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1647833428 | 1647852626 | t3_tj2grj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my friends sentimental guitar to a Tinder girl
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msnthrop: You say you went to her house, why not just go there.
PoonGoon24: I’m not gonna lie, I have a poor memory and don’t remember where it was
hsiale: If you remember when it was, your phone might know where you went that day.
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1647834350 | 1648715970 | t3_tj2qkj | t5_2to41 | 8,299 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my neighbors if I could watch
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WorkerAlarmed1352: You should be glad that so far that is all that has come of it. It's absolutely NOT ok to ever, without invitation, put yourself into someone's sex life like that. Sex positive household or not.
beaverbait: He didnt really put himself ... | 16 | 518.6875 | |
1647836318 | 1647871003 | t3_tj3arx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by tearing my friends ACL
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[deleted]: Yea stretching is one of the best things you can do in your entire life..
KingF721: Yea it's actually not. Stretching does pretty much nothing for injury prevention. A proper warmup(with movement and stuff) might've saved that dudes ACL but the lack of stre... | 4 | 2 | |
1647839011 | 1647842311 | t3_tj40lo | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwaway9764531: TIFU by moving in with a co-worker
tl:dr - I moved in with a co-worker who over the course of our friendship has made me feel unwanted several times and am now regretting moving in with them
Hey reddit, I put the tl:dr first since that's usually at the end but I'm gonna give some context now...
I mo... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1647840234 | 1647860314 | t3_tj4bef | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my d*ld0 early in the morning
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Consistent_Street_25: God, please take a writing class before you try to compose fiction again.
Consistent_Street_25: And a human biology class.
Deeddles: Don't need to project pal
Consistent_Street_25: Who's projecting?
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1647841272 | 1647868757 | t3_tj4kcs | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by grunting too loud during phone sex
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OkVolume1: Swerve: grandma was posing as the 22 year old woman on the other end of the phone.
SorryAd1116: Don't give them ideas, that's gonna be the next post
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1647841206 | 1647844439 | t3_tj4jqc | t5_2to41 | 4 | kragrogg: TIFU by not coomenting on the right posts
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Giant-Genitals: Wtf? You’re on the space station? Look out window H4
kragrogg: Yeah its a nice window..its difficult to clean the bird poop though
Giant-Genitals: I got you fam. I live under the freeway overpass connected to the satellite dish
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1647842032 | 1647849185 | t3_tj4r0a | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating my boyfriends SiL’s cooking.
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Big_Physics_: Moments like these are what build the strongest relationships.
Side note, I’m so sick of white people not being able to cook. Like what the fuck. It’s not that hard to NOT make people sick and make food that tastes good. Like come on. It’s ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1647842223 | 1647916842 | t3_tj4skr | t5_2to41 | 12,498 | marokyle87: TIFU by dating a girl that was able to dye a carpeted closet tan
I was dating this girl for a week or so we met on a dating app she was nice but quiet and REALLY liked to Fuck... as a 24 year old male I couldn’t complain as she was pretty attractive. She had me staying the night at her moms house. I awoke ... | 13 | 961.384615 | |
1647844765 | 1647887732 | t3_tj5enm | t5_2to41 | 789 | KL-Tech: TIFU by eating only the best part of the cookie.
*NSFW just in case. For background, I'm a 23 year old male college student.*
Now listen.
We all have our sins.
We all do things out of everyone's sight that we'd like to keep that way.
And now also consider the following: 13 cookies from a fast food restaura... | 6 | 131.5 | |
1647845639 | 1647847322 | t3_tj5ly7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering a phone call
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RetroReactiveRaucous: This is why you put your OWN number down. Not your fucking work hour number....
If a potential employer can't respect that you have a current employment obligation they're probably not a better ship to jump to.
I respect that not everything in... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1647848311 | 1647851872 | t3_tj68ay | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going along with a flirt.
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Beaker462: You sound smitten and are over thinking it.
Galxion: I also apologized for MAYBE missing a flirt which, if she wasn’t flirting makes this so much more awkward
Postgis: Bro...RIP
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1647856914 | 1647878787 | t3_tj8a32 | t5_2to41 | -4 | IndianOtaku25: TIFU by holding my shit.
This happened when I was in Middle school, about 5 years ago.
One time in Middle School, I got really bad diarrhoea.
School had just started and in the first period only, I could feel the liquid bubbling and knocking on my arsehole. My school doesn’t really have the best toile... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1647856475 | 1647874244 | t3_tj85x3 | t5_2to41 | 89 | MangaMaven: TIFU by not responding to a text
This actually happened around 2 months ago but I’m still upset over it and I will probably always be a little bit upset over it.
So I have a friend who I met in college and lived with as roommates for 2-3 years. She grew up in Asia and is a “third culture kid.” (Third cultu... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1647859922 | 1647883859 | t3_tj90s4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling women that promiscuity isn’t empowering
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Ecstatic_Wishbone_30: How did you manage to get everything in your post wrong? Seriously, idk where to start. Male promiscuity is just as bad as female promiscuity. Not all women are promiscuous. If songs trigger you then you have some issues.... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1647860720 | 1647880110 | t3_tj98jr | t5_2to41 | 389 | [deleted]: TIFU: I was sexting with my boyfriend at work, wasn’t paying attention and sent a full on naked photo of myself to a work group chat
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truthll_setufree: Oh noooooo…
Lol
I once asked my boss to front me 5g (thought it was a message to my dealer), but because he’s like “who buys weed in amounts like th... | 6 | 64.833333 | |
1647863549 | 1647869389 | t3_tja0fr | t5_2to41 | 140 | guyfromsaitama: TIFU by leaving a new pack of cigarettes in my jacket pocket when doing laundry.
This one is pretty tame.
I forgot a pack of cigarettes which I had only used one of in a jacket pocket. Brand new pack of 20. These aren’t cigarettes you “smoke” per-se so they’re mostly paper and metallic paper, a small ... | 5 | 28 | |
1647863360 | 1648851377 | t3_tj9yke | t5_2to41 | 697 | donut_clouds: TIFU by driving to the wrong city.
Unlike most stories on this subreddit this actually happened today. I'm sitting at cheap restaurant in the wrong city right now typing this.
I do business in both Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, as well as many places in between. I live a bit closer to Philly, but sort of... | 12 | 58.083333 | |
1647868141 | 1647889061 | t3_tjbgvr | t5_2to41 | 88 | calcifer_xiii: tifu by arriving late to my zoom lecture with a snotty nose.
I overslept and arrived late to my zoom lecture this morning. Being tired, and snotty nosed I attempted to listen to the lecture. I laid in bed watching the lecture and.. picking my nose. I then got a phone call from a friend and my stomach san... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1647873361 | 1647874351 | t3_tjd8gh | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: Tifu by bragging about how good I am at aex
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GenericFirstName: You fucked up by leaving man 😂
therealsix: Yep, only fu was him ditching her. Could have stuck around and lived up to his own hype and worked on her needs. Now all she has is a story about some sad guy who couldn't control himself after... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1647872757 | 1647875202 | t3_tjd0vb | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to figure out my friends kinks
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[deleted]: Tbh, it sounds like you're overthinking things. Your friend sounded fairly cool about the whole thing and objectively I don't think there's anything to be embarrassed about here.
Besides, kinks are what make people interesting, they're nothi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647874444 | 1648044719 | t3_tjdmez | t5_2to41 | 18 | Phrixxion-: TIFU by having sex with girl that I wasn't very attracted to
So I'm a 17M and she's 16f. We go to school together. Well recently we started talking, I wasn't very physically attracted to her, she was a little thicker than my usual preference but I was horny so I decided to go for it. About a week goes by an... | 6 | 3 | |
1647874473 | 1647878382 | t3_tjdmtv | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by convincing my friends I was molested
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Necessary_Win_7269: What the fuck kind of sick people do you have around you that equate sexually banter with molestation??
PinkCrows: I’m confused by this too. “You could bang any server you want” automatically means molestation? Either OP is leaving ou... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1647879145 | 1647970025 | t3_tjfe6j | t5_2to41 | 7,625 | [deleted]: Tifu by being a boomer
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TuneOk523: Please describe the gif with words.
lorenzococc: Korean girls in shorts dancing
TuneOk523: If it makes you feel better. It could have been much worse.
The_Karaethon_Cycle: Tbh I’d be more embarrassed about slow-mo K-pop gifs than just regular porn.
RDAwesome: I agr... | 12 | 635.416667 | |
1647880736 | 1647918357 | t3_tjfzmp | t5_2to41 | 7,589 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing the secret son of my employer.
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oncewasquiet: I begging to know who the celeb is
ivysavenue: I still work for them occasionally so don't want to risk losing my job!
SigmundFreud: Sounds like James Corden.
0100001101110111: James Corden is famous enough to get stopped in the street.
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1647881223 | 1647905640 | t3_tjg64q | t5_2to41 | 34 | tifuthrowlol: TIFU - blackout drunk, apparently got game but don't know who the other player was
Me (M23) studying at a local university, and as we do i went to a student club last friday. Everything started calm just gaving a few drinks with the boys, chillin and having a nice time listening to banger techno. Anyways ... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1647881741 | 1647895661 | t3_tjgd0t | t5_2to41 | 19 | CosetteGrey: TIFU by falling for a woman who lied about her age
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BigPZ: Boy you sure wrote black a lot in this "creative writing assignment"
ZoftLander1006: As a black person, it kinda nerves me when someone mentions the race of someone a lot like this. Good we know she’s black now continue
BigPZ: Why did we e... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1647882358 | 1647913815 | t3_tjglvf | t5_2to41 | 60 | zoomaenia: TIFU having a "chemically induced depression"
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Consistent_Street_25: Stop self-diagnosing
BoutThirtyArabs: How bout you stop. Lol. Its not a diagnosis. Clearly speculation about self realization
Consistent_Street_25: Lol self diagnosing is assigning medical diagnoses without consulting a professiona... | 35 | 1.714286 | |
1647892037 | 1647923052 | t3_tjk96q | t5_2to41 | 247 | nicovlaai: TIFU by delaying a flight of 180 people for an hour
So. This happened not even a week ago. Just went on holiday with my 2 young kids and wife to an Island in the canaries. It was lovely but at bagage drop off things started to get hectic with 2 crying children and a clerk that was too busy talking to the gir... | 7 | 35.285714 | |
1647892322 | 1648155020 | t3_tjkd07 | t5_2to41 | 2,959 | El_Hombre_Molecular: TIFU by Shredding My Testicles in the Shower with an Electric Razor
Happened last Tuesday.
At 49 years old, I have never "manscaped" myself.
I just never really thought to do it, apart from just using some scissors to cut excess hair. But since I am going through a divorce, I thought now might b... | 9 | 328.777778 | |
1647886577 | 1648057693 | t3_tji6tf | t5_2to41 | 20 | jhonynko: TIFU by going out after long time
This actually happened Saturday.So basically I’m from Slovakia and I work in French with my brother and friends after probably 3 months of non drinking I decided this Saturday I will drink we drank shot after shot and then decided to go to city Lyon . We were not on any party... | 5 | 4 | |
1647894439 | 1647895972 | t3_tjl5pk | t5_2to41 | 21 | SnooChipmunks8506: TIFU by saying both Trump and Biden are destroying the U.S. Constitution
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K340: I really encourage you to take a moment to consider the difference between "the same with regards to issues I care about" and "the same." Not even getting into your constitutional claim, it might upset people whe... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1647894735 | 1647896215 | t3_tjl9t4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Powerful-Physics-662: TIFU by saying I haven’t see my son in months
So picture this: I have just finished an in-person workout class and I go to the changing room with my cousin. While we’re there, we chit chat as we’re grabbing our stuff from the lockers and generally what our plans are for the rest of the day.
Now ... | 3 | 3 | |
1647899679 | 1647906449 | t3_tjn35b | t5_2to41 | 681 | Elder_Scrolls_Nerd: TIFU by being a femboy
Side note, this happened a few months back (June 2021). As the title says, I’m a femboy. I had just got a job at a subway sandwich shop near me and it was a nice job: okay pay considering I was 17, good hours, that kind of thing. I had a manager who had many stores to manage a... | 10 | 68.1 | |
1647900959 | 1647905648 | t3_tjnkgd | t5_2to41 | 14 | Becc907: TIFU by walking in on my brother hooking up with a girl
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schulzie420: At what point did people lose common courtesy?, fucking knock, something....
Becc907: I don't think you're wrong about that
Crazy_Werewolf9011: They aren't
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1647901663 | 1647997907 | t3_tjntpu | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by banging my head against my date so much that she cried
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CorrosiveAlkonost: Were you listening to Gloryhammer or something?
OldCarWorshipper: No, Quiet Riot. *"Bang your heaaaaaaad"...*
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1647903375 | 1647998718 | t3_tjogf7 | t5_2to41 | 232 | My-cat-made-me-do-it: TIFU by putting my dog in his kennel for house training
So - yeah he has frequent accidents in the house, today my mom and i decided it would be a good idea to keep him in a kennel while we were both out of the house. (For context, I leave at 06:35 for school and she left this morning around 10:00... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1647901584 | 1647903721 | t3_tjnsob | t5_2to41 | 20 | txsxxphxx2: TIFU by leaving some chinchilla treats in the break room
just a short back story, I work with my mom bc she's good with sales and I'm bilingual that i can help her with all the clerical stuffs as well as talk to corp whenever she needs.
we usually go to work in the same car, and for some reason today I fin... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1647904329 | 1647913127 | t3_tjot90 | t5_2to41 | 94 | thr0w4w4ymem0r1es: TIFU and showed my co-workers my peen
This literally happened less than 3 minutes ago and I've already apologised about 18 times.
So I decided to join a few of my colleagues for drinks where I work, things where going well and we'd had a few drinks, popped out for a smoke and having a lot of good ... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1647906144 | 1647909779 | t3_tjpfsq | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a dick pic to my female friend instead of my wife
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MajestaHazel: Lol yeahhhh, nice try bucko.
ridingRabbi: This is really not fair. If I did it on purpose why would I even post about it?
MajestaHazel: Cause you clearly get off on telling or showing people shit they don’t wanna hear o... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1647906322 | 1647967538 | t3_tjphy1 | t5_2to41 | 0 | PomdDestructioneer: TIFU by trying to steal.
So, today I fucked up by not making the right choice in today. So after I had a 45-minute conversation with my friend, I decided to try my luck in trying to steal in a small store. So I have gone inside and I went to the back of the small store wanting to steal. I grabbed a ... | 6 | 0 | |
1647906324 | 1647913692 | t3_tjphz5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | jjjacer: TIFU lighting a small yakatori charcoal grill indoors with a bottle of rubbing alcohol
Got one of those very small table yakatori grills that take 1 or 2 pieces of charcoal, well felt like the charcoal was having problems lighting so i used some rubbing alcohol to speed it up. big mistake. the coal was hot eno... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1647908304 | 1647908978 | t3_tjq6c4 | t5_2to41 | -1 | averageredditcuck: TIFU by accidently drinking a cup of synthetic pee and almost dying
I got arrested a while ago for indecent exposure. I was high on K2 and went streaking through the mall. Consequences are a bitch. I can’t go within 500 feet of a school anymore, but boy was it an enjoyable high. I felt like I was wal... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1647909960 | 1647911736 | t3_tjqpn0 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by complimenting a girl
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DowDoverDoi: Good job the feeling will pass.
FalconBusiness4913: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic
DowDoverDoi: I was not.
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1647911512 | 1647921819 | t3_tjr85m | t5_2to41 | 161 | Youeclipsedbyme: TIFU by forwarding an entire email thread which contains lovely sentiments such as “this customer seems cheap”…. To the customer
Kill meeeeeee. I was Quoting something out for a customer and working with a supplier who is a friend and we’re pretty candid with each other. I wrote to the supplier “please... | 3 | 53.666667 | |
1647912626 | 1647966054 | t3_tjrkzm | t5_2to41 | 11,253 | WispyWi: TIFU by asking my dad if he knew what twerking was
For some context, I live in a household with two sisters and both of my parents. My younger sister is off at college, and my older sister is on the autism spectrum and has down syndrome.
She's high functioning but can have days where she is utterly miserable. ... | 9 | 1,250.333333 | |
1647914210 | 1647914879 | t3_tjs3t1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By Cutting My Dick
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Pattymelt07: An air pocket did not cut your dick
JinxyMVP: When I went inside, it was incredibly tight, too tight, and i’ve never had a problem with going in all the way. If it wasn’t air caught insider her vagina then idk what it was tbh but my shit was bleeding.
Pattymelt... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1647914075 | 1647918250 | t3_tjs285 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by squirting nose spray in my nose too many times and almost popping my blood vessels
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ElGeeQue: Was it a medicated nose spray or that saline stuff?
bbysukichan: Saline! Would this have an impact?
Jabba-666-: Yes if it was medicated in about 14 hours you won’t be able to breathe through your no... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1647916288 | 1647918807 | t3_tjss3m | t5_2to41 | 33 | Saranightfire1: TIFU by not warning my mom about the Dark Side of the Internet NSFW
Yeah, OBVIOUSLY NSFW here.
I recently got firestick for my mom. She especially loves YouTube and all the human interest animal rescue stories.
We were joking around today and making friendly jabs at each other when she decided to show... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1647914873 | 1647947119 | t3_tjsbqz | t5_2to41 | 66 | chickenLittle909: TIFU by wearing underwear with fiberglass on it
So to start off, over the weekend I wet the bed. I am in my early twenties, I was completely sober, and it was a normal night. I am still just so confused as to why it happened. I have never done something like this since I was a child. But anyways it wa... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1647917374 | 1647921243 | t3_tjt3u9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having the worst possible strike of unluckiness and i cant take it anymore
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AcrobaticSource3: Lol, 6 days ago you posted pretending to be 11 and now you’re pretending to be 15. SCAM ALERT
Illmindoftodd: 100% scam alert
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1647918834 | 1647961623 | t3_tjtjsv | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU masturbating in my room when my parents are home
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Mckenzi_xoxo: You skipped out on tetrazzini so you get get off. Oh to be 19 again 😅 lol
Usual-Difference9135: I felt like I couldn’t look myself in the eyes, let alone my mom
Mckenzi_xoxo: I feel for you. Ill eat some tetrazzini in your name to... | 4 | 9 | |
1647914394 | 1647922657 | t3_tjs5x0 | t5_2to41 | 71 | PawsingLife: TIFU by not letting my dog out into the backyard with me
Yes- this happened 3 hours ago. Also I’m on mobile, I’m sorry for any formatting errors.
So for context, there is a tornado in my area. I was stuck at a giant walk in freezer of a store just before this happened. When the immediate threat passed and... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1647919736 | 1647929985 | t3_tjttg1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 9daydream: TIFU in the vein of regret
TIFU This is a bit of a mundane/boring one so please stop reading if you are expecting something exciting. But I couldn't find anywhere else to post a regret and I'd like to share it so if you read this I appreciate it.
I have been suffering from mental health issues for years, t... | 3 | 2 | |
1647920071 | 1647921946 | t3_tjtwx6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | dj_fishwigy: TIFU by being loose tongued
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Aromatic-Judge-7868: Keep your head up. Real friends can agree to disagree and value you as a person for how you are. I personally enjoy the conversations with my friends that have different views from my own as long as they can protect them from scrutiny.
truestgrub: ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1647922570 | 1647979242 | t3_tjumwl | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by not following my lactose free diet while on vacation with my boyfriend
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SelfProclaimedB1tch: Oh my gosh this sounds like me, but we were walking around downtown while on vacation. Almost pooped myself right there. Luckily made it to a washroom before all hell broke loose from my butt
treking... | 8 | 7.625 | |
1647923597 | 1647936518 | t3_tjuwlq | t5_2to41 | 17 | I_Will_Not_Juggle: TIFU by licking the floor of the club
Not literally. But this FU is a two for one so stick around. First I wore my nice newish white shoes out to the bars on a Friday night. I realize my error when we're already there and resign myself to finally breaking them in and tryna clean them in the morning. ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1647928369 | 1647929536 | t3_tjw3nu | t5_2to41 | 18 | englishmuffin16: TIFU by finally seasoning my wok I've had for years
As the title says, I seasoned my wok tonight. Now, as many of you are probably unaware on the process, this requires you to get the wok really hot (preferably on a gas stove), and then cover it with a thin layer of oil with a towel.
The desired effec... | 3 | 6 | |
1647931556 | 1648261568 | t3_tjwvi7 | t5_2to41 | 172 | devangs3: TIFU by not drinking coffee or having food
I am a grad student who just graduated and joined my first job as an on-site vendor. Basically I sit at a big company’s office and do what is needed. Both, my vendor company and client company are nice people.
For the last few weeks, we had a supplier who sold us a ... | 6 | 28.666667 | |
1647933106 | 1647959344 | t3_tjx8h6 | t5_2to41 | 19,442 | Wintercat76: TIFU commenting on loud sex
Many moons ago, I live in a lovely apartment complex.
Our upstairs neighbour was always quiet unless there was a football match on, never had his tv on loud, no loud music...
This, we discovered, was because he was quite deaf.
Then he moved.
In his place was now a younger cou... | 11 | 1,767.454545 | |
1647941875 | 1647954902 | t3_tjz6kf | t5_2to41 | 3 | lalaxoxo__: TIFU by accidentally flashing my *private parts* to the Judge and Courtroom on my Zoom hearing.
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Siren_ofTitan: Just bare ass naked? What? Not even underwear?
lalaxoxo__: I had sweatpants that were too big (I just lost 95lbs) and so they were riding super low in my hips.
isalmonlyswear: So you were... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1647942002 | 1647978777 | t3_tjz7na | t5_2to41 | 194 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to kill a bug and now i have to go to the hospital
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lily-laura: Lol you have a maid
IamaLuna-tic: I'm from Dubai, its pretty normal here <3
RudeSprinkles1240: Unless you are the maid; then it's not normal at all.
IamaLuna-tic: no i mean like legit everyone has maids here. all my fr... | 10 | 19.4 | |
1647950949 | 1647952132 | t3_tk1i5s | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwaway887211: TIFU by letting a stranger take a photo of me
Okay so until about 12 years ago, we had lived in a house owned by a close friend of our family. After we moved, that friend has asked my parents to setup the house to be a rental and to manage it since the friend is overseas. Now, my parents have found a f... | 3 | 2 | |
1647950663 | 1647957892 | t3_tk1f1t | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally letting my whole family find my "gory" nsfw art and now im a disgrace
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Pharoahs_Horses: Sorry to hear OP, your family sounds a but prudish but hopefully it's rooted in a good place. If you are an adult just tell them to get stuffed (if possible) because you can do what you want.... | 7 | 16.428571 | |
1647950895 | 1647954306 | t3_tk1hlt | t5_2to41 | 22 | Oiljacker: TIFU by forgetting to check under my table
So this TIFU happened to me yesterday but a big fu nonetheless.
I had a physics exam yesterday and before the exam I was practicing derivations. I was doing this on a piece of paper and when I was asked to keep my bag and notebooks in the designated area, I forgot ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1647951753 | 1647990357 | t3_tk1qve | t5_2to41 | 4,058 | F2madre: TIFU by making my 3yr a hero.
This happened about 30-40 min ago. I (30M) drive a 2006 Toyota Camry. Every so often, my car will lock itself if the engine is running. I have 2 kids. (5mo.M) (3F). I take them to daycare in the morning and my wife picks them up in the afternoon because I work far. Last night the ... | 12 | 338.166667 | |
1647953188 | 1648016731 | t3_tk27gp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being ugly and not having good social skills
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noonecaresat805: Dude. Exceptions. You have a super low opinion of yourself so why would you expect anyone else to feel differently about it? Get theraphy. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder seems like you need to rethink what beauty means.
Odd... | 3 | 2 | |
1647954241 | 1647973162 | t3_tk2jrq | t5_2to41 | 69 | CT_7274: TIFU by making Mac n Cheese with chocolate milk
Picture me, a dutiful eldest child making dinner for my two younger siblings and my parents, who were all looking forwards to a tasty meal after a long day of school and work.
Contrary to popular opinion of Brits, I'm not a terrible cook and I generally try and... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1647956423 | 1647972351 | t3_tk39no | t5_2to41 | 24 | smorkaka: TIFU by not paying attention while riding my bicycle
This happened yesterday on my way to work, in the early hours of the morning (around 4.30).
I was riding my bicycle on my way to work (I always wear a helmet), as per usual, and was taking the route I always take. About halfway to work I stop paying attenti... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1647959943 | 1647960685 | t3_tk4gqk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Financial-Fee-5461: TIFU: i COULD have gone to jail/prison for attempted murder
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ADG211: He had a locker outside? Or you dragged him off the floor from outside just to slam him on the locker!? Seeing how this was a random dude, sticking up for the girl would be heroic. What you've done, if true, is a psycho fi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1647960659 | 1647988819 | t3_tk4pw3 | t5_2to41 | 13,911 | Zestyclose_Charity_2: TIFU By Having a Screaming Woman in my Room
Obligatory not today.
I'm in a building with thin walls. Very thin walls. Thankfully everyone here is completely silent almost all of the time, which made this night much worse. I (M20s) invited a girl over (I'll call D) and her friend (J). The plan was... | 12 | 1,159.25 | |
1647962320 | 1647965387 | t3_tk5c1e | t5_2to41 | 119 | Positive-Word-2593: tifu by helping a woman with her stroller
So... this happened just a few hours ago. I was about to enter the tram, when I spotted chance to do my good deed for today.
I went over to that woman and helped her get her stroller inside the tram. Her thanks were overshadowed by a guy screaming "what the... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1647962942 | 1647979057 | t3_tk5jx9 | t5_2to41 | 95 | Rushroomin: TIFU by mooning my coworkers
A few months ago, I bought a brand new pair of jeans. One day at home, I bent down to pick something up and ripped a clean hole in the seat of my nice new jeans. It’s a ripped seam, and I think to myself that I’ll fix it up. Hate to throw away perfectly fixable jeans. Let’s lay ... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1647969345 | 1647999095 | t3_tk7y62 | t5_2to41 | 625 | [deleted]: TIFU by passing out during make out session with my girl
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Kitticio083: Google vasovagal syncope and arousal.
LValentino12: This was my first thought as well. However syncope solely from arousal is not common as a trigger. Perhaps if OP was feeling particularly anxious about the encounter, but it doe... | 8 | 78.125 | |
1647969514 | 1648025433 | t3_tk80cg | t5_2to41 | 1,810 | GoinStraightToHell: TIFU Scaring My Wife in the Middle of the Night
Happened a few hours ago.
**From my perspective:** I've been playing a lot of Elden Ring lately, and there's news of hidden walls and floors that take 50 hits to break.
I'm having a dream. I'm on top of a large tower, breaking the floor tiles tryin... | 6 | 301.666667 | |
1647971010 | 1648000766 | t3_tk8kck | t5_2to41 | 11 | Throw-my-lifeaway: TIFU by following Reddit’s advice on talking to women.
Some backstory….A few months ago I was scrolling through r/socialskills or r/seduction, can’t remember exactly, but I came about a post discussing techniques and general advice to have an easier time holding conversations with the opposite sex. T... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1647971377 | 1647973549 | t3_tk8p70 | t5_2to41 | -4 | creationlaw: TIFU by almost letting a Google algorithm out me as a murderer
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Bender_Rodriguez22: Shoot him.
NYX_T_RYX: You assume everyone has guns 🙄
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1647973376 | 1647977298 | t3_tk9gwa | t5_2to41 | 79 | AA_ronTX: TIFU A DIY almost killed me
DIY Almost Killed me
TIFU- Well, actually Saturday. This is a long detailed version and I hope it’s worth it to y’all. I am a pretty handy figure shit out on YouTube if I don’t know kind of guy. Raised to change oil, brakes, lighting etc…, and 12 years in the Army fixing helicopte... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1647974773 | 1647978367 | t3_tk9zko | t5_2to41 | 146 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting my straight laced 94 year old grandmother high
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TTVzegral: is yr grandma still higher then balls? and has she forgave you or told u her feelings about all of it?
anonc0urier: I really hope she either forgives me, or forgets the whole incident because memory issues + drug... | 5 | 29.2 | |
1647978584 | 1647983935 | t3_tkbexc | t5_2to41 | 26 | Illustrious_Type12: TIFU by Getting Lost In The City I've Lived For The Last 5 Years
So today, I wanted to go to some mall in my city (a very known one, that is), and got on the bus. I was supposed to get on the bus number 625, but I accidentally got on 623. And so it turned out that the bus 623 doesn't freaking go the... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1647979342 | 1647982591 | t3_tkbpds | t5_2to41 | 112 | AdoraBeau: TIFU by giving into the inner child to give my child the absolute best day
In a nutshell, I am a tiny mom to one and I struggle with eating, energy and chronic pain. I spent 7 years begging for just one good day, much like one prays to their heavens to get over a flu.
Through PT, incredible hard work and m... | 3 | 37.333333 | |
1647980429 | 1647986381 | t3_tkc4er | t5_2to41 | 8 | disbatchlaura: TIFU by throwing my wallet away in the dumpster
Well I guess it’s more like yesterday IFU.
Last night, my sister asked me to pick up pizza and beer for dinner. I got a pack of bud light and mich ultras, paid for it and stuck my wallet in the grocery bag (for convenience cause I didn’t have my purse on me... | 4 | 2 | |
1647981229 | 1648008433 | t3_tkcf1x | t5_2to41 | 16,411 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally letting my friend’s husband watch me masturbate
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originalusername129: It may not have even been recorded. Most of those cameras are motion activated and have delays before they start recording again. Also, with my cameras, I almost never watch the entire video. Once I know who i... | 24 | 683.791667 | |
1647982360 | 1647983277 | t3_tkcu4i | t5_2to41 | 48 | TheUnholyShit: TIFU by wiping my ass
I’ve had a REALLY PAINFUL hemorrhoid for the past couple days . About 3-4 days. When I shit it’s just minor pain but wiping the fucker is insanely painful so what I’ve been doing is just taking my shower head and using it as a bidet . But for some reason today I forgot about the fa... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1647983620 | 1647988374 | t3_tkdbm3 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Cute_Unit_3157: TIFU by watching porn with my GF’s mom
This happened last month, not today.
So a month ago GF bought her dad a grill and went over to his house to have a cookout. I was working on our house at the time and went a little later. It was the beginning of the warmer temps, and everyone wanted to do somethi... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1647985352 | 1648017056 | t3_tkdydw | t5_2to41 | 14 | NearlyXP: TIFU by shattering the glass to my microwave after receiving bad news
Not long ago. Maybe and hour and a half ago?
So I (M19) have a brother (M14) who always skips school and my whole family including my mom keep telling him, "Hey, you need to go to school or else the state is gonna get involved and stuff."... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1647988449 | 1647996476 | t3_tkf35n | t5_2to41 | 19 | zoezie: TIFU by telling my sister I had sex
Actually not today, but a few years ago.
I told my sister, who is two years younger than me, when I lost my virginity, because we used to tell each other everything.
What I didn't take into account in my giddy lovesick daze was that my sister is a huge prude. She started cryi... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1647988939 | 1647991832 | t3_tkf9de | t5_2to41 | 16 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU By breaking my hand because of my stupidity.
Title says it all, I broke my own hand today because of my glorious stupidity. So i recently got my truck fixed the other day, And i decided that i needed to work on it a bit more. I did some oil changes, Filled my coolant, Checked my tire pressure, ... | 4 | 4 | |
1647989928 | 1647990750 | t3_tkflzk | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking up Drew Afualo
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KindredSouI: Username checks out
1Sluggo: And a 22 minute old account.
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1647991286 | 1648024826 | t3_tkg3tt | t5_2to41 | 14,369 | classybrawd: TIFU by flashing my coworker.
Yeah, this even happened today. I work at a small tour company that me and my husband run together, it’s just me 30f and two other guys about my age. Since we don’t really have a headquarters sometimes they’ll come to our house to run errands or collect their paychecks. Today ... | 10 | 1,436.9 | |
1647991250 | 1648120097 | t3_tkg3df | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU Fapping in my Home Office (NSFW, Obviously)
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[deleted]: If your masturbation addiction is to the point that you're getting jizz on your young child's homework, you have a problem. The fact reddit finds this hilarious is alarming (but not surprising)
Seriously, what disappointing behavior of a ... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1647991238 | 1647996356 | t3_tkg38j | t5_2to41 | 56 | AuthorOliverClozov: TIFU Reenacting My Fav Porn Scene with my Fiancee
So I watched porn growing up, I actually write erotica and you can find my books on Amazon. Moving on, I always wanted to be an adult film star, but needless to say, I never tried to break into the industry.
So after watching one of my favorite scen... | 4 | 14 | |
1647991978 | 1648050797 | t3_tkgcf0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ismo420: TIFU by telling someone I would kill them
So some background. I went to a friends 30th birthday party and the theme was “death to my youth” and we were asked to wear funeral attire e.g. dark colors, suit, tie, veils, etc. my friend and I have somewhat different friend groups but we are good friends. At one ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1647991317 | 1648073566 | t3_tkg47q | t5_2to41 | 375 | arghhharghhh: TIFU by splashing milk on the ceiling
So, Ive been trying to curb my drinking which basically means drinking 2 days a week on the weekends. Well, the first week of doing that (2ish weeks ago) the weekend came around and I was very excited to have a drink (which for me was like 6 or 7).
Anyway, I was feel... | 9 | 41.666667 | |
1647993224 | 1649641096 | t3_tkgrwt | t5_2to41 | 2,592 | nandasithu: TIFU by stealing wife's shampoo
Wife buys separate shampoo for me (usually cheap one) and for her (so many variety of bottles). For the past months, when I wash my hair, I open all shampoo bottles, mix it together and use it. I love the smell of it and I love the way whatever left of my hair feels smooth.
... | 13 | 199.384615 | |
1647992925 | 1648041539 | t3_tkgoaa | t5_2to41 | 18 | emmfosterrr: TIFU by “showcasing” my scars
{TW/SH}
a few days ago i was wearing shorts in my house. i have SH scars, pretty fresh and new, on my right inner and outer thigh, and old fully heals scars on my left
wrist. i’ve been recently struggling mentally with self image and just thoughts in general. i don’t want to... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1647996474 | 1648136509 | t3_tkhunm | t5_2to41 | 13,263 | get-shitted-on: Tifu by giving my boyfriend a blowjob
Tifu by giving my boyfriend a blowjob. He loves blowjobs (I think more than sex, if I’m being honest) so much and I almost never give them to him. This is mostly because I’ve never really been good at it, and also, I have a horrible gag reflex...but today I thought,... | 11 | 1,205.727273 | |
1647998960 | 1647999753 | t3_tkinsi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to download forza end risking my family lives
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GonnaSnipeUM8: Why would you ever put any information into that? It's obviously a malicious program
guidomista44443: Yes, i didnt , but idk, maybe can hack me later or know my address
GonnaSnipeUM8: If you didn't put in any information an... | 5 | 1 | |
1647998402 | 1648066638 | t3_tkihcc | t5_2to41 | 10 | ParkingWave5526: TIFU by repairing a fence
No good deed goes unpunished...
I am currently repairing my landlord's wooden fence to save them a ton of money and because I love manual labor. I set out Saturday afternoon to get it done and I was successful. I put a new post in the ground. Reattached the fence to an old po... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1647998178 | 1648007625 | t3_tkieqv | t5_2to41 | 21 | ulfr: TIFU by opening a jar of mayo
This story happened some time ago, but I wasn't necessarily comfortable sharing before for a number of reasons. Anyway, this story occurs when my fiancee was roughly 8 months pregnant. Two weeks later we would confirm she was in fact, large enough to roll down a hill, she was THAT pr... | 4 | 5.25 |
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