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1411342750 | 1411344983 | t3_2h2t3a | t5_2to41 | 2 | SimonCallahan: TIFU by not being observant to my surroundings.
This happened yesterday, but you know the drill.
I work in a corner store. It's in a small town, and it's a nice store, probably the cleanest corner store you've ever set foot in.
Yesterday, an older couple came in to buy ice. Our ice machine is located o... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411344349 | 1411452605 | t3_2h2vnj | t5_2to41 | 159 | I_Am_Here1: TIFU by convincing my younger sister to be nice to a boy.
I am generally a cynical, indifferent bastard... And I am perfectly okay with that. I also usually pass on my selfish advice on to my younger sister, but I decided that I was going to do something a little different. *Bad Idea*. My sister told me tha... | 7 | 22.714286 | |
1411344038 | 1411349051 | t3_2h2v3i | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by having fat thumbs
This literally happened just seconds ago. I'm sitting in my local Starbucks, at which I'm a regular, and some girl walks in. She was wearing shorts, and I being a man, felt the natural obligation to check her out. This chick had a really nice body, and I even considered approaching ... | 3 | 6 | |
1411347526 | 1411561165 | t3_2h30px | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl out.
Not really funny, but more cringeworthy. I am an introvert with very little interaction towards girls. I am friends with one girl, and I've tried to ask her out about seven months before, and she said no. I tried again over text just an hour ago. She replied "seriously?!?". I ... | 7 | 10 | |
1411351520 | 1411359748 | t3_2h371z | t5_2to41 | 8 | yellowvitt: TIFU by doing something to my mom...
Well, I was in second grade I think.
And I didn't fully understand the concept of "humping"
I was a second grader humping my mom. Now this was not awkward at the time. She just questioned what I was doing and I stopped. This still haunts me today, I think she has forg... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1411351984 | 1411354609 | t3_2h37sm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my laptop in my room
So Today I had to go to a party for my great-grandmother, who turned 80 yesterday. My dad was going to watch football in my room, because I have a TV that gets every channel we get(the other TVs don't have the best reception) Anyways, I went to the party, had a great time... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411351232 | 1411392803 | t3_2h36ks | t5_2to41 | 102 | burgerlover69: TIFU by putting a girl in the hospital by having sex with her
i met a girl at a bar and we hit it off. she was from out of town visiting some friends, but by the end of the night she had all but abandoned them to hang out with my friends and i. she came back to my place and we started fooling around. t... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1411352372 | 1411355196 | t3_2h38fg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by splitting the grocery bill with a roommate
A little background, I share an apartment with 3 other people. When we go grocery shopping we split the bill item by item. So if two of the guys plan on drinking the gatorade we bought, then the cost would only be split between them two.
Well today I split ... | 3 | 1 | |
1411352511 | 1411412353 | t3_2h38oh | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by biting off part of my girlfriend's vagina
I was in the middle of cunnilingus when, in my state of excited inebriation, accidentally nibbled off a tiny part of my girlfriend's vaginal fold, resulting an injury the size of a constricted human pupil and maybe a couple drops of blood. FML.
Simon_Magnus: ... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1411352273 | 1411398128 | t3_2h389c | t5_2to41 | 21 | bbifukdup: TIFU Forgot I was in skype.....
So today I was playing games with my brother. I was having fun and he said he was going to go eat. I start to browse the internet. Missed most of the LCS today decided I would watch it while I was exploring Reddit. Hour goes by I get the urge to go to fappytown. This is where ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1411353386 | 1411393137 | t3_2h3a25 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Brady721: TIFU by eating ice from the cooler
This actually happened Wednesday but I'm finally feeling good enough to actually do something, like share this horrid story. My wife and I are on our honeymoon, which took us a few years to save up for. We paid for most of our wedding ourselves so it took us a while to sav... | 4 | 12 | |
1411354375 | 1411398059 | t3_2h3biw | t5_2to41 | 69 | sweatshopbagel: TIFU because my girlfriend did not wipe
MurphsLaw83: Shit man, that sounds pretty shitty.
icehole702: Man, that's a pretty shitty situation.
eeldraw: In Sean Connery's voice "It looks like we have a shituation"
hellriaserashish: Really hot Shituation.
| 5 | 13.8 | |
1411353349 | 1411355050 | t3_2h39zz | t5_2to41 | 11 | friedricejunkie: TIFU by talking smack in a Facebook chat
So this happened literally 20 minutes ago. Anyway, my friends and I have a very peculiar and fucked up sense of humor. We say racist, perverted and just straight up stupid shit for kicks. My friends and I have a running joke about our friend(call him M) who aske... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1411354526 | 1411442674 | t3_2h3brq | t5_2to41 | 22 | anonmomm: TIFU by hitting my husband
Today I fucked up by hitting my husband. Here's a little back story...
Me F(21) and hubs M(22) have been married 4 years. We have 2 kids youngest being 2 oldest is 4. My husband is not living with us at his mom's because he called her a cunt about 4-5 months ago. My husband doesn't ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1411354068 | 1411355519 | t3_2h3b2j | t5_2to41 | 59 | Cafris: TIFU by poisoning the neighbor's kids
This happened today, so it's actually a legit "T"IFU.
To start off, I'm a pretty horrible baker, so I guess this justifies what I'm doing. I'm watching a Seinfeld episode, and Jerry & Elaine are at a bakery the whole time, trying to buy some kind of bapka. I don't kno... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1411355342 | 1411357557 | t3_2h3d2t | t5_2to41 | 13 | Embryonic12: TIFU by shaking a stranger's hand
So, today I was at the pub with a couple of friends watching the football when a man, about 30ish, sits himself down next to me. He gives me a cheeky grin (this is probably when I should've noticed something foul was afoot) says hello and offers his hand to me. I shake it ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1411355592 | 1411356897 | t3_2h3dgi | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ror-sirent: TIFU by touching myself
I have this raw spot, it was originally a cut, but it got opened up. Well I figured it was healing so I poked it to see. Damn it hurt. It was really quite uncomfortable. And it opened back up again. I should not have poked it.
Prettysuremumsaidno: Cool story bro
Ror-sirent: I guess ... | 3 | 2 | |
1411356715 | 1411441946 | t3_2h3f4g | t5_2to41 | 2 | ibotddtiftw: TIFU by introducing my bf to Reddit
and of course he has found GW.
It's because of stuff in the past and nothing to do with him, but not sure I can get past him checking it out (more than once). It was obvious he is well informed.
DivinePrince: Leave your boyfriend alone. He is allowed to watch porn. A... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1411351829 | 1411384350 | t3_2h37k1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating chocolate
(was yesterday btw)
Got my period yesterday, so boyfriend came over to watch a movie and snuggle a bit. (We watched Gladiator- I had many grievances with the film). Mother brings me some chocolate, which I nibble at. Fast forward to an hour latter. Something dark is smeared all ove... | 3 | 2 | |
1411355216 | 1411409970 | t3_2h3cvj | t5_2to41 | 6 | av455: Tifu by dropping a new laptop
Dear, Reddit today I fucked up
So my fuck up happened two seconds ago I was sitting in my bed watching amazing spiderman 2 on my laptop because there is not enough room in my dorm room for my tv I got up to go to the bathroom and I hear my laptop fall to the ground the screen is al... | 3 | 2 | |
1411357219 | 1411401260 | t3_2h3fuv | t5_2to41 | 4 | Christ_on_a_Crakker: TIFU Today I fucked up by taking my 9mm Beretta into a federal courthouse.
I was on my way to a friends house to study, and I had forgotten that my 9mm was in my backpack (I have a permit.) First I had to stop off at the federal courthouse downtown and drop off some paperwork for my new job as a pa... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411357783 | 1411431132 | t3_2h3gly | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my neighbor nsfw
Backstory: a month or so ago, I started seeing/dating/sleeping with my neighbor, or whatever you want to call it, I'm not exactly sure what we are. We definitely aren't serious, and we don't know each other that well.
Note: this happened a few days ago.
Anyway, ont... | 4 | 3 | |
1411357951 | 1411358188 | t3_2h3guv | t5_2to41 | 11 | Callmebadger: TIFU by using Aspercreme
I just want to start off by saying that I am typing this from a 50 degrees Fahrenheit bath at 2 am. Now, on to the the biggest mistake of my life.
For the past month or so, me and my buddy have had this joke about "shameless" scratching of the balls, as is every man's God given r... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1411355244 | 1411393375 | t3_2h3cxd | t5_2to41 | 79 | Varzem: TIFU by recognizing someone in amateur porn and then asking them about it.
It's not as dramatic as it sounds.
I was on one of those apps this morning that lets you meet people and I found a guy I thought was cute so I hit them up. I chatted with him throughout the day and then I realized that I recognized his ... | 9 | 8.777778 | |
1411359247 | 1411381185 | t3_2h3ip7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Nude_Cactus: TIFU by texting my boss
Today I really didn't feel like going to work. I work at a Subway that is near my house and wasn't in the mood to go work there for 7 hours and have to deal with bullshit that people feel the need to complain about. I texted my boss telling him that I wasn't feeling well and asked h... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1411360250 | 1411387456 | t3_2h3k2o | t5_2to41 | 118 | eyevan1: TIFU by taking a selfie near a crime scene
This just happened to me today.
okay so im a male nurse and my bestfriend is a paramedic. He got a call on his pager/radio of "unidentified woman suspected to be from a hit and run unresponsive on scene" so my bestfriend dropped his pizza jump out of his lazyboy and ... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1411360388 | 1411362267 | t3_2h3k9i | t5_2to41 | 9 | UniversalChimera: TIFU by mistaking Boko Haram with Boko no Picu.
There was this group of people in front of my class with some girls with tears in their eyes and a very tense atmosphere all around. At the time I was completely oblivious regarding news, specially about some fucked up place in the world so I just got ne... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411359484 | 1411368781 | t3_2h3j0z | t5_2to41 | 3 | Throwerfa: TIFU by being stupid
Short and simple. Fapped couldn't find a place to relieve the oncoming monsoon. Thought quick. Mouth! Fuck no I'm about to throw up. (Yes I'm that flexible.
ShokoFlow: 11/10 would title again
^^^Come ^^^up ^^^with ^^^a ^^^better ^^^title ^^^next ^^^time, ^^^bub.
mark061996: I'm with t... | 3 | 1 | |
1411361354 | 1411400790 | t3_2h3lh5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | moustache_warrior: TIFU by swatting a fly..
So, a bit of back story; I get a super delicious roast pork noodle soup like once a week with my SO at a soup place inside a shopping centre's food court.
So we get our soups (and the prices have been raised significantly) so were REALLY looking forward to eating these bad ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411364146 | 1411367479 | t3_2h3m7h | t5_2to41 | 4 | sofi-so: I'd like to have thought empathy would be in play then. My point still stands, stigmas against the mentally ill aren't acceptable.
Nothing gives you the right to treat someone else badly, and you seem to struggle with my wording before.
If. You. Can't. Be. A. Nice. Human. Being. Then. Don't. Speak.
ur1336: ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411363885 | 1411395111 | t3_2h3oqx | t5_2to41 | 10 | Littleians: TIFU by Updating to iOS 8
sfitznott: Hi Littleians, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by Updating to iOS 8* has been removed because it is not a fuck-up. The events were either not your fault, not preventable, or not a big deal..
We apologize for the inconvenience, ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411365072 | 1411372715 | t3_2h3q55 | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwaway1223435: TIFU by not swallowing.
Like almost every other fuck up, this did not happen today, but rather a couple months back.
To preface this story, I will say that I am an incredibly lazy teenage girl, to the point where I will sit around for hours doing absolutely nothing and then wonder where the day has ... | 5 | 5 | |
1411365158 | 1411484162 | t3_2h3q9f | t5_2to41 | 272 | lawlifelgbt: TIFU by trying to flirt with a cute girl.
To preface this, I'm also queer. Today, I went rock climbing. There are lots of attractive people there, and some more butch-ish lesbians.
I was taking off my gear afterwards on the bench, and saw a really cute, really butch girl, about my height and build, with s... | 5 | 54.4 | |
1411368557 | 1411374346 | t3_2h3tu3 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU, I was taking a dump while my apt got broken into. Here's what happened.
beige4ever: what would he have gotten, if he actually performed a burglary? Obviously he meant to burglalize, not rob
buprenorFiend_: What's the difference between burglary and robbing?
Sp1337: Robbing involves a threat basically.... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1411370399 | 1411371335 | t3_2h3vow | t5_2to41 | 6 | ikoniq93: TIFU by "doing thing" in the back of a minivan
So, me and my girlfriend were at her parents' house, smoking, making out, nothing spectacular. She decides to tell me to come with her to the garage, I comply because what could possibly go wrong. I get in there and she locks the door. She was horny, we did so... | 3 | 2 | |
1411374744 | 1411375699 | t3_2h3zg9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Itsmurphy: TIFU by trusting my co-worker/manager
So I guess I'll start with some context.
I am working two jobs and am going to college currently. I have had one job (A) for about 2 years and picked up the other one (B) when I was looking for more hours during the summer. When I am going to college I am also in a stu... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411375162 | 1411403355 | t3_2h3zs6 | t5_2to41 | 363 | jxs1: TIFU by flushing my turtle down the toilet
Backstory: I have two turtles both of which are the size of a Reeces Cupcake. I clean them out once a week often cleaning their decor in a bucket of water...
The F Up: I've always known I was clumsy but I think this tops all the clumsy moments of my life.
...
So there... | 6 | 60.5 | |
1411333966 | 1411535149 | t3_2h2ehb | t5_2to41 | 8 | margraves: TIFU by trying to be clever with a girl I was trying to date
Well, a bit of a back story? I fuck up a lot. I mean..I'm 32, so I have years of fuck ups under my belt. I don't get embarrassed easily, and I have almost zero filter. I recently become single (about 3 months ago) - and I decided to give match.com... | 4 | 2 | |
1411379903 | 1411463982 | t3_2h43m2 | t5_2to41 | 1,378 | FBISurveillanceVan69: TIFU by taking my crazy girlfriend on vacation.
She's my ex now. I'll start with the scenario that might have triggered the crazy side. Let's call her Alex.
Everything was going great. Movie nights, game nights, even my friends and family liked her. Until one day during a great post-sex sleep, I ... | 18 | 76.555556 | |
1411378525 | 1411382058 | t3_2h42hj | t5_2to41 | 6 | PineSin: TIFU by pulling out my phone by the aux cord
So this was a week ago, I was fishing up in the mountains, and I was listening to some tunes on my samsung s4, suddenly I found some reason to pull out my phone, while standing on the edge of the water with the fishing rod in one hand, so I do the classic "tugg it f... | 3 | 2 | |
1411381446 | 1411390835 | t3_2h44z3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | mike--: TIFU by getting up to feed my infant son.
TIFU by waking up in the middle of the night to feed my infant son. I was stumbling around in the dark, half asleep. He is crying wanting to be fed. I had to piss like a race-horse so I was going to do that before I went to make him a bottle. I grabbed my phone beca... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1411384231 | 1411405691 | t3_2h47if | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my step Dad's sister
overfiend1976: If I managed to bang anyone way back when I was 13, believe me, there'd be NO regrets.
i_pk_pjers_i: Ehh, if you got a girl pregnant at 13 and she refused to abort, I bet you'd probably regret it.
murfyyy: A 13 year old me would probably still hav... | 7 | 10 | |
1411385878 | 1411387073 | t3_2h498j | t5_2to41 | 108 | alysia5611: TIFU by being a pussy.
So, this did actually happen a while ago, like in year 6. I was sitting in the most boring class of my life and I really needed to pee. Now, if any of you remember what happens in Primary School if you ever have a slight chance of needing to go to the bathroom the teacher replies with... | 5 | 21.6 | |
1411388329 | 1411460664 | t3_2h4bx1 | t5_2to41 | 191 | gzintu: TIFU by squeezing a nipple
This has happened today, do I receive any points? *shakes his tail*. So, today was a normal day at school. Almost. Me (male highschooler) and my friends were playing harshly, squeezing our nipples. No homo. So after a bit, my friends were behind me, I was talking with the teacher. Som... | 8 | 23.875 | |
1411389217 | 1411410145 | t3_2h4d0y | t5_2to41 | 27 | Janaynay93: Tifu by laughing at next doors crying kids
Right let me explain. My boyfriend and I live next door to THE most annoying kids ever! For most of the year they have their trampoline out (which is WAY too big for their garden) which means a summer of absolute hell for us. They scream at the top of their lungs a... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1411389565 | 1411401821 | t3_2h4dhb | t5_2to41 | 0 | slippingit: TIFU making my wife cry during sex... (NSFW)
Being at home at a time when our kids are at school give us some rare and much appreciated sexy time together.
So today we are going at each other, enjoying the no time pressure and have quite a bit of fun. She wanted me bad and I assumed the position trusting n... | 4 | 0 | |
1411392206 | 1411393759 | t3_2h4h2o | t5_2to41 | 9 | mk4Wolfgang: TIFU by reacting too quickly!
This happened yesterday afternoon. So I was at my GF's Mothers painting her brand new back fence that the association demanded must be white. So away I went to the back with a 5 gal bucket of paint, brush and a plastic tarp. As I am pouring paint into a smaller container crouc... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411374584 | 1411407800 | t3_2h3zau | t5_2to41 | 6 | jbh007: TIFU by leaving my door open when I went to use the bathroom....
…I just had to spend 20 minutes trying to shoo a rat out. I nearly banged my record player with an umbrella trying to scare the fucker out from behind it, my laundry bag looks like Mike Tyson had an argument with it, and now I can't sleep because ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1411393206 | 1411403642 | t3_2h4ijj | t5_2to41 | 4 | wow_shibe: TIFU when I decided to get a glass of water to drink in bed.
So, this morning, I woke up, and I realised I had an extra 30 minutes! I decided to just lay in bed/rest for that time, but my mouth was a bit dry after sleeping, so I went to get a glass of water. I took a few sips, but didnt finish the whole thi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411394564 | 1411469819 | t3_2h4kjz | t5_2to41 | 11 | i_love_sex_: TIFU by trusting a stranger
So the other day I'm browsing eBay for a new phone, I see a guy selling the phone for cheap, like 140$ but I know the price will go up. In the description it says message me if you have a price. I message him and we agree on a price. He sends me an invoice on PayPal and I pay an... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1411370708 | 1411421629 | t3_2h3vyj | t5_2to41 | 3 | Drink_Redbull: TIFU by eating chicken.
So, one day (around the end of February this year) me and two friends (a guy and his girlfriend) were chilling out at a store. My friend's girlfriend was getting an oil change so we decided to go look at video games, the trading card game section, and then pick up some popcorn chi... | 3 | 1 | |
1411395911 | 1411400850 | t3_2h4mtl | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU By finding out my girlfriends Reddit username
So much regret. We've always had the policy don't discuss the past, the past is the past. We are both the jealous type. She found out my past but I never found out hers till today. I felt bad snooping but once I realized it was her posting about me I had to ... | 3 | 20 | |
1411396572 | 1411400812 | t3_2h4nux | t5_2to41 | 4 | mist_opportunity: TIFU by writing a fake love note
Okay, well like every other fuck up this didn't happen to today and I'm not even sure why I felt obligated to declare that. Anyways into the story. So severel years ago on valentines day me and my friend thought it would be funny as hell to write a fake note to a girl,... | 4 | 1 | |
1411395780 | 1411412624 | t3_2h4mlt | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by schlicking on the floor
Okay, so I'm in a long distance relationship and like any couple, my SO and I like to get off with each other every now and then. He calls it Sexy Skype Time. Whatever. So the other day, I had to clean my entire room because of a bad case of the bed bugs. Also, i had to move m... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1411363763 | 1411400437 | t3_2h3oly | t5_2to41 | 13 | bulbuh16: TIFU by wearing old boxers
So, no surprise, I have gained a little weight from my golden days. I had to do laundry today, so I just put on an assortment of various clothes that I haven't worn in awhile. I reached into my underwear drawer and grabbed some boxers that I remembered to be comfortable.
I rememb... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1411396548 | 1411399909 | t3_2h4nta | t5_2to41 | 6 | I_am_chris_dorner: TIFU by telling everyone about the time a girl shat on me.
It's fucking halirous. I was over at a buddies house yesterday telling the story about how this girl shat on me in the most descriptive way possible. Everyones laughing their asses off when I turn around and see her brother standing behind me... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411398799 | 1411423182 | t3_2h4rra | t5_2to41 | 523 | kahls: TIFU by playing GTA with my windows open
Yesterday I was playing GTA V in my room with the windows open. My room is in the front of the house so often times people walk by on the sidewalk and whatnot. As I was playing GTA, I pull a guy out of his car and he yells abnormally loud "Fuck you and fuck your family!".... | 10 | 52.3 | |
1411399039 | 1411399835 | t3_2h4s5j | t5_2to41 | 4 | PrankedMyBoss: TIFU by throwing my co-workers lunch into the toilet.
For the past few months at work I've been doing this prank where once every few weeks I secretly take a lunch out of the fridge and throw it into a toilet in the restroom. Don'f flush, just leave it there.
I enjoy imagining the reactions people have ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411399554 | 1411481453 | t3_2h4t52 | t5_2to41 | 38 | NotWhoUThink01: TIFU by missing a chance with an extremely hot girl. :-(
Yup. Was out drinking with a friend at a local tavern. There is a girl working there that is easily a 9 on her worst day. I normally do well with girls but not this well...she gave all the indicators...touching..asking me to sit by her when she go... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1411401128 | 1411452180 | t3_2h4w1i | t5_2to41 | 7 | red3biggs: TIFU by paying for a new install
So, I have my wife's old computer. About 6 months ago, she reinstalled windows 7 from a USB drive.
I got some stupid tracking/adware bug on the computer 3 weeks ago and couldn't seem to get it to stop. So, I went to reinstall Windows 7, but couldn't get it to reinstall from ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411400866 | 1411428525 | t3_2h4vk2 | t5_2to41 | 45 | musicflower: TIFU by taking acid within a month of arriving at college
So, I had just gotten to my dream school after years of hard work. I've got some acid on me, as one might in college. So, three days after orientation week, I decide to take a hit with a new friend I had just met in the middle of a sunny afternoon i... | 5 | 9 | |
1411402803 | 1411405226 | t3_2h4z3d | t5_2to41 | 4 | kalitarios: TIFU by attending my performance assessment with my boss via Telepresence
Yes, the same boss who I [left at the airport while browsing Reddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cl0a7/tifu_by_browsing_reddit_instead_of_picking_up_my/) and who got mad when I read [This post outloud in a gay Jaffar voice]... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411401762 | 1411445748 | t3_2h4x6g | t5_2to41 | 5 | abrasiliandad: TIFU by bricking my phone while trying to access a restricted service
So today I woke up to the news that Google Music was finally available in Brazil, which is something that I've been waiting for a while. However, the service is on a "soft release" cycle, limited to Samsung phones until the end of the ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411402570 | 1411500763 | t3_2h4yo5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | EzzoMahfouz: TIFU by letting my friends see my dick on my phone.
So today I fucked up when my friends were sleeping over at my beach cabin. These were the cool kids that I was trying to impress, the kind that you want to be apart of in school conversations and stuff.
We were taking turns playing Battlefield 4 on my PS... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1411405152 | 1411438894 | t3_2h53np | t5_2to41 | 12 | SIM0NEY: TIFU by not realizing who was in my work bathroom with me [Not sexual]…
First off let me preface this story by saying: I put on a shy face at work. I try not to rock the boat or draw a lot of attention to myself. That is NOT my home face. I am a life lovin’, good time havin’ guy who spends a lot of time with v... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1411403380 | 1411410863 | t3_2h509g | t5_2to41 | 3 | stopdownvotingmeokay: TIFU by causing a 5 car pileup.
I was at my dad's house with a good friend, we had just smoked a ton of hash, and we were late for school. I'm like "I'm not going today, I'm just gonna smoke half a gram more hash and go back to bed." He comes out of the bathroom like "What are you doing?? I don't ... | 3 | 1 | |
1411406846 | 1411413139 | t3_2h571a | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU: I pissed in her mouth :(
Last night I went to my buddies stag party, got extra boozy and passed out early. My gf got off work at 2 am and couldn't fall asleep. We play this game called morning head where whoever wakes up first wakes the other one up with head. She put my flaccid whiskey dick in her ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1411406854 | 1411679619 | t3_2h571w | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing my crush's boob
I don't know how to make a proper introduction so I'll just tell it how it was. I've been crushing on a friend for a few months now and lately we've gotten much closer. I was outside talking with her before our next class and out of nowhere she pinched my nipple really hard. ... | 6 | 25.166667 | |
1411397251 | 1411674626 | t3_2h4ozp | t5_2to41 | 169 | [deleted]: TIFU - By laughing while a little girl sang "Amazing Grace" at her Uncle's funeral
This happened many years ago (like you were expecting anything different?)
My wife and I used to live in a pretty small house in a not-that-great neighborhood. The houses were really close together, so we got to know our nei... | 9 | 18.777778 | |
1411406893 | 1411466181 | t3_2h574y | t5_2to41 | 545 | iPodCable: TIFU by punching my friend's ass
I've known my friend since grade nine and have been extremely close with her ever since which means that ass-punching is no foreign activity.
She messaged me one night, asking if we could go for a walk. It was one in the morning but doing shit at night is normally my thing,... | 6 | 90.833333 | |
1411407484 | 1411479491 | t3_2h58by | t5_2to41 | 280 | Melincon: TIFU by allowing my private parts to fall prey to a spider [NSFW]
This just happened a couple hours ago, I'm writing this now after getting out of physics. This is also my first time ever posting (besides some comments) so my apologies if i have made mistakes, i felt that you guys may appreciate this story.
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1411408899 | 1411494643 | t3_2h5b3e | t5_2to41 | 5 | hank_moo_d: TIFU by not realizing how horny my friend is.
**Sorry for my english, i'm brazilian**
So, me and 3 more friends (**GUY1**, **GUY2** and **GUY3**) were driving around town, looking for some fun. There's a part of the city that has a lot of nice bars and parties, but there are also a lot of trannies prostit... | 5 | 1 | |
1411408349 | 1411412067 | t3_2h5a1v | t5_2to41 | 3 | WhiteLightLover: TIFU by changing my notification settings
Well this happened last night but the effects just set in today, so let's begin. First off, if you're not familiar with android devices, there's a little blinking light that notifies you of updates or app alerts. Blue is for texts, red is for charging, etc. I s... | 3 | 1 | |
1411410585 | 1411415313 | t3_2h5eg0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a blowjob in school (NSFW)
A little background on me. I'm 15, take honors classes, have a mice family yada yada yada. In my IT class we have modules. We get a partner and we are separated throughout the room. I got paired with this Nigerian chick with niceeeee tits. I have always been up fron... | 6 | 1 | |
1411407533 | 1411425756 | t3_2h58ft | t5_2to41 | 19 | dommX: TIFU by wanting to look in the mirror
Earlier this morning around 11 am after a hard workout i decided to rub a quick one out, during the process I thought I was looking like a Adonis. This forces me to venture out into the common area to just check out myself, and as I look into the mirror in the corner of my ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1411411596 | 1411413338 | t3_2h5ggv | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking for my 15 year old brother?
I was visiting my mom. I live about an hour away and I occasionally take my son up there to see his grandma. Well, I got there and she was worried about my brother, who is a Freshman in high school. He did not take the bus home from school. My mom asked me if I wou... | 4 | 3 | |
1411412846 | 1411431715 | t3_2h5iyh | t5_2to41 | 88 | emidas: TIFU by sitting in Toilet Bowl Cleaner
(Sidenote: This happened several years ago...about seven, actually)
For a bit of backstory, a few friends of mine and I used to create "homemade bombs". I use that term loosely because they weren't very big, and were really just glorified noisecrackers to us. How we made ... | 4 | 22 | |
1411413379 | 1411487946 | t3_2h5jzl | t5_2to41 | 7 | PeacefulParsnip: TIFU by seriously burning my boss.
I work in a kitchen beside two large 400 degree ovens. My boss was walking behind me without my knowledge. I took a step back and pushed him into the oven. His shirt sleeve caught on part of the oven, pinning him there. The entire top part of his arm is badly burned. ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411413604 | 1411416891 | t3_2h5kgr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by crushing on my boss
So my boss, who basically hired me is extremely good looking, like want to bone him right now kind of good looking. He has those soft red lips that you wanna kiss so so bad and those huge blue eyes that are so incredibly deep and beautiful. I crushed on him for the longest time an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411412061 | 1411423637 | t3_2h5hff | t5_2to41 | 22 | SaxyBarry: TIFU By using the random subreddit feature
So this just happened, I'd say I am a usual reddit user so I get bored sometimes and use the random search feature. I'm on the bus going to school and I'm on reddit with my hood up so I block out everything else. So I'm on TIFU looking at other people's misfortune ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1411415565 | 1411456904 | t3_2h5oby | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying 'Murica in an American History class.
It was near the end of class, and my attention was sort of fading in and out. The professor started telling a really detailed, gory story about two men killing each other in a brutal fashion. Everyone squirmed and laughed when he finished, and I said "Amer... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411415560 | 1411468438 | t3_2h5obj | t5_2to41 | 133 | herowcatsmanzzz: TIFU by cutting myself while masturbating
So, in reality, this was about 3 years ago. I'm 16 now and I was 13 at the time. I'm not sure posts can be from this long ago, but if I get removed...what the heck.
So I went through puberty quite early on. My family usually does. I started to get changes arou... | 10 | 13.3 | |
1411416096 | 1411416507 | t3_2h5pel | t5_2to41 | 5 | JonSnowww1: TIFU By playing with my Pc in a Stormy rain
This happened about a month ago
It was moning and the day was cluody
Started to heavily rain out of nowhere and i was happily playing In my pc when a lighninght strikes and my pc inmediately shuts down
I knew something fucked up when i smelt something burned
K... | 5 | 1 | |
1411415314 | 1411425026 | t3_2h5nt5 | t5_2to41 | 99 | alexhemedinger: TIFU by shaving my ball hairs with a straight razor.
I must say this was the "ballsiest" thing I could do. I was taking a shower getting ready for my birthday suprise, and recall my dad telling me that woman will suck your balls if you shave them. Well I wanted to get a good clean shave and since I was ... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1411416087 | 1411416269 | t3_2h5pe3 | t5_2to41 | 46 | crazypoolady: TIFU by helping an elderly woman.
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
Today I was approached by an 84 year old lady in work. I offered to help her shop because she couldn't even walk without stumbling. After 25 minutes of her forgetting what things we've put in her basket, I offered to walk her to her car. Tu... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1411416599 | 1411454288 | t3_2h5qei | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by singing the 2 girls 1 cup song
So a few years ago I was at my computer and I was unwinding after a long day of work. I typically do this by listening to music so I had my computer on shuffle/random and the Jon Lajoie 2 girls 1 cup song comes on. So I'm in the computer room singing this and my girlfri... | 3 | 1 | |
1411416510 | 1411475909 | t3_2h5q8m | t5_2to41 | 9 | dogmaskedduck: TIFU by swallowing a prong from a plastic fork
I was having lunch and when I finished I noticed that one of the 1-inch prongs from the plastic fork I was using was missing. I probably swallowed it and didn't even notice because I was eating quickly.
Apparently it will either pass through my GI tract or ... | 3 | 3 | |
1411417156 | 1411418915 | t3_2h5rge | t5_2to41 | 9 | enterusernamehere11: TIFU by trying to be a good sales associate..
So this didn't actually happen today but rather a few months ago. I have since quit and am very happy that I did.
So I used to work at RadioShack. It was my first job and it was part time so it wasn't too stressful. Except for doing inventory, because... | 3 | 3 | |
1411418122 | 1411419472 | t3_2h5tfb | t5_2to41 | 1 | catscakeandtea: TIFU by dropping a cup of coffee on my brand new iPhone 6 plus
I am literally devastated.
I have had iPhones since the first one and every one in between. I used apple every day of my life and my Phone, Like others, is my life.
Im a supervisor in a restaurant and am constantly ringing people, sending e... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1411417998 | 1411440325 | t3_2h5t4r | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating out my ex girlfriend's sister and almost losing a chance at a job. (NSFW)
So first thing I should say is I do not feel good about this, if the fact I'm posting it here doesn't make that clear enough. Now you should also know my ex and her sister are really close to my family in the sense that ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1411416677 | 1411420244 | t3_2h5qks | t5_2to41 | 9 | fuckedup0: TIFU by leaving my email open on girlfriends laptop
This is a series of fuck ups that lead to the one today.
I have been exclusively dating a girl for about 2-3 months. Met and started talking about 6-7 months ago. Things have been going great we get along really well, enjoy similar activities, and sense o... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411419385 | 1411532032 | t3_2h5vwt | t5_2to41 | 17 | MkPlay: TIFU because cosplay
First post ever Reddit! Enjoy my pain.
This happened about a week ago. Since the N64 days, I’ve been a filthy casual gamer, star wars enthusiast, and closet nerd. However, a few months ago, I became addicted to anime and I couldn’t closet it. I attended my first anime convention in a cos... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1411419449 | 1411532540 | t3_2h5w1m | t5_2to41 | 19 | WhiteDrummer: TIFU by giving a girl a ride home
Like most, this didn't happen today, but about 2 years ago.
Back story: At the time I was a 17 year old kid, working at a grocery store, and about to graduate highschool. At the store where I worked, there were alot of people my age and in there first couple years of co... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1411420121 | 1411436936 | t3_2h5xfj | t5_2to41 | 170 | [deleted]: TIFU by discovering tampons
Throwaway for reasons.
I'm a young male (mid twenties). I am fairly successful at this pint in my life (I make six figures and work fairly high up in a large company), and I really didn't want to mess anything up.
I especially didn't want to mess anything up because from what ... | 5 | 34 | |
1411414597 | 1411528865 | t3_2h5mfa | t5_2to41 | 8 | dandruffshampoodle: TIFU by using dandruff shampoo. (NSFW)
People are at my house with my mom. I needed to fap, but was limited to things in my bathroom, so I used some head and shoulders and my dick is literally tingling so bad. Please don't do this.
iLeo: To add another to the list, Axe Dry Ice shampoo. Owwwww.
S0LDI... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1411421151 | 1411514096 | t3_2h5zg8 | t5_2to41 | 211 | robotcephalopod: TIFU by accidentally making a sexual innuendo in History class
So for my first project of the year I had to do a presentation on the Cold War-era presidents. I have been preparing for my presentation for weeks, and had written up some index cards to read from ( my mind often goes blank when I have to p... | 7 | 30.142857 | |
1411421036 | 1411422043 | t3_2h5z84 | t5_2to41 | 13 | lrghardoncollider: TIFU by timing my pee.
On my way home from school I had to pee really bad, I supposed that I would pee for a minute straight. I used my digital wrist watch and hit 1:03. Not bad. Went upstairs and decided to get some homework done before going to work knowing that I would need to leave again by 1:30 ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1411422025 | 1411436458 | t3_2h613i | t5_2to41 | 1 | AnthonySonofPaul: TIFU by hitting it too hard...
TIFU i think... I had a date this weekend and we had a really good time so when I took her back to my place we started hooking up and one thing led to another. About 30 mins in she hopped off the D and said that she couldnt take it anymore. This has never happened to me ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1411423104 | 1411424647 | t3_2h633n | t5_2to41 | 16 | LuK45swe: TIFU by playing with fire. Twice.
So I was sitting in my room watching shrek when I noticed three things on my desk: An empty pringles can, a bottle of perfume and a lighter.
I decided to spray some perfume into the pringles can and then light to see what would happen.
I was looking almost straight into the... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1411416530 | 1411450138 | t3_2h5q9p | t5_2to41 | 50 | eSchiro: TIFU by going to a highschool football game...
Some, like myself, would say the title is enough. Yea, man, you did. Highschool sucks. Highschool football sucks. 'Nuff said. But it got worse...
Backstory:
I live in the town my wife grew up in and she likes going to the games at her alma mater every now and ag... | 3 | 16.666667 |
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