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1648351258 | 1648362633 | t3_tpbe7n | t5_2to41 | 29 | WinterKnigget: TIFU by cutting myself at work
Obligatory "this just happened 30 minutes ago" because it did lol. Apologies for formatting-- I'm on mobile.
So I'm a useless human being. Always have been. Probably always will be.
I work as a receptionist, and I'm slightly clumsy. This fuck up begins with me doing my ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1648355868 | 1648387462 | t3_tpclb0 | t5_2to41 | 25,528 | Drazone-_-: TIFU by sleeping with my friends cousin at his wedding
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djnehi: Pretty sure it’s her choice whether she wants to sleep with someone and not his. And it sounds like she initiated. So he can just get over himself.
Not_a_N_Korean_Spy: Exactly. Does he think he owns his cousin? Because he seems to be a... | 14 | 1,823.428571 | |
1648355915 | 1648401511 | t3_tpclps | t5_2to41 | 110 | TnyTriscuit: TIFU by accidentally smearing my girlfriend's period blood all over my face
Tonight I really fucked up. It was like any other night, we went to bed, talked for a bit, cuddled... next thing I know, I'm pounding her brains out from behind. I mean, we are going at it, it was probably some of our best sex yet.... | 4 | 27.5 | |
1648355903 | 1648388360 | t3_tpclm3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | VFrankenstein003: TIFU by gettig sucked by my best friend
So around 6 to 7 months ago, a friend and I took some coke and left the house at around 4am in the morning, to go for a walk. We were really good friends and been through a lot ofshit together
He then proceeded to ask me if he (lets call him bob), could give m... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1648362265 | 1648390191 | t3_tpe396 | t5_2to41 | 2,060 | SmittysGhost: TIFU by taking a girl I like to see a movie that is basically a porno
(Edit: I was fully aware that the plot of the movie was a porn shoot getting slashed up. I didn’t expect or think that it would show as much as it did. The part that made it awkward was that I said that there was nudity but it shouldn’t... | 8 | 257.5 | |
1648365365 | 1648365643 | t3_tper5o | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU By having sex
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sweethearts0723: Wtf did I just read. Honestly
MidnightBloos: 𓂸💥😢
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1648372272 | 1648372747 | t3_tpg7s5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TGotAReddit: TIFU with moving
So, I’m in the middle of moving houses after a break up. It’s only a few blocks walk between the two places but with a rather large hill between them. Two days ago I had my family come over and move most of my stuff. It was rather warm that day combined with lifting heavy stuff so I had ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1648373940 | 1648374715 | t3_tpgk5d | t5_2to41 | 13 | 300iqbitch: TIFU by being caught
Actually it was at 3am this night. I (15F) climbed out of my window for a smoke, climbed back in and changed clothes. But then i had to pee so i went to the bathroom. But when im in the bathroom i made enough noise to accidentally wake up my mom. So when i go out of the bathroom (still ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1648373450 | 1648402746 | t3_tpggdm | t5_2to41 | 2,543 | Final-Sky-2757: TIFU by not throwing away something my sister wasn't supposed to see
This happened years ago when I still lived with my parents.
When I was 20, I started experimenting with toys and buying different kinds to see what I liked. My sister and I didnt share a room at the time so she didn't know about this... | 6 | 423.833333 | |
1648378283 | 1648380451 | t3_tphhxz | t5_2to41 | 5 | ankerhr: TIFU by flashing my female friend
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Drink15: You will be ok. Just keep things normal and follow her lead. If she doesn’t bring it up, don’t bring it up.
Owning your own home at 17 must be nice!
ankerhr: I don’t own the home, I just meant that I was home alone and I see it as my home, but my parents ow... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1648388126 | 1648441546 | t3_tpk2de | t5_2to41 | 1,480 | BowsersFaveBlonde: TIFU by saying something I shouldn’t have
TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDE
So last night me(26M) and my ex (24F) have been going through a separation. She unfortunately lost her brother to suicide halfway through our relationship. He was a trans male and had taken multiple attempts on his life before. H... | 6 | 246.666667 | |
1648389067 | 1648422875 | t3_tpkcyt | t5_2to41 | 3,537 | [deleted]: TIFU by preferring a defined chin on my boyfriend.
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hika_pizza: Homie made the decision to not answer and you just roasted him
shwooper: Nah roasting would have been “you have a fat fucking chin”. She literally answered the question honestly and now we’re all pretending like our downvotes are fixing... | 11 | 321.545455 | |
1648390726 | 1648393752 | t3_tpkw1o | t5_2to41 | 62 | LadyLesednik: Tifu by microwaving cookie dough
Let me set the scene for this story. It’s 6 am, I am a 24 year old chick, my cats are loose downstairs and my grandmother is sleeping upstairs.
So I like cookie dough. And cookies. Who doesn’t? But I don’t like the oven, it kinda scares me to be honest. I saw the cookie d... | 11 | 5.636364 | |
1648390196 | 1648397429 | t3_tpkq7f | t5_2to41 | 188 | niva_44: TIFU by wearing lace and fishnets during sexy time
This actually happened almost a year ago but another user's post reminded me about so here we are.
At the time, I had been dating my then-boyfriend for almost three months and also had nipple peircings for less than a year. You can probably see where this is ... | 6 | 31.333333 | |
1648392884 | 1648437069 | t3_tplkem | t5_2to41 | 27,564 | stop177013: TIFU by not knowing the meaning of bibliophile
so i met this girl right, super sweet n everything. she tells me she's a bibliophile n im like thinking 'great, all those years of bible study can be put into use now'. so its our second date, i brought my fucking bible. NO LAUGHING OKAY. so i bring my bible an... | 14 | 1,968.857143 | |
1648394811 | 1648602797 | t3_tpm7m3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a younger girl online
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butteryhotmuffin: I’m sorry…. But what?? Is this a joke? Lol
This post reads as if you’re in your late teens, early 20s.
Few things here… You’re saying “I don’t want to delete her from both apps cause it would break her heart” you don’t know that for one... | 5 | 4 | |
1648395586 | 1648397933 | t3_tpmgpc | t5_2to41 | 8 | Aramari_xd: TIFU by not getting test sheets.
This all started on monday, I was in math's class and the teacher asked us to get test sheets (just paper but for tests only) for our test on monday. I was like "yeah i got time for this". Oh boy little did i know i was going to forget. Anyways here came friday where i have ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648403524 | 1648472333 | t3_tpp64c | t5_2to41 | 2 | olliegw: TIFU by leaving my xbox unlocked
This happened yesterday, it's important to know that i don't really care about character customization in games, if it's decent one like GTA Online i might try to make something interesting, but some games are so locked down that i usually choose a default character and either ... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1648405362 | 1648435443 | t3_tppsy8 | t5_2to41 | 658 | silonaught: TIFU by getting locked outside by my Roomba.
Obligatory happened 1 hour ago.
My GF and I went to spend some time in the backyard, as it is a lovely day. Tending to my garden and letting the cats soak up the sun. GF had started the Roomba before going outside. We decided to pick up some broken glass in the y... | 9 | 73.111111 | |
1648407138 | 1648465960 | t3_tpqer9 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening 10,000 porn tabs at school
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Mike2220: I find this a bit hard to believe
>Minutes later when I had restarted my computer I got a message popup from the school IT department telling me to take my laptop up to the office
Your school can't just, make popup messages appear on your pe... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1648411211 | 1648485763 | t3_tpruwx | t5_2to41 | 154 | Cold-Weakness8831: TIFU by sleeping with my ex’s apparent best friend
Long story short, I was in a intense 5 year relationship till about a few years back.
We had moved in together and I was planning to eventually marry her, till I found out she was cheating on me with some childhood crush. We broke up after a lot of d... | 6 | 25.666667 | |
1648413169 | 1648518356 | t3_tpsj45 | t5_2to41 | 12,052 | tired-snek: TIFU by texting my boyfriend “hey i’m cumming over 😇”
Okay first of all, I am BEYOND humiliated right now and i’m literally shaking. This happened about an hour ago and my stomach is churning lol omg.
So, I 18F have a boyfriend 19M and he is great, he’s very kind loving and respectful. He lives at home w... | 19 | 634.315789 | |
1648413599 | 1648414108 | t3_tpsohu | t5_2to41 | 20 | hamburtger: TIFU by drinking Jäger
So it happened last night but here it goes anyway
I had a really great life going for myself. I worked on my anger, got a girlfriend, and even figured out what i want to do with my life
I loved my gf, and we were planning on doing something for our 1 year anniversary but she broke wi... | 5 | 4 | |
1648411533 | 1648482702 | t3_tprz3c | t5_2to41 | 344 | ShameM8: TIFU by sending a NSFW text to my partner
Obligatory this didn’t happen today but few months ago.
So we often text each over after i have left hers before bed, well this particular night I was feeling rather horny so I sent her a text saying “I was off for a wank to see if I can settle for bed” and I just ass... | 3 | 114.666667 | |
1648414042 | 1648479679 | t3_tpstxw | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU because my last year hook up gave birth to a kid and texted me, need instant advice
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hereforthestory: Is not yours or she would have contacted you way earlier. Chill.
FluidMathematician42: I'm panicking so much, I don't know if I should text her or something and ask her if the kid is mine.
cats... | 14 | 1.571429 | |
1648414156 | 1648436884 | t3_tpsvdk | t5_2to41 | 7,317 | StupiderThanAChild: TIFU: Went out with a girl who had a boyfriend (I did not know this at the time) had sex with her, now she wants to break up with him for me I dont know what to do...
Some background (M 24years) i was at a small party (25 man) of my best friend about 2 weeks ago. He has a girlfriend who i got to kno... | 13 | 562.846154 | |
1648411995 | 1648451784 | t3_tps4tj | t5_2to41 | 25 | GovMcgovern: TIFU by accidentally walking into an unknown woman's trailer.
This was a couple years ago but a recent post reminded me.
I was an apprentice lineman at the time, and it is common for people in our trade to stay in travel trailers as we often work on the road.
The other apprentice had his truck in the s... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1648415668 | 1648419704 | t3_tptec7 | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love with one of my cousin sister
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oJRODo: Tell her shes pretty and go slowly at thing. Youll know if shes not digging it. If thats the case then just stop.
uddi999: By digging it what does you mean ??
oJRODo: Like if she says "aww thank you" and then says your cute too or somethi... | 7 | -0.571429 | |
1648417075 | 1648448176 | t3_tptvlx | t5_2to41 | 73 | GoblinKingLeonard: TIFU by taking my friend to prom
Yesterday was my school’s prom night. A little earlier this week, my friend and I agreed to go together.
I should clarify that I thought she was attractive, but I was never attracted to her if that makes sense.
We kept it casual as a “just friends” thing. We went t... | 12 | 6.083333 | |
1648417312 | 1648510858 | t3_tptyfh | t5_2to41 | 26 | titsinmyinboxplease: TIFU by telling my hair stylist/really good friend that I had a fuck dream about her.
Hey a fuck up that happened today! English is my first language so if I say something stupid, it’s probably intentional.
Ok so, the woman that cuts my hair is one of my most best friends. We’ve been through ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1648416749 | 1648449940 | t3_tptrjo | t5_2to41 | 11 | throwaway7002__: TIFU by making myself look like a thief
TIFU by making myself look like a thief. So I was in a shop that isn't too far from my house and was buying something. I'd already been in a different shop. I zoned out whilst looking for another item I needed and somehow my brain thought that the bag I was holdi... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1648420752 | 1648423797 | t3_tpv38e | t5_2to41 | 69 | steverin0724: TIFU by reminding a girl I was dating that her mom was dead.
This was actually a few years back, for the record.
I was seeing this girl for a few weeks, but known her several months. I was MADLY falling for this broad. She had issues dealing with the passing of her mom from about 15 years prior when she... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1648421073 | 1648422810 | t3_tpv6z4 | t5_2to41 | -5 | Eerie_rosewood: TIFU by asking a couple if they wanted one check or two
This happened yesterday but I keep cringing thinking about it so I'm getting it off my chest.
So I'm (16f) a waitress. most of the people who frequent the diner i work at are older conservative types. I'll also get millennials and the occasional ... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1648423664 | 1648427674 | t3_tpvzub | t5_2to41 | 14 | Texican361: TIFU when I was showing my buddy my AR15 and had a accidentally discharge.
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sfxer001: This is going to sound harsh. You’re an irresponsible gun owner. And you’re blaming him for not checking and he’s stupid for not doing so, but you handed him a loaded weapon without telling him. If that’s how y... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1648422568 | 1648469395 | t3_tpvnxi | t5_2to41 | 37 | smileforme123: TIFU by scaring myself because of something I say while I work
This happened just a few minutes ago and I straight up had to take a second to recoup myself. To preface I am currently working on statistics using R, so basically whenever R gives me errors with my coding or weird outputs I like to audibly g... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1648429375 | 1648482731 | t3_tpxnon | t5_2to41 | 788 | infercario4224: TIFU by awkwardly responding to a girl hitting on me.
Obligatory didn’t happen today but actually happened a couple months ago and a friend wanted me to share my story with the internet people.
A little background info on me (20M) I’d consider myself about average (although a bit chubby) when it comes ... | 5 | 157.6 | |
1648447009 | 1648448885 | t3_tq2kcc | t5_2to41 | 53 | dangitdangit_eEeEeEE: TIFU by hitting my crush's hat off of his head
Ive gotten into the habit of hitting people's (that i know) hats off via the front of their cap when they walk past me. So anyway i impulsively thought it would be funny if i did that to my crush as he walked by. So i did. He picked it up and hit me w... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1648456712 | 1648460362 | t3_tq3u8s | t5_2to41 | 13 | MERKFLAMES: mf's acting like America is the only country that exists
colincreevey0: Good answer OP. Guessing you may be from UK, Ireland then.
MERKFLAMES: correct
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1648463275 | 1648530249 | t3_tq6934 | t5_2to41 | 7,686 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally revealing that I stalked my coworker
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twotall88: looking up coworkers on facebook is normal.
aftenbladet: But what if its only the hot ones?
twotall88: How would they know?
logik9000: Because I keep liking the 7 year old posts of her at the beach
furiousHamblin: Hoping the post ... | 11 | 698.727273 | |
1648403330 | 1648469327 | t3_tpp3qy | t5_2to41 | 9 | xiNFiNiTE_YT2: TIFU by accidentally clicking on a suspicious link and getting a virus
I’m an avid online purchaser… (if that’s even a word). I like to buy anything I see from gaming hardware to gift cards, I’ll buy it.
So the F up started on Friday. I was online looking to buy my best friend a new video game he wante... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1648473063 | 1648497334 | t3_tq8zb0 | t5_2to41 | 2,001 | ConcernedCitizenR: TIFU by accidentally drinking poison
So this happened a couple days ago and I'm almost over it physically, but not over the embarrassment and stupidity. I was taking advantage of my daughter being at my parents house for the weekend and my partner being at work by deep cleaning the whole house. I sta... | 10 | 200.1 | |
1648478918 | 1648533877 | t3_tqaz5q | t5_2to41 | 4 | Utolckman: TIFU today i stole booze at a party
so this didn't actually happen today it happened last friday. so last week i had been invited to a party by one of my peers and her parents own a bar where the party was hold at. i was pretty excited because this was my first party and i planned on drinking (i go to an ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1648480938 | 1648482678 | t3_tqbpx7 | t5_2to41 | 133 | notmyrealaccount58: TIFU by hosting a work event
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dannydespicable: Was he will smith? Kinda the Same story.
beerbeebeet: r/whoosh
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1648487512 | 1648551434 | t3_tqe5xv | t5_2to41 | 1,902 | GetNewJob: TIFU...Laughed at my supervisor's new idea!
Well, this happened about 30min ago; so I did what all good Redditors do...created a throwaway account and write about it.
I was in a staff meeting, via Zoom, with my supervisor, a couple of colleagues who are at the same level as me, and then a handful of peop... | 12 | 158.5 | |
1648489007 | 1648498845 | t3_tqeqdn | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting somebody at a party
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AntiVax0r: Wow, geez, this story sounds exactly like a popular story I’ve heard recently.
sminthianapollo: can somebody post this please? tifu by slapping someone on stage at the Oscars.
JaggedUmbrella: That's the joke. Not funny or original, but that's the "joke... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1648488968 | 1648489359 | t3_tqepsp | t5_2to41 | 6 | chloe-dino: TIFU by accidentally cat calling a teacher
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dn_nb: you just be lucky you got reachers you could shout that. other than that, thats pretty mild stuff and no one will care
chloe-dino: Yep lol
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1648494589 | 1648555054 | t3_tqgsx4 | t5_2to41 | 14,414 | blackcatonacid: TIFU by ignoring an headache, and getting entire ER to be locked down.
Well not actually today , more like 7 years ago..
The day started pretty normal , I had a day off from work and a full schedule on how to get the best out of it
The plan was to do all the boring stuff that I had to take care of r... | 13 | 1,108.769231 | |
1648491617 | 1648543947 | t3_tqfozv | t5_2to41 | 87 | Hot-Director744: TIFU by pinning a female batchmate on Google meet and then sharing my screen
I am a freshman at college and that day we were having our second maths tutorial. It was on Google meet (with videos off) due to COVID restrictions. So basically, I was on a meet with a bunch of strangers that were going to be... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1648495369 | 1648501573 | t3_tqh30y | t5_2to41 | 127 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing socks.
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ocdtrekkie: So, my stairs are carpet, and it didn't help. And I have slipped and fell with socks, and my wife has slipped and fell barefoot, and I think my mother in law has slipped and fallen on them too.
I think the correct answer is all stairs really should just have rubb... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1648496183 | 1648499265 | t3_tqhe2f | t5_2to41 | 26 | xLeisure321: TIFU by paying a lady to jump off a chair onto my chest
So ever since I was maybe 7 years old, I've recalled wanting to get stepped on/stood on by girls. When I got my first job I started hiring escorts to just stand on my chest. I really really enjoy it and it only hurts for a 2-3 days afterwards.
I do... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1648496260 | 1648497037 | t3_tqhf6k | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling Pink 3x
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drewed1: The bad part on you is checking out an underage girl, at a high school, you're looking for trouble
[deleted]: Yeah not my proudest moments in my life or work experience
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1648498310 | 1648507642 | t3_tqi6eu | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trolling a person on a small 90 day fiance sub, getting banned and then being called a wetback by a MOD.
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goj-145: Nope nothing you can do. Mods of subs are very retaliatory and if you don't like what they're putting down, your recourse is to leave.
delitskinnedmexican: Lol
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1648504048 | 1648540304 | t3_tqk9a3 | t5_2to41 | 82 | StarshipDrip: TIFU by not changing the channel on the TV in the lobby of my apartment building after the watershed
I work as a concierge in a residential building. I sit at the front desk, in the lobby where residents enter and exit the building. We have a large TV on the wall of the lobby, which I usually have on in t... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1648504124 | 1648504459 | t3_tqka7s | t5_2to41 | 52 | chiram1982: TIFU by listening to “Weird Al”
My on-again, off-again ex called me to help her with her car. We've been divorced almost 12 years but I still help her with things because we have a child together. Over
the years, we've tried to rekindle multiple times but always end up failing.
I get to the store she's at ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1648504421 | 1648505581 | t3_tqkdt5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to stand up to my much larger school bully in a fight
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baaaaddds: You live and learn. Honestly respect the hell out of you for standing up for yourself. You didn’t fuck up in that regard. Maybe check out jiu jitsu or a few boxing classes. Violence isn’t necessarily the answer but you... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1648506622 | 1648543009 | t3_tql4ig | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by not showing interest in a cute woman
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Badaxe13: Your daughter was the most important female there. Makes sense to me.
one_more_black_guy: Yeah, I agree: this doesn't seem like a TIFU. Seems like OP is just a good dad.
Jim-Dread: Lol, well shit. I didn't really think of any of this that way. ... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1648508192 | 1648578018 | t3_tqlnsf | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwthisawayyra08: TIFU by hanging out with an old college friend with my bf
25F here.
So I've been out of college for a few years now and I've been dating my bf for about a year and a half. I've changed a lot since college and have a good job, friends, etc.
Well last week one of my old college friends reached out... | 5 | 3 | |
1648507483 | 1648591062 | t3_tqlfcn | t5_2to41 | 15 | cutelyaware: TIFU and attracted the attention of the California head of Wells Fargo
This was 30 years ago. Is that a record?
I moved back to California from living in Germany and wanted to move my bank account to Wells Fargo in my new neighborhood. Closing the old account was going to be a bit of a headache, but Wells... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1648509298 | 1648517820 | t3_tqm0sc | t5_2to41 | 18 | delitskinnedmexican: TIFU by being a troll on a 90 Day fiance sub which resulted in a Mod banning me and calling me a Wetback.
https://imgur.com/a/LUjyXsm
That's the message I was sent. And now the story.
First, a long admission, I'm a troll. Post a pic of your tattoo and I ask what it'll look like when it's done. M... | 3 | 6 | |
1648506476 | 1648518594 | t3_tql2ki | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a holiday even if it f&%;ing kills me
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AcrobaticSource3: Where is Royston Vasey?
Vivid_North8555: League of gentlemen series about a small town worth the watch
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1648508689 | 1648518954 | t3_tqltob | t5_2to41 | 18 | mittensonmykittens: TIFU by underestimating my cat
My kitchen is in dire need of additional storage, so I bought some standalone cabinets and was thrilled to build them over the weekend. The construction went fine. The aftermath.... less so.
My morning started like any other. The pet feeder dropped breakfast, and then... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1648510391 | 1649011458 | t3_tqmdij | t5_2to41 | 678 | LemmePetYourCat: TIFU by sending out 60+ resumes and then getting covid.
I decided to buckle down and get to work, applying for jobs in my field of study after taking some time off since I was laid off from my last job (due to covid).
I sent out 60 resumes the past two weeks, anticipating a call or two because I’m app... | 16 | 42.375 | |
1648509683 | 1648520883 | t3_tqm5a8 | t5_2to41 | 41 | steffth: TIFU thinking I witnessed the start of an alien invasion
Happened early this morning.
So for a bit of context, I am not a UFO or alien nut. I'm open to the possibility, I have watched the Bob Lazar stuff and either he is an amazing liar or there's something to his claims but I do not (usually) live in fear of... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1648512773 | 1648578573 | t3_tqn4r6 | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting chemical burns on my penis before having sex for the first time.
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Jabba-666-: A pleasant surprise to wax yourself clean shaven? I don’t think girls are really even into that for the most part lol lookin like a Lil boy
5Im4r4d0r: I'm bushy beyond belief. But that's good to know that i... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1648513977 | 1648514120 | t3_tqnibn | t5_2to41 | 7 | Small-Border2258: TIFU, by infecting myself with PinWorms
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Specialist-Orange-59: Lmaooo what??
Small-Border2258: fml, my ass is still itchy.
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1648514122 | 1648565305 | t3_tqnk0z | t5_2to41 | 8,498 | Wazooby: TIFU by telling my family I don’t mind my wife’s bush in my face.
TIFU by telling my family I don’t mind my wife’s bush in my face.
This was actually a week ago, on my birthday. My wife and I, along with her sister, went over to my parents house before going to a hockey game and we had gotten onto the subject... | 14 | 607 | |
1648513070 | 1648530436 | t3_tqn82g | t5_2to41 | 17 | CoffeeIsMyCalling: TIFU by eating breakfast
When you work an early job and aren’t a morning person, sometimes when you first wake up you don’t want to eat. But I try to eat something because I know I’ll get hungry at work.
So I try to find something quick. It’s often a bagel.
So I grab a bagel out of the bread box ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1648515179 | 1648516200 | t3_tqnvlo | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing my darkness secrets with my counselor
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LuuPie: Half of therapy is telling what's been hidden unsaid, but the other half is supposed to be him responding to that. Also, aren't they sworn to confidentiality no matter what you discuss?
thehatguy1: It varies from state to state but if ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648518399 | 1648526650 | t3_tqouta | t5_2to41 | 16 | West_Sector_666: TIFU by scratching my behind
So, it was a few days ago, but I'm still feeling it. I got strep throat a few days ago, so my nose was runny and stuff. I didn't have any tissues near me, so I wiped my nose with my bare hand (mistake #1). Then, I didn't wash my hands (yeah, gross but I was doing something ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1648518977 | 1648859804 | t3_tqp13l | t5_2to41 | 1,097 | ThesisThrowaway69: TIFU by helping a friend with their thesis, destroying our friendship
Throwaway because plagiarism in my field could mean career over, and mandatory "this didn't happen today" but has in fact happened over the last year and a half. I have been regretting it since.
So, quick backstory, I (27M) live w... | 9 | 121.888889 | |
1648516721 | 1648535981 | t3_tqoclt | t5_2to41 | 44 | Visible_Seesaw_6308: TIFU by pretending to be a bird in the swimming pool after swimming 3 miles
Context: I (22F) am a first semester senior studying avian sciences.
I fucking love birds. They have been my best friends since I was 9 years old. I have won many awards, knowledge things, etc because of how far I will g... | 4 | 11 | |
1648520678 | 1648580667 | t3_tqpjwy | t5_2to41 | 3 | Able_Interview_7855: TIFU by making a “boner joke”
Quick disclaimer: this wasn’t today but it was in September at the beginning of the school year. Also I’m using a throwaway account so nobody I know personally finds out about this.
I am a 14M and I have a friend 14F. We’re out during recess and doing normal teena... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1648520492 | 1648526747 | t3_tqphxf | t5_2to41 | 5 | C0II1n: TIFU by completely embarrassing and exposing myself in front of my crush.
TIFU by completely embarrassing myself in front of my classroom crush.
I (male) am a freshman in college and am currently in a higher order math class due to my major’s requirements. The professor I have for this class is completely inad... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1648526656 | 1648527623 | t3_tqrag0 | t5_2to41 | 46 | Dustin4vn: TIFU giving my coworker/friend who I liked stalking vibe
My coworker and I've been friends for a few months. I am always nice to her, I get Boba (Asian desert drinks) every time I see her at work, go out of my way to help her out at work. There was a depressing time in my life and I've admitted to her that I... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1648527712 | 1648528354 | t3_tqrkpn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Exiting a Chat on a Chat With Strangers Website
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CALsHero09: U good.
YesterdayYes: Yes, sorry. I was word vomiting a bit
| 3 | 1 | |
1648529864 | 1648574948 | t3_tqs5l6 | t5_2to41 | 88 | embracethestupidity: TIFU by finally losing my marbles and misplacing my watch
Was about to head out and wanted to put my watch on. Went to the charger to grab it and it wasn't there. Oh OK I must have put it on the table. Nope not there either. Did I take it off and put it by the side table, no. Had I put it ... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1648533155 | 1648566504 | t3_tqszit | t5_2to41 | 1,535 | Raileoma: TIFU by not getting a check-up after stomach pain
So obviously this did not happen today but last week.
I would like to stress beforehand that everybody should be careful about stomach pain and it is advised that you go see a doctor if possible.
Well i did not do this. Everything started with some mild stoma... | 11 | 139.545455 | |
1648535597 | 1648602075 | t3_tqtkey | t5_2to41 | 91 | mbanks388: TIFU by going to therapy
So I’ve had kind of a hard life. I won’t get into specifics but a lot of what happened in my childhood has left me with scars that I am constantly trying to remedy. I find my issues to be deeply embarrassing, and that fact alone has kept me from pursuing relationships with people and... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1648534871 | 1648539763 | t3_tqteez | t5_2to41 | 39 | Low-Lemon7998: TIFU by using lb instead of kg when weighing my luggage
Not a major fucked up, but it's stupid and I'm so angry at myself.
I'm flying tomorrow so I'm packing my bags. I've bought 20kg's check in baggage and there's a 7kg hand carry include. I thought 27kg would be enough since I only had some clothes an... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1648537910 | 1648624245 | t3_tqu3mc | t5_2to41 | 349 | dukkham: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that her compliments were probably because she didn't want to make me feel bad
I(22M) have a girlfriend (20F) that loves me so much. I have self esteem issues and I felt like I don't deserve her compliments. So I tried finding explanations for why she's complimenting me like that.... | 8 | 43.625 | |
1648542202 | 1648582381 | t3_tqv24a | t5_2to41 | 42,653 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing the crows in my city to hate police officers
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untrustworthycrow: Everett, WA?
Crows tell other crows, too. It lasts for generations.
EverettSeahawk: Was gonna say I thought this story sounded familiar. Guess we found the culprit. https://www.heraldnet.com/news/angry-birds-target-po... | 13 | 3,281 | |
1648536699 | 1648547252 | t3_tqttfc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling her how I feel
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BenidormSolana: This isn’t a fuck up it’s just life. Now you know.
8-_---_-8: I appreciate that, I just still feel a little scummy about it. And feel like it was very childish of me but you live and you learn.
BenidormSolana: You do live and learn.
What matters now i... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1648545020 | 1648547619 | t3_tqvoc8 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Wale_Dinton: TIFU - left ovulation tests for timing my pills out
This happened on Sunday. Mother's Day in the UK.
I've started taking some meds in the luteal phase (time between ovulation and the least fun day of the month for us women). I take them to quell all the horrid PMS symptoms (migraines, IBS, night sweats, g... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1648557833 | 1648564014 | t3_tqywza | t5_2to41 | 8 | Throwaway15923456: Tifu by walking in on my sister naked.
This happened a few hours ago
Im 18 years old and my sister is 17.We both have our own rooms but our grandparents came to visit for a few months and took my sister's room.I have a king sized bed so she moved in with me for a few months.
So,today i was doing m... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1648558407 | 1648568666 | t3_tqz35x | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a chat from someone on Reddit.
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overweight_doggo_69: Call 911
nevaehorlleh: Police will do nothing with online stalking.
| 3 | 8.333333 | |
1648560422 | 1648560572 | t3_tqzq1c | t5_2to41 | 9 | Zestyclose-Court-265: TIFU by calling a girl a bitch
I was in class with my friends, and one of them touched me and told me that there was meat on their hands, to be specific, goat brains. I got instantly angered and ran out of the classroom and cleaned up myself, as a vegetarian. After this, I came back, and this one ... | 3 | 3 | |
1648563870 | 1648589504 | t3_tr0x8r | t5_2to41 | 11,804 | Lynchinizer: TIFU by watching Oscars with my wife
TL;DR: a millionaire slapped another millionaire and I got into trouble.
This happened just a couple days ago during the Oscars and honestly I am still not quite sure what I did wrong but my wife was pissed off and gave me the silent treatment for a full day. We where... | 12 | 983.666667 | |
1648564710 | 1648569365 | t3_tr1n6f | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by being overly sensitive
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-Stormcloud-: Just own it dude, be like 'damn you're so good at that I couldn't control myself', then see if she wants you to reciprocate.
Cool_Dark_Place: This. If she wasn't IMMEDIATELY wanting you to do the deed as soon as you were "fully chubbed", then she would h... | 3 | 3 | |
1648566841 | 1648602505 | t3_tr42s6 | t5_2to41 | 182 | Viniox: TIFU By not checking myself before wrecking myself…
TIFU By not checking myself before wrecking myself…
My wife is gone for work so tonight I decided on a simple dinner. I went ahead and threw a frozen pizza in the oven… Once it was done I got 3 large slices on double paper plates (Yes I skipped the step where... | 6 | 30.333333 | |
1648568954 | 1648607570 | t3_tr51wf | t5_2to41 | 8,652 | theincredibleholke: TIFU by not using a condom
Obligatory this happened about a month ago, but I’m feeling the effects today.
So a little background, I live in a pretty rural area that has some smaller college towns scattered around it. I spent a lot of my life there, but my cousin (and closest friend) grew up in the ... | 14 | 618 | |
1648570177 | 1648571836 | t3_tr5xkq | t5_2to41 | 15 | Orange-Marmoset: TIFU by flossing my teeth
A little bit of backstory: I play rugby (as a lock if that means anything to anybody) and about a week and a half ago, I tackled a runner who got through our line from behind. As she was going down, I got kicked in cheek/jaw area pretty hard. Got the wind knocked out of me and... | 5 | 3 | |
1648570961 | 1648573527 | t3_tr6n1j | t5_2to41 | 3 | Generaltsoa: TIFU my marriage
So the wife and I went to Ireland to visit the in-laws, haven't seen them in just over 2 years because of the pandemic. We were there for two weeks, 1 week in Dublin at the one sisters home and the other in Derry at the other sisters home. The Derry sister and I always hit it off, there wa... | 3 | 1 | |
1648570644 | 1648581717 | t3_tr6d3y | t5_2to41 | 12 | BlacksmithGamer: TIFU by forgetting to wear my boots to school
So I’m 22 M going to a welding course for about 2 months so far. I woke up late today and in my panic to get to school I forgot to put on my heavy leather boots. So when I get to school we are told by the instructor that we are cleaning the welding tables. ... | 4 | 3 | |
1648571584 | 1648575915 | t3_tr6w9d | t5_2to41 | 7 | Accurate-Ad4400: TIFU by sleeping with the friend of the girl I like
So this whole thing has actually happened 2 weeks ago but I've just realised it might help writing it down and I thought that it's appropriate to post here.
Around 4 weeks ago (2 weeks before the fuck up) I went to this club with a friend on a S... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1648571403 | 1648745294 | t3_tr6son | t5_2to41 | 8 | ramblingalone: TIFU by smelling a sock on my bed
This happened Sunday. I'm doing laundry all day while being in and out running around. Meanwhile my wife, young daughter, and 18yo son are working on other things throughout the house. I had to show my son how to clean the pool before I left for an errand, so I showed hi... | 4 | 2 | |
1648571542 | 1648662393 | t3_tr6vr3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by making a horribly embarrassing situation even worse.
PreL:DR - I teach for 80% of my wages, fast food and random tutoring sessions the other twenty. This FU is all mine, and at a job I spent most of my life preparing for. A career. One where I'd like to say I finally got good at after some ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1648572989 | 1648579125 | t3_tr92a2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | ShmeatDealer: TIFU by making a Phone Call to a potential Employer
Tl;Dr: I have a Job interview tomorrow and the only person from this company I have any contact with was upset that I called her for more information, and then she insulted my intelligence.
>I fucked up
So, in the past, with corporate jobs, I’ve ha... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1648574564 | 1648575289 | t3_tra5h4 | t5_2to41 | 35 | shibesanon: TIFU by dropping my keys.
Update: I got another iced coffee and am making the long drive back home. I’ll try to stop at the same truck stop if I can.
This happened fairly recently, and by recently I mean an hour ago and I’m still reeling from the fact. It’s disgusting and no matter how much I wash my hand... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1648575377 | 1648576879 | t3_tragk9 | t5_2to41 | 956 | 500_Shames: TIFU by instructing all of my company's upper management to look at a list of vibrators during a meeting.
I'm a biomedical engineer, I make cool medical devices. A really, really important part of developing medical devices is to understand the necessary regulations to ensure that the FDA doesn't drop the h... | 3 | 318.666667 | |
1648578492 | 1648600740 | t3_trdtrx | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my boyfriend head
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[deleted]: I remember my first beej
tinker_booty: same, this wasn't my first one tho
[deleted]: How old are you? Sounds like you haven’t given too many. Either that or I’m just jealous of how you could be buzzing for the entire night.
tinker_booty: bro i've given hu... | 7 | 4.857143 |
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