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1411607725 | 1411620485 | t3_2hdytd | t5_2to41 | 34 | Figglypuff: TIFU by learning that your dick really should NOT go in every hole you see
So this happened to me a few hours ago but i might be feeling the effects for a while. Ill start off by saying that yes, i am a horny highschooler, and i dont get much alone time.
So this week is the beginning of homecoming week and... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1411606805 | 1411608706 | t3_2hdxd0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | ChompMyStomp: TIFU by pushing my girlfriend down the street
Today was not a good day. I was walking home with my girlfriend and her best friend, who had never been to my house before. As a joke i took a wrong turn that led down a hill to a nice little suburb. Half way down the hill I suddenly turned around and walked t... | 3 | 6 | |
1411609154 | 1411650813 | t3_2he163 | t5_2to41 | 126 | burnt-toast-girl: tifu by having a perceptive child
My daughter is a little over one and remarkably switched on. I don't know how this happened as both her father and I certainly were not remarkable children in anyway.
Her dad and I have this run on joke when we see or hear something stupid, mostly politicians remark... | 3 | 42 | |
1411609557 | 1411612707 | t3_2he1uw | t5_2to41 | 7 | Br0ken_Cray0n: TIFU by riding down a super steep hill with just a flimsy skateboard.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/cc75fec3e25c5606680fd432fcebfe13/tumblr_n39w08ozM31spht16o1_500.jpg)
     So I found this picture and wanted to tell you all a little story that this picture re... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1411612744 | 1411616075 | t3_2he76r | t5_2to41 | 5 | ReginaldJohnston: TIFU by teaching a class with my boss sitting in
So today I had the misfortune of having my unannounced evalution, walking into my class to find the Director of Teaching sitting in the back- pen at the ready. Nice.
I'm an ESL teacher in China with three years straight experience teaching in this coun... | 5 | 1 | |
1411613365 | 1411618714 | t3_2he84l | t5_2to41 | 15 | Vittas_Nichye: TIFU by getting caught shoplifting...
...and I am terrified that it is going to ruin my future and I just want it to disappear forever and I am broke and I'm terrified of going to jail for a year and I don't want my family to find out how am I going to pay the fines what can I do? Can I avoid going to ja... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1411613408 | 1411702789 | t3_2he87h | t5_2to41 | 109 | Mockapapella: TIFU by showing my teacher a Jennifer Lawrence nude from The Fappening [NSFW]
Recently I've been learning to create 3D models, and I've been getting really into it. The night before I created a render of [this](http://i.imgur.com/L4PXyEi.jpg). I was also browsing through my fappening folder, updating it e... | 10 | 10.9 | |
1411612206 | 1411645284 | t3_2he6c1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Nobody_Likes_Shy_Guy: TIFU by mentioning my friends dad.
So, one of my friends has an irritating mom and said mom has an irritating fiancé. I was gonna sleepover at his house on Friday, but it got cancelled because he didn't say good morning to his moms fiancé. (???????). Anyways, I decided to ask my other friend "Did ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411614126 | 1411670620 | t3_2he9db | t5_2to41 | 16 | Navtel: TIFU by having sex with Carmax
My girlfriend and I went to visit her grandmother's cottage. My girlfriend is kinda a sex nut and was being playful/sexy the entire 4 hour car ride, rubbing the groin and whatnot. By the time we arrive at her grandma's, I am ready to go. She is a bit of a risk taker and gets turne... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1411617511 | 1411619294 | t3_2heek9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too good at sex
I'm already devastatingly attractive to both men and women. This has caused me all sorts of trouble in the past. However, I never thought that my incredible ability in making the sex with females would cause me so much trouble. Anyway, I was giving sex to one of my many, incredi... | 4 | 1 | |
1411611244 | 1411660307 | t3_2he4oq | t5_2to41 | 14 | PutThatCatDown: TIFU By Falling Asleep In A Tree
This happened earlier today,
But first, a little backstory. So today was a pretty rough day. I haven't slept in like a day and half ^((insomnia FTL)^) , I have also had a lot of stress with school and life in general. Naturally today was a shitty day and as soon as I we... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1411617614 | 1411620248 | t3_2heepv | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a homeless shelter
Today I went to a homeless shelter with a religious group at my school for the first time, since I was a new recruit. I got to talking with a homeless girl who seemed about my age at the shelter, and we got past the small talk and went into interests and hobbies.
Some of ... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1411619002 | 1411619997 | t3_2hegoi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my chances with a girl I like
Hello Reddit, today I fucked up. I am a college freshman and my roomate has a girlfriend, and they fuck constantly. I've already walked in on them several times this year.
This evening decided to go for a nice, after my roomate and his girlfriend began to star... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411619443 | 1411620925 | t3_2heh8u | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by combining ghost peppers and my asshole.
Over the weekend, I celebrated my sister's b day with my wife by pigging out on bacon and cheese stuffed crust meat lovers pizza, wings, ice cream and cake. I usually eat very healthy with lots of fiber, protein, and veggies. BUT I like REALLY spicy foods so I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1411619457 | 1411621889 | t3_2heh9a | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by recording me and my boyfriend having sex on my work phone
I just got a new phone for work, exact same color and model as my personal phone. I haven't had a chance to go out and get covers for them to tell them apart. Both were on my coffee table when my boyfriend and I got frisky and he reached for m... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411621241 | 1411622674 | t3_2hejii | t5_2to41 | 22 | ProperUsernameII: TIFU by agreeing with an intelligent woman in my Sociology class.
Being a male in a Sociology class can be difficult at times talking about the patriarchy and whatnot. Politics aside, I tend to have disagreements with women in my class about certain positions they take on certain issues.
So today, we... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1411623885 | 1411698406 | t3_2hempj | t5_2to41 | 38 | GlitteredCunt: TIFU by inadvertently making my professor drink my piss.
So today going to school, I forgot to take a piss leaving my house. Now let me just paint the picture here. I drank a lot last night. A LOT. Somehow I managed not to piss myself at night. Well, I woke up really late for class so I showered quickly ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1411625014 | 1411701046 | t3_2henzc | t5_2to41 | 49 | smokewagun: TIFU by letting my SO use my phone so she could steal my passwords and monitor my cell phone
A little background info...I kicked my SO out of the house and told her to move in with her mom, sister/boyfriend+3 kids+all their drama because my SO is lazy and I was done taking care of her. I've supported my SO ... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1411627163 | 1411631504 | t3_2heqcr | t5_2to41 | 6 | prometheusprime: TIFU by taking pictures of young children
This actually happened a couple years ago, but it still makes me cringe when I think about it.
I was a dude in my mid-20s. I was a professional photographer, and my job was taking photographs of fraternities and sororities and managing the design and construc... | 3 | 2 | |
1411623609 | 1411800650 | t3_2hemer | t5_2to41 | 6 | benes_the_menace: TIFU by giving myself heartburn
So recently I've started taking this oral acne medicine doxycyclene in addition to slathering various bottles of chemicals all over my face, because I am desperate and my acne is stubborn. If you're a dermatologist or have taken this stuff before, you know that you're ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411632622 | 1411633120 | t3_2hevrp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing out on a threesome by smoking & drinking.
This took place this past weekend.
Five of my friends and myself decided to head out to a club in the city this past Saturday. Before beginning the trip, we all decided on pregaming a bit at one of our friend's homes. So I drive over to his home,... | 3 | 1 | |
1411633499 | 1411642491 | t3_2hewij | t5_2to41 | 62 | twobackedbeast: TIFU by leaving my bath faucet on for over 8 and a half hours.
I woke up this morning to an odd sound that made me immediately think something was wrong. You know that feeling when you don't know what the hell is going on but you know something's not right? I got drunk last night and I guess I thought I... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1411634812 | 1411671509 | t3_2hexlt | t5_2to41 | 183 | noshamefuckit: TIFU By accidentally finding my Mother's "stash"
So this happened a few years ago... I was playing fetch with my dog Lexy (rip lexy) in my kitchen. I threw the ball into my parents bedroom over and over until one time lexy didn't come back. So I go to see what's wrong and I see lexy staring under the bed... | 9 | 20.333333 | |
1411622538 | 1411660241 | t3_2hel3h | t5_2to41 | 23 | Balls0fFire: TIFU by getting paprika and cayenne pepper on my balls
This actually happened a few weeks ago but I just recently discovered TIFU.
So, I was making me and my girlfriend some Ground Beef Noodle Soup (I make a mean soup.) and I was in my underwear because who wears pants in their house? Anyway I had just fi... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1411633976 | 1411642103 | t3_2hewxe | t5_2to41 | 6 | Xingetter: TIFU By telling my younger brother he has to get out after our apartment was robbed
This actually has been building for a long time, but my younger brother is in no uncertain terms a mooch. I told him to leave tonight after he kinda mockingly said over the phone after a package was stolen I had asked about,... | 3 | 2 | |
1411634718 | 1411658452 | t3_2hexje | t5_2to41 | 3 | Socrathustra: TIFU in Minecraft by trying to light a room via netherrack under the floor
I'm nonchalantly playing Minecraft. I've played for a few years on and off, but I've never done a surival single-player game all the way to the Ender Dragon, so I thought I would. I've been screwing around a bit by making a cool-lo... | 3 | 1 | |
1411640052 | 1411743739 | t3_2hf29d | t5_2to41 | 991 | Flufferellaspigella: TIFU by squashing a spider in my vagina
Happened yesterday but whatevs.
So I'm in a lecture and the professor has us watching video linked peer presentations with the lights off. We get marked on attendance because these presentations are boring as shit and no one would turn up otherwise. I usuall... | 10 | 99.1 | |
1411639160 | 1411644662 | t3_2hf1iw | t5_2to41 | 7 | GamingNorgeMC: TIFU, by playing minecraft and killing my laptop.
BEFORE YOU READ ANYTHING: I have been playing minecraft since 2010, i have been playing minecraft for so long, doing multiplayer and singleplayer alot.
Note: My laptop is from 2003, worth around 1300-2700 Euro.
The event happened for 2-3 weeks ago, and ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1411641413 | 1411656486 | t3_2hf3fm | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming that the customer is always right.
Context: my hearing is not perfect due to a rare autoimmune disease that in particular screwed up my ears. I can hear fine in normal conversation but if there's a lot of background noise and someone speaks quieter than average, not so much.
I was on the ti... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411644056 | 1412597006 | t3_2hf5xb | t5_2to41 | 22 | EroKintama: TIFU by picking up a "bean" off the ground.
Sooo.... This happened a while back while I was living in Hawaii. I was in college and living off campus. I was sitting on the couch and noticed a bean on the ground. I went and picked it up so I could throw it away. Upon further examination It looked a little dif... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1411633669 | 1411646618 | t3_2hewoh | t5_2to41 | 9 | sRazors96: TIFU by sleeping wrong.
My first class starts at 7:50 so this happened only a few
hours ago.
When I woke up this morning I woke up with a sharp pain in my neck which has not yet subsided.
Anyway I went about my morning as usual just slower and more painful.
I live around 4 kilometers away from my high sc... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411645649 | 1411695388 | t3_2hf7jz | t5_2to41 | 64 | NoWorldPeace: TIFU: By being a street wanderer, for smacking my aunt in the ass
Well, i'm typing this at a McDonalds at a disclosed location. Hmm, where should I begin, about 2 months ago is when I moved in with my uncle and aunt since they lived closer to my college. Well over the 2 months my uncle and I developed a t... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1411646991 | 1411671912 | t3_2hf904 | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a girl on a date to Kwik-Fit
Okay, so this wasn't today but nearly two years ago, but my friend told me I should submit this to Reddit so here goes...
I was 18 at the time and it was my 2nd date with this Arab girl. Bearing in mind this was the first girl that I've hooked up with in my life, ... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1411650389 | 1411654059 | t3_2hfddg | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sour_Ass_Pickle: TIFU By finding my moms dildos
Ok so this is my first post on reddit ive been redditing for a while now but this happened only a couple weeks ago. So my sister isnt very smart so she needs help with her homework every night but she thiinks she so big because shes a middle schooler.
... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411651381 | 1411668215 | t3_2hfers | t5_2to41 | 383 | [deleted]: TIFU by hanging out with my ex...
UnknowableThings: holy crap, call police.
[deleted]: And say what? I was raped? That would probably look stupid? My wife would never believe me even if i had the drugs in my system. Plus I don't know what my job would do. I cant afford any chance of losing my job. We are al... | 8 | 47.875 | |
1411652715 | 1411727129 | t3_2hfgtj | t5_2to41 | 15 | Captain_Jizzfire: TIFU by eating an egg.
This happened about four hours ago. Sorry for my bad English, it isn't my native tongue.
Today for breakfast I decided to make two boiled eggs for myself. Set up some hot water and punctured the first egg, no problem until this point. Then the problems started:
While punctur... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1411653060 | 1411782672 | t3_2hfhbt | t5_2to41 | 59 | j_stock: TIFU by answering a little girls' question...
Backstory: I work at a bank. I have a girl that comes in often who is one of my other banker's clients, but her hair looks awesome! So I asked her a few months ago who her stylist was, and I've been using her since. She never brings her daughter in with her, until ... | 7 | 8.428571 | |
1411655234 | 1411696794 | t3_2hfkqg | t5_2to41 | 10,475 | [deleted]: TIFU by lending my computer to my crush [NSFW]
Okay, so this actually happened a couple years ago, but I just realized it today.
I had this friend in college that I had a big crush on. We took a lot of the same classes and hung out a lot. One day before a big assignment was due, his computer crashed. I ... | 17 | 616.176471 | |
1411655456 | 1411676617 | t3_2hfl45 | t5_2to41 | 26 | parafine: TIFU by getting drunk and stoned
I'm studying in France for a semester and I arrived 3 weeks ago. Everthing is wonderful here, I met some cool people and have the most relaxed roommate ever. I went to a pub quiz with him and his friends and it was a great evening. My team won and we got a round of free beer, ... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1411655504 | 1411749434 | t3_2hfl6s | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning the bathtub.
I burned it on the part where you stand.
It got all brown and rough, on a white acrylic tub it stands out as fuck.
I proceeded to panic and try to wash it of, silly me. Didn't work. I tried many different products/solutions.
Then I ended up googling 'how to remove burn marks f... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1411653182 | 1411701035 | t3_2hfhhx | t5_2to41 | 438 | poringo: TIFU by using a google chrome extension that changes the words "cloud" to "butt".
I am a software developer, and there was a very escalated issue in one of the products I shipped. The problem is not on my side, it is some bad configuration on the client's side.
So they decided to give me remote access to the ... | 11 | 39.818182 | |
1411657773 | 1411672811 | t3_2hfp3k | t5_2to41 | 1,232 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my package looked nice
Long day at work. Just got home, wanted to take my SO out for some food. Decided I should shower first. Me and SO have only been dating for ~18 months, she just moved in with me about 4 months ago. The way my room is setup, the bathroom is almost a hallway to the close... | 6 | 205.333333 | |
1411659049 | 1411661610 | t3_2hfrf4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | GazanGaaz: TIFU by masturbating onto a picture of my boss prior to a meeting with him.
Hello.
So, for a few years now, I have been following this exercise prior to meeting with somebody in a position of authority, or with somebody I might deem intimidating, or really in any sort of meeting of importance. I can find m... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1411657538 | 1411783634 | t3_2hfooi | t5_2to41 | 155 | [deleted]: TIFU but being an Apple fan
Today I decided to watch a rerun of an episode of Game of Thrones. Who would have thought that it could end badly? I certainly didn’t.
I live with my roommate and our apartment being pretty small; the TV is in his room, which is essentially our living room. We have an ap... | 5 | 31 | |
1411661801 | 1411665436 | t3_2hfwer | t5_2to41 | 218 | moleman127: TIFU by accepting a random friend request
Ok so a week ago a random girl on Facebook added me as a friend. I'm well aware of scams and stuff online, but it's Facebook, I'll give her a chance and delete her later. A few years ago, a random girl from Argentina added me on accident, and we sort of became pen p... | 7 | 31.142857 | |
1411640923 | 1414644199 | t3_2hf318 | t5_2to41 | 7 | pandahat79: TIFU by being brave and trying to meet new ppl
(this actually happened Saturday)
background/context: had been seeing a guy for about a month, things went south, I still wanted to go to a show we'd planned on going to together but had no one to go with
I decided I'd at least *try* to be brave, so I got al... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1411627198 | 1411685146 | t3_2heqe4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | tatertot478: TIFU by cheering for death
so this happened a few weeks ago. I am a sophmore at a very small college, and I live on campus. We had to evacuate the dorm the previous night because someone used a smoke machine and set off the fire alarm. we had to evacuate, and it was a huge hassle for everybody. The very ne... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411662997 | 1411687050 | t3_2hfyn4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | dougal19: TIFU by not checking the address...
So I recently got a new car (Ford Focus) and decided to do some minor modifications to the stereo by adding bluetooth functionality. I went on to eBay and picked out the required parts, added them to the basket, and clicked through.
Unbeknownst to me, eBay is linked to my... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411663796 | 1411671848 | t3_2hg02j | t5_2to41 | 26 | silentbob_: TIFU by drinking milk.
Okay so I wake up today and like any other day I make a pot of coffee. Realizing I had to email my professor an assignment that I forgot about I rush upstairs to get it done. I call downstairs to my brother if he could bring me up a cup of coffee (I'm dependent on coffee). Five minute... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1411662703 | 1411703336 | t3_2hfy3s | t5_2to41 | 113 | whiteboyslim: TIFU by not spaying my dog
I'm not a very good writer, I hope I get this out right.
Me and my girlfriend adopted a female [Samoyed](http://www.aplacetolovedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/big-samoyed-little-samoyed.jpg) 4 years ago, and never had her spayed in hopes of having puppies soon. The downside to th... | 5 | 22.6 | |
1411665789 | 1411668259 | t3_2hg3w0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | JoeLikesPizza: TIFU by looking like a paedophile at a school.
Hello reddit.
I should say that like most posts on here this didn't happen today, it was yesterday.
But I thought mabye you sick bastards would be able to take pleasure from my pain, so I decided I would post it here anyway!
I volunteer at a primary schoo... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1411663573 | 1411789645 | t3_2hfzof | t5_2to41 | 12 | photobomb_phantom: Tifu: accidentally wrote boobs on a sample at work
Not really too much of a fuck up I guess but hey. I work in a lab, wrote an id number on a tube but my handwriting made it look like I'd written 76 boobs (soluble). The number was 7630065, but i'd thought the 00's looked like eyes so gave them pupils... | 3 | 4 | |
1411666652 | 1411749379 | t3_2hg5ig | t5_2to41 | 16 | Topikk: TIFU by introducing a customer to a manager...moments after he was fired.
I work in Sales. We have a company policy that requires us to introduce potential clients to either a floor or sales manager before they leave the building. I'm in management, so I'm really not pressured into following this rule, and I ... | 4 | 4 | |
1411666630 | 1411677869 | t3_2hg5h1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | thecarnivale: TIFU using no protection while using my hands.
Never use gorilla glue without wearing gloves. I cannot find a single chemical to remove this sorcery from my hands. I feel like I could be Spiderman right now.
hellishgacker: Hand lotion it worked for me
qwerty12qwerty: Instructions unclear. Hand now glued... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1411667338 | 1411744255 | t3_2hg6uw | t5_2to41 | 166 | SlowSixxer: TIFU by borrowing a friends flashdrive
I don't usually post on reddit but this seemed worthy of its reader's eyes.
Let me give you guys a little bit of background info before I get to the juicy bits.
I am a sophomore in a University, and I just started taking one of my first physics labs. The lab write ups... | 5 | 33.2 | |
1411667822 | 1411694785 | t3_2hg7tn | t5_2to41 | 78 | Bumsauce_: TIFU by masturbating
It was around 6am (usually the time I get up to shower) and I woke up feeling like masturbating. I thought to my self "I'll just do it before I shower" & lets not forget to mention I have a ritual of setting a towel down on the tile while I lay down on it and masturbate to pron on my... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1411666622 | 1411677151 | t3_2hg5gi | t5_2to41 | 16 | BeesLikeWater: TIFU by experimenting with drugs in a bad place.
My first Reddit post so bare with me.
Again another story that happened ages ago but I thought this was the most relevant place to post it. I shall try to keep this as short and concise as possible!
This happened 7 or eight years ago when I was 15 or 16,... | 4 | 4 | |
1411668525 | 1411735174 | t3_2hg985 | t5_2to41 | 20 | armybrat74: TIFU by thinking my SO was cheating
I recently had a baby, so I stay at home with him while my SO is at work. I decided to check my email to see where I am on waitlists for school. When I go to log into my email, I see my husband is already logged into his. My eyes are drawn to the first few emails in his i... | 5 | 4 | |
1411669275 | 1411732175 | t3_2hgao8 | t5_2to41 | 284 | [deleted]: TIFU by flying across the world to profess my love for a girl who wouldn't answer my FB messages
So this is my friend Ryan's story. It's still pretty ridiculous and being as he is extremely internet averse, I wanted to share it for him. Ryan is a pretty generic white guy. Medium height, medium build, above a... | 9 | 31.555556 | |
1411669847 | 1411673801 | t3_2hgbsr | t5_2to41 | 45 | tunnelingdistress: TIFU by giving a homeless man money
Earlier today I had to run in to the grocery store to quickly grab some stamps. There was a homeless man sitting pretty pitifully by the door asking anyone he could for spare change. Sometimes I don't mind handing out some change or even a dollar when I have some o... | 5 | 9 | |
1411670189 | 1411737309 | t3_2hgcem | t5_2to41 | 31 | testytestie: TIFU during a job interview... thanks reddit
So, two days ago I went into Cafe Adobe for round two of interviews for a server/bartender position. Everything went well up until the very end when the manager asks me to tell him a joke. I froze. Not because I am lacking in the joke department, but because my ... | 6 | 5.166667 | |
1411670344 | 1411682722 | t3_2hgcqr | t5_2to41 | 16 | shoangore: TIFU maintaining the company's new toner printer
At work we received a new toner printer. It's fast, loud and worked well, until the left side of pages started looking faded as it printed.
Since usually all you have to do is shake the toner cartridge to 'even' out the toner distribution, I opened up the pri... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1411670718 | 1411759683 | t3_2hgdhb | t5_2to41 | 30 | Esheezy12: TIFU by putting eyedrops in my eyes...
Until I found out that I put Sweet Breath (basically a liquid mint) mouth in my eyes instead...
[Sweet Breath](http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/1000/Sweet-Breath/Sweet-Breath-Drops-Peppermint-815824010001.jpg)
It was this morning around 4:30am, I was on my way ... | 5 | 6 | |
1411669648 | 1411677066 | t3_2hgbfv | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting my all my friends school work and almost getting excluded from school.
Bit of back story here, I'm currently doing my GCSEs in my last year of secondary school.
My secondary school was having an open evening and, as being the prefect of computing, I decided to help out in the I.T departmen... | 4 | 4 | |
1411672687 | 1411688739 | t3_2hgh80 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a classmate some cookies.
So earlier this week, I was assigned a group project in one of my Spanish classes. Unfortunately, my teacher is a total cabrón and randomly assigned us partners. But whatever, how bad could it really be?
Fucking terrible. The girl in my group and I arranged to meet ... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1411673596 | 1411706365 | t3_2hgj0b | t5_2to41 | 12 | not_the_dinosaur: TIFU by masturbating with a washcloth
Made this mistake a few hours ago.
I was standing in the shower and i came up with the idea to start masturbating. But this time i tried to do it with a washcloth and shower gel. After a while I noticed a little red foam coming out so I decided to look at my peni... | 4 | 3 | |
1411674537 | 1411689459 | t3_2hgkrp | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by leading a guy on
I am not a very good storyteller, so this might be messy.
So I had a weird month. Two of my close friends confessed their feelings for me, and I had to let them down. I have no idea why they proposed the same week, but I assume its because I lost a lot of weight for this formal we h... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1411674474 | 1411700205 | t3_2hgkng | t5_2to41 | 9 | wutugondo: TIFU by putting my cum where it doesn't belong
Disclaimer: I am not trying to claim that what I did was morally right and it was probably quite disgusting, but I just want to share what happened for your entertainment. Also I'm not a writer so sorry if the narration is poor.
So I'm in my last year at school... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1411675737 | 1411715630 | t3_2hgn3i | t5_2to41 | 13 | Eyevoree: TIFU by sending my first full body nude to a retarded teenager.
**IF YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU THINK THE TEENAGER WAS MENTALLY DISABLED, YOU HAVE BEEN MISLED. HE WAS JUST AN IDIOT.**
So this happened when I was about 16; I'm now 21. After reading a few TIFU stories, I thought about this and just how horrible ... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1411676184 | 1411680237 | t3_2hgny2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my [31f] bff [32m] a naked profile shot.
I took a picture of my like half turned body the other day, partially covered with a towel, but exposing a good portion of butt cheek (no crack). My BFF is like OBSESSED with me, but he's gay. So today he's like "I'm at the gym, listening to Booty and ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411670663 | 1411705383 | t3_2hgddv | t5_2to41 | 25 | ijustshotmygoat: TIFU by getting wasted with my cousin and waking up in another part of town without him
This happened last night, I am still not sure of what happened.
Last night me and my cousin decide to go out and party like we are 18 again (we are 26) and go all out. We get a nice hotel suite to take back any gi... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1411677784 | 1411706674 | t3_2hgqy6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | MFenix23: TIFU by hitting a girl in the head with a baseball bat
So today at lunch I was sitting with a girl that I have been trying to go out with for a while. This girl is an extremely attractive softball player and today she had her bat with her for after school practice. So being a guy, I picked it up and started p... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1411678434 | 1411705582 | t3_2hgs7a | t5_2to41 | 44 | deltafox78: TIFU - Revenge Affair..
This is my first time posting on Reddit, other than the minor comments, so please be gentle.
Anyways, the back story of my F-Up - I assume you all can guess. My wife of 4 years (at the time) was going through major depression over personal reasons outside of my control. I suppose... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1411677872 | 1411681362 | t3_2hgr3y | t5_2to41 | 7 | JimboYokimbo: TIFU by telling a Mexican joke to a Native American kid.
First thing's first, I live in a white ass, Church going, vanilla sex part of NH. There is one kid on my bus (high school, don't creep) that is kinda annoying and we (my friends and I) like to make fun of. I once made a little joke that included in ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1411678406 | 1411683261 | t3_2hgs5f | t5_2to41 | 3 | argentman: TIFU
SakaraJoe: Is it possible that after buying a share in a company, you could owe money?
argentman: Not if you buy common shares of a company.... Loss is only limited to your initial investment.... Options and puts on the other hand.... You could potentially lose more
| 3 | 1 | |
1411679918 | 1411683009 | t3_2hguzi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering a "pizza"
JonSnowww1: ....... What's the FU in here????
earnestlywilde: Ironic FU, in that from the other perspective I *did* FU
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411678017 | 1411681852 | t3_2hgrdj | t5_2to41 | 5 | el_cabinet: TIFU by using autocorrect in an email to my professor.
Earlier this morning, I had sent an email to my professor on the subject of an exam that I had missed yesterday because I am an incompetent idiot that can't remember the location and time of important events in my life. Anyways, I sent him an email read... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411679366 | 1411753151 | t3_2hgtza | t5_2to41 | 13 | Jv_85: TIFU by forgetting I had been shot in the leg
This was Monday, but I have been a bit busy (Sorry.).
After seeing a physical therapist intermittently for the last few months for intermittent hip/groin pain, the conclusion was reached that I likely have a [sports hernia] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athl... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1411684048 | 1411684774 | t3_2hh29c | t5_2to41 | 21 | hse97: TIFU by saying I would rather die than sit thru my lecture...
So this happened yesterday actually, 7th period AP Calculus class. My teacher was going over how to use the class set of Graphing Calculators but I already know how to use it so me and my friend were goofing off and writing messages. Eventually, my fr... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1411685939 | 1411747203 | t3_2hh5jo | t5_2to41 | 27 | BrazilianPotato: TIFU by dressing cute and getting bike raped
This actually did happen this morning during my commute....
It rained last night but the sun was coming up, and this time I actually had the forethought to put a plastic bag around my seat to avoid a wet butt in the office. Yes! Feeling like success kid alr... | 3 | 9 | |
1411684632 | 1411689543 | t3_2hh3aa | t5_2to41 | 10 | smeqt: TIFU by failing a road test
This isn't going to be funny because I'm salty as fuck right now.
Roughly 4 weeks ago, I took my driver's test at an MVA not far from my house. It was my first test; I failed trying to parallel park. Maryland has one of the hardest tests in the country, but I heard that it's easier a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411687152 | 1411688194 | t3_2hh7kp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: this isn't my fuck up, still funny though.
bullshque: Today you fucked up by failing to post a picture that was meant to sum up the other way you fucked up today so that /r/tifu could see how you fucked up today. Man. You really are a fuckup.
Clbeanz: Harsh, but I feel you
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411683754 | 1411721363 | t3_2hh1s6 | t5_2to41 | 19 | jcia2006: TIFU - My new puppy decided to poo...
So me and my wife decided to rescue a dog from a lady that said that she was going to take him to the shelter. We decided to adopt him. Everything was fine and dandy, till me and my wife leave to do a couple of chores outside the house. Anyway, he was not trained but we w... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1411689479 | 1411817311 | t3_2hhbcs | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending my mom a naked selfie[f] ..
first a little background leading up to this .Last night I'm making pancakes it occurred to me that chocolate chips would make for a fantastic little bit of something special. So I text my bf and try talking him into picking some up from his way home from work . ... | 6 | 3 | |
1411689999 | 1411696483 | t3_2hhc7j | t5_2to41 | 6 | stdman1234: TIFU by looking for "favors" on Craigslist
I want around Craigslist looking for some action, as I am a very lonely teenager that wanted to experiment a little bit.
So I meet up with some dude and he blows me. He used a fake picture, was fat, and was about two inches.
So now I have a milky discharge occasi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411689055 | 1411799815 | t3_2hhapo | t5_2to41 | 15 | Zman1322: TIFU by accidentally lighting a trash can on fire at school.
**TLDR; Was playing with matches during a lab and set the building on fire.**
Today in class, we were doing a lab that dealt with hydrochloride acid, standard lab equipment, lab coats, matches, etc. Me, liking to play with fire, lit two matches at t... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1411690914 | 1412819547 | t3_2hhdny | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too drunk on a important company party
It was actually yesterday. I'm 19 and I work for a company that sells office supplies, and we were throwing a party for our most important customers and clients, lots of really grown up important people. I haven't been working on this company for a long ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1411692005 | 1411701563 | t3_2hhffj | t5_2to41 | 69 | LeglessManDino: TIFU by asking my crush to the homecoming dance
I'm a freshman, and homecoming dance is October 25th. There was this girl, I'll call her Lyla. So, I'd had a crush on Lyla for about three weeks. I wanted to ask her out, and was told that she was dropping hints left and right.
This is where my problems ... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1411690297 | 1411710210 | t3_2hhco6 | t5_2to41 | 46 | Crazywhitetiger: TIFU by forgetting about potatoes
Several months ago the SO and I bought some potatoes as part of our routine grocery shopping. We put them in the pantry and then forgot about them.
Fast forward to this week:
The kitchen is starting to smell weird and I can't figure out why. I think maybe it's the ga... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1411694350 | 1411736013 | t3_2hhj4t | t5_2to41 | 105 | KevlarSweetheart: TIFU By Having Big Boobs.
Hey Reddit,
So, today I had an advisor meeting. I have just been accepted to University (yay!) and needed some questions answered. I had got off work and I had to rush to the meeting. I changed outfits twice because I had to pick an outfit suitable for an advisor meeting but... | 11 | 9.545455 | |
1411695702 | 1411699973 | t3_2hhla0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring a cup.
I pick up a bite to eat most the time when I'm coming off work. Recently I've been on a Chick-fil-a splurge. I eat in their lobby, get a refill of their fresh-squeezed tasty lemonade, bring it home, surf Reddit while sippin my drank. I left my cup on my computer desk with a bit of lem... | 4 | 4 | |
1411696447 | 1412878397 | t3_2hhmff | t5_2to41 | 11 | bigredJS27: TIFU by answering a call from my biological father...
Did research. (I'm smart. Wife helped. She's smart too.)
Found biological father. (BIG deal after 33 yrs of not knowing.)
Contacted Half Sister. (Woot! More family.)
Half-sister denies all info I have on biological father. ( *sigh*)
Send letter to biolog... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1411698804 | 1411754024 | t3_2hhq6d | t5_2to41 | 21 | Throwaway9341: TIFU by taking a very powerful psychedelic research chemical with an former lady friend.
This happened a couple months ago but I finally had time to write it down.
I knew a girl from highschool, let's call her A. We talked sometimes and were fond of each other but never really messed around. We graduate... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1411701403 | 1411748264 | t3_2hhuav | t5_2to41 | 27 | Kangx: TIFU by wearing my girlfriends shorts.
She dared me to try them on so I complied. When they fit me she proceeded to throw a shitstorm because they didn't fit her.
moustachemall: Im assuming this wasnt a play fight that led to sex. Sometimes you cant win sir.
Kangx: No we still had sex, just kinda angry sex.
mous... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1411701402 | 1411739684 | t3_2hhuat | t5_2to41 | 95 | amathrowaway2004: TIFU by dumping out a rain filled trashcan
My neighbor is a filthy person. Lets get that out of the way. They're basically hoarders, who occasionally let their refuse pile up outside their house(it's ok, I have a fence so I don't have to see it).
So, Tuesday was trash day. Keep in mind they have... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1411701512 | 1411714609 | t3_2hhug4 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing with my dad
My dad just came back from a business trip in China and was telling me about his travels while we were hanging out in the garage. Then my mom walks in somewhere in the middle of it.
Dad: Yeah, it's wild over there. Even at the fancy 5 star hotel I was staying at, hookers come kn... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1411703272 | 1411705496 | t3_2hhwym | t5_2to41 | 7 | chemon12: TIFU by trying to save my cousin's life
Like many TIFU stories, this happened several years ago. Me and my cousin Rob went with our families to a water park back in our early teenage years. Rob and I went off on our own and decided to get into the wave pool. We rented a double inner tube since Rob didn't know... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411703151 | 1411734503 | t3_2hhwta | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by smelling my poo
OldManGoonSquad: I doubt you're breaking rule 10 as your post is centered around smelling shit covered TP and vomiting, not the specific act of defecation. All that aside, this is fucking hilarious. What could you have possibly eaten that made your shit smell so awful?
Pick234: Who... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411704297 | 1411704906 | t3_2hhyf1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | flyZerach: TIFU by falling for someone a lot older than me.
This is a story about me and a lady, Suzie. That's not her real name but I think she looked like a Suzie. Suzie, I loved her.
She is 22 and I am 17.
How can I be so sure I love her, you may ask? Because I've felt it. She was like an extension of myself, my ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411707546 | 1411710896 | t3_2hi2pv | t5_2to41 | 10 | PrefersJerkingMyCock: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I didn't want to do sex with her because I planned on masturbating later on.
Like most gentlemen I think I prefer masturbation to "sexual intercourse", not that "sexual intercourse" is bad or anything.
Well all day at work I was looking forward to masturbating. I ha... | 12 | 0.833333 |
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