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1643996113 | 1643996580 | t3_skiz1a | t5_2to41 | 7 | RandoCalrissian11: Terrible advice.
Mistayadrln: Well, it is reddit. The advice I give is neither guaranteed to be good nor in any way the advise of an expert. It's just my opinion.
RandoCalrissian11: That is 100% true.
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1643997061 | 1644004341 | t3_skjluq | t5_2to41 | 11 | YouNeedToMoveForward: TIFU by playing a really racist Spanish song in front of my black and Mexican friend
So first off, I do *not* know Spanish at all, but I do like certain Spanish music because it still sounds good to me even though I don’t know the lyrics. Expicale by Yandel for example. Well, for some reason this ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1643997421 | 1644004445 | t3_skjr0p | t5_2to41 | 11 | Hayley2509: TIFU by getting into a fight and being kicked out of my friends party
I’m a 21f and was in a fight with a girl a couple days ago at my friends birthday party.
It started when I was just hanging with a friend of mine having a few drinks and I got up to get us more drinks. So on my way to grab our drinks, ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1643999566 | 1644005116 | t3_skknm6 | t5_2to41 | 195 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Judging by your post history you probably shouldn't be in a relationship anyways
Edit: So calling out someone for cheating gets you downvoted? Cry me a river
Neuyasha: He literally deleted his post history. As of the time I posted this.
[deleted]: Yeah, it was deleted ... | 5 | 39 | |
1644000152 | 1644034374 | t3_skkvwl | t5_2to41 | 7,665 | MERE_KALA: TIFU by getting a whiff of my MIL’s dirty coochie
This happened a couple weeks ago, when my MIL was staying at our place.
As me and my partner were expecting to have our second child any day, we invited her mother to stay with us and take care of our 2-year-old in case we have to rush to the hospital. So, o... | 18 | 425.833333 | |
1644001848 | 1644003050 | t3_sklkqa | t5_2to41 | 11 | Zyrocks: TIFU by not clearing out an old tablet
My dad met this guy who's been struggling to get a tablet for his daughter since November and my dad decided to offer to give him one of my old ones that I don't use. When he told me about this, I told him I had a decent one I was willing to give. This conversation hap... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1644000807 | 1644003297 | t3_skl579 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ZippyKoala: And this lads, is why you always think with your big head and not your little head.
KraftDinn: Amen
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1644004898 | 1644009791 | t3_skmsc9 | t5_2to41 | 531 | advocado20: How did you f*up today?! Tell us live!
throwmeinthettrash: Loudly telling the tourists in the way on the bridge that "omg it's a fucking bridge" because they stopped to take pictures of absolutely nothing on the smallest part of the bridge.
throwmeinthettrash: Didn't realise what this was lmao
flowery0: W... | 5 | 106.2 | |
1644006796 | 1644007357 | t3_sknji3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pogiguy2020: You should go to the ER and get some stitches and definitely your tetanus shot if you have not had one in a while.
TheMightyLooneyTune: Yeah definitely, it’s better to get it checked out then not.
*let’s just hope OP isn’t American*
pogiguy2020: I cut just the tip of... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1644008193 | 1644279870 | t3_sko30o | t5_2to41 | 845 | LordCucumber1996: Tifu by letting my mother clear out my old bedroom from when I was 16
I went to my mother's house today because she was turning the spare bedroom into an office space for my younger brother. Most of the room had been made neutral as I've not lived there for about 7 years now. However there's one secti... | 6 | 140.833333 | |
1644009534 | 1644027192 | t3_skomwa | t5_2to41 | 88 | wokewon: TIFU by messaging my gf family
So this just happened and I let really don’t know what to do or say at this point. So I (30M) have multiple group chats with my gf (29f). One is her mom,dad,sister and sisters husband. Another one is same people plus my gfs nephews who are like ten. For reference I have her name ... | 6 | 14.666667 | |
1644017585 | 1644025037 | t3_skrvfl | t5_2to41 | 44 | teh-syntax: TIFU by going in for the handshake
This did not happen today but about 4 years ago. I had a favorite local bar at the time and was friendly with the owners and staff. One day I arrived to grab some dinner and watch the game. Near the front door one of the owners chatting up someone who I had not seen there ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1644019772 | 1644021901 | t3_sksp25 | t5_2to41 | 22 | HighGuy91: TIFU by playing sexually explicit music during a work meeting with 150 people
I (30m) work in the academic office of a school district. Today we had a meeting that was all of the principals, assistant principals, and the entire superintendent's office. My boss asked me to play chill music during worktime. Fi... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1644020753 | 1644084277 | t3_skt2tn | t5_2to41 | 198 | No_Belt_4160: TIFU By getting banned from a shop
It was a Friday and me and my 2 friends had gotten out of school so we decided to walk around downtown. We went into a chipper (takeout) and got chips (fries). It the started to lash so we went into a spar (a convenience store for those who don't know) to get a drink. Me... | 8 | 24.75 | |
1644023973 | 1644067346 | t3_sku9ye | t5_2to41 | 20 | centrifuge_destroyer: TIFU by choking on my spit while my cat was vomiting
For context, I'm a very deep sleeper, but the one thing that always wakes me up is the sound of my cat vomiting. My cat likes to vomit onto the most inconvienient things, so I have learned to jump out of bed quickly and move her away from things... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1644025576 | 1644059985 | t3_skuuik | t5_2to41 | 309 | Firepuppie13: TIFU by poison gassing myself
My dryer had blue jean stains that were dying my clothes blue. After a couple failed attempts to clean the stains with household cleaners, I searched for how to remove them. Among the recommendations were vinegar with dish detergent, and bleach. Off to the store I went.
I re... | 6 | 51.5 | |
1644025726 | 1644041516 | t3_skuw8n | t5_2to41 | 156 | [deleted]: TIFU by misgendering a fellow employee
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DJThomas21: I'm confused on the timing. You started the job in January of this year and the incident happened in the summer. We in February, so you started a month ago?
Secretss: Could be Australian. We’re in the last month of summer now.
Edit: Wait, now I’m ... | 4 | 39 | |
1644032542 | 1644033913 | t3_skx704 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to the mother of my children, the woman that has been at my side through everything
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MZsince93: What did you lie about?
Amerikaner83: OP says "left the page up"... I assume gambling or cheating
MZsince93: If it's cheating, she deserves better, his kids deserve better and he should leav... | 4 | 1 | |
1644031448 | 1644057938 | t3_skwuh6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Infant_whistle1: TIFU by announcing our son's new last name before telling my parents
Obligatory fuck up happend two days ago.
Quick background: I was raised from birth by my grandparents. My bio parents simply couldn't afford another kid at the time (they were both very young and already looking after my older sister... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1644034718 | 1644088537 | t3_skxw0k | t5_2to41 | 17,117 | msshittypants: TIFU by shitting my pants in front of a class of 7th graders
As a middle school teacher, one of my biggest fears is shitting my pants in school. I'm not a fan of public bathrooms, so I try to time my bowel movements around the school day and until today have been fairly successful.
Yada...yada....yada..... | 13 | 1,316.692308 | |
1644034272 | 1644083379 | t3_skxr43 | t5_2to41 | 62 | TrippyYppirt: TIFU distracting the paramedics from a real emergency
Was walking down the street at night and saw an old man slumped over in a bench with his cane on the floor. Ran over, poked him and asked if he’s okay. He mumbled “paramedics”. I ask him what’s wrong and he barely is able to say “chest pain”. My first ... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1644034985 | 1644037772 | t3_skxz7n | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching and Reading reviews about my favorite bands
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Forsaken_Things: Emo is a phase
BigEars528: Shut up mom!
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1644037216 | 1644072385 | t3_skynqw | t5_2to41 | 1,512 | PastaMakerFullOfBean: TIFU thinking that there were only two languages in the entire world…
I was a dumb ass child.
Backstory. I lived in a pretty conservative small town up until 2nd grade, when I moved to Big City™️(P). In small town, my elementary school did mandatory Spanish lessons, starting in kindergarten, so b... | 6 | 252 | |
1644038403 | 1644174208 | t3_skz0p1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | lilliegivesadvice: TIFU by thinking about an opportunity too much and missing it
So, this happened today morning. The head of the literary club of my institute asked if any of us could join him in an extempore competition. I read the rules, and they seemed pretty good and the theme was also something I would love to... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1644040059 | 1644041191 | t3_skzij9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | baps2m4Mt5zLWP3n: TIFU with a misunderstanding, sarcasm, and a dash of racism
Met this girl 3 months ago. Saw some potential. We started texting, and discovered that we had shared interest in eating at a particular restaurant. This naturally became the plan for our first date.
The weekend we agreed to go to the restau... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1644049215 | 1644068437 | t3_sl21cc | t5_2to41 | 15 | Psychological-Lab611: TIFU by pre quitting my job
This did not happen today, but on December.
I received an job offer to work remotely for another country, I live in Brazil and the offer was to work remotely to USA receiving in dollar so my salary would double.
The person from I received the offer already hired som... | 3 | 5 | |
1644053917 | 1644058853 | t3_sl36ro | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Hollirc: I’d be careful about interactions between these dogs and your cats, they will likely see them as prey or toys. Consider finding a foster home or facility that deals with abused dogs and gettin them involved.
Sir_Alien: Yeah I second this hard. Wonderful intentions OP but ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1644068130 | 1644166848 | t3_sl731j | t5_2to41 | 12,093 | Beginning-Progress55: TIFU by calling my employer at 3 am
Every single night, I have to call my dad to remind him that he needs to eat his medicines. But last night I totally forgot about it.
I slept early because I was tired. I woke up at around 3 something and the first thought that ran through my head was "Oh shit ... | 12 | 1,007.75 | |
1644069940 | 1644074434 | t3_sl7q05 | t5_2to41 | 29 | 5folhas: TIFU by turning the lights off while high on mushrooms and getting lost in my bedroom.
This happened 3 years ago. For some context, I live in Brazil and here it's summer in the end of the year. Anyway, me, my wife and some friends, about 20 people in total, always rent a nice house for the réveillon and spend ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1644073574 | 1644079412 | t3_sl8429 | t5_2to41 | 640 | 6ft9man: Just couldn't wait for sexy thyme.
db720: No pa pricka was involved by the sounds of it
BeeBarfBadger: A seasoned veteran will just power through such a setback.
bonesandbillyclubs: Such as when the kids run in and she attempts to thigh crush your skull.
RedVelvetPan6a: Why enjoy vanilla sex when you can make ... | 9 | 71.111111 | |
1644072144 | 1644072698 | t3_sl8hil | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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wildadragon: Probably not a story that should ever be told again. That's child porn.
monorchism: Or told a few times more to the authorities, hope all is well OP and OP friends
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1644072440 | 1644096681 | t3_sl8l9y | t5_2to41 | 25 | Theriwin: TIFU by drinking too much in a restaurant.
This just happened yesterday, a little party to celebrate my birthday with my friends in a restaurant.
I drank a bit too much while we ate to the point that I was laying on the table at the end, time to leave, I had a massive urge to throw up but this is where I f*ck... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1644072294 | 1644080965 | t3_sl8jfa | t5_2to41 | 351 | miss_a_miss: TIFU by queefing during my dance class
If you don't know what queefing is: it happens when air that's been trapped inside of a vagina leaves, sounding like a regular fart, but doesn't smell and isn't controllable.
So yeah... I went to a dance class this morning. Last 10-15 mins of a class we always do str... | 7 | 50.142857 | |
1644075447 | 1644153789 | t3_sl9psm | t5_2to41 | 203 | Onepen99: TIFU by temporarily expelling 6 innocent students from my university.
I work for the International Relations department of a university. Yesterday I logged into the information system where I have access to the details of every student from the start of the digital age up to today.
I can do anything on this ... | 8 | 25.375 | |
1644079538 | 1644201804 | t3_slb9jp | t5_2to41 | 9 | Tainted-Tongues: TIFU by asking my partner to have sex [NSFW]
This was last night.
We were on call with each other, and we have plan for them to come over tonight, and they asked me, "what do you wanna do tomorrow?" And i had listed some things we could, watch a show, eat dinner, play games together. And then i asked ... | 9 | 1 | |
1644080336 | 1644081458 | t3_slbknj | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrSaltz: TIFU by being poor
To start, this wasn’t actually today. It was around 2001.
Disclaimer: I use the word, “poor” frequently here. I realize the term is relative and I was actually wealthy to some and they may not consider me to have been poor. It is simply a story of the way I felt to an incident that happene... | 3 | 1 | |
1644081471 | 1644957297 | t3_slc1gb | t5_2to41 | 14 | No-Meet-5726: TIFU by asking out a guy twice and humiliating myself incredibly
So, I met this guy online, we are in the same university. So basically we chatted for a semester, which was online due to covid. Anyways, we started texting everyday and I started to fall hard for him. Like very very intense crush ( I am pra... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1644081501 | 1644290864 | t3_slc1v2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | nerdyfatguy001: TIFU For avoiding someone at the gym after they made comments about my weight
I started going to the gym and most of the time I would just keep to myself and keep my head down and not talk or bother anyone and in return I wouldn't ever get bothered myself. That's how I prefer it.
I was given a progr... | 5 | 4 | |
1644082047 | 1644140194 | t3_slc9ho | t5_2to41 | 5,670 | Chloton069: TIFU By eating an apple
Last night, I dreamt that I was eating an apple. It was a wonderful dream, I bit into it, it was sweet and crunchy, and I ate the entire thing. Really, the ENTIRE apple.
I'd forgotten about my dream when I woke up, and was only reminded when I had a flash of it as I walked past the... | 24 | 236.25 | |
1644084161 | 1644105396 | t3_sld3a2 | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting walked in on by my father…while I was masturbating.
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[deleted]: What’s worse, broke dick or broken ego?
noxbos: Broken Wrist
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1644088362 | 1644380590 | t3_sleci0 | t5_2to41 | 92 | something948: TIFU by catching feelings for a FWB
Some time before the lockdown began way back in 2019, one of my friends just introduced me to her cousin(long story). A 27 year old dude insanely hot and overall the most attractive guy i have ever met. He happened to live some floors below me. We talked on instagram fo... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1644091968 | 1644172466 | t3_slfk2t | t5_2to41 | 207 | emma2195: Tifu by traumatizing a Wendy’s employee
So my friend and I are hanging out and we decided we wanted a 50 piece chicken nugget from Wendy’s and we decided to split pay for it with cash and card, we decided to get rid of our change and we handed the Wendy’s employee $10 and like a dollars worth of nickels, dime... | 8 | 25.875 | |
1644093969 | 1644204988 | t3_slg8n7 | t5_2to41 | 34,656 | wedonttalkabt: TIFU by naming my son Bruno
I have a six year old son named Bruno. He is absolutely just the life of the party and just always super energetic. Lately, he has been coming home really sad, and I try asking him whats wrong but he never tells me. I have also tried asking his teacher if anything is going on ... | 30 | 1,155.2 | |
1644096831 | 1644100466 | t3_slhcl8 | t5_2to41 | 63 | AllCatsAreMyFriends: TIFU by lighting a candle
For me, today started off with a routine procedure at the hospital, a Hida Scan (just a quick couple of pictures of my gallbladder) where they inject a radioactive isotope & an IV of fluid to monitor the gallbladders activity.
Stomach upset is a VERY common side effec... | 3 | 21 | |
1644097461 | 1644097897 | t3_slhkzj | t5_2to41 | 3 | Viiinex: TIFU by dyeing my hair
So, I thought it is about time to get rid of my years long, nature brown hair and wanted to dye them.
So me and my mum went into the grocery store, bought the colour I wanted and went home. I was hyped seeing a blonde colour so we dived right into it.
Preparations being done and finall... | 3 | 1 | |
1644097889 | 1644104387 | t3_slhr4l | t5_2to41 | 24 | komododave17: TIFU by letting my son play a video game.
Over the last year, I’ve gotten back into my PS4 and started getting all the great games I missed since my son came out. He’s in first grade now and he’s a whiz at all the iPad games, so he obviously showed an interest in playing on the PS4, so I made him his own ... | 4 | 6 | |
1644100617 | 1644101554 | t3_slis6k | t5_2to41 | 33 | DobisPeeyar: TIFU by sending a spicy pic to my girlfriend and another lucky recipient
So the title is the start of my story...
I get up for work in the morning and shower. As I'm getting out I think, "Hey, I'll just snap a picture of myself in the foggy mirror with the towel covering my dong for my girlfriend." Sh... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1644094046 | 1644133411 | t3_slg9nz | t5_2to41 | 37 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for climbing down a ladder with one hand
Three weeks ago, my family and I rented out a cabin in the wilderness. My grandma and I were sharing a room. There were two beds, but there was loft in the room with a couch. I wasn’t tired yet, so I took a sleeping pill and read for a bit so the pill ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1644104718 | 1644116645 | t3_slka48 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Hhic416: TIFU by dabbing earwax...
I’ve recently got into dabbing. I have a large long dresser beside my bed that I keep my bong, rig, tools etc cause I smoke out of the big window in my bedroom. I sleep on my side and change sides a lot during the night. I woke, drank some water, changed sides, and when I did I felt a... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1644108699 | 1644168848 | t3_sllpcz | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcrobaticSource3: When she passed you the phones, did you grab them with your buttocks? Because that would have been savage!
Monopitou: why did someone downvote this
AcrobaticSource3: Maybe someone doesn’t like buttocks? But if you read OP’s post, she never actually said that she ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1644112991 | 1644117602 | t3_sln50f | t5_2to41 | 67 | atimalus: TIFU by letting my niece drive my car
TIFU by letting my niece drive my car
As title states. My niece asked me if she could drive as we were on our way out, I jokingly asked her to show me her permit first, thinking she didn’t even have it yet. She pulls it out proudly & I was equally as proud of her cuz... | 4 | 16.75 | |
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JayAllOverYourBees: I think the fuckup might be paying money to a University that would kick someone out because of their sexual orientation, but maybe that's just me. /s
Funny how there's no university that will kick you out for being straight.
Josiah_Jenkins5: I completely agre... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1644127434 | 1644258833 | t3_slpgmo | t5_2to41 | 215 | codismycopilot: TIFU by wanting jelly beans
So this FU happened last week, but I just reaped the results of it yesterday.
I saw a Target ad that had Valentine's Candy in it, and tucked in the corner was a little thing about Easter candy. My brain went "Oh hey, Easter is coming up! That means jelly beans!"
So the fi... | 7 | 30.714286 | |
1644129528 | 1644254746 | t3_slq4mk | t5_2to41 | 76 | ExtensionBluejay253: TIFU by vomiting in the face of a coworker
I’ll say up front this situation happened several years ago but I’m still mortified.
At the time of the incident I was working in an office about 100 feet from the men’s room and had just started taking a strong painkiller to deal with an illness. A side... | 4 | 19 | |
1644129528 | 1644169014 | t3_slq4mp | t5_2to41 | 28 | memethetics: TIFU by outing myself as a furry.
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Striking_Table3831: So idk what’s the screw up? You jokingly revealed you’re a furry and you fucked up because people found out you’re a furry?
Half the women I slept with, had sex and did sexual acts with, and I never got on the topic of our kinks because it’s ... | 4 | 7 | |
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sixersman1: Honestly this is entirely too much thought put into a situation where the hotel clerk literally doesn’t give a f—k
Neither of you should be worried about it 🤷🏼♂️
WindyCityReturn: I honestly didn’t worry at all I figured it was entirely normal to ask the clerk bef... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1644132485 | 1644213704 | t3_slqzag | t5_2to41 | 30 | 0bush: TIFU by making a joke about cancer
Around half a year ago, I made a joke on my Instagram story saying how I was going to get skin cancer because I stayed out all day in the sun golfing. Didn’t think much of it, but later I got a response from a person named “Kate” who is an acquaintance, saying that I shouldn’t ... | 3 | 10 | |
1644132922 | 1644134013 | t3_slr3mf | t5_2to41 | 21 | M1N0RM1N3R: TIFU by installing Linux.
Essentially all of my personal data is gone, and it was all because of one wrong click.
I was trying to install Kubuntu (a version of Linux, for the uninitiated) on an external SSD. I took an SD card, imaged it with the installer, and booted into it.
Once inside, I launched the i... | 3 | 7 | |
1644133546 | 1644179544 | t3_slr9bu | t5_2to41 | 1,404 | SpaceCadetSponchy: TIFU and bought a jacket from the thrift store.
So first off I’m still not sure how bad I fucked up, feels like I did though. Hopefully you all can help me figure it out.
Alright so today I went to a local clothing resale shop. I went looking for shoes but didn’t find any so i ended up browsing arou... | 7 | 200.571429 | |
1644136508 | 1644263645 | t3_sls02a | t5_2to41 | 5,570 | LifeCoachAnonymous: TIFU by smoking high THC instead of my CBD…
I am pretty high right now. Won’t lie there.
I am not used to this. I never smoke weed. I have CBD for my anxiety and my friend’s weed at home. Both packages are similar since we bought from the SQDC (weed store in Canada). Or I was just blind. Anyways.
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1644136452 | 1644137365 | t3_slrzks | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Khan_Redfield: I think you need some help for your bipolar. I'm not going to lie, this post sounds a little unhinged over what isn't really that big of a deal. I hope you can get some help.
GodricGryffindor87: I’m with this guy. This post comes off bad. You need to take a step bac... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1644137511 | 1644177872 | t3_sls8wj | t5_2to41 | 9 | Animeshpreet: TIFU by leaving my mic open in the class.
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YummyBunny52: Your video was on?
DazzlingFun2103: YES BRO I TINKE GOOD BRO
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1644137358 | 1644235136 | t3_sls7im | t5_2to41 | 7 | fiddlycat: TIFU: I was trying to boost a friend's self-confidence. Inadvertently, I overstepped and said things that I shouldn't have
As the title says, I f*ked up and he's blocked me on fb. Whether that's permanent or not I don't know as we still run in the same circles and I will still see him around.
We have known... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1644137996 | 1644167984 | t3_slscyy | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing letters to cope
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Bmwe30bmw: Get yourself a hobby and stop overthinking things. My life is too busy to have suicidal thoughts.
Zestyclose_Task: You are full of dung
Bmwe30bmw: How did you know? Theres no toilet nearby right now.
Zestyclose_Task: I'm behind you
Bmwe30bmw: Open wide....... | 18 | 5.5 | |
1644138250 | 1644201820 | t3_slsftn | t5_2to41 | 0 | mulllett: TIFU by getting my ex-wife pregnant, after pretending to have been "snip snipped"
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Top-Budget-4271: Straight people problems??
[deleted]: Is this just a phrase you recently heard, liked it, and are trying to make it “work” somewhere?
Top-Budget-4271: Nope, grew up in the 60s and 70s the phrase is def... | 4 | 0 | |
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Nokanii: Something tells me the company you were working for is doing something illegal for letting you go for legitimate medical issues…especially falling down the stairs.
onyxaj: Not necessarily. Most companies, at least in the US have a policy on abcenses. Even with a legitimat... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
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ols9436: This is something I would report to the police, not that I have experienced it before. Sorry to hear about this though, these scams are becoming very frequent and if you have no prior knowledge of them they are very believable.
FiveSubwaysTall: Stuff like this is buyers b... | 5 | 5 | |
1644138886 | 1644196310 | t3_slsldh | t5_2to41 | 9 | tripchosis: TIFU on a cruise ship
I took a job working on a cruise ship and TIFU. It started out fun and very social and then our itinerary was cancelled bcuz of covid. I have been so bored and felt like hooking up. So I called the Captain in his room, bcuz I swear he has been flirting with me. But his wife is onboard,... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1644143446 | 1644152922 | t3_sltpd6 | t5_2to41 | -11 | Alfred_Stretchcock: TIFU by taking my 12 year old daughter to see Jackass Forever.
\[SPOILER ALERT\]I am a 34 year old father of a 12 year old girl. I grew up watching Jackass and always found it very funny. I figured I would introduce the next generation to the greatness of jackass. She has always been very mature... | 5 | -2.2 | |
1644132501 | 1644146523 | t3_slqzgq | t5_2to41 | 50 | Grim_BeaR: TIFU by introducing my family to the toxic wasteland of League of Legends
Hi there, first time posting here.
so I'm a dota 2 player (5000+ hours) and played LoL a bit, Jinx was my fav character. my family didnt play the game.
I suggested we watch Arcane together with them and they agreed, they loved the... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1644150058 | 1644170463 | t3_slvevs | t5_2to41 | 80 | Stewtheking: TIFU by electrocuting myself
Not today, but…
So, I was/am an audio nerd. I like buying, combining, talking about, and very occasionally even actually listening to music using audio gear. DACs, amps, speakers, headphones. I’m not fussy.
A few years ago, I was playing around with a new tube amp. This thin... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1644152998 | 1644177109 | t3_slway5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Zealousideal_Bug_818: TIFU Telling a girl i love her
Ok so this was last night and i was talking to my closest friend. I 16m was talking to her 16f and we talk all the time. We have been talking all night like we usually do. We talk about everything. She’s probably the closest person i have. i really enjoy talking to h... | 4 | 6.75 | |
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Vivosims: Great reminder to check your fire alarms or install them if you don't have them!
Stuck-in-the-Tundra: Yeah, batteries were dead and the nice fireman replaced them for me… it was mortifying. Glad my kiddo wasn’t home
bcmouf: I got those alarms that are build into your ele... | 7 | 108.142857 | |
1644130613 | 1644255645 | t3_slqg0h | t5_2to41 | 2 | THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER: Tifu by powerwashing my chromebook on accident
So I've posted this in r/techsupport and r/techhelp but I thought it applied here so heresthe copied and pasted version here:
Sorry for bad grammar I'm typing on a phone and I have big hands
So I'll take you back like 4 hours ago where I was thinking... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1644142380 | 1644165995 | t3_sltgct | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: TIFU by crying within the first few minutes of my piano exam and calling my exam teacher a monster on accident
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mm089: Hi, professional classical musician who did the ABRSM grades here, so I hope I can be considered to have a valuable opinion..!
First off, don’t worry. That sounds awful and I’m sor... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1644161280 | 1644177830 | t3_slzaki | t5_2to41 | 65 | dauntless_333_: TIFU by successfully accidentally robbing Tesco
Dear reader, Allow me to take you on an small ill-fated journey of a shopping turning into a amateurs theft
The journey begins as I am struggling to cook and realise I will need more Tupperware, the store is only 10 mins away so I jump into my car and he... | 8 | 8.125 | |
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Double_Cash_8919: Today I learned that being a single guy walking in a park is "creepy."
DemonGokuto: I don't get that part, she's doing exhibition in a public park and is calling people creepy for being in the park
pseudocultist: The thrill of risk, compared to the reality of bei... | 9 | 99.555556 | |
1644168828 | 1644188912 | t3_sm2d5s | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering a phone call at work
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ThadisJones: >my supervisor said it could’ve caused a lot of issues if the wrong person overheard me
That "wrong person" being your supervisor, who is apparently a fucking idiot
doi11: If they're in Healthcare, it might be a HIPAA violation which is usuall... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1644169231 | 1644253623 | t3_sm2irt | t5_2to41 | 19,037 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at my friend’s girlfriend’s eyebrows
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electricvelvet: One time I did that when my friend came out as non-binary
I thought it was a joke
Sliightly: Lmao that’s terrible, how did that turn out?
electricvelvet: We're not friends anymore but not over that. I thought it was that. It was... | 14 | 1,359.785714 | |
1644169325 | 1644439949 | t3_sm2k7p | t5_2to41 | 35 | Juliasays99: TIFU by using anal beads on my (f23) bf (m21)
Gonna start off by saying this is my friend's story. She doesn't have an account so she's just gonna use mine, be nice 😅
Okay so my boyfriend and I have recently been experimenting with new things (i.e being dominant, fingering him, eating him out etc) and f... | 5 | 7 | |
1644170267 | 1644174724 | t3_sm2xhd | t5_2to41 | 208 | [deleted]: Tifu by jerking off outside my home
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Juiceonfire: Don’t jerk off in someone else’s house
Otterbotanical: Why? It's a natural thing that almost everyone does. It's weird to expect that when you have guests over for more than a day, they wouldn't masturbate at some point. Like expecting them not to us... | 9 | 23.111111 | |
1644170736 | 1644242548 | t3_sm3516 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by quitting my hostile job and getting bedridden by severe depression
Reddit, I fucked up by thinking that quitting my toxic job was going to solve it, but it worsened it.
I have been in this job for over a year and it has always been very fast paced and high pressure and I couldn't keep up due to A... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1644172347 | 1644316286 | t3_sm3t4q | t5_2to41 | 17 | Goofy-footed_Goose: TIFU by giving a homeless man a water bottle.
So this just happened last night. I (M25) was visiting one of my old college buddies who lives in NYC and to get to his place, I normally take the subway from Penn Station up to his place. I was planning on staying overnight so I brought a bag and packed... | 13 | 1.307692 | |
1644173535 | 1644291141 | t3_sm4a9o | t5_2to41 | 21 | bittahkillah: TIFU by accidentally dosing my self with shrooms
This happened about a month ago.
So just to start I’ve been microdosing with mushrooms for about 2 months. I got these 100mg doses from a store in Vancouver. All in all I’ve been really enjoying it, better mood, more energy, increased creativity blah blah ... | 3 | 7 | |
1644174958 | 1644177333 | t3_sm4va7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SaxyOmega90125: Paranoia is a symptom of both sleep deprivation and very high THC/CBD levels as well.
Friskfrisktopherson: Thc really, cbd alone wouldnt be too likely to cause that. Thc will spin your gears for sure tho.
SaxyOmega90125: I meant high levels of both, not either alon... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1644175326 | 1644180278 | t3_sm50nl | t5_2to41 | 3 | mariofan366: TIFU by getting so high I injured myself and got a seizure
Where I (M 23) live, selling THC is not legal, but that's delta 9 THC and selling delta 8 THC is legal. My understanding is delta 8 THC is weed that is modified to get around the law. It seems to give less anxiety, be less "fuzzy" and be weaker tha... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1644172574 | 1644287618 | t3_sm3wfn | t5_2to41 | 6 | No-Meet-5726: TIFU by not wearing an underwear to school, getting my period and the pad slips down my trousers while walking to class in line
This didn't actually happen today but still but still a massive fuck up. So basically it was a normal day and I went to school and found out I got my period. Now it was compulsor... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1644169328 | 1644179475 | t3_sm2k99 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Notsafeforyourgirl: TIFU by cooking my dog, my cousin and myself for 10 whole seconds
Hey everyone, im kicking off my reddit post by thanking Rslash for his content and getting me into reddit. For context: my cousin is 25(M) and my dog( 4 year old jack russel)and i (21,M)live in Africa and I’m living in my parents hous... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1644177054 | 1644197227 | t3_sm5phh | t5_2to41 | 6 | PigsEatWaffles: TIFU by breaking the windshield on my dad's car
I was trying to help my dad clean the car. We were at one of those drive through car washes that had vacuums and trash cans after you got out of the tunnel. We park and I'm appointed the task of cleaning the inside of the car. I usually do this, no big dea... | 3 | 2 | |
1644176309 | 1644178505 | t3_sm5ep5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by congratulating someone for being braindead
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SilverAttention7917: IO LAVE IS A TIFU
OkIntention232: ILEVE IS\ A TIFU
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docsav0103: This is what I like about old ladies in Uk. I was on my lunch break a few days after a snow storm and slipped outside the local theatre and fell over onto my behind.
A nice old nanna being carefully helped by (who I assume was) her grandaughter were just passing as I ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1644175907 | 1644244018 | t3_sm58yx | t5_2to41 | 19 | maskedevolution: TIFU By climbing through a window and almost breaking my vagina
So, we have all had those moments where we forget our keys and have to break into our homes, right? Well, today was that kind of day for me! I arrive home only to realize that I have locked my keys inside my house..well RV actually. I live... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1644179693 | 1644188646 | t3_sm6sdq | t5_2to41 | 11 | mediaman54: TIFU I Destroyed Something Important of my Mother’s
My FU happened 60+ years ago, the trauma remains vivid when I think of it.
The late 1950’s, I was about 4.
I was playing with a couple of neighbor girls, one of their sisters who was older, maybe 12 and fairly mature, decided to play school with us, she ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1644179587 | 1644225381 | t3_sm6qvy | t5_2to41 | 3,218 | throwaway1556257805: TIFU by recognising my coworker in public
So technically this happened yesterday, but it counts. And throwaway because... Well I'm pretty embarrassed about it. TL:DR at bottom.
My bf and I were in a LDR for a half a year, and recently he moved closer, so now we could see each other much more ofte... | 6 | 536.333333 | |
1644180111 | 1644209415 | t3_sm6ymi | t5_2to41 | 139 | Low-Oil: TIFU by listening to music while showering during work hours
This happened Friday. I work from home and usually wake up a minute before work starts, hop onto some meetings and go about my day. I also have slack and Skype on my phone in case someone needs something urgent and I'm away from my PC.
At some poi... | 3 | 46.333333 | |
1644184407 | 1644275831 | t3_sm8ps9 | t5_2to41 | 5,941 | tacopony_789: TIFU By nearly killing my wife by chilling a bulk pack of underwear
I am a really busy guy living in RV with my wife and son.
We have a small RV size refrigerator.
I had promised my wife a salad with fajita meat.
So I went shopping at Sam's Club. Lettuce, beef, peppers, sour
cream, and that 10 pound ... | 11 | 540.090909 | |
1644187888 | 1644196146 | t3_sma3ey | t5_2to41 | 30 | alexolorenzo: TIFU By finding my “mom” on a porn site who turned out to be my aunt
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Lythisus: This seems like a series of lies.
You grew to a teenage age without ever knowing your mom had a twin, your dad didn't know she had a twin, and yet there was an agreement about "deleting the videos" if one of the kids... | 6 | 5 | |
1644188055 | 1644188339 | t3_sma5sa | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU By finding my “mom” on a porn site who turned out to be my aunt
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urratdaddy: Your mom definitely does NOT have a twin sister.
KriptoKeeper: Haha oldest excuse in the industry.
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1644187531 | 1644202130 | t3_sm9ycc | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Plastic-Archer4245: >I’m still so pi**ed off I
Technically the opposite
godvomit_: LOL
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1644191446 | 1644296117 | t3_smbgw9 | t5_2to41 | 76 | gfizz322: TIFU by accidentally causing a bomb scare at my university
So this actually happened in 2012, but this story is too good not to share.
At the time, I was attending a smaller university in central Texas. There was a girl who had a few classes with me, and eventually we became friends and casually texted. She ... | 6 | 12.666667 |
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