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1644889442 | 1644946149 | t3_ssr481 | t5_2to41 | 5,600 | pisces-claw: TIFU by burning my dick while cooking for my valentine
[Chilli on my genitals, no fires involved ;(]
So I(20M) have been flirting with this girl in my econ class for several months and I finally got the courage to ask her out. She is super smart and pretty so i was so nervous but after class i asked her t... | 8 | 700 | |
1644890174 | 1644915159 | t3_ssrcyd | t5_2to41 | 212 | i_poop_alot: TIFU by using my parents’ house as a Valentine’s Day getaway
So, my wife (31F) and I (33M) each took a half day today for Valentine’s Day. Instead of the traditional fancy dinner or night out, we decided to just bar hop around to a few of our favorite spots, drinking beers and eating greasy bar food. We dr... | 4 | 53 | |
1644891422 | 1644891789 | t3_ssrsjt | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU by implying my GF is a man
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420Puggin: >I'm that type of person who always takes stuff from the back.
Very Very poor choice of words
CheekyHusky: That made me snort laugh
420Puggin: Bro I read that and I couldn't focus on anything else
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1644891627 | 1644938791 | t3_ssrv53 | t5_2to41 | 39,444 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my hot wife find my fleshlight
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Ritehandwingman: Little do you know her Ryan the Stallion dildo has been stashed away behind the end table for years.
bingwhip: Wait, that's not a lamp....
puremptiness: Wait, thats not a fire extinguisher....
CHAINSMOKERMAGIC: Wait, that's not a therm... | 25 | 1,577.76 | |
1644893247 | 1644894801 | t3_sssekm | t5_2to41 | 51 | Specific_Inspector85: TIFU by giving my girlfriend funeral flowers on Valentine’s Day
So just some background: I live in a multi-cultural Asian country, I’m (21M) Asian but I grew up in a fairly western household. My girlfriend (21F) is Asian as well but grew up in a more traditional household.
So it’s the day before... | 3 | 17 | |
1644894697 | 1646803773 | t3_sssvqt | t5_2to41 | 224 | CallMeManthony: TIFU by sleeping naked for the first time in my life.
It's exactly what you think... And more. I read another post on Reddit that reminded me of this, so here we are. A story I've only told a handful of times. Obligatory this happened a few years back.
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Okay here we go. So for some contex... | 5 | 44.8 | |
1644897586 | 1644925803 | t3_ssttj7 | t5_2to41 | 1 | TheRedditGirl15: TIFU by accidentally tipping my Domino's delivery driver $23
This TIFU actually happened tonight, so I guess its Tonight I Fucked Up lmao
So, it was past 9 PM, and I was feeling hungry. Not having anything appealing to eat at home at the moment, I decided to order from Domino's. I got some cheesy brea... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1644898746 | 1644947748 | t3_ssu6n1 | t5_2to41 | 209 | DukeofRune: TIFU by dropping my entire life and moving 1000 miles away, only to be dumped on Valentine's Day
I (27 M) reconnected with my ex (27 F) on Facebook 4 months ago. We had briefly dated when we were teenagers, but that's only where it went. Fastforward to when we reconnected, and we hit it off again. We had ju... | 6 | 34.833333 | |
1644895594 | 1644913102 | t3_sst5x7 | t5_2to41 | 1,633 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Curious_Recording_99: Cat tax 😠
Starline098: I second this, we need cat tax
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1644900238 | 1644930207 | t3_ssumxh | t5_2to41 | 16 | Life-_-Sigh: TIFU by getting Erectile Dysfunction on valentine's Day.
Background: I (23M) met this girl at work about 2 weeks ago. Fell for her and made a move, she liked me back as well & boy did that feel good. Things are going well over the 2 weeks etc.
Fast forward to the 13th of February in the AM's. We hook ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1644901259 | 1644926162 | t3_ssuy4r | t5_2to41 | 15 | CaptainRiege05: TIFU I got invited over after work as it's valentines day and wiffed.
I fucking hate my self right now, I'm in highschool and haven't got with a girl in like 3 years not even as friends.
I snapped this girl today since it was valentines day just to try and she said she wanted to smoke and chill well l... | 3 | 5 | |
1644897001 | 1645065763 | t3_sstmpm | t5_2to41 | 93 | qalupiluq: TIFU by being romantically dense and missed a great Valentine's gift opportunity
I am a 30 yo woman and my partner is 36 yo gender fluid person. My love and I have been together for almost 6 years, and since the beginning I have been told never to give flowers and/or chocolate for Valentines day or their bi... | 6 | 15.5 | |
1644902775 | 1644968394 | t3_ssvdu0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | dmv_throwaway_: TIFU by not washing my dick.
Throwaway for obvious reasons, this was about a week ago.
Back in October, I met a new FWB who was pretty involved in the local kink community. After \*ahem\* hanging out a few times, she invited me to a Discord server for kinky people in the area, and I spent the next coup... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1644904924 | 1644910611 | t3_ssvzzb | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting a Mercedes
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agaertner4: Depends on if your state is a no fault state. Not a big deal but always call the police to report because if the other party reports it later amd we cant find you guess what story the insurance company gets?
jmr786: Thank you for your words. The state in quest... | 4 | 3 | |
1644905753 | 1644922971 | t3_ssw84m | t5_2to41 | 9 | sc0523: TIFU by not getting dinner with my fwb
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ArmadilloDays: 1. If he wanted to be your boyfriend, he would be.
2. He could have asked you much sooner if it had actually been important.
3. If you missed out on some gifts, so what?
Mixed messages and blurred lines are not your problem unless you buy i... | 3 | 3 | |
1644907207 | 1644911544 | t3_sswlt5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | nimdabew: TIFU by telling a girl I liked her
So the long story is that I met a girl while at work in December that was going to be based at a new base I was going to be working at in a few months. My corny line to get her number was “hey I am going to this new town, but I need some help around the new town. You should ... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1644908622 | 1644927511 | t3_sswz60 | t5_2to41 | 52 | thelost_11345: TIFU By drinking 8 fucking monsters in an hour while being on adderall and having ADHD
So as you guys(and girls) can tell by the title i fucked up bad im currently writing this in the ER Barely breathing
So today is Valentine's Day And my gf knows i have a monster addiction Like im talking 15 of them a... | 10 | 5.2 | |
1644913795 | 1644915498 | t3_ssy8we | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU because I told him the wank was too small.
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Azod21: You sound like such a lovely person
fuck_you_reading-huh: Have my upvote if this is sarcastic
Azod21: Of course it is
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1644916042 | 1644918983 | t3_ssyt19 | t5_2to41 | 18 | uniquelylikened: TIFU by falling in love with my cousin
So this all started a few years ago when I came to know that she's madly in love with me. I never thought I'd fall for her yet I did and dang I fell hard.
We dated for a while and then she called it off due to some family issues.
Fast forward to 4 years and I'm s... | 14 | 1.285714 | |
1644920132 | 1644953339 | t3_sszszr | t5_2to41 | 9 | BrainAFKPanda: TiFU by forgetting my boyfriend took a day of to celebrate Valentines day with me
My boyfriend (28m) of 2 years and I (24f) wanted to have a chill day on Valentines day and watch a movie together. He made sure to have the next day (15th) free so he didn't have to go to bed early as he usually gets up at ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1644920574 | 1644963650 | t3_sszwlr | t5_2to41 | 17 | zyzz_brah20: TIFU by not sending my girlfriend anything for valentines day.
a bit of context so me (27m) and my gf (27f) have been dating for 8 years. We have been in a long distance relationship since the past 2 years. I didn't send her anything for valentines day because i am currently unemployed and have nothing in ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1644920756 | 1644934731 | t3_sszxzv | t5_2to41 | 40 | t_r01: TIFU by waking up soaked
This morning I woke up soaked all over. I was wearing grey and could see all the dark grey wetness. It was ***insane***. It was like I dipped myself in a pool.
For context, I had a few anxious dreams, and I woke up startled. Wtf?! Could this all be sweat from my anxiety?! I never sweat... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1644923309 | 1644951758 | t3_st0kc4 | t5_2to41 | 65 | West_Importance_8257: TIFU and Accidently Got Engaged
I've been seeing this girl for a bit over a week now and we have been really hitting it off and moving fast despite our agreement to take it slow and not be officalling dating or anything.
But the issue is she has been previously engaged and they broke up before... | 11 | 5.909091 | |
1644923146 | 1644946237 | t3_st0it5 | t5_2to41 | 43,071 | borgeron: TIFU by making a bet with my 8yo daughter
My kid is Minecraft mad and has been since she was 5 years old. She's a great builder and comes up with really interesting creations. But she's stuck on consoles and her iPad and has been making noises about wanting mods for the past 18 months. I keep telling her bedr... | 13 | 3,313.153846 | |
1644923754 | 1644938492 | t3_st0o3v | t5_2to41 | 11 | notId3al: TIFU by using a self service checkout
It being valentines day and all, I decided to do some valentines shopping i.e. get some steaks, chocolate. You know, the usual. Because its the day of love, the shop I was in was having a special on lube, because of course it was. So being fiscally minded I picked one up.... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1644923950 | 1644981495 | t3_st0pty | t5_2to41 | 214 | MrArendt: TIFU by cleaning an earring
Our kids go to a school where everyone has more money than us. It doesn't usually bother us-- hey, it's good if my kids get access to that kind of network, right? But my wife got jealous of one silly thing: these earrings that one of her friends got. Simple diamond studs.
So, bec... | 3 | 71.333333 | |
1644925723 | 1644926145 | t3_st16sc | t5_2to41 | 17 | BrandonS101: TIFU by getting a 3 day ban on Xbox Live
So I was looking through some of my messages because I haven't checked in a month and found a message from the last time I played saying "Pay 2 win PC Boy". I tried explaining that I play on Mouse and Keyboard and in Halo Infinite Controller is actually a lot better... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1644926411 | 1644928716 | t3_st1dlc | t5_2to41 | 12 | 1uwu8: TIFU by giving my Muslim crush a food that contains pork
I went out to get a valid id in a mall, and then i remembered that my crush has a store in that mall, and then i messaged her, i also asked to borrow a ballpen, because i forgot to bring one, and i needed that to fill up for my ID. I also asked her to eat ... | 4 | 3 | |
1644927798 | 1644991421 | t3_st1rj0 | t5_2to41 | 221 | jaxonya: TIFU by convincing my son that birds chirp with a british accent in England
Gotta call from his teacher asking why id told him that birds in other countries chirp with an accent. Id said birds chirp in Spanish, russian, English, all sorts of different things. He even asked about other animals from different co... | 7 | 31.571429 | |
1644929172 | 1644932476 | t3_st25in | t5_2to41 | 19 | lucrativebiscuit: TIFU by once again oversleeping my appointment with my personal trainer
I like to run or workout every morning, early, yet I tend to, at times, oversleep my workouts. I also tend to do this with my runs sometimes, but because the time is less strict (even though I have a personal rule that past 7 AM, ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1644932183 | 1644971497 | t3_st33sd | t5_2to41 | 415 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MisterB78: Wait. So you found this and the way you handled it was to *send her a text*? JFC dude, *talk* to the woman!
lonely-bumblebee: I get the reaction- she was asleep at the time, we're both pretty busy today, and I know she would be upset if I acted normal/waited to tell her... | 9 | 46.111111 | |
1644933222 | 1644938041 | t3_st3g36 | t5_2to41 | 13 | ricnilotra: TIFU by being a man responding to terfs
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Tyrann0saurus_Rex: What the fuck is a terf?
djn24: Trans-exclusionary radical feminist. So a feminist that doesn't believe that transgender women fit under the umbrella of women.
This guy is seemingly just using it as an insult against women in general.
ric... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1644933890 | 1644934636 | t3_st3p4b | t5_2to41 | 118 | [deleted]: TIFU Trying to become HackerMan
TIFU, a little over a decade ago I thought it would be cool to learn how to use Linux. A few months down the rabbit hole and I was cracking WEP keys using packet sniffing.
Well I was a community college student, living at home, with a near-full-time job working construction a... | 3 | 39.333333 | |
1644935659 | 1644936568 | t3_st4ae4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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tryi2iwin: Yeah I highly doubt this is actually a real story but if it is you need to call the police.
LittleJenkins1: I'm thinking the same. Thought nothing of it until the 30 people stood around then huge red flags on this. Seriously if this was 'just a break up' no sane person ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1644935554 | 1644937180 | t3_st492g | t5_2to41 | 27 | DoWorkBeMellow: TIFU by trying to save a dog…
Happened about 15 years ago, we were searching for a second Akita and found one that was being left alone all day in the Las Vegas heat roughly a 20 hour drive from where we lived. He was three years old, had zero training and he weighed about 120lbs. We made the call, dro... | 3 | 9 | |
1644938513 | 1644966462 | t3_st5bst | t5_2to41 | 32 | irisfaefire: TIFU by browsing Reddit at work on my phone with volume on
Literally just happened minutes ago and I am hiding in the bathroom typing this. Names have been changes, obviously.
For context, I am a tiny Asian woman working as the sole IT tech at my current job. My employer is an international corporation an... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1644939398 | 1644942284 | t3_st5nt1 | t5_2to41 | 43 | memelemrnrb: TIFU by telling a hookup that I was single.
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artistmattem: Have you thought about therapy instead?
Graym24: Yeah sorry I gotta agree with this one. Don’t let meaningless men mess with your life like this or try and change you. Period.
ray_of_f_sunshine: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comme... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1644943750 | 1644952033 | t3_st60ro | t5_2to41 | 14 | gofigure62: By saying SOMETHING at any point in time you would have given your wife an opertunity to nurture your discomfort and show up for you the way tha you wanted her to.
You claim that she never considered your feelings, but you never made your feelings know to give her a chance to take them into consideration.
... | 10 | 1.4 | |
1644941220 | 1644960769 | t3_st6d5d | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by spotting a consistent plot pattern in Scooby Doo
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housevil: [Scooby-Doo but this happens instead](https://youtu.be/ZW5Om3esqGI)
TheLastCakeIsaLie: Happy cake day
housevil: Why, thank you.
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1644941276 | 1644946630 | t3_st6dx5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: At the very least file a restraining order.
Scrubyy2: I'll definitely be looking into that.
[deleted]: And if you or anyone you know can get ahold of any of the pictures taken, do it.
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1644944748 | 1644946311 | t3_st7qlf | t5_2to41 | 6 | MightOk5988: TIFU Missed my chance of getting to know someone better
Today I was traveling on a Train, when I noticed a girl glancing at me from time to time. So did I afterwards.. I thought she was cute and wanted to know her better. Because I'm a bit shy I just wanted to give her a note with my number on it while lea... | 3 | 2 | |
1644945551 | 1644945754 | t3_st81hw | t5_2to41 | 26 | drakeydrakedrake: TIFU by accidentally smack talking my boss.
It’s Friday night, I’ve finished work. The kid is in bed, wife is watching netflix and I’m smashing noobs left, right and centre with some old friends on Rocket League.
All is well, I’m having a great time. We start a match with a bunch of extremely obnoxio... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1644946537 | 1644988164 | t3_st8f7q | t5_2to41 | 2,040 | --Sapnu-Puas-: TIFU by kissing my girlfriend on VALENTINES DAY
Ok I've loved this sub for a long time. I always hoped I'd never need to post here, but I'm also a dumbass so I guess it had to happen eventually. On to the actual story of my fuckup!
So for a bit of backstory: I (17m) was raised Mormon, and am still force... | 12 | 170 | |
1644948964 | 1644997797 | t3_st9dbq | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Conwaydawg: should not have cut her off. She is confused by her feelings and will probably figure it out by continuing to hang out and go out.
Away_Gas_5438: That’s what I did the first time she rejected me. I believe in 2nd chances, no 3rd chances.
Crack_platoon59: Aren’t you a t... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1644947913 | 1645031370 | t3_st8y2u | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing the One Chip Challenge
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VoidCoelacanth: OP:
In future spice challenges, mix equal parts of lemonade & limeade (or mix equal parts lemon juice & lime juice and make your own); add to this a generous helping of honey and stir it in.
This is both a more effective spice remedy th... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1644951555 | 1645025423 | t3_stadrs | t5_2to41 | 19 | Friednoodles24: TIFU by not following simple instructions and being forced to take a massive L on an important Medical School Exam. Plus extra cherries on top in the main text :)
So for those of you that have had to do any type of uni or post grad education in the post-covid period. You can relate to the absolute god a... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1644952703 | 1644978811 | t3_stauw5 | t5_2to41 | 39,123 | throwaway20348590: TIFU by surprising my man with something for Valentine’s day
Me (F24) and my boyfriend (M26) have a pretty Vanilla sex life. He likes to do the regular stuff he’s used to but I want to switch it up sometimes. Sometimes he does but it’s like he’s not really into it so we just do the regular stuff.
F... | 19 | 2,059.105263 | |
1644952844 | 1644956998 | t3_staww9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | wusky098: TIFU by canceling our 200$ Amsterdam flight and getting charged 400$ in long distant phone call fees.
EDIT: Fido ended up giving us 75% off the fee, so it ended up being just under 100$ instead of 400$
Unfortunately with covid getting bad again my boyfriend and I decided it was best to cancel our Iceland / A... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1644953870 | 1644977521 | t3_stbbeu | t5_2to41 | 1,358 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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censorized: Are you sure you're 26?
Smokingdragon24: What?
censorized: What 26 year old behaves this way?
Smokingdragon24: 26 year olds can’t make jokes?
censorized: This is manipulative behavior, not a joke. She was testing the "girlfriend" and it didn't go well. It's manipulativ... | 10 | 135.8 | |
1644956563 | 1644963340 | t3_stcd9e | t5_2to41 | 96 | zeldasher0: TIFU by bringing my buttplugs to my retail job.
Yes you read that right lol I had two grocery bags in my car that look identical, one had my lunch for work and the other well..buttplugs and other sexual items. I was running late to work and quickly grabbed my bag which I assumed to have my food in it…I defi... | 6 | 16 | |
1644957079 | 1645054883 | t3_stck6c | t5_2to41 | 1,885 | [deleted]: TIFU by flashing my tits to my friends
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MathematicianOk3966: Its just flesh and fat on your pectoralis and sternum.
Hardly anything to keep you up at night.
ethrenity: It keeps me up all night
MathematicianOk3966: Do they clown you for it or do they look at you differently?
Either way, an honest m... | 14 | 134.642857 | |
1644958393 | 1644965681 | t3_std1t8 | t5_2to41 | 66 | sbelts2006: TIFU my incepting myself and getting mad at my husband for something he didn't do
Obligatory this happened about two weeks ago. I don't remember much of this (this will make sense soon) but this is what I have been told about how I got outraged at my husband for something he didn't do.
Backstory:
Among ot... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1644961895 | 1645049327 | t3_steeqy | t5_2to41 | 929 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realising my girlfriends friend wanted to fuck her, and now they’re a couple. Now I’ve got a box of dildos I need to dispose of
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DirtyCamaro: I'm my experience, if a significant other breaks up with you and you're confused, have unanswered questions, and / or they ghost you... They're ch... | 9 | 103.222222 | |
1644962143 | 1645028202 | t3_stei0u | t5_2to41 | 20,732 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Many-Violinist-3014: If he was in your house hiding stuff there is a good chance he installed some hidden cameras as well
You should consider checking your home
Skystrike12: Also change the locks / check for missing keys.
dade356: More like drop the 3k for asa abloys or some Gerda... | 17 | 1,219.529412 | |
1644962918 | 1644974868 | t3_stet45 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing that I sent flowers to me ex on valentines day
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IHateLebo: Thanks for the backstory, but you didn’t include how you accidentally sent the flowers? Am I missing something?
eddiepaperhands: Yeah, OP forgot to tell the main story.
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1644964919 | 1644974776 | t3_stfkl5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU I accidentally gave my grandfather two viagras instead of heart pills, and he's in intensive care right now.
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Gr4ph0n: What heart pills look like Viagra? They shouldn't look anything like any sort of heart medication.
herpesderpesdoodoo: Viagra is a heart medication... The erectile function was... | 5 | 1 | |
1644964981 | 1644971137 | t3_stflfi | t5_2to41 | 65 | UltraCynet: TIFU by cheating on my math test
So my math teacher lets us grade our own tests and that's what we did today. I'm not gonna lie. I cheat on every one of them. Instead of correcting my mistakes in pen, I erase them and put in the correct answer in pencil so it looks like I got the question right. We finished... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1644968833 | 1644985798 | t3_sth2ay | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU Tinder hookup gone wrong
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Successful_Log_5470: if she cant find you, you wont have to pay child support
turbocomppro: They went to his place…
Successful_Log_5470: oof.
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1644969216 | 1644976037 | t3_sth7f0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | jaxsjourney: TIFU Getting my wide a Valentine's card
So this wasn't today, but it was yesterday. I hate going in stores so I put off getting a card for my wife until the last minute. It's not a super big deal, because we usually don't do much of anything for Valentine's but she does like cards. I popped over to the Wal... | 5 | 4 | |
1644971553 | 1644973759 | t3_sti1yv | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ink3dS0ul: TIFU by thinking I could bbq indoors
So, I don't have much time through the week because I have school and I work in the day too. So I frequently have to think about ways to do quiick and easy meals that I can eat for lunch the day after too ( like most people but.. You know.. ) .
So I bought this beautifu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1644963449 | 1644976902 | t3_stf0fj | t5_2to41 | 12 | bugeater4000: TIFU by mashing two song covers together
so this one's pretty tame, but the artist pinkpantheress is pretty popular right now in the uk, and i'm sure many of you may have heard her song "just for me". the titular namesake of the song comes from a lyric in the chorus that goes "when you wipe your tears, do... | 3 | 4 | |
1644972816 | 1645060693 | t3_stihv5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU By Making A Kid Fall Off Their Horse
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Corgiverse: On one hand what you did was weapons grade dumb.
On the other hand I once had a horse spook because a butterfly landed on his nose. My friend got dumped because hers noticed his reflection in the mirror at the end of the arena. The one he’s wal... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1644976466 | 1645021991 | t3_stjtic | t5_2to41 | 80 | MamuhSwan: TIFU by accidentally making the worst hand gesture ever.
This has been weighing on me all day. I’m a delivery driver and had a delivery to an office complex that was essentially a massive maze. The security guard took note of my obvious confusion and helped me find the office I was looking for. As I left the... | 9 | 8.888889 | |
1644976830 | 1645002020 | t3_stjye9 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Brogalicious: TIFU by opening discord in my college class
So this happened around 10:00 am. My class is about 2 and a half hours long so our professor gives us a 15 minute break in the middle of class.
I’m in a discord community that consists of gamers and people who love anime and streamers. So i have made a few fri... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1644978057 | 1644979704 | t3_stkda8 | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ResidentEivvil: Honestly they seem like the shallow ones if they were being a bitch about it. Sounds like what you enjoyed until that point was good though, try to think about that. :)
griev0r: Actually ended up dating her for 2 years, but the threesome never came up again as an o... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1644979560 | 1645025879 | t3_stkv6x | t5_2to41 | 8 | thewiztard: TIFU by pulling an all nighter
Before i start, it didnt actually happened today, it happened 2 days ago.
I had just been on sick-leave from work, and as a usual 23 year old i had turned the days around completley. So when i forced myself to bed at 22:00 so i could wake up at 06:00 the day after, i of cours... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1644980173 | 1645071740 | t3_stl2uj | t5_2to41 | 547 | NightDreamer33: TIFU by moaning during a google meet
A couple of hours ago, I had to attend a mandatory google meet for an after-school club. It’s important to note that I have rather severe social anxiety, and I do not like talking during these meets or in any way drawing attention to myself.
Unfortunately, questions... | 7 | 78.142857 | |
1644980517 | 1645653971 | t3_stl7eb | t5_2to41 | 18 | VoraciousGorak: TIFU by cooking my wife's new (used) Valentine's Day gift graphics card
So I scored an R9 290X off auction the other day. It's nowhere near the fastest card out there and I have better already, but it's strong enough and my wife needs a GPU. It got to my house today and it was absolutely filthy. I was p... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1644982659 | 1644983800 | t3_stlwwl | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Agret_Brisignr: Yep. That's enough internet for me today. See yall tomorrow
snarkysnark000: Please hold the door open for me
Salt_Consideration52: Right behind ya … speed walking into a run
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1644981670 | 1645025172 | t3_stll87 | t5_2to41 | 116 | zelostconcubine: TIFU by sending an offensive text to a work group.
This happened last Saturday. So I was at work (retail - supermarket) when I saw this viral FB post on my workplace being dangerously overcrowded because we're under-staffed. Yes, most of our workers have been sentenced to quarantine due to COVID positi... | 4 | 29 | |
1644985794 | 1645051020 | t3_stmwz4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dingo_The_Baker: TIFU by telling my wife and closest friends I would never pay more than $1000 in medical expenses for a family pet.
Happened last weekend but came to fruition today. As part of rescuing a dog I was asked what I would consider a large medical bill to be. I think $1000 is pretty major. I went on to sa... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1644976401 | 1645045912 | t3_stjspt | t5_2to41 | 15 | CricketInvasion: TIFU by sharing my porn collection with my aunt and a highschool friend
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Jazzlike_Put4495: Lol this seems like some thing id do thank you for letting me know how pinterst works ive got some deleting/unsaving to do, do you mind if i use this story on my podcast i think ill go down well with the... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1644988982 | 1645072460 | t3_stnwkw | t5_2to41 | 6 | IzaHappyDuck: TIFU by dropping an F-bomb in front of a child
I dropped an F-bomb in front of a child
To preface this, I am a young adult (19f) in the military, specifically the Navy, and as you might guess, I curse like a sailor.
I currently live in barracks with Marines on a military base stateside for school, and m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1644991635 | 1645035850 | t3_stoom8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Error_Heavy: TIFU by telling my boyfriend to stop fake moaning during sex
Context: My boyfriend has this running joke where he moans loudly and high pitched as a reaction to things. It is honestly pretty funny. (Ex: He is first in line at an intersection and gets to take off. He moans as he takes off.)
The story: My b... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1644995097 | 1645052247 | t3_stpmfk | t5_2to41 | 126 | TheAnonymousOneOne: TIFU by programming my right arm to spasm uncontrollably when I orgasm [NSFW]
Yes, you guessed it; this story did not happen today, but rather over a period of time which led to the day I realised what I'd done. Also, semi-throwaway here
Anyway, let's begin...
I'm a guy, and like most other guys, ... | 8 | 15.75 | |
1644999997 | 1645000659 | t3_stqw1z | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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abyssalcrisis: This isn’t entirely your fuck up, although you absolutely should have waited longer after having covid.
Splyce123: Nope. 2 weeks is plenty of time for you to recover from covid. No need to isolate beyond that.
abyssalcrisis: OP actively had covid while the group was... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1644997795 | 1645001429 | t3_stqbl9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | SimpleFaceAnonymous: TIFU by overdosing on vitamins
This happened a few days ago but I think it fits.
Disclaimer I am very dyslexic with other learning disabilities and I am on mobile please ignore any spelling, punctuation, and formatting mistakes.
So I'm an 18f and I have a lot of health issues both mental and phys... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1644998412 | 1645052405 | t3_stqh9h | t5_2to41 | 492 | Trippingalienpuss: Tifu and gave a US Marshall weed.
Hi (M, 21) I fucked up and gave weed to a undercover U.S. Marshall after my shift ended at work …I work as a cook at a bar in a medically legal state and every night when I get off I get a few shifties and smoke a joint or two outside before leaving, mind you I w... | 10 | 49.2 | |
1645001845 | 1645046375 | t3_strcep | t5_2to41 | 14 | phatmatt593: TIFU by mistaking a woman for a man
At the restaurant I work, the bathrooms are slightly complicated to get to so we just escort them. The keys and bathrooms are gender specific. You can probably see where this is going. And this has been something I’ve been really worried about. I’ve been accurate up unti... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1645001984 | 1645025105 | t3_strdkd | t5_2to41 | 6,556 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl if she wanted an orgasm twice in a week
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Pyrollusion: Dude you're as subtle as a sledgehammer, but that's not the worst. She gave you a chance and you actually did the exact same thing again. Why the fuck not just make out, go home and be happy? Let it evolve? Patience, patienc... | 10 | 655.6 | |
1645006354 | 1645007518 | t3_stshnq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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followyourvalues: lmao
[deleted]: I really hope I made someone’s day a bit happier because mine clearly wasn’t going all too well…
followyourvalues: You'll be fine. My boyfriend says you'll make a good doctor cuz you can clearly separate your emotions from your circumstances.
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1645009949 | 1645051555 | t3_sttf7f | t5_2to41 | 21,522 | drakeydrakedrake: TIFU by finding my bosses porn
This happened about 6 years ago during a games conference event.
My boss and I were in a satellite farm in London where we took the raw video feeds from the conference and used our encoders to stream the event live to ign, gamespot, etc.
The event ran on long into the ... | 13 | 1,655.538462 | |
1645009704 | 1645144898 | t3_sttcwi | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by swearing in front of my sisters
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HungaryToWinWC: Not a huge deal, it’s just a word.
Grovda: A foul word
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1645011582 | 1645087025 | t3_sttvdb | t5_2to41 | 477 | Spines: TIFU being allergic for about 20 years and being the only one in the family with early male balding
So since I was about 12 or 13 I always had a allergic runny nose. I was at first not sure it was an allergy because I get a runny nose from wet hair and cold feet too, but thats for later. I also had a itchy head... | 8 | 59.625 | |
1645016766 | 1645017640 | t3_stvgoa | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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aandres_gm: I’ve read this shit before…
Djsimba25: Well I'm sure it's happened before, and im sure it'll happen again.
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1645016083 | 1645057746 | t3_stv7v3 | t5_2to41 | 52 | SimplyS3m: TIFU by opening up to my friend and then getting lied to
She (f17) and I (f17) go to the same school. At the beginning of the school year, we became friends because we shared the same interest and she said she was bi and supported the lgbt. That was interesting because I live in a very homophobic country and... | 4 | 13 | |
1645017327 | 1645033819 | t3_stvnb0 | t5_2to41 | 332 | MajorMinceMeat: TIFU By practicing welding blind for a cumulative 10 hours
A few months ago I started hatching a plan to build a racecar for pikes peak in 2023. I had even gone as far as to take to my social media (mainly Tik Tok ) to talk about it because I know when people are watching you are much more likely to fol... | 8 | 41.5 | |
1645018326 | 1645024830 | t3_stvzhd | t5_2to41 | 62 | anemicpixiedreamgirl: TIFU by not bringing my phone to a date
This happened the day before Valentine's. Me(F20) and my girlfriend(F27) decided to go out for a little coffee date and we've both agreed on meeting in a certain mall. Since she lives closer to the mall, she got there earlier. Like, really early, as usual. B... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1645019693 | 1645022942 | t3_stwgku | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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blademasterjames: Oh so you just came here to weirdly brag. Weird flex.
ElsonDaSushiChef: No, not really. I made a really big mistake making that post.
blademasterjames: So that's why you brought it back up? For less attention?
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1645020447 | 1645058197 | t3_stwr11 | t5_2to41 | 2,602 | [deleted]: TIFU called my wife out for potentially hiding something
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hokiejosie: Sounds like *she* doesn’t want you to know. What does your therapist think of the situation?
terrasee: Yeah not a bad idea to be honest, time to get the checkbook out, errr
sambrown2022: Quick question OP. Is this woman your wife ... | 15 | 173.466667 | |
1645021549 | 1645064133 | t3_stx5rl | t5_2to41 | 29 | throwaway495693: TIFU by commenting on what my wife cooked instead of just eating
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Orgazmo_87: Ask her to teach you how to cook, that way you can cook meals together and take some of the stress off her
fck-rffld: I think she needs one less chore to do. He could just learn how to cook by reading, watching, take... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1645022761 | 1645051215 | t3_stxmch | t5_2to41 | 210 | upliftingkingfisher: TIFU by Accidentally Setting Up My Ex to Become a Cheating Homewrecker. Also, Herpes.
Throwaway for obvious reasons. This is an extremely long story that happened a year ago almost to the day, but I've been told by many people that the drama is something out of a Hollywood screenplay, so maybe it w... | 6 | 35 | |
1645024296 | 1645036838 | t3_sty7mz | t5_2to41 | 384 | throwaway0123456790: TIFU by trying do something new before work
Me and my boyfriend frequently have morning sex just not on the days when I work because i’m usually running late from snoozing. When I woke up this morning from a weed coma I just felt good and wanted to make him feel good.
I woke my bf up and asked di... | 5 | 76.8 | |
1645024799 | 1645056255 | t3_styefp | t5_2to41 | 92 | Jimothy323: TIFU by cupping my forehead
Hopefully everyone understands what cupping is but pretty much I (38M) was trying to make my kids (3 and 1) laugh yesterday afternoon. They have these toy rattles that suction onto the walls and the furniture. They really enjoy them.
I decided it would be funny to suction one of... | 4 | 23 | |
1645025425 | 1645065324 | t3_stymwb | t5_2to41 | 279 | jesusvsaquaman: TIFU Thinking 'Another one bites the dust' includes Arabic lyrics
Basically, story starts when my father, a Lebanese man, moved out of Lebanon the United States to find work with a bunch of his friends. (He ended up drinking his money away, but that's a story for another day) During his stay in America,... | 5 | 55.8 | |
1645027104 | 1645057730 | t3_stzacb | t5_2to41 | 46 | blatant_prevaricator: TIFU by finding my boss' porn.. Of him and his wife.
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SmittyManJensen_: Finding them and checking them was understandable. Keeping the photos makes you a creep and a shitty person.
Itsquantium: Nah. She should have done a better job in hiding them if she didn’t want someone else to copy t... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1645027703 | 1645029791 | t3_stzjpk | t5_2to41 | 47 | Dangelouss: TIFU by teaching a cat how to fetch bouncy rubber toys
We adopted Filomena a year ago and, besides being kind of a “reserved” personality cat, she loves to play with those little bouncy rubber balls. We had a few of them months ago but they were all gone so I went to something similar to dollar shop here in... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1645026053 | 1645030296 | t3_styvmm | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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icalledyoubensolo: Jesus- you're lucky actually even though you went through hell for three days. You can overdose on even “harmless” things if you take them in excessive quantities. good thing you noticed ! some people wind up in the hospital because of random mishaps like that. ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1645029711 | 1645030056 | t3_su0d21 | t5_2to41 | 22 | natsukashiist: TIFU by getting into a relationship with my current boyfriend
I know, I know, this doesn’t read like a usual TIFU post but I read some rather interesting ones and thought i’d share. Well the title does it all, yes, today I fucked up by realising I’m so in love with my boyfriend of a year and some more. ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1645030323 | 1645048707 | t3_su0law | t5_2to41 | 58 | immortan_jeff: TIFU By eating too many cheese curds
Couple years back now, but a funny story, so thought I'd share. I used to travel for work (drive) western NY to VT every couple weeks or so. Long drive, but on the way back to NY going through the Adirondacks is amazing, but when you hit the NYS thruway (I-90) it is b... | 3 | 19.333333 |
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