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1643841362 | 1643849700 | t3_sj0ujj | t5_2to41 | -18 | throwaway_sishamster: You kill a fly, no big deal.
You eat animals that have been killed., no big deal.
Your grandma kills a turkey for thanksgiving, no biggies.
I kill an old sick hamster, i didnt even want in the first place, because it would be the best for both of us, and im a sociopatic monster who needs therap... | 9 | -2 | |
1643838370 | 1643900192 | t3_sj0wew | t5_2to41 | 14 | CautiousJunket1241: TIFU by doing a hand job to a guy and his cousin at the same time
We were at the end of a great party;
this guy and I have kissed before at one of those parties but it was all good. His cousin and I are having this chemistry and at the end of the party; he, the cousin and I stayed watching a horror ... | 16 | 0.875 | |
1643839572 | 1643841582 | t3_sj1ek0 | t5_2to41 | 73 | Thy_Crow: TIFU by killing my friends hamster
Not from today but from a few years ago actually.
My friend did a slumber party for her birthday (we were around 10 years old). Her, a couple other kids and i, got to see her adorable 2 years old hamster. Now because she got this hamster on her 8th birthday, she was celebr... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1643839666 | 1643846302 | t3_sj1fwz | t5_2to41 | 4 | MotorCity9317: TIFU when I unintentionally made her wait 20 minutes in the lobby
I (20M) have been "talking" to an older woman (24F) for a few weeks now, and today we planned to hangout at my place. She got here earlier than I thought she would and I woke up late up late, so I tried to clean up as fast as possible and ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1643841042 | 1643865318 | t3_sj2016 | t5_2to41 | 150 | trippster0712: TIFU By taking a nap
Had covid last week and hadn't been feeling well today so I decided to take a nap. Boy was that a bad idea. I had just got off the phone with my mom who I thought was coming over at 4 it's 315 so I figured i'll take a nap til 345 and wake up feeling much better. Wrong
Somewhere al... | 5 | 30 | |
1643841566 | 1643842115 | t3_sj27u1 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming my boyfriend is honest with me
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javer1286: Your boyfriend sounds pretty funny. You sound a bit uptight. IMO.
selmi-chan: He really is - and we had a great laugh together, I am clearly joking.
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1643842486 | 1643843344 | t3_sj2lff | t5_2to41 | 4 | thisisathrowaway313: TIFU By Thinking I Could Do Door-To-Door
The past two months I've been doing door to door lead generation. The company I work for is amazing and I love everyone there. I quit my job as a manager in hopes to get more money. I am starting my own business and it's in the prototyping phase, so I wanted... | 4 | 1 | |
1643837561 | 1643871424 | t3_sj0k1b | t5_2to41 | 37 | strider2020: TIFU by asking if my dead grandfather would be hit with a shovel
Surprisingly enough this did not happen today, but rather around 12 years ago. I was 8ish at the time and didn't Reddit, forgive me.
My grandfather had recently passed away at the time, so I had to go to his funeral. It was my first funeral... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1643847394 | 1643848115 | t3_sj4i4m | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending money to a stranger due to my horniness
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WallyDynamite: I, too, took 18ish years to figure out that when my dad gave me the advice of “Always go with your first mind” he was secretly telling me not to think with the smaller head.
That said, I have a strict rule of never paying for ... | 4 | 10 | |
1643847682 | 1643848007 | t3_sj4m3s | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by hitting a child in the face
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just_that_one_guy_55: I see earths future is in good hands… golden glove hands even
books_and_bands: Yup. If you can't tell I'm the best of the best.
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1643847698 | 1643855588 | t3_sj4mbi | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my gut and not carrying change into a mcdonalds
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Skurwycyn: Epic TIFU. Could have been a lot worse though and you got away with it so no worries.
Erebosyeet: I was so scared for quite a bit there might have been camera footage or whatever.
Skurwycyn: Pretty sure it's illegal... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1643849138 | 1643970769 | t3_sj55p0 | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking a discord invite link to a CP server
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CheckOutDisMuthaFuka:
>wanted to see if it was real
Fucking why though? I have no sympathy whatsoever simply because of this statement. What the hell was your plan if it was real?
You can't claim innocence while at the same time saying yo... | 7 | 14.285714 | |
1643850878 | 1643856176 | t3_sj59k6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | DeviatioNation: A mentally capable patient denies a test, under no circumstances should you proceed to administer said test.
Best-Hour-6073: Actually, we will have security restrain the patient if that's what it takes. Nursing homes just won't take them until they have a negative covid test. It's the way things are. So... | 7 | 2 | |
1643849946 | 1643866859 | t3_sj5gdz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Careless-Buddy4330: TIFU by forgetting my 6 year olds Birthday.
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Lordofthedangus: Hang in there, Mom. Just because you feel like a POS doesnt mean u are. Usually means the opposite. Dont let your stress spread to them. Make the day as happy as u can and if u missed the day just celebrate tomorrow. Dollar store... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1643851239 | 1643857061 | t3_sj5xok | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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trollking66: if your gonna party...this is why the cost of a hotel room is not so bad.
[deleted]: My first encounter with someone who can’t hold their liquor 🙄 smh
crazysoapboxidiot: First so far
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1643852728 | 1643857580 | t3_sj6grs | t5_2to41 | 35 | JoshTee123: TIFU by dropping my vape while in the bathroom
I was in a stall at work, and decided it would be a good time to take a couple rips off of my vape.
I dug into my pocket, which was in my pants that were down around my ankles. The awkward angle caused me to drop the vape...
Not a big deal on its own, but th... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1643852340 | 1643908205 | t3_sj6by6 | t5_2to41 | 87 | RepulsivePage5253: TIFU
Today is my husband's birthday. I bought an apple crumble pie (his favorite) that just needed to bake in the oven for 60 minutes, then put the crumble on top and bake for another 10 minutes. Easy enough.
I let it sit for 30 minutes, got everyone (kids and spouse) together in the kitchen, ... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1643854567 | 1643856560 | t3_sj74kt | t5_2to41 | 45 | elephant19876: TIFU by using Siri to text
So I was talking to this guy I met on bumble. We had been talking for a couple weeks, everything was going really well. He would be sure to send me good morning/ good night texts. We had a lot in common and were planning on meeting up this weekend to go on our first date. Well ... | 5 | 9 | |
1643855447 | 1643917086 | t3_sj7g3k | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU having the best night of my life
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H2Bruh: I was gonna call bs. But since you said you where from Stockholm and knowing my own friend circles and what they've done I can definetly belive this.
AcrobaticSource3: Never has a comment made me want to move to Stockholm more than yours
H2Bruh: I don't... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1643857504 | 1643937164 | t3_sj85rc | t5_2to41 | 5,629 | Elunoir: TIFU By Being A Woman
For some background before we get into the nitty-gritty of it, I'd like to disclose some info, I, 21 F work at a research institute. At our institute for whatever reason, the design of most rooms is very open concept, organic, and uses white as the primary coloring for tables and furnitur... | 11 | 511.727273 | |
1643858905 | 1643868951 | t3_sj8mtm | t5_2to41 | 30 | Striking-Spirit-8740: TIFU by using a cringe pick up line.
I (13m) have a crush on a girl at school (13f) ever since I saw her. I’ve been pretty nervous to ask her out, but I woke up today and decided that I would do it.
Fast forward to recess. I’m nervous as I don’t have any cool pick up lines. I ask my friend (13m)... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1643858361 | 1643929385 | t3_sj8gdk | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by quitting 2 days after having COVID
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scatman2397: Though it may have been nice for the pay, don’t regret it. You deserve the most
Final-Sky-2757: Thank you for your words :)
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1643862513 | 1643896092 | t3_sj9umo | t5_2to41 | 8 | Define_Denis: TIFU by cursing in a presentation and nearly getting suspended.
I'm an eighth-grader and was assigned a group project in Social Studies. Act out a debate between Loyalists and Patriots, pretty easy right? It was, we got through the slides well, they looked good, but this teacher always wanted us to do a v... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1643862366 | 1643872788 | t3_sj9sv1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Crazypasta94: TIFU By having sex with my best friend
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PrincessShade: You have to create a transactional “ritual” to remedy the situation, it’s could just be symbolic to you but it will help restore the friendship and act as a liminal passage to the next stage of your twos relationship.
I’d recommend that you ... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1643863735 | 1643864118 | t3_sja8na | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SnooPets9777: First of all your dad saying that is kinda messed up
Superwholock121: Dude idk wouldn’t you be disappointed too? I totally deserved that imo
SnooPets9777: I’d be disappointed but I wouldn’t go out of my way to tell my daughter I don’t want to talk to her. He was tryi... | 4 | 6 | |
1643864515 | 1643919709 | t3_sjahwl | t5_2to41 | 79 | Bivrip89: TIFU by making a snapchat account
Let me begin by explaining, I'm not the most tech savvy, and am very conservative in real life. However, my recent online explorations got me curious. And its been a slow day at work, so I decided to make a snapchat for the sole purpose of continuing these explorations. A... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1643865584 | 1643933291 | t3_sjauh4 | t5_2to41 | 1,151 | wertyuio267: TIFU by pulling out.
This happened this morning and we're still having a solid chuckle about it.
So last night I slept at my girlfriend's house after date night and as we hadn't seen each other in awhile, she was giving me all the signs we were in for a good night. I ended up having a few too many cockta... | 6 | 191.833333 | |
1643866615 | 1643884325 | t3_sjb6fs | t5_2to41 | 201 | JINGJINGLIKESMEAT: TIFU by hurting my bully
Here's some context about me: Male, 14, and I box
Here's some context about my bully: Female, 15, and is 3 inches taller than me
She's been my bully for around 3 years. It's annoying me and bothering me to the point where I cant focus on anything anymore, because I can o... | 9 | 22.333333 | |
1643868952 | 1643869767 | t3_sjbvw3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not asking the front desk at the gym about parking validation time.
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Zlifbar: My dude, if this is what constitutes a fuck up in your life please count your blessings and continue your bubble-wrapped life
Lazysquirrel27: Going to take that in the best but sir I gotta ask, have you been throug... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1643871280 | 1643873011 | t3_sjcjhz | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU for holding a grudge against a guy who led me on
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MissChocolateCHIP: How do you know him and his girlfriend broke up two months later if he rejected you on social media? 🤔🤔
Educational-Let-1027: Mutual friends told me
MissChocolateCHIP: Ok, that makes sense. Look, this happened a year ago. I ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1643873060 | 1643876577 | t3_sjd1dw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Whitetrashjoe: Sounds like he’s kinda shitty tbh
buckyspunisher: i think he meant to reply to my text but just forgot 😐 when he gets busy he doesn’t reply to my texts but since i saw him on SM i assumed he wasn’t busy
Whitetrashjoe: My woman gets a response or message before anyo... | 9 | 0.666667 | |
1643875769 | 1643928110 | t3_sjdrl9 | t5_2to41 | 9,013 | SalmonYumi: TIFU by buying a sex toy
Im 20, I’ve had 4 exs but never had sex with any of them so I’m still very much a virgin. But this didn’t mean they were getting blue balled. I was usually the horny one, the one who initiated everything in the relationship so when i broke up with my last boyfriend, I kind of crave... | 23 | 391.869565 | |
1643876684 | 1643884471 | t3_sjdzwe | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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itsShadowWolf: Go back and apologise, that's the only thing you can do
Tlk2000: She blocked me from everywhere, doesn’t want me to see her or talk to her… I want to go apologize, but I guess I’ll have to wait for that. Thanks bro.
Coldlog1k: Time to have some flowers delivered. It... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1643877482 | 1643878748 | t3_sje732 | t5_2to41 | 20 | lgbt14: Tifu by looking at my hospital band
Ok so I (15f) had gotten cancer at 10 years old so I collected all my hospital bands just like a sovernear but today like 20 minutes ago before I had to go to bed I went to my mons room to say goodnight and in the corner of my eye I see a hospital wrist band I grab it and it ... | 17 | 1.176471 | |
1643882362 | 1643897878 | t3_sjff5j | t5_2to41 | 97 | Elvishgirl: TIFU by leaving a wrapper inside my new air purifiers
I have a few friends who are pretty badly allergic to cats, and I also have a few(two, but one is super floofy) cats. The partner I live with also has a cat. All fully indoors, friendly and spoiled. Figured it was time to set up some air purifiers in the... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1643890388 | 1643891839 | t3_sjhp07 | t5_2to41 | 29 | LintuLife: TIFU by Almost Losing My Left Ear While Drunk
Obligatory caveat: This happened about 6 months ago and I wrote this post the same day. For some reason I never posted it, but here it is.
One of my friends turned 20 yesterday, so naturally we went out drinking to the beach. We were a group of about eight peopl... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1643892710 | 1643895128 | t3_sjiens | t5_2to41 | 3 | ishouldgotosleep2: Tifu by being caught smoking by a teacher
I’m 18(so it was legal) i know smoking is bad and i rarely smoke, but i had a hard day today and i was relaxing outside where everyone smokes during breaks(teachers don’t mind) i’m kinda ashamed of smoking so i never go out on breaks when everyone goes and t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1643892921 | 1643941286 | t3_sjih8f | t5_2to41 | 647 | toscata: Tifu by wanting to listen to an audio book in the bath
So my partner and I have an 11 month old baby and my partner kindly offered to watch her while I had a relaxing bath.
Normally I bring my phone with me and listen to a audio book while I soak (currently enjoying Captain Corelli's Mandolin) but today I re... | 5 | 129.4 | |
1643894966 | 1643900885 | t3_sjj7pl | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ojisan-X: I'll never understand why people keep taking naked pic of themselves or leave it on their phones. Yes YFU.
Morasain: What, you *don't* want nudes of yourself on your phone?
Then what are you gonna masturbate to??
PerfectInfamy: Pictures of your Mom work for me.
Morasa... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1643911278 | 1644027300 | t3_sjjt9j | t5_2to41 | 225 | Ayushmaan_Mishra: Date 16: Alien space armada arrives
ParaYouKnowWho: Date 17: Preventing Armageddon for dummies
bocaj78: Date 18: Destroying the The Gorges Dam
ItsDiesL: Date 19: Getting the Infinity Stones from Thanos
raeofsunshine3556: Date 20: Shawarma
Master_Ad_: Date 21: Starting WW3
AAJH573: Date 22: playing spi... | 23 | 9.782609 | |
1643897706 | 1643899276 | t3_sjk8rk | t5_2to41 | 113 | Successful-Company-2: TIFU by making a joke on my birthday.
Yesterday was my birthday, it was around 1am i was quite high and drunk after a party, five of us University friends share a birthday so if was quite a wild one. Afterwards I came home(walking distance).
A close friend of mine who has been out of contact since... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1643898392 | 1643899663 | t3_sjki8n | t5_2to41 | 124 | SolarRage: TIFU by modifying a kazoo with animal parts
This happened some years ago, but I haven't been able to tell the story or think about it in detail without gagging. For what it's worth, this did actually happen. I really should make a throwaway for this but at this point it wouldn't matter.
I used to work in a ... | 4 | 31 | |
1643901114 | 1643917454 | t3_sjlm2m | t5_2to41 | 25 | ImAnActionBirb: TIFU by wearing a hat
For some background, I grew up in a fairly conservative household, as in, I wasn’t allowed to have friends, go outside, watch TV, have after-school activities. I’ve been really trying to break through this shell since moving out of my home state a few years ago. ——
One of the thin... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1643901823 | 1643901993 | t3_sjlvx5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | CozmosOverHeaven: TIFU by rejecting my crush's advances
This is a friend's story, not mine, but he doesn't have reddit so I will be posting it for him. He is 13M, and the crush in question is also 13F
So, this story started about a year ago. I, joining a new school, after about a month there, started to develop a s... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1643902814 | 1643904975 | t3_sjm9kh | t5_2to41 | 10 | Plokeer_: TIFU by trying to surprise my (21M) date (21F) on our first night and being a total creep
Happened this week.
I (21F) matched with this girl (21F) on a dating app. We started talking, really clicked. We decided to go out thursday for drinks. My genius brain decided it would be really cute to surprise her w... | 5 | 2 | |
1643906874 | 1643969901 | t3_sjnwie | t5_2to41 | 4,770 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BitOBear: And you have now discovered the purpose of the little used photo album feature of your phone that lets you sort those things into a different pile. Live and learn.
MickeyM191: I don't understand why people don't do this.
Also why doesn't iPhone have a "Private Folder" ... | 11 | 433.636364 | |
1643909511 | 1643913683 | t3_sjp0ha | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RadioTunnel: I dont think its much to worry about, i would have thought there'd be a minimum earning before you need to pay tax on it and before it could be considered a business
[deleted]: Ive read that if you earned >$600, then twitch will send you the form. If not (in my cas... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1643909920 | 1643920652 | t3_sjp6fu | t5_2to41 | 110 | hobochomsky: TIFU by cum kissing my GF
It was in the past 24 hours so I still count it as today.
Anyways, my GF and I are on the Kinkier side of the sexual spectrum. We are into a lot of stuff that falls into the world of BDSM and more. We are both also bisexual, and where she is very sex positive and open about it, I... | 5 | 22 | |
1643912964 | 1643917039 | t3_sjqfwi | t5_2to41 | 44 | Lehniiiii: TIFU by literally peeing coffee
This happened last week. After having some nice coffee in the afternoon I went to the bathroom to take a leak and it had the same color that my coffee just had. Being a bit concerend about it decided to ask Dr. Google on why that would happen, but decided to just wait and see.... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1643913860 | 1643915109 | t3_sjqtc7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | chewbaccas_jam: TIFU by video calling this girl I liked by mistake while being high
So it was a pretty normal day at first, My friend just came in Town and we wanted to get high, so we scored and lighted up!
So we both were watching “American Psycho” after smoking 2 j’s and my phone was connected by lightning cable to... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1643915771 | 1645127341 | t3_sjrm2r | t5_2to41 | 82 | 2For350Deal: Tifu by being determined to eat a breakfast sandwich
So, here's a list of all of my possessions: 4 water bottles, $8.09 (which was $11.25 until today), a washcloth, a mask, a backpack, a second outfit to change into, and a cellphone. All things considered, I'm probably comfortably middle class in this econ... | 11 | 7.454545 | |
1643915906 | 1643922509 | t3_sjro21 | t5_2to41 | 18 | anon-nonson: Tifu by paying for a girls service
So this actually takes place a few weeks ago. people add me randomly on Snapchat. No big deal. A girl adds me and talks to me, seems normal at first. Ends up sending me some nudes and such and before long talks me into buying her services. I love a woman that can change h... | 6 | 3 | |
1643916299 | 1643973907 | t3_sjrtxb | t5_2to41 | 187 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TexMeta: If you ever find a way to get contact you could try telling her this.
WonderWeeble: I think trying to find her and apologize is a great idea. Yes OP, you were just a kid, but things like this really can crush a person. A guy I liked once told me he wouldn't date me becau... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1643919618 | 1643919994 | t3_sjt7rt | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Deal_These: You hope that’s what is going on.
[deleted]: What
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1643920034 | 1643956890 | t3_sjte1r | t5_2to41 | 4,353 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my husband a nude
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Mike2220: These posts get me, not for the story or the content
But the realization that people my age are getting married now *oml*
sarahaflijk: >people my age are getting married now
Not the smart ones. I don't care what anyone says, 23 is too young to get ma... | 13 | 334.846154 | |
1643920301 | 1644000299 | t3_sjti73 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Internal_Midnight_94: TIFU by renting an apartment I didn't love
I and my girlfriend were searching for an apartment to rent and move in together.
We had just started looking when we found a very nice one in a good place, but a bit pricier than we wanted.
We had left the apartment and sent an offer for it. Meanwhile we... | 3 | 3 | |
1643924629 | 1643984008 | t3_sjv9ls | t5_2to41 | 4,019 | SnooGadgets5744: TIFU by coming so hard I dislocated my shoulder (NSFW)
About a week ago, I was getting up from playing on the floor with a toddler when I did something to my shoulder. I put my right hand down to lift myself up, but didn't realize there was a piece of paper under my hand, which caused my arm to slip ou... | 4 | 1,004.75 | |
1643927595 | 1643966550 | t3_sjwhlw | t5_2to41 | 72 | toulatip8: TIFU by printing "RGB and CMYK sample pages" on Office Printer
So basically I got a call today from the company reception asking if I knew anything about a printer technician who had come to change the Cyan cartridge in one of our printers and if I could follow the operation.
Clearly in that moment I was ... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1643946203 | 1644008027 | t3_sjwyfm | t5_2to41 | 8 | jclv: Auto mod fail
LordCucumber1996: Know how to fix it lol?
jclv: Contact one of the mods directly and have a real person review the post instead of a bot.
LordCucumber1996: I did but no response unfortunately
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1643931284 | 1643934570 | t3_sjxymv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lo-I-Am-Not: TIFU By Not Putting My Till Away... For the Third Time in 2 Weeks.
I work at a small bank, and these last few weeks have been hell. Personally my car broke down, and Thave put over 1000 dollars towards it since the beginning of this year. Professionally have been making several fuck ups at work, minor thin... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1643932225 | 1643999770 | t3_sjyaz4 | t5_2to41 | 382 | Imaginary_Win_5650: TIFU by ratting myself (20f) out to my girlfriend (28f) about where I masturbate
I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend enjoying a show when she began to giggle (this usually always means she’s reading about something she can relate to). So I had asked my gf what she was giggling to herself a... | 7 | 54.571429 | |
1643931721 | 1643934137 | t3_sjy4ea | t5_2to41 | 19 | 32MegaBytes: TIFU by having a mental breakdown in public resulting in a car accident
I’m not sure how to really explain what lead up to this… let’s just say I came from a fucked up background and have no support or family to fall back on. 4 months ago, I (22M) effectively lost my job as a photographer, and have been st... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1643932764 | 1644055722 | t3_sjyhur | t5_2to41 | 682 | GreenTrees831: TIFU by forgetting about the bomb I left in the toilet before leaving for vacation
This fuck up started a few days ago just before I left for a 3 day trip.
I was packing up my car for a quick trip out of town, when I felt a grumble in my stomach. Mind you, the night before I made a nice dinner that con... | 5 | 136.4 | |
1643933383 | 1643957094 | t3_sjyqau | t5_2to41 | 23 | kandicolored: TIFU by not owning hit Reddit item, the shit knife
this all needs to be prefaced with two things. 1) I have ibs, so to say my shits are normal would be an understatement. 2) the human body I inhabit has periods, and today just so happened to be the first day, when my cramps are the worst.
for those unini... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1643936831 | 1643969558 | t3_sk013x | t5_2to41 | 68 | extraodinarythinking: TIFU by getting sick
My bestfriend's sister is getting married for which I am suppose to help my friend in arrangements and preperation. Usually, in India (where I live) wedding is very big celebration which require alot of preperation and arrangements. Due to covid guidelines, the wedding is not ... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1643936964 | 1643993117 | t3_sk02w9 | t5_2to41 | 176 | Sad_Bet_8409: TIFU by not checking twitter's settings properly
Throwaway account because I'm a little horrified at this. Literally just happened.
I was a part of the NSFW community on twitter for a couple years, but deleted my account last year after a break up and had no real desire to sign back up. These last few we... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1643941999 | 1643945156 | t3_sk1uoi | t5_2to41 | 58 | jtmcgowan93: TIFU by drinking too much kava.
I bought half a kilo of Kava and hadn't had it in very long time, 1st batch was 30g for a pint size glass (557ml) and it was fine, got the numb mouth but didn't feel much. I waited 2 hours and made 2nd batch with the same ratio but for two glasses. This round I felt more ... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1643945143 | 1644025825 | t3_sk2x8a | t5_2to41 | 7,401 | Habaree: TIFU By Texting The Wrong Number and Getting a Call From The Police
This actually happened last year, but I thought I'd share anyhow 🙂
What happened is that in July of last year I (26F) began to foster cats under a rescue group and as part of that process you contact people who inquire on the cats to arrange... | 9 | 822.333333 | |
1643945096 | 1643946500 | t3_sk2woc | t5_2to41 | 20 | hands0ffme: TIFU by praising a dead child's name by accident
Some woman on my instagram posted a meaning of a name, followed by a white heart. The name was, coincidentally, the same as mine. So I replyed her instagram stories with "What a beautiful name", and then she replyed me saying "Yes, that's how I WOULD HAVE nam... | 4 | 5 | |
1643946166 | 1643950104 | t3_sk39ds | t5_2to41 | 388 | mcnathan80: TIFU by trying to one-up my wife in a funny/sexy competition
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Gvineprotoge: Holy shit. This isn't a FU, this is a "my mom's an AH" post. Seriously, that's fucked up. I'm glad your spouse and You are able to work through this, but go see a therapist.
mcnathan80: Thank you
I've been in therapy for a... | 3 | 129.333333 | |
1643945983 | 1643987378 | t3_sk3768 | t5_2to41 | 239 | Zestyclose-Court-265: TIFU by saying "that was fucking torture" on a school zoom while thinking I was on mute
I was in school, and had just had an issue with the teacher because I didn't submit one of my assignments. She proceeded to blast me and at the end of the class, I was with my friend in person. I left the zoom ... | 4 | 59.75 | |
1643948394 | 1643948798 | t3_sk4036 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Potatotornado20: That is the human experience you’re living
manlymann: It was and has been a very humbling experience. Nobody talks about what it's like to have very little agency over your body.
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1643948972 | 1643952703 | t3_sk46ib | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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I_warnedu: This is the most elaborate masturbation effort ever. Why on earth would you strip all the way down?
KeyboardJustice: The more wrong it is, the more right it feels.
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1643950863 | 1643954853 | t3_sk4s6p | t5_2to41 | 40 | Emersyn-me: TIFU by asking my teacher about his kids
Okay, this actually happened a few years ago, but I thought I'd share anyway.
Back in 10th grade in my Math class, my teacher was going about discussing the lesson until one moment when he saw my classmate at the back clutching her stomach. He asked about it in conc... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1643951073 | 1644022778 | t3_sk4uq6 | t5_2to41 | 15,094 | breakfastcrumbs: TIFU by finding my mom’s profile in a kink group
Backstory: I have been in the kink/BDSM community for about 6 years, last year I moved back to my hometown and joined an online, location-specific kink group with my partner to try and get involved in the local community. My proclivities were outed to my... | 12 | 1,257.833333 | |
1643952236 | 1644013311 | t3_sk57v1 | t5_2to41 | 69 | thisismyfdacct: TIFU - Found very NSFW pics on an old memory card and still haven't deleted them.
Throwaway acct and happened a few weeks ago, but still bothering me now.
Little back story first. About 15 yrs ago, I went through a bad breakup of an 8yr relationship. I was turning 30 and going through a little mid-life... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1643953332 | 1643955826 | t3_sk5k0r | t5_2to41 | 13 | arya_lee_kona: TIFU by trying to make cookies
So albeit this is a minor tifu but it literally happened less than 10 minutes ago.
My husband and I recently moved to a new town and the house we moved into has a smart home security alarm system which is very different for us and we're still trying to figure out. So tonig... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1643953664 | 1643955923 | t3_sk5nol | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pogiguy2020: Hopefully we don't see you come back to report that one of them women got back to you and now she is pregnant. I am assuming you are a fertile man by the way.
Mtg-2137: There was an r/aita story posted by a grandma who was helping out the mother of her grandchild beca... | 3 | 1 | |
1643953376 | 1643954730 | t3_sk5kip | t5_2to41 | 34 | Baconmakesmesmile: TIFU by accidentally throwing a knife into my dads big toe.
So the title pretty much says it all, my dad and I are pretty much best friends and my family enjoys having a few drinks. One night a few years ago him and I and a few other family members were having a few drinks at his house. I got a set ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1643954865 | 1644090980 | t3_sk614u | t5_2to41 | 246 | Evil_Merlin: TIFU: Turning down a job offer from SpaceX
OK so it was several years ago. The SO and I thought about moving down with the family in Florida. Figured I would check out the job scene for higher end IT stuff. Sure enough, a smaller company had just been authorized to move into Cape Canaveral and needed an ex... | 5 | 49.2 | |
1643961116 | 1643961853 | t3_sk7qf7 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU because I did not know sleep porn was a thing.
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ixurge: Uh…. Welcome to the Internet hahaha 😜
tatuartist: Right... In my head I was like hmmm 🤔 nah it's not porn who makes porn about sleeping hmm maybe it's pics or videos of people sleeping but not with the porn factor ya know.
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1643963133 | 1643990082 | t3_sk89de | t5_2to41 | 31 | CivVIRuinedMe: TIFU by going over to my friend’s room to play video games
I (19F) am a college student and live in a dorm on campus. I regularly hang out with my best friend and his roommate (both 19M) and recently roommate (we’ll call him R) has invited me to play Resident Evil 7 on his PS4.
Friend (henceforth F) an... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1643964764 | 1644001111 | t3_sk8nl1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | No_Pipe_8257: Tifu by going into the r/angrydragons subreddit.
TL : DR I went into the r/angrydragons subreddit because my pure and gullible mind thought it was a subreddit about drawing angry dragons
I was posting an angry upvote comment, so i looked for the subreddit and saw that subreddit. I really like lugia ... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1643966325 | 1644070086 | t3_sk91zu | t5_2to41 | 70 | Ranik_Sandaris: TIFU, and got myself on some sort of terrorist watch list
Obligatory this happened a while ago (11 years) but it got brought up in conversation last night, and was pointed out it does fit in here. So here it is.
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Many years ago, back when i was much fitter and had a decent amount of energy, i us... | 9 | 7.777778 | |
1643966603 | 1643970090 | t3_sk94on | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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himdedemk: Where are you from that a 5 second kiss in public is normal??
Seriously, kiss your arm right now for 5 seconds. That's make-out territory.
Tmitchell978: Had to kiss my arm to double check lmao
himdedemk: And how do you feel after making out with your arm?
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1643968891 | 1644160316 | t3_sk9pq0 | t5_2to41 | 3,910 | [deleted]: TIFU now my parents think I'm gay (I'm not)
So I bought a dildo online out of curiosity thinking it was kinda funny- I don't have the best sense of humor. However I made the mistake of mistyping my name, so my dad being nosey just went ahead and opened the package without asking around.
When he broke the qu... | 18 | 217.222222 | |
1643963868 | 1644016870 | t3_sk8fza | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheTomoron: TIFU by making dumb sounds in a walkie talkie and having the police show up
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Livid-Ad829: Interesting. Didn't know walkie talkies can be pinpointed
letsallcountsheep: They can, with specialist RF equipment and a dedicated team of engineers you can triangulate the source of the transmission pretty w... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1643971306 | 1643971531 | t3_skabzx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting an enema
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BjoernBartmann: Just ban this guy.
pogiguy2020: \+1
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1643975642 | 1643987843 | t3_skbioh | t5_2to41 | 43 | Throwawaylyingdad: TIFU buying a surprise birthday present after teaching my daughter not to lie
Last year my daughter got really bad about lying. She's 4, almost 5, so we think it was just an age thing, but she would lie about pretty much everything. It wasn't malicious, or to get out of trouble or anything, I think s... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1643976085 | 1643976806 | t3_skbnna | t5_2to41 | 5 | gumblossom: TIFU by Tailgating an Unmarked police car.
So here I am driving in the fast lane behind 2 cars, leaving a car and a half space between me and the second car. I look in my rear view mirror and see a brand new Dark grey Toyota Prado dark tinted windows, slowly comes up behind me. Thought no worries join the q... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1643976377 | 1644093942 | t3_skbqwb | t5_2to41 | 31 | PooPantParty: TIFU by punching my dad in the face
So long story short, I can’t sleep and I feel like shit for doing it. I was visiting at my dads and my psycho ex showed up out of no where. He starts accusing me of telling her to come over, which in reality I had no idea she was going to. He goes inside and grabs a gol... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1643976380 | 1644021509 | t3_skbqxc | t5_2to41 | 25 | Enkidu_Prime: TIFU by suggesting my stressed-out financée make her first ever reddit post
This happened hours ago, and I regret my decisions.
We're getting married next week and her maid of honour (MoH), who initially promised to help us out, has decided that she'll be no more than a guest. She abandoned the bachelor... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1643978149 | 1644011428 | t3_skc9sb | t5_2to41 | 37,186 | ChainsOfTheHelpless: TIFU by sending my daughter to school with a 3 MILLION SCOVILLE sandwich.
Tifu ...omg Reddit, I'm such an idiot. I'll start off by saying that my wife has very weak tastebuds. She can hardly taste anything unless they're on extremes of their flavour. Stupid salty, stupid spicy, ect.
Well it's my ... | 15 | 2,479.066667 | |
1643983627 | 1644167785 | t3_ske466 | t5_2to41 | 970 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Surveymonkee: That poor bastard got his dick broke, now he's going to find out it happened because it's small. Talk about adding insult to injury.
MrScribz: "Hey baby I need you to wear this thing that will make your dick big enough" I can't imagine this conversation not destroyin... | 8 | 121.25 | |
1643984328 | 1643987583 | t3_sked3c | t5_2to41 | 8 | Embucetatron: TIFU by being a sedentary blob in my personal trainer class
Obligatory: this happened 2 weeks ago, when I first went back to exercising
So, I(19M) had been living the sedentary dream for the better part of 1,5 years until a couple weeks ago, when I noticed I had to burn all the juice I acquired througho... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1643985122 | 1644038248 | t3_skenn9 | t5_2to41 | 2,269 | AJ_be_gay: TIFU by setting up my BFF with her Brother
So my BFF (26F) has been through four breakups in the last two months. She's had a rough time in the dating game recently so I asked if she wanted me to set her up. She agreed, so I went on tinder and started swiping. I found a guy who was handsome and seemed like a... | 12 | 189.083333 | |
1643987296 | 1644046723 | t3_skfhop | t5_2to41 | 58 | throwAwayAccountUno1: TIFU by texting an escort agency.
Ok. This happened a couple of months back.
I relocated to a new city. Alone in my hotel room, I got fucking horny and wanted to have some fun. Googled up some escorts in the city and started texting them over WhatsApp. Sure enough, I got some replies listing the ... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1643988964 | 1643990595 | t3_skg5i8 | t5_2to41 | 37 | cooleKatze: TIFU by using a freshly cleaned toilet
Today, my fiance and I thought it would be a good idea to clean up the house for a few hours. He cleaned the bathroom while I cleaned the kitchen and all was going well for the time being. Well after I finished cleaning, nature was calling and I went to use our bathroo... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1643991938 | 1643992574 | t3_skhhlz | t5_2to41 | 45 | GlassPanther: TIFU and had the same name as someone else who was WAY more qualified for the job I was applying for.
Obligatory this happened about a week or so ago ...
I recently moved to a new city and decided to get back into the job market so I worked up my resume and began submitting it through indeed to all of th... | 3 | 15 | |
1643991663 | 1643992854 | t3_skhdjk | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Ugh, that sucks. Claim sick and go home?
angstyart: Yeah this. It’s not hard to be convincing and I kinda feel like OP + rush hour traffic isn’t gonna be fun or safe entirely. Say you feel whack af and it’s probably a bug, and take the rest of the day off. Don’t try to ... | 3 | 6.666667 |
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