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1648169574 | 1648181650 | t3_tna6q3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | FrontBackBrute: TIFU and got fired from my job as a director for saying an actress had a fat ass
I’m a part of a large old theater guild at a state school, and until recently i was excited and proud to get more and more involved. We were going to be putting on a play called “The Moors” by Jen Silverman.
I didn’t get i... | 4 | 3 | |
1648171089 | 1648172273 | t3_tnannf | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be nice to women
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LeeAnnLongsocks: You can never FU by being nice to someone. What they do (or don't do) with it, is on them.
Not every woman is like what you describe. I, for one, am not. Keep being nice. Hopefully a decent woman will cross paths with you someday. Don't give ... | 3 | 4 | |
1648171673 | 1648174110 | t3_tnau2a | t5_2to41 | 3 | Slickassricky420: TIFU by running my Nintendo switch through the washing machine…
So I had just finished a play through of ocarina of time and majoras mask and was going back to breath of the wild for a few hours and i got way too sleepy and sat my switch on the clothes hamper next to my bed and fell straight to sleep.... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1648173426 | 1648181450 | t3_tnbdfd | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing a water bottle at my crush and hitting her in the eye making her bleed and cry.
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AMerePrussianAussie: First, try not to do too much, it can look weird. You probably should do something as a gesture of apology. The worst thing you can do is probably nothing. Show you care with a smal... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1648173834 | 1648298005 | t3_tnbhzs | t5_2to41 | 295 | throwwwawayy5748: TIFU by walking in on my brothers gf in the bathroom.
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Cookielad14: Why would she ask you if there was something you wanted to say?
throwwwawayy5748: I assume she was wondering if I wanted to address the awkwardness
Whiltierna: I think she wanted something like:
"oops, I thought the light wa... | 7 | 42.142857 | |
1648177568 | 1648200979 | t3_tncmi1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | guruprasadah: TIFU by drinking a redbull before going to the gym
SO a bit of info - I'm currently 14m, and I do strength training at a gym. WHen it comes to endurance, I'm easily the best in the whole batch. I'm also 5'8-ish.
So, here comes the fu.
I randomly decided that I would sort of "dope" at the gym by drin... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1648227881 | 1648239564 | t3_tnd2lm | t5_2to41 | 3 | TangerineDream82: What does being middle class have to do with this?
ispiltthepoison: ...because op seems middle class from context, and youre telling him he cant complain about covid because he isnt dying from it
TangerineDream82: No, I'm saying he's self absorbed because his complaints fail in comparison to the 6 mil... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1648180599 | 1648181803 | t3_tndh9y | t5_2to41 | -2 | MrGreenTheTeacher: TIFU by sexually assaulting my girlfriend
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Disguspitated: At least you didn’t go full on omegle and pull your dick out
MrGreenTheTeacher: I’ll tell her that when she comes out. Maybe not the first thing I’ll say but eventually I’ll point out it could have been worse.
Don’t imagine I’ll be a... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1648180531 | 1648268153 | t3_tndgkt | t5_2to41 | 96 | ironskillet2: TIFU by getting my dog neutered
This happened a while ago. for context this isnt really about my dog, more or less the dog that is in love with him.
so when we got our black lab. The wife and I decided it would be best to neuter him when the time came, as we had no plans to let him sire puppies an... | 6 | 16 | |
1648193173 | 1648242581 | t3_tngkk4 | t5_2to41 | 11,722 | Idkwhoiam456: TIFU by laughing after a guy got his arm ripped off at work
GORE WARNING!
Well this is gonna be a rough one, I’m still reeling from shock of this whole ordeal. I work in a factory with a large number of large machines and such, and on any one day we have numerous accidents, not due to equipment failure... | 16 | 732.625 | |
1648193386 | 1648222654 | t3_tngm4j | t5_2to41 | 32 | Corvoch: TIFU by rotting chicken
Disclaimer, this is going to be gore.
2½ days ago I defrosted a chicken but placed the package tray inside the electric oven for about half an hour before cooking it because my cat was trying to mess with it, 90% of the ice and fluids had already leaked on the sink, but I didn't notice... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1648201204 | 1648282091 | t3_tni9f7 | t5_2to41 | 1,523 | WonkyWillendorf: TIFU By accurately describing a workplace injury
Backstory; after a hectic week, I was having one of those days where things were all on track, nothing was amiss, and I was about to leave work on time for once. Yay! What a great day.
I'm wrapping things up in the office when one of my guys runs in wi... | 8 | 190.375 | |
1648202469 | 1648218022 | t3_tnijtw | t5_2to41 | 20 | RedNova02: TIFU by looking for my old sunglasses
This was yesterday and I’m still trying to process it.
So this will require two bits of backstory.
1. I moved out of my parents house in January. There’s a few things of mine still in my old room, including a pile of clothes and other bits I wanted to give to a charit... | 10 | 2 | |
1648203286 | 1648204587 | t3_tniqkb | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by ranting about how lonely i feel to the lovely reddit friend i formed feelings for.
I(20 M) came across a gir(same age)l on reddit, over her comment about how she felt she was done with dating.
I was curious since I've been rejected both the times i fell for someone, and a few other reasons, so i got... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1648203763 | 1648210116 | t3_tniugr | t5_2to41 | 14 | RebootDataChips: TIFU For believing Someone liked me
So I get a random message and while I normally just ignore them I decided to talk to them (mostly cause they had a profile over a 1yr old). The conversation starts out good. Moved over to texting, made plans to meet up. Paid for a room to go see them. I’m getting exc... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1648209608 | 1648213417 | t3_tnkcm1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU bu ruining Sons of Anarchy for myself
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MercuryJellyfish: Sons of Anarchy is certainly not the show for you if you’re going to be disappointed when someone you like gets shot.
It has its ups and downs, doesn’t finish particularly well, but overall, I thought it was worth my investment of time, ... | 6 | 3 | |
1648213061 | 1648230474 | t3_tnlcj1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU my haircut
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Nennygym: From the quality of your writing, your hair is the least of your problems…
[deleted]: He said he is 13.
Nennygym: And he’s obviously more interested in his hair than his education…We’ve ALL been 13 🙄
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1648215461 | 1648215886 | t3_tnm4fd | t5_2to41 | 3 | rthroww225: TIFU by going back to my hometown
So I'm a 21f and I moved away from my home state of Texas a few years ago. I've been living with my bf and things have been going really well for us.
Well my family wanted me to come home and visit so I thought why not let's go back to see them. I got there last week and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1648215599 | 1648260429 | t3_tnm609 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by pasting a screenshot of porn from 2 days ago on a shared Google doc while in a language tutoring class
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gillulyd: Ummm, you may want to check or have your computer checked for malware. Some spyware grabs screenshots using the clipboard. It maybe clean and you could have possibly slipped and ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1648211556 | 1648219205 | t3_tnkwm6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | IndependentLeg6020: TIFU by turning my car into a submarine.
This happened a month ago. I was working on a film set, and the location was in the woods in the middle of nowhere. Driving to set, the winding roads were tiny, and there were no street lights or signs. There was no way to know what the speed limit was, but o... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1648216711 | 1648217666 | t3_tnmiz1 | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading comments by women
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Important-Panic5920: Everyone sucks. Men and women. We all have standards that we probably have no reason to have. Unfortunately you're right. Women tend to prefer tall with hair and attractiveness. Men prefer thin and beautiful. Some people look past that, but a l... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1648217423 | 1648225589 | t3_tnmrv9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | bookyface: TIFU by stabbing my bladder with a swab
My first TIFU! And it couldn’t be more horrifying. Happened this morning. I went to my local clinic for an STI test, got handed the usual swab and test tube to put it in, you probably know the drill. (I’m a woman, by the way.)
Proceed to get into the incredibly tiny b... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1648220809 | 1648231866 | t3_tnnyrj | t5_2to41 | 89 | stankyshark: TIFU by helping a smelly lady at work
Obligatory this was actually two days ago
I work in retail management and absolutely fucking adore my job. After ten years in restaurants it’s a godsend to be able to be up and active and have 98% of my guests be the nicest people ever. Onto my story….
A couple days... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1648221203 | 1648248318 | t3_tno3rk | t5_2to41 | 8 | hermajestyspuffin: TIFU by forgetting where i was
(Resub because I forgot tldr at end)
I used to frequent massage parlors. I'd go about twice a month for some rest and relaxation, hint hint hint. At this point in the story, I hadn't been to one in more than half a year.
I needed to see my doctor. I'm in her office di... | 4 | 2 | |
1648225169 | 1648227199 | t3_tnpicb | t5_2to41 | 10 | Accomplished_Scene56: TIFU: Kicking GFs face due to blue balls
So this is basically a few years ago but I got remindend of this story by another post here. Basically me and my first girlfriend had our first sleepover but both of us didn't kiss before or anything because a friend of mine had a crush on her and I wanted ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648225097 | 1648225526 | t3_tnphdb | t5_2to41 | 67 | Spazington: TIFU Forgetting my puppy sleeps in my room
TW: Vomit
A few months ago my uncle found two English Mastiff cross' in a bag on the side of the street. He kept one and offered me the other. I live with my parents who didn't want him but i will be moving out in about less than 12 months so they let me keep him.... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1648225389 | 1648227572 | t3_tnpl9c | t5_2to41 | 16 | DarkID1: TIFU by asking a silly question at work
I recently joined a new company that's a global leader in telecommunications, however, I didn't study this in my undergraduate studies. Basically I switched fields. Though I do not need to know the technical part in details as my role is in management, I have to understa... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1648226713 | 1648354995 | t3_tnqag0 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU and AITA by suggesting an abortion to my know ex girlfriend
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comcain: Get a DNA test.
gamewar2006: why? and either way i don't think it's gonna help their relationship if he asks for one in the first place.
amazon626: What relationship? She kicked him out and he's calling her his ex...
gamewar2... | 14 | 6.071429 | |
1648227801 | 1648299866 | t3_tnr2ya | t5_2to41 | 72,865 | I_keep_on_running: TIFU by showing my college friends a picture of my mom
It over is a pretty normal day at university and a conversation came up about our parents. A friend of mine, “Jenny” shows us a picture of her father so I pull up Facebook images of my mother and father. A friend of mine saw my father and said I ... | 13 | 5,605 | |
1648227682 | 1648243153 | t3_tnqwtv | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by missing out on a wonderful person
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ahhfraggle: If the is still at the school I would consider writing her a letter and explaining your shyness and mutism. Ask her in the letter is she wouldn't mind being your pen pal and helping you to come out of your shell. Most girls like letters and it m... | 3 | 14 | |
1648229919 | 1648237639 | t3_tnszln | t5_2to41 | 228 | Ghostly2k9: TIFU: Bought what I thought was Japanese Alcohol pops, ended up waking up in the morning with a gash on my head, vomit on the floor and a paramedic information note reminding me of how much of an idiot I am.
I don't drink, it's not my thing. I went out one time with my friends and that was the first time I ... | 10 | 22.8 | |
1648233688 | 1648236228 | t3_tnw23y | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting Superglue on my d*ck
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OtherAcctWasBanned11: For future reference: vegetable oil, lemon juice, or soaking the effected area in warm soapy water will help remove super glue.
WhisperedEchoes85: IYKYK...
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1648234691 | 1648235808 | t3_tnwepg | t5_2to41 | 2 | schrute-consequence: TIFU by maybe murdering a snake, who's to say?
I am absolutely fucking terrified of snakes. I can't look at even a picture of one, and saying the name as many times as I've had to today has also gotten to me. Do not like snakes.
I actually did fuck up today. I was on a bike ride, pedaling away and... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1648238501 | 1648253998 | t3_tnxqul | t5_2to41 | 50 | Erika_Knight: TIFU I got caught by a friend who thought I was masturbating, but instead, I was just keeping my hand in my pants
So long story short, we were having a house party. Few close friends of mine and some friends of friends. It was pretty late already. Some people had gone to sleep, some were still hanging ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1648229900 | 1648256481 | t3_tnszab | t5_2to41 | 7 | jayjaykmm: TIFU by breaking my mom's glasses. She hasn't reacted yet.
Like the title describe. I broke her glasses. Totally an accident. I fell down, it was dark i didn't see clearly. My hand landed hard on top of the table where her glasses were placed. The string underneath the lense was ripped and the top left of th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1648241085 | 1648264289 | t3_tnynm2 | t5_2to41 | 61 | KelvinGauss: TIFU by using a shop vac to clear a toilet
Let me tell you a story for the strong hearted. Roofing work was being done at my office and I suspect the roofers dropped some small debris down the vent for the small bathroom (the reason for my suspicions to come . . . ). Over the next couple days the toilet be... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1648241738 | 1648306987 | t3_tnyvse | t5_2to41 | 29 | Alldone19: TIFU by not screening the Wordle knockoff my son wanted to play
This was actually the other day, but I'm still kicking myself.
My kid loves Wordle. He plays the Wordle archive to do all the ones he missed, he plays it with friends, he plays it with his class, he has even chosen Wordle over Minecraft and Ro... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1648242771 | 1648253563 | t3_tnz8w7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking weed for the first time and greening out culminating in my friend almost bringing me to the hospital.
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darthanakin43: What is greening out?
zoetheewok: I've never heard it called greening out it's always been a whitey to me (Scottish here so that might just be our name for it)
Moxi66... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1648244860 | 1648432756 | t3_to1cxo | t5_2to41 | 46 | NugoKnowsBest: TIFU by being (reasonably?) racist
Actually happened today: I saw a post on a subreddit if anyone from my country had some time for a chat. Thinking i could answer some cultural question or something i dm'd the user and asked whats up. the chat went pretty much like this:
"Hi, do you currently live in &... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1648245701 | 1648252118 | t3_to2dej | t5_2to41 | 25 | advocado20: Friday TIFU sess, come through!
kiddj1: This isn't embarrassing this is just depressing where are the laughs...
IssuesMisused: There wasn’t a lot of laughs prior to this one
kiddj1: I'm all for talking about issues but plz get this guy off I came here to laugh not listen to this guy's problems
IssuesMisus... | 10 | 2.5 | |
1648246258 | 1648249795 | t3_to2zyw | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By having a wank in the shower
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ItsHowWellYouMowFast: That's a myth. The fluid separates after a while
catnipinthesack: I could blatantly see it
ItsHowWellYouMowFast: That's soap scum
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1648246883 | 1648257698 | t3_to3pqh | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by getting scammed out of 90 bucks, and my job, at "HealthyFoodStores"
This is from when I was cashiering at a grocery store that focused on healthy items. Their cashiers (me at the time) wore red t shirts, and the whole store smelled like oregano oil. Just to set the tone for you multi-sensor... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1648249618 | 1648249834 | t3_to52tu | t5_2to41 | 42 | Zomun: TIFU by showing my Norwegian girlfriend a weird video about norwegian cuisine
So, this actually happened today. My girlfriend of nine months moved to my country a year ago. Trying to be a good partner I'm trying to inform myself about her culture, at least a bit. So this is kinda where the fuck up begins: I brow... | 3 | 14 | |
1648249877 | 1648253603 | t3_to5d0i | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by finally getting my college diploma
To start, I graduated ten years ago.
I got one of the absolute worst college degrees someone could get - a film degree. It was absolutely useless, and not only did it put me in massive debt, but the low pay from trying to get ahead in the film industry at a later a... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1648251476 | 1648447732 | t3_to730c | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my daughter to "Get a Grip"
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Michael-Big-Balls: Nah, a person is responsible for what they put in their mouths. Girls shouldn't be coddled, they should be taught accountability and personal responsibility just like you should teach to all children. Welcome to the snowflake generation... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1648252966 | 1648270604 | t3_to8tic | t5_2to41 | 4 | unpaidassistant: TIFU at a work game night by volunteering to be the person who gives their team clues
I work remote and every month my team and I get together to chat/ play a virtual game. We were playing Codemasters today, and only two people out of the 12 or so had played it previously. Basically, the spymaster give... | 4 | 1 | |
1648253910 | 1648254236 | t3_to9c8v | t5_2to41 | 15 | A_Girl_Who: TIFU by not wearing goggles
So I love to swim - pools, waterfalls, the ocean, you name it. I’ve been trying to find my optimal workout plan and have added in one day of swimming per week for fun. I had just gone out of town and wanted to ease back into my schedule by taking a swim at my gym yesterday. I’ve ... | 3 | 5 | |
1648253534 | 1648288408 | t3_to983d | t5_2to41 | 2,786 | ihasfirecape: TIFU by rushing before flying a military aircraft
So today I royally messed up...
I am a military aviator and fly attack helicopters. Today, we were scheduled to fly a close air support mission (just training) for a ground unit and prior to every flight you have a flight brief going over the execution of... | 8 | 348.25 | |
1648255676 | 1648266881 | t3_to9vjz | t5_2to41 | 147 | thekitchenisclosed: TIFU by pulling trig with my girlfriend
I was working late today and asked my girlfriend if she could make dinner for us tonight. When I finished work, I came home to a nice meal with a side of roasted potatoes. Five minutes after we finished eating our meal, we both felt an intense pain in our stom... | 9 | 16.333333 | |
1648258865 | 1648330856 | t3_toblb4 | t5_2to41 | 400 | Queequegs_Harpoon: TIFU by printing my resume to my work printer several states away
Literally happened minutes ago. My saving grace is that it's well past normal business hours on a Friday, so my coworkers hopefully have time to remedy my FU.
So, I hate my company. HR and management are deceitful and out of touch. My... | 5 | 80 | |
1648259823 | 1648303057 | t3_toclzq | t5_2to41 | 117 | SnooCupcakes775: TIFU by taking my aunt to the movies
Today is the anniversary of my uncle’s death. I decided to take my aunt to the movies to take her mind off it. I decided to take her to see The Lost City and *spoiler alert* the entire message of the movie is that the author has to move on after the death of her hus... | 3 | 39 | |
1648248392 | 1648700691 | t3_to4cyb | t5_2to41 | 39 | UniDuckaSaurus: TIFU by carrying a dead deer's leg a good 100 miles
obligatory "this didn't happen today" -- it was probably about 3 years ago?
my boyfriend and I make frequent 12 hour drives -- going back and forth between our apartment to his mom's house and my parent's house, blah blah blah. we were making the lon... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1648263446 | 1648319551 | t3_tofd7i | t5_2to41 | 4,948 | Derp_Smash: TIFU by drinking too much and ruining a chance at a threesome
This happened about 10 years ago and I still cringe when I think about it.
Every weekend 3 friends and I (2 boys 2 girls, I'm one of the boys) would get together and go to an open mike night at a local coffee shop then drink Saturday nights. We ... | 12 | 412.333333 | |
1648265894 | 1648270816 | t3_tog1yc | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU By Listening to My Brother and His Hookup Having S*x
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facecrafter: This isn't a FU on your part. Your brother should have been more considerate and made sure you were ok with it. I'd definitely text him or something telling him that you heard some loud noises last night and disturbed your sleep... | 8 | 10 | |
1648263603 | 1648266610 | t3_tofeug | t5_2to41 | 12 | Due-Management5882: TIFU by trying to get out of a convo by throwing my phone on the ground
It was 10pm on a Friday night when I found myself in the middle of a boring rant by my roommate who is trying really hard to make it very interesting but honestly I did not care much about it. I did not want to be prude, so I tr... | 3 | 4 | |
1648266245 | 1648295995 | t3_tog5be | t5_2to41 | 20 | bad_dating_tifu: TIFU on dating
Okay so I've been trying to date for several months now and dating apps are really hard as a guy. I'm 23m and don't have a car, and don't live downtown. That honestly hasn't been a problem though because I never get far enough with anyone.
Anyways, about a month ago I started talking to... | 4 | 5 | |
1648270167 | 1648364922 | t3_toh66k | t5_2to41 | 4,458 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a dress (im a guy)
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MajorHotLips: To quote Eddie Izzard "They're not women's clothes, they're my clothes, I paid for them"
AMDKilla: I've met her. She prefers that people don't make a big deal out of it and just treat her like a human being. Apparently that's a lot to ask for these d... | 18 | 247.666667 | |
1648271508 | 1648272509 | t3_tohie6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by sucking my co workers dick under his office desk.
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Kcardwelljr: Sorry but if you play stupid games you win stupid prizes.
CartographerSpare300: Isn’t this subreddit a compendium of people “playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes?”
I feel like that is literally the point of this sub.... | 3 | 3 | |
1648271316 | 1648325641 | t3_tohgp9 | t5_2to41 | 150 | xilaquil: TIFU by not knowing the ISO regulations
So, a few weeks ago I was scrolling on my phone and saw this cute little binder being announced. I'm a very clumsy person and often need to reorganize my notes, wich I can't do on a notebook, but I'm also too dumb to use a normal binder, so I used my allowance to buy it... | 6 | 25 | |
1648273454 | 1648274675 | t3_tohyxr | t5_2to41 | 13 | thisthisisonlyforfun: TIFU by trying to be a good cousin
ahhhhhhhhh my heart still pains from this event, being guilty sucks, btw this happened yesterday, I wrote this shortly after, but didn't post it until now, hence why this sounds like it happened recently
so awhile ago I just got asked to join an event, so I acce... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1648282259 | 1648294692 | t3_tojxix | t5_2to41 | 28 | Unknown_someone-_-: TIFU when replacing my screen protector
So today I was putting a new glass protector on my phone and for some dumb reason decided to touch the sticky side to see if it's sticky. And even though I was wearing silicon gloves it left a stain. So the genius me decided to use the included tissue to try t... | 4 | 7 | |
1648295766 | 1648324544 | t3_tomyng | t5_2to41 | 1,720 | SweetCaroline11: TIFU by wearing a corset on my wedding day
Obligatory this was about a year ago.
I got married May 21, 2021 (all guests were vaccinated, quarantined, and tested prior to coming and numbers in our area are setting record lows for the US). I had to postpone twice before already and just wanted to get ma... | 14 | 122.857143 | |
1648304627 | 1648324707 | t3_toqt5r | t5_2to41 | 12,180 | Huss_tler: TIFU by making a morbid PSA for children
Just had a flashback to a moment I suppressed 5 years ago. Up until my grade 11 highschool year my social skills were equivalent to that of a rubber door stop.
I had a history of bullying in my previous school so socializing with anyone was difficult, add the fact th... | 13 | 936.923077 | |
1648305792 | 1648307224 | t3_toryrt | t5_2to41 | 11 | YouJustSaidButFuck: TIFU By aggressively petting my pussy
This happened about 4 hours ago.
Whenever i hop in bed under my covers, my cat always likes to lie down directly on my chest, with her face no further than 4-6 inches away from my face. It's become a ritual, and at this point I have found it puts me to sleep q... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1648307569 | 1648330821 | t3_tosjvk | t5_2to41 | 21 | Dolobol0: TIFU by potentially kissing my friends girlfriend while blackout drunk
TIFU by almost (maybe) hooking up with my friends girlfriend while blackout drunk
Right so last night I was drinking at my house and my friends came round and we started to have a little party, but my friends girlfriend was being flirty, ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1648308713 | 1648320308 | t3_toswx6 | t5_2to41 | 1,734 | thewriter_anonymous: TIFU by eating marshmallows before bed
Short and sweet story for you guys.
Last night I was having trouble getting to sleep, and usually it gets better if I snack on something right before bed (don’t ask, idk either). The only ready-to-eat snack I had on hand was a bag of mini marshmallows so I d... | 9 | 192.666667 | |
1648308724 | 1648322771 | t3_tosx25 | t5_2to41 | 17 | YuckEyo3s5: TIFU by saying “down bad” to my band director and he said it in front of the whole class
Around a month ago, my band grade was suffering because I forgot to fill in a data form. After class one day I asked my band director about it, saying my grade was “down bad”. At the time I thought down bad meant being ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1648307445 | 1648311617 | t3_tosich | t5_2to41 | 22 | Wonderingisagift: TIFU By getting too wasted in India to have sex, got kicked out and didn't know my way back to my place
This happened over 5 years ago, but another post I just read reminded me of it.
I was travelling solo in India, 30m at the time. Was checking out a cool fortress in the city of Jaipur when I met a ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1648310367 | 1648335875 | t3_totvg5 | t5_2to41 | 644 | eatshitake: 'ran hot'. It took me a while to work out.
WickedEng90: Sleep deprivation is real friends. I proof read the post, but the title, nah.
Eriol_Mits: I was expecting a story about you confronting your son about running a hit on someone. Are you sure your 6 week old son isn't off killing people at night?
FourToe... | 6 | 107.333333 | |
1648311301 | 1648313666 | t3_tovmdh | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching illegal content
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ep302549: Maybe you'll get Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson and she'll give you a significantly lighter sentence.
pk10534: This man is admitting to be a pedophile who’s watching videos of babies being sexually abused and your response is to throw in some cheap political ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1648314030 | 1648338185 | t3_toxvec | t5_2to41 | 215 | popopo56664: TIFU by hiring a professional cuddler.
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[deleted]: Bro your bitch is whack. Who the fuck doesn’t want to be affectionate with their partner? How does a relationship even thrive if there are such rules.
JustAFluffyTail: I went through several years of zero libido with my ex husband. Throughout it a... | 11 | 19.545455 | |
1648316664 | 1648332440 | t3_toyrw7 | t5_2to41 | 58 | gureitto: TIFU by offering my unwanted help
A few minutes ago I saw this woman rolling a round table top across the residential area, to the cumbersome disposal box. The table is almost as big as her and she's struggling, so I offer my help. And she refuses.
The thing is, I'm in a wheelchair.
That said, arms are full... | 9 | 6.444444 | |
1648317477 | 1648492375 | t3_toz1ra | t5_2to41 | 7 | raquel_moreorless: TIFU by unfriending my best friend who I named my daughter after out of sheer anger
I (25F) got into a fight with my best friend of 13 years because I didn’t want to be pushed out of my comfort zone and didn’t want a go to a girls night out after promising her I would.
I am a single mom so I had to... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1648318194 | 1648350183 | t3_tozb0d | t5_2to41 | 7 | reginers26: TIFU because I crashed my mom's car
i got into an accident today. i was turning out of my neighborhood and my bag + phone fell onto my foot by the gas pedal. i reached down to move them but the car went up on the curb, i panicked and stepped on the gas instead of the brake and went head on into a tree. phys... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1648322774 | 1648329679 | t3_tp0ufz | t5_2to41 | 80 | Squildo: TIFU by getting my classmates excited about 9/11
Happened several years ago, but it still pops up in my head every now and then.
I was a very sheltered (dense) child growing up. I didn't notice that my childhood neighbor had a crush on me until a decade later, I didn't understand that swimming was a skill I d... | 4 | 20 | |
1648323154 | 1648326647 | t3_tp0z2z | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by faking covid self test for my work, because of hangover.
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jcacca: You may have had Covid the whole time you were testing negative, a lot of home tests are trash. My son and I tested positive with an at home test, but the tests from the doctor were all negative.
Definitely tell your friend ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1648323996 | 1648324882 | t3_tp1n9d | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex
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helath_is_depleting: You have to many problems to list
AshleighChasexx: I'm still trying to figure out how he fuxkdd up by having sex with his wife 😆
Unl0vableDarkness: First off I think cos he's a student and doesn't have a wife if you go by his past posts. He also got dumped j... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1648324769 | 1648326836 | t3_tp2dlk | t5_2to41 | 11 | kingofmocha: TIFU by being mad at the wife for cutting her long hair
As with all stories on here, this was a few months ago.
So before I come off as an asshole, we both dress and accessories each other to the others liking and not our own. My style choice would have never included getting a tattoo and dressing like a... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1648325123 | 1648325453 | t3_tp2pwt | t5_2to41 | 29 | darwhyte: TIFU by having my cat's litter box in the wrong place.
Obligatory this did not happen today, but about 6 years ago or so.
In the bathroom of the place I was living at the time, we kept the cat's litter box.
I still have my bottom teeth, but years ago I had all my top teeth yanked and now wear an upper dentu... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1648325654 | 1648340557 | t3_tp33yj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the organization's help line to request guidance for a student with a mental health issue. My employee responded with illegal guidance and cc'd my boss, who is now wondering why they hired me. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
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expressoyourself1: Reach out to a local child psychol... | 3 | 1 | |
1648327504 | 1648327819 | t3_tp3pmr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my wife about the person at her side
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Feellikedancing: Oh man, I liked the original title better.
GayBorg97: Sorry for the typo lol
Feellikedancing: It was minor but it added to the funny side of your post, no sorry needed ☺️
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1648328053 | 1648540023 | t3_tp3w5e | t5_2to41 | 27,459 | cactiithecactus: TIFU by telling my parents I am going to masturbate
Obligatory this happened literally 30 minutes ago.
I (21F) live with my parents and we have a two-story house where the bathroom is on the second floor. When I was a child we used to hang out a lot in the living room on the first floor. Ever since t... | 15 | 1,830.6 | |
1648328393 | 1648333224 | t3_tp400r | t5_2to41 | 206 | [deleted]: Come and share your story on TIFU Talks!
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bostero2: u/harmicistt did you call her sponsor?
harmicistt: I didnt know if she had one or not tbh
LAClippersFan2018: Did you meet her in AA?
harmicistt: Yes! I said that as a precursor in the story. I'm still recovering and avoiding triggers- our MAIN han... | 8 | 25.75 | |
1648334009 | 1648429886 | t3_tp69ib | t5_2to41 | 251 | DarkGreenSedai: TIFU by not backing up my stupid cell phone and more specifically my videos.
This is easily the biggest FU that I have been personally responsible for in the last few years.
I have an iPhone. My phone died on Thursday. I was laying in bed with a napping 1 year old when my phone just went all flicker... | 5 | 50.2 | |
1648335675 | 1648413797 | t3_tp6vxn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fatie_b0i: TIFU by getting covid
So as it is always this happened yesterday when I was sitting at home because of this "cold" I thought I had when I got in touch with my friends through Snapchat and decided fuck it let's meet up. They then sent a snap of doing a covid test and I asked them to bring one for me for fun... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1648334709 | 1648336669 | t3_tp6ho3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Present_Mulberry3841: TIFU by following the rules of a project in my group
**sorry for the bad formatting, mobile user**
this happened in freshman year of high school (2016ish).
my art/music teacher tasked my class with a group project where we were to find a commercial and find one song that worked for it, a song tha... | 3 | 4 | |
1648336978 | 1648352685 | t3_tp7amb | t5_2to41 | 8 | Official_Orange: TIFU by not being more careful at work
This just happened within the hour, there’s a strong possibility I’m going to cry out of embarrassment a lot today.
So, I got this job about a week and a half ago. It’s my first job and I’m nervous all the time, but I thought I was getting better. I think I am, ... | 4 | 2 | |
1648332628 | 1648338528 | t3_tp5o0t | t5_2to41 | 29 | Avitus27: TIFU by letting a car pass me
Nice and short one, happened today too.
I'm a learner motorcyclist with a big learner plate on me. Going through the countryside of Ireland it's the tight consecutive turns that I have the most trouble with. But with the nice weather I was determined to make it out west and enjo... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1648337462 | 1648378157 | t3_tp7fsz | t5_2to41 | 219 | mcdadais: TIFU by texting my clients parent that my job interview went ok
Yesterday I had a job interview. I get pretty nervous and told my friend. He advised that I look up questions online to practice. That really helped so yesterday's interview went pretty well for me. I decided to text my friend that it went ok and... | 4 | 54.75 | |
1648336961 | 1648337987 | t3_tp7agi | t5_2to41 | 10 | rodrigodavid15: TIFU by delivering food to the wrong house
I actually didn’t do the biggest fucked up thing in the story, but I’m the catalyst.
I work delivering food to supplement my income in the Netherlands and today as I was doing my lunch shift I got called to a fancy Asian restaurant to pick up a delivery. Got i... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648337656 | 1648340111 | t3_tp7hxk | t5_2to41 | 30 | melxcham: TIFU by puking all over my car
TIFU by throwing up all over myself while driving
This literally just happened. I’ve cleared up a majority of it but probably will have to take my car for a detail when all is said and done.
Backstory: I have severe GI issues & gastroparesis that like to flare at inopportu... | 6 | 5 | |
1648253765 | 1648352282 | t3_to9amh | t5_2to41 | 3 | KaleiDolphin1234: TIFU by trying to let my sister see my account for Wildcraft on her device
So this happened about a week ago.
Basically I had been getting back into Wildcraft an animal simulator, and got lots of legendary and mythic(or mystic i forget a lot) items, and wanted to show my sister. However, I decided I ... | 3 | 1 | |
1648339133 | 1648384938 | t3_tp7xid | t5_2to41 | 944 | Early_Piece8008: TIFU by sending my date to the ER on her birthday
I’ve been seeing this girl I met off of Tinder for about a week and decide to take her to a sex shop for her birthday. We pick out a few items and head back to my place. Fast forward to things getting kinda kinky and we are both enjoying ourselves. She... | 12 | 78.666667 | |
1648340735 | 1648377000 | t3_tp8f2g | t5_2to41 | 13 | Entpath: TIFU by using tinder
Being a thirsty adult I recently started using tinder to look for casual flings. After a couple dates that went nowhere I matched with let's say Sean, who was attractive and a simple bio "I'm a man who likes big ol titties" for some reason I found the honesty refreshing and I swiped lettin... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1648352133 | 1648507946 | t3_tp8k1d | t5_2to41 | 6 | Agile_Artist3803: Oh and yes, love how you've got only one post EVER (and no comments either).
lavareaper123: L + ratio + just delete your whole account + maidenless
Agile_Artist3803: Typical internet kid, sigh.
lavareaper123: Cringe
Agile_Artist3803: Yeah yeah
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1648344215 | 1648345046 | t3_tp9fl3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Phuxsea: TIFU by giving two dollars to a homeless dude I didn't know
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bowlofjello: What
So nothing bad happened and you think you fucked up? I’m so confused what the fuck up is? Choosing to be nice? You fucked up because you tried to help someone out and nothing bad happened?
FreeFortuna: Not only did he giv... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1648345973 | 1648442220 | t3_tp9xqg | t5_2to41 | 128 | pierceatlas: TIFU by not checking the address of the restaurant I was ordering from
Not the biggest FU but this did just happen.
I was craving bao but I am a vegetarian and there are not a lot of bao restaurants that make vegetarian bao in my area as I’ve been searching for gelatin-free soup dumplings and haven’t rea... | 3 | 42.666667 | |
1648347922 | 1648350739 | t3_tpahg6 | t5_2to41 | 38 | PuppetManning: TIFU By accidentally cooking chicken breasts on a pan on the stove
To preface this as an important detail about me that will make sense later, I have a tendency to be single-minded when working toward a goal and when I'm in the zone during a task something almost always goes overlooked until it gets poin... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1648346682 | 1648397542 | t3_tpa4vc | t5_2to41 | 27 | JupiterMoose: TIFU By sticking the wrong spoon in my mouth
I should probably give context before I explain what happened.
At the moment. I have a very sick kitty. He has an infection in his mouth and has to eat soft food that I then mush up with water into a soup like consistency. This is a common routine for me as I'v... | 3 | 9 | |
1648351656 | 1648405096 | t3_tpbhwt | t5_2to41 | 28 | Fresh_Put_8784: TIFU by using a modified sex toy…
This post involves an injury resulting from sex/
fooling around with my bf - so warning you guys
first (blood involved).
So around 2 months ago, my bf added a steel rod to
the inside of a fairly solid, but still silicone dildo to
give it some curve, so l'd get more g-sp... | 5 | 5.6 |
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