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1644198088 | 1644204837 | t3_smduc6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Subject_Serve_467: TIFU by getting scammed in highschool for a ps5
Sorry if my English or grammar isn’t good English is my second language
So I’m a freshman in high school and I also have my own job. The reason I have my own job is to pay for my own things because my parents are both over the age of 50 and we aren’t ... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1644198466 | 1644253085 | t3_smdytu | t5_2to41 | 16,752 | Naturalnomad: TIFU by browsing Reddit in line at CVS
Not today, but a few days ago, I needed a new toothbrush. Went through the store, grabbed a few other things and then queued behind about 12 other customers. It was taking a while, standing in a long line, thinking I have a few moments I start scrolling through Redd... | 10 | 1,675.2 | |
1644199323 | 1644313476 | t3_sme9nd | t5_2to41 | 3,446 | HamstaPasta: TIFU by sending a hamster to heaven
My little sister has….well, HAD a hamster for about 6 months and she adored the little guy.
She’d literally treat him like a dog by letting him run around the house all the time and stay out of his cage for almost the entirety of the day.
For a kid she was pretty respo... | 10 | 344.6 | |
1644199923 | 1644200624 | t3_smegxk | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rainbow152: Tifu by letting my stepdad catch us
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chicagoturkergirl: Proceed as we all have- everyone pretends it didn’t happen and moves on.
saucyjack2350: Yes. Pretty much this ^^.
We all end up there at some point. Just be glad that your step-dad has enough sense to handle it like this.
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1644202741 | 1644204426 | t3_smfeyk | t5_2to41 | 21 | cannnedsoup: TIFU by breaking my sister's humidifier
so my sister went out for dinner with her friends today and so i decided to borrow her humidifier until she came back. i was excited to use it but i noticed that the water was low so i look to see where to fill the water. since essential oil diffusers and humidifiers... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1644204424 | 1644207009 | t3_smfzdy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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guardian2428: That's cos urs is a phantomcock so it's not really there?
[deleted]: Good going you scared the butt queef queen away 👍
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1644204166 | 1644206377 | t3_smfwhb | t5_2to41 | 17 | sahira_unchained: TIFU… by walking my dog.
This happened a couple weeks ago, didn’t even think to post it until now.
For the first time since I had my son, I decided to take my GSD puppy on a run. She does really well on walks (as well as a 6 month old puppy can do on walks) so I thought it wouldn’t be an issue.
No... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1644205597 | 1644210289 | t3_smgcyy | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving in the left lane on an empty road
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dirtbag52: Why is it so hard for people to stay in the right lane?
Djinn42: Yea, in this case since there were no other cars it didn't matter, but the number of people who drive in the "fast" or "overtaking" lane when they are neither can really be ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1644210984 | 1644270182 | t3_smi26t | t5_2to41 | 195 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ShyneSpark: Honestly, just delete it. Getting rid of all my social media is the best decision I ever made
Mysterious_Nature193: But what about all the memories?
ShyneSpark: Keep em in your head where they belong
Mysterious_Nature193: Guess it's time to reorganize the storage unit ... | 5 | 39 | |
1644212636 | 1644290853 | t3_smik0l | t5_2to41 | 174 | bahboojoe: TIFU by making Mac N' *Cheese*
This happened a bit ago but I thought I'd share because it was funny... and painful. I was really craving Mac n' Cheese so I thought Id make some myself. I have never made it before, but after watching some videos and reading recipes I thought I had the process down. The one I ... | 5 | 34.8 | |
1644216006 | 1644261780 | t3_smjiqr | t5_2to41 | 20,708 | [deleted]: TIFU by R. Kellying myself because I’m a degenerate
Yup, woke up from a drinking bender and suffered from the usual dehydration and headache combo. Saw a bottle of water and instantly threw back half the bottle. Didn’t really taste it that much and started fucking around on my phone. Took another swig and n... | 13 | 1,592.923077 | |
1644217178 | 1644224133 | t3_smjua4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | dunkin-donuts_wifi: TIFU by washing my Sherpa teddy jacket
so I’m a college student with a nice, warm, fluffy teddy jacket. it feels like being hugged by God. got it two weeks ago and it’s been my absolute favorite article of clothing.
naturally, I’ve worn this jacket quite a lot since I’ve got it. it started to smel... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1644218126 | 1644218834 | t3_smk4b1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Remaek: TIFU by ruining the closest friendship I've had in 10 years.
I've never really had a real friend since middle school. Of course I talk to a couple people every now and then, but never something I'd consider a real friendship. Until recently of course.
I'm now in college and trying to socialize more with ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1644228475 | 1644304034 | t3_smmqdx | t5_2to41 | 226 | quadruple_b: TIFU by giving my sick cat a treat.
my youngest cat has been super ill recently. she's getting better and finally got an appetite.
she was scratching at the box of treats and I was like "Why not"
I opened the treats, this woke up the sleeping cat at the bottom of my bed.
I started making kiss noises s... | 8 | 28.25 | |
1644232007 | 1644255544 | t3_smnnrs | t5_2to41 | 363 | SchizoZomb: TIFU by going on a Tinder getaway
So the problem starts with using tinder.... after a month or so of talking to the girl in another country, I went to meet up with her, not to mention I had friends in the area. Itwas pretty toxic from the beginning, so I waited my time out to leave. Two nights before leavin... | 9 | 40.333333 | |
1644386949 | 1644431576 | t3_smosg4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Man hahaha. Are you 12 or something? Get a life
[deleted]: Some pathetic thot, desperate for attention from strangers on *Reddit*, telling anyone else to “get a life” is truly laughable.
[deleted]: And some dude going through my entire profile to find a way to insult me just for posting a TIFU is even more s... | 10 | 0.9 | |
1644239972 | 1644332070 | t3_smq2jq | t5_2to41 | 547 | [deleted]: TIFU by traumatizing my wife in bed.
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ukiebee: You sexually assaulted your wife.
No means stop immediately, not continue because you decide your satisfaction is so important.
Now that you sexually assaulted her once, your wife is quite sensibly concerned you'll do it again and/or escalate.
I've ... | 16 | 34.1875 | |
1644243035 | 1644245480 | t3_smr54m | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU BE
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Blubbpaule: This is a good way to get banned from a lot of subreddits by just spamming them with useless shit.
SynQ_Envy: What’s that supposed to mean?
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1644246777 | 1644247738 | t3_smsi5v | t5_2to41 | 63 | CambervilleCyclist: TIFU by trying to use eyedrops
With Omicron levels still not all the way down, my husband and I have been doing at home date nights this year. Yesterday's was two resin coaster kits. Despite using the range hood for ventilation my eyes got a bit bothered. Conveniently for me, ever since my husband... | 3 | 21 | |
1644245720 | 1644475020 | t3_sms3p2 | t5_2to41 | 140 | ZZrenz: TIFU by calling my boss a **** stain
TIFU by calling my boss a **** stain
Man, I am a dumbass. Learn from my mistakes. This happened at 1330 Dutch time today.
Cutting a long history between me and my boss short, we have decided that we won't be continuing our relationship. I'll be moving away from the company... | 10 | 14 | |
1644246890 | 1644306527 | t3_smsjoz | t5_2to41 | 688 | TexasNelwyn: TIFU by eating my son's slimy cheerio
I have no idea how y'alls monday is going, but my son was eating some dry cheerios and raisins just now and I reached over and popped a few cheerios in my mouth. One of them was slimy and I looked over at Mikey to see him grinning with a cheerio stuck up his nose. Then... | 6 | 114.666667 | |
1644247750 | 1644249540 | t3_smsv9p | t5_2to41 | -6 | Alternative-Truck906: TIFU: Scared I made chloramine or chlorine gas today, am I gonna die?
I’m really worried as today I decided to bleach my bathroom sink , and then left it there for 10 minutes or so , went to wash my hands with “Sebamed face and body soap” (I know it’s not meant for hands but I use it as they are d... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1644248595 | 1644254145 | t3_smt6ip | t5_2to41 | 337 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rocksavior2010: You talked about it.
You didn’t drop it and then not mention it again. You didn’t leave her to revel in some unknown area of emotion.
Stick with her and keep talking. Relationships are about being open and honest in communication and you two both talked about (an... | 5 | 67.4 | |
1644252678 | 1644329268 | t3_smusew | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mlhigg1973: My instructor was a total hardass, but he’d let us use the bathroom with permission
coren77: I run a martial art school. I let people leave for emergency, but may have them do some push ups to rejoin class. They should have planned better!
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1644254123 | 1644334630 | t3_smvdc5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | strengr: TIFU by staring at pictures of my son's peepee
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crankyp420: I don't understand why this is a TIFU
Savitribaii: Because what the son did was technically illegal, and the dad could have gotten in a lot of trouble if he unknowingly had those photos saved and someone saw
redditorTestorusus: Wait what? It ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1644255714 | 1644278775 | t3_smvztl | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Khale77: ​
Did he dump you because he wanted to hang out with his friends and you were being insecure and sabotaging his board game night?
Then you went over to some dude's house and did stuff with him?
If this is the narrative you're immature and insecure and you p... | 16 | 3 | |
1644255909 | 1644375444 | t3_smw2k3 | t5_2to41 | 14,306 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally letting a 7 and 9 year old get drunk.
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rascellian99: I don't fault you for the mistake. I'm a parent and I know how easily this could happen. The fact that you're worried about your parenting skills means that you'll be just fine.
**But** I do question the wisdom of posting it... | 16 | 894.125 | |
1644258078 | 1644266694 | t3_smwjve | t5_2to41 | 4 | SpartanT100: Thats what i thought too. But you get banned for shit like this now
mawkish: Yeah because people like you are insufferable
SpartanT100: Oh ok, and thats just based on that one comment yes?
mawkish: iT'S NoT HiStOrIcAlLy aCcUrAtE
yep, and I'm right
SpartanT100: And this makes me to what kind of a person?
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1644259714 | 1644325119 | t3_smxloi | t5_2to41 | 31 | Rafiki_17: TIFU by making girlfiend puke while giving me a blowjob
So, me and my gf were in ger car and things started to heat up and started kisssing but neither of us brought condoms so she decided to give me a blowjob. Now to the FU, when we were doing it she always tried to go a little deeper (she has a little mout... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1644262442 | 1644279860 | t3_smyo6y | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: tifu by telling a girl I like that I'm a boring person
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I_FAP_TO_FOXGIRLS: Doubt what you said had anything to do it. She just seems uninterested. I'd just stop talking to her tbh. Unless there's something I'm missing.
Boring-Working-5509: She did say in our previous conversations that she would lov... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1644262633 | 1644264043 | t3_smyr57 | t5_2to41 | 113 | potol93047: TIFU by telling my wife I jack off to plus sized models
My wife has PCOS and major depressive disorder. She sometimes eats when she's sad. And also the PCOS prevents her from losing weight. She also has spinal injury so she can't do certain exercises that would aid in losing that belly fat.
Under these cir... | 8 | 14.125 | |
1644264162 | 1644268138 | t3_smzdkh | t5_2to41 | 109 | briston574: TIFU By having lunch with my son
Preface this by saying I am on mobile so formatting will be crazy, also I'm lazy and dont care about punctuation or spelling errors and a tldr at the bottom.
So, this literally happend an hour or so ago. My son works at Walmart and his store isn't too far away from m... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1644264661 | 1644267008 | t3_smzl0t | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by indirectly causing my crush and his girlfriend to break up
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Skurwycyn: Reach out and say Hi. Nothing to lose
flowercatt: Nah i wouldn't. What he did to his ex he'll do to her.
hands-off-my-waffle: true
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1644267213 | 1644271286 | t3_sn0m0v | t5_2to41 | 31 | Agent_Monke_001: TIFU by aggressively eating only American junk food for 2 weeks and almost killing myself.
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Anxious_Apricot_8885: Supersize me came out years ago you could have just rented that lol
topcat5: The guy who did that movie said he wasn't honest about it.
https://www.consumerfreedom.com/2018/05/i... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1644267698 | 1644269096 | t3_sn0tjw | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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lao7272: At least you leaned don't play with explosives before real bad damage was done. My Mom and her siblings (1 girl, 4 guys I think) along with cousins decided to cut open fireworks, dump the insides in a pile, and light it up.
The eldest brother decided to light it up but ... | 4 | 9 | |
1644268583 | 1644281462 | t3_sn16v2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | the_real_dird: TIFU by asking my company IT guy to reset my password to his name
Actually happened today! I work for a software company with fairly strict security to protect client data, so we're required to reset our passwords every month or so. This morning I was working through the reset process and managed to bung... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1644268667 | 1644269619 | t3_sn182b | t5_2to41 | -4 | rocknrollstar_2000: TIFU By Super Liking a Girl on Tinder, Only to Find Out We Have a Mutual Friend/Acquaintance
Title says it all really. I (19M) Super Liked on someone (20F), who I know of because of College and what not, got nothing, didn't expect to but hey the amount of super likes/likes this person might get yeah... | 4 | -1 | |
1644269307 | 1644300486 | t3_sn1huh | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ols9436: I think I had a seizure trying to understand this one
Minkool: yea well I don't know how else to explain it
agtFlynn: Assuming English is your first language, maybe incorrectly, maybe spend more time in that class instead of here.
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1644269437 | 1644340885 | t3_sn1jti | t5_2to41 | 3 | ResponsibleAd6671: Tifu by accidentally giving my lecturer bad grading without intending to
This just happened today, so I guess that counts.
Now as a backstory, germans always do their grades the other way, as in 1 is for A and 5 is for F, to this day, I still cannot wrap my head around this silly system.
I was qu... | 3 | 1 | |
1644269085 | 1644290027 | t3_sn1ejj | t5_2to41 | 176 | CommentToBeDeleted: TIFU by using my shower as a sauna
This happened years ago, when I was a teenager. The temperature for our hot water heater was cranked up all the way to it's maximum setting. This effectively gave us more time to have hot showers before running out of water.
For whatever reason, I really enjoyed h... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1644272410 | 1644291306 | t3_sn2snj | t5_2to41 | 658 | gothiestbbwchick: TIFU by reading a group text before attempting suicide.
Today, I was going to kill myself. I don't really feel like going into the why or any of that jazz, I was just ready. I had my plan, wrote my note, laid out everything I needed, cleaned up my apartment, and was ready to go. However, the whole tim... | 11 | 59.818182 | |
1644271547 | 1644325390 | t3_sn2fom | t5_2to41 | 34 | featherwolf: TIFU because for years, I thought Fisher Cats were a made-up animal causing me to embarrass myself in front of my wife...
I've lived in New England for about 6 years and when I first moved here, some friends were joking around and said something about Fisher Cats. I'd never heard of them before since I did... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1644276486 | 1644277217 | t3_sn4g6j | t5_2to41 | 19 | jwevil_mevil: TIFU by not telling everyone.
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SadArm4678: [you are gross.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sn3tm2/tifu_by_reading_to_proanorexia_websites/hw0crf2?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
EmiraFromAfar: Sounds like we should be seeing "TIFU by stealing other people's trau... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1644278316 | 1644285259 | t3_sn55fj | t5_2to41 | 33 | mmhhkk: TIFU by warming my feet with Air Maxes on in front of a fireplace
My feet were very cold so I decided to put them in front of the fireplace to warm up a bit, while I had my Nike Air Max sneakers on. Well, some 15 seconds later I hear a loud pop from near the fire that I had never heard before, but I don't see a... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1644279323 | 1644281462 | t3_sn5jkm | t5_2to41 | 20 | Vanil1aOreos: TIFU by accidentally saying the n-word in school
Major ~~fuckup because I'm a stupid shit~~ Oopsie Today. I (14m) accidentally said the n-word in front of my classmate (15m) (black) during a school passing period.
A backstory, one of my teachers has a service dog for emotional trauma en he served in t... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1644282789 | 1644377331 | t3_sn6tiy | t5_2to41 | 4,525 | bright-knight: TIFU by drying my nether regions on the window heater NSFW
I live in an small 1 bedroom apartment with one of those older AC/heaters attached through the window. Almost every morning I wake up, eat breakfast and shower. I live up north so it’s been pretty cold in the mornings so I’ll turn my heat on and ... | 10 | 452.5 | |
1644285783 | 1644287359 | t3_sn7wxj | t5_2to41 | 25 | hoosyourdaddyo: TIFU having to sell 50 pounds of hamburger at a loss
For the first time, I actually have a TIFU! I have a small meat delivery business that my friend and I started up a couple of years ago, doing some home deliveries in our area. One of my customers told me how much she loved the burgers we had, so I ... | 5 | 5 | |
1644288504 | 1644310633 | t3_sn8wlr | t5_2to41 | 178 | sylvieschae: TIFU by opening a message request
I recieved a message request from a random woman who was from the area i grew up in. I didn't recognize the name but figured..why not see what she has to say?
I mean, after all...she is from where I'm from. Maybe an old high school friend? Maybe an old acquaintance? Mayb... | 9 | 19.777778 | |
1644291354 | 1644520706 | t3_sn9xqx | t5_2to41 | 10,685 | bigbootybiotches: TIFU by ruining a 4 year relationship with my fiancé by getting into a fantasy porno scene situation.
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[deleted]: everything aside, i hate how w/w desire is so sexualised in media and porn that people don’t see that as a genuine or real, or something that denotes “cheating”
op — figure out ... | 16 | 667.8125 | |
1644291281 | 1644381472 | t3_sn9wso | t5_2to41 | 43 | pmactheoneandonly: TIFU with a text to the wrong group chat at work...
TL;DR I sent an embarrassing text to the wrong chat and made myself look like an asshat
Oooooh boy. This fuck up actually happened today!
So I climb cellphone towers for work. And today on the way to a job sight that's 6 hours away, my roommate/... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1644291710 | 1644339755 | t3_sna22u | t5_2to41 | 4,717 | burner_acc55: TIFU by playing porn on 4 TVs at a sports bar
This actually happened tonight!
I was at my regular neighborhood bar where I am a regular so my phone automatically connects to their regular wifi that all of their smart TVs are connected to.
I was there since 5 pm. I had used my phone to airplay some stu... | 8 | 589.625 | |
1644291837 | 1644301825 | t3_sna3m4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my yoga instructor a hat
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purethought09: If it makes you feel any better, I would say it’s inhumane not to shear a sheep. Sheep need haircuts or else their wool will get heavy, matted, overgrown, and cover their eyes making them blind. So might as well use their wool for good!
xowieja... | 4 | 5 | |
1644292599 | 1644297640 | t3_snad3o | t5_2to41 | 25 | naammm: TIFU by eating a yogurt that expired on 12/24/2021
So I buy yogurts frequently and eat them almost as frequently. I genuinely believed (key word) that the oldest yogurt in my fridge was max 2 weeks old since I put my new yogurts in the back which pushes the older ones forward. Somehow this yogurt has missed th... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1644295645 | 1644297119 | t3_snbe7f | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a dummy and texting him
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more_beans_mrtaggart: You might be overthinking this.
If he replies, go to his place and see if he has a girlfriend. If he doesn’t reply, it’s no loss because you don’t have anything with him yet.
Where’s the fuckup?
BigJackHorner: Thinking you are ghosted af... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1644297564 | 1644298152 | t3_snc0u3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fast-Ebb-9672: TIFU when I impulsively called a guy the N-word
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MrMailSorter: How does one bump into you if you yourself aren't watching where you're going also
mikeyzee52679: Probably on the phone
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1644298049 | 1644329855 | t3_snc6fs | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by committing a (Jim) Gaffe (again)…
(Pre)L;DR- this story’s gonna suck because I’m on mobile, and still at work
By now y’all know I work for everyone’s favorite square-burger joint in the United States. I take orders at the drive thru, and the headsets, which were all required to wear, have... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1644306921 | 1644314872 | t3_snerid | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a horny Reddit hookup - Part 4
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Rage922001: Look, this is gonna be an unpopular opinion, but the way I see it is, her mental health is not an excuse for being like this. She is acting in a very aggressive and dangerous manor.
Now her mental health might be the reason for it but it's ... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1644307652 | 1644327403 | t3_snez3d | t5_2to41 | 13 | virgincity: TIFU by letting my boyfriend see my apartment
ok so… very embarrassed to share but i thought y’all might like to hear my massive fuckup
to start with, i’m a pretty clean dude 22m. however… my bathroom is a different story. i live with 3 other people and have a quite… incompetent landlord.
this unfortunat... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1644339439 | 1644368671 | t3_snf3zs | t5_2to41 | 15 | raven1087: Why did u comment 3 times?
C0wbab3: I dont understand? What did I comment 3 times?
raven1087: The same thing on the same comment. Like, I see three comments saying:
>>The pan was warm because I had already roasted some almonds for a salad
C0wbab3: I had some problems posting the comment and I only see... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1644309538 | 1644310315 | t3_snfg9n | t5_2to41 | 50 | DanielaThePialinist: TIFU by eating someone else’s food
For purposes of the subreddit, it says TIFU, but this actually happened months ago, not today. So last year for two months I worked at a local fast food burger shop, and on our breaks we got free meals (which was my favorite part of the job lol). One day I put in ... | 5 | 10 | |
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Turbulent_Coast5002: I honestly think you're in love with the "you" you were back then, he just happened to be in your life.
pretentiously-bored: This.
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1644313078 | 1644428752 | t3_sngbkg | t5_2to41 | 9 | miss_a_miss: TIFU by being curious about existance of scat fetish subreddits...
...While eating my breakfast.
Usually I start my mornings with a cup of coffee and after I finish drinking it, I prepare myself a nice, healthy, nutritious meal. I'm new on Reddit, so I kind of got addicted to it, and now I really enjoy e... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1644314771 | 1644337128 | t3_sngqtd | t5_2to41 | 46 | Scarlet0612: TIFU by almost killing my manager with a heart condition
First time posting in this sub! I hope my story isn't too long and boring.
A bit of context:
I'm Chinese and my wife got a job offer in China so we're very excited to move back home for a new adventure. But it doesn't seem so for my manager who de... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1644323385 | 1644336524 | t3_snj2ax | t5_2to41 | 1,222 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Samasher17: I believe precisely dick percent of this story.
obiwanolivia: Was just about to make this comment. Triflin’ ass OP
SirEnzyme: I believe there's a dick percent chance you were about to make *that* comment
obiwanolivia: I agree with precisely dick of that assessment.
Sir... | 6 | 203.666667 | |
1644323817 | 1644347583 | t3_snj77g | t5_2to41 | 696 | KateandJack: TIFU by sounding like a creeper at work
Literally just happened and I’m mortified. So I work at a daycare in the 2 year old room. I’m a opener so I’m there when all the kids are dropped off in the morning. I have this one little girl in my room who’s dad is kind of silly/goofy and jokes around a lot. Not i... | 5 | 139.2 | |
1644328232 | 1644349489 | t3_snkpq2 | t5_2to41 | 4,729 | ChaoticForkingGood: TIFU by dropping the f-bomb at Disney World
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StrangerOnTheReddit: "Who lets their baby run away from them, on their own, in a place like WDW?"
Most people unfortunately, especially at WDW. Nothing bad ever happens at Disney, right? 🙃
ape-drape: Those gators gotta eat.
savvyblackbird: I wa... | 12 | 394.083333 | |
1644329856 | 1644342988 | t3_snlb8w | t5_2to41 | -11 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for asking a guy to get me a water
Not too long ago, I went to a bar, and met people my age there. Before that I had drank a cocktail. While I was with them, I had three shots. My brother had a cup of tequila, and since it’s clear, I thought it was water, so I drank some of that.
I was feel... | 5 | -2.2 | |
1644329394 | 1644344202 | t3_snl53u | t5_2to41 | 685 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting really high and drunk with my pals, ordering too much chicken and chasing a terrified woman down the road.
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CircusMonke: As a woman, this is not funny at all. Men really should be aware of how a solo woman would feel about a man chasing her at night time. This was probably traumatizi... | 10 | 68.5 | |
1644334525 | 1644354668 | t3_snlyha | t5_2to41 | 44 | Jankster79: Wait what? He only had one drumstick so he chopped his arm off???
Ethandrul: Musician in the 80s were tough. Wait till you hear about spinal taps drummers.
RaposaRuiva: The police said it's better not even to try and discover what happened.
Ethandrul: One of those mysteries better left unsolved.
Feeling-Min... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1644335517 | 1644382340 | t3_snneqc | t5_2to41 | 2,193 | theHobblen: TIFU by hugging a friend
I’m a guy who prefers to make female friends because i find them kinder and more fun. I’m also in a new school so I don’t know very many people yet.
Anyway i have a crush (called M) who (i am pretty sure) liked me back until today, more or less. She was showing some signs: Initia... | 19 | 115.421053 | |
1644336250 | 1644341034 | t3_snnp1p | t5_2to41 | 24 | Karev__: TIFU by spilling instant coffee on my laptop and now guilt + anxiety won't let me sleep
I know this isn't the type of post you typically see here but Im going to post it anyway.
I'm still a student and dependent on parents. Fortunately, dad has enough money to get me my own laptop for college a year ago. Un... | 4 | 6 | |
1644336173 | 1644347433 | t3_snnnzu | t5_2to41 | 56 | PrivatelySad: TIFU by leaving BDSM gear in the laundry room
While the original act was a couple of days ago, I was confronted with my fuck up today so that counts.
My BF(M29) and I (F22) lived together a while ago but he moved back in with his parents when we broke up. We have since gotten back together and our relati... | 4 | 14 | |
1644339060 | 1644339520 | t3_snosc0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | MassiveBeanz69: TIFU by eating dog food
Me and some friends of mine were playing table-tennis in the school, it was in lunch break.
Three more "friends" who went to nearby supermarket joined us and offered me a bun with something in brown sauce in it. They said it was some kind of beef and if I wanted to try. I, skepti... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1644340429 | 1644348031 | t3_snpc5u | t5_2to41 | -3 | Dan_Arc: TIFU by ruining my feet
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Exzerofive: It's a troll post guys. Don't feed the troll.
Dan_Arc: satire, but I can see why you would be confused
NeedleworkerNo4656: sayire is supposed to be funny, isn't it?
Dan_Arc: the state of this sub isn't funny, either 😢
NeedleworkerNo4656: so your solution is to act... | 8 | -0.375 | |
1644343271 | 1644463171 | t3_snqh2k | t5_2to41 | 94 | Individual_Issue_435: TIFU - White Towel
My girl and I were watching her favorite show in my room one evening after school. After a few abysmal episodes of One tree hill, one thing lead to another and my she graciously rewarded me for my patience and vigorously pleasured me until completion. She Then reaches over and g... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1644343627 | 1644440093 | t3_snqmjy | t5_2to41 | 124 | blablajajaja: TIFU and lost $5 simply because of social anxiety
So in my country you can recycle your cans and get money from it. I had recycled cans and got a receipt for $5, I thought nice, $5 off my purchase when I scan it at the self-checkout.
Well I went to the self-checkout and scanned everything. After I had pa... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1644344066 | 1644976891 | t3_snqszt | t5_2to41 | 13,742 | Obvious_abject: TIFU by wearing kegal balls to work
I can't even right now. I can't believe I did this in the first place, but I can't believe things went down the way they did. I'm trying to type this before my lunch hour ends.
I dabble in light bdsm play. I've been playing around with kegel balls while I working fro... | 11 | 1,249.272727 | |
1644343859 | 1644370082 | t3_snqpz6 | t5_2to41 | 36 | lionheart1080: TIFU by not realizing my wife didn’t have her zoom background on and I walked past in my boxers and her colleagues saw me.
This just happened a few minutes ago and I’m sure it’s happened / will happen to someone else too.
My wife and I are painting our bedroom so I decided to sleep in the office and let... | 3 | 12 | |
1644345943 | 1644346073 | t3_snrjmn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being honest and wanting to inform others about deceit
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ThugginPink: In our world friend, no one likes the truth. In fact, it makes them angry.
jesse-13: Definitely, especially since if they were honest they would have almost no customers
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1644345636 | 1644346877 | t3_snrfbn | t5_2to41 | 245 | Novel_Rutabaga: TIFU by accidentally roasting my boss's boss
TLDR made a joke to a higher up that went too far because my brain wasn't working
We have a tornado drill scheduled for a day this week. Since I'm new, I was asking around for protocol. I said, "When we were in school, we put textbooks over our heads." My bo... | 5 | 49 | |
1644346933 | 1644349880 | t3_snrxzw | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by soiling myself in front of my partner's mum
Yeah that's right. So I'm at home, back home early from work, in the kitchen fixing myself up some fried chicken and chips and my partners mum taps me on the shoulder and scares the shit out of me (literally!). Next thing I knew I dropped a massive poop rig... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1644347674 | 1644351161 | t3_sns8k7 | t5_2to41 | 39 | justjustin10: TIFU by wearing an anime shirt to an interview
So I had an interview today for some warehouse job that sounded like a nice little job (average pay good schedule) to have for a few months before I go to college. So it’s winter time where I live and in the mornings it’s absolutely freezing so I thought I co... | 3 | 13 | |
1644348046 | 1644417277 | t3_snsdrw | t5_2to41 | 634 | smonkyou: TIFU by dropping the f-bomb at the musical Wicked
Inspired by the recent Walt Disney World post here’s mine that happened years ago.
My wife and I went to see Wicked before it hit Broadway. She was super excited because she meant to read the book but never finished.
I was super excited because I read the ... | 7 | 90.571429 | |
1644348964 | 1644454432 | t3_snsqv3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | No_Cheek_8771: TIFU BY TELLING MY YOUNGER STEPSISTER THAT I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER
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Shot-Presence3147: Howe long have you been step siblings?
No_Cheek_8771: About a year. And I've liked her for about 9 months
Shot-Presence3147: I saw, sunny worry about it. You aren't siblings and haven't been raised as siblings... | 12 | 0.916667 | |
1644349061 | 1644349795 | t3_snss8r | t5_2to41 | 16 | Jwsawnt_pressed: TIFU by being a Muslim and a Lesbian
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anhangera: So, you made two threads with wholly different backstories, at the same time, on the same sub
That is some next level karma farming
N_O_I_Z: I just saw this too. Honestly quite pissed about the first post they made since I actually went through... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1644348965 | 1644350265 | t3_snsqvi | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jwsawnt_pressed: TIFU by being a Muslim.
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MadMic1314: Total Karma Farming... Two stories with different backgrounds at the same time on the same sub...
minitaba: Read the other one, thanks for showing
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1644349120 | 1644408968 | t3_snst3t | t5_2to41 | 67 | StoopidDingus69: TIFU by dropping the F bomb on a nationwide conference call
This happened last Thursday. I work for a very large engineering company and was hopping on a nationwide call for a working group that I’m interested in joining, and there were about 55 people on the call from all over the country when I joine... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1644350110 | 1644351625 | t3_snt6tk | t5_2to41 | 19 | AcneMan420: TIFU by buying a 4 year old gaming laptop
I bought a 4 year old gaming laptop from someone for 640$ (and paid in cash) because I wanted to use it for a short trip. After a while of using it I discovered it has a weird issue where if you go into settings in windows or the brightness it will freeze and go bla... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1644350799 | 1644351993 | t3_sntgz3 | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Imashelbob: W…what did I just read
Haterframe: Yeah just my thoughts exactly...
You are a vivid writer and a hero 😂👍
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1644351191 | 1644384649 | t3_sntmib | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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karmeleeon: As someone who recently destroyed a left airpod pro, I sympathize. I’d also like to bring up the fact that apple says you can buy a replacement for 89 bucks, but that actually isn’t really true. I tried, and to even have the *option* to buy a replacement you have to al... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1644352905 | 1644353272 | t3_snua7x | t5_2to41 | 9 | aweirdoatbest: TIFU by eating a lot of Fibre1 granola bars
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[deleted]: Damn, you must really not ever eat fiber for that little amount to do that much to you
aweirdoatbest: My poop schedule has been like this for years, even before university when I was pretty healthy (I danced 20 hours a week and had lots of ... | 3 | 3 | |
1644353730 | 1644391012 | t3_snulea | t5_2to41 | 8,186 | BenevolentChoice: TIFU by not taking the scratching sensation in my ear seriously.
This began about two weeks ago after I was doing some gardening work for our neighbours. After a full day working on trimming bushes and sorting out other various tasks, I sat down on my couch and felt a strange tickling/scratching feel... | 9 | 909.555556 | |
1644353462 | 1644359252 | t3_snuhqw | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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breakevencloud: "Joke's on you, I hate my dad!"
31spiders: *breaks out his Emperor voice*
**DO IT! Do it now!!**
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1644356196 | 1644356616 | t3_snvkg6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU - I exploded over a small joke
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mrpak0: that sucks man, best plan is to act above it tomorrow. don’t let them get to you
Familiar-Okra-496: 100% you blew your top in public. Their gonna try and make it blow again. Be prepared.
If someone keeps pushing you why you so stressed out tell them you f... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1644356470 | 1644373245 | t3_snvo9c | t5_2to41 | 234 | glittering_bitch: TIFU by not trusting my sex partners when they told me it was not their nails
A fuck-up starting two years ago and mystery was solved today.
Two years ago, I decided to use the coil as a contraceptive. Once inserted (an almost easy ride, except for the freaking contractions for 4 days after), I live... | 4 | 58.5 | |
1644360243 | 1644372632 | t3_snx60o | t5_2to41 | 117 | VegasBurn: TIFU By eating bananas for breakfast.
How many bananas you ask? Too many.
For the past few days I've had an undying craving to eat bananas and peanut butter for breakfast. Usually one or two. But not today... nope; today I ate seven. That's right - 7. And half a jar of peanut butter to boot.
So I'm at wor... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1644360804 | 1644362741 | t3_snxduw | t5_2to41 | 17 | cebeezly82: TIFU: MS Edge auto fill may have almost ruined a blind man and foster child's life
Okay, quick background info. I am blind, am fostering a teen, and just picked up a second job so have been super busy. Teen has been snowed in at my house for over two weeks practically. I know she is bored as all out hell, a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1644362465 | 1644365472 | t3_sny0r7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Kangar: Did you have time to save your game?
S_A_R_K: And did you catch your step mom being naughty in the shower? This might very well be the first original plot for a porno in 15 years
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1644363502 | 1644363637 | t3_snyfd7 | t5_2to41 | 92 | eto2629: TIFU by not using my arms for 22 years
Well, it's not life but the results of it are painful for now. I hope it'll be gone by the time and workout.
Since I was a child my body weight was always on upper limits and with time and my eating disorder I become morbidly obese. And I finally realized it will be very... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1644363120 | 1644405708 | t3_sny9vc | t5_2to41 | 16 | LucidDragonOfTheEast: TIFU by getting crashed in to my mom’s car by my friend
So. Sigh. A couple of hours ago around 12:30pm (00:30+-) I (M19) was with my younger (M17) brother and a good friend of mine (M20) met up to hang around.
Some context backstory; He told me he was upset because he had argued with his girlfri... | 4 | 4 |
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