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1648000855 | 1648004172 | t3_tkj9z1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | T_K_O_L: TIFU by introducing a young female coworker to "Mork and Mindy"
Today I (m) was walking by a (19f) coworker. She flashed a peace sign at me, at which time I flashed back Mr Spock's "live long and prosper" sign.
From there (and I'm not entirely sure why) I took that from vertical to horizontal orientation and ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1648007506 | 1648039558 | t3_tklbik | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through with a dare
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ilaughatgas: I gotta get off this site, full of 12 year olds
Difficult-Tell-5138: We are all in high school I’m 16 and he’s 15
ilaughatgas: It’s hardly much of a distinction from a “I remember when I thought those problems mattered” point of view. From your standpo... | 10 | 1.9 | |
1647994716 | 1648009615 | t3_tkha7h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally revealing that my best friend isn't a virgen.
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Infant_whistle1: 1) kinda weird how you say you love her so much and are super physical with her but meh.
2) don't worry about it too much. You're all young and things like this happen all the time. Important thing is if she's cool... | 3 | 1 | |
1648010075 | 1648013495 | t3_tkm1f6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | krowwashere: TIFU by talking to my father.
It wasn't today but it was yesterday so I guess it works. Anyways, my dad posted something at 4:34 AM on facebook where all the parents have their own version of instagram. He posted a quote and I saw it I'd say around 10:01 PM and decided to respond with "nice quote" since I ... | 5 | 1 | |
1648009360 | 1648016125 | t3_tkluqj | t5_2to41 | 29 | cytherian: TIFU: Almost... and if I had, I would have been SO SCREWED
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Tato7069: Could break a window if you had to. Couple hundred dollars to replace a window, probably better.
cytherian: That would be a sensible thing to try... except that there's no window in reach. It's a townhouse with first floor windows... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1648012255 | 1648048938 | t3_tkmloa | t5_2to41 | 155 | knightoftasers: TIFU By Having Sex in A Public Parking Garage
So this happened earlier tonight. 2nd date with this girl I'm really crazy about so far. The furthest we had gone before this event was just kissing and some sexting. The one major problem with our relationship is logistics. I live somewhat far away, and she... | 5 | 31 | |
1648012913 | 1648055773 | t3_tkmror | t5_2to41 | 6,735 | jazzpiccolo: TIFU by going through my boyfriends laptop
Edit 3: Just read the edit before commenting, tired of people saying “enjoy your breakup” or “you need to talk to him” or just silly stuff like that that has already been addressed. Edit has been up for like 7 hours now…. Read it lol
this is such a common story, ... | 17 | 396.176471 | |
1648013755 | 1648015543 | t3_tkmytc | t5_2to41 | 16 | Bighurk12: TIFU: My 8 year old walked in on me at my wife…
Today I f’ed up. Was making love to my wife and when really close to climax, the bedroom door opens up and didn’t realize it for at least 30 seconds. Then I saw my wife looking in the direction of the door and and as I looked back, there he was looking right at... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1648016951 | 1648033902 | t3_tknpns | t5_2to41 | 60 | GamingKindaSucks: TIFU: By sending a name of someone in a video game to a friend of mine
I am a 24 (m) single and I game alot in my free time. This happened 4 days ago on Saturday. Some background info I game alot with this female friend of mine she is 22 known her for 3 years lets call her Jane. We always fuck around ... | 4 | 15 | |
1648018017 | 1648069708 | t3_tkny61 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Straw_Cherry: TIFU by unintentionally giving my bf a bad conscience
Last night I slept for a few hours on the couch by myself because I couldn’t sleep next to my bf. We’ve been together for half a year (but we’ve known each other for 10+ years). Before we went to bed we scrolled over old pictures we had on our phones a... | 12 | 1.166667 | |
1648022201 | 1648096344 | t3_tkovzq | t5_2to41 | 74 | yesmiss07: TIFU by taking my son's ADHD meds
My son has ADHD, and I have an anxiety disorder.
I give him his meds every morning and I take my meds at night time. I keep them in separate containers on the medicine shelf in the kitchen and I'm usually really good at paying attention to detail and I've never made a mist... | 7 | 10.571429 | |
1648042919 | 1648047146 | t3_tku71o | t5_2to41 | 7 | Notacrazyscreamer: TIFU trying to say good morning.
TIFU trying to say good morning. (This didn't happen today but I just realised my possible mistake today.)
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A few days ago/ last week there was a thread on Reddit (I can't remember the sub) about the craziest thing someone did... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1648044912 | 1648058737 | t3_tkuw7u | t5_2to41 | 565 | unalivemecaptain: TIFU by using a sex toy on my hand
This happened this morning. My boyfriend and I were enjoying a little early morning intimacy and decided to incorporate a new toy. One of those high powered "magic wands". You know the ones. I wanted to see if it felt good on his boys, but I didn't want it to hurt hi... | 11 | 51.363636 | |
1648044961 | 1648046575 | t3_tkuwum | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking that my ex split up with her husband
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JockBbcBoy: >She later said that he had gone to run some errands so that’s what she meant. I don’t know if she was trying to tell my something.
She's telling you that she's willing to cheat on her husband for you. This is not someone to be ... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1648045349 | 1648064873 | t3_tkv1s3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | restehman: TIFU by not bringing my brothers to school
I overslept. I stayed up till 4 am watching a Netflix show and failed to make it all the way till morning and overslept till 10am. I'm supposed to wake my brothers up and bring them to their bus stop but since I didnt do that they're both still here. I've already to... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648046082 | 1648097688 | t3_tkvb8i | t5_2to41 | 684 | TheBattleFaze: TIFU by displaying my crotch in a zoom meeting.
Happened a few months ago. Thanks to covid, we have frequent zoom meetings at work. I always have the setting to never start calls with video on.
Now here's the thing. I have a medium sized desk and use two monitors with my work laptop due to the nature o... | 7 | 97.714286 | |
1648047804 | 1648191937 | t3_tkvxqn | t5_2to41 | 8,720 | EnzolVlatrix: TIFU by doing a “your mom” joke to the wrong people
It didn’t happen literally today, but when I (now 32m) was a cocky teenager. I used to (still occasionally do) say “your mom” at anything.
I was in Theatre class and goofing around with my lady friend. She had humongous breast and we were talking / jok... | 15 | 581.333333 | |
1648049448 | 1648051779 | t3_tkwjaa | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with milf coworker and telling it to friends who also work at the same company
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[deleted]: Did she say to be discreet? If so that’s probably why she’s irritated? It’s not too late to just, yknow, talk to her about it
Cormickz: yes, she said to be discreet, but i hoped i can trust my... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1648050005 | 1648156081 | t3_tkwqjw | t5_2to41 | 13,133 | Always_Says_Ese: TIFU by not complaining to my landlord about my neighbor
WARNING: TRAUMATIC
Literally still happening today. I live in a 200 year old house that has been split up into 4 units. It's decently kept, the rent is low, but I can hear pretty much everything that happens with the upstairs neighbor.
He'... | 11 | 1,193.909091 | |
1648051703 | 1648060463 | t3_tky7wb | t5_2to41 | 386 | notyourtypicallady: TIFU at a job interview by disclosing sensitive information
Today I was interviewing with a company, I’ll call it company A. I already have a good offer from company B, and today in my interview with company A, I told the interviewers that I had an offer from company A.
Later friends and family men... | 4 | 96.5 | |
1648045641 | 1648163484 | t3_tkv5f4 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Ralinis101: TIFU by babying my leg after major reconstructive ankle surgery and taking physical therapy too slow
TL;DR (long): Didn’t move my ankle enough, got a blood clot at 26 that made my foot look like a dead person’s and some more emotional trauma. Now I get to take blood thinners like people 4 times my age and h... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1648053721 | 1648055892 | t3_tl0b6v | t5_2to41 | 217 | Beautiful-Abalone347: TIFU By asking the bosses wife out on a date
In my defence I had no idea she was his wife.
Let me start from the beginning. I had just qualified as a mechanical engineer. I'm a bright eyed and bushy-tailed 23 year old, fresh out of college.
I responded to an advertisement for a graduate engineerin... | 8 | 27.125 | |
1648054553 | 1648059001 | t3_tl15b8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | adrenalinjunkie89: TIFU by attempting to scam a laptop warranty
Obligatory, this happened last fall
I bought a very expensive laptop with a very expensive, optional 3 year warranty that covered everything, including accidents. I was coming to the end of my 3 years and the laptop was still in quite good condition, exc... | 5 | 3 | |
1648054848 | 1648055200 | t3_tl1ga6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | kattrup: TIFU by telling my friend's fiancée that she is tone deaf...
Obligatory disclosure, this was about 19 years ago but it's relevant today.
So my husband's best mate from university (who I will call P) lives in Edenborough and he was getting married so we drove up there for the wedding. The night before the rehe... | 3 | 5 | |
1648046201 | 1648161746 | t3_tkvcr8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | RemingtonCastle: TIFU by shaking someone's hand
Now you might be thinking "oof you probably caught something", no I'm safe. This morning I (19NB) wake up just as the bus is pulling up to school and I'm still kinda shuffling my way to my homeroom when the school's psychologist, who's often posted on my way there in orde... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1648055006 | 1648055803 | t3_tl1nxv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU - By not reading my emails
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Wise-Working228: Yeah you need to relocate to rural Mongolia under an assumed identity immediately. Unlucky, lol
comingtogetyoubabs: They email almost every day with stuff like "new book in communal library", so I don't even bother anymore. Clearly a mistake. If you ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648056919 | 1648239205 | t3_tl3ggh | t5_2to41 | 157 | OMoaners: TIFU fed my exes asshole
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SorryAd1116: Ahh yes because all ERs only have one room that's why she knew exactly which one to go into. Classic ER shenanigans.
She also would have known exactly what was going on just by seeing that situation. She definitely knew it was sexual even though there are plen... | 8 | 19.625 | |
1648058660 | 1648126441 | t3_tl4g61 | t5_2to41 | 834 | M0_OM: TIFU by not keeping my bootyhole tight
Obligatory not today, but quite a while back in high school.
As a freshman I had a few upperclassmen who I made friends with. One was a cool dude, bit of a jokester. Anytime we'd finish hanging out and it was time to go our separate ways he'd tell us "Keep your bootyhole ... | 4 | 208.5 | |
1648059248 | 1648082350 | t3_tl56wy | t5_2to41 | 36 | AdmiralAresDPanda: TIFU by showing my son the one thing he fears the most
So this happened yesterday. I had just finished homework with my 6 year old son and it was pretty late so we started getting ready to go to bed, while he was brushing his teeth I was scrolling on some memes as I usually do before I go to bed. I s... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1648059451 | 1648163233 | t3_tl5h6g | t5_2to41 | 8 | KerbolExplorer: TIFU criticized my philosophy teacher for shitty semester planning, now my entire class hates me
Kinda freaking out right now since my entire class wants to chop off head.
Also the obligatory English isn't my native lenguage so sorry for bad grammar.
So long story short, we have a really nice philosop... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1648060196 | 1648068588 | t3_tl6evb | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU - By flashing my super and neighbor
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Specter229: Could of been worse? At least they knocked and didn’t just walk in.
comingtogetyoubabs: They literally couldn't. The apartment is mine and I'm the only one with the app for opening the door/controls, plus, I don't think a super can do that here u... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1648061148 | 1648062691 | t3_tl7m9b | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by entering a private golf course.
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Petalilly: Can someone correct me, but why is a private golf course accessible to the public? or did I overlook a detail?
Reddoraptor: It’s not - OP says he crossed over a section of broken fence, no thinking person would assume this means it’s ok to be there... | 5 | 2 | |
1648061685 | 1648099127 | t3_tl89s6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | CompetitiveFeed4: TIFU by killing the family fish
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Pitiful_Selection_86: Where can I find the original? :(
waywardjynx: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/siyvqx/tifu_by_obliterating_my_wifes_fish/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Here you go
Pitiful_Selec... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1648065993 | 1648076618 | t3_tlbo8r | t5_2to41 | 464 | Mata187: TIFU by answering an unknown number in an aggressive Spanish tone
I get on average about 5-7 spam calls a day. Majority of them show up as “potential spam,” on my phone. Other times the number is displayed.
I use to have some fun with these spammers, but I started figuring out that if I answer in Spanish, t... | 6 | 77.333333 | |
1648065360 | 1648070512 | t3_tlax3v | t5_2to41 | 46 | MarijuanaBagels: TIFU by accidentally releasing my stink bomb onto a customer's face.
I work in a fine dining restaurant. I have been having stomach cramps and feeling nauseous pretty much all day, until the moment of truth during dinner service.
It was but a sunny day in the north of England, where the sun literally... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1648070656 | 1648144911 | t3_tlfwsn | t5_2to41 | 5,958 | Mother_Country9657: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob after a spicy meal
My boyfriend(M19) and I ( F 19) have stay in dates frequently. On one such occasion we decided to order Spicy Sichuan Food and watch a movie. We ate while we watched the movie and continued to do so after finishing the meal. It had been like f... | 16 | 372.375 | |
1648071643 | 1648075146 | t3_tlgqy6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by being thirsty
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Wildebeast1: Get a hooker, jeezus.
Gloomy_Rent8248: Lmaooo😭 this is mean
Wildebeast1: How so?
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1648059468 | 1648095055 | t3_tl5hoy | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting fire to the rain
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Hawaii5G: Holy shit, Nick is that you?
DrQuaxx: Mate idk who tf Nick is 😂
Discombobulated-Top4: That's exactly what Nick would say!
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1648071022 | 1648157182 | t3_tlg9cw | t5_2to41 | 41 | Cragbourne: TIFU by eating frozen gravy, now with TL:DR
Let me start by explaining the joys of having a vacuum sealer. I use this thing for everything. Meat, Soups, Gravy, etc... So there I was getting ready to make dinner and I needed some gravy. Having some in the freezer all sealed up, I grab a bag but the label ha... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1648072833 | 1648081708 | t3_tlhu13 | t5_2to41 | 16 | THROWAWAYHELLLLL: TIFU By Messing Up at Work and Having Difference.
I'm a banker that works the teller line, and the last two months I have had so many small differences, the biggest one was 100. Mostly 5 cents here and there. But I feel so fucking tired, I was doing so well. I don't even know how many I have anymore, ... | 11 | 1.454545 | |
1648076473 | 1648079963 | t3_tljoom | t5_2to41 | 17 | soozdreamz: TIFU twice when I didn’t tidy my house
Ok, so this all happened years ago, yadda yadda.
So in my house we all have adhd which leads to procrastination and piles of washed washing not getting put away in a timely fashion, things not being tidy etc etc.
So one Christmas Day after opening all the presents an... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1648075964 | 1648082565 | t3_tljh07 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Honeybungobbler: TIFU by almost blinding myself with hot sauce
So TIFU by almost blinding myself with hot sauce. So this happened this morning when I got up and I saw my older sister eating. She offered me her last taco and she asked me what toppings I wanted in it. Well I told her to add the cilantro and onions with a... | 3 | 12 | |
1648081593 | 1648088516 | t3_tlo9kr | t5_2to41 | 13 | meesennn: TIFU but talking shit about my sorority
I (21f) fucked up today. Big time. There was a hate thread going on about one of my sorority sisters on yikyak that I will admit, I am not the biggest fan of. I said one bad thing about her but later regretted it and took that comment down. But, I talked more shit about... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1648083033 | 1648086939 | t3_tlprro | t5_2to41 | 97 | Junebugs_mother: tifu by having an epiphany in the car and freaking my husband out
So this happened a couple of years ago. My husband was driving and I was in the passenger seat.
I let my mind wonder (as you do) and I had an epiphany, and yelled out "OH MY GOD". My poor husband thought I was freaked out by his drivin... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1648083949 | 1648084349 | t3_tlqho8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Retzimbabwe: TIFU by missing my husband’s grandfather’s funeral.
Admittedly, this story is probably not super interesting, but I feel terrible and it will be a good vent at the very least.
A little bit of background: I work as a medical scribe, which is like a court stenographer, but for doctors. I take notes in a pat... | 3 | 2 | |
1648087821 | 1648139106 | t3_tlufp7 | t5_2to41 | 124 | master_tit_puller: TIFU by falling in love
This is a series of fuck ups that happened over the course of a few years.
It all started when I was 17 and in 4-H, there was this girl in my club that was also 17. Anyways she asks me if I'd be willing to let her "borrow" a heifer to show dairy that year. I of course said ye... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1648078451 | 1648137955 | t3_tllgug | t5_2to41 | 80 | foxie27: TIFU by impaling my foot with my earrings.
This didn’t happen today but a few years ago and I still can’t get over it.
So I was in school getting changed after PE. Every PE lesson I would put my earrings in my (slip on) school shoe, rather than in my bag, to keep them safe. Only this particular PE lesson I ha... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1648088952 | 1648095955 | t3_tlvgxn | t5_2to41 | 5 | RonaldTheGiraffe: TIFU by talking about my smelly dick in public
By talking to myself about my smelly penis
I seem to have a yeast infection. On my sin sausage. I believe it is stress induced. Getting mouth ulcers too. I’ve been going through a lot recently.
I went to the bathroom at a hotel bar I was having a drink... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1648092917 | 1648123252 | t3_tlwph6 | t5_2to41 | 29,784 | Ovvr9000: TIFU by being "refused consent" while high
My wife and I have a... weird married thing where basically she says "no touching," and I yell "NO TOUCHING!" and immediately take my hands off of her, but sometimes the rule only applies to my hands. Anywhere else on my body is fair game. This can also used during s... | 11 | 2,707.636364 | |
1648094214 | 1648094627 | t3_tlx3ab | t5_2to41 | 44 | supremely_nat: TIFU by not leaving sooner
My mother has controlled every aspect of my life since she pulled me out of school in third grade. She controlled my academics, my social activities, my clothes, and even what I could and could not eat. She was extremely oppressive and I’ve finally had it.
I was homeschooled ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1648095014 | 1648112518 | t3_tlxc0r | t5_2to41 | 5 | Otherwise-Lets-6043: TIFU by jumping to conclusions and assuming my neighbor beats his dog for fun
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Otherwise-Lets-6043: My boyfriend said I shouldn't for any reason be looking over the wall...
But my point is this still isn't sitting well, what do I do?
Cosm1cCha0s: Call the SPCA and have them take that dog... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1648099508 | 1648102696 | t3_tlyjh3 | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my finger in my wife’s butthole.
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Brave-Dependent-8244: Have you never eaten her ass?
sadtrombone_: I have done this yes…however I went rather…..deep…
Brave-Dependent-8244: I'm sure you'll be fine, I heard eating ass was the cure for covid too. Guess that's why I've never caught it
O... | 5 | 16.4 | |
1648097441 | 1648164488 | t3_tlxzuc | t5_2to41 | 158 | sithdarth_sidious: TIFU by planning too far ahead and out smarting myself
Ok so this was actually today and it's not the most interesting thing but maybe someone will get a laugh from it. The basics are that my company is moving me to a different cubicle so I've had to pack everything up in preparation. I only rarely h... | 6 | 26.333333 | |
1648101036 | 1648163137 | t3_tlyx58 | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a cyst burst
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Parttime-Princess: Oeh I feel you. Had a cyste (or part of it, had a really big one with multiple "rooms") burst on holiday when I was 15. Nearly passed out from shock.
Let's hope it's not an STD, and if it isn't, maybe inquire after a certain medicine called DES by you... | 4 | 12 | |
1648098784 | 1648159646 | t3_tlycxs | t5_2to41 | 15 | embarrassedguy30: TIFU by asking an acquaintance if they manscaped.
TL;DR at the bottom.
Today, in the stupor of wanting to figure out how to shave the sensitive areas and find a product that would reduce against nicks, cuts, or creating a murder scene, I (M) saw one of my acquaintances online (M) and thought, well, I... | 5 | 3 | |
1648103741 | 1648274689 | t3_tlzl3w | t5_2to41 | 48 | madd94_67: TIFU by saying chit chat ironically
so this happened today at school (gr 9) and now I'm possibly going to be suspended for it. So this story starts at lunch today, where I was playing blackjack with a few friends. basically after we finished the game I got up with a couple friends and started walking to my n... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1648105138 | 1648124389 | t3_tlzwjg | t5_2to41 | 29 | blindninja97: TIFU by asking the girl I like who she was hanging out with
More like for the last year and a half IFU. Obligatory this didn't happen today, but a few days ago. It's taken some time to fully process. I actually wasn't going to post this originally, but I honestly feel like I need to, just to get my though... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1648109997 | 1648262605 | t3_tm11kx | t5_2to41 | 69,452 | RiskyRide: TIFU driving my date to her "friend's house"
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azaghal1988: At least you got hugged by tattoo-guy. Could be worse
Justin__D: Definitely expected him to be the one fucking her and a confrontation to ensue. This ended up... Much more wholesome than I had expected.
MSTRopes: He probably fucked her too, ... | 12 | 5,787.666667 | |
1648109591 | 1648129249 | t3_tm0ydx | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking like I gave both of my kids black eyes
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RentalGore: My 7YO daughter also has anisometropia. Every time we go out with her patch, people are like “what’s wrong sweetie?”…folks, just leave kids alone. It’s none of your business.
kyowastills: Agreed that it is annoying, but being proac... | 4 | 35.5 | |
1648116857 | 1648155671 | t3_tm2m24 | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about being sick and getting an injection
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lady-tippington: You might have been late on a normal vaccine. Flu, tetanus, maybe a booster. You should be able to ask for the medical notes and see what they gave you.
gtedvgt: Oh fuck I was joking but this isn't actually serious is it?
Thi... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1648118746 | 1648121479 | t3_tm32us | t5_2to41 | 4 | TumblrRs: TIFU - Home Depot scam. Beware
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wunderbraten: Can you give us the location, so I can make sure to avoid these two ladies?
Gr0undbreakingCable: … I am also interested in this… for scientific purposes only
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1648120981 | 1648254983 | t3_tm3p83 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by not looking at my account. Now me and my wife are going to starve
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TheChaosJester: Idk how it is in Germany but this would be crazy in America…. Coming back from this would take many years
Strykaar: Fucked up here as well.
In Germany we have "Schufa", thats a private company which is holdi... | 7 | 7.285714 | |
1648118752 | 1648135091 | t3_tm32wy | t5_2to41 | 8 | muscleawaythrow: TIFU by pulling a muscle
This happened a few minutes ago and I'm still suffering a bit. Throwaway account.
Earlier today I was sexting with my GF. I hadn't cum in like a week and I was really horny. Unfortunately I didn't get to finish as I had to go to work. She decided to take advantage of this and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648125538 | 1648185340 | t3_tm6iab | t5_2to41 | 7,085 | throwaway29393910: TIFU by sending pictures to the wrong number
Just for context. My husband and I have been trying for a baby, and that makes sex kind of boring, or stressful. My phone recently got replaced by a warranty. I hadn't merged his sim account and Google account contact entries. So his Google account pictur... | 9 | 787.222222 | |
1648127864 | 1648151422 | t3_tm9c0q | t5_2to41 | 32 | tirju: TIFU i think i got my girlfriend pregnant and my grandpa died and i have exams.
So me (m16) and my gf(f15) are already togheter for 9 months. After being togheter for a while we both wanted to do it. We always do/did it safe with a condom but i think it failed i legit don't know what happend. But the big problem... | 13 | 2.461538 | |
1648129504 | 1648232715 | t3_tmb0ag | t5_2to41 | 28 | Anansi1550: Tifu by telling my friend that I don’t think she would be faithful in a relationship.
Bit of back story, me (m25) and this girl (f23) dated briefly early last year while at university, we weren’t right for each other and she called it off, but I still had feeling for her. It was tough becuase she is quite o... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1648131670 | 1648134017 | t3_tmda36 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by manipulating office nsfw boombox
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TexMeta: You giving up on punctuation not even half way through the story made it a challenge to read, and near impossible to understand.
BaconShadow: Sorry
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1648133487 | 1648153806 | t3_tmf4ue | t5_2to41 | 97 | disexualbisaster: TIFU By Giving A 9 year old Magnets
So about two days before my 18th birthday, I had a small game night with my friends. Some of the friends needed to get picked up, so my friend(D)'s mom(M) agreed to pick them up as long as I paid for gas.
When they picked me up, D's little sister(N) was there. At s... | 6 | 16.166667 | |
1648135296 | 1648142439 | t3_tmgmb2 | t5_2to41 | 109 | MemStealer: TIFU by downloading a "game"
***Tl;DR at bottom***
So this litterally happened an hour ago and I'm lying on my bed writing this to make myself feel better.
So yesterday, a colleague reached out to me saying they had a cool game they've been making with a group of friends. Cool, I checked out his website t... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1648137462 | 1648155632 | t3_tmj8bp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help my crush and accidentally ruining everything...
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Stealthytulip: You'll be fine kid. In 10 years you'll barely remember she existed. High School is just the opening credits for the drama that is real life. Sit back and enjoy the show.
LonInternet: Being called kid when ur almos... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1648138569 | 1648161518 | t3_tmkjmy | t5_2to41 | 1,112 | TetherLocklier: TIFU by forgetting I was on my period
This happened about ten minutes ago. I'm so embarrassed I don't think I can look this man in the eye again.
So I'm a woman who doesn't normally have very heavy periods. 3 to 4 days at max, barely any cramping, first day I'm overly emotional but that's about it. ... | 7 | 158.857143 | |
1648138925 | 1648206542 | t3_tmkzt3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | papipablo99: TIFU By Almost Poisoning Myself With Chlorine Gas
Long story short I was having a cleaning day and I needed to clean my mop bucket first. So being the lazy bastard I am I just filled it up with Bleach so I wouldn’t scrub. I waited around ten minutes and came back to dump it and said why not just clean the ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1648139616 | 1648159080 | t3_tmlt1t | t5_2to41 | 90 | boxingfan828: TIFU By Driving To Meet My Date and "Her Friend"
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GuitarNoises: Should have just ditched her and went out to dinner with the guy while she was in the bathroom.
boxingfan828: Good idea. Problem was, the other guy was so nice that I don't think he'd have that in him. He spent like 50 bucks on car s... | 3 | 30 | |
1648140058 | 1648178233 | t3_tmmcge | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having another Horny Reddit Hookup. She hasn’t stolen my organs…yet (Verification included)
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sandwichsalat: I wanna see the pic you posted tho🤧
3lbsofjewelry: Trust me.....you don't.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1648140116 | 1648214868 | t3_tmmf0f | t5_2to41 | 188 | Kraylast: TIFU by not checking my dating app
So, many years ago while I was still in school I had a big crush on a girl. We talked and laughed a lot but since she didn't go to my school and wasn't living in the same city we didn't met a lot and WhatsApp and stuff like that wasn't a thing back then. The last time I saw... | 5 | 37.6 | |
1648141482 | 1648187653 | t3_tmo39p | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling her I loved her
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Sheikh159: i think your mistake was insisting over and over. i mean after these many years (as you said you are 26) you should have learnt by now that being persuassive is not the answer. i mean ok, it's ok to not give up instantly, but after some tries you have to l... | 6 | 2 | |
1648142786 | 1648225299 | t3_tmph5e | t5_2to41 | 19,730 | Stealthytulip: TIFU by "slapping the beef" in front of my 6yo
This happened last night. Let me set the scene.
Yesterday, my wife (36) and daughter (13) tested positive for covid and are banished to one or both of their bedrooms. My oldest son (18) never leaves his room because video games = life, but has also been fee... | 12 | 1,644.166667 | |
1648143125 | 1648188632 | t3_tmpvhg | t5_2to41 | 8 | ThatFirstSwing: TIFU by getting in bed with a client....
Ok so let me start with the "obligatory this happened 4 months ago...."
"Man behind the possum" here with a much less awesome story.... And aside from the occasional accidental nudity that somehow comes with the job, or this answering the door with a FULL ON ere... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1648144585 | 1648152095 | t3_tmrlgs | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to donate plasma for ouid money
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Exzerofive: I don't think you understand what donating means if you're doing it for money. The word you're looking for is selling.
bitchboy454: most plasma places refer to it as donating
| 3 | 5.333333 | |
1648145487 | 1648146979 | t3_tmsm6t | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally telling my niece that her father is actually her step-father
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wildadragon: Oh F those parents for keeping secrets, not your F up I say it's theirs, and F that grandmother for yelling at your mom.
Haploid-life: 100% this. That woman was way out of line. OP, you did nothing wrong.... | 3 | 8 | |
1648147149 | 1648149070 | t3_tmul0y | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a tinder girl over my place
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Intelligent_Orange28: You made the decision, time to put on your grownup pants and deal with the fact that you hurt someone else’s feelings.
Vanquishh--: It wasn't supposed to be anything more than a hookup
Ok-Palpitation2798: maybe for you. But if you did... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1648144923 | 1648147859 | t3_tmrxxk | t5_2to41 | 10 | freaee: TIFU by questioning someone about their tattoo
So just for a bit of context this person who I'll refer to as L just transferred to our school like 2-4 weeks ago from china(I'm pretty sure) and L is like built and proper built for a 16 year old and I'm about to be 15 in a couple days and not athletic at all(I'm ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648148051 | 1648239113 | t3_tmvmxa | t5_2to41 | 68 | JurassicDragon: Tifu by confusing meat thermometers with tire pressure gauges.
I recently started a new job at a trucking company. I've been looking at the tires and thinking they're kinda low and I've been using this thing they gave me to try and check the tire pressure. They gave me 2 of them. For 2 weeks I hear air ... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1648144549 | 1648149252 | t3_tmrkei | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: Tifu by thinking a coworker was trying to get at me.
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Apprehensive_Pug6844: You did nothing wrong. Period.
SignificantDrawing39: I feel like i did. Im not that type of guy to even do such thing to make anyone feel uncomfortable. So now i feel like a harasser or something. At least my boss understan... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1648148922 | 1648154755 | t3_tmwp1c | t5_2to41 | 45 | RevolutionaryPay286: TIFU by swiping through my brother's phone
my brother(B) and i recently went on a cool trip and spent the weekend at this farmhouse away from the city and the details dont really matter except for the fact that we're both 17 and his gf was with us on the trip.
last night mom asked to see pictures ... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1648148869 | 1648155556 | t3_tmwmew | t5_2to41 | 13 | My-cat-made-me-do-it: TIFU By letting my foster dog out of his room for a few hours
Same dog I posted on her about a while ago, the one who gnawed his way out of his kennel.
Bosley, 1 year old, apparently a raging tornado when he’s home alone. Ripped my curtains off my wall, knocked my bench over, shat on my nearly $2... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1648151856 | 1648186785 | t3_tn06tf | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying a reusable tampon
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Fluffy_Ad2274: I hesitate to ask, but how on earth are you showering, if your reusable tampon is soaking up water in the process?! Seriously, this is an issue that I've never come across - I don't use the shower as a douche, though :-D
Responsible_Cow_373: Honestly ... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1648151729 | 1648153691 | t3_tn00lr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading the coconut posts, and deciding to sword fight a watermelon 🍉
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Elephantpingu: I don't believe you.
Lanky_Building_9808: why
Elephantpingu: Welp I guess deleting the post is more evidence for it. It just read like it was fabricated.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1648149940 | 1648249949 | t3_tmxvyz | t5_2to41 | 40 | -Cokeman: TIFU by not reporting my own attempted murder
So this happened a long time ago. I've only just recently realized how bad it could've been. And yes, as an adult, I realize how idiotic this entire situation was.
When I first got to high school, some friends and I would get together after class and have a kind ... | 4 | 10 | |
1648153679 | 1648231429 | t3_tn2dhg | t5_2to41 | 119 | CircuitsYT: TIFU by making my friend go down the wrong path
You might be wondering what i mean by that, Making my friend go down the wrong path, By that i mean drugs and all that, It wasn't today but it's happened over
the span of maybe 2 or so years, Today i realized that it was all because of me
Just to let you know... | 5 | 23.8 | |
1648153790 | 1648169259 | t3_tn2h0w | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my wife topless to my group of friends
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Diamondsfullofclubs: >Not sure how many of you use Facebook Messenger, and more significantly the video call feature...
Yeah, we use them. When do we see boobies?
CoupleCrawl: As soon as you join my friend circle, I guess!
| 3 | 3 | |
1648156128 | 1648189188 | t3_tn4xy9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU Had a lovely chat with 2 chicks in a train and I lost my future wife.
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mayfare15: Maybe had you shown more respect to the “chicks”, karma wouldn’t have been such a bitch.
truestgrub: Are you saying the word chicks is disrespectful
RudeSprinkles1240: Yes. It is disrespectful. It's calling grown ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1648157285 | 1648161928 | t3_tn60rc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by doubting my co-worker
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aromaticbotanist: how would it have been different if you had believed them?
oneredonebrown: Yeah, I don’t see the fuck up here.
aromaticbotanist: and getting distraught over an ex from 2 years ago, or potentially going out of their way to avoid laying eyes on her, see... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1648158260 | 1648159520 | t3_tn6cxa | t5_2to41 | 55 | idahohotato: TIFU by learning how to gleek (shooting saliva out from under my tongue) on command
Obligatory this happened when I was 13 years old. My mother always had the talent to gleek on command and I was super envious. I asked her to teach me the ways and on the ride home from school every day, she’d give me point... | 5 | 11 | |
1648159666 | 1648244540 | t3_tn6vmt | t5_2to41 | 1,068 | Shadow_Fyres: TIFU by forgetting about my menstrual cup for almost a week.
This is going to be a bit gross… you’ve been warned. A bit of context. I (26F) am almost 7 weeks postpartum. Around 5 weeks P.P. My menstrual cycle started up again. This is unusually early but not unheard of.
I knew that the flow would be rea... | 13 | 82.153846 | |
1648161261 | 1648201317 | t3_tn7g0q | t5_2to41 | 4 | Nerotosara: TIFU by ignoring quick access
This is not that much long story so you can read this easily. I am 16year old and I normally watch porn on my phone online because me and my family uses same laptop as my father accidentally broke his but unfortunately today i found an interesting porn on reddit and a person wh... | 4 | 1 | |
1648163588 | 1648164313 | t3_tn88p5 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by actually fucking up… [NSFW]
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ThisBroDo: Calling BS. The center hole is like half an inch in size.
IFudgingLovePeely: Bold of you to assume that’s too small for my dick
ThisBroDo: You have a micro?
IFudgingLovePeely: Yes but even the DVD was too small :(
Will I ever find the right fuck itme
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1648163958 | 1648217213 | t3_tn8d8t | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my super religious family a photo of my gf's undies and hitting "delete for me only" by mistake.
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AlrightyAlmighty: Why does “delete for me only” even exist
BrattonCreedThoughts: The only reason I can think of is when you are cheating on your wife and she checks your message
Alrighty... | 8 | 11 | |
1648164675 | 1648165805 | t3_tn8lql | t5_2to41 | 15 | ContributionNarrow88: TIFU by forgetting how to English at the dentist.
I have anxiety about going to a new/different dentist, I don't know why, but having moved suburbs I decided to take the plunge and go for a checkup at a new clinic. It's been a while, I was scared of being told off for not flossing... I just have i... | 3 | 5 | |
1648166527 | 1648215660 | t3_tn980i | t5_2to41 | 138 | ireniebeanie: TIFU by opening someone else’s mail
For anonymity’s sake, I live at 111 Tifu Street. There’s a house a few blocks over with the address 111 Timu Street. Both our family and the occupants of 111 Timu Street have the same last name (pretty common one, think Smith-level). This confuses the poor postal worker... | 4 | 34.5 |
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