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1411708364 | 1411713610 | t3_2hi3qu | t5_2to41 | 193 | Jupiter321: TIFU by letting my dad find my "toys". Potentially NSFW?
I ended up taking an unexpected 2 month break and leaving the country for a while, completely forgetting that my lease was up in a few weeks. Countless calls to the landlord and he wouldn't budge when I asked him if I could extend it until I got back.... | 4 | 48.25 | |
1411709924 | 1411742397 | t3_2hi5lc | t5_2to41 | 4 | rob_var: TIFU by trying to be a good son
This happened earlier today but first some back story. I recently moved from my college town back home to pursue my career. I moved in with my parents out of convenience and so that I can be thorough in my apartment searching in the area. Well its been a couple of days and I hav... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411708982 | 1411712754 | t3_2hi4ge | t5_2to41 | 5 | jesuistigerlily: TIFU by not buying bus tickets
This fuck up happened two years ago on a study abroad program to Japan with my BFF.
We had our exit strategy somewhat planned out, got our flight details in order and left the dorm at a respectable time to get to the train station, buy a bus ticket for Narita (the same ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411714178 | 1411746651 | t3_2hia38 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Skyfer_the_Youtuber: Tifu by pissing off 300k+ feminist (lesson learned)
Quick_man: could start a subreddit sized shit storm
Skyfer_the_Youtuber: It did -.-
Quick_man: sorry I had to remove it before we had to ban people, last time it we had to ban people on both sides and they were all upset thinking that they were t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1411718641 | 1411740502 | t3_2hieea | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an Archer.
This actually happened today. Do i get a virtual cookie or something? Anyway.
So my university holidays just started, and I'll get a week off, which is pretty cool.
So I went to the local hardware store and bought some compressed mulch and set up my bow, grabbed some arrows and wen... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1411719365 | 1412715080 | t3_2hif1p | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a naive virgin.
My freshmen year in college, I met this pretty cute girl, let's call her Stephanie, who comes from the same town as me. One day, we hung out together with her female friends, and we came across a group of mutual male friends. That night, we drove back to one of the guys' place... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1411686000 | 1411757998 | t3_2hh5nn | t5_2to41 | 30 | RS60fan: TIFU by browsing for bondage gear while logged into my boss's Amazon account.
I manage our Amazon listings and occasionally make purchases with her Amazon account. I completely forgot that I was still logged in on my phone. When I roll into work today. I sit down and log in and what do I see? You Recently View... | 3 | 10 | |
1411730272 | 1411745463 | t3_2hioal | t5_2to41 | 88 | OverencumberedNonce: TIFU by Carrying on the Party (NSFL)
So, this happened nearly a year ago, but still a story nonetheless.
I'm 17 and there's some dude's 18th birthday party happening just down the road from me. The guy's a bellend, but a party is a party (plus free food). As the place is nearby my house, I had a ... | 4 | 22 | |
1411734690 | 1411735746 | t3_2hit70 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate: I walked into a boys' dressing room with girls in it. (You guys were right)
[Hey guys, it's me again.](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2gsrii/tifu_by_walking_into_a_boys_dressing_room_that/)
I'm going to start this off by thanking you guys for the advice. It's put me in a much better playi... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1411735238 | 1411735982 | t3_2hitu7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | 0ktoberfest: TIFU by going to homecoming with a girl as a favor for my best friend.
So, as with most here on TIFU this happened 2 years ago.
My best friend (I'm a guy, she's a girl) had a friend who we will call Jane (not her real name). Jane was in my 1st hour and sat next to me. According to my friend she really wan... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1411740145 | 1411761085 | t3_2hj0rp | t5_2to41 | 11 | Tifu20140926: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend
I'm an asshole. I cheated on my girlfriend of 5 years, with a crazy bitch.
So I met my gf 5 years ago. I had come out of a 12 years relationship that ended when I found out my ex-gf had cheated on me with a colleague. When I did I was still willing to let it go and try t... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1411740671 | 1411742957 | t3_2hj1mw | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into a gay meeting spot without pants on.
This is going to be a bit of a long story.
So I know this girl that I like and finally I asked her out. She agreed to go on a date with me, and since we're both amateur photographers we decided to go to a woodland area to take pictures of the sunset ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1411743804 | 1411745172 | t3_2hj6xz | t5_2to41 | 79 | naturalbornfarmer: TIFU by being friendly to my waiter
Went to a Tex Mex joint near the office for happy hour yesterday with a co worker of mine. It had been a fairly long week at the office and we got a lot done so what the hell, right? We got seated, picked our poison (top shelf margarita on the rocks FTW!) and carri... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1411742439 | 1411749501 | t3_2hj4ka | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by passing out on the bus after smoking marijuana (weed)
Luckily a cool girl - smoker too - helped me and walked me home (she lives near me apparently).
I had never expected this to ever happen in my lifetime :p
unsupported: How is this a fuck-up, met a girl. It's not like you missed your stop and en... | 7 | 1 | |
1411745555 | 1411765750 | t3_2hj9yv | t5_2to41 | 44 | BeesLikeWater: TIFU by leaning on my till at work.
This actually happened today to me whilst at work.
I have just started at "insert name of global fast food company here" in England, just finishing my third week and final day of my probationary period ready to recieve my official contract. So far I have had really go... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1411746635 | 1411747076 | t3_2hjbz8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing boxers and going for a bicycle ride
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**Backstory (You can skip this)**
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So really this was last night, but it's still within 24 hours, so it works IMO.
Yesterday I wore boxers and athletic shorts mainly because I ran out of briefs. I normally wear briefs, but ok wha... | 3 | 7 | |
1411742433 | 1411768944 | t3_2hj4jy | t5_2to41 | 32 | DonSlice: TIFU by playing with my snot
Yeah, it's as gross as it sounds.
I'm just getting over an early-season cold and am in the "post-nasal drip" phase. Every morning, I wake up and have to hork up a few loogies to clear my throat because snot has been running down it the whole night. Anyway...
On Fridays, rather ... | 4 | 8 | |
1411747152 | 1411749602 | t3_2hjcvz | t5_2to41 | 4 | T-Money44: TIFU by taking a shower when free Key and Peele stand-up tickets were on sale.
Ohio State released tickets in the union to a stand-up show with Key and Peele today that students could attend. I was in the Union this morning eating breakfast. I left right at 11 to go back and take a quick shower. Once finishe... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411746467 | 1411798497 | t3_2hjblo | t5_2to41 | 48 | lnx64: TIFU by throwing up on the dog
Had a hard day at work, so when I came home, I decided to have some rum. Well, little did I know I had drank a tad too much a tad too fast. So, after a while I decided to go to sleep. My dog always sleeps by my side, parked at the side of my bed.
Well, I got that bad stomach fe... | 11 | 4.363636 | |
1411747046 | 1411756173 | t3_2hjcpw | t5_2to41 | 15 | Wuffen: TIFU by getting stung in the dick.
Okay. So, I just read a TIFU about a guy who let a bee chill in his room, and it reminded me of a TIFU of my own.
So, here's some background. I live in the deep south. It's ridiculously hot, and my AC hasn't been working so well lately, so I had my window cracked.
... | 5 | 3 | |
1411749738 | 1411851431 | t3_2hjh0t | t5_2to41 | 14 | SexualShakespear: I will as soon as I find it :S, it's not in english but I will do my best to translate it!
Xisho: "I went down on her and looked at the clit.
To my disbelief, there was a zit.
Shocked and disgusted I checked again,
I had to be calm; boy, it was a strain!
It wasn't just one, there were plenty more.... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1411749823 | 1411791742 | t3_2hjhrw | t5_2to41 | 635 | galumph_triumph: TIFU royally by pantsing a mentally handicapped kid
Age 16 vs today
In my senior year of high school, we had a mentally handicapped student whose name I dont remember, but we called him Beebop. He always had headphones on and a hilarious grin on his face. He kind of danced and bobbed when he walked, ... | 7 | 90.714286 | |
1411750027 | 1411753672 | t3_2hji30 | t5_2to41 | 59 | RXGROF: TIFU By doing something bad in my Dad's back yard...
So I'm 15 and a guy one day I got home from school to my Dad's which I visit every so weeks. Nobody was home so I climbed into the backyard to check if the back door was open, it wasn't. After about 30 minutes of waiting in the backyard, I got bored, like rea... | 8 | 7.375 | |
1411750702 | 1411756149 | t3_2hjjbf | t5_2to41 | 8 | fishinthepond: Tifu by volunteering to work all afternoon
So I'm one of two hourly delivery drivers for my company, and my boss is talking to us around noon saying we don't have anything else to do so we can prolly get off early, but then he says he doesn't want to fuck himself over in the event of an emergency arising... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1411747441 | 1411766798 | t3_2hjddh | t5_2to41 | 32 | FragGrenade: TIFU by playing loud music.
While playing Skyrim and simultaneously searching for mods, I thought some music would be a good company since I'm home alone. I connected my phone to my subwoofer, put my music to shuffle, and turned up the volume. About 10 minutes into some loud, base heavy music, I hear a cra... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1411746521 | 1411806315 | t3_2hjbpe | t5_2to41 | 22 | cum_socks_on_display: TIFU by losing money
I literally lost money. I put some cash on the shelf and in my drunker stupor, I put it somewhere "safe" or to play a prank on my sober self. It may not seem like a lot, 110 euros, but I need it to buy fire material. The worst part is that I vaguely remember fucking with it, ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1411754148 | 1411757657 | t3_2hjppp | t5_2to41 | 3 | shootdawhoop99: TIFU by not taking warnings seriously
Today I woke up more tired than usual. I showered, got dressed, and browsed reddit until my mom had breakfast ready. I clipped my ID to my waist, and then my mom drove me to the bus to get to school. I worked on math homework that I lied about doing, I got off on th... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1411754105 | 1411826080 | t3_2hjpn0 | t5_2to41 | 74 | SlimJim84: TIFU by having my car window open while driving.
This was today. An hour ago.
Driving along the expressway, had my windows open since it's a nice day. Phone is sitting in the groove by the window buttons.
Come up to a section of freshly repaved highway, doing about 120km (75mph in 'Murican units), hit a bu... | 11 | 6.727273 | |
1411754736 | 1411802101 | t3_2hjqre | t5_2to41 | 211 | legendary9719: TIFU By throwing a shirt into a group of 2nd graders.
Back story may be long, but it helps to understand the circumstances.
I am in band at my high school, and today we, along with some other school groups, went on tour to five grade schools in order to promote our programs. At each school we would have... | 6 | 35.166667 | |
1411750303 | 1411763741 | t3_2hjilu | t5_2to41 | 38 | milykaimer: TIFU by coming to work 3 hours early
So my husband and I recently moved to a remote, rural location out of necessity and proximity to my sister and new niece. Because of the location, commuting to work got a lot harder, and to compound the problem we have had a string of terrible luck with our vehicles. I h... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1411754677 | 1411757727 | t3_2hjqnr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by banging a girl I met at a bus stop.
Abour a year ago , back in my days in Portland, Oregon, I was a bit of a nomad. I would crash on couches while working the internship I was at that was unpaid, and was working at night serving and bartending to have food/etc and eventually save up enough to rent a ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411755186 | 1411757884 | t3_2hjriu | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU on my first date by accidentally telling her I love her people
So today I was on my first date with this really cute girl I met at a bar and we're really hitting it off and its going well when she says "You're probably going to hate me but I'm only free again two weeks from now" when I said "how could I... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1411755031 | 1411777075 | t3_2hjr9k | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU She hates me?
First post on reddit so here we go.
About half a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years. We both moved out to LA and decided it was time to let our relationship end. After splitting we are both quite happy. It worked out really well because exactly when we broke up my friend... | 5 | 2 | |
1411752939 | 1411755589 | t3_2hjnfw | t5_2to41 | 8 | SoYouAreAsking: TIFU by telling a funny TIFU at my grandma's
This happened today and my friend told me to post it here although I think it is pretty unnecessary.
I was at my grandma's house and my mum was playing with my cousins a game and the others were watching short videos while I was laying on a couch bored and t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1411755845 | 1411767442 | t3_2hjsn0 | t5_2to41 | 63 | spm7nwdm: TIFU by jizzing on my roommates shoes.
Just to give you some context.. I go to a large university, and live with my roommate. He and I are totally different. We get along, but we both have polar opposite interests. He usually sleeps in, but this morning he was up about the same time I was, around 6:30 am. He ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1411754220 | 1411760709 | t3_2hjpty | t5_2to41 | 7 | SasoriDama: TIFU by flipping off my window neighbor.
I was cleaning my room and alone in the house. While I was removing the clutter from my window this marker fell on the floor and I picked it up and put it back on the window sill. I got mad at the marker and so I gave it the finger only to to realize that my neighbor... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411757237 | 1411836061 | t3_2hjuw8 | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by My sister showing my semen stained boxers to my family
I was in my room watching porn, but not masturbating. After a while semen came out onto my boxers. As this happened my mother called me for dinner. I immediately thought about changing my boxers but thought against the idea as it was time consumi... | 7 | 8 | |
1411758628 | 1411765544 | t3_2hjxat | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my coworkers to go out for hot wings for lunch.
After lunch, I ended up needing an afternoon wank the bathroom. I didn't wash my hands after lunch. Not even trying to get my boss to give me a half-day, just going to sit here and try not to cry in my shame.
missy070203: I can't imagine (I'm ... | 3 | 4 | |
1411757846 | 1411806509 | t3_2hjvx6 | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU- By forgetting to show up to my (dream) college job interview
I'm 18 and a sophomore International Business student and I'd been hoping for a job as an Ambassador for our really fancy new business school. It would have guaranteed me $200 a week just for giving tours. This may not sound like much but for... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1411758772 | 1411766179 | t3_2hjxkc | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating starburst. (NSFW)
Final fuckingly I have a story to tell that is sexy and yes this happened a few hours ago.
So I typically wake up around 9 or 10 and I don't have work until 3. I do the usual this morning, wake up, text the girlfriend back "good morning baby!" And hop in the shower. Hop out... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1411743000 | 1411859302 | t3_2hj5i1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | DeJay323: TIFU by getting hit by a car.
**Disclaimer: This is a friend's story who is not a Redditor, so, with his permission, I am posting the story for him. The story is told from his point of view.**
So my "It's Complicated" SO and I had just gotten in a small argument, and she went back to her dorm for the night. ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1411760005 | 1411778090 | t3_2hjzsw | t5_2to41 | 134 | wiltoNzews: TIFU by insulting a group of people at the mall.
My friend and I were at a store in the mall today looking at some new tech stuff that was on display. On the way out of the store we had to pass the 'home decoration' area and for god knows what reason there was one particular lamp that really looked like a g... | 4 | 33.5 | |
1411764800 | 1411785622 | t3_2hk8ac | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting in a mexican urinal
Few years ago... Buddy and I are on a weekend cruise, with Port stop in Encenada. Well we're walking around encenada, & we walk off the main strip to get some cheap beers at a local bar ( rather than the tourist bars ) proceed to get hammered & start walking aroun... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1411763753 | 1411886747 | t3_2hk6gr | t5_2to41 | 2 | Mollyu: Tifu by going for a run
This didn't actualy happen today but two weeks ago from this Tuesday I went for a run alone in a robbery prone area that I didn't know has been having robberies latley. Oops. At least no one robbed me becuase I didn't have much except for a hoodie and a phone with me.
Kevin_LeStrange: I'... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411768571 | 1411788762 | t3_2hken7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having lunch with a girl I really like.
So there's this girl I really like in one of my university classes. We'll call her Meghan, because that's her name. Meghan and I have been sort-of-friends for about a year now, we text each other sometimes and we always sit together in class. I've got a huge cr... | 3 | 2 | |
1411769540 | 1411771444 | t3_2hkg8l | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a piss after a movie
Ok so this actually happened a couple months ago.
I was out to a movie with my dad and step mom, it was a later showing and it didn't get out until about 11:30 pm maybe and it had been a busy day so I was really tired. Anyway after the movie I was just sort of like a zomb... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411773287 | 1411786631 | t3_2hklzz | t5_2to41 | 42 | Geblet: TIFU by trying to get the perfect pumpkin and ruining part of my wedding
This took place about two weeks ago, and I’m still dealing with the repercussions, and will probably continue for the rest of my life.
Back-story. Each year my father grows pumpkins, watermelons, and kushaw on one of our farms. He litera... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1411772666 | 1411782463 | t3_2hkl1e | t5_2to41 | 17 | Kibbletts: TIFU by trying to help a lost dog find its way home.
Today I fucked up. Bad. I may or may not have just assisted in the murder of someone's dog. But I'm getting ahead of myself; I'm kinda panicking and I'm horribly depressed right now. Okay. Just a heads up, this is going to be really long and I'm typing thi... | 15 | 1.133333 | |
1411778258 | 1411781179 | t3_2hktg3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Narbcookez: TIFU by making a terrible joke
This actually happened a year ago but I still think there can be some sort of comedy found buried deep within my very, very silly actions.
Its the Christmas holidays, and what better time is there to travel to the tip of Australia? Me and my friend had organised to fly to Que... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1411778342 | 1411782191 | t3_2hktkd | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sometimes_Im_Funny: TIFU by eating weed.
I was going to bed when I saw a little bag of what I now know is weed. At first I thought it was oregano cause I don't get how weed would be in my house and on my bed (super Christian family). After being skeptical for a bit I decided to try it. Not a big piece, it was actually ... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1411770320 | 1411779009 | t3_2hkhfn | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU - realising that my friend was in a gay club
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, fuck ups must be yours.
TortoiseSex: literally hitler
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1411778170 | 1411781567 | t3_2hktbs | t5_2to41 | 12 | anorangemango: TIFU by getting high for my first time.
First of all holy shit. What a motherfucking ride. I guess I'll just dive straight into my experience.
We get to his apartment and he pulls out his bong and says we'll be smoking in his bathroom. Cool. So I watch what he does as he takes the first hit so i can fol... | 6 | 2 | |
1411780734 | 1411782157 | t3_2hkwrp | t5_2to41 | 3 | losdospedro: TIFU by not seeing blue.
This happened an hour ago actually. I should mention that I don't have a facebook, as that becomes pertinent to this fuck up. So a friend of mine, who I have only talked to sporadically for the past year, was due to become a father in late September. I thought about him today and... | 3 | 1 | |
1411784395 | 1411784811 | t3_2hl1kh | t5_2to41 | 5 | MightyBastard: TIFU by almost losing a testicle in skinny jeans
Okay so here is my first TIFU post, don't judge i know I'm not the best writer, but this isn't to show off my writing skills, its to relate this story because I've been told its funny so i thought I'd take a shot to see if reddit approves. Enjoy
This trage... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411783432 | 1411851597 | t3_2hl0at | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: tifu by punching a girl in the face when she was trying to kiss me.
Ill start by apologizing for my spelling. English is my second language and im not very good at spelling so forgive me. Lets start with some back ground.
I have been chasing this beautiful girl for the past year. Lets call her Monica. So Mo... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1411784684 | 1411832293 | t3_2hl1yp | t5_2to41 | 11 | king_texas: TIFU by taking my best-friend's Ex to Homecoming
No it wasn't today, it was freshman year of high school.
So here's some background: My best-friend, well call him Alex, and my freshman date, we'll call her Ava, dated for a year and a half throughout middle school. Impressive right? Well they broke up durin... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1411787399 | 1411801280 | t3_2hl5im | t5_2to41 | 10 | acatnamedshoe: TIFU by accidentally watching porn
I'm a criminal justice major. For my corrections class, I need to write a paper about how prison is depicted in pop culture. I saw a movie on Netflix called Prison Girls. It was made in 1972. I thought "oh hey, I could write about how female prisons were depicted in the... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1411789509 | 1411829696 | t3_2hl859 | t5_2to41 | 5 | JennJenn5436: TIFU by leaving an envelope with $2000 in the car..
TIFU by going to the bank for work, getting $2000 and then stopping at the 7 Eleven for something drink. It was like any other day. I get out of my car and go in, get my diet coke, come back out to see that the passenger window has been busted. I go back... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411789573 | 1411791541 | t3_2hl87u | t5_2to41 | 7 | wally_gockit: TIFU by wanting cookies for comfort
So this happened a few hours ago. First, a little back story.
My future mother in law has been visiting for 5 days now. Her and I get along for the most part but she is really whiney and sensitive and can get on my nerves after awhile and she always chooses to stay f... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1411788369 | 1411838299 | t3_2hl6q5 | t5_2to41 | 92 | Eyyz: TIFU by throwing my wife on our bed
A little background: Me and my wife are in our early 30's and have two young children. Also, I'm 6'8" and my wife is 5'0", so needless to say there's a huge height difference between us.
Anyway, it's late and both our kids are sound asleep while we're both wide awake and both ... | 5 | 18.4 | |
1411797335 | 1411797792 | t3_2hlh0p | t5_2to41 | 4 | summerjobthrowaway: TIFU by allowing my friends/coworkers convince me to ask a girl out *LONG READ*
My first FU. Throwaway because of said people. Didn't happen today, but this summer. This is a LONG read just so you know.
So this summer I worked for a summer enrichment program at a college in Boston. Loved working w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411797426 | 1411849481 | t3_2hlh52 | t5_2to41 | 7 | theace001: TIFU by playing an fps
It is more like the past month and/or my whole life i fucked up, but...
I am a college student in calc 2 (analytical geometry with calc 2). I took calc 1 and didn't have too much trouble. I made a c in the class because I let my grade drop to a low b and messed up on the final. I neve... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411799003 | 1411862985 | t3_2hlina | t5_2to41 | 5 | Red-Rise: TIFU by acting like a vigilante and pursuing Hispanics.
So my other TIFU from a couple years back was pretty popular so I thought I would submit another story of mine. This is known among my friends as my "Fast and Furious" story.
So a couple years back when I was in college, I was living on campus the summe... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1411798111 | 1411829153 | t3_2hlhtk | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shouldnthavesaid: TIFU By trash-talking Butch Barbie
Please forgive the verbal diarrhea.
Background: I work at a local shnazzy retirement home. Very expensive, high standards... and had recently completed a remodel. We've also recently come under new management and have gone through several employees in the process. ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411803207 | 1411842828 | t3_2hlmc9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | ChrisLulzz: TIFU by hurting my best friend.
Hi reddit, first post here, this just happened yesterday before I went to bed and it's quite stupid, but have to get this off my chest.
So 2 days ago, a friend of my university I've only known for a week asked me to join him on a prom coming in 2 weeks. I tell him it's not ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1411805836 | 1411818903 | t3_2hloiu | t5_2to41 | 48 | Iceman3356: TIFU by eating a ghost pepper
Just happened now, my eyes were watering so I tried to wipe away the tears from one of them and touched my eyeball and now I can't open it, I think I might die
FairlyPleasant: If you were stupid enough as I was to swallow the whole thing then get horrendously drunk. Youre in fo... | 6 | 8 | |
1411805538 | 1411964545 | t3_2hloam | t5_2to41 | 148 | Sloan1505: TIFU by stomping on a spiders web
Just to be clear, the result of the fuck-up is what happened today. Last week was when I fucked up. It was Monday night, and I went on a late-night stroll after work as I usually do since I work nights and don't prefer getting up to exercise. Anyway, as I was on my walk, I n... | 7 | 21.142857 | |
1411800218 | 1411834820 | t3_2hljsa | t5_2to41 | 21 | intrigue1keyboard0: TIFU by experimenting with slow motion video [NSFW]
Let me tell you a story, Reddit. I recently upgraded to an iPhone 6 and discovered the 240fps video capability. I was pretty excited because I almost bought a gopro to do some slowmo stuff. I took videos of stuff like, spiders reacting to stuff lan... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1411810888 | 1411834286 | t3_2hlscx | t5_2to41 | 149 | [deleted]: TIFU by not hanging up
So this literally just happened. A bit of background: I'm 16 and in high school. Last night there was a party at which I kissed a very good-looking girl in the year above (score) and we've been talking ever since. Also, my parents are away for a few days to see a concert so our neighbo... | 6 | 24.833333 | |
1411815823 | 1411817729 | t3_2hlw51 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU: By downloading 30gb worth of porn on my phone while using 3G
Hi reddit, never thought I'd be doing this but here we go.
So recently I bought a new phone (iPhone 6 64gb)
Since I didn't have anything on it and was about to go to my flight I thought downloading a shit ton of games and apps would be the b... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1411820197 | 1411875445 | t3_2hlzsg | t5_2to41 | 13 | froyokoono: TIFU by putting a plastic glove in my pocket
So I was at work yesterday, and was using a glove to handle one of the food products we sell there. Once you have finished using the glove, you are supposed to dispose of it, but it was at that stage in the night where all the bins had been emptied and taken out ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1411821615 | 1412389682 | t3_2hm11m | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing a girl home and not knowing when to tell her to leave [NSFW]
gjallerhorn: House doors don't lock from the outside...You can always turn them.
jasonh300: Doors with any type of glass on them typically require a key on both sides.
gjallerhorn: Why would glass have anything to do with the loc... | 9 | 5.333333 | |
1411826650 | 1411827800 | t3_2hm6m7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | mikebrookston: TIFU by giving money to a homeless man for drugs.
Once I gave an homeless man money but before I asked what would he use the money for and he replied "For food sir." So I gave it to him. Before going away I asked him one more time "What are you going to use it for?" and he replied "Para a droga caralhooo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411830557 | 1411831544 | t3_2hmbmz | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally implying that I wanted to shove my dick down my male friend's throat in front of his whole family.
The recent post about that guy accidentally flirting with his boss reminded me of a similar thing I did a couple of years ago. I was on a boat with a friend's family, many of whom I hadn't ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1411831945 | 1411878963 | t3_2hmdl1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | redundor: TIFU by baking my racket
I am an idiot... I woke up early this morning and thought I'd try to fix my cracked squash racket, which was super light and awesome, but apparently not that strong. A bit of fiberglass and epoxy can't make it worse, right? Well, everything was going fine until I got concerned that it... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1411820802 | 1411833435 | t3_2hm0b1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheDoodleNoodle: TIFU by standing to close to the wall while having a smoke.
Short and sweet:
I was standing outside of a pub I was drinking at, and being drunk as I was I stood close to the wall to brace myself to take a smoke.
Well, there was a pigeon perched about me and it proceeded to shit all over my head.
My ... | 3 | 1 | |
1411832426 | 1411834442 | t3_2hmea0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | eSportsDig: TIFU By going to wrong girl on date (awkward)
escapedmentalpig: well did you murder her
busherrunner: the important questions
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1411835169 | 1411851139 | t3_2hmiej | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking a girl if her glasses were alright.
I was walking in a group of friends and a girl tripped really bad on the pavement and dropped her glasses. For some stupid reason I asked if her glasses were ok instead of her. And then I realized that this could also be heard as an insult (like are you bli... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1411835153 | 1411869092 | t3_2hmidh | t5_2to41 | 631 | Iamafraidofseagulls: TIFU by showing my testicle to a lot of people.
So I went shopping today, the usual boring stuff. Having got bored I sat down for a few minutes, no biggie right? Well I had forgotten the jeans I wore today had a large rip under the zipper. Now usually this is no problem as my underwear cover the ho... | 7 | 90.142857 | |
1411835894 | 1411954325 | t3_2hmjg7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | brotum248: TIFU by walking home blackout drunk
This happened last Saturday night.
I started drinking around 2 pm while I was getting ready for a wedding at 5. Damn near every time I drink I black out and this night was no different. After the wedding me and a few guys hit up the bars and continued drinking.
Around ... | 6 | 3 | |
1411834540 | 1411843190 | t3_2hmhey | t5_2to41 | 8 | The_Royal_Flush: TIFU by taking anti-diarrhea pills
This was last week or so but it's still worthy of telling.
So my stomach was really hurting and on that day we had to ride a long bus ride to another school for p.e. after running the mile to compete in interschool olympics. In the morning I told my mom my stomach was... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1411837852 | 1411922950 | t3_2hmmhf | t5_2to41 | 28 | MedicFU: TIFU by not driving an ambulance responsibly
This just happened about an hour ago - I'm submitting this on my phone besides my coworker and superior.
I work as an EMT at a transport service. For those who don't know all you do working at a transport service is pick up patients and take them to their appointme... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1411838134 | 1411841726 | t3_2hmmyi | t5_2to41 | 6 | ipostomeglechats: TIFU by watching a youtube video...
This happened less than 10 minutes ago...
So I just got back from hockey practice and needed a shower. My parents were leaving just as i got back, and said they would be home around 1(it was about 9:30). They left, and like very few 16 year old teenage boys, i de... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1411839278 | 1411875035 | t3_2hmosm | t5_2to41 | 1,798 | Archdemonic: TIFU by badly ripping my cock while masturbating
It was when I was 12, but still a fuck-up.
This is my first time telling anyone this story. Here it goes, me and my parents used to go work out at a fitness center together.
So one day while working out, I got pretty bored so I decided to go use the steam... | 6 | 299.666667 | |
1411838376 | 1411863216 | t3_2hmnbz | t5_2to41 | 57 | pigheart: TIFU by leaving a lit candle next to an unlit candle.
I lit one of my two candles while I was doing shit around the house. Just before I was about to leave the house, I blew it out. As I was blowing it out, I noticed the candle next to it looked like it had gotten soft. So being the curious idiot I am, I pick... | 3 | 19 | |
1411838695 | 1411869176 | t3_2hmnuu | t5_2to41 | 15 | CatastropheJohn: TIFU by running over my camera bag with $11K of gear in it
I put my gear bags beside the van because it was locked and I forgot the keys. Went back for the keys and approached the vehicle from the other side. Got in, drove away, then remembered the gear.
I haven't inspected all the gear yet, but my ... | 3 | 5 | |
1411841373 | 1411963291 | t3_2hmrzo | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU - by telling a girl I am in love with her
TIFU - About 3 - 3 1/2 months ago I confessed my love for a very close friend of mine.
Let's call her Amanda. So Amanda and I had been friends for almost a year; our personalities go together very well and we were already kinda flirty.
So anyway: After an am... | 5 | 1 | |
1411840943 | 1411842995 | t3_2hmrb6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by updating to iOS 8
After watching a lot of videos on what the new iOS 8 upgrade had to offer I decided to get it. I start the download and go to make myself some dinner. When I return to my phone it still hasn't updated and I think nothing of it. Suddenly, I see a text message from my crush along the ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1411841333 | 1411927032 | t3_2hmrxm | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by swatting a dog across the room.
I met this girl at a bar, of all places, about a month ago and we have been hanging out quite frequently recently. The extent of our relationship has primarily been drunk sex and not much beyond that. I was looking for a good time last night and decided to give her a c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1411845873 | 1411864863 | t3_2hmz8p | t5_2to41 | 10 | mintycooter: TIFU by having long hair.
After my daily post coffee dump this morning, as I was beginning to wipe, some of my hair slipped off my shoulder. I ended up smooshing my hair into my poopy butthole. I pulled my hair back realizing what happened and accidentally made a little brown trail on the back of my dress ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1411842630 | 1411852687 | t3_2hmu17 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ItsLightTime: TIFU by having sex with my wife, we are getting divorced
We agreed on getting a divorce one month ago and still live together for now. Somehow we ended up having the greatest sex in a long time. She did me like never before. I was up at 3 am and couldn't sleep because I worry she can get pregnant again. B... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1411845593 | 1411961050 | t3_2hmytq | t5_2to41 | 18 | Bonanza86: TIFU by being civil.
This happened in March. About four days after my vacation ended, I ventured to the laundromat that I've always gone to since I was a little boy. I had the day off from work, and generally, my visits there are uneventful. There were only a handful of people in there, which made it conveni... | 9 | 2 | |
1411850331 | 1411858544 | t3_2hn683 | t5_2to41 | -16 | EggedMyAss: TIFU by trying to prank my girlfriend by putting an egg up into my ass. (Inspired by a reddit topic.)
There was a reddit topic awhile back where this goofus-talking guy was upset because his girlfriend convinced him to put an egg in his ass, and then she mocked him about it.
Well I read that and I got the... | 9 | -1.777778 | |
1411850841 | 1411857534 | t3_2hn6z1 | t5_2to41 | -4 | maanu123: TIFU by making a sex joke with a sub I (used to) mod
Basically: I changed the link flair on a post about frances cobain's top 10 photos to "FAP FAP FAP". Immediately everyone wants me out and the other mods remove me. I mean, I thought I had tenure, with the link and user flair I had implemented and all the o... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1411837993 | 1411858294 | t3_2hmmpl | t5_2to41 | 26 | TakeItAssYouWill: TIFU : Leaving my phone on the bed
Recently, I have been regularly sleeping over at my girlfriends place. I have to get up earlier than her in the morning for work so I always set the alarm on my phone.
I was talking to my dad on the phone before bed one night so I just put my phone next to my pillo... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1411850298 | 1411923161 | t3_2hn65l | t5_2to41 | 128 | Divine_Chickenwing: TIFU by getting really high and eating wafer cookies.
I had nothing to do on a Friday night, so I decided to smoke a little weed then sit down to relax and watch some TV, play some guitar, and eat some snacks.
So...I sat down in my dimly lit living room with a package of those vanilla wafer cookies... | 5 | 25.6 | |
1411852469 | 1411875160 | t3_2hn9qk | t5_2to41 | 124 | TIFUByJoiningReddit: TIFU by Giving my Cat a Golden Shower
We got a black kitten last week and my girlfriend and I have been adjusting to parenthood life. I was getting ready for bed last night and after forgetting to pee before I started brushing my teeth the urge to urinate got real bad by the time I hit my molars. I... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1411853529 | 1411873000 | t3_2hnbcz | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By refusing sex from a friend in fear of ruining our friendship (I'm a virgin)
I'm a guy, she's a girl. We had bottles of wine together, got drunk, were making out, decided to go to an hourly hotel, couldn't find the place after two tries and I ended up chickening out.
My confidence is shot and im sure... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1411857279 | 1411864951 | t3_2hn697 | t5_2to41 | 11 | mykelala: How is this offensive? It was an accidental mistake. If you get offended this easily, why the fuck are you on reddit, of all places?
TheHatRemover: Atleast this person isn't on 4Chan.
mykelala: That'd be crazy, eh?
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1411850682 | 1411880602 | t3_2hn6qm | t5_2to41 | 56 | oakles: TIFU by trying to mow my lawn.
Fuck.
The grass in the backyard hadn't been cut in weeks so I decided today was the day I'd get on that. So, in order to kill the time and keep me entertained, I decided that it'd be a good idea to smoke some weed. A few minutes pass and I'm ready to take on whatever this lawn ha... | 3 | 18.666667 |
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