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1645646421 | 1645655243 | t3_szqfi6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Disastrous-Pilot-284: TIFU by thinking I'd found a good place to smoke weed
I (28M) worked for a small company roughly 10 years ago where we would sometimes be told to take a company van home. One friday I'd been given an old shitbox van, small white thing with the company logo on the side. 200,000 miles on the clock a... | 5 | 5 | |
1645646464 | 1645649237 | t3_szqgce | t5_2to41 | 100 | TheLittleNorsk: TIFU by making upper management think I'm a part of Russian intelligence
It all happened yesterday during a luncheon board meeting with the upper echelons at my hospital I work in. I am one of the heads of HR, so I am the government mandated fun police.
We had a new board member start her first day ye... | 3 | 33.333333 | |
1645647770 | 1645672809 | t3_szqyou | t5_2to41 | 17 | throwaway_for_sunny: TIFU by walking in on my married boss kissing my colleague
I'll try to make it as short as possible. Lately me (28f) and three other colleagues are having problems with our boss (43m) let call him Leo. They're not exactly problems but he has been telling everyone he's not happy with our work (we... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1645645707 | 1645649082 | t3_szq59e | t5_2to41 | 41 | Jeeper1234: TIFU: by not listening to my dermatologist
I've had psoriasis my whole life, as well as a few skin cancers here and there. So I go to a dermatologist every 6 months for checkups. 3 years ago on one of my checkups he noticed a small cyst on my chest. It was no big deal, about the size of a pea. He said I'll ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1645650713 | 1645651525 | t3_szs4m9 | t5_2to41 | 43 | BossRush99: TIFU by making a coworker uncomfortable at work and getting fired
This happened three days ago, but the owner of the restaurant just texted me today about this so it's the first I'm hearing of it.
To keep things anonymous I will refer to the people involved as just the owner and the coworker.
Something t... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1645641924 | 1645747743 | t3_szoo4f | t5_2to41 | 145 | thepurplepumpkin: TIFU by making my cleaners to think I lock my dog in the closet when I'm not home
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but it did happen yesterday!
I have three dogs who are all fairly mild-mannered, one being a husky. Since the pandemic, I started working from home and my dogs have developed really ... | 8 | 18.125 | |
1645651610 | 1645657528 | t3_szshpk | t5_2to41 | 33 | purple_cupcake_52: TIFU by not changing my NSFW laptop background
So this didn't happen to me today but about a year ago when I was still in college.
For my last semester of college, my friends and I signed up for a robotics course to satisfy our engineering elective requirement. The main reason why we took it was tha... | 4 | 8.25 | |
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Oh_My_Crypto: How big?
Specific_Tap7296: You want to see the pic?
Oh_My_Crypto: N.. Yes
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1645652672 | 1645656308 | t3_szswhh | t5_2to41 | 105 | Oopsallshitpost: TIFU by writing a shitpost months ago
So we will have to set the stage for a small tifu post. A few months ago there was an AskReddit thread about how your affair started. Being a cheeky bastard I decided to reply with shit post of having a small addiction to a video game and that was my affair since... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1645655877 | 1645657159 | t3_szu61m | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling a girl way out of my league to go home
This actually happened a few weeks ago, but I thought it was interesting and laughable none the less
So, I go to the local bar with a couple buddies, we show up and there’s a big ass lifted truck in front of the bar, owned by a semi local girl that has... | 5 | 2 | |
1645656778 | 1645659389 | t3_szuiiy | t5_2to41 | 34 | SolidOberon: TIFU by rejecting a girl's sexual advances
Not today's f up, it actually happened 8 years ago.
Single dude at the time, hanging out in a night club. Place was pretty crowded when suddenly a group of girls surrounded us. We all acted cool and started dancing with each other, having a good time.
One of the... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1645658326 | 1645837195 | t3_szv4jo | t5_2to41 | 34 | ArthurStirling: TIFU by Letting my Toddler Drink out of my Glass
This happened last night. I'm still really upset with myself, but I'm sharing this so that someone else can avoid this mistake in the future.
I have a one year old who still drinks out of bottles and sippy cups. Every now and then I'll give her a sip of ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1645660711 | 1645712457 | t3_szw0lq | t5_2to41 | 303 | unchartedguy1: TIFU by getting semen in my eye and having to go to the emergency room.
As some of you know, I’ve been hanging with my coworker for a few weeks now. It’s been a lot of fun but disaster finally struck today.
I was fooling around with said coworker in the parking lot before work this morning and not to g... | 7 | 43.285714 | |
1645660662 | 1645735731 | t3_szvzxt | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jadey-Wadey: TIFU by asking my mom why she prays to Jesus instead of god..
My mother is a devoted Christian woman, been Baptiste, reads her Bible each night.
Me not so much. I'd more spiritual. Not to say that I don't belive in some higher power, nor do I think that since is wrong on the big bang (insert fancy) theor... | 6 | 1.5 | |
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Rosey991: How about you get new friends who don’t disrespect others based on their wealth?
itsmyhotsauce: Yeah these people sound toxic.
Rosey991: Ngl id break up. Doesn’t even sound like she stood up for him
mattrogina: Hell, she pretty much mocked him and brushed him and his fee... | 6 | 24.5 | |
1645663105 | 1645757797 | t3_szwwt2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | tifuthrowaway1981: TIFU by not being in total support when my child came out as transgender
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
A few months ago, my child (14) came out to me as transgender. When we first had this discussion, I did what I thought was the right thing. I told my child I loved them, and I would accept them n... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1645663682 | 1645737285 | t3_szx461 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU By sending nudes and being blackmailed by an Instagram account
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state0222: You’re telling me that they disseminated child pornography and had the balls to threaten you? Demand 5 bitcoins from them or you’ll report them to the feds lol
averagejoe0202: Or they pull the uno reverse card and have o... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1645664296 | 1645666758 | t3_szxc6l | t5_2to41 | 21 | MegamanM: TIFU by sending Death Metal song titles to a youth group and parents
TIFU by sending Death Metal song titles to a youth group and parents
Just happened minutes ago and I am overcome with embarrassment.
In my spare time, I’m an advisor for a youth group (not naming it here) working with young men. I’m suppo... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1645665510 | 1645666231 | t3_szxslx | t5_2to41 | 5 | AGoodSO: TIFU telling the dentist why I didn't floss and got wrecked
Not today blah blah. I was in college at the time and I'm not a doughnut generally speaking so I appreciate sources. So one day I'm reading a [New York Times](https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/new-york-times/) article that said something called the Ameri... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1645666501 | 1645730574 | t3_szy55z | t5_2to41 | 4,472 | _Devils_Throwaway_: TIFU By voluntarily being maced and engaging in less than conventional sexual behaviors
Alright r/TIFU, buckle up because this one is a doozy. We're still suffering the repercussions of this one. This happened over the course of the last 20 or so hours.
So to start, I'm a hothead. A Spicelord. That... | 8 | 559 | |
1645668620 | 1645674219 | t3_szywa0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | sunlitcherry: TIFUby not going back to the mall to use the bathroom before I drove home
TIFU by not going back into the mall to use the bathroom before I drove home
So I live about 7 or so minutes from a large mall, my friend happens to work at the mall so today I stopped by to visit her while she worked. I grabbed us... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1645670709 | 1645671983 | t3_szzmkb | t5_2to41 | 24 | howcanigiveit: TIFU By saying "I can dig deeper into you" during a corporate presentation.
This is one of the craziest things that's ever accidentally slipped out of my mouth. I was doing some research regarding oil fields around the globe and where would good investments be and why etc.
There is a corporate event du... | 4 | 6 | |
1645672006 | 1645722326 | t3_t003kq | t5_2to41 | 19,255 | pickled_nipple: TIFU by orgasming in the bathroom at work
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histprofdave: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I flick the bean on company time.
Nashiwa: Boss : "You're not being paid to jerk off!"
OP : "Well..."
BMWFanNZ: OP: .. so anyway, I started blasting
fallopian_turd: Frank?
reclusiveronin: Da... | 13 | 1,481.153846 | |
1645672110 | 1645673046 | t3_t004vx | t5_2to41 | 15 | Sky_without_Stars: TIFU by looking under my bed
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EmergencyHologram: Raccoon
Or… X-Files S04E02
mzeller97: That episode gave me nightmares
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1645672825 | 1645673466 | t3_t00dru | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off with and sniffing my friends bikini
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brotha_rich_hung: What did it smell like
lulzPIE: Pennies and salty milk
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1645669537 | 1645738036 | t3_szz80o | t5_2to41 | 6 | Haruyou_91: TIFU by telling a top-class doctor a poor word choice a joke
I work on a Covid floor, and thankfully things are getting a bit slower but we still have some pretty sick people. We have some locum doctors from all over coming in to fill spots, and a few that I just don't remember it is happening so frequently... | 3 | 2 | |
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pennytrationer: Let's be honest here and you even kind of admitted it, you weren't texting her as an apology so much as you were doing it to open the lines of communication again. Hopefully a lesson learned for you though.
We have to remember 2 things when it comes to exes. 1) I... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1645676983 | 1645677680 | t3_t01seb | t5_2to41 | 23 | LadyManchineel: TIFU Cutting my own hair.
I am 35f, and I have quite a bit of social anxiety. Finding a place to cut my hair, then sitting there with hardly anything to say, awkward moments when we make eye contact in the mirror, and trying to work up the last reserves of social energy to say I really like the hair eve... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1645677150 | 1645735425 | t3_t01ueh | t5_2to41 | 28 | 6ixTee9ine: TIFU by fapping after applying butt cream
I've had a pretty whicked *sting ring* all week. Until, thankfully, a nurse friend of mine recomented a cream that immediately relived the swollen tenderness of my tormented AHole.
Remedy Calazime Cream, if you are in the market. I totally recomend it, it's the cl... | 4 | 7 | |
1645677152 | 1645711594 | t3_t01uez | t5_2to41 | 59 | TheBunganator: TIFU by getting up for my youngest son first
So, this happened overnight, I've literally just got back into bed after it happened, thought I'd share. Myself (37m) and my wife (36f) have eight children (please no judgement, we've heard it all before). They range from 14 to 2 years old. The youngest, Loki,... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1645681918 | 1645682787 | t3_t03d54 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Antouziast: TIFU by calling my bank while on a trip 2,000 miles away from home
So I'm taking this week trip for myself before I start a new job. Tonight I was checking my recent transactions on my bank account and noticed weird transactions like: "I definitely did not go to Walmart or McDonald's since I got here, someo... | 4 | 6.5 | |
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ickda: Yawn, i have used the womens restroom, due to broken toilets, disgusting toilets, that one time the mens room was getting cleaned in a Walmart.
Meh toilet is toilet, don't be a creep and your good
framelessnude: so I am a creep now? wow
ickda: No ..?
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1645686804 | 1645704347 | t3_t04rti | t5_2to41 | 83 | robtopgamer69: Tifu by asking my parents for more screen time on a porn site
I was up at 9:45 just browsing as one does, and then my downtime hit because my parents still have that set on my phone even though im gonna be 16 in 2 months.
I was pretty close (apologies for my graphic description) so i figured i might a... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1645687575 | 1645709015 | t3_t04z2d | t5_2to41 | 1,399 | urkiedurkie: TIFU by "poisoning" my BF to prove a point.
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No-Peach2925: Actually this is what I get due to too much dye, I for fun wanted to dye boiled potatoes once, they looked awesome but never again 
urkiedurkie: I feel like the food coloring was unrelated. He ate ... | 8 | 174.875 | |
1645685360 | 1645735794 | t3_t04d9f | t5_2to41 | 22 | HeartyDelegate: TIFU Forgetting About the Cat’s Litter Box.
Welp. Long time lurker, finally get to join the ranks I suppose. Happened a couple days ago, but finally got around to posting.
One of our cats, Goose, is a bit of a princess, and if his litter box isn’t COMPLETELY clean he will often deposit right next to it... | 10 | 2.2 | |
1645689664 | 1645722402 | t3_t05jq5 | t5_2to41 | 7,750 | MinusTheFun: TIFU being intimate with my pillow
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Maleficent-Excuse290: Hahahahahhahahahahahah I’m so sorry but I couldn’t stop laughing at your expense. The story was like a comedy. I needed this. Thank you and good luck
diarrheaicedtea: Hold on for a moment, do you fuck the same pillow you put under your head... | 9 | 861.111111 | |
1645690246 | 1645727774 | t3_t05p9m | t5_2to41 | 786 | [deleted]: Tifu by not finding shelter,war has started in Ukraine
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ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN: Brand new account for this.
WOUTM: Who in their right mind would write up a tifu post when their city is being bombed lmfao
ImprobableLemon: I can buy that someone is going to post to social media during a crisis.
During Bla... | 8 | 98.25 | |
1645697298 | 1645708179 | t3_t07hfo | t5_2to41 | -6 | Shameless1000: TIFU By shutting down FlightTracker24 website through a Reddit post.
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elliedee84: Maybe doing another post about it & sending more traffic to the site isn’t the best plan?
Shameless1000: Well I have already done it if you read my post. What's.gonna happen, the website is gonna crash more hah... | 5 | -1.2 | |
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MusicOwl: Don’t worry, maybe he’s just busy, probably with his girlfriend or something…
visualsofdusk: Or his wife . Either way she can hire him for some related job because of LinkedIn
phantom9088: Found out a coworker’s wife monitors his LinkedIn. She didn’t accept my invite bec... | 9 | 396.555556 | |
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Rasen_God: I think the fuck up here was your misinterpretation. You told her you two weren't vibing **AFTER** she said that comment (joke). Did you actually mean it, and If you did, for how long have you felt that way? You shouldn't allow a comment suddenly sabotage the whole thin... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1645711562 | 1645711908 | t3_t0btyd | t5_2to41 | 7 | Liscetta: TIFU by sharing the wrong link. Twice.
Hello r/tifu, it's my time to shine! Tl/dr at bottom.
Today i had some free time at school before the lessons and i was browsing Reddit and reading e-mails. First mistake, i'm too old to multi task.
I received an e-mail open invitation to a Latin conference about Mithr... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1645712104 | 1645770659 | t3_t0c0vz | t5_2to41 | 75 | thequiltedgiraffe: TIFU by accidentally ordering 10 croissants
Obligatory "actually yesterday" and "on mobile please forgive the formatting"
This story starts with my mom visiting and her craving a certain restaurant that shares the same name as a type of cheese. My husband and I were also in the mood, so I started ou... | 3 | 25 | |
1645714977 | 1645718441 | t3_t0d3uo | t5_2to41 | 5 | mildlysmiley: TIFU by wanting to stay at a date’s place
As I am writing this right now, I’m still currently scolding myself for being so dumb. Last night, I (18F) decide to invite a date of mine over to my dorm. Being a college kid with nothing else to do, I decide that I would be fine. There’s a weather warning on the... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1645715798 | 1645732300 | t3_t0dfdi | t5_2to41 | 251 | Wikeni: TIFU by looking like garbage in front of inspiring figure
TIFU by not caring about my appearance.
I started my "shark week" today and just feel like hot garbage. Bloated, crampy, headache, etc., and figured I could just take it easy on myself today since my boss is on vacation, my other boss probably wouldn't ... | 5 | 50.2 | |
1645715417 | 1645725536 | t3_t0da9s | t5_2to41 | 180 | peepay: TIFU by not knowing Spotify profiles can show your friends the "music" you played
I once left my computer unlocked at work and my coworkers played women's orgasm sounds from my Spotify for the whole office to hear as a prank. (Apparently that's on Spotify too.) Not the worst prank and I did not think much of it... | 5 | 36 | |
1645706843 | 1645733641 | t3_t0a8e2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ajaydhakal: TIFU by explaining the true reason I am left my current company to my new manager.
I work in software industry as Web Developer.
So I had a colleague in my old company, who is also really good friend, when he was hired there, he was hired to work on work on newer technology. He had few years of experien... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1645716793 | 1645720456 | t3_t0dslj | t5_2to41 | 18 | Alwyr: TIFU by getting scammed of all of money
This is a post about how fucking stupid and dumb must one be to do something like I did. It all started when I was in rush and getting ready to go out, had to go buy some stuff, go to get my car fixed etc.. and I received a text which was claiming to be from my bank, that ... | 3 | 6 | |
1645721076 | 1645740009 | t3_t0feqz | t5_2to41 | 33 | MamuhSwan: TIFU by backing into a parking space.
I guess this is part fuck up, part PSA. My wife and I had a really nice day exploring Historic Downtown Franklin in Tennessee. We ended our day at a really nice book store and then headed back to the parking garage. When I get to the car I notice a ticket on the windshie... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1645723872 | 1645834830 | t3_t0ghgi | t5_2to41 | 72 | TransY2k: TIFU by giving things to my boyfriend
A while back (I know I know, that's not today) I gave my boyfriend some really important things to me. Now, I only did this cause we had plans to move in together and I figured I'd see the things again so it was no big deal. I gave him my Peter Pan book (which I thought I... | 6 | 12 | |
1645723699 | 1645737688 | t3_t0gf37 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Altruistic_Field_372: TIFU by working so hard that I'm going to be fired for it.
I have an anxiety disorder that has gotten super out of control lately, causing me to have panic attacks on the regular while working from home over the past few months. I finally decided to take a short leave of absence with my doctor's a... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
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CaliBigWill: WTF, you didnt do anything wrong. Maybe you put more into the friendship than she did. Wouldn't hurt to ask her what the hell. Sorry people can be rude.
LevitatingSloth: I already tried asking. I just got ignored and just gave up.
StripedCat404: Then she's a bitch. Yo... | 13 | 766.538462 | |
1645724417 | 1646119731 | t3_t0gp3i | t5_2to41 | 31 | throwaway0987654h: TIFU by giving granny a edible
Me and my cousins love my granny so much and we were all together so we decided to go to our grandma.
We seen her, she cooked, we ate then we decided we were going to make some cookies and brownies. Some were going to be for my grandma and younger cousins and siblings... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1645727960 | 1645745454 | t3_t0i2vb | t5_2to41 | 3,455 | theoddestends: TIFU by sending a dick pic to an elderly stranger by mail
So NSFW.
I'm (female) not sure if I'm extremely proud of myself or deeply ashamed. But I accidentally sent a dick pic to an elderly stranger. By mail.
I sent a picture/letter to my friend who moved to a new city. He moved into his uncle's old pl... | 6 | 575.833333 | |
1645728715 | 1645738321 | t3_t0id0o | t5_2to41 | 6,100 | ChiCannabisPrime: TIFU by shocking the penis-head of my Fiancé.
I don't know why, but I felt the need to share..
Today I (F25) was laying in our guest bedroom/office while my fiancé (M29) was working from home at the desk. I normally try to leave him alone, but there are many times throughout the day where we goose ... | 12 | 508.333333 | |
1645729822 | 1645773377 | t3_t0iscn | t5_2to41 | 5,403 | Binsky89: TIFU by not being more assertive with my doctor.
Yesterday, I (32M) had a vasectomy scheduled. Before the doctor started with the procedure, I let him know that I have an extremely high tolerance to pretty much all anesthetics, using my last tooth filling as an example. They had to use so much lidocaine t... | 10 | 540.3 | |
1645732715 | 1645733944 | t3_t0jv0u | t5_2to41 | 5 | _-_-_-_-l-_-_-_-_: TIFU by taking Delta 8
Happen last night and I need to get this out as a warning to anyone who thinks it’ll be cool to try. Delta 8 is not normal to take and have serious side effects. I feel ashamed and violated (lack of better words) after my experience.
Let me preface, I smoke almost every day fo... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1645730975 | 1645742912 | t3_t0j7sv | t5_2to41 | 18 | SnivyPootis: TIFU by making an infinite alarm
Obligatory not today, but this was about 4 years ago when I was still in school, I was 17 and I had trouble waking up one time to get ready for school, I have a very strict routine that I call my 'morning ritual' whenever I have to get up early for something that I still do... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1645732204 | 1645752466 | t3_t0jo28 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Evansnippe: Tifu by using the wrong email
Tifu by giving the wrong email address.
So I was online applying for a job as a pizza delivery driver at domino’s while hanging out with a friend. I jokingly put ilovegayporn in as my email address and showed it. We laughed and I changed it. Or so I taught. I got called toda... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1645735535 | 1645756953 | t3_t0kxlz | t5_2to41 | 29 | Accomplished-Try9760: TIFU by eating a granola bar
So this morning before school I went to grab some breakfast. I noticed that the bus was running faster than normal so I grabbed one of my favorite salted caramel granola bars. Or so I thought. Age it fine, thought it tasted really off. Red flag numero uno. On the bus g... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1645736622 | 1645738915 | t3_t0lcyy | t5_2to41 | 14 | female-aardvark: TIFU by dialling the wrong number and risking a potential job offer
Guys I'm such a fool and feel this blunder is going to cost me. I had a phone screen for a job I REALLY want, a couple of days ago. I didn't save the recruiter's number but have been in touch with him via email. Unrelated to my job sea... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1645739468 | 1645746094 | t3_t0mfkb | t5_2to41 | 37 | JJ4427: TIFU by accidentally attending a Ukrainian protest in tacitly pro-Russian garb
A number of years ago, I acquired a rather beautiful rabbit fur ushanka (which if you don’t know what that is, think “Russian hat” and it’s exactly that. I don’t know if the size is especially traditional or especially untraditional... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1645739842 | 1645795603 | t3_t0mkoa | t5_2to41 | 35 | Joeyw21: TIFU by accidentally sexting my mom.
I’m not sure about android phones but for IPhones the last person you text when you close your messages is the first person that shows when you open it. Not to long ago my wife and I were making out in the kitchen while the kids were in different rooms. Hands were going ev... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1645741136 | 1645800428 | t3_t0n32i | t5_2to41 | 297 | Zathrus1: TIFU by trying to cut down a tree
Actually happened, just a few hours ago.
We have a tree in our front yard that has been iffy for awhile. It has black fungus on the trunk and woodpecker holes all over. This winter it started dripping sap on our cars. So time for it to go.
Got quotes, and they weren’t out... | 7 | 42.428571 | |
1645741271 | 1645753599 | t3_t0n51h | t5_2to41 | 145 | thr0wm3awa7plz: TIFU by letting my wife find my gear
Several years ago I was having heel pain, and a sonogram of my heel showed I was having some achilles detachment. I started shockwave therapy, or something like that, basically like a mini jackhammer on my heel to help increase blood flow to the area.
I did some go... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1645742778 | 1645979324 | t3_t0np6a | t5_2to41 | 33 | FancyPickle37: TIFU by picking up a turd with my bare fingers while eating dinner
I let my dog outside just like I do everyday. She runs around the fields for a bit, does her business, then taps the door when she wants back in. I had just sat down on the couch to eat my dinner when I heard her at the door, so I got up ... | 3 | 11 | |
1645746230 | 1645750965 | t3_t0oyg2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | ItIsIJosher: TIFU by believing a scammer and getting extortioned.
I live in Mexico where these things happen a lot.
Many have tried before but never won.
This time the one answering was who I think was my mom (it sounded a lot like her) saying that she got into an accident. I proceeded to asked what happened, where was... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1645748186 | 1645749285 | t3_t0pnpf | t5_2to41 | 8 | SalvatoreFrappuccino: TIFU By sending my teacher a text
Right off the bat you should know that we are both adults. I’m mid 30s/F and he is 40s/M.
You should also know that I am married to someone else and I do not have any romantic interest in my teacher.
I think I messed up by assuming that because we have some inte... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1645748669 | 1645913948 | t3_t0pttv | t5_2to41 | 20 | Skan1: TIFU by engaging in a political argument on Reddit
Ive never done this before because I thought I knew it was a bad idea. It all started when I was browsing and saw a repost of a tik tok video. I thought the video raised a pretty good point I hadn’t considered on a topic I thought was pretty important, so I went... | 4 | 5 | |
1645749491 | 1645766737 | t3_t0q4cv | t5_2to41 | 33 | ExpiredSeaweedSalad: TIFU by not putting my pepper spray back in its proper place
So, it's my last semester of college, housing around here is crazy expensive. I therefor decided to finish school in my car. It's built out, and cozy. I'm very comfortable in it.
I usually sleep with my pepper spray next to me, but I ha... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1645750606 | 1645753423 | t3_t0qii7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by not voting for my friend
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MusicOwl: If you’re not in it to win it, why bother? So I hope you voted for yourself, and wanting her to be your VP would be admirable. Spying on someone’s vote isn’t okay exactly for these kinds of situations that arise and should be prevented in the first place. ... | 4 | 11 | |
1645752784 | 1645755075 | t3_t0ra8p | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ForkShirtUp: This is not a fuck up, you’re just being a person
yeetorbeyeeted1535: Fair, probably should have posted this in a different subreddit but I hadn’t thought of that till after I posted it lol
ForkShirtUp: It might be better at r/creepyencounters
It’s all about brushes ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1645756627 | 1645827216 | t3_t0slto | t5_2to41 | 25,342 | meterlongschlong: TIFU by taking a large dump and nearly bleeding out
Quick disclaimer: this story is not for the faint hearted and is ironically NSFW even though it happened at work.
Backstory: So I've had piles for the longest time at least ten years; the occasional lump when I strain, that feeling like you wanna po... | 15 | 1,689.466667 | |
1645760958 | 1645763958 | t3_t0u2zc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by soliciting sex on Instagram stories.
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confessionthroway1: Measure twice, cut once
Shodancrp: Said the Rabbi to Jesus…
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1645763271 | 1645766434 | t3_t0uuqr | t5_2to41 | 11 | Slip3rySlime: TIFU by trying to go to NOLA for Mardi Gras
Alright I will try to keep this short, and at this point Im regretting planning this trip.
Both my brothers live in New Orleans (NOLA), and have been trying to get me to go there for Mardi Gras for as long as I can remember. I live in Dallas, and finally decid... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1645767791 | 1645806874 | t3_t0wa5w | t5_2to41 | 8,646 | throwaway_ohno608: TIFU By writing erotic fiction for my sister-in-law
Obviously a throwaway for reasons you will soon understand...
I had written a number of erotic stories on my original account which caught the attention of a number of redditors, and began being asked to write some stories on request. I have done t... | 10 | 864.6 | |
1645770010 | 1645823198 | t3_t0wy1d | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering some classic Las Vegas Entertainment to my hotel room
Sooooo this FU just happened 30 minutes ago and I feel dirty and like a loser. So naturally, I made a throwaway because I want to warn other young men. Obligatory "I'm on mobile so please forgive my formatting and grammar/spelling"
I'm ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1645770435 | 1645805667 | t3_t0x2dy | t5_2to41 | 35 | recoveryrabbitt: TIFU by accidentally peeing on the floor of my roommates trailer.
My roommate and live in a small 27 foot trailer. Noise is always a concern so when she goes to bed at 8:30 I always try to use the bathroom in the club house rather than the trailer toilet
So recently I start just peeing in Gatorade ... | 5 | 7 | |
1645770595 | 1664569524 | t3_t0x3wx | t5_2to41 | 4,825 | throwaway_nowgoaway: TIFU any not realizing I wasn’t constipated and p0@ping out part of my rectum
So this legit happened today, and I need to get it off my chest because I’m confused by the whole thing and a bit worried about my butthole.
I’ve been living in my car for the last two months as I take an extended road t... | 13 | 371.153846 | |
1645773494 | 1645782992 | t3_t0xwt8 | t5_2to41 | 57 | Advil_Melon: TIFU by accidentally stealing a pizza
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but instead a few days ago
So one night, I'm at a local pizza place by my college. It's very similar to MOD pizza, where you order a personal pizza and they call out people's name for customers to take their pizza. So me and my fri... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1645773845 | 1645785471 | t3_t0y05e | t5_2to41 | 24 | TheAnimatedBlueBear: TIFU by not getting my wisdom teeth removed when I was younger
My teeth have always been a huge issue. I brush, I floss, hell I even *mouthwash* every once in a while. For my whole life i've had nothing but pretty solid dental hygiene (as that I mean I've had one cavity and it was so small I could ... | 4 | 6 | |
1645782948 | 1645817803 | t3_t10bsw | t5_2to41 | 1,206 | redvaporeon-sk: TIFU by having to use the bathroom during an online meeting
This happened just a few minutes ago, but the meeting is now over and I have gone through all the stages of grief very quickly so here's the story.
We have online meetings sometimes where I work, and we use discord to do them. It's also a no ... | 5 | 241.2 | |
1645783656 | 1645786441 | t3_t10izf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dechtera2: This sounds like one of those weirdo porns.
Seriously doubt this is real lmao.
Kindofatrainwreck688: Yeah you're right I think I was to descriptive with the wrong things.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1645785077 | 1645788007 | t3_t10w4r | t5_2to41 | 133 | Brussel01: TIFU by treating myself to desert
I am currently lying on my bed just wishing i'd die...
Context: Just started new job, got my first pay. Job has moved me to a hotel while I'm trained.
Given I had just gotten my first pay, I figured given I hadn't really spent anything today I may as well treat myself to s... | 6 | 22.166667 | |
1645780882 | 1645893749 | t3_t0zsk6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | KonaBlaze: Tifu by falling for a friend when I shouldn’t have
Let me preface this by saying it didn’t Happen today but has certainly culminated up to today…
We’ve been good friends and co workers for a couple years and we are always super supportive of each other and it’s great. We jam out to music at work, we have a ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1645787238 | 1645790818 | t3_t11h3d | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TruckieJ: So, *you* personally don’t like porn, so you insist that your SO shouldn’t watch it. Sounds like you’re being controlling.
chease86: Like, did you just not actually read the post at all dude? She SPECIFICALLY mentions that she has no problem with porn and even used to wa... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1645791322 | 1645791936 | t3_t12n60 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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doublemolecular: Yeah, literally any job in the world would understand. The job market is definitely in favor of labor. You'll get back on your feet.
[deleted]: I know I will, it just sucks & really throws a wrench in an already tough situation. Transportation is also an issue... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1645789561 | 1645830307 | t3_t123ow | t5_2to41 | 17 | Dancerqueer: TIFU by smoking weed before going to uni
This happened less than an hour ago and I am still suffering from the consequences of my actions.
Background: I have had a rough week emotionally speaking, and I wanted to take my mind off of things that has happened. First fuck-up. You never ever should smoke the ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1645794969 | 1645931424 | t3_t13ta0 | t5_2to41 | 14,942 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing from my job.
UPDATE: I've wrote out everything I plan to say, calling corporate today. Will update later after I talk to them. Thank you guys for everything <3
UPDATE 2: I spoke to corporate today. I was asked to leave my number and assured I will received a call back. I will update on t... | 15 | 996.133333 | |
1645796494 | 1645800055 | t3_t14b9p | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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610jawn: For real?
OkVolume1: No.
610jawn: No shit
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1645797335 | 1645865363 | t3_t14ll7 | t5_2to41 | 1,282 | [deleted]: TIFU by scratching my balls
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itsgreekpete: Talk about a HIPAA violation
speculatrix: I just had to do hipaa training, and that's definitely a violation.
HeyItsMeUrDad_: I don’t think it is. No pt identifiers. Definitely open to being corrected though!
speculatrix: It happened in person so the patien... | 5 | 256.4 | |
1645799355 | 1645851047 | t3_t15bzi | t5_2to41 | 111 | moonshineandmetal: TIFU by drinking plastic
So this actually did happen today, about 20 minutes ago, and I am still mourning the tragic loss of my breakfast.
I had the day off from work today, but I decided to have my normal morning smoothie anyway, because I was not about to drive to get breakfast due to extreme laz... | 6 | 18.5 | |
1645803308 | 1645903790 | t3_t16sj1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by purchasing the wrong Coupons in order to buy Elden Ring
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NEVERLAND_ENJOYER: You must be in Europe to think a gift card/certificate is a “coupon”
sydneyissinking: > 50€
Aye if I had to hazard a guess I'd say so too.
NEVERLAND_ENJOYER: Ahh smart manyak eh how about I test ur jaw
| 4 | 4.75 | |
1645804610 | 1645850453 | t3_t179x5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to carry a tampon to the bathroom
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Unlucky_Outside9623: Damm, never had that problem but sitting on the toilet so long would of been pretty crappy haha
cupcake-squishmallow: It certainly was
Unlucky_Outside9623: Why don't girls bathrooms have tampon dispensers? Seems like it would... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1645800037 | 1645810511 | t3_t15kp4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | lostmyacc03: TIFU by sending the wrong link and making myself look like a psychopath.
So this actually happened yesterday. I was scrolling through Facebook and found a story about a funny mixup in a radio programme. A religious song was accidentally replaced by its parody talking about alcohol. There was a link to the ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1645806590 | 1645812602 | t3_t182ee | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a terrible musician
TIFU by being a terrible musician
I go to a conservatory, and I had a concert and really fucked up the performance so bad. It was really easy music. Like REALLY easy. because I was struggling in school and I’m a senior so I should set a good example.
When the performance ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
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jaded_lady06: Sounds like he pulled something out of his ass to get you to stop talking to him... also, 100% this sounds like it was made up.
kentux: Oh my sweet summer child...
jaded_lady06: Says the child...
kentux: Clearly didn't understand the reference and resorted to insults... | 11 | 35.181818 | |
1645806936 | 1645914495 | t3_t187bd | t5_2to41 | 19,946 | throwawayclaydildo: TIFU by leaving out a handmade dildo
Ok, so technically this happened two days ago, not today. Why didn't I post it two days ago? Because two days ago I felt like taking this embarrassing story to my grave. But today I'm feeling generous.
For context, I'm a 21-year-old woman who has never even had ... | 14 | 1,424.714286 | |
1645810721 | 1645822419 | t3_t19og3 | t5_2to41 | 26 | pigeonoptional: TIFU by eating a pizza roll
Obligatory "this happened last night" disclaimer.
Like your average millennial, I'm a sucker for a good totino's pizza roll. My roomie and I are high and munchy, so I throw some pizza rolls in the air frier, as you normally would.
The long awaited beep finally goes off, and... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1645812127 | 1645813128 | t3_t1a8rb | t5_2to41 | 459 | ZooperDD: TIFU By calling out my mom, and probably hurting our waitress' feelings
This happened last week.
My mom is a stage 4 kidney cancer survivor. She's been in remission for 10 years, but a few weeks ago, a small cyst came back as cancerous after testing. She's in the process of going through all of her tests and... | 4 | 114.75 | |
1645812741 | 1645823116 | t3_t1ahj6 | t5_2to41 | 143 | SchnarchendeSchwein: TIFU by eating a quick lunch at work
I live near a big city, and there’s an import/export market near where I am. Normally, I hate ramen because all the flavor is just salt and there aren’t a lot of other ingredients.
Enter the slightly classier Shin ramen with dried veggies. I love it! But the o... | 5 | 28.6 |
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