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1644736956 | 1644755992 | t3_srczyv | t5_2to41 | 34 | throw_away_19200: Tifu parents and grandma walk in on me and my boyfriend doing it
So basically it was my bday and my parents said earlier that they were going outta town and are not gonna be back so soon, so i thought it would be a good idea to invite my boyfriend over to stay for the night.
After dinner my boyfri... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1644737496 | 1644741612 | t3_srd54t | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU for staying in school and being more “perfect” than my cousin
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Lillith_Redrum: Wait on other posts you say you are 19? Im confused
ChiSandTwitch: Yup
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1644738546 | 1644748597 | t3_srdeim | t5_2to41 | 20 | WhatIfThisWereMyName: TIFU by christening my new car
So, I spent most of my day looking at cars with my parents; I love them for tolerating that experience with me.
Anyway, we ended up purchasing a car by the end of the event. I love it! I've named it Robert, and it is already my favorite non-sentient thing.
My bes... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1644739609 | 1644758052 | t3_srdoru | t5_2to41 | 25 | aleksandri_reddit: TIFU by try to help a suicidal person
This happened last night.
I was on this app where you can post some text with a picture for the world to see.
I was browsing by new and between all the porn and spam related crap I see something that caught my eye. The person is planning her suicide for tomor... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1644740595 | 1644741640 | t3_srdxgo | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying 'I love you' too early
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rootytooty83: She’s dating someone else? A girl who didn’t want a relationship with you because of past relationships is now dating someone else. I really hate to say this but she is not a commitment phobe, she is just not into you.
PhysicsMan37: Didn‘t include... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1644743400 | 1644744737 | t3_sremua | t5_2to41 | 286 | smalllikedynamite: TIFU and now I can't sleep on either side.
TIFU. The story starts at the end of last year when I got a cartilage piercing in my right ear. When I learnt that they take a year to heal, and for 6 months you shouldn't sleep on the side you get pierced, I got two more in the same ear so they can all heal... | 8 | 35.75 | |
1644746346 | 1644845598 | t3_srfbx9 | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dead_PROcrastinator: I take Ritalin and Roacutane
1 litre of water, six teaspoons of sugar, and 3/4 teaspoons of salt.
2 litres of these a day, my lips aren't dry, my mouth isn't dry. With regular water, the more I drink, the more I pee. The more I pee, the thirstier I get - ri... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1644755729 | 1644763870 | t3_srhpyx | t5_2to41 | 14,521 | esclavino: TIFU by getting my dick stuck in a chastity cage
So my kink is chastity cages. I know, it sounds kinda strange that preventing myself from stimulation makes me so horny, but it does 🤷
Last night I got very high and decided to go masturbate. I put on a cage, put on some porn, and grabbed a vibrator. Great o... | 12 | 1,210.083333 | |
1644756824 | 1644758377 | t3_sri07g | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Citadelvania: I take it there aren't any businesses open that late at night by you?
Why were you going to a party at 10pm? Who starts a party that late?
TripleDoubleWagon: It started at 8, but I wasn't sure if I wanted to go, until he convinced me
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1644758919 | 1644761304 | t3_sriglq | t5_2to41 | 11 | Splyce123: The fuck up occured when the OP didn't self isolate and immediately order a PCR as soon as they developed symptoms. This is why we're nowhere near getting a handle on this fucking pandemic.
Kara_Zor_El19: Cases have been very low at my uni, and this is the first time in the whole pandemic I've had a positive... | 11 | 1 | |
1644761397 | 1644768775 | t3_srjfyx | t5_2to41 | 63 | PallasNyx: TIFU Bought a boat and freaked a friend out
Yesterday I pulled the trigger on a new bass boat. I messaged a long time fishing friend to brag a bit and this is what happened.
Op: hey man. I finely did it. I ordered a boat. I get it in 2-6 months.
Friend: great, you will still have time to use it.
Op: wt... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1644764577 | 1644797909 | t3_srkiwb | t5_2to41 | 5,100 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my girlfriend to make a choice
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Daggoth65: Yeah, unless you would be okay with an open relationship, it is better to break it off sooner than later.
Whiteguy1x: What kind of sad person would be okay with an open relationship?
Birduee: This is called polyamory. You don’t need to be sad... | 18 | 283.333333 | |
1644764934 | 1644765403 | t3_srknns | t5_2to41 | 60 | Southern-Scheme-8148: TIFU by not realising there are other people on the bus
It was late at night as me and my gf got on the bus to go home after a long day of being around lots of people. There was no one else inside (usually at that time there’s no one else). We were sitting on the front seats
and listening to some ... | 3 | 20 | |
1644764563 | 1644837029 | t3_srkiok | t5_2to41 | 11 | dev_h: TIFU by frying my brain
This happened last year:
Got out of work, I work as a software engineer and that week we were planning and architecting some massive new features. This meant my brain was fried and I couldn’t muster any brain power for anything past work time.
Get back home and wanted to relax with a mo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1644766268 | 1644775831 | t3_srl5s6 | t5_2to41 | 3,050 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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yamaha2000us: Dude, your good.
Basically you extended the amount of time you can tell people your ‘sort of dating someone’ until you disappoint her.
That will be could be next Tuesday or when you find out she is a Redditor as well and sees this post.
objective_unkown: ...... Don... | 11 | 277.272727 | |
1644766948 | 1644881680 | t3_srlexl | t5_2to41 | 2,530 | unchartedguy1: TIFU by having a party and having my computer streaming to the TV, going to sleep mode which starts a slideshow of my pictures, only for naked photos of my coworker to start popping up…in front of other coworkers
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OkVolume1: Could totally see this happening on The Office with Michael and Jan.
un... | 8 | 316.25 | |
1644768847 | 1645451438 | t3_srm5uh | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally giving my grandmother the wrong movie
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i_love_chickenn: Was your grandmother upset or mad at you after that
Slow-Boysenberry: I think she was a little pissed off but more embarrassed than anything else 😂
i_love_chickenn: Lmaoo, that's understand able though. What was your react... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1644768983 | 1644775948 | t3_srm7qq | t5_2to41 | 20 | ElfOwl1221: Tifu by giving away bfs cat
Yall I'm super broken up about this pleeeease be gentle
So we brought in this cat last week during a super cold spell. We'd been feeding her for a couple months. So I got on the local "lost pet" page on fb yesterday and saw a cat that looked kinda like her. I invited them over a... | 4 | 5 | |
1644771001 | 1644779447 | t3_srmz0x | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by Running Over a Pothole 9 Hours Away from Home
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katlian: I hope you get home safe with no more potholes.
If CAA has the "extra 100 miles" option, it's worth the extra cost. Of all the times I've had to call AAA, only two were in a city that would have met the standard 3-mile rule. Hopefully,... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1644771705 | 1644772523 | t3_srn9jt | t5_2to41 | 2 | Deathpool15: Tifu snapchat is great
This was last night I had to sleep on it but I’ve decided to share. I have been talking to a girl I met on Tinder she lives 300 miles away. We talk every day over txt, calling, and Snapchat. Now I don’t like Snapchat, for previous marriage reasons, but it’s so easy to use.
So ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1644774179 | 1644776639 | t3_sro8xn | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife that Valentine’s Day means more to her than it does to me.
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automated_robot: Guess you’re staying in the doghouse until your wife calms down bud
comcain: Time yo sleep on the couch. Or buy her a "surprise" gift for V day and lie, saying you were going to give her a gift the w... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1644774668 | 1644852324 | t3_srofxj | t5_2to41 | 423 | IDKWhatToWriteHereHi: TIFU by letting my dad die
Obligatory this did not happen today, but rather 3 months ago - throwaway account because this is heavy shit - For context I live in an Eastern European country so while emergency health care is free, the condition of certain state hospitals makes one wary to be interned... | 4 | 105.75 | |
1644778241 | 1644833765 | t3_srpu2s | t5_2to41 | 840 | throwaway838376: TIFU kissing my cousin
My cousin and I are very close ever since we were little and we frequently hang out. Tonight was supposed to be just like another sleepover, but we ended up getting too close for comfort. We were just watching a movie when there was a kissing scene, he asked if I had my first kis... | 10 | 84 | |
1644781592 | 1644810444 | t3_srr4y6 | t5_2to41 | 524 | RavenClaw2134: TIFU by not putting away our *special* handcuffs
Last night my wife and I made good use of the handcuffs and fell asleep three seconds later like any normal Saturday night. (NO, I shall not elaborate. Put your dicks away)
Today is my birthday and we had a bunch of people over for a little birthday party... | 10 | 52.4 | |
1644782386 | 1644786249 | t3_srrfx0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for liking someone with a girlfriend
I don’t want to be that person that’s chasing after someone else’s boyfriend, but by the time I knew he was taken, I already really liked him. To make a long story short, I went on vacation and met a guy. He and I hung out over the course of several days. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1644787910 | 1644851324 | t3_srtkta | t5_2to41 | 1,140 | haruuuuuu1234: TIFU by making a bet with my girlfriend
I (m34) was talking with my girlfriend (f26) about the most comfortable thing we have ever worn. Can't remember how we got on the topic but it quickly turned into the most comfortable underwear. I swear by a certain brand of boxer briefs and she said something alon... | 8 | 142.5 | |
1644788103 | 1644835955 | t3_srtndk | t5_2to41 | 7,409 | SafeSexChalupa69: Tifu by not switching out of incognito mode
This was actually a few months ago, but I’m tryna think of some more “light-hearted??” stories to get my mind off of stuff.
Every night I masturbate to fall asleep. I was watching some porn and I had an orgasm that made me pass out immediately. The next mor... | 11 | 673.545455 | |
1644785597 | 1644804163 | t3_srso8n | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by screwing up a date by telling a bad high school story
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freckledsallad: Dude, you went on one date. You're not losing the love of your life here. Let her go.
TheRedstoneScout: It's difficult for me to explain why I want this to work
freckledsallad: Because you're lonely?
TheRedstoneScout: Tha... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1644788776 | 1644795869 | t3_srtwil | t5_2to41 | 8 | musicloverNL: TIFU by kicking a midget at an Halloween party
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Aspen9999: You were out of control, someone walking behind you does not constitute a reason to harm them. And the injured man has every right to not only sue you but to have you arrested for assault.
tubaman23: Really? That seems a bit extreme imo. ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1644789475 | 1644812490 | t3_sru5xx | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Effective_Corner694: 1. You are NOT responsible for her decisions and actions!
2. She made choices including inflicting emotional trauma on you, cheating, gaslighting, etc. DO NOT ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER CHOICES!
3. If you ever feel like any of this is your fault, read ... | 3 | 50.333333 | |
1644790604 | 1644793008 | t3_srulmu | t5_2to41 | 106 | Captain_Baloni: TIFU by triggering my uncle
I'm at a trip with my family to a summer house. My uncle lives nearby, and he and his family came over for dinner. It goes pretty well, until he asks me which way I vote. Now I know politics are a no-no alot of times, but I didn't think it would be that harmful to just say w... | 3 | 35.333333 | |
1644793101 | 1644794099 | t3_srvi4r | t5_2to41 | 305 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing I work with someone on the terrorist watchlist.
We run a halfway house for guys trying to leave addiction behind and then over a new leaf. One of my employees was driving home yesterday with one of the tenants, when they were pulled over for the expired tags on his car.
The officer pu... | 6 | 50.833333 | |
1644794093 | 1644796075 | t3_srvv1i | t5_2to41 | 21 | ShadowStorm2001: TIFU by pulling over to stop and eat my food
So this happened like 20 minutes ago. Right after work, I decided to go to Kroger and get some groceries. Afterwards I stopped at Panda Express to get some food. So I pull back into the Kroger parking lot. It’s snow-covered and looked relatively flat, so I a... | 3 | 7 | |
1644795368 | 1644795858 | t3_srwa9c | t5_2to41 | 20 | rafrafruff: TIFU by pleading to my emotionally irresponsible ex.
This didn’t happen today, nor a month ago, but I saw a post on this subreddit about the same situation and felt like sharing mine.
Long story short: I’m in high school and my best friend (your regular, high school popular piece of shit) is best friends w... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1644796559 | 1644800104 | t3_srwngp | t5_2to41 | 10 | ItsKidtendo: TIFU by throwing stuff at cars
So, this happened a long time ago. I had this friend, let’s just call him J. Now, he lived across the street of my Tata’s house and, seeing as I had to go there after school because my mom and dad were still working and was the only kid in the neighborhood AND I was bored, I ... | 5 | 2 | |
1644792029 | 1644802635 | t3_srv41t | t5_2to41 | 5 | SnooGadgets2116: TIFU by forgetting to close incognito on my phone
So this happend 2weeks ago(but now i feel comfortable to share it).
so usually in my class me and 2 of my friends sit in a table only the 3 of us. And i am the only one who has an iphone, they both have samsungs and they get my phone a lot of times to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1644801582 | 1644853822 | t3_sry846 | t5_2to41 | 18,005 | M-rascaldwarf: tifu by having sex with a good friend, and tried again
Long story short, had sex with hottest girl I knew. Couldn't rise to occasion. Left, came back later and we tried again, I cum (because jfc she was energetic) but keep going to try to get her to orgasm even though she absolutely refused any foreplay ... | 18 | 1,000.277778 | |
1644802352 | 1644803926 | t3_srygf3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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arondaniel: I'm confused.
Wereno: The poster is whining about posts on TIFU with a sarcastic post filled with petty bitterness. There's not much to get.
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1644805078 | 1644805881 | t3_srzbvl | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love with someone I shouldn't have
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[deleted]: You need to make a choice. Either leave your girlfriend and go with this new girl, or block this girl, delete your reddit (to reduce your temptation), and remain faithful to your current girlfriend.
ThunderLightningX: Exactly this.
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1644804558 | 1644862252 | t3_srz63v | t5_2to41 | 19 | philoslothr: TIFU by not checking where my refurbished phone came from
TL;DR at the end.
So I have an iPhone SE 2020 which supposedly has dual SIM: a nano-SIM slot plus eSIM (i.e. phone lines may be added as software by scanning a QR code). It’s a refurbished phone - an important detail for later.
After a few month... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1644809316 | 1644880038 | t3_ss0np1 | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reasonable_Ad_7289: I’m sure the dead people were tripping balls over this situation. Source: I died two years ago
ShaggyX-96: Are you alright?
MathematicianOk3966: Nah he's in hell cuz who in heaven would be on reddit
hameesvx: Reddit is purgatory
RedditAverager: then i know wh... | 8 | 11.875 | |
1644791823 | 1644811534 | t3_srv1dt | t5_2to41 | 10 | im_crying_right_now: Tifu for trusting mother and having tea with cinnamon
I am sorry for the format and possible spelling errors, I am from the continent of South America, I am not an expert in English and on top of that I am on a cell phone
Tifu for trusting mother and having tea with cinnamon
Today in the afternoo... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1644811914 | 1644814950 | t3_ss1i3g | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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1feralengineer: I guess it wasn't a super bowl
lokitom82: Ba dum tss.
1feralengineer: Ba dump piss
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1644812543 | 1644813913 | t3_ss1oyt | t5_2to41 | 4 | eretlahpsa: TIFU by masturbating to reddit
To preface: I recently broke up with my bf of 2 years and it hit me hard. I receded into a state of loneliness, lack of affection, and craved attention and some sort of oxytocin/dopamine mix as I was experiencing some rather extreme withdrawal.
I initially turned to porn, con... | 4 | 1 | |
1644812398 | 1644935709 | t3_ss1nbi | t5_2to41 | 46 | mewco_: TIFU by scrunching a handful of dried cum-filled tissue from the side door pocket of the car.
This happened yesterday.
My husband and I were coming back home from our usual weekend activities. We always use his car to do weekend chores since it is more fuel efficient. I drove both of us around to our usual ro... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1644814624 | 1644821631 | t3_ss2bdi | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to UCLA for college
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8enny8lack: Bruh- you fkt up. You value the wrong things, and are generally not doing life correctly, at least based on this post. UCLA is an excellent university, and you fucking up doesn’t reflect poorly on them. Source: wife went to UCLA, clears well over 7 ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1644814142 | 1644936339 | t3_ss268h | t5_2to41 | 559 | Thundercankles: TIFU by diminishing my wife's apocalypse rating.
My wife and I have joked about having our apocalypse ratings. Skills that we have learned through work or whatever that would benefit us if there is an apocalypse. So I had construction job, prior law enforcement and now I'm a nurse. So my apocalypse rati... | 5 | 111.8 | |
1644816684 | 1644818651 | t3_ss2xxm | t5_2to41 | 36 | robinthebank79: Tifu by texting my mother in law intimate details about our bedroom time.
This just happened tonight and I am hoping the earth swallows me up.
This part may seem like a bit too much information but it’s relevant. My husband and I have a certain…. Dynamic in the bedroom (D/s) and he’s been feeling a li... | 3 | 12 | |
1644819555 | 1644820198 | t3_ss3rlt | t5_2to41 | 46 | n0strilsflared: TIFU by forgetting it was Valentine's Day
I (19F) am currently single and am in a pretty great space right now. But, the clubs in our uni are definitely capitalising on lonely singles and have organised a bunch of events to hook people up, or diss relationships etc etc. Dissing couples is kind of sad im... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1644821497 | 1644845289 | t3_ss4a0x | t5_2to41 | 53 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for bringing my boyfriend to a family friend’s party
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panbert: Your circle seems quite snobbish and immature, believing that only money counts. It certainly helps, but is not the main criteria for a relationship. Money can't buy class although some of your "friends" seem to think ... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1644821567 | 1644822499 | t3_ss4ap6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being focused on going to a prestigious college and not partying and having fun in high school
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LaserPigeons: >People here are jerks who rejects any attempts at forming friendships.
Gee, I wonder why you're having trouble making friends...
SultanofShit: He knows full well his classmates ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1644822350 | 1644969559 | t3_ss4iml | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwaway7853791: TIFU by being homophobic to my gay friend.
Throwaway account.
Basically, I have a best friend who I'll call Gabe (m18) and me (m17). I've been friends with him for a few years. I was walking with him after getting lunch. He had neglected to tell me that he was gay.
It had rained a bit before, and lu... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1644823117 | 1644823787 | t3_ss4pnw | t5_2to41 | 16 | No-Meet-5726: TIFU by zooming with my crush and then adjusting the lighting when he was gone
I was on zoom with my crush on V-day today. He knows I have feelings for him but hasn't reciprocated. Anyway, we were talking having fun when he says my eyes look weird. Now I have huge dark circles and I am incredibly insecure... | 4 | 4 | |
1644823684 | 1644857539 | t3_ss4uvi | t5_2to41 | 33 | IUstaThink: TIFU by (sorta) not asking my gf to be my valentines (yet), and now I’ve “ruined” valentines day
okay so i’m gonna try and make a long story short for you.
A couple of months ago, my(18m) gf(19f) moved out and started going to college in Minnesota. As February was fast approaching my gf and I wanted to vi... | 9 | 3.666667 | |
1644824606 | 1644858384 | t3_ss533x | t5_2to41 | 2 | wafflesareforever: TIFU by cooking bacon-wrapped poppers on my dad's brand new gas grill without remembering that bacon grease and fire don't really get along
About ten years ago, my parents bought me a Weber Smokey Mountain smoker for my birthday. I had just started getting into cooking at the time, not really knowing... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1644828175 | 1644829650 | t3_ss5y6p | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing the first person I actually felt something for.
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PlsRfNZ: There are a lot of words here but I left feeling more confused than I started.
So, you hit on other women (emotionally cheating on your girlfriend) and she dumped you?
king-feminist: Talked to this woman very on and off during... | 4 | 2 | |
1644829368 | 1644845938 | t3_ss68vf | t5_2to41 | 5,871 | MikiAkaGaspo: TIFU by “apologising for cheating” on my girlfriend on Valentine’s Day.
TL;dr at the bottom but I recommend you read it
A little long but here goes. Massive fuckup from my end. This morning I (23M) woke up early, as organised as ever. I had my perfect plan for the day; walk over to my local trusted flor... | 26 | 225.807692 | |
1644830486 | 1644839958 | t3_ss6izd | t5_2to41 | 30 | GameTrinities3: TIFU by lying about liking video games
This happened a few hours ago. I went on my first date today with a girl from tinder whose profile read "lover of movies, TV and books", so I swiped she matched back. (my profile talked about my job and dog). We started chatting, and she was nice, so we agreed to m... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1644831237 | 1644862974 | t3_ss6p8r | t5_2to41 | 190 | Playscrab: TIFU just by meeting my ex in a park
Yesterday I met an ex for a walk in a park. I arrived before her and was standing watching cars arrive. I was peering in to see past the reflections. When she arrived, she waved to me and wound the window down. I said "hello darling" and complimented her on her new hair c... | 5 | 38 | |
1644833265 | 1644840073 | t3_ss7852 | t5_2to41 | 8 | matrixmullins: TIFU by going to a Super Bowl party instead of watching with a friend or by myself
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___Phreak___: Good job it wasn't life and death then and was just American Football
djhobbes: Shun the non believer
___Phreak___: I guess it's the fact I'm from "The rest of the world" :D - and I'm not talking ab... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1644837880 | 1644840147 | t3_ss8fbd | t5_2to41 | 23 | ApostleOfChrist: TIFU by responding to a text too fast
I met a guy (late 2010s) who was extremely friendly, and one first people that showed a helping hand in the social life in bars. This was three-ish years ago, he crashed my car in the process while being a DD, and dropped the face of the Earth after a few months of... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1644839935 | 1644841762 | t3_ss8yip | t5_2to41 | 20 | JoremKycoo: TIFU by Ruining My Friend's Business On Valentine's Day
As I'm typing this story, I'm at the roof of my friend's house, while she is sobbing because of the damage I have caused. I don't know what's gonna happen next, she might sue me or financially ruin me (she's capable of that) I'm lucky if I get out with... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1644841109 | 1644907399 | t3_ss9aw8 | t5_2to41 | 69,400 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking it was normal to shower with socks on
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Solidgame: bro when did you wash your feet then
PrisonerOfAzkaban14: And here I am washing my feet even between my showers because they are always damn sweaty.
Ronnz123: Bamboo socks. Trust me. Changed my fucking life.
ThisDidntAgeWell: Go on
R... | 16 | 4,337.5 | |
1644842778 | 1644947598 | t3_ss9s83 | t5_2to41 | 89 | unchartedguy1: TIFU by not wearing a condom
I won’t get into the graphic details because that’s not for this thread but the other day after work I found my coworker at the office completely naked and blindfolded doing a fantasy of hers.
My coworker has always been friendly enough. We’ve worked together for years off ... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1644843073 | 1644870486 | t3_ss9vbf | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Cap_Mundane: What kind of self respecting meat head doesn't just fold the pizza in half like a taco.
objective_unkown:
. This fucking moron
Cap_Mundane: Did the finger get attached successfully?
objective_unkown: I am literally sitting in the emergency room with my finger in a ... | 7 | 4 | |
1644846693 | 1644848283 | t3_ssb3ol | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU Valentine’s edition
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widowm8ker87: Being spoiled? with 3 different guys having a go with you I can imagine that a certain body part of yours was spoiled...
Intothemysticsky: Ha no. Did not sex with any of them.😇
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1644850007 | 1644852123 | t3_ssc91x | t5_2to41 | 25 | buttplugfiasco: TIFU by trying to be sexy for Reddit.
So, this is happening in real time. Using a throwaway because this is too embarrassing for my nsfw account.
I think, ahhh valentine's Day how should I celebrate and let my fans know I love them. I'll make a sexy video and put my butt plug in. Beautiful video. Read... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1644855448 | 1644860702 | t3_ssedx6 | t5_2to41 | 55 | QueenSpacecat: TIFU by letting family "help" with my bathroom renovation
I just bought my very first house and everything was exactly right except the bathroom, and my husband, who does renovation and construction, was very excited to work on OUR house for once, and his uncle offered to help with the work, as he also w... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1644857195 | 1645213090 | t3_ssf2w1 | t5_2to41 | 74 | Scarlet0612: TIFU by peeing on my wife.
It happened last Saturday.
My wife(32f) and I(26f) got married last summer and have been together for more than 6 years now. We always take showers together when we can so it's like twice a week usually.
I always pee in the shower and I'm not ashamed to admit it. It saves ton... | 8 | 9.25 | |
1644858189 | 1644887862 | t3_ssfhva | t5_2to41 | 155 | gilronayne: TIFU by updating my employees phone
I run a business and I have five drivers who make deliveries for me. Well, one is an absolute moron I can not even begin to describe how brain dead he is, hes an older guy who smells like BO 9/10 days and overall is just a headache. Well I found out that he is and has bee... | 5 | 31 | |
1644859864 | 1644867155 | t3_ssg6b1 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Accomplished-Sir6045: TIFU by going to the bathroom on valentines day.
Throw away because they use reddit.
Litterally happening right now.
The place I am staying at has a bathroom connected to a spare bedroom thats used as a fairly packed storage room right now, I moved in after they invited me and i was on a rough p... | 4 | 7 | |
1644859440 | 1644860176 | t3_ssg02v | t5_2to41 | 25 | seamlessname: TIFU by asking my bf’s dying grandma the wrong question
His grandma is dying from cancer, and she is on hospice and likely to pass any day now. She’s in a lot of pain, and I can tell her looks have changed for the worse. Yesterday I got a chance to see her in her hospital bed, prior to that the last time ... | 5 | 5 | |
1644860550 | 1644863530 | t3_ssgg7h | t5_2to41 | 15 | wondercattos: TIFU by trying to put meaning to the valentine's flowers i gave to my (now ex) girlfriend
Disclaimer: Things have been shaky for our relationship. A big factor is money since I am a newly graduated guy and have been struggling to land my first job. (6months unemployed). So this isnt the only reason.
Its... | 5 | 3 | |
1644861469 | 1644890164 | t3_ssgtq5 | t5_2to41 | 190 | kyiboi: TIFU by trying to stop breathing out of my mouth
So I've been a mouth breather for as long as I can remember. I always thought I wasn't getting enough air through my nose, and breathing primarily through my mouth just felt right. I dunno.
Cut to about a week ago when I saw a tiktok explaining how mouth breath... | 8 | 23.75 | |
1644862720 | 1644871178 | t3_sshcr9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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iwannagohome49: If I'm taking a shit then the customer can just wait
Mr007McDiddles: TIL the customer isn't always first. Shitting is.
iwannagohome49: Got that right
| 4 | 7.5 | |
1644864184 | 1644872317 | t3_sshx9q | t5_2to41 | 34 | Umeyard: TIFU - why un romantic people should never try to be romantic for valentines day
Let me start off by saying I FU, I know i FU, but I'm really lost on how things sounded so good in my head but led to a giant fight.
Let me start off by saying my husband and I are in our early 40s, married, house, kids, good ... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1644866603 | 1644897652 | t3_ssiwh9 | t5_2to41 | 97 | nopekurt: TIFU by answering a late night call from an unknown number
This happened on a Friday night last summer. My GF(28) and I(28) are sitting together on the couch it's about 10:45 and I'm just about to call it a night when I get a call on my work phone, it's number I don't recognize but I do work in the morning an... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1644867689 | 1644908514 | t3_ssjc8m | t5_2to41 | 5 | elizastar666: TIFU by making edibles with laced carts.
this happened last night. my partner and i had a few empty carts (some from a dispensary/some from plugs in california). we had boiled them in the pasta sauce we were making and went from there. at first we felt normal high until we realized it started getting too ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1644868012 | 1644870840 | t3_ssjgv4 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Happy_External_8850: TIFU by stalking an OF model
So this happened this morning, and now I feel like a creep. Reddit, what is the verdict here?
I had been chatting up someone I met through their *ahem* modeling page, and for a few weeks we had been swapping banter and generally building some genuine chemistry. This pe... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1644868985 | 1644873067 | t3_ssjv69 | t5_2to41 | 22 | hatesnack: TIFU by making a dumb joke during Valentine's Lunch.
This didn't happen today, but yesterday.
The girlfriend and I had a nice Valentine's date planned, we were gonna go get lunch and then go to the local aquarium afterwards for a nice day. The place we originally wanted to go to for lunch turned out to be ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1644870230 | 1645197167 | t3_sskcz6 | t5_2to41 | 383 | Bubalub37: TIFU by accidentally poisoning my girlfriends dog.
Happy Valentines day Honey - I'm sorry I might have killed your dog. I left out an unopened bottle of extra strength acetaminophen, 24 caplets x 500mg; and the dog ate every single one of them.
Molly is a 1 year old German Sheppard that weighs around 80l... | 15 | 25.533333 | |
1644870585 | 1644876649 | t3_sskhxp | t5_2to41 | 21 | Illustrious_Side5085: TIFU by making a mistake at work a little over a month ago and not realising it until today.
This has larger implications than you might initially think.
So I work in an office. I am in an apprenticeship to become a secretary. Or, I was, but more on that later.
Basically, one day in December I ... | 9 | 2.333333 | |
1644871156 | 1644888728 | t3_sskq5f | t5_2to41 | 5,974 | HeckinHope: TIFU by going through my dead parents’ bedroom stuff.
Edit: Warning, mention of sexual abuse. Sorry, if I upset anyone.
You know where this is going. Both of my parents have died. My mom most recently at 7 months ago. I finally had the gumption to go through their bedroom. Everything was cool, till I start... | 8 | 746.75 | |
1644872999 | 1644875540 | t3_sslh4d | t5_2to41 | 26 | ModernNomad97: TIFU by accidentally applying minoxidil (hair regrowth liquid) to my asshole
So I have this one little bald spot on my head that I’m trying to see if minoxidil will work, it’s not balding it’s just always lacked hair. Well I spilled some of it on the bathroom counter and forgot to clean it up since I was... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1644872675 | 1644879309 | t3_sslcjy | t5_2to41 | 262 | Zhouston63: TIFU by getting dumped on Valentine's Day
This'll probably be buried but I (21M) just need a way to get the words out of my mouth.
Well I can't believe it happened today of all things but my girlfriend (21F) has been growing more and more distant the last couple weeks and I felt it happening. When asked ab... | 6 | 43.666667 | |
1644873281 | 1644875434 | t3_ssll1u | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cobalt1981: This isn't a judgement, but I don't believe you. There is only one reason for disappearing messages, and it ain't what you described.
ViewedFromi3WM: i agree
mconnor1984: Yup its looks all bad! You dug yourself a nice deep hole bud! Hopefully she had nice boobies atlea... | 4 | 5 | |
1644871770 | 1644915197 | t3_sskyxy | t5_2to41 | 24 | galaxyfrapp: TIFU by provoking a Samsung to explode.
So, this just happened a bit over an hour ago and the house still has a lingering scent of acrid burnt plastic. This is even after 3 open windows, 2 ceiling fans on full speed and the hood fan also on full blast. A couple days ago I uncovered an old phone while organ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1644874094 | 1644875409 | t3_sslw5s | t5_2to41 | 21 | Whahajeema: TIFU by feeding my fiancé and myself Lava Lamp wax for dinner.
Obligatory this was yesterday, not today. My fiancé was fixing a lava lamp by opening it up and boiling the wax. A bunch of little pieces of wax got into the sink and I he asked me to save them to add back in to the rest later. I filtered th... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1644874444 | 1644875405 | t3_ssm143 | t5_2to41 | 14 | joshgreatgamer: tifu by breaking a table at college
So, today I had just finished at 4pm British time. And went to the canteen where my girlfriend and my friend was. I sat on a table that was next to them.
I thought as the table rocked a bit and I thought it was a bit weird how it did that. I continued to sit there th... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1644875177 | 1645860017 | t3_ssmbg3 | t5_2to41 | 103 | Whole-Concentrate-40: TIFU by not wishing my mom a happy birthday
I woke up today, on my moms birthday, totally forgetting about hat it was. I go downstairs to see to my surprise my mom sitting in the living room, she would usually be at work. I tell her good morning and go to eat breakfast, I look behind and see a ve... | 7 | 14.714286 | |
1644876386 | 1644876520 | t3_ssmtbp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU with a sexy Super Bowl bet
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Kbeasty: This sounds like prostitution but with extra steps
[deleted]: Eek barba derkle someone’s getting laid in college
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1644877899 | 1644911188 | t3_ssn64c | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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flashcobra: Don't see any pics lol.
Jojocarter11: Look in the comments
Spiritual_Poo: Damn I think I can see light on the other side.
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1644878516 | 1645081715 | t3_ssnasu | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ran-Dizzy123: TIFU by accidentally punching my boyfriend's nose.
Disclaimer:
This is horrible, disgusting, and happened this past weekend. Not Safe for Anything.
I was staying at my boyfriend's house for Superbowl weekend and the goal was to be buzzed for as long as possible.
So, you have to understand, we are very... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1644878681 | 1644961547 | t3_ssncsb | t5_2to41 | 8,425 | Ashleym527: TIFU by attaching a nude photo to a job application
Obligatory, this FU didn't happen today. It happened in 2011.
MANY years ago, I used to work as a model, and I did some topless stuff. No big deal. I quit that career when I got married, and became pregnant. I had my baby, and enough time had went by, tha... | 11 | 765.909091 | |
1644879452 | 1644896654 | t3_ssnhjz | t5_2to41 | 34 | wazghoul: TIFU by flying half way around the world to meet a cam girl
Obligatory this happened back around 2016
So back the day i made some questionable decisions out of loneliness and frequented some cam sites. I met a really nice girl in the US (I'm in Australia) and we talked on and off cam for months and we seemed... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1644880736 | 1644882624 | t3_ssnzkx | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU a first date a second date and my finger.
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ravenlenxre: Man the universe is really against you smashing huh?
objective_unkown: Apparently
ravenlenxre: Did you perhaps show proof you went to the hospital lol? She probably thinks ur ghosting her and making excuses
objective_unkown: ..... I posted... | 10 | 8.2 | |
1644881225 | 1644884656 | t3_sso6a0 | t5_2to41 | 36 | wazghoul: TIFU by going on a date which somehow turned into a going away party for a paedophile?
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BlueeyedBansheeWhyoh: An 18-year-old who was flirting (or even sexting) 16-year-olds is by no stretch of the imagination a pedophile.
Not making good decisions? Absolutely. But a pedophile? Absolutely not.
[dele... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1644885820 | 1644910565 | t3_sspuzi | t5_2to41 | 645 | KirkPicard: TIFU by giving my wife a V-day snake plant instead of flowers
Background: My wife and I have been married almost 5 years... we are both pretty cynical by nature and playfully insult one another for fun. I am the outgoing, live by the seat of my pants outside of the box, but responsible type. She is a precis... | 4 | 161.25 | |
1644888637 | 1644888780 | t3_ssquj7 | t5_2to41 | 74 | Hugbuggy6: TIFU bu eating something not meant for human consumption
So my husband and I had a really nice Italian dinner the other night to celebrate Valentine's day early, we had chicken parmesan delivered from a place in town that we haven't tried before. We were sitting in bed watching House on Amazon Prime and eati... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1644888490 | 1644894452 | t3_ssqsp9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | SimplyLeon: TIFU by trying to look for my made up friend 'Harvey' on a night out.
Let me start by saying, no one at all was meant to get hurt, it was just a harmless joke.
It started off with a quiet night at the local pub, few pints of Guinness and Stella, the usual banter we indulge ourselves in, we eventually made ... | 4 | 4.75 |
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