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1645349893 | 1645383040 | t3_swxmtr | t5_2to41 | 5 | musicalcheezit: TIFU by flushing an apple core down the toilet and fucking up the plumbing.
Basically the title. I had just eaten an apple and it happened in the spur of the moment. I was originally going to throw it in the kitchen trash so the cats couldn't get to it, but before I'd even thought it over it was gone. M... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1645352057 | 1645353741 | t3_swy6f7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming infatuated with my coworker
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Omgporkchop: Sounds like a mid-life crisis, honestly. I'm not therapist, however if it's effecting your life negatively, and you cannot do anything to stop it, then maybe you need therapy.
metaldragon2002: Not only therapy but he needs to tell his gf tha... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1645353110 | 1645376859 | t3_swyfqa | t5_2to41 | 8,445 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mr3Jays: There was no toilet paper or towels?
Enderdragoninabucket: nope in Pakistan there is no toilet paper only bidets
kearnel81: So If you took a shit. And the water ran out. How are you meant to wash your ass
Knorkebroetsche: You eat it!
Jarbonzobeanz: Every day we stray furt... | 14 | 603.214286 | |
1645355650 | 1645356831 | t3_swz2y2 | t5_2to41 | 32 | RustyPinkSpoon: TIFU by having some alone time with my husband
Technically it was Yesterday IFU, but still. So, with it having been Valentine’s Day and my birthday this week, my husband and I decided to spend some time together if you catch my drift.
Earlier in the day, my husband had been at an appointment with the ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1645355998 | 1645377384 | t3_swz63q | t5_2to41 | 1,236 | Thedarthlord895: TIFU By forgetting my shampoo
So, I woke up like an hour ago because I had to use the restroom. While i'm in the bathroom I decide "ya know what, Now is an AMAZING time to take a shower."
So I strip naked, start the water, and remember something: I left my shampoo in the other room! I just got in earl... | 5 | 247.2 | |
1645357503 | 1645360013 | t3_swzjhg | t5_2to41 | 30 | WhisperinStoryteller: TIFU with my weirdly named folders (nsfw)
So this happened on Friday but I’ll tell anyway. Also please note that I’m on mobile and my native isn’t English.
Before we can go to the fuck up I have to tell that I’m in Uni and one of my teachers looks like some sort of stereotypical 70’s porn star wi... | 3 | 10 | |
1645357177 | 1645361416 | t3_swzgjn | t5_2to41 | 8 | _Speedemon_: TIFU by not turning my phone off
This is one of the strangest stories that has ever happened to me, this may seem like the fakest story on Reddit and I don’t blame you for thinking that, if I heard this I wouldn’t believe it myself.
So some context, I’m a 14 yr old M that lives with my family and my ro... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1645364722 | 1645381932 | t3_sx1l2s | t5_2to41 | 4 | astranamia: TIFU by ignoring a mosquito coil and nearly burning the house down
So this happened fairly recently, more specifically a few hours ago. Every night I always light up mosquito coils (those spiral things you set on fire to keep mosquitoes away) and it's always been something I did for years. This time would b... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1645366194 | 1645397772 | t3_sx224z | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ProvacativeSoloCup: You’re an asshole dude.. I mean I did the same thing but that was when I was 17 in hs and also I didn’t abruptly say “I think we should be friends “ after acting like I liked her
rem3_1415926: Don't assume things, I was 19 when I first "talked to a girl" at all... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1645366329 | 1645368228 | t3_sx23qy | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Anon-8148400: Well this should be obvious but.... delete this post for starters.
RudeOwl9: why do you say that, i'm telling my fuck up
Anon-8148400: You are admitting to a crime online. If what you are saying is true, it he police will take your phone. They will see this post wh... | 4 | 1 | |
1645368597 | 1645369531 | t3_sx2ubm | t5_2to41 | 8 | Throwaway81734792: TIFU by not reading the warning dialog and wiping the SSD of my dad's work and personal PC
This happened ~30 minutes ago and I don't know what the fuck to do.
Clarification that this is a throwaway account because it might include sensible info that I don't want to be associated with if people searc... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1645368266 | 1645406864 | t3_sx2qdp | t5_2to41 | 39 | SuddenlyPeachSky: TIFU by eating toaster strudels
Literally just happened.
I woke up about an hour ago. I did the usual: scroll through my phone for a bit and then went downstairs to take my medication and get some breakfast so I don’t end up starving myself.
My sister went grocery shopping yesterday and bought a fai... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1645368797 | 1645452657 | t3_sx2wpu | t5_2to41 | 173 | johnj86: TIFU By running through a wildlife corridor in pitch black and getting tracked by a wolfpack.
I've been training to run a marathon and one of my biggest challenges is finding fun places to run. I prefer running to be a bit of an adventure so that I can focus on the journey and think less about the actual runni... | 6 | 28.833333 | |
1645370375 | 1645405008 | t3_sx3gdt | t5_2to41 | 118 | HammerBgError404: TIFU by robbing a pizza store
My Father has a birthday today and i wanted to surprise him with some pizza. Orders one family-size pepperoni and one beef burger, went to grab then and i saw a old classmate of mine working there. All happy to see her and we chatted for a bit. Well time to pay and go hom... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1645371161 | 1645387050 | t3_sx3qih | t5_2to41 | 35,308 | guy-milshtain: TIFU by cheating on my wife with a fictional woman
I'm not a native speaker of Da Inglish so please bear with me.
TL;DR at the bottom as this sub requires a minimum of 750 characters per post.
A couple of days ago my wife had a dream where I cheated on her and later leaving her to live with the other... | 21 | 1,681.333333 | |
1645371207 | 1645372324 | t3_sx3r44 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Pwydde: Got caught up reading shower bottles
[deleted]: Yeah, I feel like a jackass, but in my defense.. the weak defense I have... it was a 5 in 1 male shampoo.
OkVolume1: That's 5 things in one. You can't not read about that.
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1645417935 | 1645883007 | t3_sx3qvo | t5_2to41 | -4 | sxespanky: It was more expression - since the above comment said I can't nearly have anything since everything contains milk. No I'm not vegan - but 95% of my food is vegan ( still a huge step forward for animal rights though), minus a random home cooked grilled chicken. No need to get your panties in a twist over it.
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1645372812 | 1645373867 | t3_sx4cen | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by engaging a horny rando on insta
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triffidsarecool: Report to the police. Its a known scam and is extortion.
baxtermcsnuggle: I will. I just feel very foolish. I usually mess around with scammers like this, but the pattern was just different enough that I didn't recognize the risk.
triffidsare... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1645373201 | 1645397343 | t3_sx4ico | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by unintentionally revealing my crush on a co-worker
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4_string_troubador: Yeah, you're going to be having a chat with HR.....
MapleDaddy_: and hopefully his wife as well
4_string_troubador: I doubt his wife will be in much of a mood to talk...he's going to be lucky to not end up talking to her ... | 4 | 2 | |
1645371091 | 1645730440 | t3_sx3pli | t5_2to41 | 6 | Setthegodofchaos: TIFU by....well I'm not sure
TIFU BY....well I'm not sure.
So this was last night, but since I was up all night, it just feels like a continuation of yesterday.
So I hung out with a friend of mine with my family, and while my dad and brother put together a tv stand, me, my friend, and my mom talke... | 4 | 1.5 | |
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Danny_ODevin: I think you also have some mental issues to work through, my friend.
DeviantBro: After this I'm sure. I just wanted to love this girl man. Maybe I was a bit blind from who I thought she was vs what her actions showed
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1645376676 | 1645389308 | t3_sx5u94 | t5_2to41 | 28 | OptimalOpportunity38: TIFU by not being able to stay up after just getting back with my ex-gf of 1 year
I hate myself. I do. So I’m 21 and she’s 20. We’re both juniors in college. At the beginning of my Sophomore year (fall 2020) I was having issues staying hard whenever we initiated sex. I became frustrating for her b... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1645378312 | 1645390239 | t3_sx6gqc | t5_2to41 | 84 | WWWHHMMM: TIFU by accidentaly removing someone else top reddit post
This happend right now and I don't know what to do. So a little background information. I'm fairly new to reddit and english is not my first language. I watched rSlash for months and I thought I had a perfect storry for a subbreddit. Not saying whicg o... | 7 | 12 | |
1645381391 | 1645386192 | t3_sx7no9 | t5_2to41 | 225 | [deleted]: TIFU by changing my name to a slur
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NeedleworkerNo4025: I understand why you won’t post your name, but that’s literally all I want to know right now
bbburmah: I am white and it's something that connotes violence to African Americans. It's incredibly not great
\*Edit: I'm not actually American, I'm ... | 5 | 45 | |
1645381464 | 1645382044 | t3_sx7omu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring my bfs breakdown
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liberalsarentsmart42: That’s fucked hope he finds someone worth his time
SugarVxn: Thank you, I do realize it was unacceptable on my end. This is a moment in our time together, don’t judge too harshly
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1645384321 | 1645417671 | t3_sx8s34 | t5_2to41 | 305 | haoken: TIFU by jerking off in my girlfriend’s parent’s shower
Obligatory: this happened today.
So I’m visiting my girlfriend’s parents a couple states over this weekend because I have work off for the holiday. They live in kind of an 80’s style townhome with all the bedrooms upstairs, but only a single bathroom whic... | 5 | 61 | |
1645387285 | 1645532354 | t3_sx9xox | t5_2to41 | 351 | machingatodos: TIFU by telling my 2yo that she isn’t a testicle
Earlier today, my 2 year old comes up to me and says “daddy I’m (a) testicle” and I burst out laughing and said where did you hear that? She ignores me and repeats what she is a few times. I say to her “you are anything but that. You’re wonderful. You’re n... | 6 | 58.5 | |
1645387393 | 1645396491 | t3_sx9z8n | t5_2to41 | 99 | AloriKk: TIFU by washing a dish and destroying 8+years of nuance
Just happened last last night, and I feel pretty shitty about it, but my friends keep assuring me there isn't any way I should or could have known.
I had arrived home late and found my way into the kitchen, I had a couple dishes in the sink and I have a... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1645390670 | 1645414136 | t3_sxb79h | t5_2to41 | 20 | notphillip52: TIFU by willfully ignoring to put a tarp on my tent
So this actually happened two years ago but I'm still paying the price. I went on a week long camping trip with my friends and didn't have my own tent with me, so my gf let me borrow her family's tent. Little did I know it didn't come with a tarp, whi... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1645393437 | 1645435544 | t3_sxc8l7 | t5_2to41 | 7,370 | cassandrakeepitdown: TIFU by misunderstanding my drug dealer's lingo
Sorry to be cliché but this, predictably, did not occur today, but years ago.
So, I was a heavy skunk (very strong cannabis) smoker at the time and my dealer used to text deals of the day or whatever, with these absolutely absurd names that got mo... | 13 | 566.923077 | |
1645397347 | 1645401602 | t3_sxdp02 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: tifu by calling my ex drunk FOUR times, not being let in to the club bcs I was absolutely shit faced and peeing myself on the way back home
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ecstaticadventure: Okay, that's a life lesson, not necessarily a tifu. We've all been there, OP. We've all learned from it. Or at least most of us. Some?
t... | 13 | 1.307692 | |
1645387336 | 1645458302 | t3_sx9yem | t5_2to41 | 11 | No-Meet-5726: TIFU by being very forthcoming and being very transparent about my feelings what should I do
So, I am a freshmen in a university and so is my crush. We have yet to meet in person because we study in an intl uni and didn't leave our home countries yet due to covid. Anyways, we started chatting online and I... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1645397858 | 1645826998 | t3_sxdvnv | t5_2to41 | 37,059 | dacod76288: TIFU by not logging out of Amazon
I (41M) always use my wife's (39F) Amazon account when ordering because she has Amazon Prime. On Saturday, I ordered some Computer parts and then left to go shopping. I usually always log out off Accounts like that because our kids already gave us an expensive lesson with m... | 22 | 1,684.5 | |
1645398519 | 1645406974 | t3_sxe4xm | t5_2to41 | 20 | Jeskid14: TIFU by asking a customer rep for their handle
Hey so this just happened an hour ago. I was calling customer service for an issue with my account. They had a friendly introduction, jotted down my information and tried to resolve the issue. Unfortunately it required an escalation request from the lead. While w... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1645400250 | 1645403699 | t3_sxeqzk | t5_2to41 | 99 | GretaGonGorgon: TIFU by sending my friend a supportive message and getting blocked
I met a wonderful lady and developed a friendship with her but she has been struggling with her mental health and decided she needed some space from me because we were starting to develop feelings (she admitted to liking me first) so I d... | 8 | 12.375 | |
1645403169 | 1645405074 | t3_sxfrh4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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akrobert: You drove while under the influence. Don’t try to make it sound like you didn’t do anything wrong because you did. People are hit by and killed by people all the time who only had acouple drinks and thought they were fine to drive.
big-klit: 2 drinks is legal though
akro... | 5 | 2 | |
1645403970 | 1645449102 | t3_sxg0so | t5_2to41 | 11,668 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Evilux: This is so wild. Whatever happens I hope you still stay in contact with him, tho. Seems like a solid friend.
Mistbiene: He is the best. Always helps no questions asked. Always messages me when he sees something in the local student sellers group. Drives me where ever even ... | 13 | 897.538462 | |
1645406194 | 1645407561 | t3_sxgsps | t5_2to41 | 28 | SativaLord420: TIFU By Buying Myself a Lottery Ticket
Flashback to a few years ago...
I head to the Circle K to buy myself a 40 ounce (back when I was drinking);
There's a kid outside and he asks me if I can buy him a lottery ticket. I stupidly oblige. Take the cash from him and go in. Grab my Mickey's and walk up to... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1645405861 | 1645416548 | t3_sxgozr | t5_2to41 | 207 | oscarthethrowawayy: TIFU by walking to my lab
Obligatory this happened my first week of college, six months ago, but I thought I would share.
I go to a big school. And by big school I mean a massive student body, walk a mile just to get from one class to another big school. Great for a workout, the freshman 15 does no... | 3 | 69 | |
1645411326 | 1645451420 | t3_sxiicf | t5_2to41 | 2,671 | dexter992: TIFU by poking fun at a coworker for going on vacation constantly
I work for a relatively small construction company. 10 guys. Everyone is 40-50 years old except me (m22) and one older guy we’ll say Joe (m65ish).
Joe is pretty much aloud to come and go as he pleases, take lots of vacation, leave early etc.... | 11 | 242.818182 | |
1645411871 | 1645468532 | t3_sxiodq | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU with a Brazilian
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NaelSchenfel: I'm just here to ask you people to specify what you're talking about on the post title, because before I read the post itself I was like "oh no, what have we done this time?" lol
Fonazo: They call brazilian wax a full shave
Luccacalu: Lmao, I wonder why it's call... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1645413049 | 1645449937 | t3_sxj35o | t5_2to41 | 312 | Physicswhiz: TIFU by telling my son the Sun was going to turn into a giant and swallow the earth.
So, my son (4y.o.) loves for me to read to him, and we read 3 or so books every night before bed. I love that he loves reading and try to steer him toward educational books, or at least stories with a meaning. So when som... | 6 | 52 | |
1645414323 | 1645414855 | t3_sxja8z | t5_2to41 | 6 | CompleteInsect8373: Your acting like one of the women you are "talking about"
Alone_Following_8751: No he's not that is one of the women 😆
CompleteInsect8373: Your comment makes no sense
Alone_Following_8751: You're face makes no sense
CompleteInsect8373: Of course it doesn't since there is no real face on this avatar... | 6 | 1 | |
1645413684 | 1645414865 | t3_sxjaew | t5_2to41 | 21 | highatthelab: Tifu by getting high on 95% alcohol while doing lab work
just made a fresh account because 1_ I want a career 2_ this is embarrassing
I'm a 4th year medecine college student (23M) , I went back home on feb 16th to fix my phone and see my friends and family since I didn't even get the opportunity to video... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1645414506 | 1645460307 | t3_sxjjlc | t5_2to41 | 1,487 | Makaria7: TIFU by ruining a 15+ yr relationship with my best friend
TIFU by ruining an 15+ year friendship over a bad joke
Obligatory on mobile
TLDR: Told my best friend I knew someone I could hook her up with if she ever broke up with her boyfriend (my ex) and never saw her again.
Participants
Best Friend: Mallory... | 8 | 185.875 | |
1645411699 | 1645426785 | t3_sximc6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU because I drove someone I care about away…
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ToxicLogics: It’s never too late to apologize. It’s never too late to mend a broken fence. We do a lot of stupid stuff at that age because we are still children. Believe me, I’ve been there! Anyway, reach out and apologize. What’s the worst that could... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1645415295 | 1645419275 | t3_sxjsbg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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imyourzer0: Sounds like you like him, and you should just come out and say it.
Warinator43: Yea, regret hurts more than rejection
imyourzer0: I'd say rejection hurts more initially, but regret can sting for a long. ass. time.
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1645419248 | 1645456658 | t3_sxkztv | t5_2to41 | 68 | LeoVictorCordazzo: TIFU by accidentally searching up Soft core lesbian Xenoblade Chronicles 2 porn in the open in my living room
If you are reading this, you might be confused as to how someone can search up porn on google by accident, but I have a perfectly reasonable explanation
If you are not familiar with the vid... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1645419957 | 1645420259 | t3_sxl80o | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making out with my...mom
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Dann_Gleesack: You know not everything needs to get posted on the internet.
[deleted]: FRE KAMREA
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1645418716 | 1645464535 | t3_sxku4p | t5_2to41 | 1,400 | Immediate_Impress655: TIFU by being bad at candy crush on a flight to Albania.
Like many posts, this happened several years ago. My wife and I knew our cell phone coverage wouldn’t work in Albania so we downloaded all the maps and saved all of our destinations as favorites. Well I got bored on our flight to Albania fro... | 4 | 350 | |
1645420536 | 1645648494 | t3_sxle7f | t5_2to41 | 7 | Adventurous_Mail5120: TIFU by not controlling myself at my job
I’ll preface this by bringing up the obvious. I’m frustrated with myself and I’m going through a life crisis. I’m mad that I’m a Virgin. I’m mad that I have undesirable features and I’m mad that I have low T levels.
That being said, I’m a creature of my d... | 7 | 1 | |
1645426078 | 1645501659 | t3_sxmzai | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jesus1396: TIFU by being nice and driving my friends home, then got my car stuck and lost my nice watch.
Happened last night.
Two of my friends’ birthdays are coming up soon, so we decided to have a nice birthday party for them. As parties go with a bunch of 18 and 19 year olds, alcohol was consumed. I’m the only one... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1645435231 | 1645435979 | t3_sxpcvj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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murf633: Yeah, thank you. Not sure wtf is going on here.
[deleted]: Glad im not the only one
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1645435223 | 1645525065 | t3_sxpct4 | t5_2to41 | 107 | LucioFer95: TIFU for trying to use my work PC for freelancing
English not main language. Not very good at writing either.
Pretty much what happened is that on weekends I (27M) do some freelance with my laptop because, well, is the right thing to do. However my laptop got damaged and I lost that second income that hone... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1645440789 | 1645449786 | t3_sxqs1e | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jesusgrandpa: She gave you a one hour blowjob? That’s love bro
Kitchen_Paramedic154: I second this lol
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1645452335 | 1645474758 | t3_sxubj2 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Jaded3158: TIFU by trying to shave a uni-brow to be
Actually happened last night. I live with my mother and she mentioned that I needed to do something about the hair growing between my eyebrows (someone I am very conscious of). She said “shave it or something”. So I, being the genius I am and needing to kill time in t... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1645454092 | 1645474494 | t3_sxuy8f | t5_2to41 | 13,489 | purpl3pickl3: TIFU by not realizing my name was a dick joke
This wasn't actually today, it was more like 12 years ago. I was 11 when Halo Reach released and I desperately wanted it. Me and my brother got that along with a brand new Xbox for Christmas. We needed gamer tags and I wanted to be funny and what's funnier to ... | 10 | 1,348.9 | |
1645458420 | 1645461679 | t3_sxwmkq | t5_2to41 | 2 | Coolstriker64: TIFU by starting a flame war on reddit
People are probably gonna see this as disingenuous…
Backstory: The game developer Bungie partakes in business practices that some of their players (me included) disagree with. This causes some (me included) to jump ship to a game that can fill a similar hole: Warfr... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1645461177 | 1645466364 | t3_sxxqn2 | t5_2to41 | 70 | Jadarken: TIFU by chocking my dog
TIFU by choking my dog and almost got called a police.
Today I was walking with my dog in downtown. Sniffing around and making new friends - happy days. After a while I wanted to check my phone to see if my wife was already home.
Then I saw my dog launch herself into some trash whic... | 5 | 14 | |
1645463610 | 1645464116 | t3_sxyqxf | t5_2to41 | 4 | Reasonable-Radish-17: TIFU - Froze penis in cross country skiing race
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2Cents4Free: In an article I saw, this same thing happened to him 4 months ago. I think he needs better pants.
MissyBee63: Maybe a sheepskin athletic cup?
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1645463230 | 1645666877 | t3_sxylbj | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU trying to negotiate with a crazy person and got set up
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Legendarysaiyan123: Don’t respond at all. If you have 0 evidence at all I’d suggest getting police involved and showing them the messages, coordinating another meet up with the police undercover as well to see what goes on.
Invest in hom... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1645465308 | 1645511974 | t3_sxzfsi | t5_2to41 | 9,370 | PlasmaReuse: TIFU by sending screenshots of a text conversation with my lover to my married best friend.
I (30-something M) was traveling abroad a few months ago. I met up with a woman and things went really well between us. We were chatting a lot on WhatsApp. One conversation was particularly juicy, so I took some scr... | 12 | 780.833333 | |
1645470085 | 1645619765 | t3_sy1erj | t5_2to41 | 13 | averagenocturn: TIFU by getting too fast into what I think is a "relationship"
I broke up with my gf 8 months ago (ex of 3 years), never really talk a lot with a girl since then, until 2 weeks ago.
I've been talking to this girl for the past 2 weeks (everyday, never done this with her before, or anyone else besides m... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1645470734 | 1645547357 | t3_sy1o3a | t5_2to41 | 172 | Ermmahhhgerrrd: TIFU by ignoring the signs of a gas leak
TL DR at the bottom.
I tried to post this last week, but I deleted it pretty soon after I got a couple of comments asking if I was ok. I wasn't and still am not. I'm not even going to attempt to fix it, so here's another attempt.
Somewhat import... | 9 | 19.111111 | |
1645473336 | 1645523812 | t3_sy2pgy | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking what women say on the internet personally
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stuphoria: Women hate it when guys do that.
xXMonsterDanger69Xx: haha seriously though. I don't really feel attacked when people talk about a specific group I am included in, because I know that they don't mean everyone, but rather a small po... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1645473346 | 1645549938 | t3_sy2pm4 | t5_2to41 | 761 | wafflehouseat2am: TIFU by catching feelings for my FWB
I (F21) recently went through a breakup in a pretty serious relationship. I mean discussions of marriage and kids kind of serious. I spent a month very depressed and wondered how I’d ever move on… until one morning I woke up and just felt fine? Seriously bizarre, b... | 9 | 84.555556 | |
1645473549 | 1645475606 | t3_sy2shc | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sateloco: Like it or not men want to be the "bread winner" and feel like their SO needs them. Also they want to be seen as brave.
DankTank710: I would glady give up my title of breadwinner.
wittiestphrase: Right?
*certain* men want to be breadwinners. The rest of us just kind o... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1645473463 | 1645489751 | t3_sy2r9q | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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throwaway482984: A gay potluck. Oh yeah, they're bringing sausage
AcrobaticSource3: And they’re hoping that OP brings some pie...
Routine-Adagio-3472: And sausage
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1645475088 | 1645489223 | t3_sy3fe6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | throthroawayaway09: TIFU by staying at community college than dorm.
Idk I wasn’t always smart . I’m in community college my 3rd year. I recently got my associates from last semster just now and I decided to stay at the college and change my focus and do a bachelor program where I’m taking the classes at community colle... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1645475798 | 1645503038 | t3_sy3pq5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a insane amount of p*rn searches that I can’t delete because I’m a moron.
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United_Artichoke_804: In android its clear cache and data from settings
drppr45: I’m on iOS
Jameschoral: Can you go into safari in the settings and select ‘Clear History and Data’?
drppr45: No.
Jameschoral: So ... | 7 | 4 | |
1645479402 | 1645482273 | t3_sy57fn | t5_2to41 | 15 | Active-Weakness-7931: TIFU by thinking I could be "friends" with a man who had previously tricked me into sex.
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j150052: Not to belittle you for your age, but what 47 yr old man wants to be friends with an 18 yr old girl?
It’s always about sex.
Active-Weakness-7931: I know. I should have known that all along.... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1645479618 | 1645481378 | t3_sy5ajn | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Alleged_Ostrich: What part was you fucking up? Leaving the door open?
lungflook: Spending money on collectibles
Alleged_Ostrich: That too
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1645480466 | 1645509698 | t3_sy5nc1 | t5_2to41 | 4,816 | Consistent_Plastic79: TIFU by trusting an ER doctor
A few weeks ago I randomly felt a crushing pain in my chest that I assumed would just go away. Twenty minutes after it started it turned into the most intense pain I have ever felt complete with sweating and vomiting. My friends drove me to the ER where I waited for t... | 18 | 267.555556 | |
1645481776 | 1645487364 | t3_sy67ep | t5_2to41 | 45 | TuskenHumpin: TIFU by breaking a window by simulating Tusken Raider sex.
Throwaway account. So yesterday I (31m) drove a few hours to hang out with my girlfriend (28f). We had a wonderful afternoon and were generally enjoying each other, smooching and canoodling a bit, but generally having a rather benign night in. At ... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1645482633 | 1645568267 | t3_sy6jsq | t5_2to41 | 2 | chelseavd: TIFU by accidentally becoming addicted to smoking cigarettes
Obligatory "didn't happen today" but realized it today, kind of.
So some months ago, after spending my whole life preaching against weed, I decided to ask my boyfriend if I could try it with him. At that time, I had spent like, a year living with ... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1645487871 | 1645602298 | t3_sy8lpz | t5_2to41 | 29 | iamdumbasakite: TIFU by making out with a close friend
Obligatory, this happened last weekend and not actually today.
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So, when covid started, I (M24) moved out of the house i was renting to live with a close childhood friend of mine. He is gay, I am straight, and since i did not have many friends in the ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1645488110 | 1645623637 | t3_sy8pb5 | t5_2to41 | 19,461 | tropicalcannuck: TIFU by leaving my bikini at a hotel on a work trip and almost getting my work friend divorced
Before the padenmic, I (32F) was travelling extensively for work as I worked in international development. As part of a work perk, I get to stay in some nice hotels with pools once in a while, so I would alwa... | 12 | 1,621.75 | |
1645489570 | 1645494932 | t3_sy984o | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by aligning myself with the far right
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run_squid_run: What's the significance of Molon Labe? The only time I've seen that in the US was Special Operations units had it on their coins.
trufflestheclown: The American right uses it as a pro-second amendment slogan
run_squid_run: Thanks
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1645493081 | 1645553243 | t3_syahnf | t5_2to41 | 1,564 | ThespianSan: TIFU by telling my landlord my bathroom smells like sewage.
She literally just left. I am beyond mortified.
We had an inspection today. To start off with, our landlord is really nice. She's always there to talk to if we have any problems and she's quite reasonable. We haven't had an irl inspection for o... | 7 | 223.428571 | |
1645497429 | 1645576037 | t3_syc0w2 | t5_2to41 | 1,592 | timbofoo: TIFU telling my son he came from a can...
So I have a young son and one of the things I do sometimes is sing along to songs on the radio, except I'll replace one or many of the words with his name. There's a famous song from my childhood, by The Presidents of the United States -- I'm sure many of you re... | 9 | 176.888889 | |
1645498136 | 1645516901 | t3_syc9xn | t5_2to41 | 284 | [deleted]: TIFU by being there for my "best friend" when his girlfriend dumped him
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AmrcnJason: Look at it from a different point of view. You might have been the one person that got him through a tough time in his life. Even though he doesn't acknowledge that, you know it's true. Be happy that you have the em... | 4 | 71 | |
1645499899 | 1645572644 | t3_sycwy8 | t5_2to41 | 776 | BlurryRod: TIFU by letting my nephew get too attached to George Washington
This did happen today. I babysit my 4 year old nephew every week. We have toys and books for him. His favorite book is one about the former presidents. It’s very simple with drawings of the more famous presidents. He really likes George Washingt... | 7 | 110.857143 | |
1645503512 | 1645504189 | t3_sye56w | t5_2to41 | 9 | BallsackFade: TIFU trying to OD and now I’m high
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D_ATL: Dude! Please get some help.
BallsackFade: I am extremely thankful for you reaching out but I promised myself I would never ask anyone for help for my mental health
D_ATL: I’ve been there and talking to people really helped me. What you’re going through i... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1645504052 | 1645528858 | t3_syebdk | t5_2to41 | 11 | yung_whipersnapper: TIFU by buying a used car and having the transmission slip on the way home
Actually happened to me today about 8 hours ago. I've been trying to buy a car for a few months now and have a low budget of around seven thousand dollars. I need a way to get to and from this new job that starts in a week. M... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1645507537 | 1645509464 | t3_syff2p | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by creating a fake tinder account
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epicasseater: People like you are weird man
Causualgaymr: She’s Better off not hooking up with this crazy
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1645507624 | 1645518872 | t3_syfg0i | t5_2to41 | 817 | [deleted]: TIFU by selling my dog on Craigslist.
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GoodWeedReddit: Wowww I'm so sorry.
Just know your intention was to do the right thing and give her a better life.
Those new owners should be ashamed.
I think next time a shelter is the way to go.
Luckily all dogs go to heaven.
wutsmypasswords: When a dog is fi... | 5 | 163.4 | |
1645510768 | 1645521372 | t3_syge6b | t5_2to41 | 33 | Jonahdelrey_: TIFU by changing my name after Jonah Hill the actor
I’m 16 female and for a very long time now, i have been a big fan of Jonah Hill the American actor. So is my best friend, we even dressed up as super bad for halloween. About six months ago i moved out of home and decided i wanted to go back to high scho... | 7 | 4.714286 | |
1645510989 | 1645511972 | t3_syggg3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu, Everyday ifu, I went from all a's and 1 b to all F's for two years (im in highschool)
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smitz001: I know this pattern of behavior well. Sounds like ADHD.
hameesvx: Could also be depression.
smitz001: You could be right. I suffer from both.
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1645511422 | 1645512662 | t3_sygkws | t5_2to41 | 7 | milovancruz: TIFU by giving out a blank wth are you talking about face and possibly made someone's day worse
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Adragongentleman: The fact that you at least cared to make a strangers day ""less worse"" makes me think you're a cool person we need more people like you
milovancruz: Thanks man, I wish I had done mor... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1645512739 | 1645591566 | t3_sygxnw | t5_2to41 | 300 | cute-reddit-user: TIFU by chosing a mango over KFC
This happened 4 days ago and I'm just recovering my (sanity) right now.lol.
I had a terrible work day and so I decided to make myself feel better with food. I wanted some KFC but also I don't forget that that's not that good for you. It's mango season here and I reme... | 5 | 60 | |
1645513168 | 1645594773 | t3_syh203 | t5_2to41 | 16 | bigsadsobad: TIFU By trying to hide that I was depressed.
This actually happened over the course of the last several years and recently came to a head.
I've struggled with some mental health and confidence issues since I was in high school. Despite this, I somehow managed to find wonderful girl who loved me anyway. An... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1645516612 | 1645566442 | t3_syhzs9 | t5_2to41 | 4,799 | [deleted]: TIFU by seducing my husband
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Coyote9168: Trust me, your husband is probably fine with it. You can catch rack time anytime. But bon voyage sex with your wife before deploying? Priceless.
LunarRabbit18: Hahaha I certainly hope so! Even told him he had to remember what was waiting at home for him 🥰 ... | 7 | 685.571429 | |
1645513248 | 1645551909 | t3_syh39f | t5_2to41 | 27 | Duskin1234: TIFU by Falling for Someone Far Too Late
It all started 3 years ago during my (21M) senior year of high school. I went to this Christmas party, my first ever party, and met this girl we’ll call S (21F). We hit it off immediately and throughout the night got very close. S was the host of the party and we spe... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1645519796 | 1645521021 | t3_syisqb | t5_2to41 | 60 | Gambarebaka: TIFU by creating a murder scene in my bathroom
Warning - period blood
Me (female 21) and my boyfriend (29) were making dinner at my house last night. I am on my period and have recently started using a menstrual cup (gods gift). Usually I find it really easy to insert and take out - though I won’t get int... | 8 | 7.5 | |
1645521986 | 1645529470 | t3_syjdac | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping naked for the first time.
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MrBig562: Pics or it didn’t fappen
Valeriy_mal17: I am sorry good sir, but I must disappoint
monmonmon77: Next time you can ask the cleaning lady to bring a Polaroid
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1645523227 | 1645525162 | t3_syjo99 | t5_2to41 | 125 | douglasthepug: TIFU thinking a dog toy was my mums sex toy
A couple of weeks ago, I visited my parents for dinner and took my dog with me. The dog never sits down and is always sniffing and exploring. At one point in the evening, I notice he has disappeared upstairs and as I make my way to find him, he is sat at the to... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1645524453 | 1645539870 | t3_syk0gg | t5_2to41 | 18 | lgbt14: Tifu by telling my friends I hate my name
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Dreamininacasket: Do your relationships tend to last, I dunno, exactly 500 days??
lgbt14: What do you mean?
Dreamininacasket: There is a movie called 500 days of summer.
lgbt14: Oh thats kinda cool I've never seen that one
Dreamininacasket: It's about a girl n... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1645521342 | 1645557968 | t3_syj7h8 | t5_2to41 | 49 | radiatesun: TIFU by enrolling in a second university degree
I have one bachelor and i had a strong urge and desire to continue to "evolve" and improve. So i decided to start a second course. I already have one bachelor (IT), and recently i developed a strong love for psychology. I started reading many books from psycho... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1645526617 | 1645559738 | t3_syklcv | t5_2to41 | 22,633 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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zipfern: I did something like this once. After I got my first serious girlfriend, whenever I'd hug her I got into the habit of giving her butt a little squeeze since I'm tall and my hand was always just sort of hanging right there. Then one day I hugged my mom (who was about the s... | 12 | 1,886.083333 | |
1645527640 | 1645528445 | t3_sykvoa | t5_2to41 | 8 | one-sad-burrito: Tifu by letting my ex handcuff me.
This happened several years ago. Me and the lady getting ready to have sexy times. She brought out some cuffs and i said go for it. Some interactions took place and she excuses herself to grab some water or something along those lines. She returns with a line of girls... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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