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1645815843 | 1645824949 | t3_t1bcrm | t5_2to41 | 5 | Always-in-Sente: I keep debating this, too. I still decided to throw in my 2 cents, but it really does seem like chum in the water. Also, 100% not a TIFU. Also also, Happy Cake Day!
floridastanleyvibes: I didn’t even realize it was my cake day. Thank you!
StripedCat404: Cake Day? Wtf? How did I miss this?!
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NaditzuKokoro: Depends on the size of the place you live. Though calling you a rapist is a bit extreme.
SadArm4678: What would you call someone, if you were a teenager, and they were coming at you with their penis in their hand? Sure not going to call them George.
RandoCalrissian... | 8 | 92.25 | |
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Foralark90: Today you fucked up by being incoherent and not using punctuation.
If you are an adult and not a kid trying to troll, then you should sue your educators.
moongod97: They said that they're dyslexic.
International_Ad690: What does that have to do with putting a fucking... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1645818809 | 1645837030 | t3_t1cths | t5_2to41 | 12 | unchartedguy1: TIFU when my boyfriend found my old sex tapes and photos…with an ex. Who my boyfriend also works with.
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alamancerose: Eh.. it needs to be talked about. Clear the air so to speak. But I don’t think he can be mad at you for having them. Those are your personal files. And they were from before y’al... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1645819772 | 1645834837 | t3_t1d77r | t5_2to41 | 33 | m3tamorphasis: TIFU by ghosting my friend
Made a burner for this.
I met this girl (I’ll call her Alice) towards the end of senior year of high school. We hit it off almost immediately, and became good friends. We went to prom together as “friends” with some of our friends, but once we got there I had the bright idea ... | 3 | 11 | |
1645821133 | 1645822261 | t3_t1drhv | t5_2to41 | 65 | TruthBeTold024: TIFU by dropping my phone in a Porta-potty.
Disclaimer; this was close to a month ago but I keep forgetting to make a post.
So I was at an annual big drinking event/parade in a nearby city. Of course I was partaking in the festivities and was drunk. I had to piss so I wait in line at the porta-potty g... | 5 | 13 | |
1645824216 | 1645838237 | t3_t1exbi | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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brkwycloakbtwnbludNC: He could've been somewhat flattered that you wanted a ride, just make sure he knows that's not all you want
Odd_Possibility_8485: Yeah, I think he would have figured out that OP had a crush on him. I would say it's a good thing.
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1645825320 | 1645827249 | t3_t1fcjk | t5_2to41 | 46 | cloudested: Tifu by waking up in my apartment complexes stairway butt-naked.
I am an 18 year old male, who lives in an EU country so drinking is legal for my age. I left my girlfriends place at around 6:30pm earlier this night, i had already had a bit of alcohol. I went to my place, took a shower and drank a bit more,... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1645825181 | 1645826082 | t3_t1fal1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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magicbumblebee: Ah. Yeah this is very hard. I’ve been in similar situations unfortunately, and you are correct that the only thing that will help is time, and the limbo state really really really sucks.
You can’t help your feelings. Keep yourself as busy as you can. Spend time w... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1645828163 | 1645833378 | t3_t1gf6m | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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urnfnidiot: TIL people still use Google Cardboard.
heavybabyridesagain: Today I was baffled by what the hell GC might be
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1645829406 | 1645833982 | t3_t1gvnu | t5_2to41 | 102 | comp21: TIFU by leaving my phone unlocked and my Amazon app open
First, yes, I'm posting this as the last Amazon ordering story from a few days ago reminded me of this... obligatory: this happened about seven years ago.
I was at a local bar drinking with some friends. At this time I had a company doing computer repair... | 6 | 17 | |
1645829627 | 1645900899 | t3_t1gym8 | t5_2to41 | 39 | throwawayofthepope: TIFU by being too nice to my girlfriend
So I (23m) have been dating my girlfrien (20f) for about 2 years now. Lately she has been distant and well.. To be fair it has not felt like a relationship for quite some time. She never compliments me or tells me that she loves me, just really small things th... | 8 | 4.875 | |
1645830336 | 1645832066 | t3_t1h8la | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking a girl why she was glad we are in the same group.
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the_real_phx: Are you sure she has a bf?
Eastern_Condition_96: Yes :( She only directly brought it up to me once but than changed the subject. Also pictures of them on her IG
the_real_phx: Oof, hopefully wanting to become out-of-class... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1645818772 | 1645933843 | t3_t1csyg | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by lacking social skills at work
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Kayakluving44: Note to self, don't befriend that person!
flalaq: befriend who?
Nandabun: Bruh. There's 3 people in your story. One of them is you. Make your shot and guess. 🙄
flalaq: i get that but confused since all other comments were somewhat negative of me... | 10 | 6.9 | |
1645829579 | 1645836960 | t3_t1gxyi | t5_2to41 | 22 | Ordinary_Mongoose: TIFU by not double-checking the address.
This all went down a couple of hours ago but I'm not over it. And to think the day started off so well.
So, the other day, my sister and my bil drank too much and woke up with terrible hangovers and want greasy fast food to eat but they don’t have a DoorDash... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1645832929 | 1645846463 | t3_t1i5rl | t5_2to41 | 58,367 | Gold-Fudge-7042: TIFU by helping a drunk girl get home okay.
I (22F) I work at a hotel bar in a large city. I worked a particularly slow day and during those shifts I like to talk to the guests. One of them was a 22 year old teacher who was traveling by herself and a guest of the hotel. I get cut early and I decide to... | 27 | 2,161.740741 | |
1645833804 | 1645835470 | t3_t1ihgy | t5_2to41 | 8 | Icy_Show8701: TIFU by giving my number to a lesbian.
So about a month and a half ago I got out of a decently long relationship that ended up really messing me up. So for a while I stopped myself from really trying to start dating again. So anyways queue me about 2 ish weeks ago, starting to realize I really like this g... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1645833913 | 1645960727 | t3_t1iivk | t5_2to41 | 293 | weddingsingerguy: TIFU by having sex and dirty talk broadcasted by a baby monitor to the living room for the kids
Today was a huge fuckup. So we have a 4 month old and things are getting back to good in the bedroom, but as we don’t have a room for this baby he’s in the bedroom with us at night. Well, we had some time d... | 9 | 32.555556 | |
1645838114 | 1645855263 | t3_t1k0np | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving 200 miles to buy something off Craigslist
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black34beard: I've got a 92 Honda Prelude SI for sale in Eugene if you're interested. PM me and I'll get you the my FB posting.
Enough_Lawyer_6089: Thanks for the offer! Unfortunately I’m looking for something less than 20 years old
black34b... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1645841144 | 1645849954 | t3_t1l32b | t5_2to41 | 162 | Overall_Sell6102: TIFU by thinking my weak little body could handle spice.
Normally when I order “super hot” Indian food, I do it in restaurant. NORMALLY that’s the perfect amount of spice. Just enough to clear your sinuses and induce a mild state of euphoria.
Last night however, I ordered from them on *insert deliver... | 5 | 32.4 | |
1645842190 | 1645891995 | t3_t1lgwx | t5_2to41 | 17 | KholinAdolin: TIFU by honking without thinking
This actually happened a few minutes ago. So on my way home from work I decided to take a different route, going to the north side of town rather than staying on the south side. It was a nice day so I wanted to get home slow. The roads where I live are just beginning to me... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1645844055 | 1645846465 | t3_t1m4de | t5_2to41 | 19 | rajfijfiel: TIFU by dealing my partner a concussion during a photoshoot on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise
My partner and I are both trekkies. We are at a convention and we decide to get photos taken on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise.
The convention space is like a huge warehouse filled with Star Trek fan... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1645844714 | 1645848562 | t3_t1mcxw | t5_2to41 | 23 | RonaldMcPussy: TIFU by accidentally getting my dog high as a kite, leading to me thinking he was dying
This happened a couple days ago and I still can’t believe it. So I have a 6 month old puppy that’s a menace to society and eats anything within sight. This day I had just eaten some Taco Bell and it completely annihil... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1645845235 | 1645877876 | t3_t1mja4 | t5_2to41 | 96 | Ratchet171: TIFU using a bath bomb
I started a new job recently and it's a lot of physical labor which is killing my body. I decided to take a bath after getting home and realized my mom has a bunch of bath bombs near the tub. I picked out a blue-green one and after filling the tub, dropped it in. It fizzed a bit and t... | 4 | 24 | |
1645847998 | 1645855242 | t3_t1nfxn | t5_2to41 | 12 | Forever-Learning-: TIFU by not falling in love with me wife (part 3 for those in the know)
Obvi, this didn't happen today as its a long term fuck up.
So.. last month I saw two posts about marraige fuck ups and they made me think of my own situation. Tonight I got the motivation after an argument with my wife to post a... | 3 | 4 | |
1645848810 | 1646024110 | t3_t1nq4a | t5_2to41 | 23 | ledude98: TIFU by using a public toilet at a bar
Obligatory this wasn’t today, it was about a week ago.
So me and my two friends decided to go to a local bar for some beers, a pretty typical Saturday night. On the train there I felt a poop coming on, but felt I could hold it until we were at the bar.
Once we arrive I... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1645850392 | 1645851114 | t3_t1o8au | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friends take my phone
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CatPasswd: Shitty friends.
And put a PIN on your phone.
Jaythejinchuuriki: I do but one has his finger in my phone, but thinking now ill just take it off
CatPasswd: Wait. Why would a non-SO friend have access to your phone? That seems like a bad plan.
Jayt... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1645850903 | 1645863503 | t3_t1oe3l | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU for asking for a DNA test for my kid
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Creative_Ad999: Pack your items and leave brother
Elric_Energy: We have a house together
Creative_Ad999: One of you must leave
Filthy_Kate: Why exactly? He has proof of literally nothing, aside that his wife has had sex at least once with someone, most like... | 6 | -1.5 | |
1645854414 | 1645857279 | t3_t1phun | t5_2to41 | 9 | StayAtHomeGirlz: TIFU By accidentally standing up a date/hook up and making them waste $100
So I've been dejectedly frustrated at myself for what I did in the past 3 hours and wanted to vent, so sorry for the long post.
I (19F) wanted to try casual dating on Tinder and have been trying to meet up with people, and I d... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1645857578 | 1645861352 | t3_t1qflg | t5_2to41 | 13 | Kataoaka: TIFU By missing my fucking flight
It's as simple as that. I'm on a tight student budget and had put in extra hours at work so I could go travel over the weekend with my roommates. Booked a place to stay and tickets for the stuff we were gonna see. It was supposed to be our little few days off with eachother.
... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1645859735 | 1645860031 | t3_t1r0zo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being vulnerable with my crush
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LonInternet: You know the word I'll say and it starts with a P
Educational-Let-1027: I don’t know what you mean
LonInternet: Google pu and 2 s's and 1 y
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1645866884 | 1645877861 | t3_t1svr6 | t5_2to41 | 3,580 | MinusTheFun: TIFU using an unboxed fleshlight
For the record, the story you're about to read was an anecdotal comment I made in a thread from a recent TIFU post ("TIFU being intimate with my pillow") that eventually got removed because the mods determined there were no consequences and therefore no fuck up. I was the o... | 6 | 596.666667 | |
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Rainbow62993: I'm going to automatically assume that you're a male and have absolutely no idea how the female anatomy works.
Incredible fail for a troll post.
Ancient_Fly_1256: Um, no I'm very female... but thanks. I'll take it down if it's really that dumb. I forgot about my ta... | 5 | 1 | |
1645866045 | 1645879709 | t3_t1so2q | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by following a joi
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atom1129: For future reference the lotion works best during the session not after.
yumirow: Or lube
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1645919703 | 1645922941 | t3_t1t8zt | t5_2to41 | 9 | License_to_cry: >You don't know what fascism is, lib.
Fascism: Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a form of far-right, authoritarian ultranationalism characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society and the economy
You may pretend you're somehow left wing, but in rea... | 17 | 0.529412 | |
1645872753 | 1645940903 | t3_t1ugey | t5_2to41 | 1,026 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling through the ceiling in front of my daughter and pregnant wife
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Wiggy_0000: You landed on your feet on that railing?
Your spidey senses must’ve kicked in.
Sorry about the roof though. Hope everything gets fix fast.
_off_piste_: I don’t see how he could have possibly landed with his fe... | 5 | 205.2 | |
1645866470 | 1645909854 | t3_t1sryx | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by following a joi
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Bheegabhoot: Yo dm me the link
murf633: HAHAHAHAHA, same
Emergency_Mail6848: I would also like a link
i_ampossessed: i need the link too
[deleted]: For scientific research purposes, I request the link as well
PuMa2001: I need it too for a research paper.
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1645879397 | 1645879870 | t3_t1w9nc | t5_2to41 | 23 | givemehanborger: TIFU by trying to go to Ireland
Obligatory “this was two months ago”
So Im working at a Mortgage Firm. It’s December 2021. I’ll give a rundown of events:
December 1: get promoted to a specialized team that is supposed to, in my new boss’ words “rake in cash”
December 5ish: start training my boss’ s... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1645884038 | 1645886351 | t3_t1xqw0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Okimiyage: Your dads reaction wasn’t healthy in itself. How is that helping anyone?
You need to speak to someone. I’m not sure how old you are, but talk to your dad about maybe going to therapy. You don’t need his reaction, but you do need to understand it probably comes from a ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1645884597 | 1646925530 | t3_t1xxqu | t5_2to41 | 20,396 | KingPigeon848: TIFU by explaining what a parable was to my boss.
So I live in the south or the USA, right smack dab in the middle of the bible belt. But I myself never really bought into the whole christian beliefs. That being said I was raised up with knowledge on the Bible and have actually read the whole thing in it... | 33 | 618.060606 | |
1645884539 | 1645887296 | t3_t1xx0q | t5_2to41 | 36 | TheY3TI: TIFU by drinking what I thought was mountain dew during a road trip to Illinois.
Alright so this happened ages ago, like pre-internet because I was probably like 7 or 8 I think. One thing about my family is we moved a lot over the years over 25 times and to two different states. This was during one of our "mov... | 3 | 12 | |
1645891066 | 1645927776 | t3_t208ln | t5_2to41 | 94 | badcactus27: TIFU by getting locked in the fitness center with my girlfriend.
A collabrative effort between myself and u/abstractArtist5
So my girlfriend (22F) and I (26M) got locked in my apartment complex fitness center. My girlfriend is visiting me in Florida, and I wanted to take her swimming, but the beaches can ... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1645890527 | 1645962529 | t3_t201fb | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwaway-TIFUAdopt: TIFU by sleeping with my (adopted) “sister’s” married brother
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All you can do IMHO is bite the bullet and keep this to yourself while whatever happens in his marriage plays out without you - you do not want to have any role whatsoever in ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1645892242 | 1645893051 | t3_t20omq | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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-mmmmBacon-: “Thanks nasty tinder man” as they have a used condom hanging out of them
Subspace_Terror: OP's a man
[deleted]: Clarification: OP is a “super gay boi”
DoIKnowYouHuman: Which sounds fantastically more masculine than “super straight” lol
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1645894407 | 1645977705 | t3_t21h4u | t5_2to41 | 40 | VernSyth: TIFU by liking garlic bread a little too much
This happened just now.
Okay so I'm texting my crush this morning and we're talking about food. I'm in culinary school so I'm just shooting the breeze, saying some dishes that are easy to make and having a good time. I tell her "I'd suck some titty for some chili... | 5 | 8 | |
1645897504 | 1646499158 | t3_t22o1f | t5_2to41 | 28 | Hydrogeology: TIFU by giving a Christmas present to someone that killed their "pet."
Obviously, this didn't happen all in one day and this is a longer. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I am very good friends with couple with two kids, Ashley and Dylan. They are like a second family to mine. Dylan is... | 4 | 7 | |
1645899391 | 1645906278 | t3_t23e3t | t5_2to41 | 138 | xnge: TIFU by trying to shave my pubes for the first time
I'm a male in his early 20s and have never even trimmed my pubes. On top of that, i have never shaved my face. I grow very little facial hair and just never bothered shaving it. I just clean and maintain it.
My girlfriend has been suggesting i try shaving them... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1645900838 | 1645903715 | t3_t23x4j | t5_2to41 | 59 | AlsoNotTheMamma: TIFU by telling stories about creating fake skin using Bostik clear when I was a kid
This finished happening about 30 - 45 minutes ago. TLDR at bottom
# Background
I (M60) was talking to my daughter about how, as children, my generation did things that these days would be considered dangerous and rec... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1645901839 | 1645976799 | t3_t24adu | t5_2to41 | 28 | AnonymousEagleThing: TIFU by saying ‘I love U’ without meaning ‘I love YOU’ and making things awkward
So… of course, this happened a month ago, not today.
In school, we were writing in Sumerian, and some of those letters are brutal (google Sumerian alphabet and look at X or Y or J). The simplest letter is U, which is ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1645895896 | 1645923646 | t3_t2229e | t5_2to41 | 595 | Wawawusel: TIFU by calling it an early night and getting arrested.
So this actually happened a few years ago but it really fits well. I was never big into alcohol/ getting wasted. still I always joined in with the drinking, but stopped after i got noticably drunk.
That one night i said fuck it and didnt watch my drink... | 7 | 85 | |
1645899942 | 1645906435 | t3_t23lcq | t5_2to41 | 12 | evilpenguin1981: TIFU by falling in the snow
So this happened Thursday afternoon, but I'm just now feeling good enough to get up and move around. Wife was stuck in the driveway due to the snow. Couldn't get out because the driver door was right next to a snow bank. Called her parents to come help. I'm inside the whole... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1645904192 | 1645934583 | t3_t255pm | t5_2to41 | 16 | yume_7: TIFU by dropping a barbell on my face
So, it was just a normal day with me and my friends at the gym.
Everything went good, my friends finished their workouts and i had one more set of bench pressing, sooooo my dumbass thought it 'd be a good idea to try a new, heavier weight (15 more kg than usual). I told on... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1645904264 | 1645911646 | t3_t256qh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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acorns35: Sounds like one or both of you have some delayed social skills so it probably wouldn’t work out anyway.
Radiodaize: I'll reevaluate my social skills.
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1645905691 | 1645934866 | t3_t25pfm | t5_2to41 | 3,143 | Goldsviage: TIFU by bringing up Ukraine-Russian war and loosing my best friend
Sorry if I don't write well, English is not my main language. Also I am part Ukranian and have relatives in Ukraine which makes the situation more heated. I also live in the Baltics which I adress to make story more clear.
So me and my at t... | 9 | 349.222222 | |
1645907329 | 1645984606 | t3_t26aj5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | WeDontTradeLivesCap: TIFU by taking my Vyvanse and Adderall at the same time
I woke up at 2 pm today, after a week of a real shitty sleep schedule. I looked at myself in the mirror and said “it’s too late in the day to take my Vyvanse, so I’ll just take my Adderall instead”. That’s where I fucked up.
I have a weekly ... | 4 | 1 | |
1645906932 | 1645974754 | t3_t265ei | t5_2to41 | 109 | Cummy-Bear-Magic: TIFU for thinking the resort umbrellas has UV protection.
FU was yesterday but I’m paying for it today. It’s my first time taking a holiday since 2019. First two days we couldn’t get totally in shade, so liberally applied sunscreen. No problems.
But I hate the smell of sunscreen, any scents give me a... | 3 | 36.333333 | |
1645907538 | 1645910715 | t3_t26d8p | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Kitsuno-chan69: Gotta say, if you already do this and getting lubed up with is precum, I don't see how it's a problem to have sex. Any bad thing that could happen would have happened now anyway, since precum can have living sperm in it as well. I don't really see why he should be ... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1645908658 | 1645915201 | t3_t26r96 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing a move my crush made
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Old_Fart_2: Next time you see him, ask him if he wants coffee.
Zealousideal_Set7459: This.
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1645909029 | 1645916988 | t3_t26vu5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | moneyteamtk: TIFU by missing out on a Playstation 5
I just moved into my first apartment in Little Rock with a loan but it wasn’t enough to cover some absurd random expenses. Yesterday I took out a manageable topper with my car title as collateral.
I didn’t want to run through all of the funds i had left over like las... | 4 | 2.75 | |
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PugnaciousPaw: The broken English comment was really unnecessary to the story. And just leaves a poor impression.
ryanda5ft4: How old are you ? It's a fucking story. He was describing the setting to help put the reader in his shoes. How are you offended?
tuckfyler1: Very true, it'... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1645911069 | 1645916719 | t3_t27lwg | t5_2to41 | 3 | guttersgopnik: TIFU by accidentally favoring a tweet
Long story short, I met this girl on twitter few months ago, she is interesting, kind and witty, for weeks i wanted to ask her out, i got depressed and dipped for two months i think, i emerged back again and texted her, she was cold but then I confronted her and thi... | 3 | 1 | |
1645910661 | 1645927264 | t3_t27gvp | t5_2to41 | 15 | buriednotmarried: TIFU by Using Body Powder
In my defense, I know I'm dumb sometimes. I think everyone is dumb sometimes. I just thought I knew something to be true which wasn't.
Since Monday, my bathtub hasn't been draining properly. I discovered this because I took a shower Monday, anyways- it did finish draining o... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1645913261 | 1646031821 | t3_t28du6 | t5_2to41 | 70 | imjstlonely: TIFU by using my phone when it was charging
This took place last night. English is not my first language so i apologise for any grammatical errors that might occur.
Let's start with some context. I don't really know why but sometimes when my phone is charging, my screen does stuff that i'm not making it t... | 7 | 10 | |
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Radiodaize: You might want to apologize and tell them you are getting some help. Then look into getting some help. I wish you the best.
OmegaRed721: I did already and so did they, but the insinuation that I abandoned Friend 2 is what truly infuriated me. I would never in a millio... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1645918076 | 1645918376 | t3_t2a3py | t5_2to41 | 10 | 42069_420: TIFU for telling a child he acted bad and getting ripped apart by the goddess of the 287th dimension because of my sin of passing used c0ca1ne to a toddler and telling it he acted bad? Sorry, this
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Badhaase: How much are the drugs you are on?
MediumArmysTwatRot: No drugs. Just some kid thinking he's... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1645919231 | 1651999335 | t3_t2ahtl | t5_2to41 | 35 | ShyyyFoxxx: TIFU for not going to the doctor sooner because of an possible ear infection
Since two or three days my left inner ear has been burning and it's really painful. I just ignored it and hoped it will go away on its own. It didn't and since it's been so freaking painful I actually went to the doctor. The soones... | 7 | 5 | |
1645920930 | 1645956792 | t3_t2b2xi | t5_2to41 | 17,220 | eveningsand: TIFU by telling my coworker his wife should get an abortion
Obligatory this happened a few hours ago. I am on a desktop, and English is my first language. All mistakes are on account of my own incompetence.
I'm outside earlier today chatting with a coworker, who wanted my opinion on getting a 7 seater ... | 13 | 1,324.615385 | |
1645921689 | 1645991574 | t3_t2bbp6 | t5_2to41 | 467 | yay4tcu: TIFU by chewing Alka Seltzer.
For context, I haven't been feeling well lately and in searching the medicine cabinet, I realized we were out of Tylenol, Nyquil, Dayquil, and the like. Not even any Ibuprofen in this house. But aha! I did see a possibly very old box of Alka Seltzer Cold and Flu. "Perfect", I ... | 7 | 66.714286 | |
1645925141 | 1645926974 | t3_t2ch73 | t5_2to41 | 7 | IndianRopeMan: TIFU I fell in love with the daughter of a narcisist and he is abusing us both
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Intelligent_Orange28: So both of you…. Leave… what’s the problem? Stop taking his calls or seeing him.
IndianRopeMan: i’ve brought on producers and they are interested in investing 10 million to make Michaels and Sal... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1645927126 | 1645986866 | t3_t2d3n4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | anonthrow_away88: TIFU by not speaking to an old friend
Here's the story. I had a nerd friend group and during my freshman and sophomore year of high school I moved schools and a discord was made to to keep us all in touch. During this time at my new school I went ghost and a lot more people (that I knew of but wasn't... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1645934452 | 1645939723 | t3_t2fcty | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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grandtari: surely surely surely some other possible explanations crossed your mind before assuming that? seems like a wild leap to your conclusion over someone being out of breath on the phone lol
robert812003: Yes... Yes there were, but going by what time of night it was, that my... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1645939849 | 1645941651 | t3_t2gxs7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by messaging women
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Rieger_not_Banta: Since you're such a sincere person, I would suggest you focus on meeting women in person. Any excuse you have for not being able is bs. If you're worth dating or screwing or being around, then grow a pair, go out there and meet a girl. Go pick up the girl ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1645941387 | 1646000154 | t3_t2hd06 | t5_2to41 | 27,008 | Abbigator5000: TIFU by violently sh*tting in my toddler’s potty
This evening after dinner I was cleaning up and started feeling a rumbly in my tummy. I called my husband (who I thought was downstairs) to come up and watch our toddler as I needed to poop.
I couldn't wait for him so I ran up the stairs trusting he would... | 12 | 2,250.666667 | |
1645940410 | 1645945949 | t3_t2h3gg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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t53ix35: Did you get roofied? Not being able to walk takes an awful lot of alcohol in my experience.
Affectionate_Hat494: Honestly, I think I may have been. I really didn't want to think ill of Jack, but at the same time, I've gotten pretty drunk before, and I still am able to wal... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1645943269 | 1645972948 | t3_t2hvj4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Imaginaryfriendship: TIFU playing chicken with my dog
Obligatory this happened last Monday
Every night the last walk with dog Little Bear around 11pm we have a little ritual where I bring a toy with me and on our way back to our suite I let him off leash and throw the toy down the hallway for him untill he's had eno... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1645945513 | 1645954803 | t3_t2ig9d | t5_2to41 | 462 | throwawayrudeprude: TIFU by telling my date that his dick could grow
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but in my college sophomore year.
At the time, I was quite a prude because I grew up in a fairly conservative environment. I never had any any sex ed/ sex experience or even watch porn before the FU. English is a... | 3 | 154 | |
1645948142 | 1645976943 | t3_t2j3ip | t5_2to41 | 130 | Obvious-Secretary779: TIFU By covering myself in shit
Obligatory this didn’t happen today but quite a few years ago.
Background: So it was just after Christmas, and I feel this is a very British thing to do, all the kids (me included) had gotten a lynx set, one of which had come with the black loofah with the scratch... | 7 | 18.571429 | |
1645949962 | 1646018082 | t3_t2jjs4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | anonymouschef91: TIFU by coercing my fiance into masturbating with a Carolina reaper chilli pepper.
*not a karma story, true as the day is bright*
As the title reads, my fiancee and myself were getting hot and heavy. Pun intended, foreplay starting with nipple stuff. And we both like hot things, chilli's mainly, and ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1645949723 | 1646001167 | t3_t2jhq2 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Due-Contribution6424: TIFU by not going to the hospital.
TIFU by not going to the hospital when I should have.
I had a fight. I took a bad fall on a piece of steel during said fight(obviously not today, but I'm typing again now slowly, it was about two months ago). Not my best performance, I basically got jumped and ... | 9 | 5.666667 | |
1645952886 | 1645982982 | t3_t2k9zt | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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z0rius: I mean thats dumb, but im also stupid, I left my windows pc on the ethernet which is all static to the outside world, turns out I ran IIS and the bastards injected something with root priveleges and gained ever password I ever had, bitcoin wallets and all.
Luckily my wall... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1645952550 | 1645966980 | t3_t2k6wh | t5_2to41 | 53 | muddybubble: TIFU by sharing too much with my family
This happened a few hours ago and no one has said anything yet.
My parents are visiting us and were sat in the living room reading my son a story before bedtime. My partner was upstairs feeding our baby before she went to sleep. I walked into the baby’s room and an... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1645955940 | 1645963188 | t3_t2l0wf | t5_2to41 | 50 | WtfMoldyWater: TIFU by drinking moldy water for (possibly) months
Hello, Reddit. Yes, that is the title. Also throwaway
For the past few months I've been feeling quite sickly. Headaches, problems with my stomach, you get the idea. I've went to the doctors office and I got prescribed some pills for my stomach acid issu... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1645959390 | 1645989985 | t3_t2luaz | t5_2to41 | 1,846 | 8kai0man8: TIFU by spanking the wrong woman at a party
Today was my friend's birthday and she had a party at the beach that she invited me and my girlfriend to. My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost four years and I know we probably do a little much in the PDA department but it's never hurt anybody.
Today we... | 12 | 153.833333 | |
1645963896 | 1645972447 | t3_t2my8q | t5_2to41 | 14 | ReddyAyden: TIFU by forgetting my glucometer at home and going to a coffee shop
First of all, this is actually a YIFU, as it happened yesterday and hadn’t any energies left to post this.
I [20M, T1 Diabetes] was bored at home, very hyped as I wanted to play Elden Ring on my TV (we recently bought a 75 inch 4K OLED on... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1645966157 | 1645978177 | t3_t2njrt | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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misshexe: Stay tuned! Hopefully that was too many photos for many people to go over that night and you got it in time.
whatproblems: scroll scroll scroll wait what? that’s a cool nude costume wait….
unchartedguy1: First picture was the full frontal too 😭
notherefor-the-upvot: Sha... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1645973362 | 1645976117 | t3_t2psei | t5_2to41 | 14 | Brogomakishima: Tifu watching a hentai episode with my stepsister
Ok so first let me share that I have a close relationship with my stepsister. We've been close since we were kids. She ran away from home and we reconnected 6 years later after she had 2 kids and reconciled with the family. We talk about everything and ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1645977454 | 1646277297 | t3_t2r5i0 | t5_2to41 | 58 | pickledickle12: TIFU by cheating on my first love
As you may have guessed by the title, i fucked up less than 3 hours ago by cheating on my girlfriend of one year.
sorry in advanced if formatting, spelling or if anything is general is scuffed as i am writing this on my phone while weeping and drunk. this post isn’t lo... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1645979219 | 1646000127 | t3_t2rslp | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting sexual subreddits
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Tiredtruckermomma: You sound like an incel. Yikes.
Cute_Development6959: Exactly!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
The first paragraph was giving major incel vibes, and it only got worse
jovialjennbo: Incel gonna incel
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1645981497 | 1645981826 | t3_t2sm7j | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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JustSomeUsername99: The spray from a skunk is actually oil based. Use a dish washing soap and some hydrogen peroxide to wash your dog. As for the smell that got on other things, you're just kinda screwed and have to wait.
Edit to add : you live in an apartment. I bet your neighbo... | 3 | 1 | |
1645981452 | 1646070557 | t3_t2sllb | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending GIFs of porn things I thought I can handle
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zilnosnibor: This is so something I would do but I wouldn't answer the door. I much more chicken than you are lol. Good luck with the flight, hope it's not a long one. Maybe buy an inflatable donut, assuming they let you take it on the plan... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1645980774 | 1645984635 | t3_t2scru | t5_2to41 | 16 | Thiantiks: TIFU by gassing my house
Obligatory on mobile, tldr at the end. Anyway, at 1am I decided to make microwave soup cause I was a bit hungry. I’m tired and pretty out of it but oh well. I put the soup base and the spice in and walk down from my room to the microwave and put my soup in thinking I left my phone in... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1645982525 | 1646068482 | t3_t2szwl | t5_2to41 | 434 | JinxyRosafi: TIFU by turning my niece into a weeb.
My niece & I are very close, partly because we lived together for afew years until my sister moved out and mostly because I freaking adore her and always had her at my side since she was born. As she got out of the toddler stage, she started that stage of wanting t... | 6 | 72.333333 | |
1645984039 | 1646012117 | t3_t2tjfz | t5_2to41 | 105 | Not_A_BOT_RN: TIFU because I shaved my legs
So this actually did happen on the day of, but I cannot follow the umpteen rules.
Background: I'm a self-declared klutz. I've performed a number of stupid self-injuries over the years. I once cut my finger badly when cleaning my flute. I still have that scar. I closed an ... | 5 | 21 | |
1645984670 | 1646028329 | t3_t2trm8 | t5_2to41 | 21,522 | Brettmonchan: TIFU - My neighbours can hear me and my wife having sex.
About 2 hours ago, me (m-30) and my wife (f-29) happily married for almost 3 years now. My wife and I were having a good time, our sex life’s have improved recently (trying new things etc) however we both have fertility related issues but actively t... | 12 | 1,793.5 | |
1645985015 | 1645988809 | t3_t2twga | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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big-klit: That’s super dangerous get it sorted ASAP
Amerlan: Not really, most molds that grow in the home are quite safe and you're constantly breathing in a small amount. It's when you get a *rare*, and health hazardous strain that problems occur. Most people react to higher leve... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1645987100 | 1645989076 | t3_t2unvp | t5_2to41 | 1,500 | enlistedoden: TIFU by leaving a creepy note on my neighbors porch
So actually happened a couple days ago but what ever.
I live in a family neighborhood and I am single so it has been kind of difficult to meet people. I noticed someone who recently moved in and they set up their front porch super nicely. So in an effor... | 7 | 214.285714 | |
1645989969 | 1645992723 | t3_t2vp2e | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SadArm4678: From your post it looks like you should spend less time cheating and more time studying.
qusay404: Well studying was never my problem, I was just trying to help my classmates that are facing the risk of failing .
SadArm4678: I'd concentrate on yourself so you don't get... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1645991551 | 1645995340 | t3_t2w9by | t5_2to41 | 15 | LevelMiddle: TIFU sending $30 to a tinder scam but it’s funny as hell to me
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Curiousuk_South9566: I’ll send you a PayPal request for £50,000 it’ll fill my car up with petrol (yep uk prices are high rn)
If you can transfer asap much appreciated
LevelMiddle: Will you come over to fuk?
Curiousuk_South9566: If y... | 11 | 1.363636 | |
1645991732 | 1646016976 | t3_t2wbsf | t5_2to41 | 296 | [deleted]: TIFU and mistakenly made out with my future SIL
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[deleted]: When she grabbed your dick that was either a good thing or bad thing for you.
Adren909: It’s a good thing she grabbed it. Bad thing she’s his SIL.
CoolStoryBro_Fairy: He means his dick was noticeably a different size, so his dick is either ... | 7 | 42.285714 | |
1645991983 | 1645993251 | t3_t2wezu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by imagining that my wife cheated on me
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leatherplates42069: Me and my bi wife are in an open marriage and we both fuck other women all we want. Not everyone likes the generic, cookie cutter format of marriage. Sure, it's definitely wrong to cheat but don't automatically assume the stories in t... | 4 | 1 |
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