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1649536603 | 1649537521 | t3_u01qbd | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going out with another girl alone without telling my gf
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Scottttttttttt1823: If you hanging out with another girl is a problem…your girlfriend isn’t mature enough for a relationship. You should be able to hang out with a friend without her being upset about it.
throwaway123442211: In my coun... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1649536788 | 1649615210 | t3_u01scs | t5_2to41 | 2,192 | xXparadyceXx: TIFU by helping my mom edit her pictures
Obligatory "this happened a few months ago".
I (27F) was helping my mom (56F) edit the pictures she took (on her iphone) when she was on vacation. She told me that she wanted to make them look more vibrant and colorful to make her sister jealous, but that for som... | 9 | 243.555556 | |
1649539246 | 1649577860 | t3_u02lm3 | t5_2to41 | 25 | XT-356: TIFU by not realizing a coworker asked me to hang out
I been out of the dating scene for a long time and even then, I could never pick up on cues that women gave me. I been talking to a co worker for quite I while and we get along pretty well and we talk when we get a chance.
I like talking to her and I think... | 5 | 5 | |
1649539231 | 1649550029 | t3_u02lfy | t5_2to41 | 16 | BadF000d222: Tifu by watching extreme nsfw and got caught
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s3mones: Squid games
Flurble123: LMAO 😆
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1649539188 | 1649582293 | t3_u02kuc | t5_2to41 | 3,812 | Brodo12: TIFU by ordering cappucino and always drinking it at the end when the hairdresser was done "cold".
So to be fair this TIFU was about three years ago.Every time I visit the hairdresser I order a cappucino if they ask me. The first few times I always ordered it and drank it after 30 Minutes when the hairdresser ... | 6 | 635.333333 | |
1649539751 | 1649540692 | t3_u02rkq | t5_2to41 | 28 | CoatAmazing5605: TIFU when my mom caught a guy in my room
I (f19) snuck my boyfriend (m19) in my room so he has a place to stay for awhile since his house wasn't okay due to family reasons. I snuck him in during midnight and when he was about to sneak out the next day at a time I know my parents are usually asleep, hou... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1649540911 | 1649548743 | t3_u0354h | t5_2to41 | 12 | sexydude772: TIFU by dropping the Wi-Fi Router
I (14m) have been taken the Wi-Fi router up the stairs recently to get better internet speeds when playing Xbox with my friends.
Around 10:15 I finished playing after my parents fell asleep,and was bringing the Wi-Fi router down the stairs.
I accidentally dropped it and ... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1649541818 | 1649664266 | t3_u03g5g | t5_2to41 | 13,937 | [deleted]: TIFU Getting Caught Masturbating at Work
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ThePretentiousPride: You… don’t have one earbud in?
Sir, this is a supreme level of buffoonery that is unmatched.
deltajulietbravo: I mean could you not just go jack off in the bathroom if you have to do it at work?
NewAccount971: This is what complete lack... | 12 | 1,161.416667 | |
1649541070 | 1649564683 | t3_u0372y | t5_2to41 | 25 | Throwaway379383829: TIFU by convincing my boss to have a few drinks with everyone at the bonding trip
Ok so not exactly today but I figured I should wait till we were all home.
My boss runs a small but successful company, during the off season he suggested we get our workspace renovated and all go on a company bonding... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1649543022 | 1649546042 | t3_u03u6h | t5_2to41 | 17 | mdubs6: TIFU by being a bad friend
I was out at a bar with a couple friends of mine a few weeks ago. It was a dive bar, but we decided to just go have some drinks and relax on the weekend. During the night I was talking to one of my friends and I saw that one of my other friends that I was with was in a confrontation w... | 13 | 1.307692 | |
1649543256 | 1649544127 | t3_u03wt5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Throwaway497497: TIFU by suggesting a friend should shave for her hot date
Throwaway because my friend was really embarrassed by this and might recognize me. It was a friend who actually FU, but I was the instigator:
Was out with my wife and another couple last night - good friends. We were talking about another (divo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1649543357 | 1649564892 | t3_u03xym | t5_2to41 | 22 | Grouchy_Anybody_8635: Tifu by calling poison control
Tldr in bottom
Throwaway account bc people i know know my main who i don't want to tell this too lol. Tifu by calling poison control, yeah just now. Now, let me preface that it was for me and I wasn't that concerned but I just wanted to make sure.
So I bought thi... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1649543608 | 1649584338 | t3_u040y5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending a girl who doesn’t want to see me money
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MycoBro: Universe is fucking with you better get your shit together
Fickle-Reception-378: I am very embarrassed because she didn’t send it back. I can’t ask for it back without looking weird. Luckily it’s not a lot of money but it’s more the e... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1649543956 | 1649545565 | t3_u044tf | t5_2to41 | 31 | AsexualPornAddict: TIFU by exposing my out-of-work friend as an r/soccer mod to his parents getting him kicked out of their house
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uf-ohno: You trying to farm karma for ruining someone's life?
What the fuck is wrong with people
kosomelmods: parents finding out youre a reddit mod = life ruined 😭😭
uf-ohno: Ki... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1649545639 | 1649549881 | t3_u04o36 | t5_2to41 | -5 | throwawayo94: TIFU it's bad I'm scared
I was texting this girl and she lives over seas was just flirting and stuff. Then we ended up dating she turned out to be super clingy and just a butch ifl didn't do what she wanted. So wanted to break up but she wasn't having it. (Btw we sent nudes to each other but would delete ... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1649548735 | 1649595313 | t3_u05l4j | t5_2to41 | 314 | MrDreamThief: TIFU by not paying attention to the signs I was having a bad day
Woke up late by 45 minutes and had to rush to get to work. It's Saturday and I am management, so no one said anything, but I could tell they knew. Was helping clean some drain lines and the damn thing regurgitated a 12% acidic, stinking, was... | 4 | 78.5 | |
1649549517 | 1649563003 | t3_u05trs | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwayga1853: TIFU by not talking to the cute girl in front of me
So was in a Starbucks today trying to get some work done. And there was this cute girl who sat across the table from me. ldk why but she really seemed like my type and that we'd probably get along well. Apart from the casual "can you watch my stuff" wh... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1649551630 | 1649559474 | t3_u06fel | t5_2to41 | 288 | nthomas06: TIFU Pretended to be a guest at hotel to get a free breakfast and fuck around in the pool.
Today I fucked up by as the title says, Pretending to be a guest at a hotel for a free breakfast and pool time.
I am at a therapeutic boarding school (TBS) and me (15M) and roommate (17M) were super bored so we decid... | 7 | 41.142857 | |
1649553444 | 1649593370 | t3_u06xi1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | weepingwillows123: TIFU by almost unknowingly crashing my ex-BFF’s wedding
I was best friend’s with this girl from 1st grade through senior year of high school. But when she left for college, she ghosted out on me and our other two friends in our friend group. She went to a super Christian university and I realized tha... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1649554557 | 1649556140 | t3_u078wc | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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No_Contest6828: How old are you?
PrizedRadish: Better be 15 or I’m calling the cops
ThePretentiousPride: Don’t care. Even if he’s 15, too, lmao.
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1649554772 | 1649604352 | t3_u07b1x | t5_2to41 | 813 | Purple-Reaction3522: TIFU- I called my male friend gay after he asked me out
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RNPC5000: Jesus, let me get this straight
1. You liked the guy but you turned him down when he was probably just trying to offer his gratitude cause you're shy, and you assumed it was a date.
2. You called him gay to deflect...
3. N... | 5 | 162.6 | |
1649555420 | 1649556571 | t3_u07hnk | t5_2to41 | 77 | LordoftheExiled: TIFU by re-using a cup and getting very spicy water.
Last night I was replacing the coil on my vape, I poured the 6% vape fluid into a cup as to not waste it, changed my coil, reassembled my vape and poured the vape fluid into the chamber.
I work a lot so my weekend is relaxing and drinking. Last nigh... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1649555690 | 1649555890 | t3_u07kbo | t5_2to41 | 15 | Spedyboi76: TIFU by consuming way too much caffeine
Pretty simple F up. It started this morning, I woke up ready for a nice Saturday intending to see some friends and then later on go with my mom to a soccer game. Sounds like a fun day. Beginning this morning, I decided to eat a smaller breakfast and have a nice black ... | 3 | 5 | |
1649558722 | 1649562293 | t3_u08f48 | t5_2to41 | 14 | MediocreResolution61: TIFU by wearing a bracelet for my pictures
Long story short, I have a boyfriend and in this day and age, you’ve often heard of the phrases, “milf” “dilf” so as a joke, I paid to get two custom bracelets with our favorite colors and matching words, “Future Milf” and “Future Dilf”. Since they’re kin... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1649562422 | 1649616589 | t3_u09ecg | t5_2to41 | 106 | joethehobojoe: TIFU went on a date with a woman for the first time in 7yrs
So, I've gotta post this somewhere because I dont have many people to share this with. Anyways, happened last Friday.
Met a girl on tinder a while ago, lost contact and hit her up recently. Well she messaged me and asked me if I'd like to get... | 5 | 21.2 | |
1649562221 | 1649587973 | t3_u09cfm | t5_2to41 | 41 | KingNewbie: TIFU by playing a carnival game
This was several years ago, but it came to mind recently.
Back when my kids were in kindergarten and pre-school, we were effectively still in baby jail and had limited options on where we could take them on weekends. One place that was well-suited to their age group was [Gil... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1649563419 | 1649564690 | t3_u09o82 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Ellenwood1998: TIFU by owning an air fryer
So the past few months of air frying all my snacks and lazy meals have caught up to me. I was feeling hungry and lazy in equal parts and have grown accustomed to keeping things like frys, tenders, and cheese sticks in the freezer due to my newly formed bad habits. Tonight was ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1649564053 | 1649648372 | t3_u09u54 | t5_2to41 | 20 | throwthisaway_999: TIFU by offering to pay the bill while being broke!
So last night i went out drinking with a friend and his wife.They are visiting from another city. it was honestly kind of boring, music was too loud we couldn't speak much and i didn't have much of an appetite either. but i was out after a long time... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1649564310 | 1649566604 | t3_u09wk8 | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a girl at my place of work. Her car got towed.
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Massive_Bookkeeper84: Awesome story no matter the outcome. Almost worth 75 bucks just to listen to you tell the story later. You’ll tell this tale a gazillion times. Love the moment!
Educational_Side258: I'm likely telling the ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1649564551 | 1649569995 | t3_u09ywi | t5_2to41 | 20 | serrafinagal: TIFU By helping a Trans girl patient who is close to killing hersf.
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Far-Score-3156: Yeah I gotta say idk where YOU fucked up. Seems like you didn’t fuck anything up to me.
serrafinagal: I don't regret it but Nurses do not quest6 Drs orders . my husband's position will lily protect me but I thin... | 5 | 4 | |
1649532647 | 1649568205 | t3_u00fst | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the wrong type of NAIR and causing chemical burns on my face
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Thimble-Thin: Bag balm is great for healing scars but not of the chemical variety until the damage is done.
Definitely see a dermatologist if you can.
If you're in the USA, layer up with neosporin liberally in a small sp... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1649564789 | 1649598315 | t3_u0a10i | t5_2to41 | 14 | VlonerPapi666: TIFU by falling in love once again
Obligatory this didn’t actually happen today, but it’s been a whole process. I’d say it started about three weeks ago, and has been ongoing.
So I recently got out of a very, very emotionally turbulent relationship with my extremely toxic ex-girlfriend (about a month a... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1649564596 | 1649628601 | t3_u09za1 | t5_2to41 | 61 | DerekIsAGooner: TIFU by flying American Airlines
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AmericanKamikaze: I have only heard bad things about AA lately. Sucks for them. I hope everyone gets the message and stays away. When I was buying stocks I thought “Wow, AA is super under valued” nope. Their stock is low because the suck.
Wylie28: Have you hear... | 8 | 7.625 | |
1649565446 | 1649604772 | t3_u0a6j2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | NebulaBrief5880: TIFU by getting the cops called on me over text messages
Hey, reddit! I did a bad... (Happened over text)
Here's the story:
I was messing around with my friends, calling a group chat that was just a spam message from someone. (I called 20 people at once) Nobody answered, whatever. But then, somebody... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649567538 | 1649727748 | t3_u0ap14 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Basic_Toe1313: TIFU by trusting my mentally unstable sister
Didn't really happen today, it happened back in October last year.
TL;DR: Mentally unstable sister tried to kill me and my older sister and then lied to the cops about it.
Hold onto your butts, this is a wild ride.
I (24F) took a trip from Kansas to vi... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1649577462 | 1649578115 | t3_u0cz67 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Reyon2099: TIFU Making fun of Twilight and proceeding to have nightmares 'cause of it
Obligatory didn't happen today but rather 2-3 weeks ago.
So I was hanging out with my girlfriend at my place and we decided to watch the 2nd Twilight movie since we had fun laughing at the first one. We are very into vampire movies, ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1649576320 | 1649663093 | t3_u0cqk1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | shallweskate: TIFU by moving my hotel pool lounge chair
Staying at a nice "ritzy" hotel and thought to head to the pool 3 hours ago to try and tan my pasty self. Snagged a lounge chair closest to the patch of sunlight, one of them sturdy heavy wooden things with wide slats top to bottom. After 15 mins of nothing so muc... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1649579294 | 1649605932 | t3_u0ddmi | t5_2to41 | 18,759 | Additional-Shame-476: TIFU by having a hair in my panties
This happened yesterday and i still feel weird about it.
While i (f) was at work i felt some mild pain in my crotch area, like when you rode a bike with an uncomfortable seat. I have a relatively big inner labia, so i didn't think too much about it, sometimes i... | 14 | 1,339.928571 | |
1649583672 | 1649598681 | t3_u0eare | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my bf he's unmotivated
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No-Guess-2711: Don’t be regretful, you made and effort to have a difficult conversation in an attempt to help him. Don’t beat yourself up for trying.
TitsOfClay: Absolutely agree
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1649584514 | 1649604261 | t3_u0egsx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU used my younger sisters’ vibrators as rubbers (erasers for Americans)
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SeraphiraMorana: I just came here to say as a fellow Aussie, I love our slang.
Plane_Chance863: How do you feel about Canadians wearing Roots apparel?
StatisticianLivid710: What you talking aboot?
Plane_Chance863: "rooting" ... | 7 | 1 | |
1649585634 | 1649593054 | t3_u0ephw | t5_2to41 | 40 | SomePancakes4me: Tifu by accidentally bomb threat-ing my high school Board President
(TLDR at the bottom)
Okay so to get started.. this happened a few months ago, back a few days before Christmas. I saw these adorable plastic pigs with squeakers in them on Amazon. I just thought they were cute but didn’t have an excu... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1649578496 | 1649656965 | t3_u0d7d0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Brute_Squad_44: TIFU by Spilling Boiling Water on My Hand
Well, not today, the day before yesterday. (TDBYIFU?)
Our ice maker and water dispenser in our fridge stopped working. It's an older fridge, so it's not uncommon. I thought the filter might be clogged. When I went to check it, there was ice condensed on the out... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649592925 | 1649593492 | t3_u0gdrj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: tifu by ruining her bday and our anni
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Half_burnt_skunk: WTF did I just read? Obviously an ai bot. You'll never be human.
Destined4gr8: humans aren’t perfect neither are you
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1649593731 | 1649798211 | t3_u0gl7r | t5_2to41 | 571 | Inquisitor23397: TIFU by telling my “boss” I’m not coming in
Ok, we’ll she’s not really my boss, but in the hierarchy of my job I’m a lowly “worker” and she’s what they call a “CC.”
Long story short, back in January I requested a week of leave for May. It was approved, that is until last week when I get an email from... | 9 | 63.444444 | |
1649593738 | 1649597421 | t3_u0glal | t5_2to41 | 25 | yaboi_srcarter2012: TIFU by moving in next to my ex
Quick little back story to begin with. I (28 M) dated this girl (26 F) back in high school. We broke up, she moved away, and life went on.
Fast forward to 2020, I moved to the city that she moved to. She told me of a place for rent that was right next to her place s... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1649601416 | 1649642225 | t3_u0iw2b | t5_2to41 | 7,354 | loaded-smores: TIFU by trying shrooms and sobbing in the middle of sex
I have tried them a couple times but not felt much from them. This time I used more, and felt a little more, but it didnt last. Later on, when my partner and I were in bed, things seemed back to normal, and we started going at it. But suddenly,... | 10 | 735.4 | |
1649602247 | 1649604031 | t3_u0j5tw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife ‘all that fat is going to your ass’
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DarkAthena: Stare at her butt and then smile. Tell her you like it.
Or apologize for being insensitive.
PalatableRadish: Both
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1649603236 | 1649646822 | t3_u0jiep | t5_2to41 | 1,063 | ArielUh: TIFU pushing buttons blindly.
TIFU, about a month ago.
My parents had bought a super fancy toilet seat with all the bells and whistles. The seat and bidet is heated. Absolute luxury. Haha
My nephew fell in love. He would disappear for an hour into the bathroom. So they got him one. Heated, with awesome bidet... | 6 | 177.166667 | |
1649604672 | 1649726022 | t3_u0jzlc | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a brutally honest text to the wrong person
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SteenTNS: I don't think this text was harsh or brutally honest. Imo it shows that you care and that you think about your guy.
TikaPants: I agree but I can’t edit the title. And I can’t unsend my anxiety if the text. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Minute-Ad-2... | 12 | 3.583333 | |
1649607195 | 1649628969 | t3_u0ku9f | t5_2to41 | 9,308 | Gain-Horror: TIFU by eating 500mgs of edible before a Easter party
This happened yesterday when I ate the edible that is today is the day of the party and I haven’t don’t anything for the party yet because I’m still way too high to do anything.
Welp last night I decided to test my limits to see just how much edible I ... | 9 | 1,034.222222 | |
1649612603 | 1649645720 | t3_u0mqin | t5_2to41 | 1,860 | VavaVoooooooooom: TIFU Answering a call from Sergeant Sexy Pants
Edit: I'm a woman
So I work test driving pre-production vehicles on the night shift. It's a pretty good gig as I get to listen to music and audiobooks for 8-10 hours, no boss breathing down my neck or customers to deal with.
I was starting a shift and ... | 10 | 186 | |
1649612099 | 1649620273 | t3_u0mjxb | t5_2to41 | 25 | Poop_Feast42069: TIFU by thinking I can cure my drunkenness by chewing peppercorns
Last night I got drunk with my girlfriend at a bar and we came home and I decided to smoke some weed while my girlfriend showered. This was the first time ive smoked weed in a few months but I used to be a heavy smoker. I was drunk, so I... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1649612165 | 1649684852 | t3_u0mkqa | t5_2to41 | 7 | _anonymousbruh2_: TIFU by ACTUALLY trusting a youtube video on how to clean darkened lips.
Alt account.
I am a teen, not from a from a wealthy family just barely above BPL.
Over the past few months my lips have been getting somewhat dark in color(no offense to anyone but my color was pink ever since I was born)I thou... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1649610808 | 1649654165 | t3_u0m3sv | t5_2to41 | 5 | derpywormy2: Tifu by kissing a friend
This takes place last night
I (m19) was working my usual Saturday shift when I was invited to a bonfire. So I went after my shift and to hang at fire. I met up with him(18) at the fire and we caught up and I learned he might be going to jail soon for a drunk mistake a few months... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1649614657 | 1649615546 | t3_u0nh5x | t5_2to41 | 52 | ZephixVI: TIFU by ignoring all common sense with bees
This happened just the other day.
I work outside, in a part of town with a decent amount of open space for animals to move around. Naturally, this includes a decent amount of trees and flowers too. I was walking back to my car at the end of the day and saw someone ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1649616102 | 1649620794 | t3_u0nzuk | t5_2to41 | 3 | Suspicious_Kazoo: TIFU by letting my teacher see the cover of my book.
This was actually a couple of days ago, but i’m still mortified.
Basically, I was reading a romance book, really cheesy but I love it. It’s my favorite book.
However, the cover is two people kissing. And it is very obvious that it is a romance bo... | 3 | 1 | |
1649619379 | 1649688390 | t3_u0p5c1 | t5_2to41 | 6,898 | RainAndMountain: TIFU by hooking up with a "straight" guy
Yesterday i (25M) was very horny, since I live in a small rural town in Brazil, it's very hard to find a hook-up. No one on Grindr was responding (around 15 people in the whole city), so I went on a live chat for meet up called Bate Papo Uol. There, I texted a g... | 19 | 363.052632 | |
1649620892 | 1649621387 | t3_u0powe | t5_2to41 | 9 | Dtour5150: TIFU By Going A Little Too Hard
So I work nights. Last night we closed late, coworker and a few friends wanted to meet at another place, have a few drinks, and just chill. I myself have been drinking waaaaay less lately, but decided to have a scotch, my usual go-to. Well, one turned into 3, and then karaoke,... | 3 | 3 | |
1649621143 | 1649624898 | t3_u0ps0a | t5_2to41 | 27 | Away_you_throw69: TIFU because I interpreted a normal Message as a Flirting attempt.
So this happend a few minutes ago and I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
So I've been talking to this Girl for some weeks now. The problem is, she only looks at her messages once a day at exactly 9pm. Very rearly we chat during t... | 3 | 9 | |
1649620365 | 1649646497 | t3_u0phyp | t5_2to41 | 54 | anotherspiff: TIFU by trying a new recipe before taking my ADHD meds
Every Sunday, I make pancakes for breakfast for the kids using muffin mixes. For a mix that yields 6 muffins, you add 1 large egg and 2/3 cup of milk (slightly less if you want thicker pancakes).
My youngest son wanted chocolate chocolate chip but ... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1649622093 | 1649623386 | t3_u0q3x9 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Emma_Watsons_Tampon: TIFU by shitting my pants in the school library right next to my GF
Welp, title says it all. I literally just did this. I had some stomach issues this morning and had a rather loose stool, but I was pretty sure I got it all out before we left. Stomach was fine, didnt have any excess gas on the way ... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1649624133 | 1649695202 | t3_u0qtgm | t5_2to41 | 275 | [deleted]: TIFU by backing out of my driving lesson and test
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AceOfWildCards: You did the correct thing. The one lesson no one really teachs is that you should only drive when you feel it's safe to do so. Great Job keep up the good work!
Arrowkill: There was no f up here. This is definitely 'Today I did we... | 11 | 25 | |
1649624129 | 1649636117 | t3_u0qtdy | t5_2to41 | 9 | rawbery79: TIFU by not wearing my eye mask correctly.
I've had a stye on my left eye for a few months now. It didn't really bug me, but my ophthalmologist gave me a bit of a talking to the last time I saw him (I've got several eye things going on) and suggested I use warm tea bags as a compress to help it go down.
I t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1649626228 | 1649627863 | t3_u0rjgj | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with the guy I have been seeing’s best friend
I (18F) have been seeing a guy that we will call William (18M) for nearly 2 years. I wouldn’t say we are dating as we are pretty much best friends who sleep together, but not exclusively. This arrangement works well for us both as we live on a sm... | 4 | 17 | |
1649627848 | 1649644027 | t3_u0s3t5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my aunt porn in my phone
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Beautifulblueocean: You accidentally posted 3 paragraphs twice OP
devinzelman: Is that against the rules or something?
Beautifulblueocean: I was just trying to help the dude out.
devinzelman: Whatever is going on here its over my head
Beautifulblueocean: Whe... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1649628526 | 1650005453 | t3_u0scsj | t5_2to41 | 18,012 | NR_Tupaco: TIFU by having sex while on a zoom meeting.
Let me start by saying it happened a couple weeks ago. So I have a daily meeting at 7am with all managers we discuss overnight operations and issues we have to address for the day. I call in on my cell but am muted and camera off like always. As the meeting is goi... | 13 | 1,385.538462 | |
1649632574 | 1649636228 | t3_u0tpfs | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off into my roommate's panties?
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darkjad3n: What man hasn't done this in some capacity be it to a roommates, friends, friends sister etc... It happens and be done with it. You didn't do any harm to her or her clothes. I would have just thrown them out myself, but you went the extra ... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1649632835 | 1649637011 | t3_u0tsjw | t5_2to41 | 19 | deobitec: Tifu by burying my baby succulents
About two months ago I started propogating succulent leaves. I have a group of five plants that have already detached from the leaves they were originally growing from and they are TINY. Like less than half a centimeter around tiny.
I took them from the soil they were rest... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1649635351 | 1649636414 | t3_u0ulql | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my cuts accidentally to my mother.
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Coolcause: This is my worst nightmare because my mother would probably victimise herself or gaslight me into thinking I'm just faking it
CheeseyManowano: damn that sounds terrible i feel bad for you
Coolcause: I feel bad for you because your mother... | 7 | 2 | |
1649637580 | 1649707178 | t3_u0va0j | t5_2to41 | 13 | Navke: TIFU by scratching my roommates expensive electric guitar, leading to an argument which ended in him saying "Fuck you man, seriously, fuck you".
Me and my roommate have lived 2 and a half year together. We moved from our previous flat to our current almost a year ago. We live with one more guy who he got to know... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1649638346 | 1649699810 | t3_u0vi8r | t5_2to41 | 18 | Fast_Doge: TIFU by hooking up with an engaged girl
So I live in Germany, and we have many Ukrainian people coming and going. We had some at our house a few times, but in this one family, there was a girl, let's call her Sarah.
Sarah is this really cute girl, with a wonderful character. Her family is also very loving.... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1649641860 | 1649644951 | t3_u0wl0z | t5_2to41 | 62 | anna-banannas: TIFU by reheating leftovers with no shirt on
So, I’ve had a long 3 weeks traveling, working, and a wedding. Literally have only been home a handful of times and those times were spent sleeping. Today being my first day in a while just to be lazy and chill out in my apartment, I didn’t and still don’t see... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1649642789 | 1649644198 | t3_u0wvhy | t5_2to41 | 6 | Pineapples_29: TIFU by clicking on a pixel ad that tried scamming me and almost exploded my iphone....
On r/place some user claimed to have a picture of the original r/place which is completely false as what this guy was talking about was “The Million Dollar Homepage” which is basically a bunch of stupid ads from 2006.... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1649643743 | 1649659143 | t3_u0x6bm | t5_2to41 | 49 | honor_bound15: TIFU by accidentally crushing my wife's faith in me.
So my wife is pregnant with our third son and currently in the third trimester. To make a long story short we're both not emotionally stable as in complete opposites. But it works and our children have a healthy balance between the two of us. My wife w... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1649644238 | 1649644567 | t3_u0xbrf | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by potentially having my university degree revoked
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Bobwiththebigone: Just pretend you were drunk when you wrote it. Normal university life.
Eli-Aurelius: Or say you were hacked…
| 3 | 7.666667 | |
1649645864 | 1649646515 | t3_u0xtb5 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Yoozerneim: TIFU by searching for participants for my masters thesis on Tinder
EDIT: It's not masters, it's bachelor thesis, blaming it on not being a native language speaker and fast Google search (also, made tldr more obvious)
This happened yesterday. For some context, I'm a gay closeted student in the middle of his... | 3 | 0 | |
1649647519 | 1649684230 | t3_u0yb55 | t5_2to41 | 21,832 | iamfixingcar: TIFU by getting blunt force trauma to my vagina
Actually happened last night. Basically, my fiancé(31m) and I(29f) were going at it with me on top when we mistimed a stroke and I rammed down onto his dick with the full force of my body behind it. I fell off of him, cupping myself like I'd just been kicked... | 10 | 2,183.2 | |
1649648797 | 1649677980 | t3_u0yo98 | t5_2to41 | 23 | garldamcpleb: TIFU By Seeing My Stepdad's Nudes
This happened just a few minutes ago and I don't know whether to laugh or off myself lol.
I (17f) have always had a good relationship with my stepdad (42m) and have known him since I was 5. I've known for a long time that he wasn't exactly straight, and have no issues... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1649648892 | 1649669161 | t3_u0yp5v | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a *personal* item on my bed when my friend came over
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Party-Glass-3626: You lost me when you refer to your vibe as a "she". Shouldn't it be a "he"?
scarabking91: How would you know what the vibrator's gender is? I'm sure OP is lot more intimate with it than you are.
Party-Glass-3626:... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1649651348 | 1649663047 | t3_u0zdk8 | t5_2to41 | 476 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating while my roommate was awake in the bunk above me, I’m pretty positive she knows and now it’s really awkward…
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randomguyonline123: You masturbated for HOURS ? Is it normal for women ? I'm clueless about this.
LazarianV: ... wait you're telling me as a guy you've never edged or ha... | 10 | 47.6 | |
1649653388 | 1649653915 | t3_u0zxhi | t5_2to41 | 35 | Cubbance: TIFU by talking about someone outside the elevator.
I work in a hospital, and there's this one guy who works in Environmental Services (housekeeping) that I just can't stand. I have plenty of cause to not like him, it's not just a vendetta. For context, he told me, a gay man, that only relationships between... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1649653877 | 1649683398 | t3_u1025e | t5_2to41 | 44 | Hiraeth_Ghxst_: TIFU by putting Spaghettios on toast
Okay so to preface this, my mind is a fucking sewage pipe of ideas with no filter or lick of common sense.
So, I forget to eat dinner a lot, it happened just tonight. And usually I just eat a bunch of snacks to satisfy my hunger, but today I said, "No, I'm tired of ... | 4 | 11 | |
1649655141 | 1649691151 | t3_u10dqj | t5_2to41 | 88 | baddie4206996: tifu by exposing my dad and ruining my family… for the second time
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Weak_Jeweler3077: What cheating asshole doesn't pincode his phone, and then leaves it around for all and sundry?
amoore031184: The asshole who's wife couldn't give less of a fuck if he was cheating or not.
| 3 | 29.333333 | |
1649657002 | 1649660101 | t3_u10unl | t5_2to41 | 112 | donut_clouds: TIFU by helping a family member who had fallen on hard times.
I live in central PA, but I do a lot of business all over the state, so I keep an apartment in Philly and another in Pittsburgh. That way I don't have to constantly get hotel rooms on my business trips.
One of my cousins, Rick, messaged me o... | 6 | 18.666667 | |
1649659137 | 1649772187 | t3_u11d47 | t5_2to41 | 5,411 | Inked_by_Ice: TIFU by losing a 60k/yr job offer by sending the boss a .GIF of George Costanza from Seinfeld
About a month ago I left my job managing a kitchen because of the restaurant owners abusive, gaslighting behavior. I was making 17/hr, not bad for how easy the job was. Upon leaving and starting my job hunt onlin... | 11 | 491.909091 | |
1649659906 | 1649665651 | t3_u11jk0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Contacting an Escort
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Slight-Wolverine-643: They tried to scare you and it worked! Secondly too many women out there that will give up to you because they are just as horny as you!!
Set5PassTurnBtw: Yeah honestly you are right about that. But I'm just kinda scared now of what the future is g... | 5 | 1 | |
1649661484 | 1649708714 | t3_u11wuh | t5_2to41 | 14 | Cut-Unique: TIFU by leaving the sign for the pizza restaurant I work at on top of my car...
Let me start off by saying that this did not happen today, nor yesterday, nor even the day before. It happened nearly 10 years ago in July of 2012.
I (then-23m) worked as a delivery driver for a certain pizza chain whose employ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1649663886 | 1649669741 | t3_u12fyd | t5_2to41 | -5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending old fwb a cumshot video
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cruisin5268d: Uhhhh you *do* know women generally aren’t into cumshot videos anyways right? So why are you sending one at all? Also I call BS that you “accidentally” sent it to the wrong person. Are you seriously saying you don’t know who your significant ... | 4 | -1.25 | |
1649666370 | 1649707455 | t3_u1304u | t5_2to41 | 7,198 | wicked9303: TIFU By looking up Husband's estranged son
My husband married at 18 because the girl was pregnant, right after the baby was born she confessed the baby may not be his. He left her and took care of them financially until he met me. He said she had to sign divorce papers and DNA test if she wanted to keep rec... | 17 | 423.411765 | |
1649686220 | 1649759674 | t3_u142uk | t5_2to41 | 64 | xxasynixxx: Nope that was for me and started adding up long before my son was born. As I said I was a swinger. I stopped when I met my son's dad as he wasn't into that kind of thing, and I stopped when I met my husband. My son has absolutely nothing to do with my sex life and I plan to keep it that way as I don't think... | 26 | 2.461538 | |
1649672405 | 1649686632 | t3_u14gh9 | t5_2to41 | 211 | I-M-betrayal: TIFU by showing my fiancé's mentally ill friends a suicide scene from a video game
Hello, this happened on Saturday, my fiancee had some friends over for a visit because it will probably not be possible soon due to her pregnancy. At some point I sat down and played "The binding of Isaac" on our switch. Si... | 4 | 52.75 | |
1649672811 | 1649680167 | t3_u14k5w | t5_2to41 | 10 | AceBv1: TIFU by using tampons and panty liners as toilet paper
Actually today
In a gender neutral toilet, single occupancy, and it is out of paper! I was desperate for a poop and I am regretting my haste.
I just finished, saw there was no paper, ok, panic..... AHA! there are panty liners with the word "absorbent" on ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1649676944 | 1650039322 | t3_u15nkt | t5_2to41 | 262 | Mmoro16: TIFU by not wearing a helmet going 80km/h. WARNING: Link contains graphic image of injury.
This happened about a year ago.
So my friend has these 2 electric scooters. They are extraordinarily fast. They cost about 4 grand each and I swear to god they go up to 80km/h (~50 miles/h I think) on flat concrete surf... | 11 | 23.818182 | |
1649679213 | 1649734015 | t3_u16c1o | t5_2to41 | 427 | StubblyWave3370: TIFU by Forgetting to Lock my Bathroom Door
Sorry if the formatting is messed up, I'm on mobile and this is my first post, as well, this might be NSFW but I'm not sure
So I, 16F, totally fucked up. My family and I were taking a trip out of the country to the Netherlands. We took three flights, and th... | 4 | 106.75 | |
1649683767 | 1650239063 | t3_u17sn9 | t5_2to41 | 586 | earthbender82_brat: TIFU by trying to fix my lawnmower with a cockring
So yesterday was a beautiful spring day, made even more beautiful because it was a Sunday where I had no other obligations. The neighborhood was abuzz with sounds of lawnmowers and, why not? I pulled my push mower out of the garage, gassed her up an... | 9 | 65.111111 | |
1649685450 | 1649801388 | t3_u18dbm | t5_2to41 | 1,031 | tangentomycurves: TIFU by taking a crap while my plumber was fixing our drainage system and giving him a shower of shit.
This happened a few years back when I was still living with my parents in our family home in an apartment complex that shared utilities with neighbors. Everyone in my household was at work and I was ... | 7 | 147.285714 | |
1649686166 | 1649723495 | t3_u18my3 | t5_2to41 | 46 | strangerdagger: TIFU by leaving my phone and letting my girlfriend see my embarrassing past conversations
I had been dating my girlfriend over 6 months after knowing her for 7 years. I had asked her out back when I first met her but she wasn't ready and turned me down. I didn't realize she always liked me and the first... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1649689997 | 1649691194 | t3_u1a0ut | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting a family friend
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coffeecruze: I gotta admit, this does seem kinda sus... If genuinely nothing was going on, I guess you have nothing to worry about, and a relationship should be built on trust, so perhaps this one wasn't meant to last...
But if my man was caught doing something like ... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1649653076 | 1649692467 | t3_u0zu63 | t5_2to41 | 8 | pestopastababy: TIFU by going to university when I have a cold
So, I’ve had a persistent cold for a little over a week now. The biggest symptom has been a dry cough, as well as a stuffy nose. (I’ve been tested and it’s not Covid)
It’s really annoying to miss classes, I have to catch up on content and I have to get a d... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1649693017 | 1649693237 | t3_u1b38j | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught doing sex thing.
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ChicagoBiHusband: Okay, Borat.
facecrafter: Bought wife for 2 gallons of insecticide. Great success!
| 3 | 5.666667 |
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