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1648875331 | 1651054327 | t3_tuavff | t5_2to41 | -1 | RPhoenixFlight: TIFU by using False Swipe on a Pokémon not immune to Hail
TL:DR at the bottom
So I was looking around to complete my Pokédex in Sword, and I’m biking in the waters of Route 9, I get a few encounters like Wailmer, Grapploct and Cramorant
I find myself in a battle with a trainer I skipped, then found a ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1648930788 | 1648942797 | t3_tus75l | t5_2to41 | 106 | fishtalko: TIFU by accidentally encouraging a girl on tinder to watch bestiality
This happened a couple of weeks ago. And spoiler alert for the show “Black mirror”. I matched with this girl on tinder and we immediately started chatting a lot. We were messaging each other frequently for a week. It was going well and we ... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1648929905 | 1648953153 | t3_turvcc | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking control of my anxiety and becoming an only witness to a crime
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No_Contest6828: You didn’t fuck up, you heard some people arguing and being outside late. You didn’t hear any screaming or gunfire. It obviously wasn’t that crazy and loud because your the only one who witnessed it out of ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1648934759 | 1648935271 | t3_tutp15 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU (twice) wasting $70 steak leftovers
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thatstevesmith: Your wife needs to chill, like your steak did.
MysteriousTruck6740: Technically the steak is still room temp, hopefully he is too after his wife and daughter are done with him.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1648935255 | 1648941314 | t3_tutvem | t5_2to41 | 239 | Bro---really: TIFU by revealing my age on my NSFW acc
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digitalnights: They dm’ed your IP? Report that fuck, now. Reddit should be involved in that as no one should be able to get that info publicly.
Bro---really: Done and done. Always hated people like that. Though to be fair I could have been a pedophile.
dig... | 6 | 39.833333 | |
1648936204 | 1649016269 | t3_tuu838 | t5_2to41 | 109 | DirtyHarry133: TIFU by being overly excited that my colleague was going to wear a crop top
So this happened some time ago. It's not nearly as awkward as some stories around here but i still cringe thinking about it.
This happened in my 2nd week at a new job. I (M) was taking smoking breaks with 3 other female colleag... | 5 | 21.8 | |
1648937857 | 1648962994 | t3_tuuu8z | t5_2to41 | 225 | bradizrad: TIFU by running inside to use the bathroom
This happened about an hour ago. A little bit of backstory here for dramatic effect - when my dog gets startled he does this thing where his anal glands kind of squirt out a bunch of juice. It's brown and smells awful, like butt mixed with fish. When we're gone from... | 5 | 45 | |
1648942649 | 1648950493 | t3_tuwiue | t5_2to41 | 50 | Canonconstructor: TIFU: I signed a death waiver for my kid
A couple of days ago my kiddo was running late and I was pushing him out the door when he presented me with a field trip slip that was due that morning.
I’ve signed a hundred of these since kindergarten (kiddo is 15 now), so I signed it, snapped a pic, and ... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1648943906 | 1648949389 | t3_tuwxxz | t5_2to41 | 6 | AsianAdam224: TIFU I [14M] ran over my neighbors plants
Hi, so today i fucked up. My parents were out the house and I wanted to take my 1988 300zx out for a joy ride around the block. It was all swell. I was shifting through the gears and cruising at 25 mph max. Heres where it gets bad. The car was parked in the garag... | 3 | 2 | |
1648944780 | 1648981520 | t3_tux7gw | t5_2to41 | 1,832 | Mademma12: TIFU by letting my dad fix my nightstand
My partner and I are moving in together today so my family came to help. I'm pretty lazy and short on time so I didn't really take the time to take out anything from my nightstand. You probably can see where this is going, but its worse than you expect.
My dad notice... | 8 | 229 | |
1648951406 | 1649096819 | t3_tuy92i | t5_2to41 | 2,910 | DeadWolf56: TIFU By trying to be a genuine friend rather than a f*ckboy
I am 19m and have been hanging out with this girl 18 for a while now almost a year. I had feelings for her when I was in middle school but never got around to saying anything because I had a friend who liked her. They eventually got together in 7th... | 34 | 85.588235 | |
1648949927 | 1649122744 | t3_tuxrej | t5_2to41 | 943 | thisisntinstagram: TIFU by trying to prank my fiancée
TIFU by trying to prank my fiancée
Of course, this did not happen today, but yesterday - April Fool’s Day. And like most posts, sorry for the formatting, I’m on my phone.
I was wasting time on Reddit when I found an AskReddit all about April Fool’s Day pranks. No... | 9 | 104.777778 | |
1648957021 | 1648960808 | t3_tuzzkf | t5_2to41 | 83 | jrobbio: TIFU by not realising the skin on my penis was in bad shape
This is an ongoing TIFU but I'm initially writing about what happened about a year ago.
Some relevant information is that I'm right handed, I'm male, I masturbate relatively regularly using only my right hand. I just don't seem to be that good with m... | 7 | 11.857143 | |
1648957922 | 1648962424 | t3_tv09dq | t5_2to41 | 49 | confused__pan: TIFU by eating spring rolls from a sketchy restaurant and almost shitting my pants in my friend's car.
Yep, pretty much the title. Im currently writing this in the bathroom and am on mobile, so sorry if this really doesn't make sense. (also not sure if shitting counts as NSFW but being safe still)
So t... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1648959552 | 1648963159 | t3_tv0qem | t5_2to41 | 10 | Any_Jackfruit4976: TIFU by recording a cool unicorn
Throwaway account. This happened last year, while I (Male) was away spending my vacation in a different town. I decided to go and see a light festival near my stay because I had some time to kill before I went for another event, later at night.
Time was around 7:30 ... | 5 | 2 | |
1648959939 | 1649142684 | t3_tv0ufd | t5_2to41 | 351 | mcdonaldsfrenchfri: TIFU by having IBS
someone posted a poop story on here and it reminded me of a horror of my own. I will preface this with, it sounds completely made up and if you accused me of that I wouldn't blame you because
this sounds CRAZY but if you have IBS you understand stressful situations.
my grandpare... | 9 | 39 | |
1648960883 | 1648969490 | t3_tv13vi | t5_2to41 | 624 | katha757: TIFU by serving when I shouldn't have
So this happened a while back, and I apologize it’s going to sound fake but I swear it happened.
About 9 years ago I worked in a certain pizza establishment that used to have an iconic red roof. I was the lead cook and on this day I was one of two cooks during buffet. I... | 7 | 89.142857 | |
1648959759 | 1649028717 | t3_tv0sld | t5_2to41 | 11,552 | Umeyard: TIFU by using a drug store bath bomb
So I'm a bath snob. It's my one vice, but recent price hikes had me looking for alternatives. So enter bath bombs i got at Walmart. Epsom salt, essential oils, moisturizing... perfect.
So today I decide to take a nice relaxing bath to end my rather trying day. S... | 13 | 888.615385 | |
1648962351 | 1648973530 | t3_tv1j5r | t5_2to41 | 7 | PGamerX: TIFU by not saving a solution for a problem properly.
So a little bit of backstory: I am a self-learning developer and I develop things for fun and sometimes make a little profit from them (not much though), but it helps me pay for hosting and stuff which usually my dad pays for.
About 2 years ago I made a d... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1648962196 | 1648971410 | t3_tv1hm9 | t5_2to41 | 80 | Deus-system-failed: Tifu by not sending a face pic.
So today I went on grindr. I had a long day and pretty long dry spell so I decided to try my luck. So I get on the app and dredge through the catfish and beggars. I don't have a face pic to preserve privacy on some level as in 4 years of college I've been around the b... | 4 | 20 | |
1648964407 | 1648994830 | t3_tv22ks | t5_2to41 | 19,522 | iliterallyfuckedup: TIFU by uploading porn with my tinder hookup
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inolikethisusername: creates a throwaway account for anonymity.
*shares the link*
Glass_Windows: Plot twist this is all a genius marketting advertising strategy
First-Of-His-Name: It's not exactly a plot twist and it's not genius. This is an a... | 11 | 1,774.727273 | |
1648962465 | 1649017193 | t3_tv1k94 | t5_2to41 | 17 | the_littlestdragon: TIFU by shaving
Today, I finally got to take a bath. I was excited even made a bubble bath. I relax as the bath salts and honey soak my tense and sore muscles and joints. A lovely scent of lavender, sweet orange, grapefruit, and camomile perfume the air. And for once my chronic pain isn't flaring ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1648969572 | 1649001761 | t3_tv3du1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | framelessnude: TIFU by accidentally pouring super glue all over my leg
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Peachmuffin91: Thought it was lube. 🤷♂️
framelessnude: what
Peachmuffin91: A lubricant is a substance that helps to reduce friction between surfaces in mutual contact
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1648969765 | 1649012178 | t3_tv3ffs | t5_2to41 | 4,443 | obnoxious_scam: TIFU by getting my wife into Skyrim
I spent the better part of yesterday downloading and messing with a mod pack for Skyrim. This was a multi step process that wasn't particularly complicated, but extremely time consuming. I finally get it working properly, and it's amazing. Totally breathed new life in... | 11 | 403.909091 | |
1648971421 | 1649054065 | t3_tv3trh | t5_2to41 | 76 | justmescrolling: TIFU by getting a tattoo i could not handle and embarrassing myself in front of an entire group of tattoo artists
It’s been like 12 hours and i still want to cry from embarrassment. I have 2 tattoos that aren’t that big and are on my arms where it didn’t hurt bad at all.
I decided to get my sternum t... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1648985623 | 1648985890 | t3_tv79hl | t5_2to41 | 19 | lonelymess33: TIFU by making a friend feel uncomfortable
So basically this happend yesterday. I was at a party with my group of friends. At first everything was going great, we were drinking as usually and listening to music. We are 6 boys and 5 girls group. The problem started when I got a little bit more drunk. I sta... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1648987837 | 1648993575 | t3_tv7uym | t5_2to41 | 39 | Punny-Aggron: TIFU by accidentally letting two old guys see me in my underwear
A few things I should talk about before I start: 1) I sleep naked 2) I live near a lake 3) I moved into my house about 2 months ago 4) the blinds in my room make it dark enough for me to sleep during the day if I need to (I work a lot of clo... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1648988593 | 1649065393 | t3_tv82kx | t5_2to41 | 5,622 | SocPoc: TIFU By Accidentally Showing My Coworker A Nude of My GF
Edit: If you are about to comment about how tag-out saves lives, feel free to blow it up your ass, thanks.
I'm in the navy and there is a lot of extra bullshit they have us do for the most simple things. One of those things is tagging something out. In ... | 9 | 624.666667 | |
1648991382 | 1649028795 | t3_tv8wpl | t5_2to41 | 9 | MrLambNugget: TIFU by not knowing how to open train doors
Happened yesterday
I rarely go somewhere by train. Majority of the time I go by bus, so I get bit confused when I have to go somewhere by train, because I am not used to it.
My friends were celebrating birthday and I was invited to the party. The only connec... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1648991493 | 1649034931 | t3_tv8y0d | t5_2to41 | 215 | Memo1196: TIFU by making a Holocaust joke at work
Since the beginning of this year, I have been employed as a salesperson in an IT company and am part of a trainee program that will last until next year. My trainee year consists mainly of training, which takes place on site in Berlin on the one hand and via Microsoft T... | 7 | 30.714286 | |
1648995148 | 1649021335 | t3_tva6ga | t5_2to41 | 177 | Overall_Cream2907: TIFU By Sh*tting myself at an engagement party.
So a bit of backstory my best pal got engaged to his other half quite recently and well they decided to throw a Mamma Mia engagement party, I decided why the hell not I’ll dress like Dominic Cooper and wear the full white outfit. This is where this whol... | 4 | 44.25 | |
1648987704 | 1648997812 | t3_tv7tll | t5_2to41 | 4 | H3ll_Pr0digy: TIFU by telling a friend I'd help him train his dog.
Full disclosure this was actually yesterday, but today is where the FU came in.
Let me start off by saying I never agree to help anyone with anything ever, which usually keeps me out of these situations, but my friend had (emphasis on past tense) this ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1648998753 | 1649008814 | t3_tvbguu | t5_2to41 | 11 | justTheGoodShit: TIFU by smoking weed and making music in a parkinglot
Yesterday I had a long and stressful day, and i was worried about starting a new job on monday.
So when i remembered i had some weed in my car from a few weeks ago, i decided to drive to a parkinglot right around the corner from where i live and sm... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1648998196 | 1649040372 | t3_tvb9iy | t5_2to41 | 480 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a date and deleting the evidence
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billyshakes27: This was a really good read until the Sherlock Holmes part, “I have a similar thing going on, perhaps more advanced” Like- I’m sorry this happened, but that paragraph lacks self awareness to a laughable nth degree. You can just say th... | 4 | 120 | |
1648853539 | 1649466759 | t3_tu3xo4 | t5_2to41 | 70 | CurledUpNapping: TIFU by remembering it was April Fools' Day
As the title implies, this actually happened today.
I've been working for the same boss since I was in high school and we've developed a great working relationship over the last 8 years. As you might suspect, this is the HR-approved way of saying we constan... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1648999571 | 1655272376 | t3_tvbrys | t5_2to41 | 30 | KC-Kay: TIFU at a small local E-bike shop while answering a phone call about my hospitalized father.
TLDR at the bottom and I'm on mobile sorry for any formatting mistakes.
I should start by saying this happened yesterday and I had no time to post this last night. So to start this story off I (m43) should mention I wa... | 5 | 6 | |
1649008749 | 1649022497 | t3_tvfc2m | t5_2to41 | 340 | Marie-thebaguettes: TIFU by not realizing I was unmuted during online game play and gave myself an intense pep talk the whole time
Obligatory not actually today disclaimer. This happened several years ago when GTA first had an online multiplayer option for the PS4. TLDR at the end.
I had never played online multiplaye... | 5 | 68 | |
1649010305 | 1649093562 | t3_tvfyvm | t5_2to41 | 312 | Critical_Papaya_8640: TIFU by interrupting someone's tragedy story
So basically I am very obsessive about movies, you could call it a hyperfixation. It's often the only thing I want to talk about with people, and I'll take any chance to talk to someone about whatever movie they've watched recently or anything like this... | 6 | 52 | |
1649011738 | 1649031808 | t3_tvgisq | t5_2to41 | 24,516 | Pinkpunk95: TIFU by telling someone that their self harm scars looked like a cold shark bite
It was a Facebook group about tattoos in which one person posted that they were afraid to tattoo over their scars or they wanted to over their scars. I can’t remember. Anyway, they posted a picture of their self harm scars. And... | 11 | 2,228.727273 | |
1649012457 | 1649015461 | t3_tvgspi | t5_2to41 | 5 | PadstaE: TIFU - by telling a 21 year old to go stripping
So, this happened yesterday.
A bit of back story for reference..
I (M35) started pole dancing last October, at the behest of a good mate (F39) who wanted a friend to come along. I've enjoyed it so much and entered to perform showcase, which was a week or so ago... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649071550 | 1649175043 | t3_tvhpbi | t5_2to41 | 9 | fsartori: You're referring to the American law but I'm referring to the universal principle.
Since you don't know the difference and enjoy being a dick about it, I'll explain it to you. "Sigh."
The former is exactly what you said. The latter is (according to Wikipedia) a principle that supports the freedom of an indivi... | 12 | 0.75 | |
1649017500 | 1649035873 | t3_tviypu | t5_2to41 | 4 | According-Loquat-207: TIFU - Met girl and my dumbass has social anxiety.
TIFU. Met girl. My dumbass has social anxiety
My dumbass has social anxiety and my dad and cousin were with. But I went to a local home-farm-auto store and met this beautiful girl. Well, she works there and took over after her coworker as the ca... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1649019107 | 1649099678 | t3_tvjltk | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying Orbees would make great sex toys in front of my toddler
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GreenTigerzord: Kids say the darnedest things. 🤣
milothemenace: Isn't it the parent who said it tho lol. Kid was just parroting.
ObnoxiousReply: You clearly are quick to catch a joke
milothemenace: The irony eh?
| 5 | 7.2 | |
1649019994 | 1649021171 | t3_tvjyuh | t5_2to41 | 11 | anxioushigh: Tifu by getting too high and thinking I was going to die
On mobile and first time posting so formatting might be bad. TLDR at the bottom because I’m still having some anxiety about the whole thing so my thoughts are jumbled.
This weekend I have the place to myself so last night I (22m) did some digging a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1649021524 | 1649024595 | t3_tvkkqf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending the night with my friends ex girl
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Waffl3_Ch0pp3r: you didn't fuck up. Either you tell him because you have a guilty conscious or you just move on and forget they ever dated.
muchsnus: Word. No I don't regret anything so I'll probly just let my boy know that I might date his ex now
... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1649021143 | 1649081771 | t3_tvkf8p | t5_2to41 | 45 | Fribagoth: TIFU by throwing a condom in the garbage.
So this happened yesterday but whatever. Friday night, I (27M) had a sexy encounter last with a friend (24NB). They were on their period but that wasn't gonna stop the horny train for both of us. The aftermath of was a bloody condom and it was a bit too lewd and mess... | 5 | 9 | |
1649023422 | 1649060390 | t3_tvlbjb | t5_2to41 | 354 | ImMrNimbus: TIFU by flossing at a dates house
Met a girl on Tinder. Went to her house, we did our business then ordered some food.
After eating I went to the bathroom and grabbed one of those flosser things out of the bag. She said “ooh good idea” and grabbed one too.
Everything was going well, except after she wa... | 7 | 50.571429 | |
1649024932 | 1649026207 | t3_tvlwh1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my fiance when she asked me to stop tickling her.
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[deleted]: I would but unfortunately I don't drive and everything is closed where I live plus we share a bank account because I lost my bank card almost a year ago and haven't been able to get a new one because the closest b... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1649025570 | 1649027831 | t3_tvm4zh | t5_2to41 | 25 | Disastrous_Ad_5408: TIFU by stopping by FWB house
Four years ago I met this guy through tinder and we hit it off. We would meet up almost every weekend, usually at his place. At a certain point he wanted to make the relationship serious. Long story short I got a job offer in different state so I decided to move.
It’s... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1649027006 | 1649077496 | t3_tvmoec | t5_2to41 | 2,298 | [deleted]: TIFU- by using hair removal cream on my nuts
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Shortbus_Playboy: I tried this with my ass crack once.
Once.
throw-away_0510: Now you don’t have an asscrack at all, you naired your asscrack away
stupidgirlfantasy: No, no. Now he has two asscracks.
kindtheking9: That's not how cracks work, it didn't m... | 6 | 383 | |
1649029680 | 1649200005 | t3_tvnlww | t5_2to41 | 40 | Phoenix_Alpha: TIFU by meeting Chris Rock in a very unintentionally intrusive way.
TLDR at the end.
Obligatory this didn't happen today. This happened in 1994 when Chris had just left SNL but before he blew up with his amazing first HBO special. I was 19.
There was a comedy club in Savannah, Ga called The Comedy Hous... | 5 | 8 | |
1649035798 | 1649113554 | t3_tvpoxe | t5_2to41 | 19 | delicatemotion: TIFU by scrolling through TikTok to see my story being used as a sound
this happened literally just now but remember my story about how my boyfriend popped a pimple on my labia and it almost killed me?
Well while I was scrolling through TikTok like I always do like a 26 year old trying to kill time, I ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1649044539 | 1649080058 | t3_tvsl1a | t5_2to41 | 41 | Mojo_of_Jojos: TIFU by not checking Google Maps before driving to my destiny for work and found out I’m 3 hours away from the place.
TIFU by not checking a map app for directions to the specific location where I am supposed to conduct an audit tomorrow (which is what I do for work). The audit is supposed to start at 7... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1649042378 | 1649068741 | t3_tvrwkm | t5_2to41 | 2 | fireSagaa: TIFU I made a really good submission for a contest I think I would of won with all the work but then I submitted it late and the entry didn't even count and the prize was big.
[**Venting**](https://www.reddit.com/r/mentalhealth/search?q=flair_name%3A%22Venting%22&restrict_sr=1)
I just spent 4 days work... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1649046794 | 1649229566 | t3_tvtao9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by accidentallyflshibg someone at the gym.
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DrGejmsa: That's fine. I mean.. If the women were they should have not been than it is not your fault, isn't it?
memy77: It’s unisex cubicle shower/bathrooms that most people use as change rooms.
It’s more just she would be the first woman to see me ... | 4 | 1 | |
1649047069 | 1649056519 | t3_tvtdsy | t5_2to41 | 40 | Manatee_Seducer69: TIFU by taking my date to see Morbius.
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Feellikedancing: Still a better love story than Twilight
Zlifbar: My relationship with my anal fistula is a better love story than Twilight
Feellikedancing: 
541pnw916: 
Feellikedancing:  don't do drugs but someone gave me something over a year ago and I forgot about it. I want to make it very clear that I do not have any children, nor chi... | 9 | 5.888889 | |
1649050102 | 1649108218 | t3_tvua5d | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking deodorant is optional
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RudeSprinkles1240: If it's an infection, it needs to be treated. It's likely a fungal infection, which can be treated using over the counter athlete's foot medicine. Yeah, you can get what is essentially athlete's foot anywhere you have skin.. I recommend eith... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1649057829 | 1649069410 | t3_tvw8lm | t5_2to41 | 1,190 | TheReimer1: TIFU - By feeling sorry for someone who just had a baby
This happened around 5 months ago but I just told my friend and she said I needed to share. I'm also on mobile, so sorry for any weird formatting.
I worked in an office setting, so answering phone calls & scheduling appointments were very repetit... | 7 | 170 | |
1649066913 | 1649067126 | t3_tvyer5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending the worst of the worst porn to my mrs from morocco.
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latebloomer1998: Yup, you‘ll never see her again. I’m sure Even she thought to herself what’s wrong with you
delectablesloppy64: My sense of humour just isn’t shared with anyone else in the world apparently
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1649083952 | 1649135371 | t3_tvytnh | t5_2to41 | 34 | SilverLugia1992: Went through the same thing at r/antiwork. I fully support the movement, but the mods there are just as bad as everyone says mods are. Also got banned from r/twoxchromosomes for speaking factually against their circle jerk narrative.
Clusterclucked: I'd be really curious to see what exactly you got ban... | 12 | 2.833333 | |
1649068792 | 1649072346 | t3_tvyvyn | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by flushing my new airbods down the drain
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Picci999: Just read the title quickly as TIFU by flushing my newborn down the drain.
Crazy-Conflict-7045: It was my bABy lol
A-Dolahans-hat: The dingo ate your baby
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1649069270 | 1649159701 | t3_tvz0hu | t5_2to41 | 10 | aair_x: TIFU by inviting a guy to my house
I know a guy and we started talking, things were good until I realized we became extremely close. He began to reach out often and see what is up, then would start pulling back. I thought it was a strange relationship because his bursts of happiness with longer fits of depressi... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1649071256 | 1649102622 | t3_tvzku7 | t5_2to41 | 21,826 | Red_Cup_: TIFU by accidentally giving the middle finger to Pope Francis
BACKSTORY:
I’m currently traveling abroad in Europe. While visiting the island of Malta I discovered that the Pope himself would be coming for a couple of days to do his Popely thing.
While I’m not Catholic, my sweet grandmother is what I would c... | 12 | 1,818.833333 | |
1649074218 | 1649121152 | t3_tw0gwf | t5_2to41 | 2,449 | Matty22Ice: TIFU by showing a Starbucks employee a penis dressed up as a flower
This FU happened about two years ago. I don’t think we have returned to the Starbucks.
My wife and I have a very playful relationship. We joke with each other, do silly things to make the other laugh, randomly slap the other person’s butt,... | 9 | 272.111111 | |
1649078457 | 1649132639 | t3_tw1v7r | t5_2to41 | 530 | devrimdogan: TIFU by accidentally kicking my boss’s crotch
I’d like to point few things before starting my story. I’m not actually working there, I’m just an intern and I have been here for 1.5 month now. I always have this problem with my hands. When I’m sitting with friends or family, talking or playing games etc.. I... | 5 | 106 | |
1649079200 | 1649200131 | t3_tw24qd | t5_2to41 | 189 | Dempzt00: TIFU thinking someone was extremely hungover but was actually dying
So this was actually yesterday (Sunday) afternoon. I was driving home from a friends place after a huge party the night prior. I should mention in advance that I got to bed at around 5am after consuming a few gallons of various different alco... | 4 | 47.25 | |
1649081011 | 1649082907 | t3_tw2ss7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | nishith04: TIFU by touching someone's head.
I have a good friend whom I've known for 2 years at the college I study in. We go out with our other friends and stay in touch during holidays and all. We celebrate each other's birthdays, we goof around and pretend-fight and stuff too.
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This friend has this well expressed... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1649085571 | 1649093149 | t3_tw4ksu | t5_2to41 | 37 | xxasynixxx: TIFU by leaving my backpack full of controlled medication (opioids) behind on a 100 mile train journey
So today I royally fucked up every leg of my very long journey. Apologies for the sheer length of this but I have had a batshit crazy day!! Tldr at the bottom xx
A little back story leading to the many ma... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1649086867 | 1649125253 | t3_tw53k2 | t5_2to41 | 21 | SeeWhyXXX: TIFU by accidentally insert my finger with a chili in my vagina
TIFU and it started when I was making a sauce for our tonight's dish. I cooked for tonight's dinner and thought having a soy sauce with lemons and more chilis because I love spicy food. After making a sauce I did not realize my pinky finger and ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1649089259 | 1649163170 | t3_tw62va | t5_2to41 | 113 | ying1996: TIFU by sleeping in and traumatizing the fire inspector
So I got waken up by some morning knocking. I was still pretty tired, and decided to ignore it. I thought it must be a delivery or a solicitor, which in hindsight was probably stupid. It was probably too early for either. Well… they eventually just unlo... | 4 | 28.25 | |
1649088785 | 1649091856 | t3_tw5vvf | t5_2to41 | 10 | IIFSSSSSSSS: TIFU but by making a girl think I was following her.
TL:DR- Tried to talk to a girl to compliment her acting skills, got accused of following her when Im just socially awkward.
Full Context: Our school hosted a musical performance and I saw one girls acting and liked it. I tried approaching her a few time... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1649091766 | 1649115578 | t3_tw73xp | t5_2to41 | 109 | TheLittleNorsk: TIFU by getting violently lost in a 10 level fire escape at my work and getting yelled at
Happened exactly 40 minutes ago. For context settings, I work in a enormous, and I mean stupidly large hospital facility, it isn't *that* tall for a major hospital, but it is very, very long and spans for what feel... | 6 | 18.166667 | |
1649092691 | 1649173250 | t3_tw7hdb | t5_2to41 | 37 | sumbadeee: TIFU I was smarter than everyone at the gym.
Last night the gym was pretty crowded and I was having a hard time looking for machines to work my back. In corner of the gym I noticed people sitting on the cable row machine just to leave a second a later. Initially I thought it was broken but it was just missin... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1649092465 | 1649093246 | t3_tw7e4o | t5_2to41 | 48 | SockOfRoc: TIFU by using denture adhesive cream as toothpaste
Okay, so we recently redid our bathroom to make it look more nice and repainted, so we had to take everything out of the room. I love to keep my teeth brushed (3 times a day, live by that rule) and I have what's basically "My toothpaste" (Crest Pro health wi... | 3 | 16 | |
1649094290 | 1649103826 | t3_tw8555 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ThrownAndGoneAwayy: TIFU By Accidentally Lying to my Professors
My oh my, do I feel dumb.
So about a week ago I had a chiropractor’s appointment. Got a call that night from the chiro telling me he’d tested positive for COVID. I’m one of the lucky ones who could afford to take a week off of school and work to isolate, ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1649095016 | 1649120802 | t3_tw8fqr | t5_2to41 | 73 | L9NE: TIFU by accidentally showing my group of friends my dick pic
So, imagine this we were at this beach party in the night with my friends having a good time, for a few hours we talked, had a couple of shots and enjoyed our time and all, then suddenly my gf called, I then rushed to find a private place so my conver... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1649095237 | 1650453152 | t3_tw8jat | t5_2to41 | 3 | _u_whats_this: TIFU by not interfering with a mugging for the sake of petty revenge
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Neutralized3215: can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
_u_whats_this: it is, which I thought would be obvious, but someone dm'd me to tell me to kms over this lolol
Neutralized3215: lolllll
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1649095470 | 1649131972 | t3_tw8mvm | t5_2to41 | 10,737 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating before my gf wanted to have some sexy time
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bigandtallandhungry: This is some pretty bad communication here. For one, just tell her. For two, there’s clearly a lot going on with her, so you two should talk about that. One instance of you not immediately jumping at the opportu... | 10 | 1,073.7 | |
1649096047 | 1649097725 | t3_tw8v6c | t5_2to41 | 8 | BeenTooNice: TIFU by trusting an app endorsed by my renters portal.
TIFU. Well more accurately yesterday is when it began. I was logging on to pay rent and it offered the option to use an app called Flex to cover my rent for me and in turn It would split up my rent payments and I would pay them. I thought it would be a... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1649098002 | 1649102490 | t3_tw9nm5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Stolen or lost?
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CivilizedGuy123: Call the nearest American consulate or call the American Embassy in Mexico City. Here’s the process. Good luck. [https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/emergencies/lost-stolen-passport-abroad.html](https://travel.state.gov/content/trave... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649098667 | 1649107498 | t3_tw9xh0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a comment about an actresses body 20 years ago
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Wind_Responsible: Could be worse.... My husband literally asked to go to the Hockey Hall on Fame on our honeymoon. We went to Niagara.
He FU because that man gave me a trump card for whenever I want to do anything he doesn't for the res... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1649099897 | 1649116126 | t3_twafgv | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a young, male coworker a picture of me in my bra and panties.
TIFU Ugh. (50F). Today I fucked up by showing my 24M coworker a picture of my in my bra and panties.
We were in his car (because we were out prospecting together) and we had just parked the car.
I was showing him photos of my s... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1649099978 | 1649216616 | t3_twagmg | t5_2to41 | 3,456 | Nokaramu: TIFU by trusting my dog after having sex.
This happened a couple weeks ago but my gf (22F) just gave me (21M) the idea to post it here. English is not my first language so please forgive me for the mistakes in the text.
My parents decided to go out the city for a few days to visit my family, they asked me if... | 11 | 314.181818 | |
1649097699 | 1663337301 | t3_tw9j9p | t5_2to41 | 7 | noobzilla771: TIFU by trusting a Yelp business representative but I was also dumb to not double checked the terms
TL:DR Was dumb to trust Yelp rep call about a credit. Got charged $200+ in one week.
TIFU Actually it was last week.
Last week I got a call from Yelp. It was a very hectic morning taking care of customer... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1649099856 | 1649102871 | t3_twaety | t5_2to41 | 10 | Linux-Is-Best: TIFU while half-sleep, by mistakingly making a chemical weapon
I commonly use white vinegar sometimes to clean the house and do laundry. It is affordable (cheap), environmentally friendly, and effective. I usually use it to spot clean floors and deodorize laundry quickly, like I was doing today. Today, I... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1649103093 | 1649978983 | t3_twbqic | t5_2to41 | 10 | furby-fighter: tifu by asking my BF if he'd still love me as a worm
My (F/NB 25) immature little ass wanted to pick at my BF (28 M) so I of course asked him if he'd still love me if I was a worm. He kept walking into the kitchen and unpacking his things so I asked again. He finally turned to me and said "babe, I heard ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1649104455 | 1649201617 | t3_twcaer | t5_2to41 | 1,987 | staefrostae: TIFU by interviewing for another job in front of my boss.
This quite literally just happened. We found out last week that we’ll be moving to another state this summer for my wife’s school, so I started applying for jobs in the new area. I had a company offer me an interview today, so I got all my work done... | 11 | 180.636364 | |
1649106907 | 1649107599 | t3_twdag6 | t5_2to41 | 37 | D3cay1ng_0blivion: TIFU by having sex in a different room
So, I never thought I would never tell this story, but I guess here we go. Earlier today, about 2 hours ago, my girlfriend just got off her time of the month, and she wanted to do the nasty. So, I agreed that we can do it after my classes. We live in the sam... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1649107012 | 1649115958 | t3_twdc0b | t5_2to41 | 52 | tifuburnerxzy: TIFU by taking an Adderall and going for a walk
Mondays are my day off, so I thought it'd be a grand idea to pop an Adderall and get some chores done. I didn't want to be too jittery, so I cut the pill in half. About an hour passes, and I've already been through my chores. Since it took longer than usual... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1649112145 | 1649112924 | t3_twfd0m | t5_2to41 | 4 | ele_spainishqueen: TIFU by talking back to a student in my class
Hi, I (F17) am almost done with school. I'm from
Spain but moved to Portugal when I was 14! My
dad has a company and my mom is a dentist,
we live a very nice live between trips and fun
night outs. At school i'm not the most popular
but people know me, i'm... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649120046 | 1649193285 | t3_twihti | t5_2to41 | 50 | jackstone667: TIFU by not being able to read
Today, I learned that I can’t read, rather I can’t comprehend simple instructions. Now, mind you, I’ve looked at this label multiple times and I could’ve swore it said something different. To start, I occasionally, with my girlfriend, shop for quick lunches to eat on my brea... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1649122761 | 1649459965 | t3_twjfo5 | t5_2to41 | 1,445 | 6burneraccount6: TIFU by self pleasuring
I’m on vacation with my girlfriend and last night while I was VERY drunk we had sex. Luckily I was able to get it up and the sex was amazing. Only problem was I was too drunk to finish, so once my girlfriend was satisfied we called it a night.
Today I was very… in the mood and... | 19 | 76.052632 | |
1649123261 | 1649123691 | t3_twjlq9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheTwiztedNightwolf: TIFU by receiving my first Rona-19 Vaccine and nearly dying this afternoon!
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Pehrgryn: Hmm, r/thatreallyhappened ?
Dezirrez: This.
Funny story, but it def sounds made up.
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1649122136 | 1649262824 | t3_twj7x8 | t5_2to41 | 332 | TeaandStories: TIFU by calling the client and her husband, mother and son.
Nobody corrected me at work. Everybody has said, she’s his old lady. I have said in casual to my coworkers that it is amazing to see a mother and son working together, and him helping her with the business. The husband is not the client and has ... | 7 | 47.428571 | |
1649125758 | 1649130793 | t3_twkf4b | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by expressing my feelings.
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Officialmilehigh: See no one gives a shit about guys feelings. So most guys are trained to keep all that stuff in and not tell anyone because anytime we do it dosnt get herd, or no one cares how we are feeling.
miss_chaos: I think that's such a terrible stigma. I alw... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1649127736 | 1649153406 | t3_twl1y3 | t5_2to41 | 23,868 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing it all
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randidiot: * 2x DUI
* Drinking at 9am
* Baby on the way
Jesus christ get your shit together, surprised you had the capacity to even type this story.
No sympathy for drunk drivers, you could have killed someone.
Lovat69: Still drunk after 9 hours has me gobsmacked. Either he ... | 19 | 1,256.210526 | |
1649128030 | 1649129574 | t3_twl545 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my girlfriend upset at how i feel
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Undtaser: Doesn’t sound healthy at all to me bud but hey what do I know idk what your relationship is like irl
R3s_Films: Irl we never argue or anything but we have separation anxiety since we rely on each other emotionally so we only rlly argue over... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1649128811 | 1649181351 | t3_twldl0 | t5_2to41 | 4,924 | [deleted]: Tifu by masturbating
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zackattack199441: Does your bf need people to play with?
midgetfisting1997: For real, what games he playing?
TheFlashOfLightning: If he needs a warzone squad or destiny raid group we got him
NBA_Oldman: I need to raid, I haven't done one in years lol.
medusas_side_bro: I will a... | 10 | 492.4 | |
1649133059 | 1649133824 | t3_twmmii | t5_2to41 | 24 | Current_Weekend6516: TIFU by trying to report my old manager
Today I messed up big time. I (f18) have prom this week and asked one of my best friends (m16) to go with me so I wasn’t alone. (I only had friends out of school and I knew him from work) He said yes but later had to turn me down. This is where my old manager... | 4 | 6 |
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