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1411502208 | 1411590616 | t3_2h9cxl | t5_2to41 | 26 | SamuraiJackMeOff2: TIFU by Opening My Weed in My Dad's Office
The other day I decided to make my first DarkNet purchase. I found a good vendor, placed the order and waited. Two days later thee it was in my mailbox, like I ordered right off Amazon. Amazing!
My dad owns a commercial truck garage, but everyone out on the... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1411507208 | 1411507866 | t3_2h9me5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | raf1182: TIFU by being me
I'm 19 and I'm a fucking idiot. Everything remotely good i fuck it up. My grades when i even fucking went to school. After graduating hs I put college on hold bc my mom died. 2 years later i can't afford the school I was accepted nor most universities. I can't find content when a good girl act... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411508093 | 1411508992 | t3_2h9o36 | t5_2to41 | 7 | SkylionK: TIFU by unvonciously saying sth racist
Hi,
my FU wasn't today but 1 year ago when I visited a language school in a foreign county. Nevertheless it still comes to my
mind from time to time. So I finally decided to write it down after lurking in /r TIFU for a while.
I'm from a european country and traveled to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411508932 | 1411751763 | t3_2h9pnk | t5_2to41 | 115 | TheHooDooer: TIFU by letting a girl take selfies on my phone.
First things first, this actually did happen today; about half an hour ago to be exact.
I had to come in to work a few hours early today because I had to train a new employee. I had no idea who this person was and was kinda pissed that I had to come in earl... | 7 | 16.428571 | |
1411508262 | 1411536617 | t3_2h9ofc | t5_2to41 | 116 | Yadeno: TIFU By being a horny teenager with a bad memory
This happened several years ago when I was about 15-16.
I was at my girlfriend's house, and her mom usually is in and out of the house. When her mom is gone (usually downtown) we would instantly go to her room and fuck like rabbits.
I had been throwing my condo... | 5 | 23.2 | |
1411513438 | 1411567682 | t3_2h9xwb | t5_2to41 | 9 | teatime9: TIFU by scratching my hemorrhoids after handling habanero peppers.
This actually happened last month, but here we go. I am a cook in a restaurant that serves a lot of southwestern type dishes, so we use lots of fresh jalapeno, serrano, and habanero peppers. A lot of the time I use gloves when handling habane... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1411513448 | 1411574539 | t3_2h9xx1 | t5_2to41 | 34 | mangotangowango: TIFU by eating a mango like an apple
This happened several years ago. This is a throwaway because most people who know me would recognize me from this story.
At this point I was reasonably single - long distance relationship, living with roommates. I guess I was sick of eating "cooking for one" food... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1411515650 | 1411516349 | t3_2ha1l9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by cutting off all my hair
I'm a guy about to turn 30, I hate long hair more than half way down my back.
I was having some problems with my self image and health over the last few weeks, hated everything about myself. I got a trim from hair dressers and it made me hate it more. For some unknown reason ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411515567 | 1411516722 | t3_2ha1ga | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to wash the dishes.
Well, my Ma and I have been fighting, as parents and teenagers are apt to do. I felt pretty bad after a heated argument, so I decided to surprise her by doing the dishes.
I wash every single dish, very carefully, and load the dishwasher. I excitedly go upstairs, wanting Ma... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1411516292 | 1411526843 | t3_2ha2n8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally calling my friend's girlfriend fat
So I was in class messing around with a friend when a fly gets in my face. After a few seconds it goes away but shortly after it lands on my friend's (different friend) girlfriend's back. Wanting revenge on the fly i yell "DOWN WITH MOBY DICK" while hur... | 5 | 3 | |
1411515322 | 1411518763 | t3_2ha126 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a monster dump.
This happened just an hour ago. And no, I'm not using a throwaway account, because fuck it, I got no shame. (Also, I'm way too lazy to make one.)
Right now, I'm a senior in high school. Our school was having a blood drive and being the generous person I am, I decided to sign u... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411517411 | 1411618324 | t3_2ha4l1 | t5_2to41 | 258 | [deleted]: TIFU in the gym ...
This happened 5 minutes ago... I'm still in shock.
So I work in a quiet little gym in a big city. In here from the wee hours, and today has been a particularly shit one. Some moron locked the keys to half of the gym inside the gym... So the other half (where my desk is) is crazy busy.
... | 10 | 25.8 | |
1411517652 | 1411519303 | t3_2ha4yt | t5_2to41 | 9 | unshakey: TIFU by forgetting my phone
So, yesterday was pretty dramatic. It's been more than 24 hours since this happened, but I am still to see any resolution.
I occasionally volunteer for a charity, that collects old clothes donated by people, assorts them by size, washes and irons them and then distributes it to t... | 3 | 3 | |
1411518007 | 1411524927 | t3_2ha5l1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | tenin2010br: TIFU by taking sleeping pills.
This happened on Monday but nonetheless I'm not happy about it.
On Sunday I closed for the job I work at and I was out until about 12AM. After a 12 hour shift I was extremely exhausted. And so, once I got home from said job, I decided to take a shower and take some sleeping ... | 4 | 2 | |
1411447785 | 1411521073 | t3_2h78om | t5_2to41 | 3 | PunnyBanana: TIFU by oversleeping for my 11 pm shift.
So, this happened about an hour or two ago depending on which part you want to consider fucking up. I'm a student trying to put myself through school but full time classes means I don't have a lot of time. So, naturally, I got a job where I can do the graveyard shif... | 3 | 1 | |
1411516510 | 1411568562 | t3_2ha2zy | t5_2to41 | 7 | purplemonkeydishrag: TIFU by forgiving someone for punching me
So this took place on Sept. 23, which is today, but back in 1988. I remember the day because it coincides with my brother's birthday. Anyways, I was in the first grade and my class was in line for something though I don't remember what (it was 26 years ag... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411521731 | 1411562452 | t3_2habzc | t5_2to41 | 18 | thasdoodoobaby: TIFU by giving myself a dirty Sanchez
So this happened like 20 minutes ago and I'm still pretty fucking disgusted. Been lurking reddit for a while but I FINALLY have a fuck up worthy of posting so I made an account.
Today I got up for work as usual. Normal routine. Got out of my truck and walked up to... | 6 | 3 | |
1411522492 | 1411529668 | t3_2hadai | t5_2to41 | 10 | Dumped123: TIFU by losing my Virginity!
Side note this happened about 5 years ago and I finally decided to share this story with Reddit.
So I was 18 years old and at a frat party with a girl I had been seeing for a couple of weeks. Earlier that week she asked me how many girls I had slept with and I responded, "would ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411509179 | 1411659721 | t3_2h9q65 | t5_2to41 | 12 | gergh37: TIFU by getting trapped inside an empty minor league baseball park
So this happened a couple of years ago when my wife and I were still dating but a similar TIFU inspired me to tell this slightly humorous story of when we found ourselves trapped inside a baseball park.
A few years ago, there was a music festi... | 3 | 4 | |
1411525378 | 1411612006 | t3_2hai86 | t5_2to41 | 9 | mrmashugena: TIFU by buying a movie on Itunes
Usually when I want to get a new movie, I'll buy it on Itunes as long as its not on Netflix. I realize spending that much money on movies is probably a fuck up in itself, but I don't dabble in computers that well and have no idea how to torrent stuff and get free shit. Toda... | 11 | 0.818182 | |
1411527014 | 1411652165 | t3_2hakyv | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a random guy cry.
Tonight I went to the university bar with my friends and got decently drunk. I ended up dancing with a random guy for the good portion of the night. My friends were secretly making fun of how short he was, but I was horny and drunk so, not giving a fuck, I decided to go back ... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1411522454 | 1411580359 | t3_2had84 | t5_2to41 | 92 | sleepeatrun: TIFU by going to the wrong wake
A few months ago I moved to a new town and I am still learning where things are and how to get around.
My boss’ brother had just died in a motorcycle accident, and I was expected to attend the wake. I threw on my Sunday’s best, plugged the address for the funeral home int... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1411529211 | 1411531951 | t3_2haoiw | t5_2to41 | 4 | fartsonpool: TIFU by not properly wiping my ass
spunkypunk: Well finish the story... What happened next OP
fartsonpool: I chopped it off and now I'm wearing a prosthetic pinky.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411531889 | 1411533635 | t3_2hasqq | t5_2to41 | 31 | ShawnaTheMaid: TIFU I revealed my kinky secrets to a friend ... and then asked her to use it to blackmail me [NSFW]
I'd always been very secretive about my kink interests. I was such a straight-laced boy scout, and I was terrified that anyone might ever find out that I'm secretly submissive ... that I have fantasies th... | 16 | 1.9375 | |
1411532257 | 1411589293 | t3_2hatal | t5_2to41 | 7 | shamefulthrowaway07: TIFU by having drunk sex on a co-worker's guest bed.
Last weekend some of my buddies from work were throwing a party at their house.
Around 2am, I found myself chatting with this girl who I knew had liked me for a while and what better time to make a move than when both of us are pretty drunk at a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411532778 | 1411661330 | t3_2hau2g | t5_2to41 | 6 | JonSnowww1: Tifu: By breaking my favorite jar of cinnamon coffe
I know it sounds stupid
But it made my mornings delicious
And also i can't afford a new one :/
havereddit: Try this added to any coffee: http://andreaoutloud.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cinn.jpg
JonSnowww1: Oh my
I'm from Mexico
Where do i get that pleasur... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1411535570 | 1411574971 | t3_2haxrt | t5_2to41 | 6 | Cameron_Sabo: TIFU: I'm pretty sure I broke my hand
I was playing video games, and my dad called me downstairs, so I get out of my chair turn around quickly and trip and fall face first towards the ground. Naturally I try to catch myself, but unfortunately I end up falling directly onto my index finger and it bends pre... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1411536314 | 1411602385 | t3_2hayqc | t5_2to41 | 812 | AgoraApp: TIFU by accidentally going to a 'Laughter Yoga' class
My business partner and I have recently come to the conclusion that it is time to start being active, and so as a break we decided to visit a church near my house that was offering "Yoga from 4-5pm -- $2." After gathering a handful of nickles and dimes fr... | 5 | 162.4 | |
1411534068 | 1411578641 | t3_2havse | t5_2to41 | 49 | epatti0914: TIFU by drinking too much tea.
So this did happen tonight. I just got home from work, where this occurred. I'm a 23 year old shift leader/manager at a local restaurant chain. Recently we got another shift leader who has zero experience which lead to me training her for the past few weeks.
One of the th... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1411536199 | 1411561362 | t3_2haykr | t5_2to41 | 13 | WWWWWWGMWWWWWWW: TIFU by eating at work...
THIS TIME ON TIFU, so I'm at work, I work at Wal-Mart a giant building mind you. So I'm having a difficult time choosing what to eat with 2.75 worth of change in your pocket because I'm super tired and super hungry. So I'm like a microwavable ramen and a twix.
So I give him... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1411504810 | 1411561905 | t3_2h9hy1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | joleme: TIFU by not properly taking care of my mobile home.
Long version:
Wife and I live in a mobile home we bought for <3k while we save for a house. Place is pretty crappy, and I've been lazy with putting money into fixing it.
At one point our dogs start going nuts at the heating vents, and after several days ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1411539545 | 1411573938 | t3_2hb2gx | t5_2to41 | 5 | flyZerach: TIFU by doing 300 reps for biceps with 10 pound dumbbells.
Back story: I'm 17, male, 6'2" and a pretty decent build. The only problem is that I've quite skinny arms and no mass. Friends used to mock me because I looked like Clint Eastwood from The good, the bad and the ugly with walking sticks for arms. I wa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411540699 | 1411576170 | t3_2hb3qq | t5_2to41 | 4 | QuisEs99: TIFU by being attacked in the middle of the night
So just now I fucked up majorly. That awkward moment when I'm sleeping and feel an all too familiar tickle sensation run up my arm (this happened before on a family vaca when I woke up to 5 of the bastards in bed with me). I half wake up enough to flick my who... | 4 | 1 | |
1411540783 | 1411589404 | t3_2hb3ug | t5_2to41 | 21 | MrCuriousCat: TIFU by having a gastronomic exorcism by a priest.
My journey of a truly horrible experience started a week ago. On Monday, I made an awesome double-decker grilled cheese sandwich to curb my monstrosity of a appetite. Through the rest of the day I was fine. Over the course of a few days, I probably ate a... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1411539053 | 1411568869 | t3_2hb1yp | t5_2to41 | 31 | fuckimdumb: TIFU by burning my asshole [NSFW]
Throwaway because I don't want my friends to see this and give me shit.
Okay so the night started out innocent enough, I got off work, went home, made pizza (loaded it up with pepper flakes), and started catching up on sons of anarchy.
About midway through the show, the ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1411538628 | 1411656336 | t3_2hb1gx | t5_2to41 | 37 | brycenickerson: TIFU by running my way to the hospital.
As per usually my TIFU happened a few years ago... I'll apologize now for not being much of a writer but I thought some of you might enjoy.
I'm your friend that is usually down for whatever. I'm shit at making plans but I'd be happy to join your. Especially if yo... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1411545555 | 1411552710 | t3_2hb8fq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting my soon ex-girlfriend
Applebomb511: Dude im confused. How is a free escort fuck buddy a fuck up????
holyshitimgood: A walking STD bomb.
Applebomb511: Thats why you wear protection (alot if needed I recommend about 3 condoms)
holyshitimgood: I did but I'm still petrified, mate.
| 5 | 0.8 | |
1411545215 | 1411590567 | t3_2hb85s | t5_2to41 | 10 | kokoshka: TIFU by accidentally setting off a fire alarm at my work with an E-cig.
This happened about 6 hours ago.
Im a line cook at in restaurant and have only had the position for a month now.
I was doing my regular routine such as chopping and cooking things for my end of the line. Today was overwhelming for me b... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411546926 | 1411596426 | t3_2hb9o3 | t5_2to41 | 216 | Krazee9: TIFU by Eating a Burrito for Dinner
It is 4AM and I can't get to sleep,
The rolling in my stomach nearly brings me to weep.
My genitalia feels like it is on fire,
Alight from a ghost pepper atop the pyre.
I may never go to Mucho Burrito again,
But if I do, I shan't make the same mistake then.
The size of... | 7 | 30.857143 | |
1411553983 | 1411769001 | t3_2hbfvt | t5_2to41 | 15 | stefanobettega: TIFU calling my ex while high on weed and tell her how much I'd like to bang her again and that I want to be back together
I was totally baked with my friend when he randomly says her name. She gets back into my mind and I'm like, shall I call her? He, more baked than me, goes like "Yea do it!! And tell... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1411555593 | 1411646304 | t3_2hbhe7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a girlfriend's ex boyfriend a dick pic
So quite awhile ago I was dating a new girl. I was fresh out of a previous relationship but still "roommates" with my ex. She was jealous and would go through my phone and try to create mayhem. So this new girl's phone number was not saved in my phone... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1411558439 | 1411569538 | t3_2hbk7c | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending the wrong message to my best friend.
I've read a lot of fuck ups where people have sent the wrong message to someone, thinking "that would never happen to me". Well it did I think I really fucked up...So, there's this girl I've had huge crush on and we've been hanging out and stuff for a whil... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1411557290 | 1411565123 | t3_2hbj1g | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway3434123: TIFU by letting other people get to me
http://imgur.com/rNWTWGw
you can see the scars from 8 years ago, and i don't know why but something just snapped in me, i was furious that all i could find was a blunt knife, but now in a calmer mind I'm thankful. I regret that i let another person hold so much ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411561019 | 1411578256 | t3_2hbn9l | t5_2to41 | 25 | FlyYouFooIs: TIFU by meeting up with a girl on Tinder
Wasn't a girl. Instead I have now been pranked and have been told I will be informed of when the youtube video will be uploaded.
The prank was I show up to the house expecting to see a girl and instead open the door to find her boyfriend.
TL:DR - Tried to meet wi... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1411561184 | 1411564886 | t3_2hbnhb | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a customer asking for iPhone6 otter boxes.
TIFU, yup you read it right, so unfortunately when I do one fuck up another one tends to follow so shortly after http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2haykr/tifu_by_eating_at_work/ this, my fuck up magic tends to glimmer.
So after the big sandw... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411563308 | 1411566806 | t3_2hbqd6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By mumbling 'f*** this job' under my breath in front of the big boss.
I used to love my job, back before I was sucked into a marketing department that regularly makes me question my own sanity/ integrity. Still, I get to enjoy about 25% of it so I look on the bright side. When I meet up with my new boss... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1411564833 | 1411577958 | t3_2hbsjq | t5_2to41 | 211 | BranFlakes101: TIFU by talking to someone on the bus.
I got on the bus today. There were a multitude of women sitting in the front, but only one other guy, and he was sitting in the back. So I decided to join this gent in the back, and we could be the two dudes at the back of the bus. This thought pleased me, so as I s... | 5 | 42.2 | |
1411565228 | 1411594244 | t3_2hbt5q | t5_2to41 | 569 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to the bathroom while I was on a date with a girl way hotter than I am.
This happened last night.
I recently moved to a new area for my first job. The town was very small and I didn't know anyone. I was desperately lonely my first couple of months there. I worked with this very beautiful girl w... | 8 | 71.125 | |
1411510594 | 1411572405 | t3_2h9suk | t5_2to41 | 3 | AdmiralFacepalm: TIFU by playing soccer.
Well Reddit, today I fucked up. I was playing soccer today and I was the goalie. Nothing really interesting until the part where I get hurt (spoiler). My friend decided to bomb the ball at me from about 15 feet away, and when I went to hit it away, it pushed my hand ALLLLL the w... | 3 | 1 | |
1411568120 | 1411595782 | t3_2hbxri | t5_2to41 | 4 | The_Whitest_Negro: TIFU by being a college student
Well I'm posting this still kind of out of it.. I just checked my phone and I texted not only my ex girlfriend but my lesbian best friend too. I told both of them about my undying love for them. Not a smart move. I check our bathroom and there is sticky black stuff on ... | 4 | 1 | |
1411570954 | 1411612199 | t3_2hc2s6 | t5_2to41 | 32 | t1g3rl1ly: TIFU by holding it in
This happened about three weeks ago. Backstory: My lease had run out at my apartment a week prior, and I was living with a friend for a week while I worked and finished a summer class I was taking. I had to walk about an hour and a half to work from my friend's house (no car or bike), w... | 4 | 8 | |
1411571700 | 1411576167 | t3_2hc461 | t5_2to41 | 24 | rogo0002: TIFU by not recognizing The Midnight Rider
On a roadtrip with family we stopped at a McDonald's to eat lunch on I-75, north of the Georgia/Florida state line. After finishing my daughter wanted a dessert so she and I went back on line. I was wearing my Eric Clapton concert t-shirt from the 2012 tour. Behind m... | 4 | 6 | |
1411572397 | 1411625896 | t3_2hc5dv | t5_2to41 | 99 | The2ndmeepo: TIFU by having ex with my girlfriend on her car. [NSFW]
As all TIFU are, this happened a few months ago.
Ive been seeing my girlfriend for about two years now so having sex is pretty regular. We both live with our parents still since we go to college nearby and are too poor to get an apartment, therefore ... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1411572858 | 1411577100 | t3_2hc698 | t5_2to41 | 22 | smalls2630: TIFU by leaving my vibrator in my bathroom
So my dad just left to visit his friends. So after he left I had some fun and took a bath. I dried off and also left the vibrator (which is about 1 1/2 in. and purple) on the table next to the bath tub. So I get dressed and head down town. After I get downtown and ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1411574143 | 1411577078 | t3_2hc8nl | t5_2to41 | 7 | anandlpatel: TIFU by smoking weed and causing a chain of events.
This is my first Reddit post so please bear with me. This happened about 7 months ago, but since I discovered Reddit I chose to tell the internet my story.
On Valentine's Day in 2014, a series of events occurred which affected me severely.
I'm going to ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411576767 | 1411578718 | t3_2hcdi1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | e30jawn: TIFU by not posting about sex.
JonSnowww1: Today you Fucked Up by wanting to be on Front Page
You just Vent and don't expect to be on FP You KarmaWhore
But i do get what you say about the posts with sex content
I recommend you /r/foreveralone
e30jawn: That's far from the goal mr snow. It's about the content... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1411575029 | 1411636901 | t3_2hcaaj | t5_2to41 | 8 | jalvez: TIFU by working out (on gym) my legs to much
I just saw a FU and I reminded mine.
This was 3 years ago and i was like 17 y old. Me and my brother/cousins had a home made gym, so I thought, well it's time to start working out. (Never had ever worked out legs before)
My brother wich is a really beast when it co... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1411579099 | 1411662557 | t3_2hchy1 | t5_2to41 | 393 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a presentation on porn at school.
I appologize in advance. English is not my native language and I am a pretty shitty storyteller. I'm gonna share this one anyway:
I am a university student and I had a presentation today.
Now, there are only about ten people taking this specific course, so ... | 6 | 65.5 | |
1411579197 | 1411581047 | t3_2hci4y | t5_2to41 | 75 | woops000: TIFU by waking up too late.
Short one that is kinda silly. This just happened.
Got a notice the other day that we will be having a pre winter filter change and smoke alarm test at our apartments.
I did a quick tidying last night just to make sure cat toys were put away, nothing in the maintenance closet, si... | 5 | 15 | |
1411580382 | 1411586323 | t3_2hckiv | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by hearing about my ex-girlfriend's weekend on her camshow.
Yeah, not my brightest fucking idea from the get go.
So I recently went through a pretty shitty breakup, and my ex and I agreed not to talk for a few months so that we could move on. I'd been doing pretty well, but I found myself incredibly... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1411578206 | 1414457093 | t3_2hcg6l | t5_2to41 | 3 | Sweet-Evil: TIFU: (actually last year)... gave away ALL of my Halloween decor :(
So I have always been an avid Halloween decorator. Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. For some reason, last year after Halloween... In an act of, I don't know, depression, frustration, exhaustion, who knows.... I gave all of my... | 3 | 1 | |
1411581847 | 1411644657 | t3_2hcndu | t5_2to41 | 19 | TheEasyPrey: TIFU: By sending a link of a bloody vagina to everyone in my class including the teacher
So I was taking a class at my local state university on how to give webinars (A web based seminar). Naturally the class is basically a hybrid class, where we meet in person a couple times and the rest of the time we me... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1411583704 | 1411608064 | t3_2hcr2u | t5_2to41 | 4 | shitass70: TIFU by waiting too long to pay a ticket
So I got pulled over for speeding about a month or two ago. Cop let me off with a ticket for the expired tag and told me to get it fixed and everything will be fine. I forgot to pay the TICKET and only got the new TAG. Here I am months later and I get a notice in the ... | 4 | 1 | |
1411583920 | 1411584724 | t3_2hcrj2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | A_Giant_Tractor: TIFU by accidentally taking an Ambien instead of an Advil this morning.
FUCK, fuck, and fuck! I have to go see the chiropractor in 30 minutes and things are starting to get a little weird. More to come as the day progresses.
DeathAndRebirth: dont think about driving
seriously dont drive thats only a ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411583790 | 1411676114 | t3_2hcr9k | t5_2to41 | 211 | steveisthegreatest: TIFU by looking at a guys dick
Okay, so it was a few nights ago and a customer left their phone at the bar I work at. Generally, anytime this happens and the phone doesn't have a lock, I check out the photos on the phone to see who's phone it is. If I recognize them it makes it real easy to get the ... | 9 | 23.444444 | |
1411584092 | 1411584406 | t3_2hcrwa | t5_2to41 | 46 | tifu_tooyoung: TIFU by talking to this girl from OKC...
So I received this message from a cute girl online and she says "OMG. I love your dimples. I want to just kiss you." I think to myself that this is amazing and I pursued the matter further by researching her profile.
She's 19....Fuck. I'm 29. This girl is smokin... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1411583257 | 1411589628 | t3_2hcq7d | t5_2to41 | 60 | rlj504: TIFU by giving my number to a guy on a bus
This didn't happen today, it happened about a year ago. I was taking the bus to the supermarket to do my weekly shop and this guy comes and sits next to me. We start chatting, its not unusual for me as I'm generally quite chatty and like meeting new people.
About hal... | 6 | 10 | |
1411584219 | 1411587654 | t3_2hcs4q | t5_2to41 | 8 | kibbles0515: TIFU by saying something bad about marijuana on Reddit.
justskatedude: It's not that you said something bad about weed, it's more of the fact that you don't understand why we need to legalize. Don't think of it as allowing drug use, think of it as transferring black market drug use to the private sector a... | 8 | 1 | |
1411578581 | 1411675859 | t3_2hcgz8 | t5_2to41 | 68 | screamingsun: TIFU by sending a text without spellchecking
*TIFUpdate!*
I was going to meet up with a prospective date for the first time. We were sending texts back and forth, but I was driving, so I was using Google's speech to text program. She let me know that she had spaced about a sold out show she was seeing. S... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1411585607 | 1411682706 | t3_2hcut3 | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaking hands with my boss, then looking at the browser history of a MacBook on his desk
My boss is an Israeli guy who gets very angry easily and often, but sometimes, when we get frustrated and let him know how he's acting, or we have a particularly profitable week, he becomes very apologetic and ni... | 5 | 19 | |
1411585704 | 1411592636 | t3_2hcv11 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Wickedillusionist: TIFU by standing the wrong way in an elevator
Long time reddit lurker, but I never bothered to make an account because I never have anything to post, and generally don't want to comment. I just found this sub though, and finally have something to contribute! Tl;dr at the bottom.
This happened when ... | 6 | 7 | |
1411586440 | 1411586771 | t3_2hcweu | t5_2to41 | 20 | bronion: TIFU by telling someone I was happy that their son has special needs
On the phone with a homeowner, trying to set up a time for my bosses to stop by her house:
Me: We should be in your neighbourhood in the early afternoon. Is anywhere between noon and 3pm good for you?
Woman: Yes, I have a son with special n... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1411561505 | 1426373225 | t3_2hbnxk | t5_2to41 | 10 | snugglebuttt: TIFU by jumping into a beautiful mountain stream with my GoPro on.
This was a couple of months ago now, but I goofed while trying to have fun/be cool with new friends.
I was climbing up Eagle Creek west of Portland, OR with some friends. We were at the falls right below Punch Bowl falls. Walking down I s... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411586780 | 1411679895 | t3_2hcx2p | t5_2to41 | 155 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate! TIFU, by thinking sharing a .gif I found on reddit would be a good idea.
*ORIGINAL*
This happened 10 minutes ago.
I am suppose to study with 2 of the hottest girls I've met on campus.
Now I don't won't to divulge to much information to reveal myself, and this isn't a throwaway.
But today I serio... | 5 | 31 | |
1411587220 | 1411592963 | t3_2hcxxh | t5_2to41 | 20 | Shapapel28: TIFU by telling a black kid on my floor I was going to lynch him
Before I start, I do not hate black people, or any people for that matter. This isn't a throwaway because fuck it. This is probably going to be a novel, so if you don't want to read it all, skip to the TL;DR at the end. First of all, I have a ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1411587028 | 1411589447 | t3_2hcxkd | t5_2to41 | 12 | exclusivegirl: TIFU by almost killing someone with an A/C unit.
Happened a few minutes ago. I live in NYC and like most people, I have an A/C unit. I slide open the side of the unit and smoke out the window pretty frequently but today things went a little unexpected. After smoking, I went to close the side and it got s... | 3 | 4 | |
1411589439 | 1411607223 | t3_2hd2dr | t5_2to41 | 10 | la_volpe26: TIFU by being better as a wingman than as a boyfriend
So I've been in a relationship for a year and a few months but I'm recognized by my most of my friends as their greatest wingman.
I'm part of a tuna (Portuguese tradition where college students create like a traditional band) and most of the festivals we... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1411591108 | 1411591870 | t3_2hd5p5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fallingice2: TIFU by not knowing my limits
The gym that i work out at also has a pool and i usually use it to to do aerobic exercise. So yesterday I decided to split 45 minutes in the gym and 45 in the pool. I worked calves, thighs and lower back, nothing too crazy. I took a shower and jumped into the deep end of the p... | 4 | 1 | |
1411591325 | 1411612530 | t3_2hd63w | t5_2to41 | 76 | RibbedFork: TIFU By Creating Chemical Warfare In My Toilet
TIFU. Little back story. I travel a lot for work and most of the towns I live in don't have good housing. So instead of going hotel to hotel I bought a 34 ft travel trailer to live in. Anyways the other day I was doing some cleaning and before I went to bed I p... | 4 | 19 | |
1411585564 | 1411608583 | t3_2hcupi | t5_2to41 | 4 | 666tony: TIFU By Forgetting My Belt Then Accidently Rushing a Cop's Funeral Procession
So I live in Austin Texas, and go to a small Catholic private school. I am doing my best to finish my last year of high school, but I have been unlucky for the beginning of the first month of school so far.
Very recently in Texas, ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411589800 | 1411593830 | t3_2hd33y | t5_2to41 | 71 | ManOfConstantChorro: TIFU by mowing the lawn.
About an hour ago, I decided to do some yard work as the lawn was turning into a bit of a jungle. I took out the mower, gassed the bitch up and started her up. Start cutting some grass and things are going well for a while. I'm pushing my dead dinosaur-powered bladed mach... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1411591835 | 1411596783 | t3_2hd74s | t5_2to41 | 26 | gdwn: TIFU by posting a snapchat
Today my boyfriend called me to tell me his car was hit in the university parking lot and he was not happy about it. I was at work and decided to try to make him feel better. I closed my office door and prepared to send him a video of my boobs on snapchat. For those unfamiliar with snap... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1411592956 | 1411614509 | t3_2hd9bc | t5_2to41 | 55 | Drayik: TIFU by eating a cheerio off the floor.
Not just today, this happened 5 minutes ago!
So I bought a big box of chocolate Cheerios. Because mmm chocolate Cheerios. I sit on the couch with the box all ready to snack on a hand full. I carefully peel at the box top... Aaaaand it rips in half. Fuck you box.
Whatev... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1411578352 | 1411600475 | t3_2hcggw | t5_2to41 | 2 | Xiaxs: Tifu by drinking water
Unlike other posts, this actually happened today.
So earlier today, I had to work (as grown ups do), but today was truck day, meaning I had to unload the truck of frozen food, and put them in the freezer. I was pretty dehydrated, so when we were done unloading the truck, getting ready to ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411595966 | 1411642636 | t3_2hdeyn | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by not having enough chaperones
I work at a school for students on the autism spectrum and we recently took a field trip to an aquarium. The kids had a great time and everything went smoothly until it was time to leave. We couldn't find Kevin (not his real name) and his chaperone couldn't recall how lon... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1411597459 | 1411601203 | t3_2hdhp5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by renting out a house using a famous room sharing site
I tried renting out the whole house to a group for a big event. We had mentioned that we stay in the house as part of the deal. But these rude assholes showed up, took a shower, stole the key, and left saying they found something else. Now, I have ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411609701 | 1411611626 | t3_2hdmty | t5_2to41 | 0 | Soreile: Wtf OP.
MonarchGod: I'm getting a lot of flack for this post... Fuck it, she threw Ice Cream at OP. Lets all give her a medal for being a bad person and crucify OP for doing his job. Wow this world is filling to the brim with pussies.
Soreile: That, however, is a massively disproportionate response. Rape threa... | 5 | 0 | |
1411600303 | 1411651161 | t3_2hdmh5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: Tifu By Calling a kid retarded
Well this happened about a year ago during my senior year at a trade school but I still fucked up. A little a backstory, the school I went too had a lot of programs that you could go in and get job training for a specific field but there was also a program that was made for men... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1411600003 | 1411680680 | t3_2hdlyt | t5_2to41 | 6 | turningsteel: TIFU by changing the oil in my car
So, this happened last weekend, but I was changing the oil in my car as I have done for the past eight years or so since I was a teenager. Now I never had anyone teach me how to do anything car related or DIY related, or how to fix anything period. My father is complet... | 3 | 2 | |
1411601244 | 1411648830 | t3_2hdo42 | t5_2to41 | 875 | NastyButthole: TIFU by helping a little girl fix her bike
I realize now this is a wall of text, so TL;DR I helped a little girl fix her bike so she wouldn't have to walk in the rain, and somebody called the cops and reported me as a child abducter.
I am a courier for a hospital, so I basically deliver medical supplies... | 7 | 125 | |
1411602643 | 1411607310 | t3_2hdqcf | t5_2to41 | 7 | spongecake292: TIFU by telling a Jewish joke around some Jews.
This actually last Saturday.
I had a Jewish gf we'll call Emily. We had been dating for probably 6 or so months. She is a really good girl for some reasons.
1) Family and friends like her a lot (same with her family and friends to me)
2) Super nice. Like... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411602781 | 1411673385 | t3_2hdqk3 | t5_2to41 | 431 | Sufistics: TIFU by accidentally stroking my teacher's dick
So it was another normal day in High School, 3rd block computer programming 1. I have a male teacher that is pretty chill and honestly a cool guy. I walk into the classroom and start to do my warm-up. Doing my normal school work and all. We finish the daily war... | 9 | 47.888889 | |
1411605421 | 1411605769 | t3_2hdv2b | t5_2to41 | 4 | __penis: TIFU by eating ice cream
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, defecation posts are reserved for Shit Saturday.
__penis: Ah, sorry I didn't know that
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411605670 | 1411662236 | t3_2hdvgh | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By Vaping inside
Well damn, it happened to me. The folks caught me using an E-Cig. I used to smoke, got one to quit. It worked no more cigarettes. No more smoke, my chest felt lighter, I could breath better. They caught me using it in my room. They are pretty pissed, I guess rightfully so. I wish I wa... | 8 | 1 | |
1411604096 | 1411618462 | t3_2hdstb | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Driving for the first time
this happend a few hours ago, My mom was giving me a ride home from school. Everything was fine but when my mom was pulling in our driveway she pulled in pretty soon and our back tire went over the curb. I started to give her crap about it because she has done it multiple t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411606353 | 1411648939 | t3_2hdwjz | t5_2to41 | 19 | Keep-It-Real: TIFU by setting up my cedit card password ending in "boobs"
So this happened 15 mins ago.
A couple of days ago I got a new credit card and went online to setup my account, during the process I had to setup a new password. Without giving it much thought I setup my password ending in "boobs" (password look... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1411600045 | 1411609278 | t3_2hdm14 | t5_2to41 | 37 | stevierar: TIFU by lying awake at night terrified my home was being broken into and that I was about to be murdered.
I live in a flat (apartment) above a shop (a sex shop, as it happens). The stockroom for the shop extends out past my flat with a corrugated plastic roof. According to the big angry red sign it's incredi... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1411607505 | 1411695089 | t3_2hdyh2 | t5_2to41 | 203 | GobbetsOfAnus: Tifu by boiling my penis (for real). Nsfw/l
This was actually Monday. I get up late Monday night deciding I want coffee. So I start the kettle, get my drip filter ready, whistling a jaunty tune. I pour my boiling water into my cup-top filter and go to set the kettle back. And knock the cup over. Onto the... | 5 | 40.6 | |
1411607185 | 1411681115 | t3_2hdxzo | t5_2to41 | 3 | MarblesOfDestiny: TIFU by not sleeping enough and driving
Everything begins this morning when my parants needed me to drive them to the airport at 2:00 AM. That drive + the drive home = about two hours. So I get back at about 4:00 AM.
Now my dad has a local newspaper which I distribute every week. Its an easy enough j... | 3 | 1 | |
1411607532 | 1411612536 | t3_2hdyin | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwawaypc4356: TIFU by playing Batman arkham Origins
So, as I was Batman, I noticed a lag in gameplay on my PC. This is common as my graphics card fan has been slowing down and overheating the card,so my brother and I would generally take out the card and spray the fan with wd40. It would work until the lag would re... | 6 | 1.833333 |
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