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1645529616 | 1645625115 | t3_sylfu8 | t5_2to41 | 103 | AnaBabyGoth: TIFU by using a metal fork to roast marshmallows on the gas stove
TW : BLOOD AND SKIN LOSS
So as the title said, I bought marshmallows to roast them with the gas stove at home, just to come back and realise we don't have wood picks for it anymore.
I thought "Eh, I might as well use a fork with a wooden h... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1645531728 | 1645572735 | t3_sym3iw | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking up my stepdad’s röntgen photos
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Setagaya-Observer: Why did they x-Ray his Dick when they just want to see his Hip?
Me: "very confused"!
AdamInChainz: My dick showed in my hip x-rays. I think it's common.
ellilaamamaalille: There are some odd things on human anatomy.
AdamInChainz: Yo... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1645532883 | 1645534822 | t3_symfzv | t5_2to41 | 27 | VR4Thor: TIFU sleeping on my shoulder for over two hours this morning.
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Deep-Tax6509: You’ve never had a limb “fall asleep” before?
VR4Thor: I have, but most times it’s the “needles and pricks” feeling. Usually with my feet or leg.
This feeling was completely on the other end of the spectrum.
It’s like I di... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1645534792 | 1645596656 | t3_syn0q9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Fawxhox: TIFU By not asking the gender of the person I've been on two dates with, and now it's too late.
This is kind of an ongoing fuck up, because I still don't really know. I met them on tinder, I am bi so I get both guy and girl suggestions. They looked rather androgynous which is my ideal type but also didn't have... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1645537911 | 1645540672 | t3_syo3sb | t5_2to41 | 10 | MissCrick3ts: TIFU by sending a screenshot to my ENTIRE FAMILY
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GuyOne: Removed - nothing bad actually happened
MissCrick3ts: Where is the rule that there has to be a negative consequence or something "bad" must happen? I legitimately fucked up.
GuyOne: Rule 5. We've had that rule for at least the last 5 years... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1645541432 | 1645575104 | t3_sypeh4 | t5_2to41 | 70 | Dominant_Genes: TIFU by sending myself a message Animal Crossing on the family Nintendo Switch
I recently decided to replay Animal Crossing on Nintendo Switch. My kids and I had a 5 star island, and selfishly I always wanted my own profile. We are deep in New England winter, it’s video game season and the Switch can be... | 5 | 14 | |
1645544546 | 1645550586 | t3_syqkpx | t5_2to41 | 36 | candypiece: TIFU by being secretly depressed and pushing my Fiancé to the limit of his patience without realizing it.
This fuck up actually happened last night, so it’s still very fresh in my brain and I wanted to put it somewhere. So yeah.
The past few days have been kind of tense between my fiancé and I. We haven’t... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1645544683 | 1645546334 | t3_syqmil | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting with a girl and leaving her at a club.
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Moggy-Man: You have no obligation to say goodnight to some random stranger you were kissing at a nightclub.
Different story if she went home and stayed the night with you and you ghosted her, but that's nowhere near what happened.
You're all ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1645545000 | 1645616758 | t3_syqqqr | t5_2to41 | 2,095 | TallTourist: TIFU- by looking at a Subreddit.
This happened over the weekend. I was talking to my partner about BM's (bowel movements) and one thing lead to another.... I said hey, I bet there is a Subreddit for poop. So in my excitement that other people may discuss BM's too, I searched for poop on Reddit. Clicked on ... | 12 | 174.583333 | |
1645546337 | 1645618767 | t3_syraa9 | t5_2to41 | 23,410 | ThrowRA828292: TIFU by doing anal before my gyno exam.
This didn’t happen today but a week ago.
So me (25F) and my boyfriend (24M) have sex fairly often. He has a very high sex drive which I luckily match. It’s fairly common for us to have morning and evening sex.
Anyways, the morning before my exam was the last ti... | 14 | 1,672.142857 | |
1645548022 | 1645549364 | t3_syrxv3 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing more than a game
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iMali_inqabile: My only question is what the hell were his kinks??
Moose_Nuts: Asking the real questions. I, too, must know.
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1645547624 | 1645572079 | t3_syrsfw | t5_2to41 | 81 | Past_Excuse829: TIFU and caused a car accident with my MILs motor scooter
My mother in law moved in with us and we bought her a power scooter to help her get around. Long story short I hadn't touched it (even though WE bought it) out of respect. I kicked her out of the house (separate long story) and took her wheelch... | 3 | 27 | |
1645549997 | 1645558754 | t3_sysrbn | t5_2to41 | 67 | DaniBunniGal: TIFU by getting coffee before work
So yesterday morning my girlfriend and I decided to go to a local coffee shop. I had a short late shift on this day, so I figured it would be fine. I had about 2 hours before my shift and I was already dressed for work.
We entered the shop, ordered, paid and sat down. ... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1645551732 | 1645562165 | t3_sytfnx | t5_2to41 | 12 | SushiThief: TIFU by applying for a job through a staffing agency.
Obligatory: This was a few years ago.
I was seeking a new job as a pay increase, as well as finding something with a shorter drive to work (90 minutes). A former coworker had told me their new place of employment was seeking a tech guy like me, and she ... | 3 | 4 | |
1645552130 | 1645602764 | t3_sytl95 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by leaving my coworkers high and dry for a measly 346,786 dollars, or maybe my cousins FU for leaving me out of the loop for so long?
PreL;DR- This is going to require a lot of backstory.
This FU is an FU by multiple people, my cousin "Valerie" included.
As my dozen or so followers know, I w... | 3 | 5 | |
1645555911 | 1645557053 | t3_syv5bo | t5_2to41 | 13 | bohraGG: TIFU by not losing my virginity
I'm a M20 and I decided to lose my virginity and get over it.
So my friend told me about this massage parlor which will easily provide you sex if you ask them to give the EXTRA SERVICES and folks the girls there were so beautiful tbh. Idk why they do this kind of stuff to reso... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1645556361 | 1645757526 | t3_syvbu0 | t5_2to41 | 2,693 | juniebjones02: TIFU by letting my boyfriend sweep my floor.
So I just adopted a stray kitten. For some reason he’s been peeing in my dustpan that I keep my broom on. I keep it in a far away closet so I didn’t smell it or anything.. My boyfriend is… well… really dumb. He made a mess while cooking so I told him he had to... | 12 | 224.416667 | |
1645556049 | 1645717751 | t3_syv7av | t5_2to41 | 326 | therealmrsfahrenheit: TIFU by eavesdropping on my parents and finding out how badly they actually think of me
First of all for quick context : I’m 21 years old and just started university (finished my first semester just now). I'm the first of my family to go to study at university, the rest of my family are what one w... | 7 | 46.571429 | |
1645558115 | 1645561336 | t3_syw1fw | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BigPZ: You're the reason this continues to happen to kids
hexagon723: no hate, i am fully against what op did and against cp, but im just curious how is op the reason it continues to happen to kids?
BigPZ: Why do people risk making it? Because there is some type of demand for it
h... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1645557756 | 1645564908 | t3_syvw9c | t5_2to41 | 130 | Own_Argument3352: TIFU by accidentally calling the cops during sex.
So yesterday my gf f(23) and I M(22) were enjoying our Monday afternoon and decided to sneak a little fun while doing laundry. Often times it’s hard to find time during the day because we have kids. I thought about role playing and having her “be stuc... | 4 | 32.5 | |
1645557529 | 1645573908 | t3_syvsxb | t5_2to41 | 109 | ThatsSoSketchy: TIFU by using an old email to reach out to a hiring manager
I am beyond mortified.
I put in an application for an office position at a local college a friend of mine works at. The friend suggested I email the hiring manager directly to introduce myself because they were already starting to look at othe... | 5 | 21.8 | |
1645558726 | 1645569229 | t3_sywaeo | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting the wife's birth control and not pulling out.
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ltpko: Have you thought about a vasectomy? If you guys are one and done then that is a great option. Birth control comes with a lot of side effects.
MuayThai1985: It's a very realistic probability within the next 18 months. We just aren... | 4 | 8 | |
1645559037 | 1659116520 | t3_sywenn | t5_2to41 | 1,517 | [deleted]: TIFU: By getting kicked out of the Bar exam, marking 2 years after graduating and still not being able to practice.
I graduated Law School in 2020, and was part of the first class of students to get hit with Covid. No one knew what we were doing. There's no national board regulating the bar exams, they're ... | 9 | 168.555556 | |
1645561715 | 1645561934 | t3_syxghn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sunlitstranger: Wouldn’t call it him ghosting you if you told him to leave
CosmicCanoodling: You're not wrong.
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1645561862 | 1645563568 | t3_syxikl | t5_2to41 | 4 | ThrowRAsmokey111: TIFU by taking my dog outside in the middle of the night.
This all happened a week ago. I still feel so awful.
Throwaway: I (29F) was sitting in my house talking on the phone with my boyfriend (34M). We ended getting into a pretty heated argument, which resulted in him hanging up on me. Whenever I ge... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1645562607 | 1645587456 | t3_syxswx | t5_2to41 | 48,234 | [deleted]: TIFU by borrowing my wife's laptop and finding her reddit account.
As the title suggests I borrowed my wife's laptop for a presentation because it had a full size hdmi port and my chromebook does not, and lets face it the pink case brings out my eyes. I open it up and chrome is open on reddit with her signed... | 16 | 3,014.625 | |
1645561854 | 1645573569 | t3_syxigi | t5_2to41 | 16 | ComradeMicha: TIFU by being subscribed unknowingly to two adult content sites at five times the normal rate
This actually happened over the past two years, but I only discovered it today. Not a throwaway account. Whoever knows me, please leave now...
So about two years ago, I stumbled across a reddit post which asked ... | 4 | 4 | |
1645563746 | 1645566308 | t3_syy993 | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU - I urinated in an attic and found out insulation is not that absorbent.
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hawkmech67: You deserve to be fired, you’re nasty.
MrNergles: Honestly hope this is fiction
only_wire_hangers: bad fiction, at that
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1645565238 | 1647108500 | t3_syyups | t5_2to41 | 29 | dramaticsnake: TIFU by not wiping well enough before 69
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Lnsunset: Pretty sure that the people who know how to do that don't use wipes
[deleted]: Just using toilet paper is not fully clean but go off lol
Lnsunset: I'm... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1645565273 | 1645680248 | t3_syyv6m | t5_2to41 | 366 | RedditJesusWept: TIFU by demanding an avocado instead of salsa in a Mexican takeout order
This Mexican restaurant has an incredible salsa that I vaguely remember being labeled “Aguacate”.
Naturally, when I would call for pickup I would ask for it. This always precipitated the same confusing back and forth:
Me: “Inste... | 12 | 30.5 | |
1645567475 | 1645598545 | t3_syzrds | t5_2to41 | 145 | Blazanar: TIFU by inadvertently cosplaying as Pavlov and turning my coworkers into dogs.
Like most individuals, I tend to whistle while I work. Unlike most individuals, I do it to keep myself sane and not flip out at people.
Last week, Coworker A noticed me whistling and asked if I was in a good mood. I told them "No,... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1645570006 | 1645570138 | t3_sz0u7f | t5_2to41 | 4 | Cool-Tourist-9411: TiFU by ending a life
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iheartjimothy: Whoa
MistahJayy: Really all there is to say here.
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1645570267 | 1645570565 | t3_sz0xmr | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking two cups of coffe.
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Aggravating_Bat1786: Lmao, well at least you didn't have to break out the poop knife!
DownBad_Af: Lmaooooo
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1645564242 | 1645622473 | t3_syygd9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | efahmorotnm: TIFU by attempting to make a sentimental keep-sake for my father regarding my grandmother that just passed away
So this actually happened today, I'm still running off the adrenaline from how panicked this whole fiasco made me which is fuelling this post.
For context, my grandmother (my father's mother) sa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1645571674 | 1645574279 | t3_sz1hr6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | PolarBal: TIFU by trying to wash my buttplug with a garden hose.
Yes, this really did happen today.
Je suis stupide.
So I was wearing my buttplug for a little while when it became kinda uncomfortable so I took it out. Low and behold there was shit on it. I am about to rinse it off when I think about how I don't wa... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1645572784 | 1645578494 | t3_sz1wqk | t5_2to41 | 78 | Mammoth_Host2243: TIFU by telling my mom I'm not a child anymore
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Proof_Impress4460: its okay to tell her that you dont want to be treated like a child anymore but i think you went a bit too far with the cussing..
Mammoth_Host2243: Ya your right
Special_Turnover1961: I don’t treat anyone who says ‘your right’ ... | 7 | 11.142857 | |
1645573889 | 1645581156 | t3_sz2az4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sgoody4: Welcome to the digital age lmao
I’m sorry that happened to you and is freaking you out. I don’t mean to come off harsh but no, it’s not normal to have sexually explicit material at the ready and on display during day-to-day things. Just because something is prevalent and... | 12 | 1.333333 | |
1645574173 | 1645576064 | t3_sz2eiy | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Recent_Letterhead459: If I hadn't seen this on Facebook a hundred times it might have been funny.
Sooziwoo: I’ve clearly missed out on an important life lesson by not browsing social media enough.
In fact, I’ve thought this comment through and taken real comfort in knowing I’m no... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1645574241 | 1645718424 | t3_sz2fer | t5_2to41 | 36 | tom289555: TIFU by catching feelings for a girl that works for me
This is my first post! So here we go. This has been an ongoing situation for a while now.
I had just started a new job (honestly a bit of a dream job for me and have been promoted a few times since then).
Now shortly after starting this job, I met one ... | 6 | 6 | |
1645575752 | 1645610030 | t3_sz300h | t5_2to41 | 238 | BDalle01: TIFU by calling babies “stupid virgins”
This all happened this morning at about 11 am while I was taking a cognitive psych exam (the exam was posted online and there was no class today). I finish taking the multiple choice portion, great no problems so far but now we move to the short response section. Now, I... | 3 | 79.333333 | |
1645578581 | 1645579540 | t3_sz405c | t5_2to41 | 16 | soidutsdewetsniarb: TIFU by shutting out a friend after she rejected me
First time posting here on a throwaway account. Also, I know a lot of this is going to sound pretty crappy and it's only know just come to me what a complete tool I've been.
So today after spending time with a friend of mine who I've been interest... | 4 | 4 | |
1645579299 | 1645581350 | t3_sz49gv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a proprietary software file from the university.
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registered-username: Your in university and professor asking around for $$$ to buy license.
WTF
The university should be providing this shit and not coming from the professors own pocket. You probably also got a loan to go to uni... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1645581937 | 1645588252 | t3_sz58i0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Shy_turtle_girl: TIFU and got fired because of a bunch if racist Karens
Yesterday was a nightmare of a day
(Disclaimer: im only 17. I know it was immature of me to cry, i can't help it.)
Last night my boyfriend was supposed to be home alone, so we had it all planned. We're both virgins and that was supposed to change... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1645582823 | 1645585335 | t3_sz5jtw | t5_2to41 | 8 | BreakfastBeerz: TIFU: By adjusting my W4 and not paying attention to my paycheck
So this fuck up started last year, but just became a realization today.
Last year, my company implemented a new portal for HR related things that included a new easy to use form to fill out your W4 (for those of you not familiar with Amer... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1645586946 | 1645587326 | t3_sz71e7 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcanthopterygiiFun16: We need to ban teenagers from reddit
Smooth-Fruit-1788: honestly you are so right
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1645587694 | 1645654297 | t3_sz7aih | t5_2to41 | 6,798 | LiliVonShtupp69: TIFU by not bother to check my router settings for the last 13 years
So I guess I'll preface this by saying the fuck up wasn't today, it was actually every day before this for the last 13 years.
I had always assumed I just had shitty internet because I live on a farm way out in the boonies and have to... | 12 | 566.5 | |
1645587654 | 1645588536 | t3_sz7a0h | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rgar1981: My brain hurts
rdixon0310: Written by a kid who calls his story losing his virginity apparently lol. End said “was a virgin”
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1645588998 | 1645593510 | t3_sz7rb7 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Sleepless_sheep1: TIFU by laughing at my crush’s confession
It happened today.
I have been friends with “Thomas” for about three months. We both went to the same high school, but became friends through our volunteer work with the same organization. Once we started working on the same project, we hit it off quickly, an... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1645591189 | 1645597286 | t3_sz8h5j | t5_2to41 | 45 | totally-stoked: TIFU by putting bandaids on my nipples
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Zathion: Pics will help us understand how to better help
ULFBerry: (we are visual learners)
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1645591652 | 1645592176 | t3_sz8miz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DarkFlame0: Why not just ask the guy straight up?
Quartz_stone0: I mean people probably don't want to admit they have a fetish like that. It normally comes from a sense of wanting control(they like submissive Asian girls) and I'm not saying that's what's going on, but he could jus... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1645591438 | 1645606448 | t3_sz8k02 | t5_2to41 | 106 | TooManyPoisons: TIFU by participating in a psych experiment
Obligatory not today but many years ago.
As a broke college student, I occasionally participated in psych experiments for beer money. One experiment advertised that I would be fed "light snacks" as part of the testing. Free food *and* I'm getting paid for it?... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1645592142 | 1645596895 | t3_sz8s73 | t5_2to41 | 23 | evillilfaqr77u: TIFU by by scheduling a date night with my wife at a casino.
Now to start I really didn't know where I should post this ....It was either here or on AITA....Now if any of you have been married for a significant period of time ...Waking up to a wife that says " I can't wait for tonight" while you are sti... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1645592270 | 1645623247 | t3_sz8tpa | t5_2to41 | 77 | kitchen_alligator: TIFU by sleeping naked while my parents are at home
i live in a tropical country, and now we are in the summer season. It's so fucking hot, I can't even study properly because the discomfort takes away my concentration. I came home exhausted, sweating like hell. I took a cold shower, turned on the fa... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1645592935 | 1645594543 | t3_sz924f | t5_2to41 | 9 | lilyfaull: TIFU. i didn’t tell my mum about losing my virginity, am i in the wrong?
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NorthernPunk: You are literally just being a human being. You didn't do anything wrong. Strict parenting is improper parenting.
Tell your mom to get over it.
lilyfaull: exactly right, strict parenting just leads to sneaky chi... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1645593431 | 1645598370 | t3_sz97z4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dirtyme01: What you are experiencing is normal. You've created microtears in your urethra it will burn a a couple days usually but urinating will become easier. There is a slight chance for a urinary track infection for using a non-sterile instrument. Though less likely in men due... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1645594988 | 1645607854 | t3_sz9opr | t5_2to41 | 29 | harsamya: TIFU by accidentally molesting a young boy
Well not today, but years ago.
I was at a birthday party with my little brother (1.8 years younger to me) and we were running around having fun, doing stupid kiddy stuff. Him and I used to have physical fights too, and would get very touchy (not in a sexual way).
T... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1645595891 | 1645610652 | t3_sz9yiy | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: Tifu by accidentally sending my ex girlfriend a spicy text meant for my current girlfriend
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Milhouse12345: Unless your current and former GF:s names are like Emma Clark and Emma Clarke or some shit, I don't understand how the fuck this could ever happen by accident.
zilnosnibor: I was 2 seconds away... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1645596393 | 1645598475 | t3_sza4qq | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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toleratedsnails: Op for your own sake you gotta stop drinking to cope with stuff. I know things are kinda bleak but I recommend finding a therapist to talk to so you can have a place to vent what’s going on and have someone helping you to work through it
StevoAVH: Yup, just make s... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1645600123 | 1645602406 | t3_szb6qa | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Affectionate_Ask5505: Damn, the tree was a witness
KingNyx: Deleted before i got to read it
Affectionate_Ask5505: He basically slap a five year old for putting him in danger
KingNyx: Sounds justified
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1645599490 | 1645656952 | t3_szb00m | t5_2to41 | 4,964 | I_hatee_people: TIFU by changing my wifi name into “you will only get my dick”
So,this didn’t happened today but quite a while ago.
So,I(M18) was tired of my friends asking me for personal hotspot at college so I decided to change my wifi name into “you will only get dick” in my local language.It,translated,is the wor... | 10 | 496.4 | |
1645604097 | 1645606504 | t3_szc7un | t5_2to41 | 89 | throwawayfordirtysz: TIFU by flashing my neighbor
So this happened a few minutes ago but let me clarify a weird habit I have. So basically I like to take a piss outside my window at night because it’s right next to my bed and I’m to lazy to walk to the bathroom like a normal human being. The issue is that my window fac... | 8 | 11.125 | |
1645605979 | 1645650384 | t3_szcnzy | t5_2to41 | 12,664 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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thetomahawk42: 1000mg of caffeine is just under ~~5~~ 15 straight shots of espresso, or 5.5 cans of Monster. With an \~6 hour half-life time in your system:
Hour 6: you still have 500mg caffeine (\~7.5 shots)
Hour 12: You still have 250mg caffeine -- \~4 shot of espresso
Hou... | 16 | 791.5 | |
1645605907 | 1645609347 | t3_szcnd2 | t5_2to41 | 30 | jayFro9763: TIFU by not paying attention to what I was doing while ordering at a restaurant
So earlier today, I decided to go to a restaurant that I eat at fairly often and I was taken to an empty seat and all that and I sat down. A waitress came up to the table (I’ve seen her a couple times but I never paid any attent... | 3 | 10 | |
1645607211 | 1645650436 | t3_szczrn | t5_2to41 | 137 | Ok_Giraffe_1488: TIFU by giving my super religious Muslim friend a butt plug
I’m sorry if this is TMI but heaaar me out.
Backstory: back in 2017-8 my boyfriend and I wanted to get a butt plug for me to try before trying anal - so we went to the store and got something that was relatively small - the idea was to use ... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1645610552 | 1645655065 | t3_szdveu | t5_2to41 | 4,637 | Thegauloise: TIFU: by asking my mom to show me a titty
This happened just now.
We have this "smart" baby monitor with a camera, it can play music, and you can also say stuff to the baby.
I'm at work and I got a notification on my phone from the baby monitor saying "environment too noisy", I clicked it & the fe... | 10 | 463.7 | |
1645610206 | 1645613398 | t3_szdril | t5_2to41 | 32 | Kurrichane: TIFU by not paying attention to what medication I was taking
I've been on a fairly large cocktail of meds for about 9 years now. I don't struggle to remember to take them every night; partially because I can't fall asleep without them. I take a pretty high dose of lithium and setrariline; so if I'm not care... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1645617074 | 1645742268 | t3_szfmk6 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Dick_McGobbler: TIFU by hooking up in my garage
Happened a few days ago. Met a guy on Grindr. We talked off and on for awhile but honestly I’m kind of a bit of a flake. We’re both on the discrete side so we don’t know what the other looks like. At least, not our faces.
I get nervous around people I don’t know well an... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1645617568 | 1645626843 | t3_szfrjv | t5_2to41 | 60 | sourpatchbunn: TIFU by crashing my brand new car with my 4 day old license
I have wanted my license for months and months, I went to drivers Ed and got all my 40 hours in and was the last person in my class to get my license. My mom not me a 2020 car which was beautiful and I was so grateful.I was on my way home last n... | 12 | 5 | |
1645617757 | 1645657807 | t3_szfu29 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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the_real_phx: What happens when you think of her bf?
SnakeBeardTheGreat: What happens when you think you are her boyfriend?
the_real_phx: Sweet Home Alabama!
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1645618194 | 1645644971 | t3_szfzo8 | t5_2to41 | 24 | wt_anonymous: TIFU by accidently rejecting the girl I liked
It is way past midnight and I just came to this realization years later and it is probably going to keep me up at night for the rest of my life
There was this girl in high school whom showed several signs of liking me, and I kept trying to figure out if she l... | 12 | 2 | |
1645619160 | 1645619335 | t3_szga4d | t5_2to41 | 6 | orangevaledude: TIFU: (I didn't) I'm God the video is pinned be free TikTok's GodorWhatever
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NSarg04: wtf is this shit
wiffleplop: Spam.
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1645621871 | 1645686999 | t3_szh59l | t5_2to41 | 37 | raviolieater98: TIFU by calling my friends mom a MILF in front of her
So a good friend (23 y.o.) of mine has a pretty hot mom. Since the first time I met her I kept joking about it and teasing him with it. It was always very funny.
It is his birthday and I was at his party. I joined the party and greeted everyone wit... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1645621716 | 1645632507 | t3_szh3bi | t5_2to41 | 27 | PinocchiosWoodBalls: TIFU by joking about hapiness and ending my own life and stared in blank faces
Soooo. That was not good. I guess this post will be taken down because of the topic, but here goes nothing.
I was standing in a circle of people who talked about how awful everything is and since I, like a billion othe... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1645624232 | 1645650742 | t3_szhy7z | t5_2to41 | 3,283 | Have_u_seen_my_pants: TIFU by giving a mouse a magic mushroom
The whole saga started in my home town on a warmer day in late December. With everyone coming home for the holidays, we decided it would be the perfect opportunity to link up and trip on some magic mushrooms. Unfortunately all I was able to find was some psi... | 6 | 547.166667 | |
1645627012 | 1645627306 | t3_sziyhj | t5_2to41 | 25 | Flat-Raccoon-9214: TIFU by water boarding my child
So I just want to start by saying, she's fine, it was hilarious but completely accidental.
So my 2y/o has never liked her head being wet, since the day she was born until now she freaks out and gives me attitude. Well, the other night I was bathing her, we were playin... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1645623571 | 1645660008 | t3_szhq4k | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing work hours at new job, then changing them last minute without telling my new boss.
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Sum_Dum_User: Look at you working 2 jobs when we can't find enough employees to run 1 restaurant properly without 70 hour weeks.
kyuss23: Yea maybe everywhere not finding staff is helping out my side... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1645628991 | 1645636254 | t3_szjp0y | t5_2to41 | 67 | Meranek: TIFU by getting high for the first time
I was done with work yesterday at 4, so I decided why not try my new 40mg gummy? I had tried a 10mg chocolate disc last month, but I'm a big guy and it had no effect on me at all. What could 30 extra milligrams do?
An hour goes by and I start to feel amazing. Everythin... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1645629580 | 1645630536 | t3_szjwrk | t5_2to41 | 17 | Brian051770: TIFU by peeing on my Mother's bathroom floor.
This actually happened today.
Due to circumstances, I'm living with my Mother until my apartment is ready in April. My Mom's house only has one working bathroom at the moment. The toilet is a very old style, with a small round seat. Now, my Mom is a small woma... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1645611055 | 1645630242 | t3_sze0ds | t5_2to41 | 6 | Northernsoul64: TIFU By getting on the wrong Field Trip!
I went on the wrong Field trip!
So I study Marine Biology in Manchester England. We had a field trip to Blackpool Zoo to use and practice observation techniques the trip was set to leave at 9:00am outside our main lecture building.
I made sure I got up early a... | 3 | 2 | |
1645630163 | 1645652491 | t3_szk4cp | t5_2to41 | 19 | Flololololololo: Tifu: By spanking my gf when she shouted daddy while someone cleaned the window
Me and my girlfriend were on vacation and doing a cruise. The day before this happened there was a notification that the windows will be cleaned tomorrow and all personal belongings should be removed from the balkony. So we... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1645629845 | 1645741540 | t3_szk09l | t5_2to41 | 20 | eddiethesecond: tifu by assuming it was just food poisoning
To celebrate covid cases dropping in our area, my family went to BWW to eat a meal out for once, we are very covid safe and precautious.
Around 1:00 a.m. that evening my wife started throwing up. She threw up every 20 minutes for about 4 hours. No one else f... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1645632880 | 1645633857 | t3_szl62m | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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baarelyalive: Don’t you love being trapped in an impossible situation entirely made up in her mind?
DonGrim07: I looooove these random questions where there is literally no right answer and everything you do can and will be held against you for years, lol
baarelyalive: And waiting... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1645632421 | 1645669487 | t3_szkzq8 | t5_2to41 | 32 | legendariel: TIFU by trusting my dog
This has happened over the course of the last week or so.
I have a pretty trustworthy dog. I've never had to worry about her stealing food or anything if left unattended. Had her for about three years now (adopted her as a senior) and it's literally never happened. Until last we... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1645633861 | 1645674080 | t3_szljiy | t5_2to41 | 60 | OlivesOil___: TIFU by looking up whatever happened to the band from the first concert I ever went to, LostProphets
When I was growing up, LostProphets was my older brother’s favorite band. He was constantly listening to them and talking about how they were the best thing in music, and how Ian Watkins was a genius. I ab... | 3 | 20 | |
1645633924 | 1645639419 | t3_szlkcp | t5_2to41 | 69 | ThrowawayBWW: TIFU By forgetting to hit send when a cute girl asked me to save her number.
This FU happened about 12 hours ago at my local mall and I am extremely disappointed in myself. I frequently visit the bar at Buffalo Wild Wings by myself because I love their staff and the atmosphere. Usually, I'll be focused on... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1645634385 | 1645664810 | t3_szlqm0 | t5_2to41 | 2,779 | _TorpedoVegas_: TIFU By not explaining "Buttplug Darts" to the cleaning service people.
This was yesterday...
We had people come to the house to clean yesterday. Cost a few bucks, but my SO and I had been smashed into grimy recluses by COVID and depression so it was deemed worth it to help us get back to feeling ok. ... | 12 | 231.583333 | |
1645635274 | 1645636379 | t3_szm2ta | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching for my engagement ring that is hidden away
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giraffesnax: the ONLY part of surprises i hate is when someone teases that they have a surprise. make it a real surprise, or just tell me the info/give me the gift/whatever the case may be. i hate agonizing over the waiting!!
GrouchyPhoen... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1645631419 | 1645711724 | t3_szkl1k | t5_2to41 | 385 | yeetorbeyeeted1535: TIFU by climbing a mountain with a friend from the internet
I’ll start this off by saying this was not recent, it was 2015 at the time and I frequent this mountain a lot.
Also I’m on mobile so sorry for any formatting issues
So I (15F) at the time had been friends with a person on the internet (16M... | 8 | 48.125 | |
1645638242 | 1645668947 | t3_szn8u6 | t5_2to41 | 23 | JaketheSnake54: TIFU by forgetting what I had put in the Dr Pepper can
So this morning at my desk while working from home I was clipping my fingernails. I needed something to store the nails in, did not even have any Kleenex or anything of that sort. But I did have an almost empty can of Dr Pepper (just enough for like... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1645637861 | 1645643004 | t3_szn3qg | t5_2to41 | 83 | SnoopThereItIs88: TIFU by giving my doctor chocolates
Obligatory not today, but very recently. I had surgery on my wrist and as I was coming out of anesthesia, my very cute, very nice doctor was talking to me about the procedure. The entire time, I had an absolute fear of saying something idiotic after anesthesia (I've... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1645638882 | 1645645421 | t3_sznhtk | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling the cops after being assaulted
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princessp0rkchop: I have a lot of questions and if I’m being honest this doesn’t sound like a 100% accurate account.
Why did they throw you on the bed? Why do you still live with your mother?
bitchywitchy7: 21 is not an odd age for a daughter to stil... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1645639948 | 1645653748 | t3_sznwy1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | poppcorrn: TIFU by picking up a potential bomb.
This was last night and I'm probably the dumbest person ever.
Last night I was leaving the gym and in the little road out side of the gym I saw somthing flashing blue on the ground. What most people would do would just keep driving. But noooo I was worried somone lost ... | 4 | 4 | |
1645641432 | 1645729160 | t3_szohb2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nonshary: TIFU I think, by leaving a chat opened with my manager
Help! I need advice because I think I messed up with my manager. I've been trying to not be online all day to avoid a conversation with my manager and reply tomorrow as I said I was too unwell to work or do anything even ignored phone call. However appare... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1645636671 | 1645643637 | t3_szmnci | t5_2to41 | 7 | pruda: TIFU BY FORGETTING SD CARD AT HOME
That one actually happened last summer but you know...
I'm a wedding videographer. I earn my life with this job and generally I triple-check my devices for any excuse. That day, I was in a rush so I went to the place really fast. When I pulled my video camera, I saw a huge err... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1645642526 | 1645723879 | t3_szowkd | t5_2to41 | 5,561 | Vliegkippe96: TIFU by making my psychologist cry.
I had a therapy session and I was telling my psychologist about my mental breakdown from couple days ago.
During my breakdown I felt so tired and finished with everything. I kept repeating to myself "I have given my all, there is nothing left. I can't do it anymore. I... | 9 | 617.888889 | |
1645643241 | 1645665748 | t3_szp76t | t5_2to41 | 8,760 | SatansTesticleHair: TIFU by obliviously rejecting a blowjob from a girl I liked.
Okay, this actually happened 2 years ago, when I started working at the job I currently have. I was gonna be shown the ropes by a pretty attractive girl, and we hit it off from the very start, we had lots in common, our conversations were ... | 26 | 336.923077 | |
1645645617 | 1645672155 | t3_szq42y | t5_2to41 | 3 | EsotericOcelot: TIFU by leaving my keys on the table at work
I’m a nanny to a 2yo (who, just to be clear, CAN’T READ). Over the winter I’ve been keeping my house key in my coat pocket that zips. It’s warm today so I’m just in a hoodie. The key fell out of its pocket as I took off my hoodie, so I set it on the table wit... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1645645992 | 1645675097 | t3_szq97p | t5_2to41 | 21,771 | Tifuthrowaway2222: TIFU: by going with my wife to a nude beach
A bunch of my wife’s friends were talking at dinner the other night how they miss going to nude beach when they were younger. We’re not old, mid 30s but my wife had told me she went in the past with this group of friends… some which are still single and som... | 16 | 1,360.6875 | |
1645646371 | 1645796527 | t3_szqekn | t5_2to41 | 31,170 | DeepStatistician9836: TIFU by not looking at the background of my Facebook profile pic for 2 years and leaving one of my SO's 'personal devices' over my shoulder.
Throwaway account because I'm that embarrassed right now.
I should note that I don't use my Facebook for anything other than logging into other accounts an... | 13 | 2,397.692308 | |
1645646441 | 1645647724 | t3_szqg09 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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-Langschlaefer-: Who is still using Facebook?
frick_nips: I guess that's the real fuck up
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