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1645171960 | 1645173343 | t3_svcra1 | t5_2to41 | 277 | charlietheorca: TIFU by leaving a drunken surprise outside my friends door
This happened last month, still coming to terms with it.
So me and my three best mates recently moved in together, and i was on my second week of my new full time retail job. On my way home, i decide to get off my tram early and walk the r... | 4 | 69.25 | |
1645175623 | 1645208758 | t3_svdnnc | t5_2to41 | 20 | Purple-Try8602: TIFU almost killed my whole family with stuffing.
About 15 years ago I hosted Thanksgiving, it was the one and only time.
Did you know that the juice from the turkey while still raw can contaminate the stuffing rendering your whole family 10+ members at the doctor or hospital, many fainted & a few s... | 4 | 5 | |
1645165257 | 1645328373 | t3_svay87 | t5_2to41 | 355 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my wired earbuds in my brand new iphone 13 pro max after getting water in the lightning port
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CRX-Jackal: You take your phone in the shower ?!?!?
LAZ_EE: yeah, but usually only if im having a conversation with someone
lpzimmermann: How long do you stay in the shower if you have a whole... | 14 | 25.357143 | |
1645177511 | 1645216285 | t3_sve49z | t5_2to41 | 8,374 | Dangerous_Curve_8295: Tifu by getting with my 3 year long crush
This is a long story which takes lots of turns. The reason I’m writing this is because I feel helpless and depressed, and could use some advice. It all started exactly a month and a half ago. I (18M) woke up ready for work, checked my phone like i always d... | 23 | 364.086957 | |
1645180167 | 1645185080 | t3_svesud | t5_2to41 | 4 | avgJakob: TIFU by selling my graphics card
I built my current (and first!) PC in late 2020. I was extremely fortunate to have been able to purchase my GPU, a Reference RX 6800 XT, at launch. It ended up coming out to just under 950 CAD post-tax. Up till recently, it had served me quite well until I decided to try strea... | 4 | 1 | |
1645181003 | 1645199630 | t3_svf0jh | t5_2to41 | 21 | PeterPandaWhacker: TIFU doing shrooms for the first time
Obligatory saying this wasn't today, but a post on here reminded me of this experience.
My story begins in autumn a few years ago. It was a cold evening, about 4 degrees celcius, and in a park with a nice lake and a small beach of some sorts in front of it, wit... | 3 | 7 | |
1645187373 | 1645260347 | t3_svgtqm | t5_2to41 | 9 | Grand_Improvement108: TIFU by upsetting my GF when I brought up an idea
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iwanttobenora: Ruuuuuuuun.
Grand_Improvement108: Is this just too much to salvage?
iwanttobenora: Honestly I am 30 and been trough a lot before I settled down.
My partner has serious mental issues like DID and depression and and eating ... | 10 | 0.9 | |
1645186952 | 1645216587 | t3_svgp3u | t5_2to41 | 771 | ToughCookie00: TIFU by making a woman think my mom and I were plotting to kill my children
Compared to others, this is a harmless, funny fuck up that has had me and my mom laughing since it happened yesterday, so I thought I would share.
Important context: I own two dwarf hamsters that are getting older. One of them h... | 8 | 96.375 | |
1645192702 | 1645196051 | t3_svild4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | GuidancePrevious7461: TIFU by having sex with my fiancee
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SpicyCurryWackathon: It’s worse to hear your dad plouging your mom. Dad sounds like Master P when he nuts.
russty_shacklefordd: Make em say *Uhhhhh*
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1645192486 | 1645193291 | t3_sviijs | t5_2to41 | 204 | ZekeTheSky: TIFU by driving in the middle of what looked like a US gov convoy.
This happened to me yesterday.
I was on my way to work an unusual shift for me. I usually work earlier in the day and get my evenings free but yesterday I had a rare late shift. As I was coming up on the interstate I noticed a utility truc... | 3 | 68 | |
1645195145 | 1645475508 | t3_svjhsp | t5_2to41 | 1,146 | blue_binder: TIFU by trying to kiss a girl
The title sounds really bad, please read the whole post to get the full picture.
This happened a few years back, when I was in my first year of college (Europe, if that’s relevant). I never dated anyone and never really had a woman friend. I was not interested in a romantic r... | 8 | 143.25 | |
1645199507 | 1645268066 | t3_svl5wy | t5_2to41 | 2,590 | wworrall: TIFU By accidentally googling "Child Nudity"
Ugh... I think I'm on a list now... I was looking back on some of my memories on Facebook, and found a play I had done years ago when I was in school called "Criminal Genius" which was a part of a series called "Suburban Motel". I remembered there being another st... | 8 | 323.75 | |
1645199782 | 1645200593 | t3_svl9tu | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to college.
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xadrus1799: This is so hard to read that my brain hurts now.
Papazolaxoxo: Sorry.
xadrus1799: What are you studying on college?
Papazolaxoxo: I am a BBA student.
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1645199982 | 1645200227 | t3_svlciq | t5_2to41 | 10 | Fantastic-Ad-9112: TIFU Hit a pothole filled with water
Last night around 9:30 PM I was hanging out with a buddy of mine and grabbed some dinner. On the drive back I hit a massive pothole filled with water, it wasn’t the first time I hit a pothole but I knew from the sound it made this one was different. The worse part... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1645200161 | 1645214707 | t3_svlfnz | t5_2to41 | 26 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by being fiscally responsible
PreL;DR- This story started in the early 2000's and is never ending due to regret
I started working in school districts in 1996. I found that I enjoyed working with kids, especially listening to the experiences of Bosnian refugees and their families. I wanted to ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1645201456 | 1645235247 | t3_svlxpu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing a witch
Actually I was 17 when this happened. We went on a date. It was magical. She told me about her protection circles and such.
We worked together, and a few days later, I saw her flirting with the cook and being kinda distant from me.
This upset me.
Then it started raining. She com... | 4 | 1 | |
1645167145 | 1645264149 | t3_svbgpf | t5_2to41 | 52 | aberrantdementor: Tifu by learning electricity conduction the hard way
This happened 12 years ago, i was around 15 years old. Me and brother used to love making small projects using DC MOTOR and led lights. Now i had seen my brother use 9v battery before to power LED light and i had seen when he used a different batter... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1645204752 | 1645205785 | t3_svn9nd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU when I made out with my boss' boss' boss in front of his direct employee, my colleague and the whole pub
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Shlomo_-_Shekelstein: It would really help to have fictional names or at least add Male/Female to describe what happened. It's really hard to follow.
[deleted]: Thanks, I added the names.
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1645204599 | 1645209503 | t3_svn7jt | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by being fiscally irresponsible (an 18 million dollar judgment turned into a $320,000 house)
PreL;DR- The 18million dollar number is significantly misleading, and for that I apologize. But it tracks.
All apologies for the lengthy explanation of how this money even got into my stupid little ha... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1645206383 | 1645229384 | t3_svnvrq | t5_2to41 | 18,132 | throw_away_titties: TIFU by flashing my 12yo
Like the title says today I fucked up by flashing my poor unsuspecting kiddo. Dear Husband always let’s me sleep in on Fridays and takes the kiddos to private school in a different town. DH is a keeper and brings me coffee every single morning but occasionally sends the kids... | 15 | 1,208.8 | |
1645209741 | 1645210906 | t3_svp6d6 | t5_2to41 | 205 | kanekiorsasuke: TIFU by talking in another language to a classmate and made my teacher laugh her ass off
This happened just now. I'm literally laughing my balls off with my classmates. My friend in this class speaks the same language as me. I knew my teacher was indian but I thought she spoke a different language, and ... | 3 | 68.333333 | |
1645210703 | 1645212200 | t3_svpj59 | t5_2to41 | 22 | complikaity: TIFU with help from our tractor's roll bar
This happened at work around 11:00 this morning.
I work at a horse boarding barn, as I have for the larger part of the last three years. I don't people so well anymore and left my admin job to do manual labor and although I am poorer, I am infinitely happier. I ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1645213363 | 1645215856 | t3_svqjuz | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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plsacceptmythrowaway: Soooo he doesn't want to work things out? The man officially ended things with you, he cannot possibly expect you to stay in his basement after that.
Now, he supposedly wants to patch things up but *you* have to apologise to him?
kaiistriga: Yea pretty muc... | 10 | 4.9 | |
1645213800 | 1645243277 | t3_svqpka | t5_2to41 | 253 | IraFrostyBabe: TIFU by telling my manager I would plan his funeral.
Didn't happen today but a few weeks ago.
I work at a grocery store and work in our stock department. I'm kind of buddy buddy with the one manager. He picks on me being short (under 5 foot) and I'll just laugh and pick on him back.
The other day I c... | 7 | 36.142857 | |
1645214618 | 1645278833 | t3_svr1ga | t5_2to41 | 19,684 | Root_Head: TIFU by eating broccoli in front of my therapist
This post is going to require some background. So when I (27F) was born (0F), my mother (15F) was a very young mother. She wasn't ready for a baby and I'm told this is why she gave me to her grandmother (49F at the time). Her grandmother *really* liked broccol... | 16 | 1,230.25 | |
1645216587 | 1645250839 | t3_svrrzf | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Aggravating_Golf_931: She must have been pissed at you!
Electricityisgreat: Fr piss in her mouth lol
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1645217033 | 1645291636 | t3_svrxm0 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my flight destination and using a strongly scented shaving cream for non-shaving purposes
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highriskdriver: Girl Yas! *finger snaps* love a little preflight ho-tivity!
YannislittlePEEPEE: *guy
Vast_Reflection: I don’t see where it says the gender of the poster
YannislittlePEEPEE: ... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1645223424 | 1645249834 | t3_svscak | t5_2to41 | 225 | decolored: As someone who emotionally manipulated my first girlfriend while trying to pursue another, it’s not you, it’s him. He had mental health issues/insecurities that you cannot understand. This message is intended to help you cope; he wasn’t cheating because of your worth, instead because of his own. Very likely ... | 10 | 22.5 | |
1645218482 | 1645296757 | t3_svshf9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | damnwhatasillygoose: TIFU but forgetting my brother is dyslexic
My brother and I love each other a lot but we are also very different characters, so we have a we-don’t-talk-but-when-we-do-it’s-hilarious kind of relationship. He lives 4 hours away. He’s been dyslexic all his life and I have been semi-recently diagnosed ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1645221316 | 1645228376 | t3_svtjhb | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By choking my friend
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make_t0tal_destr0y: Should’ve done it the right way. Probably would’ve resulted in a much more favorable outcome.
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1645222163 | 1645248285 | t3_svtvnf | t5_2to41 | 73 | dmoses815: tifu by not knowing what BOGO meant
Now I’m not a stupid guy. I like words, my major is literally the study of language. But this…Anyways, this was my freshman year of college. As a broke college student, I was always on the lookout for those coupons on the back of receipts, magazines, etc. So I had found th... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1645222590 | 1645223595 | t3_svu1f0 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Jeremy2243: TIFU by going on a date and crapping my pants going home
First of all, my stomach is very sensitive to caffeine and junk food, I (17M) get the "I need to go to the toilet now" from a cheeseburger in 5mins.
So, Today I had my second date with the girl I'm seeing. First, we went to a nice coffee house, there... | 4 | 11 | |
1645224251 | 1645494474 | t3_svun2e | t5_2to41 | 54 | futurephysician: TIFU when I lost my shit with FedEx customer service unaware that my future company was listening in
Two things that might be worth knowing for context (but in no way justify what I did)
1. It was the day before my period, when my PMS is at my worst (and my emotions were an absolute disaster)
2. My hu... | 6 | 9 | |
1645226950 | 1645391466 | t3_svvlpi | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by streaming hentai in my online class
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HubblePie: I’d show up next time in an ahegao sweatshirt. You gotta own it.
BearsOnShrooms: This is the way
oliverdul: This is the way
Hysaky: It has to be this way
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1645233864 | 1645236685 | t3_svxx9e | t5_2to41 | 63 | justmybadopinion: TIFU on a Zoom call
During my 400th meeting with a client sent a private message to my coworker about someone who was rambling on the call, saying “NAME is excruciating”. He was presenting at the time, which I knew but foolishly assumed he’d have his Teams status set to DO NOT DISTURB so pop ups would... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1645223280 | 1656478745 | t3_svuaca | t5_2to41 | 15 | gimmemoarjosh: TIFU By thinking I had a stroke at work
So, obligatory, this didn't happen today but about about 3 weeks ago.
I was at work when this happened. It had been a very long and stressful week for us all on the paint line unloading. Basically in this part of the automotive manufacturing plant I work at, we re... | 5 | 3 | |
1645236562 | 1645243313 | t3_svyte7 | t5_2to41 | 460 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally finding the guy I was datings reddit account
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SilverLugia1992: How did you find his reddit account?
DrivewaymanPoteau: You looking too?
SilverLugia1992: No, asking 'cause if I ever get a gf, I'm gonna log off my account and never use it again and if I have to delete it, I will. ... | 5 | 92 | |
1645237218 | 1645238983 | t3_svz16b | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying ultrasonic toothbrushes
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TheFugitiveSock: I don’t understand why there’s a trigger warning for child abuse?
ProStrats: I'm not sure how these trigger warning things work, and I felt it might benefit those few who have extreme anxiety or mental problems related to child abuse.
Maybe n... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1645237420 | 1645237755 | t3_svz3h0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU I told a very personal thing to someone I thought was my friend
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Rainbow62993: This sounds like some middle school drama. Like I'm reading the script for an episode of Degrassi.
Elknud: Yeah! Replace “work” with “drama class in jr. high (or high school)” and that’s the real story.
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1645237909 | 1645246329 | t3_svz94f | t5_2to41 | 36 | sadmeeseeks: TIFU by spending the Bitcoin equivalent of $2 million+ USD on Webkinz furniture.
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bubba7557: And this is exactly how NFT owners will feel in a decade
sadmeeseeks: I don’t wish it on anyone but this is their warning. At least I still have some 2007 limited edition virtual Christmas couches to show ... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1645241001 | 1645245345 | t3_sw087k | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a key to start the coin-op washer. Now I'm being evicted.
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RagingLeonard: You're a thief, stop trying to change the narrative.
OriginalPugsly: Funny how ye have no problem with the landlord extorting in the first place.
RagingLeonard: Show me the extortion.
Evil_Creamsicle: Didn't you... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1645242005 | 1645245892 | t3_sw0j8l | t5_2to41 | 78 | RedditMcReddiface: TIFU by not checking the laundry
Preface: this was a couple days ago (just after Valentine’s Day).
My wife got some new underwear to surprise me for Valentine’s Day and needless to say, I was surprised and we had a great evening.
Couple days later, her family is visiting and I took the dog for a ... | 9 | 8.666667 | |
1645242361 | 1645295427 | t3_sw0n1s | t5_2to41 | 4,456 | chemicalwine: TIFU by using Veet Sensitive Care on my vagina & have chemically burned the entire area.
I’ve been dealing with unbelievable ingrown hairs since the pandemic started because I’m not risking death for a good brazilian wax. In retrospect, I should’ve just stuck with shaving/ razor bumps.
First of all,... | 13 | 342.769231 | |
1645242262 | 1645244713 | t3_sw0lza | t5_2to41 | 36 | shook-on-a-saturday: TIFU by being a stupid American and thinking I had severe reading comprehension issues
So I am pretty into horror stories and art, and recently like 4 people recommended I read Junji Ito (he is a manga/Japanese comic book artist who is known for his creepy art). The other day, my friend lent me her... | 3 | 12 | |
1645243631 | 1645274411 | t3_sw11n1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Sensitive_Search_190: TIFU by sleeping with both of my girlfriends sisters.
I will start this off by saying, when I was in college I was a bad bad man. I was a womanizer and a douchebag. Also, let’s just say I have a type.
College was a few years ago and I have since changed my ways.
I have been dating my current gi... | 6 | 3 | |
1645243425 | 1645244578 | t3_sw0zad | t5_2to41 | 21 | pretty-braindead: Tifu: by letting my husband walk our new dog
(warning: some could potentially find this graphic)
My husband and I adopted a new dog on Tuesday, a late Valentine's day present to each other as we have both been wanting a younger dog for a while now. We decided to go with a 5 month Anatolian Shepherd.... | 3 | 7 | |
1645244519 | 1645245891 | t3_sw1ba0 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Oldhanat000: TIFU: By playing with my self
To start the story my teachers are very consistent with their homework so sometimes I'm working on school work for hours on end. One week it got so bad that I basically ate and slept, and dreamed about homework. In this amount of time I was too tired to " relieve" myself so wh... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1645244929 | 1645246521 | t3_sw1ffh | t5_2to41 | 41 | Kitty91998: TIFU by trusting a random Redditor and in result, getting scammed
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jbuggydroid: Just curious. What made you decide to sell nudes? No shaming here
Kitty91998: I really didn’t put much thought into it (which became apparent that that was the issue) it was a very impromptu thing. I posted a selfie on ... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1645245564 | 1645247124 | t3_sw1ly6 | t5_2to41 | 33 | etaonia: TIFU.. looked through my moms phone
hello! i think me looking through my moms phone had to be something that i didn’t think would bring me this amount of guilt.
m’y mom is married to my dad and i’m their only kid.. i look through my moms phone and see on snapchat she is sexting with a british guy she met on ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1645247529 | 1645398516 | t3_sw26w4 | t5_2to41 | 6,605 | Throwawayforobv7: TIFU by joking after my brother confessed to incestious thoughts.
I 14m was having dinner with my family. It was a normal day, not very special or different. Not yet at least.
A few minutes after we started having dinner, my brother 19m confessed to having incestious thoughts about our mother 46f. He... | 14 | 471.785714 | |
1645247000 | 1645251955 | t3_sw218g | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by messaging the man listed as my father on my birth certificate
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EeiddKlabe: Good thing he’s not your dad. He sounds like a humorless jabroni.
turbocomppro: He would be (humorous) if it weren’t for the US courts. There are women out there looking for a pay day like this. If this dude’s mom (no... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1645248982 | 1645252382 | t3_sw2lh9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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loc_nessmonster0: Why on earth did you just run away? This all could’ve been solved if you just apologized and said you’d be right back with the braille menu
lightlybaked: Dude thats the thing, I don’t fucking know. Why would I run away??? I panicked so much and made it worse Lol
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1645250992 | 1645277801 | t3_sw34yv | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LegendOmegaX: Hey, I think I read the woman's version of this where she wrote about posting nudes and getting DMed by a coworker.
Devi1_May_Cry: I kinda sorta remember a GoneWild post from a woman who made the comment that she hoped her coworker was looking. Or something. I don't ... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1645254571 | 1645398916 | t3_sw42ip | t5_2to41 | 33 | shit_poster9000: TIFU by ignoring some itchy marks on my legs
Been moved out of my folks home for over half a year, about 2-4 months into it I noticed that I was getting some strange ich y marks all over my legs, they looked like mosquito bites but without the welt, and were in spots impossible for a mosquito to easily... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1645254958 | 1645257316 | t3_sw462s | t5_2to41 | 28 | temporaryfix440: TIFU By mixing up some ashes.
I work in healthcare logistics, one of the services we provide to our hospital systems are courier services.
Every week on Fridays we collect creamated remains and return them to their families. Now I'm not sure if these are the donated to science bodies or what but that... | 4 | 7 | |
1645256539 | 1645381635 | t3_sw4km2 | t5_2to41 | 64 | orwegoagain: TIFU by getting fired by my divorce lawyer
Yeah, right as we're going into settlement (finally) after a year long separation and what my (M41) now ex-lawyer calls the top 1% of nasty divorces. It took a miracle to get her (F38) to come to the table and now right as the first counter offer is made, my lawye... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1645262173 | 1645299216 | t3_sw5zjd | t5_2to41 | 227 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love with my best friend.
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CompanyOfAngels: You were not getting strung along at all both of you made your feeling clear from the start. She told you she couldn't love you like you wanted her to. It's unfortunate you loved her. I'd recommend a film called Chasing Amy.
I think she... | 7 | 32.428571 | |
1645267258 | 1645300965 | t3_sw7a1b | t5_2to41 | 7,404 | WeAgreed2Disagree: TIFU inviting my ex gf
This morning I took my parents on a tour of the city. It was their first time visiting me since I've moved out. I live near the beach now and people riding around on bicycles is a popular activity, especially for tourists. I figured it would be fun for the family, so I booked 4... | 8 | 925.5 | |
1645269298 | 1645277597 | t3_sw7t02 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by being inexperienced in sex
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sld126: Go watch about 4 hours of porn.
rediffany: I think I need it
usxgvoeyknoejpfqvz: This is really bad advice. Porn teaches all sorts of unhealthy relationship and interpersonal sexual habits.
My advice is work on your communication before and during sexual ... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1645274148 | 1645327418 | t3_sw944c | t5_2to41 | 10,355 | gpg710: TIFU by showing my barber my wife’s glorious plugged booty
This happened just an hour ago.
I just got back from a short business trip and decided to drop by my local barber before heading home.
While getting my haircut, I was chatting with my wife when things started to heat up. Now in between chats, I was fl... | 11 | 941.363636 | |
1645276498 | 1645323629 | t3_sw9trm | t5_2to41 | 84 | breadboy666: TIFU by spending 10,000 Pounds of my dads money on hookers and drugs
Obligatory this didnt happen today but rather on Thursday night, just need to get this off my chest somehow.
I recently moved to the UK after finishing Uni and have been working 50h a week since i arrived. I moved here due to a break-up ... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1645276504 | 1645379059 | t3_sw9tu7 | t5_2to41 | 675 | Zima2k: TIFU by falling in love with a girl from tinder too quickly
So i began like 9 Days ago, she texted mi first on tinder, she was cute and it was very fun texting her. After a 5-6 Days she told me that she really liked me and that she would like to meet me at my house. So yeasterday i drove to her and then we drov... | 6 | 112.5 | |
1645275885 | 1645318065 | t3_sw9muy | t5_2to41 | 292 | dicktreeson: TIFU by not buying two baskets
I brought a cute wicker basket for my cats with the intention of lining it, making a mattress for it etc. My cat Munchkin took to it immediately, she loves it when I put an old peice of fabric over it to make it like a tent. She has been sleeping in it on and off all day.
Th... | 10 | 29.2 | |
1645283158 | 1645323907 | t3_swc2k7 | t5_2to41 | 2,057 | kahmikaiser: TIFU by trusting my earbuds
TL;DR - Bluetooth earbuds disconnected right when a woman screamed "Fuck my ass!"
It's a Saturday morning. And it's a good time to rub one out.
So I do as I always do, get my Bluetooth earbuds, go to the bathroom, shut both doors, and get it on. I've got a family and I don't l... | 7 | 293.857143 | |
1645284350 | 1645289772 | t3_swch88 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU Sitting next to the kid who hummed in the key of C-sharp perfectly
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samuelgato: I don't get it, what is hard or unusual about singing C#, are you saying he was singing it in a lower octave, or?? It's not like it's any harder to sing C# than it is any other note
jesusvsaquaman: It's not unusual ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1645286206 | 1645287366 | t3_swd4h0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | vgavaldo: TIFU by finger banging my doodle
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AppropriateIntern5: I'm calling the police
StayFrostyxD: I'm calling the FBI
AnotherNicePerson: Homeland Security being called by me
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1645284628 | 1645287756 | t3_swckmb | t5_2to41 | 21 | Sentexi: TIFU by missing a flight by two minutes
So this happened back in 2018:
I was going on vacation to Lanzarote, one of the Canary Islands west to Africa. Since I had some exams to attend my family went there a week earlier and I was to join them.
The flight went early in the morning at around 6 am. Instead of ta... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1645287565 | 1645339329 | t3_swdmrh | t5_2to41 | 9,658 | [deleted]: TIFU by whizzing on my girlfriend (and also giving her a black eye)
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Economics_Troll: Who pees without aiming? Especially not being able to see a toilet at all since someone was sitting on it?
“Yeah I’ll just piss everywhere, clean it up in the morning…”
Disgusting.
bigmacjames: The trick is makin... | 8 | 1,207.25 | |
1645288142 | 1645343093 | t3_swdup2 | t5_2to41 | 161 | Handsome-_-awkward: Tifu by sending my kid to her room
I have been married for over 10 years. I think very highly of my wife. She is a great woman. She is an only child and she had a child at 22 with some loser. Said child is 14 now and I have been her step father for 10 years. She is an only child of and only child. S... | 9 | 17.888889 | |
1645289673 | 1645325490 | t3_sweetk | t5_2to41 | 5 | anastaseaaww: TIFU One day ruined five years of work
Have you ever made plans for tomorrow, for a month or for a year? but things aren't going the way you want. Oh, yes, everything didn't go according to plan today. today it turned out that I had been building up my eyelashes for five years and earned myself back probl... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1645290020 | 1646780228 | t3_swejoc | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting on Muppet Babies, only for the series finale to air [Spoiler]
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SalamiMommie: My sons favorite show. I’ll cry
NotSmug: Ikr, we switched to Sesame Street. 52 Seasons of educational and emotional learning.
Much better IMO
SalamiMommie: I’m actually crying. Dang
| 4 | 5 | |
1645291855 | 1645292250 | t3_swf7rh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a man
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dirttoad: You can transition, you just have to go out there and find, then take the opportunities for it
dirttoad: Also please get therapy
| 3 | 2 | |
1645295417 | 1645296820 | t3_swgjnv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a wonderful woman an STI without her foreknowledge
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PM_ME_YOUR_PALE_TITS: Mmm if that's not criminal it should be. You completely ruined her sex life for your own selfish desire.
mazer_rack_em: Herpes is very very common and definitely doesn’t “completely ruin” your sex life
shadesofw... | 12 | 0.583333 | |
1645295629 | 1645305011 | t3_swgme5 | t5_2to41 | 41 | straulin: TIFU by opening a sewer cleanout
Obligatory: Happened last night, and posting from phone so please excuse formatting.
Since February of 2021, we have been renovating a historic house on Main Street in our hometown. We had to replace all the mechanicals prior to moving in. We moved in the day before Thanksgi... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1645296471 | 1645305292 | t3_swgx6z | t5_2to41 | 198 | MrYeetPeet: TIFU by using the wrong toilet?
So, 3 pieces of background info background information. 1. My stomach, for whatever reason, reacts very poorly to strawberry flavoured milk. But I love it. Hands-down my favourite drink. 2. Im in a shared bathroom flat in uni (usually not bad, everyone is relatively clean so ... | 11 | 18 | |
1645296919 | 1645297706 | t3_swh2wk | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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alisterandrewz7: Hey man, please don’t do any of that. Ik it’s cliché but it will get better. As someone who’s constantly rejected by women, let me tell when you aren’t rejected, and you’re content with that relationship, it makes it all worth the while
jenvonlee: Even better, don... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1645299164 | 1645300839 | t3_swhx08 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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wcmwcm: This entire story is a lie... you know how I know?
How do you know he wrote your name in his notebook?
Also, no self respecting soldier (let alone man) is going to follow up getting punched in the face with "I'll show you!!" Unless he's a made up character in a very sad, s... | 3 | 1 | |
1645300706 | 1645301388 | t3_swi9t1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | cben27: The top 3 hot posts right now are about a butt plug, pissing on someone, and incest.
penguin-harem: Right but this post doesnt include you fucking up. Just you complaining. So its still the wrong sub.
cben27: Yeah title should have been "TIFU by visiting this trash sub reddit"
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1645300246 | 1645302770 | t3_swiau0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | W-a-SG: TIFU by taking 3 times the reccomended melatonin dose
Backstory: Since I was in high-school I could barely sleep by myself without being cursed with nightmares, waking up at least 2-3 times a night, and being a light sleeper. Especially if I'm hungry. So naturally I take melatonin gummies before bed to help me ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1645300878 | 1645358555 | t3_swijnv | t5_2to41 | 18,503 | smokeywokeypokey: TIFU by showing my tattoo artist my genitals
not today, about 14 years ago.
I was getting a tattoo on the side of my calf, so i decided to put on a pair of old cut off jeans I had. I used to wear these to gigs, parties and sessions and over time I chopped off the calves because they became frayed, I ... | 11 | 1,682.090909 | |
1645301323 | 1645319716 | t3_swipmj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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phucctyler: i want to know what the movie is
quiet__is__violent: Samee
| 3 | 2 | |
1645303732 | 1645304625 | t3_swjj2a | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU in an Activities Game
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RichLowLife: This isn’t really embarrassing - You just felt embarrassed.
bluberriesandcheese: Yeah but I can't help but think about making him feel embarrassed aswell
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1645306511 | 1645314083 | t3_swkj7x | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking too much last night, spending hours on Reddit, and accidentally making myself extremely anxious
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thumbtwiddlerguy: Forgive yourself.
Then remember this moment is the first minute of the rest of your life. Go get after it.
Splatt3rman: This really is the mentality that helped me lo... | 3 | 8 | |
1645310201 | 1645373924 | t3_swlu99 | t5_2to41 | 21 | TkXKORE: TIFU by opening a cheese stick
with a lighter.
It was a nice Saturday afternoon after working out. Weights, treadmill, all the goodies. I exhausted myself to the absolute max that day. My legs ached and my arms felt like noodles. Okay normal stuff, right? Yes. Absolutely normal. Also, that Saturday afternoon... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1645249439 | 1645325104 | t3_sw2psz | t5_2to41 | 119 | SinisterGr1n: TIFU by making a woman think I was her daughter's killer
This happened years ago. I had been working in a coffee shop part time for several months when one day we were informed that one of our coworkers had been killed in a hit and run. Absolutely tragic, as are all untimely deaths, but she was only seven... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1645315205 | 1646031677 | t3_swnk2j | t5_2to41 | 5 | Slimshadyyy44: TIFU by me and my bf making food at 23:20 at night, while waking the neighbours up.
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Gingers_got_no_soul: omg post something new
Slimshadyyy44: When I think of something I will
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1645318528 | 1645321614 | t3_swonxk | t5_2to41 | 974 | magnificent-giraffe: TIFU by looking at porn while at church.
I can still feel my heart racing. So I’m a disability support worker and the person I support goes to Sunday church. I’m a bit of a non-believer and I was just sitting, a bit uncomfortable, playing on my phone for a bit of comfort, while she socialised with ... | 11 | 88.545455 | |
1645319964 | 1645335665 | t3_swp54o | t5_2to41 | 20 | starredkiller108: TIFU by getting a dog overly excited.
For context, this event happened at 7:00 AM today.
So, let me start this off with a backstory. A few weeks ago, I applied for a job at a dog daycare center, which in case you don't know is a daycare where people drop off their dogs to do whatever for however long... | 4 | 5 | |
1645321656 | 1645351370 | t3_swpop1 | t5_2to41 | 395 | Loveme_or_nott: TIFU by accidentally showing my boss my sexy pics
I (23f) work in a children's toy store. This afternoon I was working with my manager and one of the shift leaders. I recently reconnected with an old friend who now has a 9-month-old baby boy. My friend and her fiancé came to stay the weekend at my house... | 7 | 56.428571 | |
1645323037 | 1645366697 | t3_swq5k6 | t5_2to41 | 7,840 | -usernamewitheld-: Tifu having sex on 2nd date
Just home from her (37f) house and I (38m) am still laughing.
So story goes fairly straight forward. Had a meal, watched a comedy gig, got a little hot n heavy in the car, drive her home and invited for coffee. All going well.
I don't normally do this (I am a redditor af... | 8 | 980 | |
1645323194 | 1645417201 | t3_swq7e1 | t5_2to41 | 1,706 | idonefuckedupbadly: TIFU getting an 18 year old pregnant
I'm 40. Throwaway for obvious reasons and this happened a little bit ago. Baby isn't here yet. I don't need a fucking lecture either, I know what I did was stupid and I regret it every fucking moment of the day.
So I have been a single parent for almost a decade... | 13 | 131.230769 | |
1645323684 | 1645324671 | t3_swqczc | t5_2to41 | 15 | RegiTigeR95: TIFU by planning a date night and then got drunk and passed out before it even started
I (M26) used to not make very much money. I was scraping by in the middle of a pandemic. Then I got a better job, but overspent, and I’m now becoming more financially literate and getting rid of debt. Through all of this... | 3 | 5 | |
1645327290 | 1645368555 | t3_swrhyp | t5_2to41 | 16 | disturbed_elmo1: TIFU by getting black out drunk at a party.
TIFU. Actually last night I fucked up. I’m in my last year of school, we had mock tests this whole week and it was a friends 18th, so to celebrate she had a party. I got completely shit faced last night, at a party with friends. I literally cannot remember an... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1645328936 | 1645334792 | t3_swrrno | t5_2to41 | 4 | AdNecessary9891: You might be right, I didn't really know what to do there except just keep driving, but I also don't know what they'd do if anything with me being a guy scared from a girl following him 😅
throwaway87pickles: NEVER drive home if you’re being followed. Drive literally anywhere else.
AdNecessary9891: I s... | 4 | 1 | |
1645371381 | 1645465101 | t3_swssqk | t5_2to41 | 33 | slapshots1515: Four hours, not twelve. It would be normal to expect her to sleep for at least eight.
And the reason people are downvoting is that they think *calling the police* is a severe overreaction by helicopter parents who are being too protective of their “little baby girl.” She’s not a child, she’s out on her... | 25 | 1.32 | |
1645337977 | 1645352312 | t3_swumfc | t5_2to41 | 33 | blurpng: TIFU by telling my father i used voice typing
idk if this counts as there is no real consequence but its something that bothers me
Basically I, (20M) just finished a full week of exams and now having a full week of homeworks and mid semester group project.
One of the lecturers took a day off from his 3rd d... | 3 | 11 | |
1645340464 | 1645344011 | t3_swv9l5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | captainwho867: TIFU by destroying my free truck.
Today I (m18) dented the FUCK out of my new to me (2009 Nissan Titan)
I had my lunch break at work I was trying to get some McDonalds and make it back in time.
Make it to the second window dude tells me to pull forward into the food pickup spot. So I pull forward and... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1645342708 | 1645374839 | t3_swvtwf | t5_2to41 | 649 | TheRichAlder: TIFU by Pretending to be Stood Up
So today I decided I'd look cute and eat out at a nice restaurant I frequent often. I go in and this place is **swamped**. 35 minute wait for a table. So I quietly said table for one to the seating guy and he's like "okay table for two," because it's loud as hell in there... | 7 | 92.714286 | |
1645342918 | 1645344801 | t3_swvvqw | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring my kids
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Nuclear_Mouse: Yeah dude. You fucked up.
I'm doing my time with the depression thing, but I'd never lash out like that, especially if I had kids that were present.
Your wife is correct. You need to be away for a little bit. Get your help. If you need any motivation for get... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1645345883 | 1645392518 | t3_swwn1m | t5_2to41 | 476 | coolguylogs: TIFU by sending my roommate to the hospital
Let me preface this by saying I’ve never felt worse about anything else I’ve ever done in my entire life, and I’m incredibly upset right now and feel terrible.
So my roommates decided to go out tonight to a birthday party while I DD’d my other friends to bars i... | 5 | 95.2 |
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