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1648762209 | 1648776835 | t3_ttaa16 | t5_2to41 | 682 | yourdadisabean: Welcome to TIFU Talks Episode 3! Got a fucked up story? Come share!
Engedie: what's this all about?
In fact since when tf does reddit have this?
Schellsea: For about a year now
Engedie: damn
Compendyum: WHAT YEAR IS IT
Engedie: 2022 apparently
Bruhhelpmename: You sure it’s not 2202?
xMamex: are you su... | 8 | 85.25 | |
1648763001 | 1648765933 | t3_ttakc8 | t5_2to41 | 500 | [deleted]: TIFU By being a naïve child
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Feellikedancing: Can I just say, at no point did **you** fuck up here. None of this is your fault and I think you’re incredibly brave for finally sharing this.
I would really encourage you to speak to a professional about this if you are able and I hope you’re able to ... | 6 | 83.333333 | |
1648763608 | 1648764258 | t3_ttarut | t5_2to41 | 8 | FoxInternet: TIFU because I (19M) got trigger happy and bought an almost new car, just to sell it and get a brand new car.
So I think it’s safe to say that we all make that one big financial mess up during our young adulthoods. For example my sister had a baby when she had no job at 21, my dad had too many kids, and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648766491 | 1648777652 | t3_ttbsgr | t5_2to41 | 31 | GreasyBurgerLocker: TIFU by crop dusting an aisle in my local grocery store and let an old man take the heat.
My wife is leaving tomorrow for a girls weekend and she’s really swamped with work. To help her get ready I offered to go to the grocery store and pick up some items for her trip this weekend. My work load is p... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1648768252 | 1648771206 | t3_ttcden | t5_2to41 | 0 | ComplexPen1352: Tifu the girl i was seeing
Today i fucked up with her lol .
I am 21 years old , i work and live alone since 2 years now since my parents told me to get away lol .
So i was seeing this girl , same age as me , blonde , tall ,blue eyes .
It was like heaven . We had wonderful sex i have to say .
So we were... | 6 | 0 | |
1648769473 | 1648810818 | t3_ttcri5 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Final_Contribution92: TIFU by trusting a sex worker
Two days or more ago, I found an account while browsing r/asiansgonewild. Of course hornyjail™️ ensued, and I found myself engaging with a custom content account. I layer out all the nasty details of what I wanted and she agreed. Sent me all the pertinent contact info... | 20 | 2.7 | |
1648768959 | 1648771629 | t3_ttclo2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by gifting my gf of two years chocolates
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R1SKO: imagine getting upset and baiting your SO with a break up over a gift, she isn't a teenager, jesus christ. seems like she's blaming you for something else, because this is surreal to read.
chipotle_atomico: Rather, I would not say that it was bec... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1648769938 | 1648771843 | t3_ttcwt9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | NevilleToast: TIFU for sending a tinder verification code to my mom's phone
So I just turned 18 1 and half hours ago (happy birthday day to me) and the desperate me decides to download Tinder the same night.
I struggle to download Tinder cause apparently dating apps are banned on my phone (help anyone?). So i opt for... | 10 | 2.4 | |
1648771151 | 1648773903 | t3_ttdaby | t5_2to41 | -2 | JohnWarosa69420: TIFU asking a cop if they want to die
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CharisMatticOfficial: You deserve it traveling at that speed, you’re lucky you didn’t kill someone
JohnWarosa69420: Everybody travels at least 75 mph, I was just going 25 mph over what they were going. There also wasn't any other car around at the time an... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1648769736 | 1648773082 | t3_ttcuii | t5_2to41 | 8 | kragrogg: TIFU by following a tutorial on youtube instead of lecture notes
Happened a week back. I had an assignment due for one of my courses and I ended up procrastinating till few hours before deadline. I completed most of the assignment but one of the numericals with 20% points was tough and I was having hard time ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1648768812 | 1648773565 | t3_ttcjw9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Evem-Young: TIFU by drinking too much, losing my new glasses and puking uncontrollably on the Uber way home, getting home to break my bed.
So company is paying for everything at fancy restaurant, I think to myself; now this is my time to shine, I ended up buying and drinking all the most expensive foods and drinks that... | 3 | 6 | |
1648771224 | 1648773448 | t3_ttdbgc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Any-Increase-7788: TIFU by trying to kiss my best friend
I am 15 male and my best friend is 16 female.
We started talking like last year and we have been best friends, we have a group of friends, and we usually meet up at places but I always go to her house and we take public transport from there (we go and come back t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1648774062 | 1648777015 | t3_tte7x7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ash-Greninja2003: TIFU by rolling down a hill in a wheelchair while recovering from an injury
Obligatory didn’t happen today, but 2 weeks ago.
I’ll start with how I got in the wheelchair to start. About 4 or so weeks ago I had been doing a lot of training and work. Training for a sports event and working on my parents... | 3 | 4 | |
1648774815 | 1648777190 | t3_ttegd4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | YourLocaIKaren: TIFU By Moaning in the Middle of a Class Test
Alright, so;
We were in the middle of class today, working on our RICAS (the other states have the same thing, just not with the RI in it as it stands for Rhode Island) assessment, (look it up if you don’t know what it is, but it’s an extremely important co... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1648775473 | 1648776028 | t3_ttenws | t5_2to41 | 3 | VegetableBee1: TIFU by accepting a cursed pendant
This happened about 10 years ago in Brooklyn, NY. Almost every weekend, my friend (Denny) and I used to stop by this thrift store in the neighborhood. They had a great rotating inventory of old horror DVDs that we’d look through. We were making a purchase at the counter... | 3 | 1 | |
1648776399 | 1648777055 | t3_tteyjx | t5_2to41 | 63 | BPD_Betty: TIFU by eating dairy and shitting the bed.
I will preface this post by saying I have pretty bad lactose intolerance, and only eat dairy maybe once every 2-3 months. Sometimes I get really bloated but don’t get the runs. So let’s get to the story.
I (22F) had an amazing chicken Alfredo dinner from my husband... | 3 | 21 | |
1648778693 | 1648783875 | t3_ttfnqj | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my brain get the better of me at work with my partner
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truestgrub: So she got too drunk, said never again and you thought she meant literally never again 😂😂😂
missdii: This is spot on😅😅
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1648781766 | 1648840297 | t3_ttglww | t5_2to41 | 3,342 | AlbaAngle: TIFU by telling my mom my salary
I’m a teenager who work part-time in a steel factory (nightshift). They pay is really good for my age so when my mom (who I still live with) asked me if the pay was good I answered openly what my salary was. I immediately realized that I had fucked up when I saw her smile dis... | 15 | 222.8 | |
1648782544 | 1648857031 | t3_ttgugs | t5_2to41 | 4,901 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting banned from Facebook for Child Porn
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NikkiPhx: Its a shame you can't do anything anymore without having to verify x 100000. And not getting human assistance through mega corporations makes it even more difficult. Ugh!
Sorry that happened.
itsfnvintage: It's crazy how much money the... | 12 | 408.416667 | |
1648782995 | 1648828552 | t3_ttgz4j | t5_2to41 | 99 | UrbanCommando63: TIFU by literally throwing away $3,700.
Happened earlier this week, only realized it yesterday. (repost from this morning because apparently youtube link = ban post)
I sold my motorcycle, my emergency backup transportation, on March 24th. I loved the bike but it wasn't good for my new college commute ... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1648785298 | 1648792143 | t3_tthnir | t5_2to41 | 72 | starbycrit: TIFU by leaving the window open
My boyfriend and I live in a condo complex with a lot of elderly people and families. Today after the bar we were feeling super hot and I’m bisexual so part of the conversations we had in the car were that both of us had checked out the hot lady bartender while we were at the... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1648786572 | 1648790034 | t3_tti14y | t5_2to41 | 6 | Hamcheesey7: TIFU by scratching my dad's car
Today I went to get some ground cardamom, and I was trying to find a spot to park the car. I found a spot to park in front of a pole with a concrete cylinder foundation. I decided to park in reverse. This is the first time I fucked up.
Being exhausted, I reversed back into ... | 3 | 2 | |
1648793638 | 1648794983 | t3_ttjxbr | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting NSFW content with my face
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Consistent-Drink-967: Nudity is normal and you shouldn't be ashamed of it. So what if people have seen you nude? Just joke about how good you look and make light of the situation. Worse things in life than people knowing what you look like under your clothe... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1648793794 | 1648812845 | t3_ttjynu | t5_2to41 | 96 | cadetgusv: tifu by streaming to the wrong website
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PMikeee: Link?
cadetgusv: Seriously ? The stream wasn't recorded in my account to my knowledge
PMikeee: I mean to your profile. Is it on chaturbate?
cadetgusv: [can’t get worse right 😂]
Nestamahn: Man's right tho. This seems like an ad. Let's not tease pot... | 9 | 10.666667 | |
1648796670 | 1648796963 | t3_ttknx3 | t5_2to41 | 62 | JustSpeaker208: TIFU by possibly getting caught using my vibrator in the shower by my sister
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Siren_ofTitan: Everybody masturbates. Don’t be ashamed and don’t stop your bathtub shenanigans. But maybe lock the door
JustSpeaker208: It's not that I'm ashamed that I masturbate, I LOVE doing it. But that's just the... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1648798644 | 1648800418 | t3_ttl4bs | t5_2to41 | 7 | BigoofingSad: TIFU by getting a vasectomy.
I'm on mobile, so I apologize for any formatting errors. Also this happened the day before yesterday.
So for some context, I'm 23 and I already have four kids, between two different women. This procedure was necessary, I love all of my kids, and spend adequate amounts of tim... | 7 | 1 | |
1648799033 | 1649254897 | t3_ttl7h7 | t5_2to41 | 27,761 | Recommend_me_movies: TIFU by removing my girlfriend's tattoos in photoshop and realising I'm not as attracted to her as I thought and now I'm terrified for the future
TL:DR at the bottom.
Enjoy my fuck-up story, oddly enough for this sub, it did happen yesterday. Sorry for any mistakes, I'm not a native speaker.
&... | 21 | 1,321.952381 | |
1648799619 | 1648833122 | t3_ttlc9g | t5_2to41 | 236 | PleaseKindlyFuck0ff: TIFU by applying black paint to my face and dick.
Throwaway account because you'll see why. This happened last weekend but it all started about 2 years ago. My partner, let's call her X (31F) and I (28M) were invited to a close friend's Halloween party. She went dressed as Vincent van gogh and I as... | 12 | 19.666667 | |
1648807947 | 1648857843 | t3_ttn8kd | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by making an alt account to talk to a girl.
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bowtie_k: You’re kind of a creep dude. You are not going to get a response so don’t stay up waiting for one.
yukbhu333: But like how di I fix myself. I don't want to be one. Part of me feels like it's okay tho. Because I always get in those drunken s... | 11 | 2.181818 | |
1648807926 | 1648812761 | t3_ttn8dv | t5_2to41 | -1 | sleeppop: TIFU by getting my house pop
Obligatory happened like 2 years ago and this is a throw away.
So quick preface, I'm a responsible gun owners and have been raised in the south so guns arnt a mystery to me .
Anyways One night after a few beers (like 14) I crash in my bed. I sleep with my pistol next to my bed i... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1648812906 | 1648814955 | t3_ttoj3h | t5_2to41 | 20 | vmptw: TIFU by messaging someone and being forward, only to be left on seen
I feel like such an idiot. I’m sure it happens to tons of people but I don’t put myself in the position for it to happen so I’m not used to it. So my friend and I were on her tinder looking through old matches and I recognised someone from my p... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1648813783 | 1648815562 | t3_ttorza | t5_2to41 | 57 | KingDOMinator2-0: TIFU not knowing what anal bleaching was.
Tifu by not knowing what anal bleaching was.
Picture this, you are out of town for an extended period of time for work, leaving behind your very attractive girlfriend as well as your over active sex life. We are 2 weeks in for of a 6 month stint apart and al... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1648813688 | 1648919012 | t3_ttoqzi | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU and I can't believe what I did..
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BenidormSolana: Yes you were and yes you do.
And you need to completely and unconditionally apologise, and even if you do, be prepared for her to not be your friend any more.
Life lessons
I_LIKE_LITTLE_KIDS2: It depends on how forgiving she is, does it not?
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1648819640 | 1648829955 | t3_ttqnko | t5_2to41 | 33 | jondesu: TIFU by writing “chicken butt” on my kid’s bathroom counter
TIFU by writing “chicken butt” on my kid’s bathroom counter
So it’s April Fools Day today, right? And I actually F’d Up today.
I was looking up ideas for pranks to play on my kid, and I see one that suggests writing on the toilet paper a little way... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1648820413 | 1648868400 | t3_ttqxjh | t5_2to41 | 4,604 | cheeseenthusiast2: TIFU by wearing a condom and having sex with my GF
Short
So a year ago when I first met my current GF we were wearing exclusively condoms before she got on the pill. When we started doing the deed I put on my condom as I usually do and things were going until I needed to cum which I did obviously w... | 10 | 460.4 | |
1648821292 | 1648855789 | t3_ttr9aa | t5_2to41 | 14 | SAMoodie2: TIFU I got scammed out of a PS5 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾
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shadesofwolves: I ain't paying for your mistake. Pretty shitty that you'd disguise a TIFU as a plea for cash.
SAMoodie2: lmao i said i was wondering. i didn’t set up a go fund me or anything. it was just a thought i decided to put into the post.
shadesof... | 12 | 1.166667 | |
1648822333 | 1648892885 | t3_ttro4n | t5_2to41 | 12,050 | CHARLESOUTLAW: TIFU by making out with a married colleague/co-worker who's 10 yrs older than me.
So, I am a 23 yr old male (the youngest and newest in the office), my next desk colleague is a female (34 yr old and married, she's nothing super hot or anything like that, just a closeted woman who is stuck in bullshit ass... | 15 | 803.333333 | |
1648822178 | 1648840053 | t3_ttrlza | t5_2to41 | 10 | OneCat_ShortofCrazy: TIFU by not looking in the shower before I stepped in
Stepping into the shower this morning brought me face to face with one of my worst fears.
I made it as far as turning on the water when I see it. Small (maybe quarter sized), brown, and way too many legs. A spider creeps out from underneath sho... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648821702 | 1648850855 | t3_ttrf7s | t5_2to41 | 4 | Tiny_tiger_12: TIFU by wake and baking
This happened a bit ago and I’m still dying. So I live with my gf and her family but out of her siblings only her and her sister go to school in person bc of the pandemic. The other day her sister came home and said she felt shitty but after going to bed and resting for a day she ... | 4 | 1 | |
1648823674 | 1648824136 | t3_tts64u | t5_2to41 | 35 | jayrab_thearab: TIFU by getting myself and 2 friends banned for life from a waterpark.
This happened around 20 years ago so definitely not today.
I was at a local water park with a couple of friends, we were around 12 or 13 at the time, and my one friends' mom had dropped us off for the day. Everything was going we... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1648823018 | 1648863844 | t3_ttrx9k | t5_2to41 | 1,113 | TANKD873: TIFU by telling an April Fool’s joke to my fiancée’s grandmother
I love jokes. I come from a family of jokers. Today, I tried to test the waters with my fiancée’s grandmother on April Fool’s day.
I woke up to a text from her grandmother saying “happy April Fool’s day!” so of course I thought she was down t... | 11 | 101.181818 | |
1648822676 | 1648825210 | t3_ttrsnq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself Salmonella bacteria
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Slash_Raptor92: I feel your pain bro. I got salmonella when I was 4 from my older half sister's pet turtle. I must not have washed my hands properly after playing with it.
Skilinger: It's a nightmare, kinda glad you experienced it earlier in your life rathe... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1648782804 | 1648841226 | t3_ttgx6e | t5_2to41 | 11 | PsykoGoddess: TIFU by visiting my old work place
I've already been stressed with starting both trade school and a job in the same week so now I'm literally doing some form of work 7 days a week and I'm about to start spending my time after work to get my PDUs for PMI. Recently my car has been acting up so there's that ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1648830448 | 1648831693 | t3_ttuwe4 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sending a racist gif to my fwb.
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flipvega: Not that it matters but I'm black and I don't see what the problem is. It's not racist. Might your partner be a little embarrassed about their kink? Maybe the teasing pushed them over the edge?
Educational-Spring66: I was thinking that ... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1648833598 | 1648847884 | t3_ttw6ud | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a real estate client a “D pic”
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Clickum245: That's all right. With the housing market in Charlotte right now, you've got to be making a killing.
Lunalaw911: I’m not complaining. Although I do feel for many of my buyer clients who are losing offers to cash investors left and right.
Cl... | 4 | 2 | |
1648833282 | 1648846351 | t3_ttw293 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Pure-Cow: TIFU by having shit teeth genes
TL;DR at the bottom
Obligatory this really happened today. Like, a few hours ago.
Also I apologise if I could have made any mistakes, English is my 2nd language and rn I'm suffering from an inhumane pain.
So for context, I have almost always had problems with my dentition... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1648835728 | 1648917817 | t3_ttx1ug | t5_2to41 | 8 | swantonbombing: TIFU by cheating on my ex
I (25M) broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago. I am too attached to her and I always felt like she was the love of my life. Today I met my other ex from high school and we hooked up. We didn't have sex but we kissed and cuddled. I regretted it even before she left my place. ... | 4 | 2 | |
1648836931 | 1648902213 | t3_ttxjnp | t5_2to41 | 125 | TIFU-Russia: TIFU by saying "Sanctions blyat" to my distant Russian family which called us and asked if it would be fine for them to travel and go to our house and stay there for 1 month.
Edit: Bit of mistake as English is not my primary language. By family I meant distant relatives, not an immediate family.
Happened ... | 5 | 25 | |
1648833328 | 1648852738 | t3_ttw2xe | t5_2to41 | 1,737 | Kevsterific: TIFU by convincing my mom to nuke her phone
Several years ago, I saw an April fools prank online that said you could recharge your phone by putting it in the microwave for a few seconds.
I thought it was absolutely hilarious that people fell for it and I sent it to my mom as a shared joke to laugh at.
... | 7 | 248.142857 | |
1648837202 | 1648837856 | t3_ttxnhv | t5_2to41 | 24 | Top-Supermarket2817: TIFU by asking a girl if she is gay
I am in final year of my graduation. Last week, my best friend told me that some of the girls in our class were making homophobic comments about someone we hate.
They claimed that she had 'a lesbian problem' which is just such a backward thing to say. Anyway, my... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1648837571 | 1648860627 | t3_ttxspx | t5_2to41 | 324 | roosterrose: TIFU by forming an Ejaculation Watching Society within a Catholic elementary school.
This is not my story, and it is over 25 years old, but it is so hilarious that I had to share it with others. I was reminded of it by a post today on /r/unpopularopinion about curse words.
Catholics don't like foul langu... | 5 | 64.8 | |
1648838246 | 1648932723 | t3_tty2i1 | t5_2to41 | 223 | Obsessed_With_Corgis: TIFU by using jello instead of kool-aid for an April Fool’s prank
This actually happed about 13 years ago, but today someone mentioned an April Fool’s prank they did, and this entire ordeal suddenly came flooding back into my mind.
I was a pre-teen in middle school, and I had never done an “Apri... | 4 | 55.75 | |
1648838769 | 1648847820 | t3_tty9la | t5_2to41 | 11 | SnackOverflow1000: TIFU by using extreme answers on a test making my school think I am a deranged sociopath and sending me to the psychiatrist.
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This is so stupid!
Okay so back in fall our school had us take a competence test on a computer that was over 100 questions. It wasn't anonymous and I answered tr... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1648841208 | 1648851831 | t3_ttz7t1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | du_hund_du: TIFU by realizing that my boss has videos of me peeing
Disclaimer: this actually *did* happen today
So I work in a doctor's office a couple hours a week. Nothing major, mainly just paperwork. Now due to there being some very expensive medical devices in that office, we have an alarm system. Which I did kno... | 11 | 3.181818 | |
1648841932 | 1648842775 | t3_ttzi44 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting the wrong Girl Scout cookies
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Lbrad17: U owe me the 60 seconds it took to read this waste of letters
EmiraFromAfar: Is this like a "haha made you waste your time" kind of April fool's joke?
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1648843149 | 1648851512 | t3_ttzyrh | t5_2to41 | 3,166 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my Dad I was gay
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thatweirdguyted: I once pranked my stepdad by taking the beer out of his fridge and putting it into mine, leaving behind a note saying "Thanks for the beer!". I didn't drink it. Anyone who knew me at all knew I didn't even like beer at the time, and I hated the kind... | 9 | 351.777778 | |
1648846243 | 1649293220 | t3_tu163m | t5_2to41 | 4,819 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I assumed uncircumcised men knew proper dick etiquette for dates
I connected with a genuinely Irish dude (like, grew up in Galway, studied at Trinity College Dublin type genuine Irish) over St Paddy’s Day and we went on our first “date” this morning. Instead of a coffee shop, I suggested we go ... | 18 | 267.722222 | |
1648846325 | 1648846786 | t3_tu179t | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by pranking my boyfriend that I broke his PS5
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Claptopus: Sounds like a horribly immature response. If either of you would leave the other over a trivial material item, you’ve both got issues you need help with.
waterlovergal: This.
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1648846285 | 1648848564 | t3_tu16pi | t5_2to41 | 10 | Genderflux-Capacitor: TIFU by losing all my photos from college and traveling
This is a fuck up that has been several years in the making.
1. I fucked up by not backing up my photos and papers in college.
2. I fucked up by not downloading everything I had on Facebook.
3. I fucked up by losing everything when my compu... | 5 | 2 | |
1648847689 | 1648857630 | t3_tu1qnh | t5_2to41 | 23 | Shrinking-teacher: TIFU by telling a student that I think I am gay
So for context, I am a drama teacher. My drama class had started preparing for the exam project. Everyone was sitting pouring over different manuscripts or discussing ideas for a performance. I was sitting at a table with a few other students reading a,... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1648846732 | 1648849062 | t3_tu1d3e | t5_2to41 | 10 | locolobo: TIFU by using a contraceptive film
I’m 42 now and done having kids. Yes, I plan to get snipped very soon, but fear has stopped me so far.
I discovered a contraceptive called Vaginal contraceptive film (VCF) not too long ago. Basically, it’s a thin film of spermicide that you fold up and insert in th... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648845281 | 1648866693 | t3_tu0shb | t5_2to41 | 57 | random_thinker12: TIFU mistaking the name of the president of the USA
Obligatory this didnt happen today but when I was much much younger. However it still haunts me today.
Let me start off by giving some backstory to make sense. Wayy back,(I was around 10 yo) I was having a conversation with my father and the name B... | 3 | 19 | |
1648850297 | 1648854254 | t3_tu2qel | t5_2to41 | 396 | [deleted]: TIFU for believing a fake sob story created by a throwaway account and donating $25
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JetsetCat: Well, at least that $25 shows you have a good heart.
AcrobaticSource3: *$25.01
slarti54: Doing the lord's work.
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1648850774 | 1648862400 | t3_tu2x82 | t5_2to41 | 4,026 | tifu_trowaway8675309: TIFU - I explained swinging to my mom because her neighbors invited her over for some "fun".
TL/DR - at the bottom.
Throwaway account for obvious reasons once you read. So don't waste your precious reddit coin on this. Tagged NSFW just in case, not really sure if that applies to this post or not ... | 12 | 335.5 | |
1648853581 | 1649301540 | t3_tu3y7g | t5_2to41 | 28 | May2211: Tifu by accidentally legally erasing my middle name
This was over 10 years ago but I didn’t realize I had made a mistake until yesterday. I live in the US and my driver’s license was about to expire so I went to the tag agency to renew it. And of course we’re supposed to get the Real ID now which requires a ... | 7 | 4 | |
1648854540 | 1648878582 | t3_tu4an2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU because my wife read my journal
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DoIKnowYouHuman: Run, run away, run far, run fast, do not look back, do not question ifs or why’s or when’s….they did that and couldn’t be bothered to consider context or whether she should have done it, they do not care about anything other than themselves
cris... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1648855336 | 1648876366 | t3_tu4krk | t5_2to41 | 564 | Hiyagaja: TIFU by trying to brighten my husband's day
TIFU. We had an incredibly stressful day, a stressful week. I'm moving to the other side of the world with our dogs for my family, and my spouse is staying behind. 48 hours before my flight, the airline told me they can't take our SDiT until a later date, so we had ... | 4 | 141 | |
1648855844 | 1648856822 | t3_tu4r2q | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be "healthy"
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emkel_: Are you sure it was a margherita? Check the ingredients.
BellPepperGlass: It said so on the box. The pizza was coated with tomatoes, basil and other greens. It tasted awful either way.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1648856641 | 1648890922 | t3_tu50s1 | t5_2to41 | 2,844 | [deleted]: tifu by finding a vibrator in my sisters room
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Flicksterea: Aw c’mon. You did a good thing for your sibling. She doesn’t owe you!
kanonkazz: well, I have condoms in my drawer and if she ended up in a scenario similar to mine I would sure hope she will also cover for me lmao
philzebub666: What's with... | 10 | 284.4 | |
1648857044 | 1648858256 | t3_tu4zz0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | anonusername12345: Go ahead.
Struggle2Real: Hes letting the anticipation build to a crescendo.
anonusername12345: It’s spam. His entire comment history says the same 3 things.
Struggle2Real: What a let down.
Struggle2Real: Also, that's so odd.
anonusername12345: It really is.
| 6 | 2.5 | |
1648857157 | 1648867389 | t3_tu5738 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my best friend date my ex
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Reddoraptor: Now that they know you’re worked up about it, they’re probably avoiding you. Be mellow, apologize and tell them you’re A-ok with it, *and find a way to be ok with it,* or you’re not going to be able to be around them at all, and frankly after ... | 3 | 3 | |
1648858418 | 1648859453 | t3_tu5m8v | t5_2to41 | 29 | godpoker: TIFU by joking about my co-worker being fired.
Actually today (April 1)
I work in a small business (7 employees) and this morning we had our normal round up meeting, discussing what our daily tasks would be.
My colleague told us about his tasks for the day and then mentioned he had his yearly review meetin... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1648855751 | 1648866618 | t3_tu4pvi | t5_2to41 | 69 | AngryRedJuiceBox: TIFU by putting anti-inflammatory gel on my asshole
This happened an hour ago, but the experience will forever be etched into my catalogue of pain.
Prior to the doomsday which descended upon my buttocks, I was having a nice relax on my bed, playing Legends: Arceus for the first time, happy as Larry .... | 3 | 23 | |
1648861531 | 1648949535 | t3_tu6mik | t5_2to41 | 18 | BeastEagleGamer: Tifu by trying to drive a car
Given this was years ago probably 10 or 11 years ago now basically my family had gone to the shops a day ago and at the exit I saw this bumble bee toy (u can probably see where this is going) and I really wanted it but my parents wouldn’t buy it skip to next morning I woke... | 3 | 6 | |
1648861842 | 1648924265 | t3_tu6q0d | t5_2to41 | 255 | dd2487: TIFU by ordering from Shein and now I suddenly have an imaginary dog
So about a month ago I ordered a t shirt from that cheap website, Shein. I think they are based in China, so they take weeks to arrive in the UK. By the time my order arrived on Monday, I'd pretty much forgotten I'd even ordered it.
I've ord... | 4 | 63.75 | |
1648865127 | 1648869717 | t3_tu7s3c | t5_2to41 | 29 | BearSprayProblems: TIFU by rubbing bear spray into my genitals.
Happened yesterday. Have a good friend I could tell this story to in person, but many thousands with an anonymous account.
So I'm a wildlife biologist, and my job during this time of year entails hiking through very rugged, thick temperate rainforest. In ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1648866753 | 1648868141 | t3_tu8alz | t5_2to41 | 6 | madeyefire: TIFU by microwaving butter
I was trying a peach cobbler recipe, but it involved drizzling melted butter on the top. I cut the butter into thin slices with the thought process that it would melt faster. I put the thin butter slices into a normal ass bowl, nothing metal at all. I was told to put the butter in... | 3 | 2 | |
1648870062 | 1648870584 | t3_tu9bwv | t5_2to41 | 5 | Aggravating_Web_4244: TIFU by ordering church's chicken
I ordered church's chicken on doordash
It shows up they forgot 2 of the drinks there's 3 of us my mom gives me the only drink because I'm the youngest
She's in a hurry to go to a show I eat my fries I pick up my drink and the drink falls out o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1648873687 | 1648877988 | t3_tuaepz | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing my sister's clothes.
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Siren_ofTitan: First of all, I’m so so sorry that you had to experience such a negative reaction.
I hope it doesn’t stop you from continuing to experiment with your expression. Know that there are a lot of people who will be totally into that out there.
robthe... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1648875578 | 1648900297 | t3_tuaxvt | t5_2to41 | 9,514 | TipPotential2501: TIFU got called to the consuler's office after smutty erotica was found on my school account
For context I'm a 17f and because I have all my credits taken care of I only have two classes civics and creative writing.
You see yesterday I got my project in creative writing finished and was really bored.... | 12 | 792.833333 | |
1648876862 | 1648904632 | t3_tubaq9 | t5_2to41 | 1,023 | CircuitCardAssembly: TIFU by watching Archer
Happened years ago. I worked at a IT Helpdesk at the time, I had been watching the TV show called “Archer” it’s a cartoon about a spy who is a jackwagon of a person.
In one episode there is a bomb that needs to be defused and the main character, Archer, is talking to the he... | 7 | 146.142857 | |
1648879375 | 1648903206 | t3_tuby6m | t5_2to41 | 10 | CEO_Of_Rejection_99: TIFU by responding to a random stranger's text message
Obligatory not today but a few days ago yadda yadda yadda. Warning: NSFW.
I'm a 19 year old guy. A few days ago I recieved an unusual text message from a number whom I didn't recognize. It asked "You texted me earlier, do you miss me?" and the... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1648881174 | 1648933484 | t3_tuce7w | t5_2to41 | 17 | TrutiTru: TIFU by tripping while holding a bunch of X-acto knives.
This happened an hour ago, I'm doing somewhat ok now, but it's a fuckup nonetheless.
I have a bunch of dumb shit in my room. Like X-acto knives. I have so much dumb shit that I felt the need to clean my room. I was putting things in a laundry basket t... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1648881754 | 1648967619 | t3_tucjcg | t5_2to41 | 15 | friendlyripper: TIFU by hooking up with my best friend
TIFU by hooking up with my best friend at school with a crazy (witch?) ex.
Some backstory:
I’m currently a freshman at a school in Colorado and when we started last summer, I met a girl at the first party I went to. I first asked for her number and immediately go... | 3 | 5 | |
1648882924 | 1648893313 | t3_tuctrf | t5_2to41 | 287 | Revolutionary_Way664: TIFU by eating coconut meat
I’m writing this as I lay awake at 2am in agony.
My boyfriend and I went grocery shopping last night. I pointed at the coconuts saying something along the lines of “oh I’ve never actually tried raw coconut before”. Boyfriend says “they’re delicious, let’s get some” an... | 4 | 71.75 | |
1648886846 | 1649054406 | t3_tuds7l | t5_2to41 | -8 | [deleted]: TIFU by staging a home invasion and traumatizing my wife to the point of her leaving me
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CptBloodshot: Is this something you do often? I would assume unless you are constantly doing this then it surely shouldn’t have the power to ruin your marriage? Are you not good enough friends with your wife tha... | 4 | -2 | |
1648886903 | 1648896971 | t3_tudso0 | t5_2to41 | 1,823 | tcotoole: TIFU by drunk ordering deep dish pizzas from across the country
Obligatory this happened last week, but I was at a party last Saturday night and things were going well. I got pretty drunk, ordered an uber home around 3, and was hungry when I got back. Since I was pretty hammered, I don't remember exactly how ... | 11 | 165.727273 | |
1648888091 | 1648955332 | t3_tue2pb | t5_2to41 | 17 | Responsible-Fox-1364: TIFU by not eating before a first date.
Didn't happen today, happened a few weeks ago.
I met a guy on Bumble, a dating app similar to tinder. We got on pretty well messaging, the conversation was good and we seemed to be each others type. So, we arranged to meet. Initially we wanted to go for cof... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1648892254 | 1648904552 | t3_tuetpt | t5_2to41 | 26 | Chafgha: So that just means two people under 18 won't be arrested for statutory etc etc. Beyond that it's only for things like Romeo and juliet laws where the couple is dating while both are under 18 then one turns 18 they can't be arrested for a preexisting relationship. Not for someone to have sex with a 16/17 year o... | 16 | 1.625 | |
1648900031 | 1648925940 | t3_tuh1cd | t5_2to41 | 23 | SaltItsMeChris: TIFU by getting high and calling the cops
For context this happened yesterday but I think I had a good reason for that. Yesterday at home I was smoking a bowl because of the shitty weather it was 7 PM and thr sun was about to set. During my bowl I realized how dense I was but I tried to relax my body du... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1648885912 | 1649008024 | t3_tudk36 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Meeting-Altruistic: Tifu by asking the pharmacist if she had a yeast infection
Tifu by asking the pharmacist if she had a yeast infection
This just happened and it’s still playing in my head like a cringe scene from a slapstick comedy.
I live in a foreign country where English is not the native language so in order to... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1648904477 | 1648911403 | t3_tuid1z | t5_2to41 | -9 | No-Requirement-298: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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oJRODo: Not condoning having sex with someone whos incoherent***
But, what she cute? Lol
Also very weird story 🤔
oJRODo: What? That doesn't even make sense?
| 3 | -3 | |
1648906764 | 1649010103 | t3_tuj39d | t5_2to41 | 498 | tjake123: TIFU by showing up early
I was invited to the wedding of my high school best friend! Good for her and her fiancé, seems as though she’s happy so I’ll make sure I’m there to support her. Well the invitation stated at the top in bold letters “wedding day 7:00am.” Reading that and seeing the address next to it I... | 7 | 71.142857 | |
1648908229 | 1648927567 | t3_tujlca | t5_2to41 | 242 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning my balcony into a bee colony
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sambrown2022: Dumb people like you create more harm than help. Should have done much more research. Regardless of what happens it’s all your fault
rkwoel: What the fuck? The dumb people here are their neighbours (and you). Twenty bees that don't sting ju... | 9 | 26.888889 | |
1648908861 | 1648960990 | t3_tujt79 | t5_2to41 | 112 | bh_shu_rr: TIFU by calling my secret boyfriend at 2 am
So I have this thing with a guy and we aren't exactly dating because dating is a social taboo in our country but we both have shared out feelings with each other. We usually text each other pretty late in the night but unlike the previous day, I fell asleep and cou... | 6 | 18.666667 | |
1648914373 | 1648944130 | t3_tulu75 | t5_2to41 | 8,262 | softcorelurker: TIFU by tasting my own semen
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L4ewe: Sounds like you made the right choice.
IPlayPS4Brah: By tasting his sperm
KpopPanda2001: It's equivalent to a mother that just gave birth trying her own breast milk a bit. I honestly don't find it that weird
truejamo: Milk was made to be drank though.
KpopPa... | 10 | 826.2 | |
1648914187 | 1648915121 | t3_tulrps | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing a huge-ass coffee to class
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Crumpbags: I will never understand why people addicted to caffeine are so amazed that they can't sleep at night
please_more_coffee: I do know caffiene makes it worse, even as a little kid ive struggled with sleep tho but you are right, its just a vicious ... | 3 | 1 | |
1648915187 | 1648918159 | t3_tum5ad | t5_2to41 | 41 | reincarN8ed: TIFU by being too horny after making chili
This happened just moments ago, and I'm still currently suffering from the consequences of my actions...
I love spicy food, and chili is one of my favorites because it's simple to make and easy to experiment with. Recently I've been trying to get my chili hotter ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1648923197 | 1648932770 | t3_tupbh7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Lo-I-Am-Not: TIFU By Not throwing out My Feminine Product when my Exterminator Came
Yes yes I know I know, gross, and unsanitary. I was rushing this morning trying to get to work and threw off my pants and underwear to change. I went to work and completely forgot about the exterminator coming and the pad as well. It wa... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1648926373 | 1648963633 | t3_tuqj5j | t5_2to41 | 4,097 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking to partake in lewdness with a guy.
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Consumer31314: Why would you sync your messages on your moms iPad? You’re 24, you should have your own phone or something by now I would think.
Ath77: Financial abuse. I’ve been stunted emotionally and financially since I was a child. Any attempts t... | 15 | 273.133333 |
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