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1649134517 | 1649135000 | t3_twn1cz | t5_2to41 | 13 | Nathanater125: TIFU by having wayyy too much caffeine. Almost went to the hospital.
After a late night with my friend Admiral Nelson (rum), I woke up, had a Monster, and went to sleep again. Few hours later, Monster number two (atypical of me). I just wanted to feel better lol. A couple hours after that, 2x acetaminoph... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1649134864 | 1649218391 | t3_twn51o | t5_2to41 | 36 | Randomthrowaway58438: TIFU by having unprotected sex
Im a gay dude and I have only had sex with cis men. recently, I hit it off with a nice trans guy. We didn’t really know each other but met on Grindr and decided to meet. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex. I used a condom a couple of times but at som... | 9 | 4 | |
1649143431 | 1649157601 | t3_twpaal | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my relationship?
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yumirow: Wait so, she doesn't do chores even tho she doesn't work ? And she does not come with you when you go visit your parents ? You sure you lived together ?
anonandsad789: Gf works and has been back in education, her parents were the main ‘perpetrators’ of not d... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1649195552 | 1649215811 | t3_twpsgt | t5_2to41 | 9 | TransportationEmpty6: If a cop pulled you over because they were doing random checks for alcohol, you are saying it isn't allowed? It's part of their job to be thorough, I'm sure if they didn't take OP in then, the cops would probably be written up or at least get in trouble for not making completely sure that he wasn'... | 17 | 0.529412 | |
1649153312 | 1649163421 | t3_twrj1j | t5_2to41 | 295 | Thataltlmao: TIFU by accidentally rejecting my crush
So this started maybe around 10 months ago with a girl (let's name her Mia). Mia and I met at school and instantly became friends, doing shit such as walking together to places, hanging out etc. I start falling for her after a while and it ends up by me liking her a ... | 5 | 59 | |
1649153026 | 1649198672 | t3_twrglv | t5_2to41 | 198 | MascarenhasLuis: TIFU by askimg my gf where she was going
My gf and I went to a coffee lounge to have some pancakes, we always have little " fights " over who pays, we have talked before and agreed to always use the split function of our banking app, but we never do, she said she would pay and I said I would pay becau... | 4 | 49.5 | |
1649159153 | 1649169945 | t3_twt20l | t5_2to41 | 4 | Simonciniiii: TIFU by downloading pirate plugins
First of all I'm gonna give you a little context so you can feel part of my pain in my search of a suitable computer for music production.
Two months ago, the hard disc of my laptop, which I have since 2018, finally passed away after a long period of strange sounds and ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649168878 | 1649209027 | t3_twtai5 | t5_2to41 | 368 | pokemonforever98: OP, I went to art school for 4 yrs. This is unacceptable. You ALWAYS treat the model with the upmost respect because they are HELPING YOU and being incredibly vulerable. And afterwards if you see them, you don't EVER speak of it unless they bring it up first. This is disgusting and I'm so sorry this h... | 10 | 36.8 | |
1649163867 | 1649168450 | t3_twuhha | t5_2to41 | 65 | Connor_Tattersall123: TIFU by poking a platypus naked
So before you read this know it wasn’t actually today but was about 6 years ago I was 9 years old.
So I was 9 and I had been forced to attend a camping trip in the middle of nowhere. Now I hate camping and I mean HATE and the worst thing about this trip was that w... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1649167072 | 1649167344 | t3_twvk96 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TOMMYMILLEROK: TIFU by getting my wife impregnated by a eldritch monstrosity.
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BigMess2212: Nah just get her some chocolate. This are tipical period problems
TOMMYMILLEROK: She’s dead, I am the sole remaining member of humanity
BigMess2212: Nah bro she's not dead. She's just trying to get your attention.
Buy ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1649169073 | 1649178622 | t3_twwahf | t5_2to41 | 37 | wallyroth: TIFU by making a move on an old school friend
I (M25) recently had an interaction with an old friend (F24) from middle school. I was in her city and we went out together.
We ended up at her place and cuddling downstairs. I asked to move to her bed and she agreed but when I tried to kiss her, BOOM. Rejectio... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1649169969 | 1649208112 | t3_twwmhw | t5_2to41 | 564 | redvantas: TIFU by inviting my boyfriend to my birthday.
Ok so I’m not the best story teller, or writer, so please bare with me. Today is my 21st birthday, and I’m spending it at Mohegan Sun with my family and boyfriend. We are mostly from NY and my Aunt and Grandmother from FL so we are a while away. Last night my boy... | 9 | 62.666667 | |
1649170720 | 1649171298 | t3_twwwbe | t5_2to41 | 52 | emailusernamepasswrd: TIFU by inadvertently making myself look like a hoe
Obligatory "didn't happen today" but happened last week. Some background info for the story: my 3 year old daughter is enrolled in speech therapy, i also have an 8 month old son and my husband sometimes travels for work.
Last Thursda... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1649171879 | 1649214045 | t3_twxc71 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn while taking a call at work
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Bswart76: Well I audit calls in the fraud dept for a large bank so hopefully I don't run across your call.
Inuyasha-rules: Be a bro and just give it a pass 😂
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1649174817 | 1649176218 | t3_twyf9e | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off on a southwest flight 4 times
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shadesofwolves: How long did you spend writing this crap?
maverickmain: Longer than i spent jerking off 4 times on a southwest flight
shadesofwolves: Obviously, any amount of time is more than nothing.
maverickmain: How long did you spend reading it... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1649176633 | 1649178180 | t3_twz1t7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | TheShortChangedHero: TIFU: By looking like the BROKEST b*tch at work
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ThisGuyRightHereSaid: in your defense some of the richest people I know are hands down the CHEAPEST people I know. They wildly blow money on silly things but will skimp on certain things. just weird imo...
TheShortChangedHero: Yeah, rich peo... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1649175048 | 1649195801 | t3_twyiha | t5_2to41 | 7 | ohdangherewego: TIFU by not reading the label
I am a person who is not blessed with the best of intestines. Thankfully, modern medicine has come up with myriad solutions to help people like me get more "regular," with the most common being a fiber supplement. In the US, its most common form is Metamucil, aka the powder... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1649177516 | 1649236453 | t3_twzduf | t5_2to41 | 17 | your_typical_bloke: TIFU for losing my intenet innocence forever
Well, per what the title suggest. I'm gonna keep this quick and brief.
I'm at my phone, doing random scrollings until I came across this Family Guy clip of [Stewie](https://youtu.be/moHj6cIrmQ4)being mortified of something, then I went to the comments, ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1649177610 | 1649266302 | t3_twzf67 | t5_2to41 | 5,003 | Archipelagoisland: TIFU by not familiarizing myself with the cultural beliefs and historic interpretations of Mormons while doing anthropology research in Utah.
This happened a couple years back. I’m from Ireland but I was living in the US while studying for my degree in California. I didn’t know anything about Mormons... | 12 | 416.916667 | |
1649178381 | 1649179947 | t3_twzqai | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by having deviant desires that I never asked for
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SmittyManJensen_: Find a different therapist.
DownrightDrewski: This, so much this.
Also, OP, you fucked up bad and you recognise it, but; you haven't personally caused harm and you're on the path to making sure you never do. Be proud of yours... | 3 | 4 | |
1649178678 | 1649207627 | t3_twzud9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | piefanart: TIFU by smoking weed for the first time
I'm from an area where weed is pretty commonplace and popularly used. However, I had never tried it before in any form, mostly because smoking just doesn't interest me.
My partner smokes weed to help manage his pain. I don't care that he smokes, it doesn't bother me, ... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1649179889 | 1649186828 | t3_tx0b7y | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by inviting other guests to a party without the host's permission, and subsequently getting my ass beaten for it
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weaselgirl13: What the fuck? So nothing happened at all?
King-Dionysus: Nothing happened at all? Nothing happened at all?
Did you miss the part where someone was upset with op, and... | 4 | 4 | |
1649179924 | 1649181245 | t3_tx0bp5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ryanksta: TIFU By Walking Away From A Friend Group That I Should Not Have.
For some context this happened back in January of this year. I was going through a rough time in my life and was speaking with a therapist which brought to the extremely bad judgement call (Not the therapist's fault). There was a group of online... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649180475 | 1649254276 | t3_tx0j1l | t5_2to41 | 13,887 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my bf cum in my belly button
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ViktualiaPfefferminz: Idk how they do it but belly buttons can smell horrific but they are also a great storage space for sand.
honeyb1tchesofoats: i hate sand. it’s coarse, and it’s rough, and irritating. and it gets everywhere
Minister_of_XXX: And not ... | 17 | 816.882353 | |
1649182918 | 1649183862 | t3_tx1ec2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | NDSixString5: TIFU, I killed four young squirrels and their mother with a hammer
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GuyOne: Removed - animal cruelty is not allowed.
NDSixString5: Obviously, you didn't read the full post to understand the context.
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1649184684 | 1649333034 | t3_tx228e | t5_2to41 | 1,527 | sexyleonidas: TIFU by losing my virginity
So this was actually 2 weeks ago as the whole situation kinda fucked me over. I had drunk sex with a girl I thought I had moved on from(i didn't but we don't talk about that yet). We were kinda cuddling and my hands were going places but she seemed to accept it until at some po... | 9 | 169.666667 | |
1649183329 | 1660172792 | t3_tx1k01 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Familiar-Money-515: TIFU by getting caught vaping.
First thing’s first, I know it’s bad for you, I know it’s unhealthy and I don’t like that I started in the first place.
I’m 19, and in my province, I’m legally allowed to purchase adult products: lotto tickets, alcohol, and nicotine products for example.
Earlier th... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1649193022 | 1649197995 | t3_tx36j2 | t5_2to41 | -27 | [deleted]: why tho? Were they narrowly applying "not a FU" criteria or something?
JDSmagic: Because its bait to advertise her nudes on her profile.
The story is fishy to begin with- "the 1970s" yet someone has an iPhone. Yeah okay sure
ellenorathepetty: She said her bush looked like the 1970s.
You might wanna read an... | 9 | -3 | |
1649188246 | 1649874308 | t3_tx3evo | t5_2to41 | 8 | havik09: TIFU by killing 1 player and started a 30 hour full server pvp war in WOW
So this didn't happen today but circa 05 when WoW still felt fresh and new. After work 2 guildmates and I who had played MMOs for a few years together were all leveling up our alts in STV. This was already a volatile place to level but f... | 4 | 2 | |
1649192117 | 1649240798 | t3_tx4w5e | t5_2to41 | 6 | FlintDoesEverything: TIFU by ghosting my best friend
TIFU by Ghosting my best friend
TIFU by ghosting my best friend
My friend has been with me since Birth and we’re both 13. Today I fucked up by ghosting him, I was at his house and he offered me a cigarette and shot of vodka. I said no. He said ‘if we’re really frie... | 3 | 2 | |
1649193007 | 1649201635 | t3_tx58q4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ihavenotime4U: TIFU:failed important subjects in school,and was called the disgrace of the family
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Bobwiththebigone: I graduated last of the class and did six figures last year. My longest brother dropped out got his ged and made more money than me for about five years. Things do get better
MuddaPuckPace: Just... | 4 | 3 | |
1649192585 | 1649194338 | t3_tx531i | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by totalling my dad's car
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iTanooki: Your dad should be the one posting to TIFU.
OrgyInTheBurnWard: A 50 year old's first at-fault accident will have a significantly lower impact on insurance costs than a 16 year olds first at-fault accident. The dad probably has an accident forgiveness credit ... | 3 | 2 | |
1649195648 | 1649197145 | t3_tx688s | t5_2to41 | 29 | honeyb1tchesofoats: TIFU by driving home
obligatory “this happened a few days ago” & TLDR is attached at the end bit.
Sunday evening I (21F) went to a coffee bar that I frequent at. I took a couple shots of absinthe (i know i know), drive to another bar and had who knows what, and made the fatal mistake of attempt... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1649186458 | 1649203219 | t3_tx2qs9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | noelleka: TIFU by using a microwaveable heating compress
I just went through the scariest rollercoaster of emotions and need to share my FU.
I woke up with chest pain, looked up my symptoms and it seemed like a mild case of Costochrondritis (joint pain at the breastbone cause by some over activity).
Google recommen... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1649198064 | 1649206826 | t3_tx7369 | t5_2to41 | 4 | NonbinaryCactusPuppy: Tifu by grabbing my brothers dog by the collar.
So last week my older brother moved in with us and brought his two animals with him, a cat and a dog. His dog was not trained well and often growled and nipped at anyone who was doing something he didn't like. Well my brother, who is on crutches I sh... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1649199209 | 1649201431 | t3_tx7hx4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting I put mouse traps under the kitchen sink and getting a taste of nurgle
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ligerboy12: Ross that is a horrible smell I have had to deal with that more than once in my line of work. Don’t give her full details but tell her something along the truth of anything you did the right thing ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1649200498 | 1649243495 | t3_tx7xx9 | t5_2to41 | 27 | AlpineVW: TIFU: Mom's computer died and when I tried to recover the hard drive, I assumed it was dead dead so I destroyed it.
Fuck me! I should've known better as I work in tech and I've built computers, so I'm familiar with hard drives and recovering data... this was just bad timing and laziness on my part.
My mom's... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1649201068 | 1649204379 | t3_tx850a | t5_2to41 | 9 | beefstewforyou: TIFU by screaming at a woman on the phone after having to repeat my name 20-25 times.
TIFU for yelling at a woman on the phone after I repeated and spelled my name around 20-25 times?
Last week I submitted my tax form at HR block but I never called heard back so I called to ask how much longer it would... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1649202694 | 1649281225 | t3_tx8ooq | t5_2to41 | 228 | [deleted]: TIFU by leading my friend on.
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SteviaCannonball9117: Four years seems like a lot at that age, but it's not that big of a gap as you get older.
Ansollis: That's true, I (26M) am madly in love with my girlfriend (31F) and we love spending all the time together we can!
(As long as everyone can and doe... | 7 | 32.571429 | |
1649203193 | 1649204125 | t3_tx8ui1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU (actually long back) by deleting one of the SEXIEST pictures I’ve ever seen and not being able to get it back
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compaholic83: Sounds a bit stalkerish. There's 3.5 billion other women on the planet. You're going to be OK.
superman37891: I see why you think that but I don’t care much about this; I... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1649198344 | 1649273237 | t3_tx76sq | t5_2to41 | 15 | dtLQDxx: TIFU by not looking at my paystub.
This is more like a TIFU a few months in the making. So I am a college student working part time, but since I work a lot of hours trying to make ends meet, I am qualified for company assisted insurance. However, after I became a junior and classes require way more time than b... | 3 | 5 | |
1649206273 | 1649213847 | t3_tx9ukz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU : Assumed the Worst in Someone
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jcruzyall: i advise you to give yourself credit for calling yourself out.
to fix your karma problem imo the only pattern i know is:
1. overcompensate in a way that impacts you, such as sending him all the money for the dinner and anything else
2. buy a card and ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1649203657 | 1649210389 | t3_tx9063 | t5_2to41 | 9 | nightstar666: TIFU by eating blueberry muffin
Obligatory didn't happen today, but happened yesterday.
So, yesterday I was working two jobs and was home for lunch in between jobs, when I was hungry and waiting for my tofu to finally finish cooking. That was when I opened up my refrigerator and saw that blueberry muffi... | 3 | 3 | |
1649208716 | 1649209574 | t3_txamin | t5_2to41 | 66 | TankDempsey33: TIFU by showing my GF texts to her best friend where I showed frustration
TIFU by showing my GF texts to her best friend where I showed my frustration towards her. A little background, my GF has BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder). She was going through an episode and was mad that I was talking to her ... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1649208962 | 1649209283 | t3_txapgk | t5_2to41 | 20 | yobobebop: TIFU my body & someone's birthday
I recently downloaded Hinge in an attempt to get to know more people since I just moved to the states and to put myself out there. I'd been safe for the most part, but still being a bit reckless and treating my body like an amusement park. This past Thursday, I went on a... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1649211113 | 1649264174 | t3_txbeh5 | t5_2to41 | 1,936 | Ewalk: TIFU by scheduling a job interview.
I've been looking for a full time job for a couple of months, after leaving a job that turned toxic for me. Yesterday morning, I couldn't sleep at 2-3ish in the morning, and I just started applying for jobs. Gotta get that grind.
About an hour later, I get an email- "Hey, we ... | 10 | 193.6 | |
1649215295 | 1649256717 | t3_txcph5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ASDApril_TA: TIFU by looking like the kinda creeps I was avoiding
Like most girls who go to university, even if the campus is safe, I’m fully aware it’s not a good idea to go walking by yourself at night.
I had come back from my s/o’s around 9:30-ish, so I made my way from my car super fast to go back to my room. I r... | 3 | 1 | |
1649215348 | 1649282853 | t3_txcq1s | t5_2to41 | 146 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with my friend in front of her family
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Crooked_foot: No, I know you've been taught that as a man, you're responsible for her choices. This is not true. You've both been setting it up for a long time flirting with eachother. She made her bed, let her lie in it. If you're truly not ... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1649217734 | 1649227326 | t3_txdfgf | t5_2to41 | 3 | nooneswoman1: tifu by getting caught eating my boogers
So this happened a few days ago and idk how to do damage control. I am a 28 year old woman and I have a few friends who are younger than me. Well, they are always on social media all the time it seems like. So they are always making videos, taking pictures, pulling... | 3 | 1 | |
1649217926 | 1649237216 | t3_txdhga | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU outed myself at mums group.
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Sir_Cthulhu_N_You: TIFU by taking a minute to read this post, nothing bad happened but wow I regret it.
Great post overall and I’m happy for you but I’m not subscribed to this subreddit to hear peoples feel good stories.
hobowithadegree: It's just onlyfans promo :... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1649221901 | 1649225442 | t3_txekum | t5_2to41 | 47 | nocakeforme90: TIFU by not realizing that I put my wireless mouse's battery the wrong way
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TheRealPieCorgi: Ngl OP when you mentioned borrowing something from your mom I thought you'd discover she had a 12-inch, girthy sex toy textured like a corn on a cob... for her pleasure.
Party-Glass-3626: How do you know... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1649185542 | 1649252564 | t3_tx2e9w | t5_2to41 | 4 | bebi_b: TIFU by getting drunk and getting myself health problems
Obligatory the fuck up in itself didn’t happen today but on Saturday, but Im feeling the consequences hard today.
Also, English isn’t my first language so sorry for any mistakes.
The story I’m about to tell is kind of embarrassing and only my bf knows... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649229601 | 1649289644 | t3_txghw7 | t5_2to41 | 3,016 | lia_yahh: TIFU by not greeting a guest
Hey there! I'm a 19 years old introverted female who is extremely awkward and shy. Today, I was coming out of my dad’s room after taking a shower and I was walking towards my room. One of my dad’s friends showed up at the door and asked me in a loud, intimidating voice where my da... | 7 | 430.857143 | |
1649231239 | 1649264141 | t3_txgv2t | t5_2to41 | 12,661 | WhatDelayIndustries: TIFU getting close with a married woman
I have a very close female friend (from a different nationality) who is almost 10 years older than me. I met her and her husband when they moved to my country. They are really nice people I must say. I got always close to the lady (F). We always stayed in tou... | 19 | 666.368421 | |
1649235968 | 1649251326 | t3_txhvtw | t5_2to41 | 196 | allindiahacker: TIFU by telling my friend to stop being a scalper.
So today my friends and I were chatting about stuff, one of my friends won a raffle for a new limited edition Nike shoe.
We were all happy for him initially until he mentioned he was going to flip it for double the price to buy some other shoe.
Some... | 14 | 14 | |
1649239442 | 1649317431 | t3_txiot9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with video audio and cumming at the wrong time.
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SailorPlatinum: I'm sorry this happened dude, but it's not as bad as you think it is, even if your mom knows. Honestly everyone masturbates (maybe not literally everyone, but enough people to say everyone), including girls btw, i... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1649247165 | 1649250568 | t3_txkqv8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating spicy pepperoni
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Blurt-Reynolds: There’s a chance the “blood” is the colouring from the pepperoni. It’ll calm down in a day or so.
hemlo86: Nope, it’s blood I can guarantee you that.
Blurt-Reynolds: Sounds like the sort of thing I’d eat. Hope you feel better soon.
hemlo86: Thanks! Adm... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1649249864 | 1649283221 | t3_txlkmp | t5_2to41 | 4,372 | Heartage: TIFU by hugging my cat
So this has been culminating for a while, I guess, but it's a silly story I thought some people might enjoy.
Every morning when I wake up I go straight to the bathroom to pee. My cat follows me in and demands attention... So when I am sitting on the toilet and she comes in, I pick her ... | 7 | 624.571429 | |
1649250712 | 1649251315 | t3_txluxq | t5_2to41 | 38 | ppchromatics: TIFU by drinking coffee
I had decided that I wanted to start making my own coffee instead of going to Starbucks and Dunkin’s everyday. My best friend is a barista so they gave me a direction to go. With their advice, I chose a chemex and a countertop burr grinder. The town I live in had these things avail... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1649251329 | 1649260631 | t3_txm28l | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too nice
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FancyFleece: The bad news: Attractiveness is what people, man or woman, look for. Period.
The good news: You don’t have to be naturally gorgeous to be attractive. Attraction is about so much more than a hot body or perfect face.
1). Try dressing better
like a dark blazer... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649256169 | 1649273831 | t3_txnqyf | t5_2to41 | 2,976 | [deleted]: TIFU: Finally happened hot mic during a Zoom call
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Billy-BigBollox: Blame it on an animal/pet walking in your area and you were trying to get it's attention.
Blazekraken: this exactly. If you don't have a pet, get one to prove your innocence.
Billy-BigBollox: If you don't have a pet, say a bird flew... | 7 | 425.142857 | |
1649257694 | 1649257825 | t3_txobof | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by subconsciously telling my coworkers I watch porn
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BasicCausalGuy: I dont think anyone would care…
SlavicEgg: I care
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1649259386 | 1649660409 | t3_txoy47 | t5_2to41 | 1,004 | Voran31: TIFU calling my dog by a not very mature pet name
My dog's name is Molly, but for some odd reason when I was younger I used to address her as 'my little poopy pants' and the name stuck. I don't even know where that came from, perhaps she had just soiled the carpet at the time. It's been a while. She's 10 now.
... | 7 | 143.428571 | |
1649264947 | 1649270922 | t3_txr0c0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU: Today I flipped off a speeder. Car chase ensues. Now I fear the weight of the police.
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TailzUnleashed: Don't worry about it. I had a guy road rage at me because he didn't merge properly. At the stop light he got out, took picks of my plate and vehicle, punched my window and proceed to threaten... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1649266326 | 1649270777 | t3_txrisv | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by potentially losing my job
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Wolfman4K: Sorry, you had to learn a valuable lesson. It was good that you were honest and despite of what will happen you need to be proud that you told the truth. Having said that, I hope this doesn’t affect your standing at the school. Some places may even kick ... | 4 | 4 | |
1649266554 | 1649275315 | t3_txrlsz | t5_2to41 | 88 | Rainbow62993: TIFU by not telling a couple ladies I was in the bathroom stall
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Diab9lic: I couldn't imagine social anxiety. My ass would of asked in on their scam from said toilet. 🤣
Rainbow62993: Lmfaooo, I was literally so scared 🤣 I was quietly texting my best friend through the entire ordeal. I wish I co... | 9 | 9.777778 | |
1649271013 | 1649326503 | t3_txt92f | t5_2to41 | 6,063 | kemechaos: tifu by telling my manager I was more attracted to him
So for the most part my managers are pretty chill and we have witty banter. So I usually speak plainly in front of them and vice versa. So a manager I'm friendly with changed shifts and I asked how that manager was doing. My current manager asked why, "D... | 9 | 673.666667 | |
1649276758 | 1652068599 | t3_txvdhs | t5_2to41 | 2,502 | Semengine: TIFU by wearing jeans with three buttons
This happened today, unbelievably.
I (30F) work at a general contractor. There are probably eight or nine of us in the office, plus one or two guys in the warehouse, and our crew of superintendents floats by sometimes. There are five other women I work with, only fou... | 6 | 417 | |
1649274601 | 1649335378 | t3_txuk4b | t5_2to41 | 482 | Main-Yogurtcloset-82: TIFU by not realizing I hadn't logged into my etsy account on my new phone
So this really is a TIFU, or at least I realized it today.
So, two months ago my phone died and I got a new one. I did the thing where I transferred the whole of one phone to another but while the apps did transfer they we... | 5 | 96.4 | |
1649280876 | 1649298832 | t3_txwwp4 | t5_2to41 | 5,943 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my coworker(f)
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i__have__ebola: Why have premarital sex anyways? That carries a various amount of risks.
FutureRobotWordplay: Lmao. Are you 12 and parroting what you learned in religion class or are you 40 and trying to justify never having touched a woman?
i__have__ebola: Tell... | 17 | 349.588235 | |
1649282661 | 1649353386 | t3_txxk92 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Fit_Smith13: TIFU Accidentally showed my mom a picture of my p...s
Okay, soo, i just came home from my vacation with my girlfriend and my mom was home in bed about to go to sleep, then my mom asked me to show her some pictures that I took with my phone and my camera...as I started to show her pictures from my phone eve... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1649285504 | 1649351624 | t3_txyjns | t5_2to41 | 398 | Jazzlike-Ad-5902: TIFU by dipping my pen in the company ink
This started in November, just broke yesterday, & I’m still dealing with the emotional fallout.
I started a new job, was in orientation, and most trainees were elsewhere via Zoom. However, in my room there was one trainee. I definitely found her attractiv... | 5 | 79.6 | |
1649286678 | 1649342798 | t3_txyy3x | t5_2to41 | 21,172 | esbforever: TIFU by almost killing all my roommates with a can of soda
Obligatory this happened during college. So when I was a young buck, I enjoyed the occasional soda. I also enjoyed weed, but honestly I can’t remember (ha) if I was stoned when the following tragicomedy occurred. You be the judge.
So I was in m... | 9 | 2,352.444444 | |
1649288097 | 1649289730 | t3_txzeyg | t5_2to41 | 44 | todayisanewday69: TIFU by pantsing my friend
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BroccoliPrince: Would you say you were the... *butt* of the evening's jokes?
Feellikedancing: He had everyone *cracking* up
DeadliftDingo: It really was side splitting.
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1649288261 | 1649288945 | t3_txzgub | t5_2to41 | 13 | Booblicle: tifu by buying a bike
I've been taking a transit to get to work, which is fine. But I also wanted to get around the city without having to wait around half the day for a bus to show up. Also, having a bike would be helpful for my health.
So I did a little research and chose a fairly cheap bike for around 2... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1649288426 | 1649292088 | t3_txzipf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU as a gay man by getting a happy ending from a woman
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AdjectiveMoose404: Dude, you got molested
pushplaystoprewind: Raped*
Lawyer up
The-Solid-Smoker: Better Call Saul.
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1649288755 | 1649300176 | t3_txzmd3 | t5_2to41 | 45 | flyinmysoda: TIFU by assuming my girlfriend's sister's boobs were fake
I have been going out with this girl for three months. Her family lives on the other side of the state, so this was the first time I met her sister. I immediately noticed she was well-endowed. Like One Piece titties. Due to the sheer size alone, I a... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1649290804 | 1649364821 | t3_ty0a8w | t5_2to41 | 156 | SonicusZ: TIFU By trying to get a signature for a package
## Not entirely a FU by me but totally an awkward situation. So I'm in the delivery business and I get to a house that has a package that requires a signature. I ring the doorbell and their dog starts freaking out and barking at me through the window. T... | 6 | 26 | |
1649294385 | 1649335133 | t3_ty1f2y | t5_2to41 | 39 | mrvapors: TIFU by not listening to the dental assistant dude
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GrandeRojoGeek: Plot Twist: GIrlfriend broke up with you for the dental assistant.
Typical-Length-4217: Further twist of fate- the dental assistant’s girlfriend cheated on him with the dentist.
iridescentrae: I thought she had given him an STD and t... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1649297245 | 1649332627 | t3_ty2ceq | t5_2to41 | 35 | innovativesolsoh: TIFU talking to my daughter about dating..
Oh boy, saddle up folks..
This was Disney channel dad levels of bad.
Today I picked my 10 year old (soon to be 11) daughter up from spending a few days with her grandparent’s.. while casually just catching up and talking to her about her weekend, she got on... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1649299121 | 1649303646 | t3_ty2xzv | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by relieving myself in the corner of a public elevator
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CunningSlytherin: Did someone else have to clean it up though?
Ok-Statement-2578: Probably, why she couldn't wait to go outside, so at least it would be washed away by rain, I don't know.
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1649299884 | 1649303750 | t3_ty36qk | t5_2to41 | 28 | Butrdtost: TIFU by being afraid of public restrooms...
So...I should lead by saying I was inspired to share this store that happed years ago because of this post
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/txvdhs/tifu_by_wearing_jeans_with_three_buttons/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
*** ⚠️poo content ahead ⚠... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1649302042 | 1649306171 | t3_ty3utx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU: flirted with a guy and now he's creeping me out
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CakeArmy_Max: "I started flirting with him just for fun"
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Not to excuse what he did, but this shit is fucked.
Forseti555666: I was just going to say that.
What he is doing is fuckin psycho, but she needs to remember started this... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1649302977 | 1649304211 | t3_ty44n9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU…by thinking I’m indispensable in my career field
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THCisMyLife: Post this in r/antiwork and you would get more advice on how to fuck them for firing you than you can believe
FormerPhysician: Last time I posted there a lot of people were being assholes to me. Completely ignored my post and reamed... | 4 | 3 | |
1649303245 | 1649311212 | t3_ty47fo | t5_2to41 | 36 | ihasfirecape: TIFU by looking away at the wrong time
This just happened.
So today was a long day overall; had an unsually high workload, left base later than intended, got home, cooked dinner for the family, cleaned up, brushed my son's teeth, and then got him ready for bedtime.
My son is a few months away from turni... | 3 | 12 | |
1649294847 | 1649614262 | t3_ty1kfj | t5_2to41 | 3 | JollyScarfVGC: TIFU by reciting a meme
A bit of background: I have a group of friends in a discord server of Pokémon TCG players. I'm a Pokémon VGC player, and I've technincally "invaded" their friend group by joining in for games of among us and later on bedwars. That leads me to forget a lot about them or be in gener... | 3 | 1 | |
1649309812 | 1649310816 | t3_ty60tr | t5_2to41 | 11 | PAdogooder: TIFU by getting a physical.
This did actually happen today- or at least the resolution did.
Without too much belaboring, 2022 has been really rough. My mom died, I broke my collarbone, I’m going broke starting a new business.
But there was a high point: I’ve rekindled a friendship with a woman from coll... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1649315034 | 1649329112 | t3_ty7b7d | t5_2to41 | 5 | SunSpotDropTop: TIFU by telling my husband I didn't care much for spending time with his family
My (24NB) husband (25M) have been together for 6 years and married in January of this year. All of that time, we had been a LDR that would visit the other every few months in-between semesters and during breaks. I'd graduate... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649316228 | 1649332420 | t3_ty7l5d | t5_2to41 | 9,478 | TheFailedZwab: TIFU by hooking up with a virgin
This story is from 2 years ago.I (26yo guy) was the new guy in a class at the university. I knew no-one, but soon I found myself talking to this girl (23yo). We didn't have that much in common, but her humor and looks were absolutely my type.We had a lot of fun talking a... | 8 | 1,184.75 | |
1649315532 | 1649318284 | t3_ty7fc4 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Warehouse_Devil: TIFU by partying ⛷ a little too hard
So this took place last Friday. I went out with my wife to meet a work friend of hers before we went bar hopping. We got to her apartment and started pre-gaming. Her husband showed up a little while later, after which he took out a plate and broke up some coke on it... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1649314527 | 1649349370 | t3_ty76ow | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a job 29 months after I quit 2 jobs
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Officialmilehigh: Alot of trades will start you off at $150 an hour for longer then you'd like. But depending on the trade once you learn it and are certified thats when you csn make good money, again depending on the trade you get into
VenomBasil... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1649317836 | 1649378114 | t3_ty7xrr | t5_2to41 | 204 | benadrylb1tch: TIFU by taking a cat toy from my stepmom
okay, so imagine this: i was 17, and not very close with my stepmom. i had recently gotten a cat and my stepmom gave me a cat toy that looked like a plastic stick with feathers at the end. at the time, i was like, “hell yeah! free toy for my cat!” …little did i kn... | 5 | 40.8 | |
1649320477 | 1649367447 | t3_ty8ig5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ammilerasa: TIFU by singing “creep” and therefore being a weirdo
So this happened yesterday and I’m still equally embarrassed and amused by it, so I thought maybe this would give you a laugh also.
To start: I’m a bit weird. I don’t mind, I’m myself and sometimes I’m doing impulsive things which aren’t the best ideas a... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1649327378 | 1649332112 | t3_tya2ez | t5_2to41 | 17 | micarst: TIFU by circling back on a vehicle that followed me home
TIFU after clean up from a concert by circling back on a vehicle I discovered was following me, and soon I may be homeless.
At first I handled the clean up duties fine. Eventually the smell of the alcohol got to me and I left before I was released. I wa... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1649328850 | 1649366418 | t3_tyafai | t5_2to41 | 10,006 | [deleted]: TIFU when I lost $15,000 to scammers, I am flat broke, and I owe my best friends money because of it
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TaiDavis: It's easy as hell to scam someone trying to make a quick buck.
smedsterwho: Rule 1: You can't con an honest man.
Sorry OP, I truly am.
Edit: I'm not disagreeing with anyone who points ou... | 15 | 667.066667 | |
1649329537 | 1649475813 | t3_tyaly8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | reasonablylargebull: TIFU by wanting to buy an IKEA hotdog.
Tonight the plan was to go late night shopping with the girl I've been seeing for about 2 years. I wanted to go clothes shopping as she has already helped me in buying nice clothes. Instead of my plan, earlier today she asked me if we wanted to go IKEA shoppin... | 9 | 0.111111 | |
1649330162 | 1649338522 | t3_tyarpk | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by poking a platypus naked
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lotvinresin: I’m sorry. Was it dead? I’m a little confused. Sorry again.
Connor_Tattersall123: No worries, yes the platypus was dead and had been used as a home for a swarm of fly like things.
lotvinresin: I would CRY. I have a super bad phobia of flies. Glad you cou... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1649332709 | 1649336618 | t3_tybgej | t5_2to41 | 16 | Jum_Bopulous: TIFU by crushing a hamster with my bare hands.
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RabbiVolesSolo: Please don't ever hold anybody's baby.
Jum_Bopulous: Funnily enough, I’m always really freaked out about holding babies too… Although I recently held my cousins newborn for the first time and managed not to throw it against any walls... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1649334491 | 1649334969 | t3_tybz4o | t5_2to41 | 5 | brown_bandit92: TIFU by becoming dirty keyboard theif at my workplace
I had second thoughts while "stealing" the keyboard.
should've known there's no perfect crime.FML
Ok this happened today morning, i had trouble with my keyboard at work, i had lodged a complaint with the IT but the red tapeism at my workplace is th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649339806 | 1649341911 | t3_tydo1k | t5_2to41 | 45 | tonyspro: TIFU by getting scammed and hacked on instagram
Obligatory this began on monday morning and has tainted my mental state as well as humiliated me to my friends and family. For context: I am a 20 year old male that recently started my electrical apprenticeship. I haven't had much money in life, but I finally st... | 4 | 11.25 |
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