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1647702407 | 1647704749 | t3_thx4m3 | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking his intentions.
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KoreaRiceBox: Thats why it's better to be upfront.
elly996: agreed. he originally said he wasnt sure what he was after. but now i know haha
KoreaRiceBox: Always remember thinking/guessing what the other person wants is unrealistic. You can only know or find out what y... | 11 | 2.545455 | |
1647701614 | 1647702767 | t3_thwufh | t5_2to41 | 14 | the_frgtn_drgn: TIFU by launching my motorcycle off the highway into oncoming lanes.
Let me paint a picture, it's been a long winter, the weather is finally getting nice in the North Eastern United States, we have had a good rain or two to clear (most) of the salt and gravel off the roads.
After an eventful Friday at... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1647704833 | 1647787906 | t3_thxz2s | t5_2to41 | 443 | powerserg1987: TIFU by Not having enough money to feed my family
I wanted to be the good guy and order a full delicious Portuguese meal for all the kids, grandparents, wife and siblings. I have about $200 Canadian available left on my credit card so it should be enough. Don’t judge it’s been a hard two years. I orde... | 7 | 63.285714 | |
1647704219 | 1647706136 | t3_thxrcz | t5_2to41 | 10 | supremely_nat: TIFU by cutting by former best friend out of my life
Well, as the title suggests I did something that not many would want to do under many circumstances. However, I did have my reasons.
Here is the backstory:
E (f20) and me (f20) became friends whilst I was in a toxic relationship with A (M20). He cost... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1647707187 | 1647840088 | t3_thytyo | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by not tying up my sweatpants
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Side-fi: Freshman in high school!??? Isn't that like 14-15 years old?
You could easily get that guy in jail for doing this to you if you want to
PossiblyPercival: I was 13 part of the year lol
Side-fi: Yeah same i was 13 in freshman too, i am currently junior yea... | 4 | 7 | |
1647708224 | 1647712888 | t3_thz7f5 | t5_2to41 | 1,493 | Butterycrispyfae: TIFU By Masturbating in the Shower
Alright so for context, I'm 21F and have lived in my own apartment for a little over 4 months now. I see my parents maybe every couple of months or so. Well, my job has fucked me over and after applying to over 40 places, I've finally got 2 interviews this Monday. I ... | 5 | 298.6 | |
1647708688 | 1647724002 | t3_thzdhv | t5_2to41 | 16 | CosetteGrey: TIFU when a John came to me and finished in a minute
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bowlofjello: Cool story. You’re definitely a dude by your post history but okay!
CosetteGrey: we prefer the term 'pan-sexual'
BillSeacaster: "'Pan' is Latin for 'not really.'"
CosetteGrey: then what does 'pandemonium' mean to you? As in Paradis... | 11 | 1.454545 | |
1647709206 | 1647711448 | t3_thzk9e | t5_2to41 | 33 | crazysk8tr2288: Tifu by shitting my pants in front of guests
So I'm happily playing overwatch drunk, eating pizza, and talking to friends on discord. Having eaten half a meat lovers pizza and about 10 fireballs/beers deep I was baking some mean bread in my stomach. Being lactose intolerant sucks but.. pizza..
Supposed... | 3 | 11 | |
1647709362 | 1647807416 | t3_thzmlh | t5_2to41 | 69 | Skitzum: TIFU by accidently resending every "failed to send" text and MMS from the last year to everyone in my contacts
I have pretty bad reception where I live, no matter what carrier I use. I would have no problems sending texts, then all of a sudden my phone would fail to send 50% of everything. I'd have to retry a ... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1647713209 | 1647715166 | t3_ti117y | t5_2to41 | 21 | CompetitiveFeed4: TIFU by seeing my friend's mother NAKED!
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dishonest_elmo: “We close the door to hide the weed smoking”… cos a 1/2” of hollow plywood will stop that smell….
And “naked with a thin towel” is that naked OR in a towel?
jumpy_crayon: I think its more along the lines of nipple showing through towe... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1647713713 | 1647716789 | t3_ti17qt | t5_2to41 | 23 | Professional-Ad-min: TIFU by taking my nose piercing out
UPDATE: I went to the pierce shop and just got it repierced because the inside was starting to close just a bit. I spent 20$ for my dumb mistake
So around August 2021 I decided to get a nose piercing. It was my first piercing and I had just turned 18, so why not... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1647714013 | 1647714524 | t3_ti1bmx | t5_2to41 | 13 | RiceEater106: TIFU by accidentally kicking a customer out of a restaurant I work at
Note: This was on my third day of trying to work part time for the first time ever. A rookie mistake I guess. My English isn't perfect so sorry if some parts are hard to understand.
Okay so it was around 3-4 pm which is when the restau... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1647706643 | 1647724613 | t3_thymuo | t5_2to41 | 2 | Boombhsr: TIFU by thinking I wouldn’t get cheated on
So first thing first: this FU didn’t happen today but a few years ago.
I was young and dumb and somehow managed to get entangled with this one girl in my class. Never thought this would happen because I knew she had some things going on with another dude I happened... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1647717600 | 1647792941 | t3_ti2lt5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | throwawaynextnumber: TIFU by trying to wack off next to my wife
This actually happened this morning.
We went to bed at like 1 am after getting home from a friends house. While we were there, we had some very strong tea.
So all night I was waking up every couple of hours and had a massive boner. Like every man that dis... | 10 | 3.4 | |
1647719187 | 1647790188 | t3_ti35vz | t5_2to41 | 145 | ArtemisTide: Tifu by eating some questionable eggs
This is happening right now, started this morning.
My husband and I waited 9 years to go on our honeymoon because we were super poor when we got married. We saved up over the years and right now we are in Italy at an amazing resort with plans to travel around the count... | 5 | 29 | |
1647720016 | 1647753826 | t3_ti3gmi | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU because I think I accidentally emotionally hurt my classmate.
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ScullyBoffin: It’s not that it’s offensive, it sounds like it’s deliberately offensive and oddly specific to target the fact that they are Muslim. I don’t think that any explanation of your thought process is going to help. Just be ... | 3 | 4 | |
1647720351 | 1648426059 | t3_ti3l2f | t5_2to41 | 15 | oh-fog-i-mist: TIFU by giving myself tendonitis from gaming too much
Technically it’s tenosynovitis but you get the idea.
Back story: I’ve been in treatment for PTSD the past 6 months in a Partial Hospitalization Program that runs for 5 hours Monday - Friday, it's intense. I also found out last week that I have a tumo... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1647722307 | 1647820730 | t3_ti4a5m | t5_2to41 | 15,365 | TheW1tnessHasSpoken: TIFU by not drinking water after eating chocolate for 10 years.
I was in the 5th grade that day. It was a national day and they gave chocolate to everyone in the school. After eating the chocolates, we started to get thirsty and drink our water. Our teacher saw us and said, "If you drink too much w... | 11 | 1,396.818182 | |
1647724040 | 1647970789 | t3_ti4wic | t5_2to41 | 4 | OneStringRiff: TIFU by having an intimate shaving accident before a fuck date
OK, so it was yesterday, don't hate. I had an overnight thing planned with my fuck buddy, and had been building up to it for a while with lots of sexting - I had ideas for making it awesome and full on. So I decided to squeeze in a shave &... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1647724986 | 1647730606 | t3_ti58c9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Internet_Prize: TIFU By holding a pencil improperly to get a cool pencil grip
This didn’t happen today, it happened like over 10 years ago but i still laugh at how fucking stupid i was.
In grade 4, teachers were always pressing us to hold pencils properly and always brought the kids who struggled into writing lessons... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1647726350 | 1647793570 | t3_ti5pre | t5_2to41 | 6,487 | greenbean5050: TIFU by taking a revenge shit in my parents bathroom.
So to give some context I'm known for having HUGE monstrous shits within my household. In our house there are 2 bathrooms and 3 floors. One on the middle and one in the loft as a kinda en suite type thingy. So it's generally more convenient to use the... | 10 | 648.7 | |
1647729588 | 1647758230 | t3_ti6tod | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting scammed by two escorts in one day.
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Impossible_Word7968: Dude if the prices are too cheap to be true it's probably a scam. 300 or 400 for two hours???
Dallenforth: A real job pays you like 30 for 2 hrs.
Impossible_Word7968: Sucks to be you then
Dallenforth: Yes sucks to be one of the... | 7 | 6 | |
1647732541 | 1647736091 | t3_ti7t2e | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU I lost my virginity with an escort and caught an STD a month before my wedding in a country where sex is socially unacceptable before marriage
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Lar5031: You learned a very valuable lesson. Never EVER stick your bare dick in another human you’ve never met before.
heheheesh: Lesson learnt the har... | 5 | 10 | |
1647733218 | 1647751237 | t3_ti80ze | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my daughter and my neighbour heard
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malahhkai: I understand. When I was little, my father would be gone for months at a time and eventually left us altogether.
For context, I suffer from high-functioning autism disorder and have dealt with chronic depression and anxiety since I ... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1647731433 | 1647737440 | t3_ti7gbd | t5_2to41 | 5 | Bakeyoshi: TIFU- Verizon got me..
This is on mobile,sorry for any bad grammar.
So last christmas/ new years i had just got a job and i wanted to get a new phone because a part of my job was selling stuff on eBay. So my mother and i were talking about it and we decided to get it through verizon. Over the phone we wer... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647735501 | 1647736248 | t3_ti8rno | t5_2to41 | 20 | NotAMazda: TIFU backed into someone’s car.
I wish there was something funny or redeeming about this story, but no. I’m writing this mostly as a catharsis because I’m too embarrassed to tell anyone else at the moment.
Backed out of the driveway of my new rental place, kind of spaced out in my own world, not paying atte... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1647737190 | 1647755693 | t3_ti9are | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by shooting my shot with a 17yr old. 🤦♂️
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ChrisGoFrost: I think your biggest mistake was assuming that someone was flirting with you while on their shift. Not only that, but you looked her up online beforehand to get the rundown on her? Weird. If you’re much older than your mid 20s you should... | 3 | 18 | |
1647738227 | 1647775433 | t3_ti9m7h | t5_2to41 | 77 | charliepapa2: TIFU by making homemade pepper spray
This is happening as I write. Fuck.
The other day we caught someone trying to break in to our property. My wife doesn't feel safe. She found a homemade recipe for pepper spray, we can't buy it here. I got to work.
Got gloves, face mask, scotch bonnet powder, rubbing... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1647738993 | 1647778807 | t3_ti9uht | t5_2to41 | 734 | PRFri713: TIFU by getting frostbite on my asshole.
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Earlier today my two roommates, (we’ll call them M and C) got a can of compressed air for cleaning electronics. The idea is that you spray the compressed air and it comes out of a thin plastic tube in a cold liquid form to clean the dust out of tight crevices in... | 7 | 104.857143 | |
1647731015 | 1647841559 | t3_ti7bbp | t5_2to41 | 31 | ojots: TIFU by listening to music while in traffic, and ending up in the hospital on my birthday.
On this day, 10 years ago, I \[then 17m\] was riding my bike back home from school. Being the teen that I was, I was listening to music on my mp3 player, and quite loudly at that. And that is where it all began. The FU hap... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1647741173 | 1647741771 | t3_tiahpl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my father spelled out NOODLES
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getagay: Funny, but not a tifu
Rickensson: Ohhh shot really? What is a tifu then?
EDIT: I get it now, should I delete this then or...?
getagay: It stands for todayI fucked up, but a lot of stories aren't of the same day. You didn't really fuck up here... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1647741624 | 1647757842 | t3_tiamrc | t5_2to41 | 29,958 | throwawaylol6577: TIFU: Gave my friend a boner
So I (F) have a friend called Scott (M). He’s generally very comfortable with me and the physical contact in our relationships pretty adequate.
Now this happened about 2 weeks ago. I was with him and a bunch of friends at some gig. It was late night and we both had smok... | 20 | 1,497.9 | |
1647742760 | 1647776835 | t3_tiaz3e | t5_2to41 | 1,400 | ConcentratePrevious5: TIFU by playing with myself in the dark
I am a bisexual man who is happily married to a heterosexual woman. She doesn't feel comfortable doing exotic things that I do enjoy in bed, so I sometimes just play alone when I want something she can't offer (a dick. I use a dildo, since I'm not cheating o... | 4 | 350 | |
1647744227 | 1647776991 | t3_tibedp | t5_2to41 | 7 | magarkle: TIFU by blaming my sister for using my bathroom and not flushing for years
Obligatory this didn't happen today.
When I was younger my bathroom was separate from my bedroom, but my sister had her bathroom attached to her bedroom. She would occasionally use my bathroom and it always upset me. On a few occasio... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1647743388 | 1647746195 | t3_tib5k5 | t5_2to41 | 32 | shadow_lily: TIFU by trying to kill a bug while holding a hot drink.
I was drinking tea. Saw a moth on the floor. I usually ignore harmless insects, but moths are pests and this one was small, so it could have been a clothing moth, which is even worse. So I tried to flatten it with a slipper. But I missed. And then... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1647744979 | 1647752689 | t3_tibm05 | t5_2to41 | 99 | ancientcheetahs: TIFU by letting my dog scare the semi-feral kitten I was bringing in the house
This actually happened two days ago.
I’ve been feeding some feral kittens in my neighborhood and trying to tame them so they could be adopted. I wanted to adopt two of them myself. This one would eat out of my hand, sit in ... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1647745190 | 1647785417 | t3_tibo79 | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by chewing on my bfs penis like chewing gum
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TheUnholyShit: How old are you and do you know anything about the human body? Nibbling is fine but straight up chewing on it like juicy fruit? Use your brain.
itsatelekineticissue: According to her bio, she’s 17.
Carlos0096: Shit
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1647746034 | 1648062541 | t3_tibx5h | t5_2to41 | 8 | ToxicHummingBird: TIFU by telling the girl that was about to be my girlfriend that I was seeing someone else
A little bit of background info: I got accepted into a good grad school abroad. Shortly before I left, I met a girl, and we both caught feelings for each other, so we went out as many times as possible before I ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1647752823 | 1647755566 | t3_tidrb5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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doctorcorncob3000: I’m in school for therapy right now, and from what you described I probably wouldn’t report. It depends on a lot of things obviously, but if it’s only something you did in the past and don’t plan on doing again, I think it would be unlikely for the therapist... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1647754361 | 1647760075 | t3_tie5my | t5_2to41 | 34 | throwaway_3459834095: TIFU by running into a girl whose pictures I accidently liked at 3 AM
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ahenobarbus_horse: Own that shit - and to her face. “Yeah, I did that! I had a crush on you in HS - you know, one of those ones where the person makes you sick but also where you can’t help but think about them … turns... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1647755552 | 1647757128 | t3_tiegfj | t5_2to41 | 59 | dj_fishwigy: TIFU by eating without pants on
I was making some ceviche for lunch and I wanted some strong hot sauce. I really love rocoto but the ones that I got weren't hot enough. I got some habaneros and mixed them with the rocoto and maybe I put in too much but anyways it was good, flavorful from the rocoto and spi... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1647761465 | 1647764170 | t3_tifsgo | t5_2to41 | 107 | meh_smeri_Sir: TIFU by getting drunk and possibly ruining my parents marriage
As drinking alcohol was socially scorn where i live, it made me even more tempted to try it. I've drank a few times but this time i got a bottle of vodka (375 ml).
The FU began when i overestimated myself thinking i could handle all of it. ... | 3 | 35.666667 | |
1647764512 | 1647766012 | t3_tiggdy | t5_2to41 | -1 | sisterfucker42069: TIFU Posted in Unpopularopinion and got banned for asking a question about post
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TallGear: Poor baby. Your opinion isn't unpopular, it's just inaccurate.
Your reasoning for them to be last is probably why they're first in line. They've lived their lives and are a great human test bed for v... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1647764629 | 1647791268 | t3_tighe6 | t5_2to41 | 269 | [deleted]: TIFU: Birth control and brain tumors
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wanna_be_doc: I’m a physician.
These posts are kind of long and rambling, so I don’t know if these are real or just a case of creative writing.
However, on the off chance that this is real, if your “doctor” is saying that as a 17 year old, you have osteoporo... | 7 | 38.428571 | |
1647768690 | 1647769880 | t3_tihdhy | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with a friend
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ShhhHesWatchingUs: Sounds like shes a good friend, so ask her about it. Mention that you've been thinking about it and ask what her thoughts on it were.
May have been a spur of the moment thing where you've spent a majority of your free time helping her and just li... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1647767813 | 1647785997 | t3_tih66p | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by making a girl-friend and a full class think that i was going to choke her..
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[deleted]: Gaved?
yumirow: What's even funnier is that in french "gaver" means to force-feed x)
Nobody-17: Nice, now I'm imaging it lol
yumirow: It's give gave given btw op
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1647769763 | 1647791513 | t3_tihmej | t5_2to41 | 29 | Thorskull69: TIFU by saying she had her beautiful boobs lopped off in front of a coworker who’s wife recently had a double mastectomy
So I was at work and met a couple of coworkers outside for a smoke break. A few of us meet up outside pretty regularly we text each other “smoke break” and we all meet up outside. Anyway... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1647761506 | 1647773570 | t3_tifsrr | t5_2to41 | 10 | CrazyCrackhead101: TIFU by eating too much
ok so some back story
me and my mom are like the bestest friends in the whole wide world i share every damn thing with her and I trust her with my utter faith to not tell anyone
I joke alot with her and she ( being a mom ) is always concerned whether im having a full tumm... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1647771881 | 1647778789 | t3_tii45b | t5_2to41 | 52 | FistsofHulk: TIFU: Reminded my Grandparents about their impending death
I 22 M was talking to my grandparents about the popular supermarket Costco. My grandfather recently bought a membership and was debating whether or not it was worth it as he only went there like four times a year and didn't buy much that was cheap ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1647773294 | 1647785990 | t3_tiig34 | t5_2to41 | 72 | NewDummyWithoutThicc: TIFU by accidentally blaring a moan
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GinNectar: Get headphones, problem solved.
NewDummyWithoutThicc: Do, they were dead
SanityQuestioned: Get Wired Headphones.
NewDummyWithoutThicc: They don’t exist for apple
businessDept: They have an adapter. Look up 'lightning to headphone jack'
Sanit... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1647775533 | 1647791969 | t3_tiizvb | t5_2to41 | 107 | Mr_confidence: TIFU by sending a nude to my coworker
Obligatory “this actually happened a few years ago” but still worth sharing nonetheless.
So, first I’d like to clarify that I’m a straight male, and my co-worker is also a straight male (actually one of those guys who felt a need to make it obvious “don’t come near... | 8 | 13.375 | |
1647774178 | 1647781784 | t3_tiiny6 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by not refusing an internship on the spot.
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OkapiEli: So if you started the internship next week, 6-8 weeks is not enough to present in May?
And how do you keep your scholarship by leaving the country? Will you be coming back? How long are you away? If you are only off for one semester perhaps... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1647775751 | 1647777793 | t3_tij1p3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | RudeOcelot: TIFU by being a dick, being high and getting hard
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_anxious_witch94: My brain cells went on holidays reading this. Not sure they’ll come back.
EchiiPanda: Mines went after milk
_anxious_witch94: I guess they’ll do like my dad and we’ll never see them again!
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1647776368 | 1647858556 | t3_tij7aq | t5_2to41 | 1,279 | Small_Astronomer1404: TIFU by having an erection
Throwaway because this is embarrassing
So I've been single since high school and have never been on a date nor hung out with a girl since then. I met this cute girl on Tinder and I think she liked me despite my awkwardness and had a good time chatting. She was just as a... | 8 | 159.875 | |
1647779399 | 1647793005 | t3_tik0je | t5_2to41 | 100 | gNomad88: TIFU by pulling faces at customers through my "transparent" face mask
(TLDR at the bottom)
For my job I encounter anywhere between 50 and 100 people a day. During this time I am of course wearing a face mask as per company policy and for both parties safety. Now, it's not the most excited job, but it gets me... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1647780304 | 1647800001 | t3_tik9r3 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Curious-Salary-3084: TIFU by sharing my sexually intrusive thoughts to my GF.
Background: Me (23) and my gf (23) is together for 1 year already. We're highschool classmates. She has mental health issues and has been diagnosed already, but she stopped taking meds and she's doing great -- not until this FU happened.
Fe... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1647778570 | 1647804495 | t3_tijsf1 | t5_2to41 | 167 | [deleted]: TIFU Managed to get myself briefly kidnapped
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Such-Wrongdoer-2198: I'm so sorry to hear that happened to you. As a matter of fact I publish a pamphlet with helpful life tips for young adults. Give me your address and I'll mail you a complimentary copy.
Headonyst: Haha Jesus OP please don’t fall fo... | 6 | 27.833333 | |
1647784495 | 1647788386 | t3_tilkpg | t5_2to41 | 44 | cmonfiend: TIFU by telling my uncle to shut up about his dead dog
This happened yesterday. So, my aunt and uncle's dog died a few days ago, it was really awful, it was unexpected, he was a young dog and they think he ingested a toxic plant. I'm a dog lover and it breaks my heart!!!
Fuck up occurred last night at a fa... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1647790282 | 1647835926 | t3_tinkwk | t5_2to41 | 57,061 | pllaidllama: Tifu by eating candy in such a childish fashion that it caused my husband a panic attack and a 911 call
This is so stupid and it happened last night and I'm SURE we'll both laugh about eventually but husband is still kinda ticked... So I was being a trash goblin last night and staying up into the wee hours... | 11 | 5,187.363636 | |
1647791107 | 1647795694 | t3_tinuyp | t5_2to41 | 70 | kwikquestionforyall: TIFU by taking a magic mushroom chocoloate bar
I’m a 40yo dude who used to partake into shrooms in his 20s. Recently I was feeling pretty stressed and figured hey why not try what every article talks about? Shroom therapy!
Last Sunday (a week ago), got one of those Polka Dots magic mushrooms choco... | 12 | 5.833333 | |
1647790800 | 1647850337 | t3_tinr63 | t5_2to41 | 6 | EnvironmentIcy4116: TIFU by making a joke to my flatmate
I live in a house with seven people, with some of them I have a good relationship that I would call, with a bit of a stretch, friendship.
In particular, there’s this girl that I live with for 6 months. In the past months we bonded and we talked to each other abo... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1647791688 | 1647852484 | t3_tio25v | t5_2to41 | 11,024 | zoezie: TIFU by falling for a man who lied about his age
I, 23F, recently joined Bumble in the hopes of a rebound. I matched with a "26 year old" man who is incredibly handsome, likes me a lot, and is just in general perfect for me. Or so I thought.
After exchanging numbers, chatting and getting to know each other quit... | 12 | 918.666667 | |
1647791814 | 1647795768 | t3_tio3ui | t5_2to41 | 30 | experiment525: TIFU by giving my lady parts chemical burn
Obligatory: happened a few months ago and NSFW
So back in December I had my first run in with a pretty aggressive and painful yeast infection. I have no clue what caused it but I was on about day 3 and I was losing my mind. Stuck at work for 8 hours and unable... | 3 | 10 | |
1647793948 | 1647853074 | t3_tiovru | t5_2to41 | 198 | Idkchemistry: TIFU by getting high and ordering dominos
Well I am not a frequent consumer of the silly green plant , I smoke once in a while and I’m a real light weight …. So my friend brought his dab pen over and my parents are out of town so it was gonna be a decent night…. Anyway so I took a few solid rips knowing ... | 8 | 24.75 | |
1647795899 | 1647796826 | t3_tiplyc | t5_2to41 | 20 | moose-and-maplesryup: TIFU I outed my brother
TIFU my brother was not born a male and I have been trusted with this information. I'm also the only person that does know as we share everything and my family is
a very far right wing Christian family. I've started to get good at either using the right pronouns or correcti... | 4 | 5 | |
1647796080 | 1647859417 | t3_tipocc | t5_2to41 | 695 | bittahkillah: TIFU by delaying at least 1000 people
So I work at an international airport as a aircraft fueller, and I’m the starting shift. Usually, there are 3 scheduled commercial flights to leave at 6am, and usually I arrive at 4:30am to ensure all aircrafts are fuelled and ready for scheduled departure.
Back up t... | 6 | 115.833333 | |
1647797040 | 1647798628 | t3_tiq18w | t5_2to41 | 8 | ReignDance: TIFU by calling my wife a "sixty second domestic servant".
There is this thing we do where either one of us will see something, and call the other that thing. Like one time I saw a tin of straw cookies; and on the tin it said "the one and only magical cookie with a twist". So I said to her "have I told you ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1647797866 | 1647799362 | t3_tiqc3e | t5_2to41 | 34 | MB2PIAP: TIFU by cutting my hair
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Dr_SmartyPlants: Today, you didn't 'F' up, but your mom definitely did. I hope you will find your better tomorrow!
GeckoPartida27: YUP! Sad when a parent pushes a child out because they can’t get over their own fears.
ThaMeatShield: Yes, her mom is afraid to be ashamed and emb... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1647797294 | 1647800806 | t3_tiq4kc | t5_2to41 | 31 | idontknowwhydamn: tifu by peeing
Backstory:
I moved to Spain 5 months ago to escape my past.
I met my partner two days after moving here and we fell deeply in love with each other.
There were ups and downs, compromises to be made and priorities to change, but we both figure its worth it.
Ff to today, and since we're ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1647798894 | 1647880522 | t3_tiqpmp | t5_2to41 | 38 | jpfeifer22: TIFU by getting a Free Lunch
Earlier today, I was walking on campus when I saw a whiteboard sign outside a church that said "Free lunch!!" in big bubble letters. A lot of the churches on campus will have events where you just show up and you get free food/stuff to get more people to attend their church, and... | 11 | 3.454545 | |
1647800116 | 1647845584 | t3_tir622 | t5_2to41 | 19,080 | throwRA__periodfart: TIFU by trying to toot at my bf while naked and on my period.
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OkVolume1: Call it art: a period piece.
glitter_cats_dancing: (f)Art
TuzkiPlus: F
rkainth: F
RealMisterG: F
Kodythebigot: F
Mash_Ketchum: F
Hamcheesey7: F
ErrorReport404: A
Nevernotchevy: A
SirZooalot: R
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1647799754 | 1647816364 | t3_tir19t | t5_2to41 | 26 | QuantizedPhysicist: TIFU by not asking a girl out 3 years ago
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vesperzen: You were afraid to ask a theoretical 25 year old out because you were... 21? What?
QuantizedPhysicist: It was both the age and the fact she was a "postdoc" so I thought she wouldn't want to date a first year PhD student. I am not a smar... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1647800071 | 1647869670 | t3_tir5g2 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Tuxedoman00: TIFU gave my new g/f multiple hickeys and embarrassed her in front of close friends and family
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mrnatural18: You are 40? WTF. This is stupid teenager stuff. Don't blame bourbon, blame yourself.
Tuxedoman00: I’ve 100% blames myself , my actions are my own. The bourbon comment was more my feeble at... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1647803246 | 1647824243 | t3_tisau2 | t5_2to41 | 9,059 | MoistCookie69: TIFU by letting my wife peg me in a restaurant bathroom
Okay I’ll start of this post by saying my wife and I are very sexually adventurous and have tried just about anything you can think of (besides scat, CNC, Raceplay, among a few other things) But two of our favorite acts are public sex and pegging
C... | 9 | 1,006.555556 | |
1647803585 | 1647804559 | t3_tisf5w | t5_2to41 | 4 | sonicfart007: TIFU by having a giant penis and being good at sex
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[deleted]: Oh man I'm so sorry you went through that and that those creepy women would use you like that. Sickening. So sick. Like what would that even look like! Are there websites for that kind of thing? Where are these deplorable and gross we... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1647803644 | 1647810827 | t3_tisfx9 | t5_2to41 | 118 | krowwashere: TIFU by meowing into my mic.
I'm on call with my friend group a lot and we play games, obviously. My friends decided to go onto minecraft and so because I was bored, I did too.
Everything was going so well and we were having fun, just messing around in our server doing what normal teenagers do.
One of my... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1647804042 | 1648289166 | t3_tisl0c | t5_2to41 | 21 | weezle11: tifu by letting my new Husky ruin my chances of getting laid last night
I got a new husky puppy 7 days ago. I’m attached to this dog 24/7. She comes to work with me and sleeps with me in bed. Well, last night my wife was in the mood to share love but she didn’t want to do it with the new dog on the bed. So I ... | 9 | 2.333333 | |
1647806740 | 1647813761 | t3_titkr3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | MaidSiku: TIFU by believing a stranger and giving him 300 CHF (321$ or 290€)
It wasn't exactly today but 2 days ago I got asked by a stranger at the Trainstation if I could lend him 300 CHF so he could get some food and travel to his family in Italy. Apparently he was fleeing from Ukraine and had run out of money since... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1647807122 | 1647830380 | t3_titpqg | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my instagram hacked
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3rd-AgeDye: You getting your Instagram account hacked is not a tifu lol
she-is-insecure: The premise of getting hacked with how they did it and had I not acted fast, yes, it is a fu. It can ruins someone's day and did affect me emotionally. I will say, this seems... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1647809460 | 1647813541 | t3_tiukdg | t5_2to41 | 24 | appagom: TIFU by making myself Demon Breath from onion soup dip
This situation is still ongoing and I want to share it so that other people can avoid getting this condition, ever.
My family has this very special dip recipe: onion soup dip. You basically just mix some instant onion soup powder with sour cream (Schmand ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1647811093 | 1647902891 | t3_tiv60z | t5_2to41 | 244 | ramiening: TIFU by taking a photo of someone
this was technically yesterday but it's been on my mind ever since it happened.
i didn't know this person, but i took a photo and they were in it. they thought i was taking a picture of them and i had to tell them that i was going to delete the photo because they didn't wan... | 8 | 30.5 | |
1647811383 | 1647844875 | t3_tiv9ra | t5_2to41 | 80 | Sad-Watercress1197: TIFU by getting too high and forgetting the bottles of water I paid for at the movie theater
So, this happened about four hours ago. My friend hit me up and asked if I wanted to go to a 1:00 PM viewing of The Batman. Clearly, I did. He picks me up and we decide to smoke a little weed before the movi... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1647812150 | 1647814695 | t3_tivj85 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Grentain: TIFU by asking out a friend
So today (yesterday, really, but it's been less than 24 hours) I asked a friend of mine on a date. We've been friends and hanging out regularly for about 5-6 months now, going to events, etc. I had originally asked her out shortly after we met because I thought she was very attract... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1647813691 | 1647853420 | t3_tiw2ya | t5_2to41 | 21 | JelliDopey: TIFU Because my period made me look like I was packing a 9 inch penis
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Spiritual_Lemonade: So my take away here is that as a female you use the dreaded and despised C word.
The word I would throw someone out of my house if directed towards me
Go ahead and buy a silicone menstrual cup maybe even ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1647813951 | 1647868613 | t3_tiw68w | t5_2to41 | 29 | ebpotter: TIFU by Self-Electrocution from Self-Pleasure
So I was getting my bed nice and ready for a night of self-pleasure. This involves plugging in my electric heating pad and turning it to the max setting. It’s a relatively old one and gets pretty damn hot (but the heat feels good damnit!). I have this cool pen wit... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1647816396 | 1647821381 | t3_tix0ny | t5_2to41 | 9 | pickapstix: TIFU not locking front door
Friday night I imbibed in too much alcohol, took doggo out to garden to do his doggo business, shut him in the kitchen and went to bed, about 11pm. I did not check the front door was locked, apparently.
A few hours later I hear doggo barking and shout from my bed for him to be q... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1647816963 | 1647830427 | t3_tix7lh | t5_2to41 | 25 | Witty-Round-4879: TIFU by flipping off my girlfriend
So this happened about an hour ago and it's killing me
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So my girlfriends dad was planning to move to a house very close to mine, and she told me she was going with him to check it out, and me being me decided to go see her, but I wasn't gonna say anyth... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1647817459 | 1647819832 | t3_tixdzr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to be emotionally vulnerable with my sister
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TexMeta: I don’t really understand, you’ve memorized your sisters cues, body language, voice tones, and even her mood based on text alone but you don’t know how to talk to her?
Homo-alono: Paying attention and talking back are two different... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1647817903 | 1647905439 | t3_tixjgy | t5_2to41 | 17 | Flickera23: TIFU by trying to fix my kid's Nintendo Switch and bricking it.
Long story short, my kid's (11f) left joystick on her Nintendo Switch no longer worked. My wife and I (both professional investigators) did our "research" and learned that you can buy both the parts and the tools on-line for less than the 70... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1647818469 | 1647909723 | t3_tixq9a | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ihumpoldladies: TIFU by Humping my Desk
I work at an accounting firm at a business in a city that shall remain nameless. While at work today, I had a meeting with a new female co worker that I hadn't had the chance to meet before. The meeting started at 1, at 12:58 the door opens. In walks the most beautiful girl I've ... | 6 | 1 | |
1647818993 | 1648851355 | t3_tixwfm | t5_2to41 | 17,420 | FancyPickle37: TIFU by bringing home a very deceased opossum and my parents tried taking it to the emergency vet.
Look. There really is no way to justify my actions, nothing about this is normal ok. My friend and I were exploring an old barn on her parent's property last weekend and we found a mummified opossum, fully ... | 14 | 1,244.285714 | |
1647822179 | 1647823192 | t3_tiyy5j | t5_2to41 | 38 | altaccountgobrrrrrr3: TIFU by not going to doctor because I thought I just had gas pain.
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago but I was too embarrassed to post then. Alt account because some friends use Reddit and don’t want them finding my real account. Sorry about the length, but I wanted to make sure I didn’... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1647824131 | 1647853344 | t3_tizkwh | t5_2to41 | 69 | Ancient_Zebra_647: TIFU by going into a restaurant 15 minutes before closing
TIFU by going into a restaurant 15 minutes before they closed. I didn't realize that they closed at 3:00 and I didn't realize it until we were seated and they had already given us our drinks. The waitress came to take our orders and we said... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1647825570 | 1647973869 | t3_tj01ef | t5_2to41 | 148 | simmonsayz: TIFU by having nostalgia over some cereal
The fallout of this ordeal happened minutes ago and instead of sharing these comical horrors with family, I’m blabbing to you internet strangers. Today I fucked up while perusing the grocery store and discovering some keto-friendly “cinnamon toast” flavored cereal. ... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1647825348 | 1647833060 | t3_tizyyz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my and my kid brothers childhood blanket
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StatisticianLivid710: You can claim it back from the police. They inventory everything they confiscate.
Vast_Reflection: Yeah, that seems like the very obvious thing to do. It’s not lost, it’s just in some police inventory
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1647830486 | 1647838458 | t3_tj0am9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Having sex with a racist doesn't make me a racist. But I'm glad I've got you on record saying a guy who has promiscuous sex is worse than a racist.
Obviously I'm not saint. But if you're going to be moralistic, you better have your morals in order.
plural_albatross: Lol
Saddest post history ever. Still... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1647826884 | 1647857379 | t3_tj0g9u | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my late Mom’s journal
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warpswede: Wait, so you'd go hang out at your dad's ex wife's house? Was it while he was also there seeing his kids?
ResolutionFine8585: She was his wife & they shared a home together. He would routinely leave me there alone with her. They had older childre... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1647828830 | 1647830742 | t3_tj123s | t5_2to41 | 118 | MariusIchigo: TIFU by meeting someone online
A few years ago when I was in my early twenties I had gotten into online dating because it seemed nice. I had ok experiences prior to that and thought to myself let's try more.
I met this wonderful woman. She was so interesting and we talked about everything together. I fel... | 3 | 39.333333 | |
1647830112 | 1647919645 | t3_tj1gb1 | t5_2to41 | 722 | albinocracker: TIFU by realizing what Flo Rida meant by his “whistle” in his song and starting a rumor that I was gay.
TIFU By not realizing what Flo Rida meant by “Can you blow my whistle baby” until now.
Just realized what Flo Rida’s “whistle” was after hearing the song on the radio. Its been 7 years since the end o... | 5 | 144.4 | |
1647832389 | 1647858032 | t3_tj259y | t5_2to41 | 71 | InsomniaticSquirrel: TIFU by putting ranch in an oil diffuser…
Hello Reddit. I am so sorry to be making this post, I was forced by my wife.
Today I went to 5 below and found a beautiful oil diffuser for the low, low price of $5.00 plus sales tax. As I approached the counter to pay for my beloved diffuser, I had an in... | 5 | 14.2 |
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