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adp63: You gonna post this in r/AITA?
averageredditcuck: Maybe. What do you think? AITA? I think it’s pretty clear the dog is the asshole
thatsomebull: Yes. You are the asshole. You made him PAY for the dog? Gtfo
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1645994860 | 1646024817 | t3_t2xg0w | t5_2to41 | 35 | AccurateWorking4644: TIFU by chugging 1.2L of water
Happened within the last couple hours.
So I'm coming back to the US from my second trip in South America, and I arrived in Houston with a full water bottle. Well, we were going through security, since Houston is our first port of entry, and they gave us the usual ... | 5 | 7 | |
1645996546 | 1646123599 | t3_t2y1tf | t5_2to41 | 109 | AnnoNizo: TIFU by assuming Reddit filtered/limited its extreme content
TL DR at end
Last night (after midnight so technically today), I was in a horny mood and decided to come to reddit to find likeminded people. Because of the unfortunate, nightly timing, I experienced some difficulty finding likeminded people. I loo... | 8 | 13.625 | |
1645996317 | 1645998858 | t3_t2xywn | t5_2to41 | 16 | Asleep-Strawberry716: TIFU by almost catfishing my artist and nearly stealing someone else’s tattoo appointment
I went into my tattoo shop today to talk with my artist about my next tattoo and put money down for it. I went in, another artist greeted me and asked if I was there for my artist, I’ll call him T. I figured... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1645995485 | 1646002574 | t3_t2xnzc | t5_2to41 | 12 | Beautiful_Fishing569: TIFU for buying a bootleg anime figure
This happened a few months ago. I was on Ebay looking for figures and I saw a really rare figure for very cheap. It was the SH Figuarts Sasuke Uchiha (Itachi Battle version) from Naruto. It was only 50 bucks so I bought it without checking that it was fake (t... | 3 | 4 | |
1646002276 | 1646003532 | t3_t303aj | t5_2to41 | 27 | SnooMemesjellies1277: TIFU by accidentally using the womens bathroom
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zischer: Maybe the urinal is for transwomen?
DoIKnowYouHuman: Everyone: Do trans women really want to be reminded they have a penis?
OPs company: No idea, but we’re adhering to equality in our provision facilities, so that’ll prevent anoth... | 3 | 9 | |
1646004168 | 1646006512 | t3_t30rrv | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reddoraptor: Hammered and did possibly significant damage? Yeah, things might get awkward.
bigpoopgirl: ahhh I offered to pay if anything was broken :/
Reddoraptor: That’s good, right thing to do. One can only hope the floor/ceiling, or floor in their place, is not significantly... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1646005108 | 1646009783 | t3_t3138r | t5_2to41 | 61 | YourLocaIKaren: TIFU By Saying “Orgasm” Instead of “Organism” At a Family Dinner
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OkVolume1: My seventh grade science teacher did the same. Needless to say, our entire class lost it.
She was a cutie, too. New to teaching.
My class also got her to look up whitehouse.com back in the day.
A_NonE-Moose: Dare ... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1646005973 | 1646032144 | t3_t31dur | t5_2to41 | 35 | xXbaconandcarsXx: TIFU when checking in my literal shit at the airport
Today i went to another part of my country by plane to participate in a study researching a treatment for people with irritable bowel syndrome (basically bad digestion). As part of the study, i had to take excrement samples and bring them with me on... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1646006481 | 1646032992 | t3_t31k9q | t5_2to41 | 536 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I made a friend online
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wondercattos: Not to be hateful or anything but that sounds like emotional cheating. The fact that youre so hurt and wanting a closure sounds like you may have developed more that a friendship. And indirectly, youre wanting something more.
And to add, based ... | 7 | 76.571429 | |
1646007049 | 1646059987 | t3_t31ran | t5_2to41 | 24 | she-is-insecure: TIFU by not cashing in free money on time
I (22f) work hard in school, so that my dad's hard earned money doesn't go to waste. I don't spend money for no reason and I save up my money. Today, I was relaxing in my room and my siblings came into my room to tell me that 2 checks from school came in back i... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1646007710 | 1646008117 | t3_t31z7d | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThrowawayCumOnWalls: TIFU by cumming all over the bathroom's walls
I'm dying from embarrassment because of what just happened.
So I'm on a family vacation and there's no Internet here so I just had to rely on the shitty mobile network.
Since I share a room and I've had to go to sleep and wake up early these da... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1646008062 | 1646008995 | t3_t3236a | t5_2to41 | 21 | Beautiful_Facade: TIFU by preparing and eating food infested with bugs…again.
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Cujo_Kitz: You do realize eating bugs is completely fine, right? You eat bug parts every time you have peanut butter or most canned food.
TheWeebDeity: America has a set limit to how many bug parts can be in each food peanut butter ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1646010332 | 1646010756 | t3_t32ukq | t5_2to41 | 9 | yeetorbeyeeted1535: TIFU Breaking my knuckle fixing a laptop
To preface this was back in 2017 and my laptop was a hunk of junk Lenovo think pad that had the red button pad instead of a regular track pad and I’m on mobile sorry about any weird formatting.
I (17F) at the time was using my ancient laptop to do most of my... | 3 | 3 | |
1646010710 | 1646035406 | t3_t3306i | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by taunting him to go harder after I did a bunch of ergo rowing and deadlifts
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WolframLeon: Your “buddy” sounds just great to just throw ya out after cumming and incapacitated you. Hope ya feel better. Btw you might have to go to a Chiro for that if it’s out of place.
LowAwarenessAP: Heed this... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1646011218 | 1646081852 | t3_t336bs | t5_2to41 | -12 | throwaway34799631: TIFU by telling my best friend i’m in love with her
Me (F18) and my best friend (F18) have been friends since 7th grade. We’ve always been close and she’s kinda like a sister to me.
Maybe around freshman year she ended up trying to do something together but I kinda friend zoned her and told her we ... | 3 | -4 | |
1646011310 | 1646162166 | t3_t337dw | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by betraying my GFs trust and not telling her for 2 years
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hairynutzndik: Shoulda shut your trap bud
astronova34: I don't regret telling the truth, I regret doing it, I was lying to her by not telling her the truth and that was wrong
funnyjunk63: Not lying just not sharing
hectorismyhomie: a li... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1646010657 | 1646090146 | t3_t32zgh | t5_2to41 | 20 | Raven_Drakeaurd: TIFU By convincing my co-worker I'm a Russian spy
Some quick background: I work at a grocery store and a bit of a joker. However, my jokes commonly flop or just come out sounding like harsh criticisms.
But today, through a string of happenstance essential I made my co-worker convinced I was a Russian ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1646013657 | 1646016897 | t3_t33yn7 | t5_2to41 | 98 | 2drumstics1sploot: TIFU by Expecting My Toddler to Fall Asleep in My Bed
Obligatory writing this on mobile, so apologies for formatting.
I am writing this as I sit here defeated by my 2 year old, and laughing because this actually happened today.
My (26F) Daughter (2F) has had a hell of a day today. She threw up all... | 4 | 24.5 | |
1646013730 | 1646015141 | t3_t33zj6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | CrimsonHoudini: TIFU by unknowingly lying to a Customer
(Un)Happy first post on this sub!
Just a bit of background: I (19M) work at a retail store and I’ve been working here for a few months. I know a bit about customer service but I don’t know most of the nuances about the store’s opening and closing procedures. The ... | 3 | 7 | |
1646010773 | 1646022887 | t3_t330z7 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my dad instead of my roommate first
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[deleted]: Your (clean) ass is fucked. LMAO
Terrebly: I hope this gets more upvotes then the post
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1646017686 | 1646053714 | t3_t35ay0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ooze-and-Oz: TIFU by feeding my wife catfood
Relevance: This happened about an hour ago.
My wife is pescatarian, very earth-conscious, pro-recycling, and all-around very environmentaliat.
And we usually feed our cat in stainless steel, bought-for-the-cat pet food bowls.
The other day, I couldn't scrape the ca... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1646018152 | 1646031358 | t3_t35g84 | t5_2to41 | 52 | randomcraigs: TIFU by leaving a used condom in my girlfriend's room
So obligatory happened a few days ago. After having sex with my girlfriend, I naturally wanted to dispose of the condom that I had. However, her father was in the bathroom, so I couldn't exactly do that. She offered me her empty band aid box instead, a... | 4 | 13 | |
1646023762 | 1646024319 | t3_t377rb | t5_2to41 | 31 | pink-dick-3-inc: TIFU by almost getting fired and getting my superior a written warning for my mistake
In the very first job I had for 5 years, I almost got fired as a cashier because I almost cost the company $2000 -$3000.
For context, the store I work for has a self-checkout area which I was responsible for this nig... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1646025381 | 1646045760 | t3_t37ptj | t5_2to41 | 34,618 | delicatemotion: TIFU by letting my boyfriend pop a pimple and it almost killed me
This happened a few years ago but I didn't use Reddit then and honestly, I find the story kind of hilarious and just a series of unfortunate events. Also, NSFW because it was on my labia?
I (at the time 23F) and my boyfriend at the time ... | 18 | 1,923.222222 | |
1646025890 | 1646039481 | t3_t37v85 | t5_2to41 | 468 | Teff1313: TIFU - I fell through the floor at a house fire.
I'm (19m) a career firefighter in my home town of 50,000. Been there for 13 months. At 7am this morning we were just about done washing the trucks and were happy to be going home when the tones went off and we were dispatched to a two story house on fire just o... | 8 | 58.5 | |
1646027400 | 1646032262 | t3_t38b0e | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rayn13: Lol is this really a FU if she helps you to explore? Frankly it’s one of the erogenous zones/ spots that you should explore.
LowAwarenessAP: Like this person said. It is out in the open now. Have it on the night stand next to the lube. See if she will use it on you the ne... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1646026570 | 1646111384 | t3_t382j7 | t5_2to41 | 1,536 | formerartfriend: TIFU by telling my friend I thought it was cute she let her dog sleep on her bed at night
Just happened last night when my friend let me stay over at her apartment after her fiancé’s birthday dinner. They have a new puppy that snorts really loud and has only just gotten the hang of potty training.
He... | 10 | 153.6 | |
1646030213 | 1646030540 | t3_t3944k | t5_2to41 | 19 | sexnshi: TIFU by not going back for a girl on time
Every year (except for the pandemic) there's an anime/gaming/overall nerd shit convention here in Las Vegas. I try to go every year just for the fun of it. Today was the last day and about 10 minutes before closing I saw this girl in a really cool Spiderman jacket. I t... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1646030417 | 1647646934 | t3_t39652 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Accomplished_Soft_23: TIFU by asking a 12 year old to give me her discord on roblox
This might sound goofy, yeah I play roblox at 17.
A few months ago I was playing a game called scp 3008 where you have to survive the night in an infinite ikea from ikea employees(this is an original scp not a joke). So I joined the e... | 21 | 1.952381 | |
1646040355 | 1646111169 | t3_t3boi8 | t5_2to41 | 1,052 | alterom: TIFU by forgetting to renew my passport and ending up in Hawaii
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calamanga: Just FYI you can walk in to the Agencies even tho they say appointment needed. Especially if you have a compelling reason (as you did)
MadMonksJunk: No. No you can't. You will absolutely be turned away. You must have an appoin... | 5 | 210.4 | |
1646040388 | 1646080456 | t3_t3bost | t5_2to41 | 23 | douchebag_throwawa: TIFU by being selfish and shortsighted
Throwaway account. To preface this whole story, I know what I did was terrible and I am fully aware of what went wrong, and I’m never going to do anything like this again. I just need to get it all off my chest.
As most posts go on here, this was in fact not t... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1646043519 | 1646046447 | t3_t3cfmu | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring away my potential online sexting partner
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MrBig562: Was she from hong kong on business in Manhattan?
murf633: Definitely!
MrBig562: I told her to suck my cock and “she” blocked me lol then messaged me again.
Its spam
murf633: Hahaha, these TIFUs are becoming fantasyland type stuff... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1646048764 | 1646058130 | t3_t3cr7y | t5_2to41 | 25 | GeekChick85: If you are still friends in 3 years then you are good to date then as it would be appropriate.
Edit: Why is everyone convoluting my words into predatory behaviour?
I never said wait for her and keep her leashed on for grooming. They go on with their lives, he can find some other girl to date and she ca... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1646044728 | 1646127048 | t3_t3cpyc | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying dark soled trainers
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OkVolume1: I read this as dark soiled.
hills_for_breakfast: I thought he meant to say dark souled..
headache_inducer: The sole is the underside, or bottom part of the shoe.
The soul is the inside, or humanity part of a person.
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1646049343 | 1646061616 | t3_t3dwkr | t5_2to41 | 133 | CJoshua_24: TIFU by showing a city councilor my gf's nudes
My grandma is director of a NGO healthcare association that recently held a 2-day training seminar. Hotel accommodations, buffet meals, the works. Seeing as grandma had recently come from knee surgery and needed some TLC moving around, I was more than happy to ... | 3 | 44.333333 | |
1646057027 | 1646127623 | t3_t3gc8w | t5_2to41 | 177 | DDipu: TIFU by going to the ER.
I visited a dentist today, and I was not feeling well on the ride home. My heart rate was at 156 and I also had minor chest pain. Once I reached home, I checked my blood pressure and it came up high so I immediately went to the ER.
It turns out I was fine! I have high blood pressure(du... | 6 | 29.5 | |
1646059269 | 1646080278 | t3_t3h4hc | t5_2to41 | 25,377 | shameless-3: TIFU by being a ho
I'm (32f) not particularly rigid when it comes to dating age ranges. I cast a wide net and if a guy is a few years younger or older I don't really mind. And by a few I mean like give or take 10 years.
So over the past couple months I've gone on a few dates with different guys, and I'll... | 18 | 1,409.833333 | |
1646061511 | 1646077030 | t3_t3hxl3 | t5_2to41 | 43 | EmotionMood: TIFU by loudly moaning and slapped myself loudly with my mom in the next room over
So this just happened and I'm kinda mortified.
I'm a maladaptive daydreamer, which means that I daydream A LOT and my daydreams are incredibly vivid and realistic to the point that I feel like I can almost touch them. Alon... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1646013601 | 1646066689 | t3_t33xvv | t5_2to41 | 13 | Impossible-Mechanic9: TIFU - I applied to a different graduate program and my supervisor decided to withdraw his offer
Context: I am a 4th year biomedical science student and have been emailing/calling professors to be potential supervisors. The programs I am applying for NEED a supervisor to even be considered for adm... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1646066126 | 1646134967 | t3_t3jmvd | t5_2to41 | 12,229 | purbrick: TIFU by setting myself on fire and revealing my naked body to my boyfriends parents
So this happened at around 7am today.
I live with my boyfriend (M24), his parents and siblings.
I (F25) woke up with my boyfriend when his alarm went off, popped on his dressing gown with nothing underneath and went to cook hi... | 9 | 1,358.777778 | |
1646068736 | 1646069354 | t3_t3kmn3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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gofatwya: What's the name of this subreddit, ya know so I can totally avoid it
wildadragon: r/stupidslutsclub
gofatwya: Thank goodness! I'll stay far, far away from that! 😉
wildadragon: Yup don't go there at all, don't read the detailed stories, and don't forget some lube.
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1646072208 | 1646073986 | t3_t3lzhp | t5_2to41 | 122 | [deleted]: TIFU - I accidentally let my SIL that my Trekkie brother gave my new nephew a fandom name
If I get caught I get caught...this is too funny not to share.
My parents and me finally got to meet my 8-month-old nephew in-person over the holidays when my brother (Sam) and his wife visited. It was a big deal becau... | 3 | 40.666667 | |
1646074238 | 1646078512 | t3_t3mrw1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling horny
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twohedwlf: This is how incels get started.
THE_TURTLE_MAGE: origin story
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1646074653 | 1646087660 | t3_t3mxov | t5_2to41 | -1 | Starry_Canvas: TIFU by leaving my mom to take care of a duck egg while I went on a trip for a day.
I had found abandoned Muscovy duck eggs outside house, it was cold so I brought them in and put them on a heating pad. After a few days two showed no development but one did, so I asked my mom if I could get an incubator ... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1646076100 | 1646077871 | t3_t3nhul | t5_2to41 | 82 | throwaway24690732: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she looks bigger
Me and my girlfriend J have been together 4 years and recently just had our baby. We take turns staying up with the baby at night but I usually stay up on the weekend because I work weekdays.
Today I didn’t work because I called off for my moms birthda... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1646076552 | 1646079387 | t3_t3no50 | t5_2to41 | 31 | GOLDENninjaXbox: TIFU by telling an actress to fiddle a banana.
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Sentraxx: So everything was fine?
GOLDENninjaXbox: Yup
Sentraxx: Then you didnt fuck up. 😉
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1646077451 | 1646144590 | t3_t3o0ot | t5_2to41 | 14 | pflage: TIFU while I cooked lasagne
(Obviously the story didn't happen today, but about 5 years ago. But until now I have been too embarrassed to tell it).
I was single, living in a Shared Appartement and came home after a long week and a hard day at work. I had bought everything for my favourite meal, lasagne, and my... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1646079252 | 1646079931 | t3_t3oqdq | t5_2to41 | 17 | getittogetherlemon: TIFU by giving a guy the wrong number on accident
Went to an overnight concert at a really cool art exhibit this weekend. I went with a friend and we got dressed up and were drinking and having fun. We decided to split up for a bit to explore the rooms more. I was wandering around and find a black a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1646080003 | 1646084643 | t3_t3p0uh | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwaway20294598: TIFU by not watching my toddler close enough
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No_Neighborhood1987: It happens kids get into things all the time!
I have a tod and smoke.
And Its ok it’s actually needed some times don’t let uptight parents on Reddit get to you lol
Just do what I do and always store it in a space they can’t e... | 18 | 1.388889 | |
1646078293 | 1646172758 | t3_t3ocj3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | alittleinthecloset: TIFU by hooking up with a guy on Bumble
TL;DR - My first time was with someone one fedora away from being a gay incel. But at least my apartment is clean-ish
I matched with a guy on Bumble, and having just been slow burned over 2 months by someone too busy/anxious/disinterested to meet, I asked him... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1646082389 | 1646084095 | t3_t3pxz0 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by recovering GF family photos and discovering her dad's peeing fetish.
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Samasher17: Obviously you don't ever tell anyone. Ever. Why are you even telling us? Geez.
solstice_gilder: Kinkshaming is wack
Samasher17: Found the person who likes getting pissed on.
solstice_gilder: ![gif](giphy|xT0BKK... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1646079976 | 1646201503 | t3_t3p0h1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Affectionate_Hat494: TIFU for accidentally cheating on a test
I have a teacher who I really hate. Let's call him "Dale". Not only is he a mean teacher, but he's a bad teacher. And of course, he teaches the worst possible subject to ever exist: chemistry. He's this tall, lanky, nerdy guy.
He's such a jerk. One time, on... | 4 | 3 | |
1646084292 | 1646092393 | t3_t3qo6g | t5_2to41 | 10 | Moodymadam90: TIFU by moving a stack of empty crates
Obligatory, not today. This happened yesterday, ive just finished being embarrassed.
I work at a charity shop, at the back we have crates for book recycling. Always stacked to around 6 feet high, being 5 foot 3 the top crates aren't easy for me to reach so we usuall... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646088337 | 1646093062 | t3_t3s7r4 | t5_2to41 | 67 | ror_60: TIFU by drinking a gallon of apple juice.
On Saturday, after working out I was super thirsty, so I decided to down some apple juice. I drank almost a gallon of the stuff, and it was pretty delicious ngl. About an hour later, I was walking around, and felt like I needed to fart. No big deal so I did. Then I felt... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1646088383 | 1646163150 | t3_t3s8cg | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending my day being jealous and bitter of women
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BikeRunBrian: Lower the porn to only when you crave it, not as a habit, get in shape, make jokes instead of complain, and stop caring about women.
These will cause you to have the same exact issues, but with higher standards. From here, you... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1646089861 | 1646112877 | t3_t3ssz0 | t5_2to41 | 66 | VintixPrime: TIFU by shitting my pants and ruining my airpods
I (19m) am in my freshman year of college. Never before in my life have I had an "accident" until today.
The day started out a little rough since I had an early class and had to pick someone up from the airport. I decided to have lunch before my 1PM class, ... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1646090850 | 1646096862 | t3_t3t5xn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU as a mom
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TwoLucid: You've not fucked up. Life is life and sometimes kids need to understand that parents are just regular people doing their best. Food in bellies, roof over heads and doing their best to look after them. I'm not in the same situation, fairly similar but with more children. We ... | 10 | 0.5 | |
1646091726 | 1646164591 | t3_t3th2v | t5_2to41 | 11 | entertained_observer: Tifu by taking a pizza out of the oven
Hello all
So as is quite common this was not today, but three days ago. For some context, I am a stay at home mum and my bf works, sometimes coming home a couple hours past our kids bedtime (around 10pm)
So bf came home that night with a frozen pizza for h... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1646093278 | 1646102516 | t3_t3u0x0 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Asscrumb44: TIFU by asking my girlfriends mom for feet pics
This actually happened last week and my chest still aches when I think about it. I hope posting it here somehow makes the cringe easier to handle.
My girlfriend and I have been a couple for 5 years of which the last 2 are long-distance due to university/appre... | 4 | 11 | |
1646097600 | 1646186099 | t3_t3vhzn | t5_2to41 | 41,813 | little_numb_bug: TIFU for saying, "i'm fast as fuck boi" in front of my parents.
So my mom came home from a bad day at work and asked me to make her a mug cake. I said for sure, and made her one. I was in a rush because I knew she wanted to go sit down, and I forgot to make the miniature batch of icing that goes on top... | 17 | 2,459.588235 | |
1646097854 | 1646107620 | t3_t3vl3z | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling on my Peter bone next to my sleeping GF
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ursois: Time for a new GF, OP. Assaulting you because you needed to get off is not acceptable. If she's willing to be violent once, she'll do it again. Wait until she's out of the house, pack your shit, and go. When you're away, text her and t... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1646099096 | 1646180772 | t3_t3vzw7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ok_Age_1990: Tifu; Got scammed twice in 3 weeks.
So I got scammed twice in 3 weeks. The first time this happened was when my normal dealer starting cutting me short on bud well I didn't notice until my buddy said the weed wasn't all that good. So I stopped picking up from him and he hit me up one day with a deal I cou... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1646100499 | 1646134333 | t3_t3wh5v | t5_2to41 | 46 | ajplumm: TIFU by not following up with an employee who then attempted suicide
I fucked up by not following my gut and as a result my employee attempted suicide.
So the situation actually started last Friday evening. I received a phone call from my employee late (7pm). After making sure everything was okay (safety-wis... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1646102013 | 1646168347 | t3_t3wzpl | t5_2to41 | 109 | DefiniteThrowaway99: TIFU by eating a bad combination of foods before school
Throwaway account for obvious reasons! So the story starts with dinner last night. We had some chicken and one of my favourite foods ever as a side, it's this fried rice with chili flakes in it.
This night however, it seems like my mother pu... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1646101697 | 1646103028 | t3_t3wvuq | t5_2to41 | 65 | Chickenstriptease: TIFU by sneaking into my gf’s house
This happened like 2 years ago but I can definitely still remember it like it was today. So basically I snuck into my girlfriend’s house while her parents were out of town. Later that night, things started to get hot and heavy. While we were doing our thing, my gir... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1646103574 | 1646104587 | t3_t3xiet | t5_2to41 | 15 | BunHein: TIFU by opening my wallet at McDonald's in front of the cashier
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leiibabee: How dirty are you.. like wtf
Jonsnow2017: Lmfaooo yoooooo 😵
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1646099265 | 1646131666 | t3_t3w1ys | t5_2to41 | 54 | Aderondak: TIFU by making my family nickname "Mr. Promiscuous".
Obligatory 'not today'.
I (at the time 18M) was in the car with my *very religious* grandmother (68F) and great-aunt (her sister, 65F). They had just picked me and my sister (not super relevant) up from the airport so that we could visit everyone over sum... | 6 | 9 | |
1646106741 | 1646107276 | t3_t3yksf | t5_2to41 | 28 | Bybbyeaccount: TIFU by blindingly spend 200$ at a mechanics
As the title says. This happened a couple of hours ago. Earlier in the day I dropped my car off at a mechanics because my brakes were squeaking the past week. Later that day the mechanic called me and said my brakes were fine, they could polish the rotors if I... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1646108205 | 1646147227 | t3_t3z2ba | t5_2to41 | 599 | bmysolo17: TIFU I met the man who's wife used me for revenge sex.
So in 2009 I was in collage. There was this awful dance club, literal walking distance from the campus. This place was very much not my thing but my friends wanted me to get out more so there you go,
At some point an slightly older but exceptionally a... | 6 | 99.833333 | |
1646111883 | 1646168947 | t3_t407dj | t5_2to41 | 50,023 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my husband about a lottery I won years ago
Throwaway account because some of my friends/family know my real one
The lottery winning took place back in August 2014. Mike and I were married in October 2014. It wasn't a fortune, but enough to make a difference. After taxes it came out to ri... | 20 | 2,501.15 | |
1646117304 | 1646180681 | t3_t41qbj | t5_2to41 | 318 | jack-throw: TIFU by thinking I knew what a "sleepsack" is
So my wife and I are having a baby soon. We're also friends with a few couples who either just had kids or are right about to have kids. A few of these women were visiting to hang out with my wife. I was there with them for a bit, but excused myself to take care... | 5 | 63.6 | |
1646117927 | 1646124192 | t3_t41w8a | t5_2to41 | 179 | throwworth: TIFU by kneeing my wife in the crotch during sex
This happened a few days ago. My wife and I (happily married for 6 years now) we were fooling around in bed. I pull off her pants and panties while she's on her back. Then I start to take off my pants using my legs while laying on top of her and we're passion... | 4 | 44.75 | |
1646119136 | 1646119650 | t3_t427i7 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU big time by being oblivious
Some back story Around a year ago I was talking with a girl that I really really liked but my self esteem was lower than the pits of hell so I never made any moves
Here’s my fuck up we had an 8 HOUR call and we talked and played games and had a good time all day you wou... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1646120734 | 1646123205 | t3_t42lfw | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: What sort of oven have you got? I've done it plenty of times and the heat in an oven shouldn't be enough to ignite cardboard?! Unless it's a gas oven with an open flame...
vladtepescsgo: It's a microwave oven.
TheBeesBestKnees: A microwave doesn't have a preheat option.... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1646122151 | 1646124505 | t3_t42lh7 | t5_2to41 | 1 | redcase13: For one you apparently speed all the time. I don't think I need to elaborate on that.
2, you were in a car thats financially another persons responsibility and had 0 concerns about doing something exceptionally dangerous and illegal in said car.
3, you seem somewhat surprised at the fact you were fined for b... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1646120723 | 1646122734 | t3_t42lcg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mayfly2131: You posted twice
OaklandToker: Didn't mean to had some difficulties submitting on tifu
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1646125480 | 1646189036 | t3_t43qi4 | t5_2to41 | 1,088 | [deleted]: TIFU by crushing my gfs confidence in the worst way possible
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Blu3dream517: Eat her out while you stare at her face?
Imad2206: You’re dumb, but got my upvote anyways.
Blu3dream517: Lol I'm female. If my nam fucked up this bad that'd be the onky way to make it up.
Imad2206: I read your comment and im... | 12 | 90.666667 | |
1646125648 | 1646156592 | t3_t43rx6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rosey991: How’s this a TIFU
5hohos1: I suspect it's coming soon. Wait for it....
Rosey991: But this isn’t a tifu yet
5hohos1: That may be the tifu
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1646127111 | 1646128389 | t3_t4447d | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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moe1023: Sounds like you made a really bad decision. Also people are dying and you are worried about your boyfriend and your travels than innocent people dying. Tough luck, buttercup 
ToughCookie00: ... ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1646131467 | 1646139160 | t3_t455rg | t5_2to41 | 52 | sex_haver69: TIFU by drinking a large coke
So recently I’ve been trying to stay more hydrated, as a healthy habit to get into. As a consequence I’ve been going to the bathroom more often, not too annoying but this fuck up happened partly because of that. So near the end of the work day I was pretty hungry (busy day, wo... | 4 | 13 | |
1646137297 | 1646157535 | t3_t46pzc | t5_2to41 | 216 | blurredspace: TIFU by making a too good cake using a cake mix
So it was my dads birthday yesterday and i noticed that my bf had used up the cocoa powder. so i couldn’t make my dads marble cake and it being sunday i did not have enough time to go to a specifically open supermarket (where i live, supermarkets are closed ... | 5 | 43.2 | |
1646142256 | 1646165920 | t3_t4880a | t5_2to41 | 664 | absolutmohitto: TIFU by humiliating a professor who called to give me my prize money
This is from 2018
I just got a call from an unknown number (my internet was off, so I couldn't ID the caller)
I answer the call and the person says (in a voice not sounding familiar) that I am Professor A, is this person X (me)
I ackno... | 8 | 83 | |
1646143780 | 1646184828 | t3_t48qrm | t5_2to41 | 54 | T1nnC4nn: TIFU by asking my teacher if he has ever sent nudes
So basically he was my DML(Digital media literacy) teacher and we had a class about nudes and sexting.
He was showing us a bunch of situations and we had to decide if it was legal or not and then we would give us the right answer so not too hard work. We ha... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1646144127 | 1646149065 | t3_t48v6s | t5_2to41 | 30 | Old-News-6258: TIFU by exposing a breastfeeding mother
This happened 3-4 years ago.
I(F) has a step-son(5 or 6 y/o then), which I cared for on some days(It's a complicated schedule). His dad was at work during this time, so to entertain him, I brought him to a shopping centre for those kids play centres. After playing... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1646148448 | 1646172240 | t3_t4afvc | t5_2to41 | 26 | hufflehugs: TIFU by not respecting the rules of eating before taking antibiotics and eliminating my stomach’s will to live
So, I have a really nasty tooth infection. I’m on my third round of antibiotics while waiting for my surgery to be scheduled—two rounds of amoxicillin, and now a round of clindamycin + some amoxici... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1646151229 | 1646171345 | t3_t4bib8 | t5_2to41 | 46,583 | Always_the_quiet_1s: TIFU when I tried to wake my husband up by licking his balls
So I was feeling playful and I thought a fun thing to do would be to wake him up with a bit of a stroke and a kiss down there. He lays on his side so the easiest thing to do was to give him a gentle stroke. He started stiffening but didn'... | 21 | 2,218.238095 | |
1646154032 | 1646158128 | t3_t4clpw | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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wassoreal: Bro wtf are you doing. Find a new dentist and stick with women who appreciate you.
[deleted]: Dude, it was for the sake of convenience and to save myself a few bucks, honestly. Like I said, in hindsight I should’ve gone to a different dentist from the beginning, but I d... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1646154035 | 1646235405 | t3_t4cls1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | T_Money: TIFU by not knowing I could fast forward or rewind gifs on my phone for ten years.
I’ve been using Reddit for a while. At least 10 years by my account age, though I lurked a bit before that. Pretty much the entire time I’ve also used the Apollo app to browse on my phone. I would go so far as to say almost 100%... | 5 | 6 | |
1646156843 | 1646158418 | t3_t4domt | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SeizeThemMemes: Tifu by reading this post.
MonstahButtonz: TIFU by reading this comment.
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1646162984 | 1646237696 | t3_t4g3k8 | t5_2to41 | 656 | Urethreus: TIFU by filling the wrong car with limes
Be me about 8-9 years ago working at a popular grocery chain in Iowa. I'm 20ish and have been in the produce department for a couple years. Been looking for work in other places and overall don't care a huge amount about this job. Most days I half ass it and maybe 2/3... | 5 | 131.2 | |
1646163946 | 1646173286 | t3_t4gguu | t5_2to41 | 8 | rlx840: TIFU by exposing myself to what is quite possibly asbestos;
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Remy4409: Abestos is dangerous when materials are moved. We have tons of home in Canada still with asbestos in floors, ceilings, attics... Unless you move it and it then goes in the air, you're perfectly fine. Even then, that's not a big expo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1646165203 | 1646239757 | t3_t4gykf | t5_2to41 | 21 | Edaemreddit: TIFU by missing school
Growing up I was a very good student. I almost never missed a day of school unless I was very sick. I’ve always enjoyed learning and am a pretty sociable person so I often had a good amount of friends.
Skip to March 2020, my senior year. The month where that one thing happened.
We ... | 3 | 7 | |
1646166852 | 1646167361 | t3_t4hm20 | t5_2to41 | 18 | colzd123: TIFU I put my slushy in the freezer
I used a slushy machine for the first time last night I forgot existed. I set it up using the instructions manual that came with the device. It was very easy to operate and the mixture of creaming soda and ice I used resulted in a very nice drink. However, I made TOO MUCH o... | 3 | 6 | |
1646166418 | 1646176526 | t3_t4hfy3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | T0D4Y14LM0STFUCK3DUP: TIFU by popping someone's tires.
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AaronDonald-Dad: how does this have 9 upvotes and 2 comments but 3 awards
ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS: Hmm
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1646155371 | 1646221659 | t3_t4d4ii | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to change some social media photos that aged very badly ahead of a job interview.
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sashaalexandria01: Is that illegal? That's illegal in Canada, to discriminate like that, regardless of current situations.
Also, I feel for you, also married to a Russian. I have a Russian crest ... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1646173934 | 1646175669 | t3_t4kbmo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hills_for_breakfast: “Your honor. I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.”
Sub_Omen:... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1646173842 | 1646174795 | t3_t4kacu | t5_2to41 | 10 | tables_04: TIFU: by procrastinating on my Apple Watch monthly challenge.
Event happened yesterday, effects of the event happened early this morning.
So for those of you that don’t own an Apple Watch, you have a monthly challenge. February’s challenge for me was to get 1,180 minutes exercising. Simple enough right? Or ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1646175123 | 1646179668 | t3_t4krsa | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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StripedCat404: Isn't this a second post?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/t4lq4k/i_made_my_psychologist_laugh_at_me/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
SadArm4678: 
StripedCat404: Why are we rehashing it then?
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1646175249 | 1646196003 | t3_t4kthu | t5_2to41 | 650 | nhtlr97: TIFU by trying to c** in her mouth
Obligatory: this happened last night, in the wee hours of the morning.
My girlfriend and I are horny people and have a pretty active and exciting sex life. This was a night like any other, we made dinner, watched some TV, finally settled down in bed for some cozy snuggz.
W... | 6 | 108.333333 |
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