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1649339916 | 1649420649 | t3_tydpdf | t5_2to41 | 22 | the_earth_vibe: TIFU by waking up abruptly
This is my first post so bear with me here, it happened a few years ago when I (f) was living with my ex (m). We loved going to bars and drinking lots of beer which as you may or may not know, gives you the beer shits the next day. Well, we were sleeping peacefully when all of... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1649342336 | 1649353790 | t3_tyehz9 | t5_2to41 | 177 | ThrowAwayCrushWeen: TIFU by showing my crush’s bulge to our whole major
This actually happened yesterday, but I have calmed down enough to write this I think.
Using a throwaway because *oh my god I want to crawl off the edge of the Earth*
Alright so for context I (20sF) have a crush on this guy, (20sM) who we will c... | 6 | 29.5 | |
1649344247 | 1649345023 | t3_tyf68p | t5_2to41 | 25 | Diadeadua: TIFU by existing
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MellowMelly: Does liability insurance exist in your country? You can report it to the insurance and they will pay.
Diadeadua: It does exist in my country but I don't think it's needed since me and that classmate are actually friends which idk why but I forgot to mention. I will ju... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1649343839 | 1649403038 | t3_tyf1er | t5_2to41 | 2,911 | ImThe1Wh0: TIFU by speaking meme out loud at the grocery checkout
So a little backstory to set this up. When I was a single dad raising a preteen, to bond together at dinner time, we'd sit in front of the TV and watch YouTube vine compilations and meme videos while eating. Eventually we just got in the habit of saying ... | 12 | 242.583333 | |
1649337941 | 1649423552 | t3_tyd1r6 | t5_2to41 | 101 | nicoEUW: TIFU by falling asleep on the train
I live and study in a manga academy located very far from every city or town to avoid any distraction, we are in a campus between hills and nature and there's nothing else around us.
2 weeks ago I was going back to my town to see my family and I took with me what was consid... | 7 | 14.428571 | |
1649348799 | 1649352019 | t3_tygsws | t5_2to41 | 9 | zylock1012: TIFU by spending money for a scam
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natural_hunter: I know somebody who spent $1,000 on porn content and he was taking loans out to pay them off. Porn addiction is a real thing and a serious threat.
True-Leather-3425: Sounds like the guy who killed his parents and brother for more money after spendi... | 3 | 3 | |
1649349103 | 1649385528 | t3_tygwxo | t5_2to41 | 20,682 | Mmoro16: TIFU by accidentally waking up 3 whole apartment blocks at 2AM with obnoxiously loud p*rn noises.
So it’s about 2am and was about to have my ritual before bed wank. Found a video and went to put my airpods in. As it turns out, they auto connected to my dads phone in the living room for whatever reason (guess h... | 15 | 1,378.8 | |
1649350921 | 1649463568 | t3_tyhjm9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheRedditPhantom: TIFU by breaking my sister's oculus headset, please tell me what to do.
Hey guys, I'm just going to skip the greeting and get on with why I'm typing this, hoping for a way to fix it.
I'm pretty young and live in a family that's definitely not rolling in dough, my sister lets me use alot of her game sy... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1649350955 | 1649427322 | t3_tyhk1s | t5_2to41 | 12 | Sherwood1487: TIFU by destroying a lego worth $2000
Obligatory this was maybe 10-12 years ago.
I as a kid, loved legos. As a kid I received a lego set, called Cloud City. Obviously being a kid I ripped it open, used it, threw it in a bin and so on. Over the years I played with my legos, building castles and having wa... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1649353049 | 1649468143 | t3_tyiara | t5_2to41 | 27 | Ambitious-Regret-828: TIFU BY TELLING TO A "FRIEND" MY BIGGEST SECRET
So Just yesterday we shared with a friend of mine our Secrets and I shared with her the biggest secret of my life.
Backstory: So when I was 13 I was talking with a girl who had send me a private photo of her while I was with my best friend (male 14 a... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1649354513 | 1649361165 | t3_tyitjr | t5_2to41 | 77 | friendlyripper: TIFU by sleeping with my mid-20 year old boss in high school.
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DISCLAIMER: I was of legal age of consent at this time, in no way was I assaulted.
About 2 years ago I worked as a lifeguard for my local swimming pool / rec center. Most of the other employees are also in high school or early ... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1649358198 | 1649392963 | t3_tyk6k2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | AccidentalUltron: TIFU by leaving my camera on at work on a zoom call
I was having a bad day already. Lots going wrong. I manage a team member at work and we stay on zoom cameras and mics off. Well today I happened to leave my camera on after I answered her question.
I worked for a while so that's not so bad I'm on my... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1649358586 | 1649359075 | t3_tykbqb | t5_2to41 | 18 | hrva1892: TIFU, well, everything, trying to get a USA tourist visa
TL, DR: Went to an interview for an American visa, whole day turned into a shitshow - lost keys, broken keys, food issues, physical injuries
A long post, but I swear all of this is true and will be well worth reading. First, a bit of a backstory, as th... | 3 | 6 | |
1649360153 | 1649367880 | t3_tykvkg | t5_2to41 | 3 | DasNath: TIFU by telling my sister that my dog died.
I have a pretty close family. My sister lives with my parents and I own a house with my wife. We have a dog and they have two dogs. One of those dogs was around when I still lived with my parents years ago.
I have a pretty dead-pan, sarcastic, and dark sense of hum... | 3 | 1 | |
1649359713 | 1649372442 | t3_tykq1q | t5_2to41 | 46 | verdammtent: TiFU by mixing ammonia and bleach accidentally and almost killing myself in the process
Mandatory explaining this didn't happen today, it happened when I was in highschool, back then my mom used to work two shifts and I had to go to school in the afternoon by myself, my chores at the time were sweping and ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1649364869 | 1649371009 | t3_tyml0v | t5_2to41 | 9 | i_am_jocko_willink: TIFU by adding butter to the non-dairy food at my college’s cafeteria
This was about 7 years ago during my sophomore year of college. I worked in the kitchen and I would help cook the dinners for the gluten-free students. I definitely had some contention with the other cooks. They would make the bla... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1649370394 | 1649392559 | t3_tyojtz | t5_2to41 | 28 | Traditional_Front637: TIFU by swallowing hot ass food
So weve all been there. So hungry the food comes and you barely blow before taking a bite and we do the whole "try to cool it down while in the mouth thing".
Well today I skipped two steps and put a piece freshly cooked shepards pie in my mouth and just swallowed.
... | 7 | 4 | |
1649370304 | 1649432031 | t3_tyoisl | t5_2to41 | 126 | GuavaCookies: TIFU by having a nosebleed
So I was at my job today working on some things that I would consider pretty stressful; I’m new to starting this job , and I’ll add, certain aspects are still over my head. I was working on some things I didn’t exactly understand, and I basically had no support. After a while o... | 6 | 21 | |
1649372020 | 1649372494 | t3_typ3ml | t5_2to41 | 24 | Kitsune257: TIFU by trying Nitro Pepsi
I am currently writing this on my phone while pacing around my backyard half dreading what I have brought upon myself. Earlier today, I was sitting in the break room at work chatting with my coworkers. One of them comes on in and we’re talking about random stuff. One of the things... | 3 | 8 | |
1649373769 | 1649374363 | t3_typp21 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU - I confess to my crush, then realised my primary school bully was fucking her on the spot!
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mconnor1984: This is how the best pornos start!
allislost81: Scene 2 Act 1: To plot my revenge, I started hitting on my bullie's mom and step sister. Bullies mom showed my step sister how it's done. Rev... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1649374298 | 1649383788 | t3_typvgc | t5_2to41 | 587 | Baxter_Borker: TIFU by not wasting food
Tldr; I feel like the Hulk used me as a fleshlight
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My wife and I have recently moved to the UK. We're both huge fans of Mexican food, and hot sauces. It's kinda hard to come by hot sauces over here that actually have flavour opposed to heat for the sake of it, but alas, we fo... | 5 | 117.4 | |
1649374682 | 1649377456 | t3_tyq04f | t5_2to41 | 6 | shadow_huskey: TIFU by playing footsie and getting called gay by the teacher
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Grizby99: Jesus that’s mean , who does that to kid … I’m sorry . You should have your parents file a complaint . That’s not ok . I’d go crazy mom on that teacher … it’s teachers like that who shouldn’t teach . I wish that teacher di... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1649373093 | 1649377282 | t3_typh56 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by goofing off in my high-school friends computer class.
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AcrobaticSource3: It’s better to goof off then jerk off in class
Chocosauce: I can't argue with that! We did have a guy known for that.
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1649377176 | 1649455231 | t3_tyqt6k | t5_2to41 | 8,382 | saccfox: TIFU by taking Benadryl for sleep and eating raw eggs
Been having hardcore insomnia lately, like 2 or 3 hours of sleep per night. I read somewhere that Benadryl is really good at knocking you out when you can’t get some shuteye.
I decided to down a few beers before I took it, just to make sure I fall asleep h... | 12 | 698.5 | |
1649381143 | 1649516839 | t3_tys26g | t5_2to41 | 181 | strengr: TIFU by teaching my son how to pee properly
I've been teaching my 6yr old how to be a more responsible male in the bathroom. I tell him that he needs to hold his pepe steady and not let it swing around, getting everything wet while he uses the bathroom.
One parenting friend told me to try a carrot as a prop.... | 14 | 12.928571 | |
1649382970 | 1649388597 | t3_tysmbh | t5_2to41 | 16 | velvetjulie: TIFU by talking about my raise.
So, this happened today. Also, English isn’t my first language so I may mess up.
On Tuesday my manager emailed me saying something along the lines of “congratulations on your raise” and I disregarded it at first because I was busy at the moment, and I knew I could check it... | 4 | 4 | |
1649384614 | 1649386923 | t3_tyt4s4 | t5_2to41 | 70 | aspy_dragon: Tifu by using the shower as a cum dump
So a couple of years ago I (18M now) was about to enter my junior year in high school, and this was during the peak of COVID, and I was extremely stressed out and I heard that fapping could relieve stress, so I tried it and I got addicted, I’ve used the least used sh... | 9 | 7.777778 | |
1649387920 | 1649402213 | t3_tyu4vo | t5_2to41 | 14 | fatalkilers: TIFU by kissing a coworker while being drunk
So the back story is, the department I am working in decided to do an annual dinner + other events. Initially, it was just a dinner + karaoke, but it ended with an extra trip to the club. The dinner was fine, with 20 other people, we had wines and drinks and it ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1649389361 | 1649415379 | t3_tyuk22 | t5_2to41 | 2 | unknown5529: TIFU: by going to a going away party for a friend.
I'm in a DND campaign, I'm one of the most experienced player in said game. The only guy around my level, and made the game fun for me, he had a going away party. He has to move to take care of his father. So with that, I was having a good day, I was looki... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1649419585 | 1649443471 | t3_tyw94h | t5_2to41 | 21 | Ketel1Kenobi: Because criminals care about breaking the law?
rotflolmaomgeez: They care about potential punishment.
Ketel1Kenobi: So they're in another country extorting people, and should be scared that they potentially have illegal pics even though you have no way of identifying them or soliciting the authorities on ... | 13 | 1.615385 | |
1649395125 | 1649442049 | t3_tyw5c1 | t5_2to41 | 143 | ntg7ncn: TIFU by visiting an mentally unstable person by myself
Sorry in advance for being kinda long...
So a few years back I had a coworker. Let's call him Chris. This guy was the kind of person that would give you the shirt off his back if you asked him. He was a soft spoken man in his forties and I was just a guy ... | 3 | 47.666667 | |
1649387702 | 1649473106 | t3_tyu2lp | t5_2to41 | 136 | paytonsglove: TIFU by cleaning my son's ears
My little man just had ear tubes put in because he has constant ear infections. It's been a constant stream of Cefdinir, amoxicillin, augmentin, etc. He'd get better toward the end of his prescription, then stay decent for a week, then have another ear infection. It's caused... | 4 | 34 | |
1649401863 | 1649428317 | t3_tyxt2t | t5_2to41 | 433 | TimeLordFishBrain: TIFU By telling all my friends that I played spin the bottle for family game night
So, a couple disclaimers right off the bat. First off, this story is not at all what it sounds like, it is 100% SFW. Second, this was sort of a long buildup, not exactly an instant "today" type fuck up.
So, a little ... | 6 | 72.166667 | |
1649403161 | 1649445101 | t3_tyy3g9 | t5_2to41 | 202 | BigDickLongSchlong: Tifu by accidentally hitting my dog thinking he was a coyote (marked NSFW for hopefully obvious reasons)
Disclaimer before everyone freaks out and calls me an animal abuser: My dog is fine, I hit him in the side, and after taking him to the vet earlier today, he has no broken bones or anything besid... | 12 | 16.833333 | |
1649406007 | 1649430664 | t3_tyyq8o | t5_2to41 | 27 | throw_away2896: TIFU By getting drunk and proceeded to be blackmailed
So this happened like 10 minutes ago and I'm still panicking. It all started when I decided to get alittle drunk and that proceeded by getting alittle horny so where do I go but to Omegle. I found someone and they say they are 18 so we add eachother ... | 10 | 2.7 | |
1649408504 | 1649445866 | t3_tyza27 | t5_2to41 | 5,963 | ShutUpNextTime: TIFU making fun of my gf
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h0elygrail: You really did fuck up ngl, imagine having a condition and you're mocked for it
Mocking anything one can't change easily, like appearance or physical condition, that usually takes a pretty chill person to laugh along and even then its not really funny tbh... | 14 | 425.928571 | |
1649408425 | 1649416806 | t3_tyz9ay | t5_2to41 | 8 | misfitvr: TIFU by forgetting I cooked rice.
Technically, almost a week ago FU (AWAFU), but I am feeling the heat today.
So, be me, living with my fiancee, in a country which is hotter than the devil's asshole after eating pani puri from South Delhi.
Said fiancee was caught up with some work last Saturday, so I was... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1649416822 | 1649419537 | t3_tz19mw | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by Having a Mental Breakdown over Ice Cream
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The_Jbulb: Jesus. Bro go see a doctor or smoke some weed or somethin.
UnadvertisedAndroid: Seriously. Dude recognizes he's got an issue, that's step one. Step 2 is do something about it
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1649423181 | 1649428176 | t3_tz34vb | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by blasting hentai on my neighbors TV
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MonstahButtonz: The neighbors kid, who is the same age as you, who has lived there for 21 years?
21 years old isn't a kid though?
Anyways, pretty funny coincidence he just happened to turn on his TV after 9pm just as you turned on your game, and he just... | 9 | 9.888889 | |
1649424119 | 1649443259 | t3_tz3fr6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not bringing enough tampons on a long road trip
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Vast_Reflection: But also . . . How does he know? Cuz period blood is one thing, but baked period blood? Why wouldn’t he have thought that someone left food in the car? Or something?
electricaltoaster666: It has a distinct smell
Vast_Reflectio... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1649424202 | 1649477466 | t3_tz3gq5 | t5_2to41 | 4,800 | MrDurka: TIFU by inviting the wrong woman to a Green day concert and week long trip to Ireland.
So I've been single for a couple years now, out of a ten year relationship. A complete Tinder noob. That shit wasn't a thing back when I was on the dating circuit. Suffice to say I hate it. Being a guy, it feels like handing... | 10 | 480 | |
1649424737 | 1649425009 | t3_tz3mw9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally opening a spicy audio next to my mom
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ttystikk: People are going to get the idea you like embarrassing yourself.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
babysushiroll: Lol what?
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1649425256 | 1649538053 | t3_tz3t0p | t5_2to41 | 38 | -Cokeman: TIFU by cooking steak while my family was playing with our hedgehog.
About a year ago my sister adopted a hedgehog. It took us a while to get used to her but interacting with her now is like second nature. Though, no one had ever cooked while she was out of her cage.
Last night was different. I had just fini... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1649426863 | 1649480138 | t3_tz4cwz | t5_2to41 | 1,673 | Another-Oasis: TIFU by agreeing to be a bridesmaid for my messy niece.
Obligatory technically not today, but the fallout happened today, so maybe it counts?
My niece (who is actually 2 years older than me and more like my cousin) got married today. She had asked me to be a bridesmaid, which was surprising since we ar... | 6 | 278.833333 | |
1649426370 | 1649522491 | t3_tz46cf | t5_2to41 | 91 | emmgdac: TIFU by almost burning the house down
This happened three days ago, I had invited a friend over and we had been drinking. He left around 1030 and I was relaxing at home and then decided to cook around 2 am- big mistake- because I had drank, I was coming down and tired and because it was 2 am, naturally I shoul... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1649430236 | 1649433437 | t3_tz5jwg | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU I think I start to have feelings for my friend after waking up from a weird dream
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pogiguy2020: Well you are just going to have to tell him you need to figure something out, then kiss him and see if it feels the same way as your dream.
ArrivalDismal4497: What if I dont feel the same?
arkiverge:... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1649433170 | 1649443818 | t3_tz6lm7 | t5_2to41 | 15,450 | throwawayacct5967: TIFU by scrolling through our internet history and finding gay porn
Obligatory this happened a few days ago.
So my boyfriend and I live together and share our laptops so we can leave one in the living room and one in our bedroom. There are no passwords and we both know we share them so I feel like ... | 22 | 702.272727 | |
1649435319 | 1649443075 | t3_tz7f2y | t5_2to41 | 52 | Realistic_Grade_8325: TIFU by trying to be one of guys and telling my boss I wanted to pay his wife for oral
I (26M) work in a physical job with 7 other men under the age of 30. The company is relatively small (less than 20 people) and the Big Boss lives in Texas. My immediate boss (we’ll call P) is about 40, he’s a... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1649437193 | 1649464441 | t3_tz837r | t5_2to41 | 19 | jellyjack: TIFU by accidentally sharing my whole screen instead of a window
This just happened 20 minutes ago and I'm hoping writing it here will help me to stop cringing about it. I didn't share anything NSFW or anything like that, but this was pretty embarrassing.
I try to share my presentation, but I have multiple ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1649438766 | 1649624500 | t3_tz8o6a | t5_2to41 | 54 | Flipmstr2: TIFU by finding an old love note in my wife’s new wallet
[Edit]. Thanks for the wide range of replies. They help regroup myself and clear my mind a bit
Hard to address all but have read all.
1) I retrieved the letter and placed it back where I found it. Thank you guys, I was being angry and in shock. 2... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1649439266 | 1649444177 | t3_tz8unp | t5_2to41 | 18 | Delicious_Oil396: TIFU for not knowing the exact meaning of the word "Pimping" and accidentally asking for goat porn?
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Wise-Working228: .....but did you get the goat porn?
toleratedsnails: Asking the important questions
Wise-Working228: Always
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1649439229 | 1649448884 | t3_tz8u5s | t5_2to41 | 32 | mofuz: TIFU by accidentally showing my vibrator to co-workers.
It all started when it fell out of my PJ pocket the night before having friends over. I didn’t noticed until the next night when we came home from the bar and I saw it sitting on the couch. I hastily shoved it in my purse before anyone saw, and then comple... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1649437687 | 1649441334 | t3_tz8acf | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by believing my mom
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the1slyyy: Lol at least you caught yourself before actually saying it out loud
PancakeProfessor: It is is how an idea can make sense for so long inside your head then immediately fall apart as soon as your mouth gets a hold of it.
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1649442694 | 1649448402 | t3_tza2pe | t5_2to41 | 9 | alm1688: TIFU by saying ‘see you later’
I’m currently living in a nursing home and rehab facility recovering from a severe hemmorhaggic stroke that has paralyzed my left side and left me wheelchair bound. I’ve befriended a handful of people here, a ninety- eight year old sweetheart who has depression and thinks negat... | 3 | 3 | |
1649443705 | 1649444279 | t3_tzafqh | t5_2to41 | 24 | Flammarionsquest: TIFU by sending my boss tentacle porn
This happened yesterday and I’m still thinking about the FU. So my coworkers and I were talking with our boss yesterday about candidates for job searches in years past (I work at a university) and that sparked a tangent about a wacky candidate who did research on ... | 4 | 6 | |
1649443170 | 1649452239 | t3_tza8vr | t5_2to41 | 24 | JadedMcGrath: TIFU by sending my elderly aunt an inappropriate gif
This happened today. I still can't believe it.
My 84 year old aunt's Facebook gets hacked/taken over at least 3-4 times a year. We've discussed secure passwords, bought Last Pass for her, etc., and yet she somehow has this happen frequently.
The perso... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1649444226 | 1649445392 | t3_tzamc7 | t5_2to41 | 0 | throwawayyy383838: TIFU by setting off the vape detectors in the school bathroom and scaring a sped kid.
Obligatory this happened last week. Our school recently installed vape detectors in the bathrooms. Last week i had iss which is in school suspension and its a small room where you sit and do work all day and its bor... | 12 | 0 | |
1649446573 | 1649468574 | t3_tzbgms | t5_2to41 | 4 | ProcrastinatorBoi: TIFU by missing two flights in a row.
Living far away from the family to go to school and it’s not very often I get to go back and visit. Parents wanted me home for my grandpa and nephew’s birthdays and were kind enough to get me some cheap tickets home for the weekend.
For the first flight I simpl... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649449520 | 1649476528 | t3_tzchml | t5_2to41 | 12 | Radiodaize: TIFU By Taking a Road Trip With The Commandant.
This happened a few years ago but still perplexes me:
I met this girl on a popular dating app for the first time. We decided to have sushi. Right away we clicked. She was smart, funny and I thought very attractive. There was never a lull in conversation. Afte... | 6 | 2 | |
1649453841 | 1649454569 | t3_tzdzyg | t5_2to41 | -4 | summermorera: TIFU by watching a cursed video
TIFU (aka last week) by watching scrolling through tiktok. I was just watching regular makeup tutorials, clothing hauls, shit posts/memes, etc until I scrolled onto one video. The sound was I believe in Russian and the video looked overly edited and "deep-fried". It was of ... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1649456489 | 1649458363 | t3_tzews5 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in my septic tank
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minitaba: Damn thats gross. Btw thats not how TLDR works
LAST_NIGHT_WAS_WEIRD: Fixed it
minitaba: Great. Would be a shame if this gold story gets deleted haha
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1649456692 | 1649537892 | t3_tzez9u | t5_2to41 | 2,388 | peanutbuttermuffs: TIFU by realizing Princess Diana was not the Princess of Whales. The animal.
This happened a year ago at a birthday dinner with a friend. There was a group of about 8 of us, my friend and her friend group and husband. We were chowing down on some dinner and discussing the hot topic of Prince Harry an... | 17 | 140.470588 | |
1649457430 | 1649472434 | t3_tzf87f | t5_2to41 | 245 | Mission-Handle-9033: TIFU by murdering shrimp
Obligatory this happened a couple months ago. I was 18 at the time, now 19f. I work as an aquarist at a small aquarium/sea turtle rehab center. Bear in mind that I was EXTREMELY new at the time this happened. This particular shift, my boss had tasked me with introducing som... | 6 | 40.833333 | |
1649458881 | 1649666170 | t3_tzfpul | t5_2to41 | 11,884 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a fungal infection on my dick for like 10 years.
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Raspbers: Note to anyone reading, there's an incubation period for most STD's/STI's. If it shows up next day, it's probably not one of those and maybe due to friction or bacteria. And if you have recurrant symptoms of ANYTHING, don't j... | 14 | 848.857143 | |
1649459551 | 1649471857 | t3_tzfxv3 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Taking2long2think: TIFU by telling a white lie... turns out it was the truth
This started a week ago, but it only turned into a fuck up today.
Some context: I take stimulants and drink coffee every morning so I can function (yay ADHD). I'm also mostly vegetarian. In other words, I have the worlds grodiest poops, and I... | 9 | 2.888889 | |
1649459006 | 1651163130 | t3_tzfrca | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU I incorrectly assumed separated with children meant available
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shesavillain: Tell the wife .. that’s nasty.
Silver_Ad1136: Fr tell the wife
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1649465604 | 1649466005 | t3_tzhro9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sniffing shoes in the locker room
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PigCopsFatTits: As a guy with a foot fetish, treat them like genitals if they arouse you. That includes anything involving expression of your sexuality.
genericgoose17: I wouldn't normally do this in public, but people have way too many extra pairs of shoes... | 3 | 1 | |
1649469015 | 1649471861 | t3_tzis6o | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a dumbass drunk veteran
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rpapafox: Getting drunk and playing with guns show you are not mature enough to own guns. You should reconsider your decision to own guns, much less carry them.
Narrow_Order1257: ALl Guns Are Loaded...Always
| 3 | 7 | |
1649469446 | 1649470407 | t3_tziwp4 | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: tifu because I got scammed out of nudes😭
For context, i’ve posted on those reddit communities where you post nude photos of yourself in order to normalize all body types. The post kinda blew up and I got a message from a guy saying he’d pay me money for éxplicit videos of myself. Honestly i was kinda bored ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1649473172 | 1649475767 | t3_tzk0a0 | t5_2to41 | 129 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a pulled pork sandwich
Obligatory this happened 10 minutes ago,
I go to college, and major league baseball season just started. Our dining hall staff thought it would be a good idea to celebrate with some hotdogs, pulled pork sandwiches, and corn on the cob (because those are foods that repr... | 4 | 32.25 | |
1649476767 | 1649546448 | t3_tzl0rh | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwaway898676: TIFU by taking too much of an edible at a concert
I made a very big mistake today and I need someone to laugh at this but I still want To be anon!! I am a medium use weed user and I usually have a higher than normal tolerance. I took a t break and tonight I found my old edibles that I haven’t touched i... | 4 | 3 | |
1649477874 | 1649482903 | t3_tzlc29 | t5_2to41 | 21 | BuzzLemonade: TIFU by not changing the font size on my computer.
I have been an “office worker” for 14 years. Im 30m and I’ve been a software engineer for 12 of them. I make great $ and I get to work on interesting things but I am often staring at a screens for long periods of time sometimes working 12-24 hrs in a stre... | 3 | 7 | |
1649481179 | 1649489406 | t3_tzm6ru | t5_2to41 | 21 | ianbmid: Tifu getting robbed and almost murdered by some Mexican gangsters while high on Meth.
Just got robbed and almost murdered by Mexican gangsters while high on meth
This just happened so I’m fucking shook right now holy shit. So here’s what happened.
I am not a regular meth user but I do it sometimes before wor... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1649481720 | 1649482346 | t3_tzmbku | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my youth pastor's gay porn
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CoolStuffSlickStuff: Netflix doesn't do any sort of porn...soooo.....
lesbianlinguist: So specifically exicit gay movies then, as I said. I don't know what Netflix has but I know what I saw lol
CoolStuffSlickStuff: so dude was watching Brokeback Mountain o... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1649483656 | 1649484594 | t3_tzms29 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a party and being an idiot
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nut_bustoo: But did you smoke the ganja
SimplyBlaze54: What kind of question is that, of course we smoked the ganja
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1649484404 | 1649489541 | t3_tzmyj4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | frickenfrickugh: TIFU by trying to surprise my FWB
Obligatory throwaway.
My FWB and I have a good "bedroom" part of our relationship. They were over for visit the other night before they left on a trip the next day. Last time they took a trip, they also took a pair of my panties along for hotel company. Without gettin... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1649485776 | 1649528721 | t3_tzna4v | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with the guy I said not to worry about
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bawjaws2000: It sounds like the relationship with your ex was pretty toxic anyway.
He dumped you.
This new guy was clearly a rebound - but you don't owe your ex anything by this stage.
Putting myself in the shoes of your ex, I would be angry a... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1649489238 | 1649588853 | t3_tzo35a | t5_2to41 | 1,553 | SubstanceJust931: TIFU by giving a mythical creature presentation on narwhals
When I was about 7 years old, I asked my dad
“Are narwhals real?”
My dad, being the person he is, replied
“No. They’re imaginary just like unicorns and superheroes”
And that’s where it started. But of course, my dad being my dad, kept t... | 7 | 221.857143 | |
1649490019 | 1649523862 | t3_tzo9j0 | t5_2to41 | 205 | ConsistentPublic: TIFU by forgetting about the events of yesterday evening
So, my daughter (2yo) ate a kinder egg and got a little stamp as the surprise toy. She played with it on paper for a bit but then started stamping her arms and came to me and asked for help with more, which I happily obliged. Anyway, we went abo... | 7 | 29.285714 | |
1649494830 | 1649513750 | t3_tzpapp | t5_2to41 | 59 | Wonderingisagift: TIFU By dropping half an MDMA tab before doing my first skydive
So this happened 12 years ago, but I've hardly ever talked about it, and how bad it was.
My friend and I decided to organise a tandem skydive with a local company in the city I was living at the time, Australia. I also had a few pills I... | 8 | 7.375 | |
1649495784 | 1649736411 | t3_tzpice | t5_2to41 | 8 | natesovenator: TIFU by working late on a project, soldering circuits and watching emotional anime.
Hooo boy! I finally have something for you all! This happened minutes ago. And like a true redditor, rather than seek proper medical attention. I shall post, wait, and maybe seek it later.
I have a bad habit of getting s... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1649496847 | 1649529702 | t3_tzpqg6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | The-Broken-Puppet19: TIFU by triggering my SO
I'm still feeling the effects from this, and at least I got my SO (Shane) to sleep tonight. Needless to say, I'm going to be more careful with what comes from my mouth from now on. I love this man so much and I don't want to lose him!
It all started Thursday. I (21F) don'... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1649500431 | 1649542948 | t3_tzqj1d | t5_2to41 | 11,090 | FaxesHairyScrotum: TIFU by forgetting to close gay porn on my computer before teaching my 5th grade class
Background story:
I’m a 34 year old gay man, and I live in a country where being gay is not looked upon as favorably as one might wish. I teach in a Christian school in an affluent part of city where most of the p... | 31 | 357.741935 | |
1649502737 | 1649546365 | t3_tzr2f7 | t5_2to41 | 2,264 | [deleted]: Tifu getting drunk, hanging with a girl and telling her my deepest secrets.
So yesterday some friends and I went to the club, we drank, had a big night, I met a girl who was nice, not really my type at first but she seemed like a genuine person, we went to a friend's house, got pretty close, kissed and all t... | 9 | 251.555556 | |
1649506692 | 1649507202 | t3_tzs183 | t5_2to41 | 3 | YesCasuallyAccept: Tifu while getting distracted while undressing
I need help with this one! How do i make this less awkward
Throwaway fir obv reasons
Ok so i (14m) was feeling like taking a shower so i go to my room (while watching a video on my phone) half undress and get distracted by the video. So im laying on ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1649512438 | 1649512907 | t3_tztnnx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by haveing a chat with the girl i am into
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Splyce123: How old are you?
[deleted]: over 18, like to leave this out, not sure if her bf is on reddit finds it and now comeing for my butt xD
edit, infact we are both 18+
Splyce123: I ask because it sounds like 14 year olds having drama.
[deleted]: ... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1649512293 | 1649514214 | t3_tztm3v | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU My friend saw homoerotic fanfiction i wrote of us
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jeffinRTP: With all the possible names you could have used you accidentally pick you and your roommate's names. Are you sure there is nothing subconscious going on?
MissingMax1227: I used an app to choose all the names except mine 😭 tho my fr... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1649514033 | 1649523095 | t3_tzu642 | t5_2to41 | 27 | donramon2022: Tifu by giving to university students while on fire!
Tifu by giving class to university students while on fire!
This happened few years back when i was starting out as a teacher as you may know when you are just starting in life financial situation ain't the greatest so if a cigaret is not done you "clip ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1649515739 | 1649518110 | t3_tzuptg | t5_2to41 | 14 | PassionIcy941: TIFU by thinking it would be easy to take a quick video on my e-scooter
(This happened yesterday, feeling like I got hit by a Mac truck today) Very quick, not too harmful, and completely my fault (I’m an idiot, I know) but just thought I’d share for a laugh.
For some background, this week was beyond aw... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1649521894 | 1649533067 | t3_tzwtr4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ToInfinityandBirds: TIFU by accidentally faking a service dog
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diablollama: Where's the fuck up?
ToInfinityandBirds: The part where i commkted a minor crime? Eh.
diablollama: I see no crime.
| 4 | 2.25 | |
1649524768 | 1649810251 | t3_tzxstq | t5_2to41 | 15,884 | Imaginary-Location35: TIFU by ending up in the ER bc of a bullet vibrator
Happened at 6:30 this morning. I've never gotten it stuck when I insert the first half/ tip, but my bf and I were having amazing sex a few minutes prior so I guess it had more room than when I use it at the entrance of my vagina on my own. It is ... | 24 | 661.833333 | |
1649527077 | 1649527412 | t3_tzyktm | t5_2to41 | 14 | cheezpizza87: TIFU by making an inappropiate joke at the pizzeria.
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Tough_Tea_7620: y would you say that
cheezpizza87: I don't know, it just popped into my head right after the discussion we had while waiting in line. It just happened...
Tough_Tea_7620: you dumb asf for that ngl
cheezpizza87: Can't argue with ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1649528826 | 1649529439 | t3_tzz5sb | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally interrupting a presenter in a large Zoom meeting.
This was yesterday.
I work from home, and our company had an optional meeting to introduce the new hires who had recently joined. I had some free time in my calendar, so I thought I’d join it and meet them.
There were about 25 people i... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1649529098 | 1649574721 | t3_tzz95r | t5_2to41 | 2,515 | [deleted]: TIFU lost $5,000
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AlcareruElennesse: You then say I had a ticket and this employee took it, check the video, get her fired for this.
Volsnug: Something tells me the guy that showed up was in on it
UzoicTondo: So fucking what? How does that stop the cops from arresting the cashier who stole OP's tick... | 13 | 193.461538 | |
1649528986 | 1649576382 | t3_tzz7ok | t5_2to41 | 145 | Bongbart: Tifu by breaking my pc whilst upgrading hardware
I upgraded my pc today with 16gb of ram and a nice m.2 500gb sad. For many it's just a small thing but it's the first nice thing I got myself in a long time (5 years).
So upgrading ram was no problem, immediately detected but the SSD didn't show up so I resett... | 6 | 24.166667 | |
1649530025 | 1649541936 | t3_tzzk63 | t5_2to41 | 17 | BupChup: TIFU and nearly got stranded at the DMV.
For context, I'm 20m, super behind on my driving stuff, and today I woke up early this morning to go to the DMV so I can take my permit test. I spend minutes checking over everything, to make sure I'm prepared for what waiting at the DMV entails. Headphones? Check. Nin... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1649531618 | 1649597970 | t3_u003ii | t5_2to41 | 71 | Kamikazezxv: TIFU by making my family proud for an offer when it turned out to be a mistake
I am at my senior year at high school. I applied to 3 universities and 3 colleges. 1 of the universities and 2 of the colleges I applied to are working together. A collaborative program. One of the college of the collaborative p... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1649534296 | 1649535684 | t3_u00yy7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Crosshairqueen: TIFU by trying to make a frozen pumpkin pie.
Alright, I read this sub all the time and today is the first day I’ve fucked up enough that it’s worthy to be posted.
I’m 18F staying home with my sister while my parents are out, and my mom suggested that I bake the frozen pumpkin pie that she has in the fr... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1649535416 | 1649574835 | t3_u01cec | t5_2to41 | 41 | Foreign_Being154: TIFU by trying to warm up my fleshlight with HOT water
This was last night
My wife went out for a girls night. We've been on a bit of a dry spell... about 2 weeks. She's been stressed and sore so I don't pursue sex when she's like that.
Anyways she goes out and I decide to treat myself to a good wa... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1649535624 | 1649613046 | t3_u01eto | t5_2to41 | 16,946 | SadBitchAlert: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob and getting a middle aged couple stuck in snow for 3 hours
This happened last weekend. My boyfriend and I spent the weekend skiing and left the mountain early to get home on Sunday. We were a couple of horny motherfuckers, so I figured I’d suck a dick for funsies. In... | 14 | 1,210.428571 |
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