: Why are you thinking / analyzing about this 15 yrs later?
HomeForSinner: Seemed like a funny story to share. Do you not on occasion think back on strange situations from years past?
OriginalPugsly: "funny"
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1643677549 | 1643757415 | t3_shhsmf | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking up the joint
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pogiguy2020: Your apartment dont have any windows at all? Well that is not good. Does the bathroom have a working exhaust fan or maybe the kitchen?
Bigbuckrocks: I have windows, but I can’t open them to let fresh air in
you-are-not-yourself: In most places in the U.S. b... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1643682094 | 1643682550 | t3_shjfd9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | urmomsgf: TIFU by accidently breaking into a customers house.
Obligatory this was yesterday. I do doordash full time and live in an area where they often split large houses into multiple residences either with separate apartment entrances, shared entrances or both. A lot of times people aren't specific on how to access... | 3 | 6 | |
1643682040 | 1643828024 | t3_shjeq0 | t5_2to41 | 38 | _Dracc: TIFU by breaking the pyrex I was gonna cook in, in the most stupid way.
So, I was gonna make some lasagna, and, we had a kind of recipient at home, not really a pyrex, but more like a ceramic pyrex.
I already bought all the ingredients that we were going to use, so now, I just wanted to test if this recipient ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1643682162 | 1643684798 | t3_shjga7 | t5_2to41 | 144 | lowly_teammate: TIFU by not knowing what my teammates make
Where I work there's a list of what everyone's paid and availabile positions on the company's intranet. I have purposely not looked at what my teammates make. Some of them have been there a lot longer than me, and I know they're probably paid more. Figured I wo... | 4 | 36 | |
1643684751 | 1643686562 | t3_shkcx5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Consistent-Remove-24: TIFU by going hiking in the desert in the middle of summer.
This took place in June 2021. I (21f) went to Utah (and other western states) with one of my best friends (20f) this summer and we went hiking at various state and National parks in the area.
It is important to note that I am from a hum... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1643685654 | 1643689050 | t3_shknv2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | CommonSand5: TIFU by Accidentally Typing Something Stupid in my Highschool Elective notes
This isn’t a huge FU but it was funny so I thought I would share it.
The title explains itself, as I was submitting my highschool electives, I was given the option the write a note on the elective choices I made. (To those who ma... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1643688270 | 1643694010 | t3_shlk4l | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By Shooting My Load Onto My College Midterm Assignment and then Turning it in.
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ran-Us: A disgusting aashole would do that
EnvironmentalHat8818: You have no fucking clue my dude.
I was supposed to die in combat.
The only reason im here to talk about it is bc i bitched out.
ran-Us: Fight or flig... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1643689816 | 1643907128 | t3_shm2a6 | t5_2to41 | 241 | Weak_Option: TIFU by shitting during a zoom call
So im in my class rn on zoom and i suddenly really had to shit like i was gonna shit my pants. So i got up and grabbed my laptop so i wouldnt miss anything and i went to the bathroom. I started shitting my guts out. Like spraying shit like a fire hydrant it was bad. And ... | 8 | 30.125 | |
1643693620 | 1643704893 | t3_shn8jh | t5_2to41 | 1,049 | Rain_Man71: TIFU by finding a dead body on my morning run.
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partnerincrime_: Why did the responder tell you to move the body?? Never touch a body before some paramedics are there especially if you found the body outside and _behind_ a bench.
Obviously not blaming OP for this. It was just the first thing that ... | 8 | 131.125 | |
1643696192 | 1643796260 | t3_shnzfc | t5_2to41 | 132 | [deleted]: TIFU by wetting my one night stands bed
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ADG211: Yo that decision to stay and fall back asleep is a real gangster move. I'm just putting myself in your situation and since first minute I was thinking "get dressed and disappear forever"
HODLFFS: Lmao I couldn't go out like that I had to see it thoro... | 6 | 22 | |
1643698936 | 1643711973 | t3_shoqyq | t5_2to41 | 17 | Naz_the_punk: TIFU by accidentally roundhouse kicking my boxing coach in the balls
So this happened about a week and a half ago and I still feel so bad, this is probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever done.
For context im a trans guy who looks very feminine so I often just say in a female for safety purposes, I... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1643700817 | 1643742797 | t3_shp8w1 | t5_2to41 | 7,266 | prpl_grn_timemachine: TIFU by looking through my girlfriends phone
This was actually a week ago. But I’m lying in bed tonight unable to sleep because I still don’t know how to bring up what I saw. So my girlfriend and I have had a pretty awesome relationship thus far (or so I thought). We generally have awesome communi... | 16 | 454.125 | |
1643701897 | 1643717103 | t3_shpip1 | t5_2to41 | 105 | Brokethebed32: TIFU by literally breaking the bed
This fuck up happened today so it fits the sub perfectly. My lovely boyfriend bless his heart and I were having sex and we have been for the past little while on my bed, which she has been very hardy over my entire lifetime, decided to give way straight after we were do... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1643705465 | 1644057648 | t3_shqe72 | t5_2to41 | 1,609 | twosauced1115: TIFU by taking too much edibles on my flight
This is ongoing and I am currently pacing in my hotel ro.
4.5 hour flight to Las Vegas for a work trip. I smoke regularly but don’t do a lot of edibles. I had a 225mg chocolate bar from a dispensary and took it on the plane with me. Typically about 30mg will... | 8 | 201.125 | |
1643706582 | 1643714077 | t3_shqnpz | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheOceansHaveOrgans: TIFU by accidentally stalking a guy and his friends
I moved to a school in a new country last school year with a month of two to go (mostly online) so I didn’t meet many new people. One person I met was a guy X while was a senior (I thought he was a sophomore like me). He talked to me over insta a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1643716848 | 1643729236 | t3_shtcg2 | t5_2to41 | 1,848 | PapaShmeat6969: TIFU by spying on my suspicious girlfriend
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rgar1981: Drive away and leave her forever.
Cheshire_Jester: This is my recommendation. First off, this has nothing to do with you and everything to do with her. Don’t blame yourself.
But what I would do is cut her out completely. Take off, block ... | 8 | 231 | |
1643716694 | 1643718371 | t3_shtaeh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: If I was at a strip club with 20 guys and one left and didn’t come back for 2 hrs I wouldn’t even notice. It’s probably more that you were quiet. I mean how much time did you spend talking with others?
I do think you’re maybe making a bigger deal out of it than it real... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1643718985 | 1643719946 | t3_shtyxs | t5_2to41 | 10 | Disastrous-Arm4525: TIFU by trying to slap my girlfriend's ass.
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iaalaughlin: Duplicate of /r/tifu/comments/sgwliq/tifu_by_trying_to_slap_my_girlfriends_ass/
Jameschoral: It was first posted 6 years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3dsyyh/tifu_by_trying_to_slap_my_new_gfs_ass/
iaalaughlin: Thanks!
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1643720792 | 1643724920 | t3_shuiwb | t5_2to41 | 10 | MercilessIdiot: TIFU by telling a friend the truth about one of his favorite bands
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MercilessIdiot: You couldn't be less wrong.
[deleted]: Thanks i guess. Unless you meant more wrong.
MercilessIdiot: No, i meant you're absofuckinglutely right 😂
[deleted]: Ah lmao
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1643723029 | 1643740219 | t3_shv9e3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | candelelf: TIFU by not hiding our sex toys in our common bathroom
I and my bf use adult toys sometimes (lets admit who doesn’t) and I wash and clean them in the common bathroom of our house because the one next to our bedroom is too small to let them dry. We were cautious for hiding our toys, I mean when we expect gues... | 4 | 5 | |
1643722702 | 1643784143 | t3_shv52s | t5_2to41 | 18,754 | Hairymf69: TIFU by disgusting my gf after having reversed 69
Throwaway because of not seeing the end of this by my friends.
This actually happened 9 years ago when I was just with my gf.
We (me 29m and gf 27f) were together for at least a few months at the time. She never had any sexual experience prior to dating me... | 16 | 1,172.125 | |
1643724942 | 1643725997 | t3_shvz41 | t5_2to41 | 59 | HellFollow: TIFU by misplacing my laptop during a virtual appointment
Obligatory this was yesterday but I am at work and decided to post here on Reddit for the first time
So yesterday I had a virtual appointment with my doctor, I have been going through anxiety and panic attacks over the last year so most of the time... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1643727351 | 1643730150 | t3_shwv3d | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with ex girlfriend's friend and then getting back together. Loosing a 8 year old friendship.
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HailToTheQueen7: I bet the friend wanted to bang your ex
CollegeZach: Yup!
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1643727793 | 1643731212 | t3_shx1hu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU because I stopped wearing bras as they are so uncomfortable (and screw the patriarchy lol). Today we’re working out in a swamp and I wore a white tank top. It started raining. My male coworkers don’t seem to mind.
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Cap_Mundane: You need some counseling miss, probably marriage counseling as well... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1643728970 | 1643734308 | t3_shxhtx | t5_2to41 | 53 | W3lshman: TIFU by testing our new two way radios.
After months of begging we finally got some new two ways. But they got us super cheap off brand ones. So this morning another guy and I went out to see how well they worked from different parts of our lot and between various buildings. The new two ways squawk after y... | 7 | 7.571429 | |
1643728787 | 1643796266 | t3_shxf70 | t5_2to41 | 304 | dannyboyy14: TIFU by losing my best friend and him blocking my number
As the title says. My best friend cut ties with me this Morning. I have known him for 12 years and its over now.
It started a couple weeks ago. He had his 31st birthday but I had projects at work to complete so i had to work 12 hours of OT on Saturd... | 8 | 38 | |
1643729293 | 1643729736 | t3_shxm1g | t5_2to41 | 53 | hankscrpio: TIFU by shaving my moustache
Obligatory, this didn't happen today but previously. It was my average semi-weekly shave, the usual 5 minute job. I use an electric razor to shave my face and then a normal razor and shaving cream to finish up - the electric doesn't quite get my face as smooth as I'd like. Follo... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1643729746 | 1643737727 | t3_shxs4s | t5_2to41 | 81 | TheUnluckyKid: TIFU by messing with what I thought was a scam call center
So, this happened just a couple months ago. I just saw an ask reddit post asking "who can just fuck off?" and someone replied with call center scammers and it motivated me to share my terrible experience with a call center.
Ever since I was youn... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1643734205 | 1643752150 | t3_shzi1h | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU eating at Taco Bell
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Cap_Mundane: Vegan but eats cheese and thinks there's no cross contamination of non vegan products at Bell lol.
Chafgha: While I agree with the sentiment that no one should assume there is no cross contamination, i mean i constantly find tomato and lettuce in my quesadilla.... | 10 | 3.2 | |
1643737586 | 1643744853 | t3_si0uxu | t5_2to41 | 33 | klaven84: TIFU by buying my wife some tea
After dropping my daughter off at school, I thought I would do the sweet thing and pick up some tea/coffee for my wife and myself. The small coffee shop I visited has a special tea that takes about 10 minutes to make. I also order coffee cake and a blueberry muffin. I stack her... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1643737725 | 1643769566 | t3_si0ws7 | t5_2to41 | 61 | likwid23: TIFU by following an unknown Chinese woman into crypto mining and loosing a lot of money
This happened due the past month and escalated last week.
It was the end of the last year, when I established a contact to a Chinese woman during Facebook dating. We started chatting via WhatsApp and she told me she is ... | 9 | 6.777778 | |
1643738025 | 1643773423 | t3_si10x6 | t5_2to41 | 8,861 | F_is_for_Frank: TIFU by not asking my gf to quit her job
My girlfriend (22F) has been working under a "bad boss" who basically forces all his staff to work overtime and on weekends. Since this is a fixed salary job, they usually get no overtime or extra pay for putting in the extra hours. Whenever they request holidays... | 11 | 805.545455 | |
1643739665 | 1643766422 | t3_si1ocp | t5_2to41 | 36,586 | quietlyashamed2022: TIFU by sleeping with my mom's best friend.
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RelaxedErection: Thats the second vagina you shared with your dad.
pitter-patter1313: Mic drop.
ihatedisney: And Greg too
Edit: Bull shit application of Rule #3 to take this down. He got caught fucking Greg’s wife and it bit him in the ass. Shou... | 12 | 3,048.833333 | |
1643742600 | 1643750134 | t3_si2u90 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ubersmitty: Boohoo dude. What the fuck... she confides in you to help her with something she's embarrassed and worried about, and all you can think about is "great now i can't cum". Man the fuck up. "Oh no my dick wont get hard cause my wife told me she has a hemorrhoids😭😭"
S... | 9 | 4.888889 | |
1643743046 | 1643746245 | t3_si30kj | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Tomolo208: I mean that's gonna take some time to heal.
Tomolo208: I don't think this a relationship ender btw.
hecven: It’s not a relationship ender for *you*. Plenty of people have ended a relationship for this very thing.
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1643742981 | 1643776732 | t3_si2zor | t5_2to41 | 18 | tropicalchicagoan: TIFU being a covid idiot
TIFU majorly.
I am 32 and live in a major US metropolis. Around 5 days ago, I took an at home self covid test and tested positive. I hadn't left my house as I didn't want to infect others however I wanted a PCR test.
So today I went through the drive through at CVS to tak... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1643742638 | 1643749568 | t3_si2utn | t5_2to41 | 26 | KarmicSubwoofer: TIFU by letting my friend know he is free to have intercourse with me while having a dildo up my bum
All throughout last week, I've been through some sort of heat in which my mind wasn't focused on anything else but thinking about Ds in my Bs.
Yesterday, during the day, I was talking with a close frie... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1643743515 | 1643750284 | t3_si37ca | t5_2to41 | 186 | KateB12: TIFU by Almost Flipping my Car Going 10MPH (Picture)
This happened yesterday morning at 6am. After gathering my work things and a quick breakfast of cereal in a to-go cup, I get in my car and head to work. Now two block away from my house I stop at a 'STOP' sign, turn on my turn signal, and turn left up a slig... | 5 | 37.2 | |
1643743434 | 1643846565 | t3_si369j | t5_2to41 | 479 | Hairy-Dick-And-Ass: TIFU by missing my exit and getting trapped in a different country.
TL;DR: I was tired and trusted my GPS and I missed my exit, which happened to be the last exit in the U.S. I didn’t bring my passport, and border patrol just let me into Mexico and now Im being denied entry back into the U.S.
EDIT... | 12 | 39.916667 | |
1643742732 | 1643776109 | t3_si2w4z | t5_2to41 | 347 | verbalpainting: TIFU by opening and pouring out all the chicken stock in the house
This was a couple weeks ago, but my husband and I still laugh so here we go.
Because it’s cold, I decided I was going to make potato soup for the family. It’s a super easy dump recipe for the crockpot and from what I remembered was in ... | 5 | 69.4 | |
1643747202 | 1643747876 | t3_si4nul | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with a long time friend
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MSGRiley: So... still too drunk to have sex, but you drove home anyway?
AdministrationOk703: I ended up just getting an uber. All good lol probably should've mentioned that
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1643747692 | 1643750476 | t3_si4ur0 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by telling a student to enjoy a funeral
This literally just happened.
I was working on Qualitative Graphs with my students in Algebra 1 and have a packet due Friday. At the end of class one of my students approaches me with a half-finished packet, asking if she can turn it in now because she... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1643749129 | 1643750472 | t3_si5fhw | t5_2to41 | 16 | JackfruitLonely1493: TIFU by losing my(22M)best friend
(Mandatory this didn't happen today)
This happened almost a year ago
So It had been a couple months dating my now girlfriend who I absolutely love. And my friend and I were texting eachother on sc about something. Don't really remember what. A little backstory, I... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1628810419 | 1643751702 | t3_p3be4g | t5_2to41 | 18 | MadMcCaffrey: TIFU by playing a game of fetch at the local pool
So this happened some time ago and I was just kindly reminded by one of my old pals. Awhile ago me and the boys decided to go to the local pool to cool down in the hot sun. Things were going great and we were having a good time. However, we were getting al... | 3 | 6 | |
1643751403 | 1643759569 | t3_si6cwg | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CoolBeansMan9: YOU WERE ON A BREAK!
CranberryBrandy: But the same night practically just doesn’t feel ok I feel sick but thank you you guys are helping ease my heart
AZPoochie: Sorry to be the dick here, but why are we here to ease your heart? You fucked up. Well, not really... He... | 13 | 2.692308 | |
1643755208 | 1643832481 | t3_si7vjv | t5_2to41 | 34,048 | CaptainIncompetent33: TIFU by not taking a teenager's business idea seriously enough
About a year ago I was approached by a 16 year old kid on LinkedIn with an business idea he wanted me to work with him on I assumed a "for free until funding" basis (I'm a UX designer).
I thought it was weird to be randomly contacted... | 15 | 2,269.866667 | |
1643755194 | 1643755784 | t3_si7vd7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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maxbajan: Next time remember not to set things on fire that are not meant to be set on fire.
Edit: inside the house.
Careful_Composer_430: ill try that next time lol
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1643755903 | 1643846000 | t3_si8528 | t5_2to41 | 952 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying I wouldn’t care if GF died…
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moodersun: My dude u walked right into the trap
therealryanstev: What trap?
The obvious answer is "I'd be devastated, I don't know if I could go on without you."
A trap is something like "Which one of my friends would you have a threesome with if you cou... | 12 | 79.333333 | |
1643755685 | 1643856173 | t3_si823c | t5_2to41 | 23 | OldSkooler1212: TIFU by yelling at HR in an email
This happened more than a few years ago at a telecom I worked at as a developer. Anyone that worked in IT on the late 90's and early 2000's probably had company provided training at some point. The companies I worked for all seemed to like Learning Tree for training. Le... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1643758566 | 1643759197 | t3_si95ye | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Post history is like a blast back into puberty
dilsinapickle: Im very confused by OP's post history... One moment OP claims to be a 19F with boy troubles and then the next is a 30M with a wife
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1643760512 | 1643848432 | t3_si9vc9 | t5_2to41 | 1,241 | KnifeHandNovice: TIFU by macing my wife.
This actually just happened and we’re both still recovering.
I love spicy foods. I jokingly tell my wife it’s because I’m dead inside, and this helps me remember what being alive feels like. On the other hand, my wife can’t handle anything spicier than milk (only a slight exag... | 7 | 177.285714 | |
1643763647 | 1643813644 | t3_sib1bl | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU, using a face exfoliator on my junk
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AcrobaticSource3: > So apparently Penis’ and areas around
Why did you capitalize “Penis”? Did you name your penis “Penis”?
OkVolume1: Like naming your dog Dog.
DzikiJuzek: Or cat Cat
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1643764389 | 1643765254 | t3_sibbhi | t5_2to41 | 18 | mcove97: TIFU eating a pasta snack pot
So this just happened. I was feeling like having a snack, looked around in the cupboard. Found a pasta snack pot in there. Heated up the water in the kettle. Threw it in the pot, stirred, closed the lid.. waited 5 minutes like the directions said and stirred again.. watched an epi... | 3 | 6 | |
1643764381 | 1643766235 | t3_sibbdm | t5_2to41 | 21 | Knight0783: TIFU by dropping my new motorcycle
So this actually happened about 2 hours ago.
I finally decided to upgrade from my good old r6 I've had it for 7 years and it's great bike in amazing condition never dropped it once. So I look around online and find an absolutely mint low milage r1 for sale at local dealer... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1643767858 | 1643815935 | t3_sickpd | t5_2to41 | 11 | New_Ad4506: tifu by never realizing how screwed up I really am.
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thatstickerguy: You need a support group. Where are you located? I’ll see if I can find local (to you) resources.
You’re owning up to it, and that’s always the first step in changing. Have you seen “My Name is Earl”?
New_Ad4506: No I haven't. A... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1643768066 | 1643770801 | t3_sicnd1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Un111KnoWn: TIFU by standing line at a Mexican Restaurant
I was eating an early dinner at a Mexican Restaurant. I decided to try the Menudo (beef stomach in spicy soup) for the first time. Really delicious. I go back in line to order dessert. The couple in front of me takes a while to order.
They ask the cashier about... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1643768447 | 1643770390 | t3_sics81 | t5_2to41 | 170 | CecilBlight: TIFU by breaking a customer's toilet
I'm an apprentice service plumber in Dallas, Texas. Being a service plumber means that I'm on call for at least a week out of the month. Around 5 p.m. my plumber and I are wrapping up our last business hours call for the day. My phone dings saying that we have an after-... | 5 | 34 | |
1643768918 | 1643777862 | t3_sicy8h | t5_2to41 | 24 | throwitaway190290: TIFU by confusing Uncle Sam and Uncle Tom
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but has slowly been happening for the last two-ish months.
My finance’s name is Tom. We’re getting married soon and he’s starting to get closer with my family members. We went home for Christmas and he got to spend a lot... | 6 | 4 | |
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TyphoidMary234: To be honest there’s no fuck up on your end. You’re not beholden to anyone and if that’s her reaction she clearly needs help that you can not provide. You need to look after yourself.
Go get some therapy for what sounds like quite a traumatic experience.
grilledd... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1643773552 | 1643802907 | t3_siel70 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Swixx_y: TIFU by answering the door bricked up
Well. This happened about 2 hours ago and I’m only getting embarrassed about it now. I’m 18. And I have just arrived in a new city in order to attend university. I just moved into my new flat which I will be sharing with 2 more students who aren’t here for another week. So... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1643774816 | 1643899810 | t3_sif0sx | t5_2to41 | 420 | Grayfox198619: TIFU by glancing in the trash at my wife's house.
TLDR; I went to the bathroom at my (separated) wife's house. While I was peeing I looked over in the trash bin, one foot from the toilet and saw two used condoms.
About a year ago my wife told me she wanted to get a divorce. We had been having problems... | 13 | 32.307692 | |
1643776637 | 1643777345 | t3_sifmd0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | derpskywalker: TIFU by meowing.
Obligatory not today, but the other day. And yes- you heard me right- meowing.
This was after a long day of playing Pokemon with my siblings, so we were just sitting in the kitchen shooting the shit, talking to eachother, and generally hanging out. Sounds fun, right? Not for long. Whil... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1643776624 | 1643780125 | t3_sifm70 | t5_2to41 | 10 | theprodigy2: TIFU by getting drunk in my room.
So I am a 21 year old male, who is going to college and living with his parents. Anyway, last night I was feeling very down because of a girl, so I went to a liquor store and bought a case of beer and a bottle of whiskey. The thing is I had to drink in secrecy because my p... | 5 | 2 | |
1643777326 | 1643783098 | t3_siftwo | t5_2to41 | 15 | poetic_soul: TIFU by taking my friend to the movies.
SPOILERS AHEAD.
So, my friend has been having a rough time of it. Her mom recently passed, and it’s been tough on her. Today seemed like an especially rough day.
Hm, alright. Let’s do something fun! Get out of the house, get her mind on something fun. Oh you know... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1643777272 | 1643778702 | t3_siftbn | t5_2to41 | 8 | Scoutty_Drops: TIFU by possibly sharing my Reddit account with my employer
First off I deleted some more personal stuff off my account.
It dawned on me today that my employer can probably see my Reddit due to the company wifi network. We work in a small team of people and spend 24hrs at our shifts so it would be supe... | 4 | 2 | |
1643778580 | 1643779340 | t3_sig89v | t5_2to41 | 89 | Russian_lover1: TIFU by implanting my seed into a Fleshlight and not looking back.
Quarantine was a tragedy, I don't think my penis had ever been beaten so close to an inch of it's life so often, so midway I decided to buy a Fleshlight to vent my gross man juices.
God almighty this thing was my fucking savior. I used ... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1643781671 | 1643980068 | t3_sig9zm | t5_2to41 | 18 | LegendOmegaX: Then it makes even less sense for the dude to be upset with your honest answer??
arrouk: Sexist much?
LegendOmegaX: Hell no.
arrouk: The fact you think the gender of the people involved should change the feelings involved says otherwise.
News flash some people have standards that others lifestyle don't ... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1643778470 | 1643784236 | t3_sig72q | t5_2to41 | 8 | sexylassy: TIFU by not taking CEO Hulu / Uber sstock seriously
Inspired by a previous Redditor who posted earlier today.
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FU # 1
I was a senior in high school,17, and my class was chosen for a field trip to the CBS studios! An amazing experience and toured around SNL set and even met the CEO of Hulu. Her... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1643779175 | 1643812461 | t3_sigeog | t5_2to41 | 2,800 | flufflecloud: TIFU by convincing my Dr I'm into Kinky Shit
Not today, but several years ago I was on the hunt for a doctor who could solve the problem of me bleeding from my bum hole.
And not just bleeding. At one point I had a fever, and my digestion wasn't moving along normally. I often felt constipated despite havi... | 6 | 466.666667 | |
1643781623 | 1644363518 | t3_sih55v | t5_2to41 | 28 | throawaywi77: TIFU by accident my choking my girlfriend unconscious
Need some advice, AITA won’t let me post because it involves violence. I feel really bad and need some opinions
So me (20M) and my girlfriend (19F) have been dating for 3 years. We are pretty comfortable with each other, and overall a normal relations... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1643786143 | 1643833752 | t3_siidws | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking someone what their race was.
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AdhesiveHuman: You suck. Anti-semitism is not a joke.
MrVinceyVince: I don't see any anti-Semitism. Just stupidity, poor education, and terrible social skills
Lilitu9Tails: Pretty sure the boyfriend is anti-Semitic- who else describes themselves as Aryan?... | 25 | 1.92 | |
1643787764 | 1643829651 | t3_siit7f | t5_2to41 | 126 | caranpaima: TIFU for not trusting my instincts on a road trip to hell and back
TIFU for not trusting my instincts on a road trip to hell and back
Not today, but exactly a year ago. First, I should explain that I work in forestry. Mostly it involves tree plantation and forest restoration. A big part of my job invol... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1643791096 | 1643854801 | t3_sijozb | t5_2to41 | 11,478 | libitinaelixir: TIFU by friend zoning the guy I really liked!
| (f17) have kinda been obsessed with this guy (m18) for a while now and I'm pretty sure he was into me because of the fact his mates kept telling my mates he liked me. So I was gonna shoot my shot, you know?
Today after I've finished studying I like invite... | 9 | 1,275.333333 | |
1643791761 | 1643818335 | t3_sijv1v | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Disastrous_Bug_NSFW: which countries where involved?
warrkrack: Russia China and America somehow
jsveiga: Which one was the trash truck driver?
DzikiJuzek: It was black asian with ginger hair ,sky blue eyes speaking in hispanic and maori tattoos.
jsveiga: who identified as a palm ... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1643792709 | 1643793254 | t3_sik42y | t5_2to41 | 14 | HorseLover9801: TIFU with coke and mentos [NSFW]
So I wound up going shopping today, and knowing I was gonna take a nice hot shower tonight, I had a decidedly bad idea. I've always been the adventurous type, and while I don't mind a little presure, I forgot just how much a 2 litre can spray. Started off like any normal... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1643801148 | 1643835193 | t3_simcv6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not putting a word in a test thinking it was wrong.... And I failed the exam because of that
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kipha01: Failure is how we learn
errol_timo_malcom: Unless it’s “failure to study”
kipha01: No, what should you learn by failing to study? That you should study.
errol_timo_malcom: So, studying is h... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1643802554 | 1643819278 | t3_simr42 | t5_2to41 | 11,817 | 35_f_Sheffield: TIFU by leaving my headlights on while getting busy in the back of the car
This happened last night. I drove to a nearby town to see a regular hook-up as we both needed some stress relief. We decided to explore our risky public kink by parking in a dark corner of a superstore car park [every little help... | 12 | 984.75 | |
1643807337 | 1643823218 | t3_sioakq | t5_2to41 | 663 | molalgae: TIFU by thinking a random girl on the street was my sister
Today i had a fight with my sister about who was going to the market to buy supplies
I lost the fight so i went and while returning i saw a girl that passed a bearing resemblance to my sister. Naturally I wanted to piss her of so i approach her and ... | 4 | 165.75 | |
1643810255 | 1643812237 | t3_sipchs | t5_2to41 | 6 | rahulkshk22: Tifu by accidentally showing a nude to my friend (f)
So this happened yesterday. I came back from a work - vacation trip to the hills. Thought of catching up with a good friend of mine who lives in the same locality so we decided to meet for a brief period outside. As I was telling her of the things we did... | 3 | 2 | |
1643811755 | 1643841112 | t3_sipwld | t5_2to41 | 4,836 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FreeBlumpkinPie: Alright, kinda embarrassing because I guess I fell for this scam but nothing happened.
So a couple years ago I got woken up in the morning by one of these calls. In my still half asleep state I started panicking when I heard the IRS is investigating me for fraud... | 10 | 483.6 | |
1643813310 | 1643815949 | t3_siqgiu | t5_2to41 | 17 | Abies-Tiny: TIFU by throwing my credit card info on an obvious scam website
Obligatory this happened a couple days ago and I’m on mobile.
Some background info, first. My boyfriend and I moved in together last August. My mom has been on me to change my mailing address for a couple months now so that she won’t have to s... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1643820313 | 1643861408 | t3_sitaef | t5_2to41 | 2,473 | bubble_tea_93: TIFU by flirting with my co-worker
This FU happened last night.
I have been on bumble since about October now, and 90% of the time when I match with a guy there's no connection.
Well, last night I matched with this really cute guy and we hit it off! Great right?
We are both software engineers and so ... | 10 | 247.3 | |
1643821143 | 1643823840 | t3_sitmw5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | HomieDucky: TIFU by missing signals from this girl.
Meant to post this the day of. So on Saturday, I went to the bar with 2 buddies, and we chose to sit at the bar table were the bartenders are at. I end up getting a really great buzz and felt mad chill. I'm there sitting staring straight at the different alcohol bottl... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1643821572 | 1643830439 | t3_situ01 | t5_2to41 | 24 | bigwillyhaver98: TIFU by running a command on my mac
TIFU by using a command I found on Reddit
So, I saw a command on Reddit that can be used on Linux and since can Mac use the same commands I figured I’d try it.
Big mistake.
I thought it would do something trolly not what it did do.
The command was sudo rm -rf, ... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1643821875 | 1643823795 | t3_sityr6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | throwawaynutter25: TIFU by blowing up a bathroom after asking a girl on a date.
Not today but I listened to a podcast and I was inspired to share.
Working at a bar on a Sunday, I’m bartending, 2 girls are serving on the floor. There’s a downstairs bar that’s bigger, we were at the upstairs bar that’s a little cozier a... | 4 | 5 | |
1643822736 | 1643840811 | t3_siuc06 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my nurse my incorrect weight.
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KB7470: Lol they ask you instead of weighing you???
Ocean_Spice: At the last appointment I had to go to they weighed me and then still asked me for my weight after.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1643826230 | 1643868993 | t3_sivtys | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Darkrain0629: Dude I'm gonna take this with a grain of salt here but like... why not a plunger man?
N7moob: People panic when toilets start to overflow, lol. The OP’s story sounds a bit fishy in places, but I had a similar one with a friend while on vacation. He took a dump in t... | 6 | 12.333333 | |
1643826804 | 1643828322 | t3_siw2b9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Creinium13: They are likely looking for explosives.
Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it would be to bust every single person that had a tiny bit of weed on them?
Might as well deplane directly into a prison bus and get interrogated.
Right after 9/11 I flew out of sta... | 5 | 4 | |
1643826712 | 1643942301 | t3_siw0zh | t5_2to41 | 103 | donkysauce: TIFU by destroying my hair for years
A recently revelation and culmination of 25 years of me being an idiot.
Very beauty focused, but it took me until my mid twenties to realize just how much you need to be using heat protectant on your hair. For some reason, I felt like my hair didn’t need it because it ... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1643827205 | 1643829799 | t3_siw872 | t5_2to41 | 5 | zachalicious: TIFU by being too casual about an estate sale
This happened last week and this past weekend. I don't always check the estate sale listings in my area, but I happened to be looking through them last week, and one caught my eye. It was listed as a bachelor pad in a very expensive neighborhood, so I looked t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1643828373 | 1643829835 | t3_siwq09 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ireallylikeducks99: If the person shares it, file a copyright claim!
For real though, most of the time, the person won't actually do anything because once they do they can't make any money off you. If they do send it, who really cares? If your friends ask about it just tell them w... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1643828700 | 1643829574 | t3_siwvho | t5_2to41 | 7 | Trisstaa: TIFU by buying a $300 Arcade Fighting Stick and now I'm as bad as a kindergartner
I have been a long time fan of fighting games like Street Fighter, Tekken, Guilty Gear, and Soul Calibur. Well, the Steam Lunar New Year sale was on and I thought.. THIS IS MY TIME! I excitedly bought all the fighting games I ha... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1643826273 | 1643854424 | t3_sivul9 | t5_2to41 | 167 | Slash_Raptor92: TIFU by almost burning down my workplace
I'm on mobile, so I apologize in advance for any errors. I work at a liquidation auction warehouse, and am now taking a short break to post while the incident is fresh in my mind.
I was going through the process of getting the pictures and info about an item bef... | 6 | 27.833333 | |
1643829188 | 1643831020 | t3_six2xw | t5_2to41 | 59 | ajmata: TIFU by assuming a guy needed money
A few months ago.
I stopped by harbor freight to buy sandpaper. Im parking I see an guy in a wheelchair. Young mid 20s. Not directly in front, but on the store sidewalk. As Im entering the store I glance at him again. The whole time Im in the store, I cant stop picturing ... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1643830152 | 1643834431 | t3_sixhlw | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving dogs some treats
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[deleted]: It's pretty irresponsible to allow a known aggressor into the common area. Just like people, violent animals should be segregated.
devill_chann: That’s true, but I can’t do anything for it. If the boss wants them to stay together, then they stay together. ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1643830735 | 1644155543 | t3_sixqk2 | t5_2to41 | 49 | WangsLung: TIFU vomiting on a random teenager
This happened a few years ago. When I was pregnant, I had pretty bad morning sickness. We’re talking dry heaving every day for 9 months. I still had to travel across the country for my company’s annual sales conference, and my flight was eeeeearly. On my way walking to my t... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1643831903 | 1643865862 | t3_siy85n | t5_2to41 | 72 | upsidedowninsideout1: TIFU by finding “woods porn”
*(I’ll come clean…this isn’t really a fuckup, just a fun tale of a formative Gen-x/elder millennial experience )*
So it’s summer in the early 90s. I’m an awkward nervous nerdy boy, having recently discovered the amazing world of girls, my penis, and stuff beyond bas... | 4 | 18 | |
1643833450 | 1644066097 | t3_siyvqx | t5_2to41 | 75,413 | fishyfishoh: TIFU by obliterating my wife's fish.
Happened last night.
Wife's 8 year old very large goldfish was passing away. Had dropsy, was suffering, and was on the verge of death. Wife and I looked into the symptoms and there was practically no hope of him making a recovery, so she asked me to euthanize him. ... | 19 | 3,969.105263 | |
1643833666 | 1643834056 | t3_siyyy5 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing a rap concert
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drnapls: Why block out the name if it was a famous person?
yohosse: I thought it would make the story juicy and slightly suspenseful .
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