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Nuggetzfan: Let it ride and cross your fingers they don’t report you to the police . Which it sounds like they aren’t going to based on this story.
Fnord1966: Soo they actually have to report it. It's a controlled substance. If a single pill comes up missing they would have to ... | 9 | 3 | |
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Mikey_the_bestTMNT: Even with my feeble female brain I can not compute.
Mikey_the_bestTMNT: Ha. Compoot.
Bagaudi45: Haha. Cumpoot
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1644372426 | 1644375063 | t3_so1o75 | t5_2to41 | 6 | lulugingerspice: TIFU by blowing a guy's and his ex's minds
I was going to do this with a throwaway, but I've experienced enough embarrassment already that posting it to my main reddit account can't make it much worse. Usual disclaimer of posting from mobile, so please forgive any formatting mistakes.
Every word you a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1644374381 | 1644422468 | t3_so2d64 | t5_2to41 | 466 | traxx240: TIFU by having too small of a dick for this girl during sex
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[deleted]: Quite the eye catching title there… now to start the story.
Okay, just read this. Um, I don’t know what to say other than I’m sorry.
As a woman I would suggest to work on your foreplay from kissing, caressing, knowing what are... | 14 | 33.285714 | |
1644372582 | 1644410788 | t3_so1q4s | t5_2to41 | 126 | bootlegoose: TIFU by walking to my shed half-dressed…
On mobile, so hope formatting’s ok. Happened this morning. I was headed to my shed to put a 50 lbs. bag of pea gravel in it. I didn’t think this would be a feat, so I didn’t bother putting on clothes, only threw on a house coat. To get to my shed, you have to go dow... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1644373534 | 1644410331 | t3_so22ij | t5_2to41 | 22 | Doobiesnackin: TIFU by trusting my 2 yo to stay in the toilet.
My family just moved into a new house. We love watching hockey. We missed an epic fight and wanted to rewind to watch it, but our cable hasn’t been switched yet. There’s no rewinding. So, I go through the automated customer service menu, take a leak while I... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1644375959 | 1644398444 | t3_so2xiq | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheSeeker07: So~ are you still doing this? :p
bananastasia92: Doing what? Sellingng my own videos?
TheSeeker07: Yeah, and the like.
bananastasia92: Lol yes I am
TheSeeker07: Nice. You go girl
bananastasia92: Wish I knew how to set up an only fans. Might get me by better until I ge... | 9 | 4 | |
1644376096 | 1644377332 | t3_so2z64 | t5_2to41 | 53 | akhanna0010: TIFU by allowing my girlfriend to cheat on me
So, my gf and I have been dating for 3 years, and she told me that she's a bi, but I never beleived her, used to tease her about it.
She asked me one day if i would be okay if she had sex with another girl, and me, being the idiot I am, dared her to it....
Last... | 8 | 6.625 | |
1644376740 | 1644381425 | t3_so36sh | t5_2to41 | 32 | dak0tah: tifu by eating a mcdonald's hash brown
so mcdonalds is doing some silly "menu hack" promotion, acknowledging the longstanding tradition to build silly meals from the value menu, such as the land, air, and sea, a mcfish & a mcchicken stuffed inside a mcdouble.
as a teen, i enjoyed these silly sandwiches, s... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1644376698 | 1644413389 | t3_so36bk | t5_2to41 | 56 | ballin_balas: TIFU by letting my family in the delivery room with me when I was giving birth
Okay so this was actually at the end of 2019 right before the pandemic started, right when my first was born. I figured this was too funny to not share, despite it being a nightmare at the time.
It all started when my fiancé ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1644376405 | 1644444022 | t3_so32u6 | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by pushing my spouse to seek help
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thumbtwiddlerguy: If she was in a place we she needs as much help as she seems to need, the best thing you can do is give her space to find the help.
Not to probe too much, but you put the story on the internet, so I’m gonna.
How long have you been married... | 12 | 5.5 | |
1644378326 | 1644434387 | t3_so3pm4 | t5_2to41 | 30,449 | ThrowAway287436: TIFU by telling my gf about my internet past
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Dash775: Basically a casual 4channer found a real 4channer
SirCoitusMaximus: This.... This doggo beaatiality claim thing doesn't exist right?
.. Right?
whataremyxomycetes: Early 2010s were wild and weird.
-Agonarch: Hey, back in my day we had Goat... | 15 | 2,029.933333 | |
1644379607 | 1644380900 | t3_so456e | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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highriskdriver: -love- toys. Feels almost worse when you say it that way lol.
LingonberryTimely397: 😂 I thought it was funny
highriskdriver: It calls for way more of a reaction lol. Like oowwww eewwwww aahhhhh. LOVE toys.
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1644382018 | 1644441787 | t3_so4w3w | t5_2to41 | -23 | lunatrix132: TIFU by calling a breast cancer survivor ugly to her face
Ok so this actually happened a couple years ago but it plagued me to my core to this very day.
I used to work at a wedding shop selling bridesmaids dresses when I was 18. Early on, like a couple weeks of being there, we had a solo appointment for... | 4 | -5.75 | |
1644392296 | 1644424699 | t3_so7v9h | t5_2to41 | 6,886 | justcheckingifI: TIFU by making my wife think I was suicidal again
This happened last night and the consequences had just come to fruition. For context, a few years ago I suffered from depression that was severe enough for me to have suicidal tendencies and thoughts. Thankfully with medication, therapy and the support ... | 12 | 573.833333 | |
1644397632 | 1644398073 | t3_so97ge | t5_2to41 | 14 | iknowthisischeesy: TIFU by complaining.
I recently joined my dream course at a Pastry School. Because of COVID the face to face classes was postponed and instead initial theory is being covered via online conferencing (i.e. zoom).
So we had just taken our first break and I was tired and bored. So I was telling my mom... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1644400239 | 1644422343 | t3_so9tjh | t5_2to41 | 13 | ksam1891: TIFU by meeting with a “friend”
TL;DR met with a friend, he wanted sex instead
NSFW
So, I met with a guy from college. We had brief encounters but they were really nice. He wasn’t attractive and he was really nice, a gentleman. So after so, so long n my friend reminded me of him, I contacted him. I thought... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1644418992 | 1644425710 | t3_sofoar | t5_2to41 | 26,236 | Trevors-Axiom-: TIFU by getting caught in the bedroom by our daughter
I guess I technically fucked up a few days ago, but just learned about it yesterday. Being parents of an 8yo, it can be hard to find time to be intimate unless it’s 2am. A few days ago our daughter was busy watching a movie in the living room so we t... | 12 | 2,186.333333 | |
1644420286 | 1644420460 | t3_sog5lt | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Haterframe: Why the TIFU? If you both are happy with it...
DieDae: Indeed.
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1644434998 | 1644515895 | t3_sogix9 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Sean_13: I'm into men but dating a woman. It's called bisexuality.
Omnizoom: I think theirs also that other middle ground where you like women but don’t care if it’s biological female or not
Sean_13: Sexuality is a spectrum. But if a guy is into (only) women regardless of AGAB, I think that is straight.
Omnizoom: Well ... | 12 | 4.25 | |
1644425355 | 1644426241 | t3_soi2fw | t5_2to41 | 9 | Pandepon: TIFU by giving myself alcoholic ketoacidosis
Obligatory: This happened over the weekend to today.
I been suffering with chronic binge drinking and alcohol dependency disorder all pandemic. January 1st I decided to quit. I was successful for over a month. I relapsed over the weekend, drinking the same amount ... | 3 | 3 | |
1644425523 | 1644427777 | t3_soi4mb | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving an email open that my wife read and now she is going to leave me and take our child.
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rrickitickitavi: Dude. Ignore all the haters. You never slept with this person. Not saying what you did was fine, but it sounds like there is unhappiness in this marriage and you are both looking fo... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1644426289 | 1644451035 | t3_soifnc | t5_2to41 | 377 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate: Ruined 4 year relationship with fiancée because I found myself in a fantasy porno situation.
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drillbit_456: Aren’t you the one that did this while your gf was upstairs with 2 other girls? How was that not cheating?
bigbootybiotches: She has permission to mess with girls
Puzzleheaded-Cry-3... | 7 | 53.857143 | |
1644430013 | 1644440811 | t3_sojvdx | t5_2to41 | 33 | Throwaway1111115425: TIFU by showing my mother a hitler game
It was durring the weekend and I found this real tv show heil honey i'm home it was a weird sitcom and I couldn't stop laughing about how it actually existed so I showed my mother we found it really funny, then I tell her about this steam game I found in m... | 3 | 11 | |
1644429817 | 1644448518 | t3_sojsnv | t5_2to41 | 51 | SquishySpark: TIFU by teaching my kid to trash talk
My husband (40) and I (38f) have a pretty good sense of humor, and we raise our kids Storm (14m) and Sunshine (10f) the same.
We are gamers and nerds, and we use sarcasm and dark humor often. However, we also try to instill in our kids that there’s an appropriate tim... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1644430260 | 1644431086 | t3_sojyny | t5_2to41 | 83 | PaddyRiku52: TIFU by laughing out loud at a disabled person.
I was at a small theme park in the UK called Flamingo Land. Its a joint theme park/ zoo. I was queueing up for a ride called Velocity where you basically sit on a motorbike shaped cart and it goes 0-60 in like 3 seconds. It's great. I was right at the front o... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1644427849 | 1644949243 | t3_soj12g | t5_2to41 | 127 | DJ_Derack: TIFU by telling a cancer patient they look like a cancer patient
So I recently discovered this sub and it brought back a memory of one of the my most awkward moments of my life and when I felt like a piece of shit for a joke. It was maybe about 10 years ago when I was around 16 at my first ever house party i... | 4 | 31.75 | |
1644431265 | 1644464994 | t3_sokccn | t5_2to41 | 161 | CoholicAl: TIFU by painting the bathroom wall brown
TIFU by embarrassing myself beyond belief. This was actually on Sunday night/Monday morning - I am just now able to build up the courage to share my story. I went up to bed on Sunday evening and felt pretty normal. I fell asleep around 11 pm and woke up at 1:30 am wit... | 4 | 40.25 | |
1644430985 | 1644432586 | t3_sok8is | t5_2to41 | 16 | that1grlWhatsHerName: TIFU by scrolling Reddit before bed
The FU was last night, and effects were felt this morning. I (31, F) woke up today before my alarm went off, with anxiety, from a social nightmare of a dream. It wasn't scary, just an extremely uncomfortable/awkward social situation that I would never put myself... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1644431862 | 1644433099 | t3_sokk61 | t5_2to41 | 201 | Background-Guard5643: TIFU by not erasing a sex tape on my phone.
My house is a full one and my husband and I rarely get a moment to ourselves. Over the Christmas break our children went to visit grandma and we had the whole house to ourselves. We used this time to reconnect and one time we even recorded it. I thought ... | 6 | 33.5 | |
1644431563 | 1644434005 | t3_sokg7z | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu by taking out my frustrations on my boyfriend
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Rosey991: How about some anger issues therapy
BeautifulNervesx: It might sound worse when its written out but it’s not like anything was out of control…. there wasn’t like any bloody murder screaming type shit, just a lot yelling about the day to e... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1644430195 | 1644436368 | t3_sojxse | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting I put "dope man" as the answer to "who was your first employer" question.
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Surveymonkee: If they ask, you were the dope man on a drill rig (floorhand) or for a plumber (plumber's apprentice). Pipe dope is a thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe\_dope
SweetTee219: Wish I woul... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1644436751 | 1644438370 | t3_someaz | t5_2to41 | 21 | ELPhantasmo97: TIFU by answering a spam phone call
Obligatory this didn’t happen today but yesterday. While I was at work yesterday, I get a Spam Risk phone call, but I did what I always do and mute it and let it go to voicemail. However, this same number called back two more times which usually never happens but I s... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1644436860 | 1644472546 | t3_somg8x | t5_2to41 | 5,009 | FinnBalur1: TIFU by realizing when you share your screen on Zoom, people can still see you
So, I'm a teacher at a high school. We do online classes two days a week and we've been doing them for a couple months now.
Today, I realized that the students could see me even when I screen share the lesson. I thought nobody c... | 9 | 556.555556 | |
1644437800 | 1644460411 | t3_somtf0 | t5_2to41 | 228 | ErectSunflower: TIFU by trying to save money on auto repair
Obligatory this happened awhile ago. I was on a road trip back home and my turbo shredded itself. Rented a Uhaul and trailer to get it the rest of the way. Got some quotes and figured I didn't need to spend that much money for the fix, I could do it myself. Or... | 6 | 38 | |
1644439121 | 1645816312 | t3_sonbcs | t5_2to41 | 8 | Whyamifulloftrouble: TIFU my typos made me look like a predator and I am not a predator
So I was chatting with this random person on Reddit (I must have like 40 Dms open lol) and we were confessing our crushes. Then I started saying babies and kids are cute (not in a predatory way). And then she was agreeing and we we... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1644438669 | 1644457934 | t3_son5dt | t5_2to41 | 25 | Kneepucker: TIFU by almost dying in a fire with my dog
I had to put some custom finish made of Penetrol, linseed oil and paint thinner on a metal sculpture for a show tomorrow. I used a lot of rags in the process. When I was finished, I put all the rags in a towel, like a hobo bundle, and tossed it in the trunk of m... | 5 | 5 | |
1644438981 | 1644458875 | t3_son9i9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Fishbonezz707: TIFU by almost getting in a fight.
Obligatory this actually happened Friday night.
So I (27M) was at a local bar with a friend. It was about 11 or 12 and I had been out at the bars since I got off work around 4 so I had a pretty good buzz going. Eventually I decided to go out back for a cigarette, for c... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1644446775 | 1644451583 | t3_soq8cf | t5_2to41 | 13 | J-soccer: TIFU: I almost took my teachers head off.
Hi sorry for any misspellings I’m on a phone on the bus heading back to school.
I’m part of a school district that has a building students can take classes at that will help them towards there profession or to explore different professions. I’m taking a drone pilot c... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1644451322 | 1644460695 | t3_sorxmf | t5_2to41 | 7,739 | OHaraThrowmeawayy808: TIFU by telling my sister about my bully
So I'll start this off by saying this happened last week. I'm a 16F and currently in high school and my sister is 17F. Well this girl in my school has been giving me shit for about a month now. I'm very skinny and this girl is a lot bigger than me and she's... | 12 | 644.916667 | |
1644454271 | 1644465909 | t3_sosypq | t5_2to41 | 852 | TemporaryBest6549: TIFU by causing an explosion 40,000ft above the Atlantic Ocean on an international flight.
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ShadowFoxx307: I ... I hate to be that guy but I feel like I've read this before.
RefridgeratorRaider_: [yeah](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5ayp17/tifu_by_causing_an_explosion_40000ft_above_... | 8 | 106.5 | |
1644454813 | 1644460433 | t3_sot5c7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | PrimaryMud6013: TIFU by grunting while getting a blowjob
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rickjko: My wet dreams with my neighbor Amanda.
AcrobaticSource3: You want Amanda Hugnkiss?
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1644455731 | 1644461538 | t3_sotgzw | t5_2to41 | 71 | well-fiddlesticks: TIFU by trying to wash my comforter in a bathtub
This just happened to me/is still happening.
Let me begin by saying my partner is currently deployed for over a year on the other side of the world, my emotionally abusive mother is coming down to visit for a week, and my anxiety/depression have been ... | 8 | 8.875 | |
1644456268 | 1644470663 | t3_sotnvy | t5_2to41 | 33 | AwardJumpy4990: TIFU my tongue.
So today, I fucked up my tongue.
I was helping a customer look for something in the grocery store I work at, and the item wasn't on the shelf. It was a certain brand of frozen ravioli that we sell. I told her I'd go in to the walk-in freezer and take a look around. So far, fairly nor... | 3 | 11 | |
1644457148 | 1644458172 | t3_sotyou | t5_2to41 | 28 | CharacterFree9291: TIFU by confiscating my son’s Gameboy and hiding it. For 18 years...
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Steemboatwilly: I swear I have seen this before
0x0D0ALineBreak: Yeah... I think I have too.
Steemboatwilly: It’s just one of those stories that kinda sticks in your mind. The time period is what did it for me.
Unless the... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1644456852 | 1644530347 | t3_sotv30 | t5_2to41 | 8 | AqueousSilver91: TIFU by accidentally letting my roommate's dog poison herself.
Never posted here before, not a great look, I know... But I have to get this off my chest.
OK let's start with the cast of characters here. My friend from college, P, married the love of his life, B, not that long ago. They have been livi... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1644457463 | 1644460624 | t3_sou2ni | t5_2to41 | 8 | PlatypusDream: TIFU by not reading the whole sign
Took a company car to run around town doing some work Monday. It has our company name, logo, & phone number on both sides & the back. I'm usually a calm, cautious, proactive driver anyway, but in a company vehicle I really mind my manners.
The boss mentioned "... | 4 | 2 | |
1644457929 | 1644464334 | t3_sou8ig | t5_2to41 | 20 | Undercoverboi_27: TIFU by falling on face with my pants down while my parents were in the room next to me.
So I have hemorrhoids, and one of the things I have to do daily is apply hemorrhoid cream, which I do in my room.
The typical routine is to take off my pants, lay down on my bed, pull my underwear down to my ank... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1644458983 | 1644509745 | t3_soumto | t5_2to41 | 1,011 | EtOHMartini: TIFU by being picked to snitch on a colleague...then she pulled an Uno Reverse and I got written up
Obligatory, this wasn't today. This was a long time ago, when I worked for a large orange home improvement store. I was about 19 and it was one of my first "adult" jobs.
There are a few days worth of traini... | 7 | 144.428571 | |
1644459102 | 1644459870 | t3_souoe2 | t5_2to41 | 61 | butternutinmysquaash: TIFU Serving Up an Authentic Italian Experience
I just had a 4 top. They all say hi and all that then the older guy in seat 1 starts gettin all fancy sounding with like an Italian accent goin "heya Butternut you gonna tayke good care of us huh?!"
and I'm like oh I can play this game.
So I give... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1644460209 | 1644470707 | t3_sov2hs | t5_2to41 | 7 | thursday_jones: TIFU by kissing my friend while we were both drunk
I tried to post this to the "AITA" sub but couldn't so I'm posting here. I already feel like a massive asshole and am fully willing to admit it if I'm at fault, but wanted to hear from others. Names abbreviated for privacy.
A few days ago some friends ... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1644460910 | 1644462942 | t3_sovbcf | t5_2to41 | 36 | jesscmeow: Tifu- quoting a comedy movie during sex
My boyfriend (30m) and I (31f) were getting ready for bed. Boyfriend knew I didn’t have an early morning so he put on Trainwreck with Amy Schumer. He can laugh at it but has seen it and can go to sleep with it on.
While cuddling in bed, one thing led to another. We w... | 4 | 9 | |
1644461917 | 1644476111 | t3_sovo6j | t5_2to41 | 264 | BD420SM: TIFU by getting my fish shitfaced on hard cider for over 24 hours
This happened in the last 24+ hours. My big 20 gallon molly breeding tank started getting cloudy. No big deal, just a bacteria bloom. Happens sometimes. Well, I was only partially right. It was a bacteria bloom, yeast to be specific. After about... | 4 | 66 | |
1644463367 | 1644637555 | t3_sow6t5 | t5_2to41 | 3,714 | B_Bibbles: TIFU by not putting two and two together.
Tl:Dr: My wife already knew my new friends wife, perhaps more intimately than I could have ever imagined.
My daughter used to do a sport, and while I was there watching class one day with my phone out, this adorable little 2 year old comes up, hops in my lap and sa... | 14 | 265.285714 | |
1644463739 | 1644577363 | t3_sowbc6 | t5_2to41 | 157 | captainbiggus_dickus: TIFU by unintentionally breaking my friends collarbone.
I m a teen and was playing 7 on 7 football. It’s was the end of practice and we decided to play a fun scrimmage.
Everything was going great until my friend ran a go route on me and I tried to cover him. He jumped up to get the ball and I pu... | 9 | 17.444444 | |
1644465144 | 1644467926 | t3_sowsmj | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by emailing highly confidential file to one of our suppliers causing my boss imagining strangling me to death
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the_007_remix: Haha it is ok, start applying for jobs i guess just in case
quelin1: Especially at the suppliers, they owe ya one!
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1644467369 | 1644472192 | t3_soxk55 | t5_2to41 | 198 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally screenshotting a risqué tiktok and then presenting it to my girlfriend
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NotMyProblem19K: I'd be pissed at my S/O if they were using Tik Tok too...
Ok_General9620: Tried explaining this to my 32 year old boyfriend YES 32. He refuses to delete it despite the constant underaged gir... | 8 | 24.75 | |
1644463665 | 1644489758 | t3_sowaff | t5_2to41 | 6 | _cant_talk: TIFU by bailing on this girl I like not once, not twice, but three times
I saw her around campus a couple times, asked her if she wants to hang out. She and her friend come to my dorm.
I have this weird relationship with the girls in the dorm next door, 2 are gay, 1 is in a relationship, and the other I’m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1644477938 | 1644485722 | t3_sp0ppl | t5_2to41 | 86 | AnonAndy445: TIFU by wanting to help out an homeless person
So me and my friends are in Pilsen ( Czech Republic ) right now for some sight seeing. We were hungry so we got some food and i bought an pepsi in a can aswell. So we are eating and down the street i see a homeless person checking the trashcans and appr... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1644478462 | 1644527120 | t3_sp0uom | t5_2to41 | 7,095 | firmmaybe: TIFU my entire life
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Yawzheek: I'm slightly younger than OP and I've learned throughout the years as I've aged to give people the benefit of the doubt. Everyone makes mistakes, it's no big deal. People deserve second chances. Avoid passing judgment because you don't know the circumstances...
... th... | 18 | 394.166667 | |
1644482725 | 1644502725 | t3_sp1xyt | t5_2to41 | 39 | rblchld: TIFU by Chugging 400mg of Caffeine in 90 minutes
This happened yesterday
I 23f petite coffee loving, work driven person that I am. Brewed myself the usual 2 cups of Joe with my fancy Kurig. No biggie I thought, drink some water, and eat a banana with my coffee. Every night I brew 2 cups of coffee, and drink ... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1644497599 | 1644497805 | t3_sp5xsq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a picture of my favorite teacher on Instagram
A few weeks ago, my friend and I were hanging out at my house and posting silly pictures to Instagram. There’s a lot of student-made accounts for my school (I’ll call it hs, not its actual abbreviation), like there’s one for posting videos of figh... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1644497362 | 1644500005 | t3_sp5v6b | t5_2to41 | 34 | notgoodredditname: TIFU by accidentally hurting someone in a road accident.
This happened a few hours ago, I was walking home from my classes. This is a very busy street with lots of traffic and there was an accident at the intersection. A biker slipped and hit the side walls. He was stuck between his bike and the road... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1644500124 | 1644513209 | t3_sp6s1a | t5_2to41 | 147 | stalinkawaii: TIFU by watching a comedy movie and becoming a doomer
This actually happened around 2010/2011, when I was around 7 to 8 years old.
Everything started when I was watching TV while my parents weren't taking care of me. My parents always were pretty liberal in what I could watch on TV, so I never cared abou... | 12 | 12.25 | |
1644501226 | 1644516767 | t3_sp74r8 | t5_2to41 | 30,323 | GeorgePsychedelic: TIFU by breaking my back trying to suck my own junk
Yes. You heard that correct. To clarify, I've done this multiple times and proud to say that each time was a success. Majority of guys can't do that I imagine. I purposely lost 10 kgs just so I can do it more easily. So one day as usual, getting rea... | 12 | 2,526.916667 | |
1644506269 | 1644519104 | t3_sp8xd1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | pickleranger: TIFU by checking my vape pen
I do not live in a 420 friendly state but I do live close enough to the border of one to be able to take advantage. I also work in an extremely conservative private school. I NEVER mix work and weed, not since I was much much younger working retail and I didn’t enjoy it then. ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1644518145 | 1644551981 | t3_sp8wye | t5_2to41 | 159 | NatNatMcree: I think the only real fuck up is that no one in your family thought to tell him about Hitler
Lazzen: Its not as big in non involved non western countries, the same way the Japanese invasions of Asia or Euro colonization are kind of just a date or a fact to us with no feeling or connection to them.
For exa... | 14 | 11.357143 | |
1644506364 | 1644512668 | t3_sp8ym4 | t5_2to41 | 165 | [deleted]: TIFU by dying my own hair and doing my own bikini wax at the same time
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bobkalonger: Hydrogen peroxide is good for getting hair dye off
Also good for getting blood out of fabrics before it dries
Surveymonkee: >Also good for getting blood out of fabrics before it dries
Thanks helpful serial kill... | 5 | 33 | |
1644508626 | 1644512013 | t3_sp9t7s | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting to Reddit
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Kaayak: Why do I feel like I've read this exact post before?
batmanology: [Because you have](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/mr6d4s/tifu_by_posting_to_reddit/)
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1644510032 | 1644514806 | t3_spacz0 | t5_2to41 | 17 | hapa-done-worse: TIFU by asking for my security deposit back
Seems like the right thing to do, no? I had lived in my last apartment for over 2 years and had never had any problems with the landlord. When I left, I had left it sparkling or I must have because the landlord moved someone in not even a week later into my o... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1644509629 | 1644514548 | t3_spa7h3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Le717: TIFU by sending my ex a letter of my raw emotions
so quick history on our relationship. we dated for almost a year last year. she was the best thing that happend to me. we broke up because she had bulimia, ADHD, stress, anxiety, depression, and trust me, i gave it my 110% to try and help her through it. but i co... | 4 | 2 | |
1644510393 | 1644511531 | t3_spahqq | t5_2to41 | 12 | nickctn: TIFU by making my daughter think ghosts exists
So this happened last night.
For some background, I have recently been into getting the lighting in and around my house automated with the help of Home Assistant. I'm still fairly new at it and don't know all the in's and out yet.
So last night as I was tryin... | 3 | 4 | |
1644509926 | 1644514851 | t3_spabj3 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting fake porn on a work hard drive
I worked for a small marketing agency and one of our clients deals with secure hard drives. I had access to some of their products for a photoshoot and my coworker said I could keep one after (They are REALLY cool and expensive).
A month goes by and my cowo... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1644511607 | 1644512885 | t3_spayc3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by petting a customer's dog.
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lipsss89: Did you taste it?
-IsThisThingOn: *gags violently*
Shadowedcreations: I will just assume you have and did not find it delicious.
| 4 | 0.25 | |
1644512215 | 1644518797 | t3_spb6qn | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by training my cat
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someawfulbitch: I've read this exact story before, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't from you. Stealing stories for karma?
DannyCrane9476: [You did read this before](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/p3vprf/tifu_by_training_my_cat/)
| 3 | 7.333333 | |
1644513777 | 1644544354 | t3_spbse4 | t5_2to41 | 138 | D-Beyond: TIFU by overdosing and going to work
Obligatory this happened in june.
So I struggle with mental health and occasionally have some particulary bad days. I am medicated and tried therapy for almost two years until my therapist told me I was ready to stand on my own.
Anyway so one night I had some crazy bad ... | 6 | 23 | |
1644515384 | 1644520493 | t3_spce5b | t5_2to41 | 36 | fearthecowboy: TIFU by using a laser engraver and turning my back.
Last summer, I got into a Kickstarter for a nifty little laser cutter/engraver. I had been waiting on this for ever... was so excited when it finally shipped, got it on Friday.
Assembled it over the weekend and laser etched a few things. Cool stuff.
... | 3 | 12 | |
1644516872 | 1644518589 | t3_spd0mj | t5_2to41 | 121 | mightierthor: TIFU by not recognizing my dad.
Years ago.
It had been a few years since I moved out of my parent's house, and I lived maybe 20 minutes away. I still kept my same family dentist from when I was a kid, and had an appointment one day. When I entered the waiting room, it was unusually crowded. It... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1644519176 | 1644542351 | t3_spdwoj | t5_2to41 | 410 | xelabagus: TIFU by accidentally bottling unfermented wine which I then had to drink for years every time we visited my in-laws
Obligatory not today, but a few years back.
After living abroad for a few years my now wife, then girlfriend, and I decided to move to Canada. Having not lived here before we needed to get set... | 6 | 68.333333 | |
1644520333 | 1644538211 | t3_spedt9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | LivingCompetitive551: TIFU and will be "Mucked" as punishment
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nottheflyingjew: You gonna post this every week?
starliner2000: I vote that OP gets mucked.
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1644520594 | 1644538467 | t3_spehnp | t5_2to41 | 21 | ProfessionalChair426: TIFU interacting with a wild Karen at the grocery store
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floodums: Why you gotta write it like that?
You were picking out cheese, the lady thought you were taking too long you called her fat Karen and she threw something at you. Neat.
Also, no fuck up.
OneHappyHuskies: I loved the... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1644522689 | 1644526051 | t3_spfbm7 | t5_2to41 | 133 | myrandomaccount6969: TIFU by not having enough strength in my sphincter.
The day was going great. Woke up with my alarm, hopped in the shower, grabbed 2 cups of coffee followed by a morning poo. Pretty normal.
Picked up the boss in my work van, stopped for fuel and a breakfast sandwich, and headed for the job site. Ha... | 3 | 44.333333 | |
1644523190 | 1644564299 | t3_spfit1 | t5_2to41 | 436 | IOnlyPostBBQ: TIFU by denying entry to the Prime Minister of Japan
Obligatory *this happened in 2006*.
At this time I was both a university student, and a reservist in the Canadian Army. It turns out that the army actually offers plenty of employment that fits well with summer break, and I ended up being sent to Ottaw... | 4 | 109 | |
1644524465 | 1644587057 | t3_spg1y5 | t5_2to41 | 6,436 | trijkdguy: TIFU By gaslighting my wife into thinking I was 29
Not today, 9 years ago.
When I was about to turn 30 I was starting to realize i was aging and i wasn't very happy about it, on top of that i don't like my birthday or parties about it. (Growing up it seemed someone in my extended family died within 2 wee... | 8 | 804.5 | |
1644525936 | 1644549476 | t3_spglwb | t5_2to41 | 55 | GymLoner: TIFU pranking a chad
So i work in an office on a PC next to another guy who is a bit of a chad and super homophobic but usually pretty chill, i got into work early this morning and noticed he left his PC unlocked. I had the bright idea of pranking him (which we do occasionally to eachother), so i change his s... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1644526802 | 1644528371 | t3_spgxgh | t5_2to41 | 30 | blonderamen: TIFU by leaving my job early
Yes, this actually did happen today, 58 minutes ago to be exact.
I (17 M) work at a supermarket in the UK (you know that orange logo one) and have been kept on from being a Christmas Temporary which I've been really proud of - my manager told me that this next month is the mon... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1644528699 | 1644545987 | t3_sphnqi | t5_2to41 | 5,492 | [deleted]: TIFU by wasting my 20s and sleeping my life away
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Janken524: Instead of “today I fucked up”, it should be today I woke up. I didn’t get my shit together till I was in my 30s and I’m still working at it. Taking the first step is the hardest, go get it!
InnocentTailor: Indeed. Some never get to this ... | 11 | 499.272727 | |
1644529388 | 1644675236 | t3_sphwyi | t5_2to41 | 21 | AffectionateVast3439: TIFU almost getting shot by laughing at a guy with road rage while trying to get McDonalds
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BRN3R_ACCNT: Stay strapped or get clapped.
Mysterious_Nature193: OR you could just try avoiding those crazies.
builtbybama_rolltide: It depends on where you live. Here in Nashville a woman and her ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1644529502 | 1644530743 | t3_sphye7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | 14Phoenix: TIFU by falling for a scam.
Scam alert: SCHOTT glass, Skype (just incase someone else is sketched out. My google search yielded no warnings.
This actually happened today.
I’ve been desperate for a job to live on my own, pretty much facing homelessness at the moment. I’ve been applying nonstop on Zip recr... | 3 | 5 | |
1644530193 | 1644540353 | t3_spi7uw | t5_2to41 | 3 | NeedleworkerNo728: TIFU by asking for mayo in an authentic Italian restaurant
I like good quality food but I am a bit of a dog when it comes to pizza. I sort of go for the American style, thicker crust etc and always have either mayo or garlic mayo as a dip.
So this new Italian restaurant has opened up in town and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1644530303 | 1661918781 | t3_spi9e1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Outrageous-Fan9646: Tifu by getting WAY to high of a ketamine dose.
Ketamine has done wonders for my depression. I have been through 9 infusions total and have never regretted doing it..
….until today.
I showed up for my infusion and sat down in the chair as always. The doctor came in and told me, “we are jumping y... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1644531050 | 1644559774 | t3_spifxl | t5_2to41 | 13 | PandaMost7971: TIFU by offering good customer service and getting myself and many others pepper sprayed
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dai-the-flu: Why are you stealing posts from people?
SadArm4678: There was some other dude doing the same thing the other day in here. Called h on it and went through and down voted everything after he sai... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1644533941 | 1644650899 | t3_spj4r7 | t5_2to41 | 149 | mrsquishymuffin: TIFU by not paying attention in Minecraft
My friend has a multiplayer Minecraft server that I and some of his other friends play on. Me and my friend have been playing a lot on this server recently. The server was on version 1.17.1.
Today I had played on the server for quite a long time, and decided t... | 5 | 29.8 | |
1644538486 | 1644542546 | t3_spkw82 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Col_Goatbanger: TIFU by transferring data
So it wasn't today, but yesterday.
The story goes that my girlfriend and I moved in together just recently. We are both gamers and before living together, had both bought our own PS4's. When we decided to live together, I told my siblings I wouldn't need the PS4 anymore, so... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1644540235 | 1644577452 | t3_spljt7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not understanding the male bladder anatomy
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state0222: Well, fuck him if he can’t take a joke
Edited to add:
A lot of guys practice having orgasms without ejaculating and this is exactly what happens. It’s a really common thing.
Edited to also add:
I can’t get past this. Dude gets a freel... | 7 | 3 | |
1644540483 | 1644570167 | t3_spln2z | t5_2to41 | 34,923 | pfabs: TIFU by telling a cop he was blocking a cross walk so people could cross the street.
Just happened a few hours ago.
I was in a left turning lane at a stop light when a cop almost blew a red light and came to a lurching stop directly to my right.
He was looking down at his phone so I rolled down my window to... | 21 | 1,663 | |
1644539548 | 1644558528 | t3_splamc | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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renvaldez: You’re fucked lol
ceaquent: yeah pretty much lol
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1644540871 | 1644541892 | t3_splsbf | t5_2to41 | 11 | Slightlyunlucky: TIFU my nachos
Probably not as an exciting post as the other ones. But this caused me lot of grief.
Finished work, needed a snack. I remembered I had Tortilla Chips, i had the bruschetta salsa and cheese and cilantro and chillies. I thought that makes a nacho.
Only, I’ve never made it.
And I am new... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1644541176 | 1644560063 | t3_splwax | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Thej3llyfish3r: Sounds like you owe him a beej…
And that’s coming from a lesbian.
JRODthehero: Trying to repair relationship problems with sexual favors?..... Yikes.
Thej3llyfish3r: It was a joke. That whole interaction was a mess.
arglarg: No I think the BJ would fix it... Coming... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1644543967 | 1644554325 | t3_spmw3c | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sleep in my Mazda with my boyfriend and almost dying from oxygen deprivation
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XFiles_Are_Real: I don't think Mazda's are air tight
Paulik87: Anything for a frivolous lawsuit or internet likes! 🤣 this is the dumbest shit I've seen on this sub.
NostradaMart: you haven't been here lo... | 5 | 3.8 |
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