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1648578800 | 1648612501 | t3_tre2ue | t5_2to41 | 4,459 | throaway1838493939: TIFU but have such an intense orgasm, I forgot what was up my ass.
Ok so here it goes. Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So I'm stuck at home isolating and felt a little.. yinno, like I wanted to fool around. Well I live alone and not ashamed to say I have a wide variety of sex toys and things I like... | 12 | 371.583333 | |
1648580136 | 1648583651 | t3_trekbz | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny on Reddit
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cantthinkofone09: Please please do not do this. You are a child. Even if you didn’t intend on doing anything, then it can feed into a pedophile approaching you and traumatising you. You aren’t just a horny teenager, 13 is a child.
Decent_Establishment: Not to mention t... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1648583204 | 1648596733 | t3_trfvzv | t5_2to41 | 71 | busboy99: TIFU By not waiting to see someone at an urgent care and forfeiting thousands of dollars in settlement money.
Not today, but the implications of my decision-making became known today.
This past December, I went to Colorado to enjoy some time with my family, snowboarding, and some all-around beautiful nature... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1648584080 | 1648622965 | t3_trgtwc | t5_2to41 | 8 | romaoriginal: TIFU by throwing a plastic water bottle at my mom after she scared me
This just happened like less than ten minutes ago. For context, it’s like one of those ones you buy at Walmart - like the recyclable ones. She also has really bad arthritis, so I immediately felt bad as soon as I did it even though it w... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648586087 | 1648620199 | t3_trjj1b | t5_2to41 | 40 | BrandonMac97: TIFU by not dealing with an ingrown toenail which led to me tearing a muscle in my groin.
This started 8 months ago when I was playing football (soccer) and ended up with a ingrown toenail, I get them frequently but have always been able to deal with them myself. This one I couldn't get out and stupidly l... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1648586349 | 1648602392 | t3_trjmfo | t5_2to41 | 287 | bondmemebond_2: TIFU by shaving my thighs
It all started on a Monday afternoon, me being the stupid guy that I am thought to myself if it would be a good idea to shave my thighs. I have really hairy legs in general and the thighs were no exception, pretty standard for a guy tbh.
Most people would use maybe shaving cr... | 4 | 71.75 | |
1648587417 | 1648612163 | t3_trksk2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Old-Dress-6500: TIFU should i have the yolo mentality or take the high road
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Sum-Duud: If you can’t be honest then I guess you risk being caught in a lie. As a parent I’ll say if you don’t like the living situation, bounce. If you want to live under my house then respect my rules. If you’re paying rent or some... | 8 | 0.625 | |
1648587513 | 1648589240 | t3_trkyfr | t5_2to41 | 14 | HelenGinevra: TIFU by making spaghetti..
My husband and I have a system that works for us. Every night I make his lunch for work and set it in the fridge for him so he can just grab and go. He gets up normally at 230a or 3a at the latest and is shortly out the door after that so making his lunch is one less thing has t... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1648588125 | 1648596205 | t3_trm188 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU I literally drank hand sanitizer
TL;DR I drank hand sanitizer and now I don’t feel good at all
No joke like I was messing around with my friends and took it and it was one of those spray bottle ones and I sprayed it in my mouth a couple of times and then fucking drank it. Barely anything but like stil... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1648590158 | 1648627065 | t3_trnlz4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching my girlfriend
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sampjennings: Those boundaries are weird as hell
Also, sleeping together while not even allowing each other to touch each other is dumb
Also, I've never understood this weird hangup surrounding sex
CykaCykaCkaBlyat: Yea it's dumb
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1648591488 | 1648604935 | t3_trp05l | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bro_with_a_fro13: TIFU By being honest
This fuck up happened a half hour ago.
So I’m going to the tire shop in my area to get my new tire put on my car. (The shop charges $50 for a used one and $100 for a new one. This is important later.)
So the mechanics in the shop change the tires outside and it was particularl... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1648595263 | 1648596893 | t3_trsel5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | darkinanotherworld: TIFU by forgetting to shave my legs before an MRI
I (30f) had an MRI scheduled today - I was running late so I rushed the coffee, and the shower.
When I got there I had to remove all my clothes except for my shirt and underwear. They didn't even give me a nighty gown.
as I changed I realized I for... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1648595645 | 1648603986 | t3_trsj43 | t5_2to41 | -7 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting to my best friend I used to have feelings for her
I've been close friends with this girl for a few years now, and until maybe half a year ago had some deep feels for her. I knew it wasn't reciprocated and didn't want to fuck up a perfectly good friendship, though, so like any adult with a m... | 13 | -0.538462 | |
1648596268 | 1648767724 | t3_trsqcm | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking away from a great girl?
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ilaughatgas: Your opening two paragraphs make you sound like a pig. Good luck finding anyone, let alone a "road apple".
How can you get to 50 and still think this attitude is going to get you anywhere?
Radiodaize: You've heard of something called "humor" be... | 10 | 0.1 | |
1648596809 | 1648598133 | t3_trswxw | t5_2to41 | 8 | Raspbers: TIFU by purchasing a car that hadn't been fully inspected yet.
This actually started yesterday. I've been searching for a new car for weeks. My brother bought my car but I'm driving it until I find a new one. But there's a used car drought and because I've been driving the same make/model for 15 years and jus... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648598051 | 1649844339 | t3_trtbbl | t5_2to41 | 22,648 | throwaway33838383828: TIFU by buying used panties
I am usually a quite shy guy, hence the throwaway account. I don't really have the need to share this kind of story publicly, but this is worth sharing.
A few days back, I ordered used panties from the internet. There is this more or less anonymous local website, where... | 15 | 1,509.866667 | |
1648601454 | 1648627157 | t3_trud7q | t5_2to41 | 1,316 | [deleted]: TIFU by scheduling a date with really beautiful woman who speaks absolutely no English. I don’t speak any other language besides English.
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Longjumping_Bed2907: Bro easy, just download a translator app. And you’re good as gold. Don’t choke.
Bard_Bromance_Club: Or do, we don't kink shame here
Longjum... | 5 | 263.2 | |
1648603152 | 1648606548 | t3_truvt4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | report_samen: TIFU by being an intern at New York Times
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loveyabunches: Was this in America? That doesn’t even seem legal. I was a journalism intern/major too (not for the NYT). Everything about this is highly unethical.
ratoris: It’s not legal per se, but the interns don’t know that so they get away with it.
... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1648603925 | 1648626935 | t3_trv3vo | t5_2to41 | 222 | austinisbatman: tifu “selling” a Dog Trailer
I posted a dog trailer that you pull behind your bike on Facebook Marketplace. I had already bought it used for $60. Myself being an asshole posted it at $100 then dropped the price to $75. Was hoping I could swing it so I could break even on my time using it.
Some guy who... | 5 | 44.4 | |
1648605436 | 1648607064 | t3_trvku6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Mr-Dum: TIFU by Sticking a Screwdriver into an Extension Cord
Disclaimer: This story actually happened a few years ago but I can't let it be unheard.
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During the good and shit (mostly shit) years of my middle school experience, I had somehow landed myself the position of the main light board operator of m... | 3 | 5 | |
1648606856 | 1648615471 | t3_trw0ug | t5_2to41 | 69 | Jfqlending: TIFU by sending nudes to my pastor
I was taking some steamy pictures of my girlfriend. With her permission, I sent some pictures to a friend on Snapchat. I didn’t pay attention and sent them all to a pastor whose married. (To be fair my friend and pastor have a very similar username.) I didn’t notice it at ... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1648607449 | 1648631162 | t3_trw7bf | t5_2to41 | 1,427 | bananamonke33: TIFU by Sh*tting my bed
So today I woke up at 8 am and I was really disoriented because i’d taken double the melatonin I usually take. This is key to the story.
I started waking up slowly, realizing I needed to use the bathroom so I waltzed my way to the bathroom only to look in the mirror and find out... | 5 | 285.4 | |
1648609765 | 1648636468 | t3_trwws1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Bikeman284: TIFU by insulting someone's last name
Some friends are selling snacks at school and once we were in typing class someone wanted to buy something so they (I'll call them Thomas which isn't their actual name) sat next to one of my friends. They were talking but he was "sold out" (Thomas owed them like 5 dolla... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1648611537 | 1648613169 | t3_trxf8e | t5_2to41 | 20 | Emir_Tekin: TIFU by made my parents come pick me up when I was drunk.
I am not really an alcoholic guy.But yesterday I was hanging out with my friend and he said "What about a drink ?".I said okay we bought wine and beers and of course we got drunk. My parents were worried and they called me and my friend.I did not... | 5 | 4 | |
1648611279 | 1648688023 | t3_trxcki | t5_2to41 | 43 | Toka972: TIFU a shitty situation
Ah... I was reading a story about a girl having beads problem and it reminded me of a fantastic story that happened to a friend a few years ago... Let's call him Jojo. It happened when we were 21/22, just before the first iPhone.
Jojo was a real player. He hooked up with at least a di... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1648614004 | 1648641970 | t3_try4q9 | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Requiem of a Dream as a hormonal pregnant woman
Well I'm going to be deeply disturbed for the rest of my life. My husband works late Tue/Thurs so I decided to browse the internet for a good movie. I am a horror fan and I found that Requiem of a Dream is supposed to be a good Thriller. I had ... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1648614603 | 1648675998 | t3_tryakr | t5_2to41 | 3,596 | weslemente: TIFU by using a condom incorrectly
My wife and I got married a few months ago, but it was a couple weeks ago when the FU happened. After having sex with a condom because we aren't trying to have kids yet, I felt a lot of pain as I came. I didn't think very much of it until the next day when I started to not... | 10 | 359.6 | |
1648618823 | 1648622795 | t3_trzesy | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: tifu by asking my mom if she wanted a cream pie
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3rd-AgeDye: How is this a tifu, cream pie is literally a pie.
newaccount252: Can I give your mum a cream pie?
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1648618238 | 1648674252 | t3_trz9de | t5_2to41 | 6 | concealedriver: TIFU by mixing my prescriptions of Melatonin and Nurofen Plus
Hi I’m on mobile so sorry if there’s grammatical errors.
I’m a 19 year old male and I’m on a variety of prescriptions. Some are finished and some have repeats. The important prescriptions in this story is Melatonin (2mg) and Nurofen Plus (I... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1648625707 | 1648688127 | t3_ts12ef | t5_2to41 | 653 | ViperThreat: TIFU by buying a bottle of lube.
As is tradition, this didn't happen today, but it did happen a few days ago.
A friend of mine recently broke up with his long-time girlfriend (8 years). He asked her three times to marry him, and after the 3rd "no", he finally walked away.
Our network of friends are all ... | 13 | 50.230769 | |
1648640990 | 1648661268 | t3_ts4neo | t5_2to41 | 3,900 | daydreamer_at_large: TIFU by forgetting I use electricity while sleeping
A week ago I got both a text and an email from the electricity company warning that between the hours of 05:00 and 07:00 on this specific day my area would have no electricity due to repairs or maintenance, something like that. I considered this b... | 12 | 325 | |
1648644475 | 1648646555 | t3_ts5o2t | t5_2to41 | 25 | Formal_Amoeba_8030: TIFU by getting a great tattoo
Original FU about 3 years ago, but effects are ongoing.
I have tattoos. I like getting them - they tell a story about my life and they all have meaning. I’m also very much an introverted nerd, so I decided to get a series of organic molecules tatted onto my arm. They ... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1648645880 | 1648676475 | t3_ts64h0 | t5_2to41 | 237 | [deleted]: TIFU wearing dirty clothes
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shit_master: Doesn't matter, had sex
white94rx: This is the way
cao3000: This is the way.
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1648645980 | 1648653528 | t3_ts65l8 | t5_2to41 | 377 | d-nihl: TIFU by drugging my girlfriend through her vagina
Obligatory this did not happen today but rather a few weeks ago, and now after putting two and two together it also happened once last year.
Now I'm sure we all know how amazing heroin is, which is why they tell you not to do it, but I'll be damned if someone ... | 6 | 62.833333 | |
1648648294 | 1648649788 | t3_ts6wxe | t5_2to41 | 10 | Thrillhouse_typ: Tifu by being an idiot at the gas station
I was at the gas station to fill in some gasoline. So I drove to it and seeing there were only two gas pumps which had the one gas type I needed. But there was a guy standing with his car and blocking both of the gas pumps. So I had to wait, because the other g... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648659802 | 1648762134 | t3_ts744h | t5_2to41 | 177 | mitragy_king: I do not know why you're getting downvoted. It's fucking gross.
Dixiehusker: Because wanting to wank yourself and a desire to forcefully prey on someone are pretty far from being related, even if they are both sexual and "gross". Now if he did it while looking at someone through a peep hole at work I'd sa... | 30 | 5.9 | |
1648649496 | 1648668955 | t3_ts7bya | t5_2to41 | 6,514 | Krailin7: TIFU making a Will Smith joke.
This did actually happen today. It was 3AM this morning and my daughter, who is 1, had thrown up late the night before.
For context, my wife tends to think I am to blame whenever our kid feels nauseous because we roughhouse and I spin her around, flip her upside down, etc.
T... | 6 | 1,085.666667 | |
1648654278 | 1648656748 | t3_ts92b7 | t5_2to41 | 35 | insipid-dragon-cla: TIFU: I think I fucked up my lungs by using disposable vapes.
Didn’t do my research before vaping smh. I quit vaping a month ago but am still experiencing persistent shortness of breath. Went to doctor two weeks ago and am going on on weekend to collect CT scan and blood test since I’ve been busy wi... | 13 | 2.692308 | |
1648655155 | 1648656492 | t3_ts9dtq | t5_2to41 | 33 | --_---_-_---_--: TIFU by leaving the bathroom door open
Using a throwaway as my friends know about my real account, also on mobile, so excuse any poor formatting please.
So, this actually took place today, a few minutes ago to be precise.
I've not been feeling too well for the past two days, having to go to the bathr... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1648656235 | 1648658160 | t3_ts9s7b | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by uploading porn to YouTube
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dpg3456: Very nice.
Narrow-Big7087: 
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1648657573 | 1648683474 | t3_tsaa3l | t5_2to41 | -20 | ThrowableExceptionn: TIFU By going through with a happy ending massage despite being newly/happily married
I (24M) was getting a massage from the local physiotherapy wellness clinic, I've been very comfortable there as everyone seemed very professional and gave excellent massages, I've come here almost 10 times and alw... | 7 | -2.857143 | |
1648658534 | 1648687342 | t3_tsamxo | t5_2to41 | 25 | DietDrBleach: TIFU by suffocating myself with bananas
So yesterday, I was in a chemistry laboratory class, and the project was to synthesize a compound called amyl acetate, which is what makes banana taffy smell like… well, bananas.
Since the reaction takes an hour to complete, we need to make sure that we actually m... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1648662631 | 1648686260 | t3_tsc4zu | t5_2to41 | 14,315 | xFatTofu: TIFU by jerking off to random NSFW subs
Almost every night I scroll reddit on mobile before going to bed. And let's say that some of these nights I look for NSFW stuff on reddit before going to bed. Sometimes the two mix together into a fun time.
I use Boost for Reddit, there's a button that lets you go to r... | 11 | 1,301.363636 | |
1648663695 | 1648705344 | t3_tscjv3 | t5_2to41 | 210 | prankdadgonewrong: TIFUpdate - Two years on - Prank on my son went wrong
Just over two years ago, a well planned, elaborate prank on my son Josh went disastrously wrong. The original post is here - it's not very safe for work.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/esbpua/tifu_by_pranking_my_son](https://www.reddit.c... | 6 | 35 | |
1648668715 | 1648679142 | t3_tsf620 | t5_2to41 | 234 | [deleted]: TIFU by using recalled Costco flushable wipes for many many months.
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human_steak: Get that hairy ass a bidet. Changed my hairy-ass life.
CrypticCrocodiles: My wife has one on her toilet! I should get one too you’re right! (separate bathrooms) 🚽
mrb4: What kind of heinous toilet crimes are you commi... | 6 | 39 | |
1648673134 | 1648698260 | t3_tsis2f | t5_2to41 | 68 | POKEGAMERZ9185: TIFU By Pushing My Dad To His Absolute Limit
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akaKinkade: It is probably worth talking to a doctor or a therapist, too. While you might just be acting lazy and irresponsible, there is a decent chance depression is contributing to it.
StressFart: Well, maybe he wouldn't be so depressed bif he c... | 19 | 3.578947 | |
1648673683 | 1648675437 | t3_tsizee | t5_2to41 | 120 | Jalgorth: TIFU by using Twitter for porn
Since I was younger (12-13) I have watched or consumed porn in some way on a relatively consistent basis. It wasn't so much of a problem in the past and I would say I have had a 'somewhat questionable' relationship with it.
Last year, my wife and I talked about it and how the ... | 6 | 20 | |
1648674427 | 1648685028 | t3_tsj9pb | t5_2to41 | 39 | savage_Atlas: TIFU by confessing how I felt to a coworker
At work I have this coworker I had a crush on since he started work at the company a few months ago. He's a chill guy, hardworker, has asked me for help a couple of times and has a really smooth and deep voice that just makes my heart leap.
He never made his s... | 3 | 13 | |
1648674402 | 1648675596 | t3_tsj9dk | t5_2to41 | 18 | reginald-pooftah: TIFU by making a fifi
So there I was. At work a few days ago plugging away at my boring desk job. I had come in a little late, so I was staying late to make up my time. It’s about 4:15, and everyone else left around 3:30. So I decide, “hey, I’m gonna pop on reddit and ride out the last hour or so of m... | 3 | 6 | |
1648675189 | 1648844936 | t3_tsjjy8 | t5_2to41 | 20,454 | Buttplug_Rookie: TIFU by passing gas while wearing a buttplug then screaming at my boss.
Obligatory this happened yesterday not today. Also throwaway account because I'm appalled....
So recently my partner (32M) and I (27F) started experimenting with anal play. Nothing too crazy. I purchased some anal trainer plugs th... | 17 | 1,203.176471 | |
1648675334 | 1648996678 | t3_tsjlxq | t5_2to41 | 9,924 | EGotti: TIFU Going to the Dentist After Rough Oral
Last night, the bae and I engaged in our adult sexy pleasures. However, this time the alcohol gave me super deep throating powers. My gag reflex was practically non existent, so of course… I kept doing it for at least half an hour. Very unlike me. Great night, no fuck ... | 16 | 620.25 | |
1648675637 | 1648739200 | t3_tsjpv9 | t5_2to41 | 270 | dicktearer884: TIFU by trying to shave my ball hair before a BJ
This happened last week.
I [23M] met a girl [22F] (let’s call her M) at a park 5 months ago. We hit off and we had similar interests and everything was going well.
Last week she came over to my house at around 8PM just to chill and Netflix. Around 40-5... | 4 | 67.5 | |
1648675789 | 1648685339 | t3_tsjrva | t5_2to41 | 19 | Itchy_Word_1523: TIFU by leaving condoms in my drawer
Literally just happened and it is so emberassing, like I [m19] took these condoms for literally no reason and they were just in my drawer. Idk why I didn't remove them because my mom freaked out and she come down to talk to me. I understood right away what was happe... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1648679400 | 1648688869 | t3_tsl2li | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off & coming early
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bubba7557: Young people over share, not just a little but by a mile. This might be a mild tifu but god damn no one wants to hear about it
Kiwiana_Az: Rightt???
This is barely fucking up..."oh no I jizzed on myself" get over yourself op lmfao
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1648680153 | 1648680392 | t3_tslbx9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | FearlessBuy21: TIFU by sending an email with too much confidence
Obligatory: This did happen about 2 hours ago and sorry for the formatting, phone user.
So, Today I had to send an email for an approval to VP of IT for server room access for a Director. But, I saw the form and it had to dates:
Server access start date... | 3 | 2 | |
1648680448 | 1648788446 | t3_tslfkf | t5_2to41 | 319 | rumbrave55: TIFU by asking my apartment complex for a free carpet cleaning
I've lived in the same apartment in Austin, Tx since 2010 and in that entire time, I never knew you could ask your apartment to clean your carpets. In February 2020, I went month to month, hoping to purchase a home by July that year. Then Covid ... | 10 | 31.9 | |
1648690897 | 1648695046 | t3_tsori7 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Willowed-Wisp: TIFU by Underestimating a Kitten
First off, I want to preface this by saying this was a lovely kitten, just very feisty, highly stimulated, and not yet neutered. This was my fault, not his, he was just being a cat.
So, my parents and I have been looking for a cat to join our family after losing another ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1648691693 | 1648692013 | t3_tsp0cb | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a vid of my erect dick on my GF’s Snapchat story
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Sparkmoon713: Do the colors match or is it like green and orange?
2lefshuz: Lmfao🤣
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1648694424 | 1648696512 | t3_tspuq6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not tightening my radiator cap.
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EtherialTear: RIP OP
Dolomight206: Yo wtf
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1648694432 | 1648765817 | t3_tsput7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting slip my terrible humor personality onto some friends I just met
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TerminallyBlonde: Did you tell them that you have "no trouble" using racially offensive terms?
ContractCompleted: Yes, but I still feel like I took a large step and messed up.
TerminallyBlonde: I would not like someone ... | 10 | 0.4 | |
1648697303 | 1648699032 | t3_tsqpme | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with the nextdoor neighbor
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-Ernie: Few continuity errors in this story…
TerribleThrowaway69: I did my best to summarize!
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1648696807 | 1648706502 | t3_tsqkhl | t5_2to41 | 14 | DesertSpringtime: TIFU by not asking the real estate agent how offers are selected
So, today my husband and me went to visit some houses that were put up on sale by a social housing entity (France) so the prices are really good. One of the houses has a spectacular garden. They are all basically the same except for the ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1648698655 | 1648701663 | t3_tsr3zj | t5_2to41 | 321 | pmontgomery89: TIFU by not picking up a toothpick
This happened yesterday, but finished up today. I build guitar amps, and use toothpicks to check tubes for microphonics. A few days ago, I was working on an amp and spilled my toothpicks onto a carpeted floor, and hurriedly put a bunch back, but not all of them. Fast fo... | 6 | 53.5 | |
1648699730 | 1648767815 | t3_tsrfdg | t5_2to41 | 20 | your1andonlyhomie: TIFU when i ate the worlds spiciest gummy bear unprepared
A little backstory: I love spicy food! and I can handle it very well but this THING was different. It was my birthday today and what I got was this thing called "lil' nitro" (standing about 9 million on the Scoville scale) and this thing was m... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1648699828 | 1648720548 | t3_tsrgda | t5_2to41 | 12 | Significant-Seaweed4: TIFU by getting in a food fight and loosing my best friend
So this wasent today but a couple months ago. A friend stole my food in the cafeteria so then I pour his water on his bagel. He then proceeds to stuff it in my lunch. I throw it at him and it nails him in the side. He returns fire I aim at... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1648698709 | 1648856690 | t3_tsr4j3 | t5_2to41 | 2,453 | neumeii: TIFU having a tug of war with my ferret over a dildo
This just happened 10 minutes ago.
I was keeping an eye on my ferrets while my boyfriend made dinner. I didn't notice that one of them, Monty, was climbing up my closet. When I tried to grab him he got a hold of one of my silicone dildos. I just have it in a... | 10 | 245.3 | |
1648702816 | 1648735949 | t3_tss9xp | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by drinking two body armors at school and $hit myself
I was in summer school taking extra classes in a different school I have never been in before to graduate early. Durning lunch I had chugged two body armors and if anyone has had these before knows that these will some times destroy your insides and ... | 4 | 2 | |
1648708129 | 1648710808 | t3_tstl6c | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying pre-bagged broccoli
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Critical_Push_594: Get over it.
Jordmore: Who shat in ye cereal?
Critical_Push_594: You did
Jordmore: Woah im currently taking a massive one right now too. Welp get that cereal ready
| 5 | 2.6 | |
1648707046 | 1648757211 | t3_tstc3e | t5_2to41 | 73 | CommunicationGold314: tifu by accidentally buying a snake
This story is from a couple years ago but I randomly thought of it today and figured someone might get a kick out of it.
About 3 years ago, I bought a tarantula(mexican red knee for those who are curious) off a friend, except, the tank was too small for it, so t... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1648658608 | 1648726230 | t3_tsanvo | t5_2to41 | 5 | NagasShadow: TIFU by doing things the hard way
So, this just happened, as a part of my job I take inventory of cars. We have a rover, a custom cellphone, and I need to go and record the vins of every car. If you open the door on any modern car you'll see a plate with the Vin in barcode form. Except on GM cars their ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1648712720 | 1648746174 | t3_tsumuu | t5_2to41 | 11 | ReyCarminator: TIFU by going for a walk in Hawaii.
So, I'm an Italian exchange student in a Canadian-Asian Family. For Spring Break my family decides to bring me, their two sons and an other exchange student in Hawaii for vacation.
There we are hanging out on the beach, going to local restaurants, etc. Usual Hawaii stu... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1648712950 | 1648716310 | t3_tsuoit | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by accusing my boyfriend of cheating
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StoviesAreYummy: Or.
.
Or......
He really did send it and His friend just gave him a get out of jail free card.
truestgrub: It’s 100% this
truestgrub: You’ve been gaslit to hell op
| 4 | 10.25 | |
1648719555 | 1648736046 | t3_tsw3ww | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU- raccoon scare gone wrong
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RRoyale57: The fuck? Why didn’t you just piss in the shower? Dumbass.
hotseltzer: It sounds like the bathroom with the shower is in the main house, which she couldn't get to because of the raccoons.
You realize where you are, yeah? No need to call a dumbass when they... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1648721902 | 1648723486 | t3_tswmu9 | t5_2to41 | 158 | Ivy3212: TIFU I picked at my face too much and now my eye is swollen shut
I had a really stubborn pimple that I kept picking at. Wouldn’t leave it alone even after it was swollen and painful. It started getting really painful to the touch a few days ago and was really red with a big knot underneath.
I woke up this mo... | 6 | 26.333333 | |
1648726151 | 1648741235 | t3_tsxo1r | t5_2to41 | 109 | sealife1366: TIFU by telling my whole office I shit without washing my hands
Obligatory this-happened-a-few-years-ago but it’s a good story and I thought I would share.
I work at a small office, maybe 12 people total, and we all share one restroom with a few other businesses in a larger office building (there are othe... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1648731334 | 1648735847 | t3_tsz4ok | t5_2to41 | 10 | Nelly7902: TIFU by buying a new tv and took it out the box
I bought a new tv and of course I was excited to get it home. I thought it would fit in my car. I should have known better. After figuring out it would not fit in my car I was left with a couple options. I could come back with a bigger car the next day and ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648732335 | 1648781308 | t3_tszg93 | t5_2to41 | 6,456 | RunOrDieTrying: TIFU by helping a woman jump start her car
The other day I got home late at 11:30 pm, exhausted after a work meeting, and I just couldn't find a parking spot near the building whatsoever. At some point after circling hopelessly around the building and at nearby streets, I saw a woman sitting in her car ... | 14 | 461.142857 | |
1648734854 | 1648744506 | t3_tt09z2 | t5_2to41 | 552 | MrMaebart: TIFU by giving two riggers a golden shower.
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Live-Motor-4000: Did you see that crane operator throwing a turd in a bag onto a house roof?
[Link here](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/trad78/crane_operator_takes_dump_in_bag_drops_it_onto/)
MrMaebart: No. But David told me he on... | 7 | 78.857143 | |
1648737817 | 1648824249 | t3_tt1b14 | t5_2to41 | 250 | HokageJack15: TIFU Drinking mold for idk how long
Today I went to clean out my hydro flask (which I’m not very good at keeping up with cleaning it) and I noticed black spots in the plastic straw and tiny white spots in the flask itself that would not come out with water. I drink things other than water out of the hydro... | 5 | 50 | |
1648737959 | 1648746683 | t3_tt1cxa | t5_2to41 | 8 | nightwalkerxx: TIFU by shoplifting from Target
Obligatory happened 20 years ago. Since most of the posts on here are from "something that happened a while back". Might as well tell my story. Going in this, never took a penny that wasn't mine. This was my first ever attempt at "something illegal".
Worked at a target in... | 4 | 2 | |
1648741613 | 1648745220 | t3_tt2p4m | t5_2to41 | 25 | vonni_r: TIFU And bleed all over the guy I’m into
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QuietTiger662: The fact you're sharing this means you care, and if he cares enough he won't care at all, shit happens
vonni_r: Hopefully he doesn’t realise what it actually is tho, just a tad bit awkward
Bozigg: Don't sweat it. If he isn't immature, then it wo... | 5 | 5 | |
1648742234 | 1648743195 | t3_tt2wyl | t5_2to41 | 80 | SnappyBaboon: TIFU by telling a major client it's nice to see their face hole
Obligatory this happened this morning.
A little background: I'm a pizza delivery driver, and once a month, this client orders like 100 small pizzas for their staff. We've been doing this for well over 2 years, so for the better part of that, ... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1648744150 | 1648835686 | t3_tt3mo3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Potatohunter2020: Tifu by driving into another car
Yesterday my dad got a brand new car and I got my licence a year ago. Today I convinced him to let me drive to school with it. Well on my way back while parking I crashed it into another already parked car… my dad was so hyped that he got a new car because the old one ... | 4 | 2 | |
1648745944 | 1648766806 | t3_tt4aal | t5_2to41 | 17,412 | badtimenotfun: TIFU by mocking the girl I’ve been seeing for wanting sex
Right off the bat, that’s probably end game, I know.
I’ve been seeing this girl for a month or so now. We have a great time, wonderful conversations, the sex is a lot of fun, and she’s recently shown me she’s fairly kinky which is exciting.
... | 13 | 1,339.384615 | |
1648745520 | 1648747937 | t3_tt44qt | t5_2to41 | 23 | CaptianGeneralKitten: TIFU lost my teeth and went through an infinite tsukiyomi arc
TIFU Yeah so like here's the story, Imagine me just chilling here waiting for my fiancee at the train station. And I'm just browsing reddit as you do, everything is fine in the world no problems. Maybe I'm being a little bit of a wee cu... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1648746528 | 1648747232 | t3_tt4i72 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by literally throwing away $3,700.
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rdixon0310: This hurt me to read. Not because of how it was written, though. It was written well, i just felt the story a little bit too much in my soul. Sorry that happened to you, man. Maybe keep it in your bedside dresser next time or something
UrbanComman... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1648740415 | 1648763180 | t3_tt299h | t5_2to41 | 29 | leaguedude123: TIFU by stuttering like a teenage girl in front of my professor
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Sparkmoon713: You stuttered like a teenage girl but you’re a teenage boy? Lmao
MigBird: Technically he's a teenage man.
Sparkmoon713: Ehh maybe if he was stuttering like a teenage woman.
MigBird: I'm talking in legal terms, here. ... | 13 | 2.230769 | |
1648750052 | 1648750841 | t3_tt5tal | t5_2to41 | 20 | warning-sign: TIFU by chugging an entire carton of pineapple juice.
So on Monday this week I was pretty hungover from a long weekend at a music festival. Logically, I checked my fridge for some hydration help. Voilà: pineapple juice from Trader Joe’s greeted me & I proceeded to down nearly the entire carton.
Unfo... | 4 | 5 | |
1648750935 | 1648955899 | t3_tt64vw | t5_2to41 | 871 | REmarkABL: TIFU by having a “Liquid Lunch“
So not actually today but the significance of a sequence of events that happened a year ago just hit me. So I used to work as a bus driver for a university, so the summers are pretty slow and one day I ended up having a long time for my lunch break, so I decided to go get some... | 9 | 96.777778 | |
1648751474 | 1648764805 | t3_tt6c80 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Aplodon: TIFU bY accidentally being racist
First I want to clarify by saying I know accidentally being racist is stil being racist and that I am not always like this and that it was an accidental outburst. Today in form this Girl ,let's call her 'Z' stole my pencil case and I know that it may seem so little, but after ... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1648752706 | 1648787933 | t3_tt6snp | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a coworker come out to her dad
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onebadmex66: So... your idea of "funny" is making jokes about someone's sexuality?
red_dit-or: Ohh for fucks sake shut up
onebadmex66: uh huh...
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1648755784 | 1648757176 | t3_tt7wqo | t5_2to41 | 10 | LostInThoughtland: TIFU by soda-boarding my roommates PS5
Last night, i couldn't decide what to play, so my roommate let me borrow his PS5. I downloaded Tiny Tina's Wonderland, had a grand time, and shut it off for the night. Little did i know, that would cost me almost $1k.
While playing, i keep the console on the fl... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648753133 | 1649507854 | t3_tt6y4j | t5_2to41 | 28 | Russian_lover1: Tifu by making myself pass out in class.
I made myself lose consciousness one time inadvertently and the experience was honestly fascinating. I was only out for 5 seconds but it was like I lived a whole different life. the experience itself is similar to dreaming, but it feels so different. Rather than... | 10 | 2.8 | |
1648758793 | 1648767841 | t3_tt90st | t5_2to41 | 70 | corgi1107: TIFU by leaving sex toys under bed while dad cleaned carpet
I (18F) still live at home. I’ve been sick the past few days with a terrible sinus infection. I usually have a pretty strong gag reflex, but last night I coughed so hard I threw up into my hand. I got up out of bed trying to hold it to my mouth but ... | 5 | 14 | |
1648759376 | 1648760849 | t3_tt98ql | t5_2to41 | 19 | ThatSpookyTree: TIFU by letting all my friends and family know that smells turn me on
I was telling my group chat about a new incense I got that instantly made me horny and I can't wait to get home and light it and they were very confused.
First friend said he never understood people getting turned on by smells.
I t... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1648759543 | 1648763497 | t3_tt9b03 | t5_2to41 | 12 | vraetzught: TIFU by eating bread crumbs
Hey all!
Didn't think I would ever have a funny story to share on this sub, but here we are. Please enjoy my misery.
I got up today, made my coffee and a pile of sandwiches for breakfast, as I do every day. As usual, I sat down on the couch, with my breakfast on the coffee tabl... | 3 | 4 | |
1648759759 | 1648760420 | t3_tt9dtb | t5_2to41 | 4 | 815UnderCity: TIFU by getting flesh peeling liquid into my oral orifice
This happened 5 min ago so I came straight here...
At work I keep yerba mate in a cup that I drink all day. Yerba Mate is a great tea that I highly recommend. I also drink several loose leaf black teas....Anyway, we have a coffee maker that dis... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1648760923 | 1648761838 | t3_tt9t6v | t5_2to41 | 82 | yourdadisabean: Welcome to TIFU Talks Episode 3! Got a fucked up story? Come and share!
NeutralDork: So nobody can hear me? Have no idea how Reddit live works
Ismokecr4k: Well duh, it'd be 1000 people screaming into a mic then. Mods control who talks, you ask them to share your story and they put you in a queue and th... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1648760573 | 1648761398 | t3_tt9ops | t5_2to41 | 9 | LavenderCrane: TIFU By making a joke about my coworker being a drug dealer.
I want this to be as brief as possible because i just feel so terrible.
I love my jobs Maintenance team. The team consists of two men named Dan and Don.
Dan is an older man, who is slowly approaching the "perverted old man" age. Don is a bit... | 3 | 3 | |
1648761274 | 1648763452 | t3_tt9xt2 | t5_2to41 | 49 | BRUTFROCK: TIFU for trusting a self proclaimed "Nice Guy"
Obligatory "this happened 8 months ago". So 8 months ago I was looking for a roommate as my old roommates were moving on to the next step in their lives, getting engaged and buying a house. By pure serendipity, it came to my attention that the land lord's brothe... | 5 | 9.8 |
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