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1644548938 | 1644599013 | t3_spoogj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Trinity1_3: TIFU by committing coworker suicide(political)
So for some background, I just recently began to work as a Custodian for schools, and I honestly like it, it's not bad of a workload, especially with school rn, it's been pretty good to juggle in between.
My Lead, is Antivax, AntiScience, Biblical only Trumpst... | 4 | 2 | |
1644521097 | 1644615857 | t3_speouk | t5_2to41 | 11 | Splushhhh: TIFU by checking my timetable
Technically the fuck up happened right at the end of January, but I didnt realise until today.
I'm at university in my final year doing nursing.
I was doing a work placement during January. Im behind on the hours I need to complete my course, particularly due to covid cancelli... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1644551697 | 1644655540 | t3_sppnq2 | t5_2to41 | 212 | ResidentEivvil: TIFU when I accidentally went to work high
I occasionally use a little weed to treat my social anxiety/agoraphobia; I don’t even like having enough to get high, just a couple puffs to help. However, I recently bought a herb vaporiser and didn’t realise how strong the hit would be, and it also seems to b... | 6 | 35.333333 | |
1644552899 | 1644554202 | t3_spq398 | t5_2to41 | 49 | breadstick_marinera: TIFU and my coworker saw me drop my underwear at work
I work at a coffee shop to help pay for college. It’s just like any other customer service job, if that tells you anything. However, I seriously might quit after what happened.
As a barista, I’m usually making drinks with one other coworker wh... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1644553355 | 1644556954 | t3_spq8of | t5_2to41 | 80 | billycoon13: TIFU by using hot sauce then getting too hot - literally
So, in unexpected TIFU fashion this actually happened today. My girlfriend is quite a fan of spicy foods, and I'm a big fan of the show "Hot Ones" on YouTube, so in the past I had purchased some of the "Da Bomb" hot sauce from the show. If you've see... | 4 | 20 | |
1644555272 | 1644648652 | t3_spqu1z | t5_2to41 | 133 | DumpsterPuff: TIFU by leaving my health insurance paperwork on the counter, making my wife think that I was dying
I got an Explanation of Benefits in the mail today from my health insurance company. I always read them to make sure everything is accurate, as I have a lot of medical expenses and I don't want to be charge... | 4 | 33.25 | |
1644557498 | 1644588360 | t3_sprivn | t5_2to41 | 15 | TheBigBananaaa: TIFU by rushing to beat the stream
Backstory time: So, as many women know, once you get out of the shower, you need to hustle. Well, specifically when you're on your period. Who cares any other time.
The rush is because having blood running down your leg and/or dripping onto the floor is not fun. So I... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1644562402 | 1644597878 | t3_spsxy8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Scarletyoshi: Yep, as you can tell by some of the responses you’re getting Rogan fans are… sensitive. Rogan regularly calls himself an idiot who shouldn’t be taken seriously when people get mad at him for the things he says and the people he broadcasts, but if you agree with him h... | 11 | 0.727273 | |
1644567750 | 1644782711 | t3_spuf4n | t5_2to41 | 28 | Patient-Ad6306: Tifu by accidentally staring at a girls boobs
This is a memory I have cringed at for the last few months, it’s what keeps me up at night, i do wrestling, and at one of my matches one of my friends brought over two of her friends, let’s call them M and D, now what I’m about to say isn’t me trying to sexu... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1644568921 | 1644570354 | t3_spupjp | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Nokizolam: Should've just shit your pants in front of the store associate(s) that told you restroom #1 is closed to assert dominance
NinjaTank707: I thought about it but I was hoping restroom #2 was open and it wasn't and did not realize there was a restroom #3 that was open lol.
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1644569209 | 1644570453 | t3_spurvy | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Motor-Telephone-3296: Lol grats on the A dude!
NOW GO GET SOME SLEEP
IamaLuna-tic: IM TOO EXCITED! I'm waiting for my mom and dad to come home so I can show them! I just came back from my grandmas house showing all my aunts and uncles!
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
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1644569544 | 1644607683 | t3_spuuug | t5_2to41 | 45 | salamistrangler: TIFU by accidentally opening a CP link
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SmileyBennett: It was an honest mistake. As long as you're not saving or sharing those photos it's all good. You mase a mistake. You're not a child predator.
The FBI have bigger fish to fry.
6800ultra: Well with accessing it with a normal browser you a... | 9 | 5 | |
1644586241 | 1644606912 | t3_spzhgz | t5_2to41 | 24 | C_Splash: TIFU by mixing up 2 Korean cities.
Happened last night.
Me and my brother are both really into geography, like maps and stuff. We were watching the Olympics on the TV together when I said:
"It's kinda weird that Pyeongchang hosted the Winter Olympics last time."
(Bro): "Yeah it's not an obvious pick but i... | 4 | 6 | |
1644588953 | 1644606784 | t3_sq0f7d | t5_2to41 | 9,681 | miss_a_miss: TIFU by "laying an egg" in a shopping mall [NSFW]
For those of you who don't know, Lush vibrator is an egg-shaped, remotely controllable device. It's really cool, because you can let someone else control it through their phone app, no matter the distance.
I got it recently, but have never tried it out be... | 19 | 509.526316 | |
1644593785 | 1644684162 | t3_sq26ep | t5_2to41 | 8,779 | meterlongschlong: TIFU by showing my mother in-law my hard on
So my wife wakes me around 6am to take her mom to the airport saying I was late. Me completely forgetting it was an early morning flight and eager to get them to the airport I get up and immediately just put on a rain coat and head to the living room where s... | 14 | 627.071429 | |
1644594228 | 1645005493 | t3_sq2c49 | t5_2to41 | 9,291 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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HungaryToWinWC: What is his disability?
nphased: Seems like getting cockblocked by regulars holding him back.
teddare1: For sure I am, but keep in mind he has been bullied before I came. And I could tell they were laughing at him not with him. Often I let him be himself, but he ca... | 8 | 1,161.375 | |
1644596239 | 1644747943 | t3_sq2taj | t5_2to41 | 278 | thexsunshine: Yeah honestly fox hunting where you take a bunch of dogs and sit on horses as they violently shred another living creature to bits is pretty disgusting.
KamikazePenguiin: Not sure why its anymore disgusting then killing cows and or other animals for the sole purpose of providing their skin and flesh for u... | 13 | 21.384615 | |
1644596304 | 1644612414 | t3_sq34bl | t5_2to41 | 12,288 | lil_sma: TIFU by fingering a girl
This girl and I had a fun filled day out on the town. Afterwards we got a hotel. Things started getting hot and heavy and my fingers ended up in her pants. One thing led to another and I started fingering her. She was having a grand old time showing the usual signs that I was doing a d... | 14 | 877.714286 | |
1644599912 | 1644607669 | t3_sq4igc | t5_2to41 | 132 | Beautron5000: TIFU by peeing on my cat
So first of all, I’ve told a couple people this story already, so let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat: no, of course I didn’t do it on purpose 😒
What happened: nature called and I was home alone, so why would I shut the bathroom door? Anyh’way, I was doing my bu... | 4 | 33 | |
1644598784 | 1644667571 | t3_sq41sj | t5_2to41 | 4,673 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a fancy urinal that was actually a potted plant… in the woman’s restroom
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allbright1111: Oh dear, well for years I thought the urinals in portable toilets (port-a-pottys) were purse holders. So I completely understand!
General_Landscape_44: That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve read to... | 8 | 584.125 | |
1644601835 | 1644624673 | t3_sq58cr | t5_2to41 | 28 | trunkfullojunc: TIFU by opening my Amazon package.
This morning, like many mornings, I got a knock on the door from Amazon. I usually look at the address on the package because I live with a few roommates. Not today. Today, I decided I wanted to be surprised. Last night my boyfriend broke up with me so I had a rough ni... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1644603515 | 1644612824 | t3_sq5vlq | t5_2to41 | 25 | frrrankricarrrd: TIFU by having my camera roll betray me
This \*just\* happened less than an hour ago and honestly I'm still quite shook. And I know this is 100% operator's error and not the fault of my phone, but still, I feel betrayed.
I (M37) work for a pretty big company that utilizes a basic daily health survey w... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1644607765 | 1644621268 | t3_sq7gnn | t5_2to41 | 64 | Ill-Helicopter-2392: TIFU by having my phone addiction finally bite me in the butt and lose me a threesome
I am an ordinary 21 year old guy who is in his third year at foreign university (Denmark). I study mechanical engineering, so, as you can probably guess, there aren't many women studying with me. However, I made a... | 4 | 16 | |
1644609069 | 1644671957 | t3_sq7xmn | t5_2to41 | 74 | madagascarprincess: TIFU by finally passing gas in front of my fiancé
**repost because TIFU won’t let me post this story with the F-A-R-T word in it??
Relevant info: I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve let out a cheek squeak in front of any significant other I’ve ever had. Also, my fiancé and I have been... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1644611225 | 1644628650 | t3_sq8qhg | t5_2to41 | 16,599 | IReadPorn69: TIFU by ordering a life size sex doll to my parents home while sleep deprived
Obligatory didn’t happen today, this even occurred around 1 month ago.
Where to start.
I’m a high school student. I’ve always been someone who doesn’t study properly, rather the night before an exam I’ll stay up and cram for it... | 13 | 1,276.846154 | |
1644611421 | 1644684790 | t3_sq8t33 | t5_2to41 | 334 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by revealing an item from our "secret menu".
Let me first start by saying that the fast food company I work for, with locations the globe over, doesn't have a "secret menu", per se.
What it *does* have is, based on location, items that can be clicked upon on our POS that are either frowned up... | 5 | 66.8 | |
1644613286 | 1644613582 | t3_sq9hxh | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU BY LEAVING A CAMERA TOO EXPOSED
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baaaaddds: As fucked as it sounds he has some sort of insecurity in the bed room you need to work through as a couple. There’s a reason he’d rather crank one out than get into the mood with you and you guys just got to work through that together
hentaisv1: Well ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1644614398 | 1644616436 | t3_sq9wus | t5_2to41 | 9 | Not-Quite-Aimee: TIFU by eating imitation hoisin duck.
I haven't been able to enjoy certain foods since I caught Covid in 2020. One of my symptoms is that it seemingly rearranged my sense of taste and smell indefinitely. Something I used to enjoy was hoisin duck. Post-covid, it tastes like what I imagine marinaded mos... | 3 | 3 | |
1644616261 | 1644623368 | t3_sqals3 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out multiple women at my church
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bowlofjello: Don’t use church primarily as a dating service
VoidCoelacanth: And then religious people wonder why it's so hard to find someone within their faith - cuz you are excluding your most natural social zone.
bowlofjello: When I was in high scho... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1644621020 | 1644626007 | t3_sqcfo7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SadArm4678: >I’m like bruh who sends nudes to a person they don’t even know.
Thousands of men to unsuspecting women every day.
31spiders: Keeping it 100 up in here
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1644622061 | 1644626478 | t3_sqcteq | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by not putting away my pube scissors
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hank_burgle: Wait till she's 16 and then tell her. I suspect she'll laugh her ass off then.
You really have nothing to worry about. Your "pube germs" aren't going to kill anyone, nor are the Valentines affected by some kind of pube miasma.
MacaronMunch:... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1644624033 | 1644732737 | t3_sqdji9 | t5_2to41 | 734 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking my older brother for a stranger
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rob_inn_hood: Pretending to strangle someone isn't funny. Pretending to strangle yourself is funny. He could have just put his hands over your eyes and said guess who. Probably would have saved him an elbow and a punch.
[deleted]: its a family joke ... | 9 | 81.555556 | |
1644629201 | 1644631085 | t3_sqfbdn | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU By being a Horny animal and ruining my amazing job
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orgazmo87: Have a wank then destroy the evidence. When asked i know nothing
And OP you filthy slut stop stealing nudie mags. The Internet is like 99% porn
throwawaymyjobidiot: Yeah but out of shame I don't think I could go back to that house... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1644630851 | 1644874453 | t3_sqfusl | t5_2to41 | 113 | notathrowawayoris: TIFU by stopping for a lady I thought had a flat tire on the side of the rode.
I was driving home from my office when I saw a car stopped at a really bad lane change area, in a travel lane. I was getting on the interstate so I ended up having to drives about 6 miles to get turned back around. I wa... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1644631475 | 1644634979 | t3_sqg2ra | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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djquik1: So did it hapen?
illSmackTFoutYou: Its 8:33 here. She got 27 minutes to arrive or the pizza is free. I understand this is embarrassing but we have an appointment.
Simply827: OP is a guy.
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1644631862 | 1644668544 | t3_sqg7bg | t5_2to41 | 35 | SparkyDatBoi: TIFU by going to a pet store with my girlfriend
Just some background knowledge: my (22m) girlfriend (20f) is a VERY big softie for animals, specifically dogs. We have three (2 chihuahuas and a beagle) at home, the chihuahuas being hers and she rescued them off the street. Very caring and loving, especiall... | 5 | 7 | |
1644632291 | 1644653774 | t3_sqgcel | t5_2to41 | 37 | Manscaping_Tips: TIFU by Manscaping with a Can of Compressed Air
Throwaway account...
I'm working from home and sitting at the computer. It's Friday so I figure it's a good day to do some manscaping. I pull out the scissors and razor and starting grooming my groin. Much, not all, of the hair I'm trimming makes it i... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1644638427 | 1644641273 | t3_sqicdd | t5_2to41 | 17 | Gonzorii: TIFU by falling for a discord phising scheme
Ooooh man, where do I start this?
I’m a 23M tech savvy, built my own computer, generally knows how the internet works.
Today I feel for a discord bot phising scheme. For those who don’t know Discord is an online chatting service where many can go to hang out and ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1644638029 | 1644776472 | t3_sqi7i0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Stubz1219: Have you considered getting into a trade to get out of retail? You can make pretty good money in the trades and can usually find a place that will teach you while paying you a decent wage even with no experience.
breakingpoint26: Yes, I have. Ironically, back in high sc... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1644642055 | 1644651746 | t3_sqjg1k | t5_2to41 | 8 | turing_tor: TIFU by telling my friend that I'm a boy.
My telegram name sounds like a girl's name. But it's actually the name of my favorite programming language. I kept it in 2020 (I had a bad experience in the past using my real name).
In July 2021, A stranger girl texted me on Telegram regarding some doubts. That's ... | 4 | 2 | |
1644642799 | 1644653513 | t3_sqjnz9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my coworkers an update on our future raise.
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ttystikk: You didn't fuck up at all! Those is EXACTLY what the town needs to kick it in the ass to treat its employees better.
BTW, this wouldn't be Fort Collins, would it?
Matrixhammer: No, this is in Virginia but kinda surprised there’s ... | 10 | 3 | |
1644644162 | 1644666911 | t3_sqk231 | t5_2to41 | 52 | aKreature: TIFU by getting a Poseidon's kiss and food poisoning
This all started with going to your everyday fast food place for dinner. I got the same thing that I usually get and never have problems with. Well, today was different. About 15 minutes after finishing my meal, I started to feel gross. I went into the bat... | 4 | 13 | |
1644649237 | 1644713807 | t3_sqlh34 | t5_2to41 | 2,243 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a guy was going to ask me to be his Valentine..
Guy—who I met through Tinder a while ago/hung out with/ became pretty decent friends with— and I were chatting, just the usual, and he suddenly asks me if he could “ask a random question”
Being it’s a few days before Valentine’s Day and the fa... | 10 | 224.3 | |
1644653219 | 1644662658 | t3_sqmivy | t5_2to41 | 43 | Flat_Application7393: TIFU by ignoring the friendzone
I'm a university student, whose pretty much all around lazy and not really motivated when it comes to forming relationships. Last year, I saw the most beautiful girl and had the perfect personality for my tastes, I figured I'd never meet someone like her again. I th... | 9 | 4.777778 | |
1644655897 | 1644671178 | t3_sqn6cf | t5_2to41 | 217 | Fuckyoumecp2: TIFU attempting to wear new underwear
Actually I unfucked up a few days ago...
I am chronically sleep deprived.
My only kiddo has a terminal illness that he is in the late stages of.
It is devastating, but I try to stay positive.
I also neglect myself terribly.
Hence the fuckup.
I hadn't purchased n... | 3 | 72.333333 | |
1644657591 | 1644661034 | t3_sqnlzc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my vibrator on the counter where the supermarket delivery man was able to see.
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ThugginPink: No matter what you say or think....masturbating does not bring on your period.
Arkady2009: I read somewhere years ago that the contractions encourage your uterus to release the blood?
Than... | 3 | 3 | |
1644659553 | 1644684352 | t3_sqo33v | t5_2to41 | 55 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU, yet again, by letting another cat out of the bag…
I literally JUST posted yesterday about a secret menu item at my place of employment in fast food, and all of a sudden I just can’t keep my mouth shut. Let this serve as the THIRD headset-communication-related error in as many posts.
So our b... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1644659621 | 1644690676 | t3_sqo3pk | t5_2to41 | 85,158 | HugTheHusband: TIFU when I fell in love with my wife
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Ambitious-Mirror-414: for the love of all mighty and your sanity please wake the fuck up.
_ScubaDiver: For the love of god, OP. LISTEN to this poster, and tell your wife how you feel. If she feels the same, then great! The sex can be worked on.
If she doe... | 18 | 4,731 | |
1644664521 | 1644665999 | t3_sqpc2s | t5_2to41 | 18 | ButtonParticular4042: TIFU by kissing a girl in front of my crush
So a little backstory. I am 14 years old. The girl i like(we’ll call her mary, not her real name) is also my good friend and we are in the same friend group. So i went to my first nightclub yesterday and she was there. i was nervous obviously and we we... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1644667151 | 1644699068 | t3_sqpzr1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love with a transgender woman
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walterblanco1: TL;DR is TL;DR
creativeideagal: Sorry I don’t understand. Delete one space?
Thin-Play-8719: I think they meant that TL;DR is not summarized properly
creativeideagal: Sorry, I am new at this. Thought I did it correctly.
littlebutbigyk: ... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1644671538 | 1644686814 | t3_sqr9p5 | t5_2to41 | 28,387 | weredeer33: Tifu by falling in love with my “husband”
Obligatory this didn’t happen today. Reading that “falling in love with my wife” tifu today reminded me of a similar situation I experienced in my early 20’s.
Me (21m) & my best friends bro (25m) were roommates in an expensive Southern California state. At the... | 12 | 2,365.583333 | |
1644673870 | 1644679966 | t3_sqs01y | t5_2to41 | 164 | Light1772: TIFU by accusing a girl on a dating app of being a fake account!
So, a month ago, I started using dating apps and the matches were not that great. I was either coming across people not having proper conversations, ghosting immediately or hooker bot(for the lack of better term) accounts trying to send me thei... | 6 | 27.333333 | |
1644677297 | 1644678568 | t3_sqt3w6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | HaroerHaktak: TIFU by buying hotdogs at my local supermarket.
This didn't happen today, but rather 6 months ago. I was reminded of this story when I read a story about chicken. Don't ask.
I like to eat cheap and nasty every so often, and by cheap and nasty I mean hotdogs and bread. Simple right? Well on this one parti... | 5 | 4 | |
1644683546 | 1644719381 | t3_sqvcaa | t5_2to41 | 68 | VioletMarzka: TIFU by changing my Wi-Fi Info
So this is pretty short and feels out of place with all the weird sex questions on here lol.
ATT internet shit itself last week and my husband and I had to wait 2 days for a tech to fix a busted wire. Well when tech support had us try to fix it ourselves on the first day we... | 4 | 17 | |
1644688657 | 1644745675 | t3_sqx6kt | t5_2to41 | 130 | lonelyhedgehoh: TIFU by drinking while on antidepressants
Now, I normally drink a couple times a week by myself while I watch a weird TV programme as it's quite an interesting experience. I had a couple of shots of vodka and put on a show. Then a about half an hour later I have another 2 shots (I'm a lightweight but ca... | 8 | 16.25 | |
1644689840 | 1644691300 | t3_sqxmoj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: I'm so confused. He's your husband , but you didn't know he loved you?
RarePhilosopher531: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sqo3pk/tifu\_when\_i\_fell\_in\_love\_with\_my\_wife/
[deleted]: Thanks, makes (a bit) more sense now.
RarePhilosopher531: YW
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1644689389 | 1644777690 | t3_sqxgsc | t5_2to41 | 510 | According-Time-9584: TIFU by believing my fiancé who isn't even my fiancé wants to stop drinking
Morning community! So to make a long story short when my boyfriend and I first got together we use to drink a lot of beer and I increased my beer intake to keep up (I know how stupid) but it was new relationship where I can... | 12 | 42.5 | |
1644690854 | 1644724985 | t3_sqxzh9 | t5_2to41 | 142 | Vreejay: TIFU when I took Delta 8 gummies at my parent's house
So this happened yesterday and even as embarrassing as it is, I thought it would make a good story. I'm a college student and I live with my girlfriend about an hour or so away from my parents. My girlfriend and I have been talking the last month or so abou... | 9 | 15.777778 | |
1644692589 | 1644709788 | t3_sqymaz | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by loosing 300+ dollars worth of games
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Rosey991: Tel your parents they got stolen
OkVolume1: Tell the truth.
Rosey991: Which could very well be that it was stolen. And it’s not safe to tell every parent the truth
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1644692905 | 1644737184 | t3_sqyqet | t5_2to41 | 76 | alarkandalark: tifu by shitting my pants at work
disclaimer, was last night, not today.
i have seasonal allergies, and have had a cough and sore throat for the last week. (i tested for strep, mono, and covid multiple times, and all came back negative. i’m fully vaccinated). i am also a waitress, and can’t afford to ca... | 4 | 19 | |
1644692776 | 1644694141 | t3_sqyorl | t5_2to41 | 13 | florettesmayor: TIFU by calling an Asian salon and embarrassing myself
So for the sake of the story I will specify that I am a white person. Today I was looking for nearby salons that wear masks and noticed an Asian hair and nail salon that enforced mask wearing. All of the reviews were super positive, but I couldnt he... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1644694125 | 1644694333 | t3_sqz5yc | t5_2to41 | 54 | MAKEAWISH998: TIFU by swearing in a public bathroom
So I am a 15M. On Friday, my small catholic school went on a retreat filed trip, there are only about 100 boys in my grade. We had some speakers about how to be a good man, be holy, etc. On our way to go to lunch and I had to stop off at the bathroom before.
One of ... | 3 | 18 | |
1644693856 | 1644752892 | t3_sqz2ms | t5_2to41 | 39 | 1XIAI: TIFU telling my mom I'm going out for feb 14th night with a dude
So... my mom always thought I MUST be hiding something from her.
She used to think I do drugs, lately she's been focusing on me being gay or trans.
Of course there wouldn't be anything wrong with any of this, but you know, the more she insist... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1644693634 | 1644743118 | t3_sqyzv5 | t5_2to41 | 49 | LessieEldreth: TIFU by being European (and also very stupid)
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MaximilianBane: First off, making mistakes like that will keep you sharp for a while, lets not cry over burned cake. General tip, also ask yourself if it makes sense.
Also, I will never blame an European citizen for not converting a measurement sy... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1644695587 | 1644706308 | t3_sqzocf | t5_2to41 | 12 | kershivo: TIFU by reading too many "I fell in love with my wife/husband" posts and nearly believing them
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thetoiletslayer: How does being married cost a grand a month?
kershivo: One guy paid the other guy a grand a month to be married to him so they could save on taxes and rent apparently 🤷♀️
thetoiletslayer... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1644696387 | 1644763174 | t3_sqzzl1 | t5_2to41 | 2,514 | monkey_man5: TIFU getting a friend hired at my workplace
Someone learn from my mistake! Think it over again and again before recommending a friend to work where you do.
A friend of mine was broke and looking for work. We were hiring so I passed along the resume and they hired the so called friend.
That person alle... | 11 | 228.545455 | |
1644698199 | 1644698809 | t3_sr0m90 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU When will it be safe?
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Or_Bivas: I'd say 20 minutes after you think you've cooled down is when she'll think the same
Solid_Look9293: Been almost two hours. Im freezin my jewels off, dog is having fun.
Or_Bivas: Then you come back when dog decides you come back
Solid_Look9293: Always do :)
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1644698435 | 1644706927 | t3_sr0p84 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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iMali_inqabile: What a toddler for actually blocking u bruh
Oliveoil3443: Justified though
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1644699575 | 1644703123 | t3_sr13jz | t5_2to41 | 63 | Guest426: TIFU by getting a haircut a week before my wedding
Actually happened today, about an hour ago. I am sitting and rethinking my life choices right now.
I'm a guy. I have always had short hair. Used to BIC it in the 2000s, had a mohawk phase for a while, then got a "professional" job so had to look presentable,... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1644700793 | 1644767574 | t3_sr1joy | t5_2to41 | 9,979 | OIL_COMPANY_SHILL: TIFU helping my neighbor carry a heavy glass table down the stairs.
Alright Reddit, here’s my (32M) FU. My upstairs neighbor just moved in 2 months ago and has been ordering a ton of new furniture and getting rid of old furniture. Yesterday, less than 24 hours ago, he got a new Murphy bed (NYC, so ne... | 10 | 997.9 | |
1644700777 | 1644754947 | t3_sr1jhw | t5_2to41 | 3,871 | rthrowtifu_DNDpls: TIFU by suggesting to play DND with cute acquaintance
This DID happen today.
I (23M) am in a relatively small masters program (think graphic design/digital marketing) at my university, and there's this girl I've gotten to know that is super awesome. Have a lot of similar interests and as a result of... | 8 | 483.875 | |
1644703109 | 1644707677 | t3_sr2c4r | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BeesKneesTX: This post honestly is just pretty unbelievable.
Why didn’t you just drip dry rather than
1. Wiping with a dirty face mask.
2. Putting now dirtier mask with pre on it in your pocket, so now your pocket is gross?
3. Putting gross mask back on your face
DollhouseFire:... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1644703241 | 1644704403 | t3_sr2e6p | t5_2to41 | 14 | FiresoulHD: TIFU by walking on the sidewalk
So, I (22M) occasionally go drive for DoorDash for some extra pocket money, but I haven't since about September last year. I needed a few extra bucks so I went out today to make some cash and about 4 orders in, I picked up someone's milk tea and also another order from a smoo... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1644704514 | 1644705240 | t3_sr2ur5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Fireawayfaraway: Well time to go to Dallas....
Narrow-Big7087: Debbie did the same.
itsmejoey88: Debbie does Dallas. That was a good one
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1644699342 | 1644725810 | t3_sr10jy | t5_2to41 | 55 | SeriouslyEngineer: TIFU by super gluing my iPhone speaker grill
Well guys, today was the day. From lurker of stories to finally having a good one to share.
I needed to superglue my dbrand grip iPhone case at the bottom. Against my better judgment I didn't take the phone out first because I figured, "How could it real... | 5 | 11 | |
1644706440 | 1644708405 | t3_sr3ji6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing my friend's mom's underwear
Last week i was at my friend's house helping his mom move some old furniture out and bring the new furniture in. Things started off fine, we moved the old stuff out and brought the boxes with the dismantled, new furniture in. After we built a table and the chairs s... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1644706370 | 1644707343 | t3_sr3im9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU Soiled myself
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OkVolume1: He knew. Don't think yours don't stink.
NFFT: Cmonn. Let me use some coping-mechanisms.
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1644699793 | 1644729560 | t3_sr16xt | t5_2to41 | 103 | PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING: TIFU by freezing when someone finally hit on me.
Obligatory this was several years ago. Back in college there was a supermarket in the college town nicknamed “the club”. It was centrally located and within walking distance of a bunch of student housing. It was a common spot for people to pregame b... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1644699563 | 1644711365 | t3_sr13ek | t5_2to41 | 32 | food_and_fluffs: TIFU with wheelchair party tricks
In true TIFU fashion, this happened about 25 hours ago. Yes, it was such an incredible blunder that I remember roughly the time it occurred.
Let me set the scene. It’s a sunny winter day, about two in the afternoon, and my dog was due in at the vet for a shot. There’... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1644709610 | 1644771685 | t3_sr4myh | t5_2to41 | 10,850 | Simple-Bit3547: TIFU by watching a lesbian oral sex scene with my lesbian grandmother.
I don't know if y'all know of Euphoria staring Zendaya, but it's intense to say the least. Basically, my gran is gay, but pretty awkward about it because of how she grew up, and she knows that I am pansexual so it's weird for us to a... | 9 | 1,205.555556 | |
1644709935 | 1644710312 | t3_sr4qsy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CompletelyChaotic: Didn’t have any money for bets… proceeds to drop as much money as needed to pay for shots
WannaGoodName: Shhhhhhh. Pointing out the loop holes make it less real
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1644710251 | 1644710625 | t3_sr4ukx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU does not use a throwing account to post and comment about my marriage and it is likely to end.
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The_Frostweaver: You have an 'update' literally the moment this was posted....so this is a copy paste
Feellikedancing: I read the “update” looked down and only saw your comment. Definitely copy paste... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1644710779 | 1644717197 | t3_sr51fp | t5_2to41 | 18 | snotrocket123: TIFU by prank calling my grandmother
So let me start out by saying that I’m coming off a T-break from weed, and so after smoking a few hits this morning to celebrate the weekend I was a bit blasted.
I open my instagram to find that my friend sent me a tiktok video of a girl prank calling her dad by typ... | 3 | 6 | |
1644711065 | 1644711922 | t3_sr54nq | t5_2to41 | -2 | awesomeadan: TIFU by renting skis
Oh fuck, here we go.
Today, my father and I went out to ski. However, I hadn’t rented skis yet. Let’s rent from the resort! No, let’s not.
I rent the boots at least 1/2 a size up (I’m an 8), and immediately they pinch my toes. After wearing them for a second, they would pinch my arch... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1644713301 | 1644714675 | t3_sr5ufl | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rabblerouser80: Bro start with the ugly ones. Then gain the confidence and move on to the hotter ones.
[deleted]: And when will he reach the virgin ones?
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1644713651 | 1644743609 | t3_sr5ymh | t5_2to41 | 81 | derk9ster: TIFU by jizzing
So today, boredom struck while my wife was at work this morning, so I cranked one out. When I’m finished, I usually grab a piece of clothing out of the dirty clothes basket. Today was just like any other day, except it wasn’t. The article of clothing on top of the basket were my wife’s dirty ... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1644715387 | 1644715791 | t3_sr6ju9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving someone hanging in front of like 100 people
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[deleted]: Hanging fist bumps are the worst, you're going to hell.
Skyline952: I will accept my punishment 😔
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1644717985 | 1644769868 | t3_sr7e36 | t5_2to41 | 7,242 | MisterCsus4: TIFU By Marrying a Girl and Giving Up on my Aspirations
Obligatory throwaway account. Threads in the past days encouraged to share my story.
About 26 years ago, I met this beautiful girl in my hometown. She was a brilliant, intelligent girl, with great talent in art, but she was living in an abusive famil... | 8 | 905.25 | |
1644720001 | 1644733285 | t3_sr81ge | t5_2to41 | 3,828 | ElectricFuneralHome: TIFU by walking in on my wife in the bathroom
Unlike most, this happened today. Last night, my wife decided she'd finish the vodka that had been sitting in the kitchen for a few weeks. She's normally not a heavy drinker, but she's 41. I figured she knew her limits by now, and this usually means I... | 7 | 546.857143 | |
1644721975 | 1644729402 | t3_sr8ox3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | linksflame: TIFU By Getting Stuck In A Drill-Press
Saw a post earlier that reminded me of a huge fuckup I had about half a year ago.
So, I work with a lot of basic machines for a hobby of just kinda fucking around with simple wood working or little modifications. Nothing fancy, just belt sanders, drill presses, things... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1644722454 | 1644734842 | t3_sr8u7s | t5_2to41 | 300 | xXJames_GamesXx: TIFU by letting my GF touch me in her driveway
This just happen no less than 10 minutes ago. Today is her (23f) birthday, and so her and I (23m) went to pick up some food for her and the family to eat while we watch a movie. On our drive home, we were talking about sexy subjects, like her boobs, how sh... | 4 | 75 | |
1644722919 | 1644723154 | t3_sr8z7y | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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noonecaresat805: Wait so the wager is who ever buys you boxing gear first? Why don’t you buy something for yourself before anyone else? That way you can just play with yourself and still fulfill the wager
Raskoll_2: First 10
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1644723692 | 1644724904 | t3_sr97kf | t5_2to41 | 30 | throwaway____3421: TIFU by accidentally pinching my friend's nipple
Throw-away account. Also, idk if this qualifies as NSFW, but I marked it as such anyway.
So today, I was hanging out with a friend of mine (who I also have a little crush on) and he had taken my phone and held it away from me in a teasing manner. Play... | 6 | 5 | |
1644724665 | 1644731145 | t3_sr9i2g | t5_2to41 | 29 | jayla-danila: TIFU by not taking my own advice
So this happened several years ago actually. I took my child (nb and was 12 at the time) out to eat and as we were leaving said child was looking at their iPad instead of where they were walking. Some people were walking toward us, so I told them to watch where they were w... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1644721544 | 1644727474 | t3_sr8k11 | t5_2to41 | 14 | mat-2018: TIFU by getting an erection at the worst possible moment.
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[deleted]: Well at least her head wasn’t in your lap when Mr Johnson came home 😀
AcrobaticSource3: You can delete the word “home” and your comment would be even more true
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1644725172 | 1644727115 | t3_sr9o2c | t5_2to41 | 64 | RustyPoetatoes: TIFU by yelling at a kid who is probably special needs. Doesn't get much worse than this.
Hello reddit here to confess what an awful human I (32M) can be when I'm angry. So this happened to me this week. I was hanging out in my house when I heard a something hit my wall. I've heard things similar to ... | 4 | 16 | |
1644726085 | 1644754083 | t3_sr9xpv | t5_2to41 | 69 | Jezzibell: TIFU by not being patient when cooking a frozen pizza and getting food poisoning....again
Be warned. This gets graphic, not for the faint of stomach
So a bit of back story, I turned 25 on friday, had a nice meal and some chocolate cake (more on this later). I also have a soft spot for frozen pizza's, and I... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1644727654 | 1644763154 | t3_sradwh | t5_2to41 | 209 | Fiveholefrisky: TIFU by inviting a girl over
I'd befriended a woman randomly at a bar a few months back. We've hung out 3 times since then. I can tell she's got a thing for me because she's always calling me cute and being generally flirty. I don't reciprocate and so we're just friends, she's chill enough, I enjoy hang... | 6 | 34.833333 | |
1644728772 | 1644729317 | t3_sraq4c | t5_2to41 | 30 | uslash__: TIFU by pushing a little to hard
So I went to the bathroom today thinking it would be like any other day to do my business. After I sat down I realized I was a little constipated. So I decided to do what anyone would do and push harder.
For a moment let’s take an aside. Sometimes I like to watch YouTube or ... | 3 | 10 | |
1644735538 | 1644757334 | t3_srclrr | t5_2to41 | 97 | thyhornman: TIFU by watching the movie "Species with my dad
This didn't happen today, but another TIFU on the front page reminded me of when this happened to me in high school (around 2000 or 2001).
It's Friday night and my mom, brother, and sister were all out doing other things. Dad and I decide to order a pizza a... | 4 | 24.25 |
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