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1645030950 | 1645034117 | t3_su0uqw | t5_2to41 | 28 | fanman5000: TIFU by ordering my uncle warm milk
This didn’t happen today but a few years ago when I was 15. I’m from a small Reservation in Northern Alberta, Canada and at the time I was in a punk band with my friends. My auntie had recently married Chris, a British man from Liverpool and they had just moved to our ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1645031221 | 1645084930 | t3_su0ymc | t5_2to41 | 3,703 | throwaway01293489: TIFU by telling my bsf my brother was cheating
Little backstory, Me (F19) and My best friend (F19) have been friends since 5th grade. She knows my whole family and is kinda like part of it. She spends a lot of time at my house and we’re kinda like sisters.
My brother (M20) has had a crush on her si... | 9 | 411.444444 | |
1645031845 | 1645063566 | t3_su17bu | t5_2to41 | 16 | PeanutButterThighs: TIFU by being blinded by love when I didn’t invade my sausage.
Ok, so this is one of the rare TIFUs that have nothing to do with sex! Today I made pasta with spicy sausage and marinara sauce. Yes, it was delicious. So how is delicious pasta a fu? Well, it is when you cook sausage in casing and then... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1645033299 | 1645161922 | t3_su1rn4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | cutewitoutthee: TIFU by taking a hike, grabbing the wrong map, and using a dog as my gps
Obligatory this happened yesterday. Buckle in, it’s a long one.
So to relax and take a break from reality, Me (26F) and my best friend (27F), let’s call her S, decide to take some time off work, rent a cabin, and go hiking. S has ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1645035460 | 1645288853 | t3_su2ghy | t5_2to41 | 42 | TkOHarley: TIFU by peeing like an animal
This will require some good visual description to fully understand. Maybe try reading this while sitting on the toilet so you can imitate what I did and see why all the consequences happened.
Anyways, It was my last day at the hotel. I meet my boss and co-worker in the lobby. W... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1645035631 | 1645039102 | t3_su2j6e | t5_2to41 | 28 | mashed-_-potato: TIFU by sending an awkward picture to my new bf
This happened last year, but I thought about it today and hope y’all feel some second hand embarrassment. I was FaceTiming a friend, who I’ll call Kay. Kay and I were planning a bachelorette party for our friend. We wanted to do something simple, so we we... | 4 | 7 | |
1645025385 | 1645061487 | t3_stymb2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DogoCap: TIFU ruined an exhibition inside a museum
Happened long time ago but whatever..
The school took us on some trip to some remote village meant only for artists to live there. The guide took me(17m) and my classmates into a house which is now sort of a museum of some(apparently) famous painter and led us to a r... | 3 | 1 | |
1645038763 | 1645098841 | t3_su3r8g | t5_2to41 | 19,249 | XxAlanaSunflowerxX: TIFU by finding my bosses nudes on my work computer.
Relatively throw-away-ish account. So this happened around 3 years ago. I had just been hired on at a new job and was being trained. Found out the person training me had put in his two weeks notice the day I signed on.
Skip two weeks ahead, I com... | 12 | 1,604.083333 | |
1645039329 | 1645457522 | t3_su3z21 | t5_2to41 | 26 | TaurusX3: TIFU by low-key clapping back when I got turned down for a job.
This actually happened today!
I've been doing the job search thing for a little while now, and I found a position nearby that was a good match for my background and skills. I got a call from an HR person, whom I will call HR Person, and they wan... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1645040310 | 1645047342 | t3_su4cu6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Sgt_Pandapuff: TIFU by using Nair after waxing
For context, I’m visiting my partner for the weekend and wanted to be fully clean “down there”. The thing is, my hair is very thick and after shaving sometimes comes back within hours. So I considered waxing. I did a crap ton of research (I am not able to afford profession... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1645040126 | 1645051001 | t3_su4a60 | t5_2to41 | 56 | locke265: Tifu by sharing a video of two gummy bears having sex
This happened the other day and show cases my poor judgement and immature sense of humor.
My buddy made a really stupid short video that is of two gummy bears having sex and talking dirty to each other. I and most of my friends thought it was hilarious, ... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1645041300 | 1645137412 | t3_su4qfu | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going far enough to fix my last one
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Lawless-creep: You actually fucked up when ya took her back after making you a second choice
Parksrox: She is worth it. I love her more than anything.
iwetmyplants703: Based on this story it appears you don’t have enough experience to even know what l... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1645039363 | 1645048892 | t3_su3zjm | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dragonlady5678: TIFU Fake Bills
This was a few months ago. I was working at family dollar as a cashier. When you work as cashier you kind of get into this zone where it's autonomous. You don't think about what you're doing, you just do it because you've done it so much.... And sometimes you don't do stuff.
It was towa... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1645044310 | 1645050806 | t3_su5xa6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | juulpod99: TIFU by talking behind someone’s back when they were right there
This was almost 10 years ago, when I was nearly 13.
I was gossiping with a friend on the schoolbus and started bad-mouthing a boy who we had classes with and who also rode our bus. I was convinced he wasn’t on the bus that day since I didn’t s... | 4 | 6 | |
1645044489 | 1645045126 | t3_su5zrc | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MineCounter: Dude, this is messed up on so many levels, your level of paranoia is not normal. While I get you and your mom's doubts, this is outta bounds. He's your father ffs, at least give him some respect and trust. He's been with y'all and takes care of the family, even if he ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1645044386 | 1645194607 | t3_su5yce | t5_2to41 | 153 | sandertesla: TIFU by almost killing myself
Well, I had a car accident, was going too fast on a curve, the road was slippery and wet, and the tires not really new.
I went off road after drifting and the car flipped in the mud, wheels in the air, and roof on the ground. I don't know how I got myself out of the car unharm... | 9 | 17 | |
1645048840 | 1645062943 | t3_su7oa4 | t5_2to41 | 3,166 | lingering_POO: TIFU by finishing the joke on a Valentine’s Day card.
My fiancé and I have been together for 4 years. This is our last Valentine’s Day before getting married so I’d already bought a gift (really funky cactus arrangement in a upcycled gas bottle) which she loved. But I didn’t get a card.. it mattered more... | 9 | 351.777778 | |
1645048989 | 1645238555 | t3_su7qc8 | t5_2to41 | 2,149 | strangereligion: TIFU by not realizing humans breathe through both nostrils.
Let us take a journey back in time to the summer of 2015.
It was a warm sunny day and I was on my motorcycle in the slow lane(5 lane highway) around 4pm relaxing and mostly enjoying life. I had just begun slowing down so I could take the upc... | 12 | 179.083333 | |
1645049006 | 1645079396 | t3_su7qlf | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting pictures from the internet
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masterofyourhouse: Hey, at least mushrooms are cute?
MissCompany: Cute as a button mushroom 🍄😍
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1645105129 | 1645622288 | t3_su82w9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | DadsGonnaKillMe: people have Needs ya know. Its not like you could ask mom, but maybe she already knows.
Was dad a creep in other ways, or did he keep if from everyone... good for him for Letting his freak flag Fly, even if he was forced to do so on the Down Lo
OkExternal5944: I'm posting this sh\*t on FemaleDatingStr... | 12 | 0.166667 | |
1645050534 | 1645054237 | t3_su8bcl | t5_2to41 | 10 | The-Loud-Artist: TIFU by trying a piece of chicken
I (18F) work in a restaurant, and this was yesterday. I was in back putting some plates away after bussing a table when I hear one of the servers (J) come with some Chicken Alfredo that was sent back, the customer said the chicken was burnt, J was chatting with the ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1645051185 | 1645069083 | t3_su8k5p | t5_2to41 | 541 | FluffieOwlet: Tifu by realiseing I have trained my cat.
We adopted our brindle cat when she was 9m old from a cat rescue centre.she was feral and didn't Iike to be touched or handled in any way. 1.5 years late and she is basically our lap cat with a very independent streak.
When she wants something she gets it. She... | 4 | 135.25 | |
1645050647 | 1645110640 | t3_su8cxt | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OkapiEli: There’s two types of people:
Those who can’t do math, and those who take care of them.
visser147: This just described me and my girlfriend. She graduated with a degree in History.
She expects me to do the math…and yet my major is a social science….
Thank goodness my m... | 3 | 15 | |
1645065144 | 1645083755 | t3_suawtu | t5_2to41 | 43 | two80one: When I have to piss I use the washroom.
ViewedFromi3WM: i would use a toilet instead
two80one: Where is your toilet in the kitchen?
ViewedFromi3WM: it’s not
two80one: So you're going to the washroom to use the toilet then?
ViewedFromi3WM: no.
two80one: Keep it classy scum.
ViewedFromi3WM: you ok?
two80one: As... | 17 | 2.529412 | |
1645059506 | 1645067045 | t3_subl6x | t5_2to41 | 9 | indaze2day: TIFU by thinking I had a stomach made of steel
I thought I was the luckiest person when I entered the empty Raising Canes because lucky for me I wouldn't have to wait in line.....
I was "lucky" up until I finished a few of their Tasty as Toast and their chicken fingers dipped in their delicious as sauce.... | 3 | 3 | |
1645060404 | 1645063242 | t3_subxef | t5_2to41 | 13 | PeteK816: TIFU by drunkenly trying to play knock knock zoom zoom
This didn’t happen today, but it was relatively recent. Spent the day in my old college town with friends doing some drinking. We all got drunk and at night we all decided to fuck around. Everyone thought it would be funny to play knock knock zoom zoom to... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1645061212 | 1645061852 | t3_suc7fg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making reddit think i dont shower all week.
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Janken524: I suppose we know you’re not Jewish
TheHammy_Sammich: Would've saved myself a ton of embarrassment if i were.
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1645061876 | 1645063592 | t3_sucfe4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | narla_hotep: TIFU by breaking my phone 5 minutes after getting it repaired
A month ago I dropped my phone and cracked the screen. Okay no biggie, except a week ago the screen started flickering in a crazy way that was giving me a headache. So I went to the repair shop today and got it fixed, for a hefty fee of $350. I'... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1645063412 | 1645070344 | t3_sucyi8 | t5_2to41 | 36 | SharkyDusk: TIFU by self treating a foot callus
I put antiseptic on it and tried to remove some of the skin on it, It was tough but I eventually got some off, it was in piece, eventually I got a big piece off and my fucking dog ate it, I shrugged it off and kept going and eventually I feel something dripping down my fo... | 3 | 12 | |
1645065241 | 1645072829 | t3_sudlq2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Traditional_Unit4178: TIFU by trying to deceive a hookup into thinking I'd lied to him
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Aggravating_Golf_931: A few things:
-If you’re straight up with people, they’ll appreciate it.
-You don’t have to have sex with anyone you don’t want to.
-you can’t really be friends with people after you’ve had sex with ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1645066050 | 1645066764 | t3_sudvll | t5_2to41 | 28 | rar_dev: TIFU by using AirTags to protect against theft
I’m sure most of you know where this is going (and yes I am a total idiot) but I learned a valuable lesson.
Over the Super Bowl weekend, my briefcase was stolen out of my car. I noticed this at around 4:30 on Sunday. I don’t really care much for sports so I was h... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1645066534 | 1645068434 | t3_sue1o4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going too far
It started last night when I was talking to a couple friends of mine in a gc. It was getting late and we were joking around about fanfics. I decided to strike up a deal with one of them, and trade some old cringey Undertale fanart (he had been asking for it for a while but I said no) fo... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1645067330 | 1645109114 | t3_suecc4 | t5_2to41 | 660 | GreboGuru: TIFU by missing our cruise ship leaving Jamaica.
This happened 6 years ago today. My girlfriend at the time and I were taking a cruise with my parents. My Mom had saved enough cruise points to comp us a free cruise. After 3 days at sea our first stop was Jamaica. As ganja aficionados, my GF and I were looki... | 6 | 110 | |
1645068113 | 1645071199 | t3_suem22 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling my penis out
So, a few things to explain before:
- I don't call her girlfriend because we never took that step forward in the relationship (we met on october 2021 and we didn't felt ready to use those terms)
- She had a lot of anxiety on her since the last year, but was slowly working it out
... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1645071737 | 1645072064 | t3_sufs9c | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: tifu by committing venmo fraud
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alexandraavery: Tell your mom. It was a misunderstanding. You're not going to jail.
North_Impression8168: i’m worried she will be really mad at me.
FrozenRFerOne: Well yeah.. prob so. But just pay her for the charges and be more cautious in the future.
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1645072429 | 1645073672 | t3_sug0fq | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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danzgeturmanz: Throw them shits in the trash in front of him
lts_nodnarb: 
andythefifth: Now!
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1645074663 | 1645078194 | t3_sugos6 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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kalysti: Sounds like you dodged a bullet to me.
WindyCityReturn: Probably so. I guess I liked her and as shallow as it seems being completely honest I wish I could’ve banged her before finding it out. Now I couldn’t do it but before that I could’ve then seen the flag and politely ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1645075519 | 1645850469 | t3_sugxvv | t5_2to41 | 44 | marching-spartan: TIFU by Eating 4 Loaves of Outback Bread after Eating 2 1/2 Loaves Last Night.
I hadn’t eaten at all yesterday. I was running too late for breakfast and my lunch was absolutely foul and inedible. Last night, my family decided on Outback Steakhouse for supper. It should be noted that it’s dangerous for... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1645075114 | 1645098017 | t3_sugtjx | t5_2to41 | 43 | jevhan: TIFU by asking is your mom single as a joke
Actually happened to me less than an hour ago. I went to my aunt's house for her birthday. Wasn't originally planning on it, but ya know. So there I am, spent a few hours, and now getting ready to leave. A doctor friend of my aunt is over, and somewhat a coworker of m... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1645079764 | 1645080830 | t3_sui5n2 | t5_2to41 | 218 | Crimson_Crimes: TIFU by naming a virtual pet after my dead cat
So, my cat passed away about a month back, he was old and the vet said it was natural causes. It wasn't pretty, I'll spare you the details.
I also play a lot of video games in my free time with friends and my datemate. Lots of FPS, Survival, & Horror. ... | 5 | 43.6 | |
1645084014 | 1645110421 | t3_suja23 | t5_2to41 | 74 | tintedrose_glasses: TIFU by having kinky sex in an Airbnb
My partner still lives with their parents, and I live in a small apartment with a nosy roommate, so we don’t often get a chance to get freaky. Doesn’t help that we’ve both got some pretty niche sexual interests that we REALLY don’t need people knowing.
When th... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1645084444 | 1645201610 | t3_sujdye | t5_2to41 | 3 | meted: TIFU by being banned on News by this very website
You read the right folks. I did it and I thought I should explain what happened because I can't believe it. You see I was in a very long back and forth with another website user about what is happening in California about the requirements for masks. The discussio... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1645085215 | 1645124565 | t3_sujliw | t5_2to41 | 20,856 | chilledpurple: TIFU Asking a twitch streamer how their dad is doing.
TIFU asking how someone’s dad is doing.
Basically I follow this YouTuber who makes vids with his dad. This particular YouTuber also streams. I noticed they stopped posting vids, and sometimes go on hiatus so I thought nothing of it. Today the YouTube... | 14 | 1,489.714286 | |
1645085980 | 1645130029 | t3_sujs9w | t5_2to41 | 15 | Sad_Brush_3801: TIFU by letting my BF(23m) clean the bathroom
This was yesterday.
My BF and I split cleaning so he does the bathroom (excl toilet) and I do the kitchen etc. We have been doing this for a few months now since moving into this place.
The FU was tonight when after months I decided to take care of my hair... | 3 | 5 | |
1645087878 | 1645107267 | t3_suk8q6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking through the phone my dad gave me 2 years ago
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swanbiltong: Could have been way worse, at least is was not homemade porn starring parents and neighbours.
murf633: Beat me to it!
Dank_Knight69: Don't be lazy, do it yourself!
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1645088340 | 1645106853 | t3_sukct8 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost accidentally killing myself with a bow and arrows I bought after reading the Hunger Games.
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Jeermzz: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
Ainar86: Plot twist: it was your own arrow.
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1645089129 | 1645194926 | t3_sukkjo | t5_2to41 | 72 | Sersexualofpan: TIFU by doing jumping jacks
Context: I am overweight dude. Love to eat. Love that sedentary lifestyle.
For the past year, I have been staying away from my parents due to studies. Naturally, with no one being there to control my food intake, I just ate whatever I liked. Pizza? Yes. Fried food? Hecka ye... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1645091793 | 1645096574 | t3_sul75u | t5_2to41 | 17 | Lachlanofducks: TIFU by not being 'mature' enough for my partner
This has been going on over the last week but tonight is the end of it.
To preface this has been my first 'serious' relationship and I'm still pretty young(we're both 17) so I still have alot to learn about this kind of thing.
Me and my partner started ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1645092845 | 1645096089 | t3_sulh3i | t5_2to41 | 26 | Iron_Less: TIFU by destroying my moms friendship
So this kinda happened a LONG time ago, probably when I was 4 so in 2008ish (I don’t remember my age but I remember what happened vividly)
So I (4f at the time) was at a barbecue with my mom and her friends. Lots of her friends were from work (she’s an electrician) and ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1645093774 | 1645095768 | t3_sulp7s | t5_2to41 | 12 | meen19: TIFU by sending a MSN message to the wrong contact
This was like, hmm, 12 years ago (I was 19 at the time I think), when the MSN messenger was still a thing. For those who don't know, MSN messenger was like a WhatsApp but only on your computer and your contacts where email contacts.
I was chatting with some fr... | 3 | 4 | |
1645073087 | 1645136661 | t3_sug7tf | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gay_Leftist_Queen: TIFU I stabbed myself
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DitterRed: I did the excact same thing but i hit my wrist, lost blood so much i fainted and hit back of my head into concrete floor, it bounced 30cm according to my work mate :)
Gay_Leftist_Queen: That's so scary I'm so glad I didn't hit any blood vessels or arteries.
... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1645097278 | 1645099561 | t3_summte | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: tifu by trying to be gangster
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BugzOnMyNugz: 680 grams? It was at this point I knew the story was definitely garbage. Such a random ass number.
Jameschoral: 680 grams is roughly 24 oz, or 1 1/2 lb so not a really crazy number
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1645101353 | 1645141435 | t3_sunsov | t5_2to41 | 8,131 | WOOPSALLHENTAI: TIFU by accidentally sending my sister hentai
Throwaway because no way in hell do I want anymore embarrassment. I (22M) accidentally sent my sister (15F) a very lewd hentai photo and ran faster than light to stop her from seeing it.
Now I’m just going to get this out the way. I love hentai. Erotica is... | 12 | 677.583333 | |
1645104629 | 1645165241 | t3_suov0f | t5_2to41 | 328 | Express_Topic_4081: TIFU by telling my niblings that I was a vampire
Not today, a few months ago when my sibling, their spouse and the niblings (7,7,5) came to visit from out of state. I work overnights 7pm-530am at a warehouse so I sleep during the day. My niblings asked me why I work at night and sleep during the d... | 9 | 36.444444 | |
1645106873 | 1645133199 | t3_supnoi | t5_2to41 | 32 | Purple-Try8602: TIFU mocked God loudly with an accent.
I called Jesus Christ Cheese and Rice during online church.
This won’t make sense because I’m the one who did it and I’m still just baffled.
About a year ago, church was online, CoViD. My teen children were getting to that so bored they’re sad point and so, for ... | 4 | 8 | |
1645107213 | 1645142151 | t3_supruv | t5_2to41 | 1,753 | Shashoms: TIFU by having sex and being sent to A&E
obligatory this did not happen today, but yesterday.
My Gf(F19) and I(M19) were playing naked twister under the sheets when we decided to go try a different position, we switched from prone bone to Doggystyle, and here is where the fuck up occurred.
So while we w... | 8 | 219.125 | |
1645108219 | 1645112694 | t3_suq4wo | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Disguspitated: I say you tell him what you told us. Your curiosity got the best of you and you looked.
If he feels like you invaded his privacy, then that’s something you’ll have to deal with. If he was doing something he shouldn’t have, then you’ll know that as well.
Trick-Dist... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1645109352 | 1645126817 | t3_suqjnm | t5_2to41 | 10,255 | babysushiroll: TIFU by showing my mom the wettest coochie I’ve ever seen
I’ve been scrolling through a couple of NSFW subreddits beside my mom (although my phone was facing away from her). It so happened that while I was looking at a video of a (very wet) coochie, my mom inched closer to show me something on her iPad s... | 13 | 788.846154 | |
1645109266 | 1645124088 | t3_suqili | t5_2to41 | 389 | Max_Redcheeks: TIFU by getting mad at my wife on my 45th birthday
This actually happened a couple of years ago, on my 45th birthday.
**SETTING THE STAGE**
I have always tried to be a great husband and father. On the outside I'm a super nice, respectable, "classy" guy who doesn't drink much, do drugs, etc.
My wife is... | 6 | 64.833333 | |
1645111613 | 1645124731 | t3_sureb5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting her go through my phone
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sunshinecryptic: Question. Why did you keep your Ex’s nudes? That isn’t a very respectful thing to do. Does he know you still have them?
Responsible_Idiot15: It’s in recently deleted
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1645115883 | 1645121964 | t3_sut1p4 | t5_2to41 | 116 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a group of mourners they looked sexy
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Twiztedeu: You're either Scottish or from the north east.
Lukeylukeylukey: 2 strikes
Capable-Site-301: Bet you're Irish.
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1645116273 | 1645214518 | t3_sut70q | t5_2to41 | 111 | hononononoh: TIFU by insinuating that a large component of victimhood is a state of mind, that this might apply to human groups as well as to individuals
\[This recent post of mine\]([https://old.reddit.com/r/AskSocialScience/comments/sph3bb/what\_interventions\_reliably\_attenuate\_or/](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskSoc... | 13 | 8.538462 | |
1645117226 | 1645170685 | t3_sutl47 | t5_2to41 | 13,902 | TamaraIsAesthethicc: TIFU by touching my step-brother's cum glazed hands.
So, today I [18f] was cleaning my room. And I decided to light a candle.
Now, since I used to smoke but don't anymore I don't personally own a lighter. However, my step-brother [26m] - who is a smoker, has thousands of lighters that he does noth... | 14 | 993 | |
1645116978 | 1645122819 | t3_suth20 | t5_2to41 | 51 | harpieclaw103: TIFU I clogged the school toilet while a person waited
So this just happened about a half-hour ago. I had drank a massive cup of coffee earlier this morning and started to feel the shits going into the second period. It started becoming uncomfortable, so now I was stuck between holding it in or using the... | 3 | 17 | |
1645122293 | 1645125135 | t3_suvlib | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CollectionFormal4819: You’re a fucking asshat
AngryTaco4: How are they an asshat?
CollectionFormal4819: She is knowingly fucking 2 relatives and she knows both of them wouldn’t be about it. Asshat
AngryTaco4: Eh, fair point actually.
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1645124873 | 1645129256 | t3_suwm9u | t5_2to41 | 565 | werksquan: TIFU Talk: Come through and share your stories!
0O0OOO0O0OOO0O0OO: TIFU by trying to host a live chat
FullMoon_Escapade: Explain please
N8theGr8: Lol we had a bunch of technical difficulties at the beginning and kinda throughout.
It's still a new feature to reddit, so pretty much everyone is trying to fi... | 5 | 113 | |
1645124136 | 1645133866 | t3_suwbfd | t5_2to41 | 78 | joeypublica: TIFU nearly killing my brother
This actually happened about 30 years ago but it’s something I think about often. It’s haunting how many close calls occur over a lifetime, small changes that could drastically alter your life.
My dad taught me to how to use a chainsaw when I was just 8 years old. Scared ... | 3 | 26 | |
1645127931 | 1645149259 | t3_suxqz9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | iKidnapBabiez: TIFU by taping my toilet cover to the tank lid
This was a few months ago but I had spine surgery in October of 2020. Got pregnant early 2021 which was already a fuck up. Since I could barely bend from the spine surgery, a big belly made it so much worse so I had to work to get down low enought to grab th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1645130660 | 1645131422 | t3_suytkb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Due_Impress2301: That's scary as fuck. I stil can't believe people actually do this. I makes me scared for my daughter.
ickda: Teach em to fight, dirty and hard.
Throat punches, eye gouges. Nuts, teach em a good claw grip, and train there grip strength.
Rip and tear till it i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1645131168 | 1645218884 | t3_suz0z6 | t5_2to41 | 20,730 | jakobpinders: TIFU by taking a DNA test with my brother
This literally happened yesterday or at least the conclusion up until now did.
Me and my brother took 23&me tests for fun around Christmas time. When the results came back it suddenly showed us as being half siblings. Which thinking on it now makes sense as ... | 15 | 1,382 | |
1645131299 | 1645133483 | t3_suz2vw | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Weak_Jeweler3077: No one mistakes tequila for water for more than 2.5 microseconds?
Decepta698: This is why you should only drink good tequila, that silver shit is absolute rubbish.
Weak_Jeweler3077: You speak truths, but I'm still not mistaking ANY tequila for a mouthful of H2O!
... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1645131611 | 1645198469 | t3_suz7a8 | t5_2to41 | 2,905 | Own-Medium4984: TIFU by confessing to my crush and possibly dodging a bullet
About a week ago I (16M) confessed my feelings to my crush(16F), also a long time friend, and she turned me down. Me being who I am was cool with it and just kind of pretended I never confessed in the first place. But the way she turned me dow... | 20 | 145.25 | |
1645132278 | 1645138376 | t3_suzgz0 | t5_2to41 | 32 | calliecoping: TIFU by running the dishwasher
I moved to a new apartment/city/state in December so I could be closer to my family. (Went from seeing them twice a year to seeing them at least every other week!!) My apartment has a dishwasher, a luxury I did not have for four years. I had purchased cleaning supplies when ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1645133274 | 1645215686 | t3_suzuyn | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my phone at home
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MADDA_ON_REDITT: Maybe tell your parent what you did yourself. I think it is easier to hear it from you mounth than hearing it from someone else.
If you have means to do it gtfo of the house.
You have to be courageous op.
What is the worst thing, like the worst w... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1645133049 | 1645562659 | t3_suzrsy | t5_2to41 | 104 | Character-Wedding554: TIFU by playing Ram Ranch on my Restaurants speakers
Alright, so this was actually yesterday, but I still feel I need to post about it. So I am a line cook at a restaurant and one of my coworkers in the front of the house asked if anyone wanted to play music, so I said "yeah sure". I just click... | 4 | 26 | |
1645133971 | 1645141797 | t3_sv04c0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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KratomHelpsMyPain: For the love of God I hope you aren't in the US and the recipient of the random watermelon wasn't Black.
There are reasons HR wouldn't want random watermelon gifting to be a recurring thing.
zelda5820: No, he was very much white, and the recipient actually ... | 9 | 2.888889 | |
1645135557 | 1645143436 | t3_sv0qp0 | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: TIFU By not telling a prospective employer I am nonbinary and now they are begging me not to file charges
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VTArxelus: You didn't plan on taking the job. Just tell them to shut up and leave you alone. And tell your recruiter that in future they need to mention these kinds of ethical brain teasers ahe... | 7 | 14.857143 | |
1645137352 | 1645258016 | t3_sv1fwv | t5_2to41 | 2,008 | makenadettwiler: TIFU by not knowing what a dead body smells like
content warning: death
there’s been this smell in my apartment that i haven’t been able to pinpoint. kind of sickly sweet, like if moldy cookies and watermelon had been left in the sun way too long. or rotting mochi. i thought maybe i had left a snack ... | 8 | 251 | |
1645137850 | 1645140820 | t3_sv1mms | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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JuJuBee-: It’s not your fault, no, but…
Everybody is redeemable, no matter how rotten you or anyone else thinks they are. And I have a son with OCD and ASD, and I can tell you that when he was being bullied in middle school that he went to a very dark place in his pain and we alm... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1645138636 | 1647313337 | t3_sv1x4l | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU for doing a dare that landed me with Lewd charges.
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lemonashh: Contact Yale student affairs office or appropriate Dean. They have a lot of clout in New Haven and (if they want to) can get charges reduced to misdemeanor level.
If that doesn't work, get a **real lawyer** not just some recomme... | 6 | 8 | |
1645138953 | 1645150700 | t3_sv21xk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU taking an AncestryDNA test
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todd56: id contact ur dna dads family n blow his happy life up 😂 fuck him
Mr_Commando: Maybe a little bit of hush money
todd56: a little? fuck that id go big 😂 he said he'd kill his mom that was preggers
averagejoe0202: Did he though? This came from someone who's b... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1645139068 | 1645140646 | t3_sv23it | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my drugs to work and inside my parent’s car.
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JSAQ3: that’s in the past so why dwell on it. All that matters is you’re all good! Maybe don’t keep in a jacket for future reference lol
[deleted]: Oh I’m going to find a new spot for it right this minute. I won’t sleep until I make sure t... | 9 | 2.444444 | |
1645139840 | 1645220478 | t3_sv2dqj | t5_2to41 | 11 | dontlooksosurprised: TIFU accidentally looking crazy at the doctors
Please make me feel better…I need someone to make me feel better about this. So, I had to switch doctors because my husband, baby and I moved to a different state and I have severe ADHD requiring going in for med refills every month. Trying to set up i... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1645142116 | 1645233620 | t3_sv37ww | t5_2to41 | 202 | iampaul98: TIFU by getting stuck in some play equipment
I was at my brother's house, playing with him and his three sons. They have play equipment set up in their garden for them to climb, slide, swing etc.
They then challenged me to have a go. Stupidly I agreed and began crawling through this tunnel. I almost immedia... | 6 | 33.666667 | |
1645141470 | 1645143886 | t3_sv2zdz | t5_2to41 | 117 | yabayelley: TIFU by talking about going to a sex club while on a live recorded work call.
I was muted on a work call when I saw my boyfriend who has his work desk next to me making some kind of profile. When I asked what it was he said it was a profile for threesomes. I asked him if he thinks I'm really ready for that ... | 4 | 29.25 | |
1645143305 | 1645143742 | t3_sv3oif | t5_2to41 | 18 | Whole-Concentrate-40: TIFU by getting into a fist fight with a good friend of mine
About a week ago my and my 2 other friends T and Q were at our school. As we were roaming the halls T started to piss me off by shoving me, bumping into me for no reason, I hadn’t pissed them off prior, so I didn’t really know why they a... | 3 | 6 | |
1645147259 | 1645236702 | t3_sv52d8 | t5_2to41 | 21,852 | Yeoshua82: TIFU choking a girl in Kung fu class.
TLDR at the bottom.
This happened a couple hours ago. So I'm gonna try and get it out while it's fresh.
I recently turned 40 and after some encouragement from my teenager I got back into Kung Fu. It's been years but as he sees it. If I get into shape and out of the b... | 11 | 1,986.545455 | |
1645149166 | 1645157767 | t3_sv5q5h | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SirVallanstein: I think I seen this movie before.
IHaveNoUsernameSorry: Are you talking about that porno film called Wallace and Vomit The Right Trousers? /s
SirVallanstein: Who's got time to read title just click it, flick it and go about your day.
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1645151565 | 1645154917 | t3_sv6kcn | t5_2to41 | 23 | 7oiletduck: TIFU by letting my husband (33M) clean the bathroom
My husband is unorganized and haphazard. He has volunteered use of the master bathroom to me, which has a small, single shower, but I prefer the guest bathroom because i enjoy the room of the bath and storage. I upkeep my bathroom to my standards, which a... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1645153407 | 1645185447 | t3_sv7780 | t5_2to41 | 197 | TheSiege82: TIFU: By having sex with my wife after vaping thc…
This happened on valentines. Of course.
I usually vape thc to help me sleep. But if I just take a little and fool around after I’m usually super hard and cum super hard.
Well my wife was on top and while going at it I slipped out of her and she came down... | 7 | 28.142857 | |
1645154680 | 1645163982 | t3_sv7mpw | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Vast_Reflection: It sounds like you’re not ready to date. But hey, mental illness is no joke and she’s hopefully getting help now. I hope future dates go better!
[deleted]: I will take your comments about not dating into consideration.
FullBitGamer: Are you a robot? The above comm... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1645154881 | 1645290262 | t3_sv7p40 | t5_2to41 | 30 | JESonger: TIFU by accidentally racially insulting an employee
Actually, almost 20 years ago I needed work and applied at UPS for whatever they had. I impressed the interviewer enough that he made me a part-time supervisor. My new job was to keep my assigned area on track to absolutely process all packages by the shif... | 5 | 6 | |
1645153346 | 1645157916 | t3_sv76g1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | BloodDragonSniper: TIFU by tearing a muscle right before major competitions.
TLDR: I hurt my leg swimming, with Junior Olympics tomorrow, and varsity swimming sectionals on Wednesday.
I am currently in Utah for the junior Olympics in fencing, and competition is tomorrow. I also do varsity highschool swimming, and sect... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1645158112 | 1645209147 | t3_sv8r5v | t5_2to41 | 75 | shiroimusoka: TIFU by making out with a collegue on a dishwasher
Happened to me two weeks ago, I tought it had its place there. I work in a cafe thats located on the first floor of a university in the province of Quebec, Canada. Me(19M) and my coworker (F19) both had an opening shift from 5 am to 11 am. During our time... | 5 | 15 | |
1645160379 | 1647148089 | t3_sv9gg1 | t5_2to41 | 41 | yulyyyy: TIFU-I tried to go up to a girl and i fucked up
So theres this girl at school who's a year younger than me and is really pretty, and a few days ago while I was leaving school I caught her staring at me, I smiled at her and she smiled back at me (she tried to hide it), and yesterday she caught me staring at her... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1645160336 | 1645178042 | t3_sv9fyo | t5_2to41 | 4,751 | anonymityforme33: TIFU by not scratching my boob itch.
So this morning I was in a hurry as I was trying to get my morning going. Ya know, breakfast for the family, instructing the kids on how to properly dress themselves for the day, convincing my husband he doesn't need another video game or power tool while playing f... | 8 | 593.875 | |
1645160467 | 1645164384 | t3_sv9hyw | t5_2to41 | 40 | ThrowAwayFergs: TIFU by splitting my junk
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joodo123: I’m sorry, hentai mobile?
ThrowAwayFergs: At the time it was a hentai wrapped FRS lol
joodo123: Well asked and answered I guess.
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1645161257 | 1645166505 | t3_sv9qxc | t5_2to41 | 218 | fishiscute: Tifu by moaning accidentally during my Kung Fu session
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shiroxyaksha: Can someone write a tifu of being the instructor and pairing a 40 year old bald man with a 20 year old woman who moaned?
wasted-degrees: You’re assuming op is female.
shiroxyaksha: Check the other tifu lmao.
NYX_T_RYX: *the other... | 8 | 27.25 | |
1645166130 | 1645172522 | t3_svb6x3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | DnDRuinedMe: TIFU By Diving too Deep after D&D
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Whitetrashjoe: Are you new to life? It’s nbd dude, they clearly don’t care, why do you? I’m not being mean here but I think you’re way overthinking this.
DnDRuinedMe: I mean it's one thing when it's online, but it's another when it's in your personal life or ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1645170146 | 1645172745 | t3_svc9is | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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arnay493: I mean, I play Pokemon and I get what’s going on, but my god this needs some punctuation or spell check or something to make it readable
VegetableProcess590: Sorry lol I'm sleepy
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