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1411422891 | 1411450038 | t3_2h62q1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | zombiepatrick: TIFU by yelling like a pirate at work
This happened like 10 minutes ago.
I work at the corporate offices of a bank, on the floor *below* the basement. It's a small, dimly lit pond of cubicles and printers that reminds me fondly of the office in the beginning of the movie Wanted (the one where the guy is ... | 5 | 3 | |
1411422067 | 1411492658 | t3_2h616s | t5_2to41 | 7 | absolutebagel: TIFU by not properly concealing my boner
so the story begins with me at cross country practice when we are having a team meeting. we are all sitting in the resource center listening to coach for a while when I get a random boner, I pushed it to the side so it was concealed and thought nothing more of it.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411424554 | 1411488177 | t3_2h65t3 | t5_2to41 | 1 | bolibompapingu: TIFU by watching Don Jon with my family
Our family of four (mother 40, father 40, younger sister 14) are quite fond of lighthearted romantic comedies and have done so for as long as I can remember. I mean, they generally fit every age and follow the same concept (at least if McConaughey is involved) so ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1411427147 | 1411428316 | t3_2h6afc | t5_2to41 | 46 | jmm329: TIFU by trying to give a girl support
Today a female friend of mine asked if I would go with her to the magistrate's office. A few days prior she had been walking home drunk and fallen in front of a police officer; she ended up with a chipped tooth, a black eye, and an underage drinking citation. She was extrem... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1411428025 | 1411429154 | t3_2h6c3n | t5_2to41 | 17 | NIPLZ: TIFU by throwing water at my friend.
Jay_j88: damn.
NIPLZ: Damn indeed. Thanks for reading.
Jay_j88: No problem... I prefer FUs like these than all the sexual ones that keep popping up.
| 4 | 4.25 | |
1411429394 | 1411431261 | t3_2h6efc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming a stage 5 clinger
This was last night, but whatever. ALSO, the title clearly states that I became a stage 5 clinger..and that this is a fuck up. There's no need to tell me how "unnecessary" any of my advances were because I'm aware already.
So I talked to this guy on Tinder (first FU) and m... | 4 | 2 | |
1411430611 | 1411438056 | t3_2h6gkv | t5_2to41 | 16 | eviltwinn1: TIFU by Drinking Too Much Coffee
Not today, but last week, I attended my first conference for a job I started last year. We started off the day in the ball room of this nice hotel, where they gave everyone breakfast and unlimited coffee. Unlimited meaning they left the carafe on the table so I could feed ... | 4 | 4 | |
1411430571 | 1411489611 | t3_2h6gia | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mom I don't want to join the military.
I'm 17 years old and I enlisted in the Army about 2 months ago. I mean it sounded cool, but even at the time I wasn't sure I was making the right choice.
I've been a musician for 10 years and I couldn't love anything more than it on this earth, barr... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1411430541 | 1411436387 | t3_2h6ggb | t5_2to41 | 13 | iLoveSethMacfarlane: TIFU by taking someone's seat in class today.
I came to class and there was someone in my seat so I took the seat next it, which was another girl's seat. I knew the girl who sat there always sat there every class, but I was stupid and sat down there anyway. She came to class like a minute later and... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1411430823 | 1411454198 | t3_2h6gya | t5_2to41 | 6 | cwiscwis: TIFU by accidentally calling my mom a Cunt
Well the title is pretty self explanatory. Hello reddit, I'm Christian a 17 y/o senior in high school. No messing around let's get right into it. So me and a bunch of my buddies were planning on hanging out, I had figured being almost an adult I would have the freedo... | 3 | 2 | |
1411431486 | 1411434396 | t3_2h6i2g | t5_2to41 | 50 | Squiizzy: TIFU by browsing Reddit before a job interview.
Put down your pitch forks. I take full responsibility for my stupidity.
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**TL;DR - Instead of thoroughly reading my emails to ensure I arrive to my job interview on time and to the right office, I was flicking t... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1411432967 | 1411462904 | t3_2h6kix | t5_2to41 | 1,456 | [deleted]: TIFU by gently caressing my girlfriend's best friend's ass.
My gf's best friend (we'll call her Jenny) had a date tonight, and she stopped by our place to talk girl stuff with my lady ahead of time. So she rings the doorbell and I answer, and the first thing out of my mouth is "wow!" - because she looked rea... | 15 | 97.066667 | |
1411433335 | 1411436412 | t3_2h6l6w | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my wife play with my penis. NSFW
This is a pretty short one.
We were fooling around and she starts slapping the thing around and all of a sudden I feel this incredibly intense pain in the head of my dick.
My wife hit her forehead with my dick, she did it really hard too. I damn near fell of... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1411434094 | 1411502588 | t3_2h6mhe | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by questioning feminist theory in class
My English class is doing a unit on women and literature/comedy. It kept bothering me that the professor referred to things like "privilege" and controversial statistics, so being the brilliant shitlady I am, I decided to try to call him out on it, bringing up exa... | 9 | 3.111111 | |
1411434968 | 1411486305 | t3_2h6nyp | t5_2to41 | 5 | Redcrux: TIFU by browsing Reddit while at work
I'm too depressed to make a long post. Downloaded a proxy program onto my work computer to bypass the firewall, didn't want to wait for IT to approve/unblock a work-related website. Tried to uninstall the proxy program and it turns out it was malware (surprise!) and the i... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411438386 | 1411652633 | t3_2h6ty9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Starzajo: TIFU by inhaling Air In a Can.
Me: fourteen years old, about eight years ago. I see a can of gas duster under the brand "Air In a Can" on my Dad's desk. To the uninformed, gas dusters, including air in a can, are spray cans that spray compressed gas through a thin nozzle to blow away dust and debris. This is ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1411413532 | 1411447861 | t3_2h5kag | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeding my cat...
TIFU by feeding my cat, he then got so excited he ran from the bed to his food, in doing so he knocked my laptop off the bed, shattering my screen.... great way to start the day..
9to5happy: Ouch. You gotta make sure you take care of your laptop. That's part of the reason why I don... | 3 | 1 | |
1411439012 | 1411440564 | t3_2h6v0k | t5_2to41 | 24 | spruzo: TIFU by kissing my girlfriends ass.
Creddit to /u/iPodCable for reminding me of the horror of lady fart.
Disclaimer: This actually happened 4 years ago. Apologies for late post.
I had just graduated from my sophomore year of high school, my girl friend had just graduated her senior year (yes, she was a cradl... | 4 | 6 | |
1411438395 | 1411531247 | t3_2h6tyx | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cunts_R_You: TIFU by punching my hand during dance practice
So I have dance practice at 6:30 every morning. Today we were practicing a homecoming hip hop dance and in one move we punch down with our right hand while our left arm is bent at a 90 degree angle in front of our chest. Our teacher told us to be sharp and put... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411439296 | 1411440091 | t3_2h6viu | t5_2to41 | 14 | k2bro56: TIFU by being an oil lube tech
Well reddit, here it is. I was hoping to never have to write a TIFU and instead just lurk occasionally and have a good laugh or two. Anyways, I work as a lube tech changing oil at a local dealership in my town. It's only part time as I'm going to school, but it's something.
I st... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1411438062 | 1411506428 | t3_2h6tex | t5_2to41 | 19 | Jrn77: TIFU by calling my wife's Father a racist old f*ck
This happened this past Sunday.
A little back story, I recently had the pleasure of getting married, now don't get me wrong I love my wife but her father is a little... a lot racist. My wife is 23, I'm 37, her father is 75. You do the math. My wife is half Phil... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1411434739 | 1411484700 | t3_2h6nla | t5_2to41 | 0 | Boggaz: TIFU by rickrolling my mum.
She had gone to see one of her friends, I needed to call her and I used the housephone. I heard her phone ringing (she'd left it home) and ended the call. I was bored later on and decided to mess around on her phone (selfie as wallpaper (classic)) and then I noticed she had a youtube... | 3 | 0 | |
1411441700 | 1411442919 | t3_2h6zi9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Stokholmusic101: TIFU by saying "anal cakes"
I was in my grade 11 English class today and the girl beside me said
"Hey does this eraser smell like cotton candy to you?"
So I took a good whiff and it smells like a urinal cake. So I tell her that and my English teacher overhears and says
"What smells like a urinal ... | 3 | 4 | |
1411443104 | 1411445721 | t3_2h71o8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a piggyback ride.
Got a piggyback ride from my roommate. We took a tumble. Now my elbow is broken. Six weeks in a sling.
Roger420: Honestly if you can say piggyback ride and my roommate in the same sentence you are too old for piggyback rides.
jazzmunchkin69: lol im 4'11 and i dared him to p... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411443811 | 1411547607 | t3_2h72tk | t5_2to41 | 5 | nativetrash: TIFU by wrecking a company truck.
So I found out today that we have a Diesel truck in our fleet.
It's my 7th day working for a scaffolding company in northern Alberta. and I was given permission to use the truck to drive into town from camp previously, but tonight I used to tonight I used for an extended... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411444245 | 1411487509 | t3_2h73gf | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my couch.
Coming home from high school, I headed down into my family's guest room, intent on watching some TV to relax after a long day of bullshitting mixed with tater tots from lunch. While casually posting up on the couch, I start to notice that a chub was forming in the area between the t... | 3 | 1 | |
1411444972 | 1411447737 | t3_2h74j6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by saving certain items in my wife's Amazon wish list... Which is publicly viewable.
Here's a pro tip for all of you, one which I just became aware of ten minutes ago when my wife informed me of it: if someone knows your email address with which you log into Amazon, they can see your wish list. Makes se... | 4 | 5 | |
1411444309 | 1411489635 | t3_2h73jk | t5_2to41 | 17 | tweetibird: TIFU by not giving my seat up earlier
I wouldn't really say it's much of a fuck up since I NEVER see people do this but I still consider it to be a normal. Least that's what my parents taught me. First post on reddit btw.
I was going home on the 6 train in NYC headed towrds pelham bay and I get on the trai... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1411442903 | 1411446114 | t3_2h71d6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going outside to study.
So this happened like 30 minutes ago. I have my chemistry exam tomorrow, so tired of sitting and studying I decided that I'll go outside read. So as I walked out and sat on a chair with my book in my hand, a bird shat on me and my book.
TheGwolo: Find the bird and shit on it. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411446691 | 1411513408 | t3_2h774y | t5_2to41 | 37 | Stabme: TIFU by being a friend to arachnids
I noticed a spider set up shop on my balcony a few weeks ago. I'm normally not hostile to spiderbros because they like to collect insects and shit. Also, this spiderbro provided me entertainment while smoking. Watching her do its thing was pretty interesting.
Then last ni... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1411446167 | 1411469268 | t3_2h76df | t5_2to41 | 159 | dr_straynj: TIFU by almost drowning in the Pacific Ocean
**TL;DNR: TIL about [rip currents](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rip_current) by almost drowning in one**
I was on a clothing-optional beach in Southern California and went to take my first swim at something like 2:18pm. After maybe 45 minutes of carefree meande... | 8 | 19.875 | |
1411447702 | 1411474887 | t3_2h78k7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fangyuanming: TIFU when I stayed up too late and ended up with my mom taking my laptop, saying she is going to browse 8chan.
Okay so the context of this situation is that I was on my laptop at around 12 o clock. For the better part of two hours I was participating in an 8chan /v/ sings (don't judge me I like singing an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411448249 | 1411583550 | t3_2h79fx | t5_2to41 | 357 | STD4Me: TIFU by having unprotected sex with 2 Nicaraguan hookers [vNSFW]
--- Please, Please do not try this at home. Every single decision I made tonight is stupid ----
Happened about two hours ago.
I (M 25, tourist) was (am?) semi drunk and fully bored, stupid and horny on the streets of Managua, the capitol of Nicar... | 6 | 59.5 | |
1411447956 | 1411519687 | t3_2h78xo | t5_2to41 | 117 | BeaufordTJustice: TIFU by drunk texting my friend's 16yr old daughter instead of my friend
TL:DR Because I hate it being at the bottom to find when you finish fucking reading the whole damn thing. Drunk text my friend’s 16yr old daughter implying I wanted to see pics of her naked instead of my friend.
Ok, happened th... | 9 | 13 | |
1411450474 | 1414878679 | t3_2h7cnd | t5_2to41 | 8,304 | R1-ZERO: TIFU by making a funny face at a kid on the bus
A kid on the bus makes a funny face at me so I make a funny face back. We're stuck in traffic so we get into a little contest and exchange funny faces for the next while.
The kid is an amateur, he just keeps pulling the same face. I've got an arsenal full of fun... | 10 | 830.4 | |
1411434249 | 1411518716 | t3_2h6mqj | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheLogicalErudite: TIFU by forgetting things when moving out
Happened about 2 months ago, and I'm just now realizing it after completely unpacking.
So the story starts about 4 years ago. My girlfriend of the time had found and purchased 2 original print Tarantino posters (Pulp fiction and inglorious basterds, and for ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411450786 | 1411452401 | t3_2h7d0q | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking for tape
This happened yesterday. I was looking for tape to seal a birthday card envelope with, and I went into the kitchen to look. I open this old junk drawer nobody really uses. As soon as open I notice what's on top of the pile. It's a small ziploc bag with a little blue pet ID tag in it.... | 3 | 2 | |
1411452857 | 1411564263 | t3_2h7fdl | t5_2to41 | 48 | Anteverted: TIFU by winning the lottery
A little bit of background. As an English speaking child in an immigrant family I tend to do a lot of work for them that involves interacting with the English speaking world (which is quite a lot). One of these chores include going online to check my fathers lottery tickets.
I h... | 4 | 12 | |
1411456083 | 1411477043 | t3_2h7iu6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Maths to tell a gamer girl that she's ugly.
Intro : At the moment, in Year 12 Maths, we're studying Statistics - Normal and Binomial Distributions. There's this girl that had been sitting next to me for a couple of weeks, she's pretty good looking, best of all, she is a gamer.
Anyway, our tea... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411453373 | 1411476401 | t3_2h7fz7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | tishstars: TIFU by giving my friend back pain problems for the rest of his life
This is a tifu from ten years ago, back when I was in grammar school and my friend and I were in charge of holding the school doors open during dismissal, and some hall monitor type duties.
My friend and I were like any other prepubescent ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411457468 | 1411561435 | t3_2h7k76 | t5_2to41 | 163 | [deleted]: TIFU by stepping on my boyfriend's penis
He's laying in bed, naked, post coitus. His bed is a mattress on the floor with three of four sides each touching a wall. Only way out of bed was over him. I stood up, surveyed the available spaces to plant my foot. Only place available was between his legs. I took a ... | 7 | 23.285714 | |
1411456754 | 1411492456 | t3_2h7ji1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | LainieBarbarian: TIFU by not putting my name on a midterm
Pretty self explanatory, my first math midterm and I forgot to put my name on the fucking written section. I have emailed my prof about it because there were some people who didn't put their names on the bubble sheets so I hope I can at least get part marks. Hop... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411461589 | 1411480363 | t3_2h7nsm | t5_2to41 | 8 | shyguylol123: TIFU: By giving dating advice to a friend.
Tifu:
backwords about a week: I was at this high school trip, where we had 5 hours of time to bond with other students, in the cabins and then in the woods. I met this Asian girl, over a game of foosball, and we talked for hours, we had everything in common, anim... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1411460820 | 1411479725 | t3_2h7n5b | t5_2to41 | 7 | plzreadmortalengines: TIFU by accidentally calling a girl fat
So today I was talking to a girl at university and she was telling me how she'd gained some weight recently because of the heavy workload. So I laughed and told her it didn't look like she had at all.
Turns I misheard. What she actually said was she'd lost s... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1411459539 | 1411521991 | t3_2h7m1t | t5_2to41 | 5 | Dennisjbl_787: TIFU by taking adderrall
This happening as of right now. It's currently 3:57 AM. So today I have a history test at 8:00 AM (First class), so being the good student I am, I decided to start studying yesterday at 10:00 PM. No biggie, I'm used to doing this. The thing is that I also had a history test yeste... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411464073 | 1411482255 | t3_2h7pyt | t5_2to41 | 26 | my-little-buttercup: TIFU by breaking off my two front teeth....again
I used to have such nice teeth. After two rounds of braces as a child, who wouldn't?
I was 22 the first time it happened. I was at a friend's place, smoking cigarettes on the front porch, when I felt a bit light-headed. I was fairly used to dizzy s... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1411464364 | 1411468848 | t3_2h7q84 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Silverslade1: TIFU by taking Viagra
Bit of backstory: So, this girl (we'll call her Mel) and I had just started dating. We'd been good friends for years and up until then either she had been dating someone or I had been, so nothing had ever had a chance to "flourish". When it finally happened though, we went WILD on e... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1411469099 | 1411478160 | t3_2h7ulc | t5_2to41 | 150 | 0826: TIFU by actually waking up on time for once
I moved into a new apartment about a month ago, I'm 23 and my roommate is in his 70s. He's a super nice guy and a good housemate, we've been getting on good. I've been a bit lazy since I moved in though, I haven't left my room and come downstairs until 8 or 9am in the m... | 6 | 25 | |
1411470496 | 1411478486 | t3_2h7vzg | t5_2to41 | 68 | exultant_blurt: TIFU by getting my period in the middle of quals.
I'm a fourth year PhD student, and today (technically yesterday) I had to sit the dreaded qualifying exam. For those who haven't had the pleasure of attending grad school, quals represent a culmination of everything you're supposed to have learned, and a... | 4 | 17 | |
1411470831 | 1411472432 | t3_2h7wam | t5_2to41 | 4 | thesunbreather: TIFU by waiting in line for ice cream.
So this was all the way back to my elementary school days, I was a 4th grader. It was an extremely hot day and I was looking forward to buying ice cream afterschool from the ice cream truck that always parked outside my school. When the bell rang, I rushed to the i... | 4 | 1 | |
1411472258 | 1411529412 | t3_2h7xsh | t5_2to41 | 304 | TwentySevenNihilists: TIFU by showing my coworker my thong.
Preface: I work at a company that is staffed almost entirely with old military veterans in their late fifties/early sixties. I'm a veteran myself, but I'm only thirty-ish, and I grew up with the Internet. I don't think they even know the word "thong."
I was d... | 6 | 50.666667 | |
1411472961 | 1411491150 | t3_2h7yib | t5_2to41 | 9 | kingbasterd: TIFU by not doing PE in School
Bit of backround...
In school Every week is 45 min Physical Education. (South Africa if you wondering) . We get marks for taking part. But i mean surely the marks go towards nothing? But anyway, obviously im too lazy and always forget my kit...
So today i was checking m... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1411461292 | 1411473963 | t3_2h7njr | t5_2to41 | 2 | jalvez: TIFU by trading in CS:GO
Yesterday I was thinking that I didn't had any FU while reading other people's FU'S, then I managed to fuck up.
I was just chillin at my desk and was trying to trade an item for another,
I don't know if you guys know that you can send "Trade Offers" so the people can acept latter when ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411475809 | 1411478338 | t3_2h820w | t5_2to41 | 8 | ShacksMcCoy: TIFU by trusting my iPhone.
Okay, so here's the deal. I meet this girl from okCupid, we had our first date last week and it goes great. We like a lot of the same stuff, have similar personalities, and she's the first woman (I'm 20) that I've really felt a bond and attraction to. So we make another date rig... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1411476022 | 1411531178 | t3_2h82as | t5_2to41 | 367 | peach1304: TIFU by trying to be cute with my boyfriend.
Long story short. Boyfriend surprised me with a hotel room for the night. Was in a silly mood and tried to be cute by telling him I was going to jump onto his lap, ending up in straddle position. We did it once successfully, and I was laughing my head off when I s... | 7 | 52.428571 | |
1411454545 | 1411480179 | t3_2h7h9l | t5_2to41 | 3 | MikeBrownthrowaway: TIFU by bringing the modern day media into a book analysis
I'm on my phone. Please forgive any typos.
We were discussing a book in AP English, and we started to touch on justice and injustice between the characters. Conversations follow, and to wrap it up the teacher wanted a brief summary of a st... | 3 | 1 | |
1411477399 | 1416473911 | t3_2h842b | t5_2to41 | 674 | Jinggles: TIFU by locking myself in a room in an abandoned hospital.
Sorry for the long read.
This actually happened two weeks ago but i've been debating with myself if it was worth posting.
But hey fuck it someone out there might get a good laugh out of this.
A bit of background story we're two guys in our early twe... | 5 | 134.8 | |
1411480234 | 1411493546 | t3_2h886m | t5_2to41 | 15 | ups_drug_dealer: TIFU by trying to write a paper about Reddit
The assignment was to write about an interest group. I wrote about how Reddit is a big player when it comes to net-neurality.
Teacher wrote me about my paper: I am not convinced that reddit can be considered an interest group. That's like saying Wikipedia... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1411478700 | 1411609352 | t3_2h85z5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheRealMilkCouldKill: tifu by not having a key radar
My best friend, let's call him Pappa, had twins and I hadn't seen him for weeks and I was very eager to drop off a present I had thoughtfully picked out for his newborns.
My parents were overseas and had left their car at my place. I hadn't been in possession of a ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411481852 | 1411515735 | t3_2h8ao1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Rceam: TIFU by not taking chances
This story isn't very recent but i finally feel that i want to put this story out there. I am in high school and have been very close friends with a GORGEOUS girl in my grade, lets call her Amy. I have had feelings for her for as long as i have known her, but couldnt express these feel... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1411482981 | 1411492976 | t3_2h8cmy | t5_2to41 | 10 | yotama9: TIFU by being the nice nerd who come to fix the internet.
This happened on Friday.
A friend of mine, a single mom who's husband has passed away about two months ago, and her kid goes to the kindergarten with mine (that's how we met) asked me to come over and fix the internet. I figure this should take me abo... | 5 | 2 | |
1411484629 | 1411484938 | t3_2h8fjj | t5_2to41 | 2 | robotortoise: TIFU by flashing the postman
robotortoise: In case you haven't figured it out, this wasn't serious, this was showing the type of shit TIFU has become. All sexual stories, mostly fake.
AmandaGaia: The entire world has become sexual stories and mostly fake lives. Sex sells, and merchants and businesses tak... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411483568 | 1411492814 | t3_2h8dnd | t5_2to41 | 21 | QueeferMotherland: TIFU by telling a "little white lie" to get out of a job
Context: In July I graduated from university, I got a First which was cool but it was in History so it's essentially worthless. While I was at university I worked as a chef/cook to pay my way.
A few months ago I went to a job interview for a ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1411484922 | 1411522928 | t3_2h8g4e | t5_2to41 | 336 | I-Made-A-Mistake-Yes: TIFU by bringing my pet cockroach, Big Alan, with me when I went on a first date.
Hello,
A few months ago I captured an American Cockroach in my studio apartment. In my apartment, I see a roach from time to time. Not a ton of bunches of roaches, like say, 2 or 3 a month. Most often I smashed the... | 6 | 56 | |
1411482331 | 1411493666 | t3_2h8bh6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making an iMovie trailer.
So I've liked this girl for over a year now, and I've been trying to be a mature guy, classy, not just your normal immature kid. So last night, me and my bored friends decide to make a stupid trailer with the iMovie app. Us, in our stupid idiotic teenager ways, decide to nam... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411484786 | 1411492216 | t3_2h8fvo | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my fly left undone during a speech
I am at college. I did a speech for class, was wearing skinny jeans. Went to bathroom afterwards; noticed my fly was undone. I'm female btw.
jalvez: sry but what the heck is a "fly left undone" :o ?
Jack_Attack519: When the zipper on a pair of pants is unzip... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411485998 | 1411508628 | t3_2h8i3i | t5_2to41 | 38 | greenachors: TIFU By spraying all purpose cleaner to cover up a fart
I work in a corner office of a large center. There is windows on the front. People can see me with no problems. I'll have employees walk in and out of my office erratically throughout the day. They don't typically knock or ask if they can come in, par... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1411429735 | 1411489362 | t3_2h6ezj | t5_2to41 | 11 | ThorneLea: TIFU by trying to take out a roach with a broom.
I live in Florida. It being quite a tropical climate there are a few things down here that become super-sized most of which are pretty cool like snails, slugs and huge moths. Then there are Palmetto Bugs. They are giant fucking cockroaches as big as my finger.... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1411485865 | 1411512113 | t3_2h8htg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by turtling while taking a UA
Went to probation to take a ua this morning, and it is supervised so I have this 50 some old dude come in with me. Well I didn't have my morning shit yet but had to get the ua done, no problem right? As I'm going I turtle and the dude says that the test is now invalid.... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1411485183 | 1411496943 | t3_2h8gku | t5_2to41 | 16 | cctwafw: TIFU by reading TIFU
TIFU by reading TIFU. So yesterday I was at the ER reading TIFU. I had the flu. There were a few people in the ER and I was reading TIFU to pass the time. I started laughing so hard I shot a snot rocket. Out of embarrassment I looked around to see who noticed. About that time someone start... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1411484716 | 1411544636 | t3_2h8fpo | t5_2to41 | 6 | LiterallyOnline: TIFU by sending it back where it came from
I'm still shaking a bit from this. You won't like why.
Last night, I attended my buddy's dad's funeral. I haven't known Roger (my buddy) that long, but we have one of those connections that is older than either of us. Kind of weirds you out, but you're its j... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411486925 | 1411489237 | t3_2h8juz | t5_2to41 | 16 | Blazer1001: TIFU by putting on underwear.
Morning time. Usual routine, smack alarm a few times, finally get out of bed and go get dressed. Oh yeah, I don't have any clean clothes. That's alright, just did a load yesterday, there's a basket of clean clothes out in the living room, I'll just go get some. Grab some clothe... | 4 | 4 | |
1411487496 | 1413105111 | t3_2h8kwk | t5_2to41 | 208 | SouthernJeb: TIFU by stealing a french fry from a random child at Wingstop and creating a child predator scare.
Obligatory statement: This was not in fact today but a month or so ago, I was motivated to post after fellow fuck upper made faces at a disabled kid.
My wife and I went to wedding, I was a groomsmen, everyon... | 8 | 26 | |
1411489219 | 1411490420 | t3_2h8o1t | t5_2to41 | 5 | keyblader2221: TIFU by having wisdom teeth
This actually happened today and I'll try to keep it short and sweet.
I'm not the best at dental hygiene. I didn't brush my wisdom teeth well enough, so now they are decaying. I have an appointment soon to have them removed. In the mean time, they hurt...a lot. When I breathe... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411484222 | 1411498350 | t3_2h8eu3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Vandelay_Latex_Sales: TIFU by not locking my car doors
So I live in a bigish city in the US and I'm usually very careful about my surroundings. Typically I keep the doors of my car locked when I'm driving around because of obvious reasons, but a few days ago, I guess I wasn't thinking so I left them unlocked. At a red ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1411493441 | 1411500289 | t3_2h8vyv | t5_2to41 | 9 | flossy_monster: TIFU by riding bareback [NSFW]
I met a guy, nookie soon ensued.
I decided to forgo a condom for.. reasons. I had some reasons to believe he was clean. They weren't very good reasons.
After an appropriate amount of time, he pulled out to cum on my bush. I was in a sex daze not really paying attenti... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1411492545 | 1411496218 | t3_2h8u7a | t5_2to41 | 10 | aynnelnn: TIFU by making oatmeal
I woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning, the chill in my bone almost stronger than the pang in my stomach. I pretty much immediately ignored putting on pants and just rushed downstairs for a warm breakfast. To keep time short and sweet, I had decided on microwaving some oatm... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411494536 | 1411537720 | t3_2h8y3f | t5_2to41 | 6,214 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to have sex with a woman in the woods. (NSFW)
So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks, and last night was her birthday. After having a few drinks downtown, I suggested we take it back to my place (we've had sex several times already).
She says, "How about you fuck me in your car?"
No... | 16 | 388.375 | |
1411495666 | 1411536366 | t3_2h908x | t5_2to41 | 26 | RaventreeHall: TIFU by frightening a female customer.
Was doing lobby duty at work (private security); the only task there is to enforce the rules about who/what can come in/out.
Saw someone with a bald head coming in looking determined and wheeling a bicycle right through the doors across the marble floor. I strode a... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1411495660 | 1411515888 | t3_2h908k | t5_2to41 | 1,453 | guacamholy24: TIFU by meeting up with Tinder girl
I know this is a long story, but it takes some pretty hilarious turns so bear with me.
This was during the summer, I had just moved to Calgary from Montreal and knew nobody living there other than my mom and my cousin. Since I had no friends, I was regularly on tinder... | 12 | 121.083333 | |
1411496147 | 1411679934 | t3_2h915s | t5_2to41 | 444 | Crumbus: TIFU by telling a teenage boy, "why don't we just whip it out and see who's bigger"
Not a throwaway because fuck it.
TL;DR: Little fuck face tried to continuously one-up me in a Pokemon discussion. I got annoyed by his streaming vomit of words that can be summed up with "I GOT TEH SHINY AND YOU DON'T," so I r... | 6 | 74 | |
1411497187 | 1411499262 | t3_2h9358 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mammothdog: TIFU by not paying attention
Welp just happened a 1hr ago, just started at this job 2 months ago. Anywho we get assigned trucks and I have a brand new company truck that is a 2014 Toyota Tundra, well just backed it straight into a Ford Escape on a well pad that is owned by the safety coordinator. I'm expect... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1411500016 | 1411500800 | t3_2h98nx | t5_2to41 | 20 | KernalCookies: TIFU by giving my little sis gummy bears
TIFU...
So this past weekend I thought I'd take my little sister to the movies as a treat. We got to the movies and I let her pick the movie since I had no idea what kids movies were even out. She picked Dolphin Tale 2 and I purchased the tickets. Before we went i... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1411499375 | 1411508411 | t3_2h97f2 | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking sharing a .gif I found on reddit would be a good idea.
This happened 10 minutes ago.
I am suppose to study with 2 of the hottest girls I've met on campus.
Now I don't won't to divulge to much information to reveal myself, and this isn't a throwaway.
But today I seriously fucked up. I ... | 3 | 35 | |
1411499264 | 1411772528 | t3_2h977a | t5_2to41 | 472 | romeoplank: TIFU - "8yr Old Gets Dressed up by Grandma and Sent Out as a N***R for Halloween."
At 8 years old, my parents decided to leave me in my very southern, very racist grandmother's care on Halloween. My folks were young and still needed to party. Mom said, "Ma, can you find him a costume?" Grandma replied, "I g... | 8 | 59 | |
1411500232 | 1411588097 | t3_2h994j | t5_2to41 | 152 | ThisIsMeInANutshell: TIFU by grabbing a regular egg instead of a hardboiled egg on my way to an exam
I had an econ exam today - the kind in a lecture hall with about 300 students packed in. Obviously I got off to a great start by hitting snooze a few times and waking up 10 minutes before the exam. Luckily, I'm a pretty... | 6 | 25.333333 | |
1411500210 | 1411557444 | t3_2h9930 | t5_2to41 | 13 | imar0ckstar: TIFU by bringing fudge to the office to share.
So, yesterday, being the kind person I am, upon my return from vacation I decided to bring some fudge into the office to share. I left the fudge in our communal kitchen area and set about my day at work. Well my day got really busy and I forgot to check to see... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1411499111 | 1411556960 | t3_2h96wc | t5_2to41 | 30 | -doesnotcompute-: TIFU by opening my backpack in the bathroom
About an hour ago I was in a rush to get across campus to class. I went in the bathroom took a wiz and washed my hands. I then propped my bag up on the sink to get my sunglasses out. Unfortunately, I didn't evenly distribute the weight on the sink so as I un... | 5 | 6 | |
1411500464 | 1411503982 | t3_2h99ja | t5_2to41 | 6 | BryTheCactus: TIFU by blowing someones cover
Back story, of course.
This didn't happen today but it did about a year ago. This time last year I was employed at a grocery store as a cashier. I worked about five hours a day and my shift was 5PM to 10PM.
There was a man I would see almost every day I worked. A tall, wh... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1411500722 | 1411514097 | t3_2h9a06 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping the burgers from right to left
DISCLAIMER: This happened to me last year, but I just discovered TIFU (joined Reddit before it became a default), and I'd like to share my story with you fuckups.
I worked at McDonald's as a bonafide burger flipper. Twice per year, Quality Assurance passes thr... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411501150 | 1411540459 | t3_2h9avw | t5_2to41 | 16 | Moostronus: TIFU by wearing an old belt and pants to class
I teach English as a second language in Taiwan. Today, I was teaching 21 rambunctious 10-year-olds. I decided it would be safe to wear a cheap belt with some pants from when I was larger than I am now, because I generally think that wearing clothes that I own t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1411485372 | 1411507963 | t3_2h8gxd | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not muting my phone
.
k5berry: Does tinder have a specific sound? Or is it a pre-set iPhone sound?
wowokc: It's a very specific sound, I've been called out on it once before when it went off.
k5berry: Ah ok, sorry bro. I'm sure it'll be OK. I know the feel. Had my phone blurt out "DOIN YA MOM DOIN YA... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1411502062 | 1411512316 | t3_2h9cnz | t5_2to41 | 52 | Advertise_this: TIFU by blowing the whistle on an incompetent douchebag.
Reddit, I need your help and I'm not too proud to beg. My career hangs in the balance. I can't include specifics in case someone sees this. That's the last thing I need. I don't want upvotes, just advice.
I've had my job for about a month. It's b... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1411503049 | 1411506717 | t3_2h9ejv | t5_2to41 | 5 | mik311: Tifu by trying to talk a co-worker
I waited for her in the break room after our shift, I wanted to let her know I had feelings for her. I was about ask her if I could talk to for a couple minutes alone, she put on her headphones and looked at her schedule, I just stood there for a moment and went back to sittin... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411487771 | 1411506883 | t3_2h8lft | t5_2to41 | 7 | v_jax: TIFU by taking my friend to see a movie
Sorry, this didn't happen today but back when I was in high school. My best friend's mom had just recently died of liver cancer. Obviously she was very upset about this and was having a hard time. To comfort her, I decided to get her out of the house and take her to see a ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411504599 | 1411684431 | t3_2h9hjq | t5_2to41 | 3 | BlondeFiction: TIFU by telling my new friend
So I have this friend who is one of those friends that no one likes.I haven't known him for very long but he's very annoying. Yesterday I was out for lunch with a friend of mine and he tagged along.Me and my friend were having girl talk during lunch and I mentioned that I th... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1411504602 | 1411509273 | t3_2h9hjv | t5_2to41 | 14 | Steampoweredidiot: TIFU by accidentally asking a girl to make love to me
So, my idiot friend (lets call him Bill),Bill, is new to snapchat. We are just playing around with snapchat and making joking snapchat messages to random people we know. He has this super hot girl in his contacts. I Jokingly say "Hey, what if we w... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1411505273 | 1411509385 | t3_2h9isd | t5_2to41 | 6 | TooTired4ThisShit: TIFU by parking by a Fire Hydrate
It's exactly as it sounds, I recently moved to a terrible neighborhood to live closer to work & not sit in traffic alllll day. It's not a very good area, cops, paramedics, & chopper are always around & to make things worse, you can never find any parking ... | 3 | 2 | |
1411505480 | 1411506169 | t3_2h9j61 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting Amazon with my credit card.
So about a month ago I was browsing Amazon for a new iPad case (since the ones from Apple are like $50 more than they need to be) and a thing popped up asking if I wanted to try Prime. I thought why not, it'll get here in like two days.
So yay, I get my case in ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1411506158 | 1411510003 | t3_2h9kf0 | t5_2to41 | 25 | lugworm: TIFU by telling my gf "I love you, (ex gf's name)"
That last relationship was awful and IDC for the ex but it just happened, I was really tired. Has this happened to anyone else?
Princess-Todash: My bf did that to me once. I looked at him and said "I love you too (my exes name)"
then we both burst out laughi... | 3 | 8.333333 |
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