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1649693434 | 1649695065 | t3_u1b8vx | t5_2to41 | -3 | saralid: TIFU by ordering radioactive crops off the darkweb.
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Stormraven3: Maybe one should try to learn about ionizing radiation, radiation poisoning, short/ long term cancer risks depending on the level of exponation and how to handle radioactive material before getting involved with that stuff... But I gues... | 5 | -0.6 | |
1649698501 | 1649701268 | t3_u1d5al | t5_2to41 | 17 | Total-Hearing: TIFU by procrastinating, getting sick, and sleeping in
I got a speeding ticket a few weeks back and was told I had a few options. Going in person, calling, emailing, or mailing in to discuss my ticket at any time as long as it was before or on the final day.
Every day since I kept putting it back becaus... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1649698471 | 1649699066 | t3_u1d4wj | t5_2to41 | 32 | lmp863: TIFU by being a messy drunk and bad friend
I got super wasted on Saturday on an empty stomach. No excuse for it- but it happened and now I’m trying to move on.
On Saturday night I got super fucked up and blacked out getting kicked out of a bar and a restaurant. I should know how to handle my booze better- I’m... | 4 | 8 | |
1649699014 | 1649731434 | t3_u1dcbo | t5_2to41 | 4,427 | Ituron: TIFU by telling my bank about a pishing site
So not technically today but I it’s today where I know all outcome of it.
On the 21.3 I noticed a phishing site for my bank and started to find out who is hosting it. After sending a report to OVH I thought it might help if the bank also would report said site. So ... | 13 | 340.538462 | |
1649698713 | 1649945165 | t3_u1d85n | t5_2to41 | 61 | Soliastro: TIFU by having social phobia and almost dying of a kidney infection
Finally a TIFU that actually happened today !
So for a few weeks I’ve had some discomfort when peeing, after a few days guessed it was probably a UTI so I drank a lot of water because I have them frequently and drinking a lot is the first ... | 8 | 7.625 | |
1649702638 | 1649726684 | t3_u1ekfl | t5_2to41 | 5,184 | Due_Brain_6258: TIFU by beating a nerd at chess
This guy I've been friends with is pretty cool. His name is David and looking at him you'd think he was a Revenge of the Nerds reject. he even wears those tannish khakis nerds are stereotyped to wear and hes never seen without his glasses ever. total nerd-out type of pers... | 14 | 370.285714 | |
1649704093 | 1649718280 | t3_u1evbu | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny and not realizing my partner was asleep
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pogiguy2020: You are fine they said so. Might just have a talk about things more in depth.
FYI sometimes we over think things and to them this might have been nothing. Calm down until you guys talk next. Dont be in the life is over mental... | 9 | 2.222222 | |
1649707537 | 1649708794 | t3_u1g6b9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Guerrillaandroid: tifu by playing around with my girlfriend
Me and my girlfriend have always been pretty playful, but today things went a little too far. Nw for context my girlfriend is a mechanic and likes to wear overalls because they're convenient and stylish according to her (I think she looks cute in everything bu... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1649708135 | 1649709509 | t3_u1gexc | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jabbbz14: Tifu by going to the bathroom
So I’m currently in highschool, and if you don’t know anything abou high school bathrooms they’re nasty af. If you go in there during passing period there will literally be like 40 guys in there vaping and it’s hazy as hell.
Anyways I’ve had a bit of a cold recently (can confirm... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1649708224 | 1649797070 | t3_u1gg59 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ShakeySmiles: TIFU by visiting my attorneys office while high
TIFU by going to visit my attorney while high to sign paperwork
Currently f*ucking up because I have no idea what is going on. Stoned off my ass and I was supposed to pick up paperwork - they did something, started another thing and then I sat down. We’re b... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1649708947 | 1649790695 | t3_u1gqhb | t5_2to41 | 348 | RamiMaleksPenis: TIFU by not knowing a good thing until it was taken away.
This past year was the best year in my life. My girlfriend and I adopted a little pup out of Mexico last august. He had been hit by a car and was patched up in the states and put up for adoption near us. We had so many adventures, trips, and mos... | 14 | 24.857143 | |
1649709867 | 1649743124 | t3_u1h3qu | t5_2to41 | 14 | miss_a_miss: TIFU by laughing histerically while giving a bj
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Neffelo: This is an OF plug, not a TIFU.
miss_a_miss: If I'm promoting my paid site on other subreddits which are meant for that exact purpose, am I not allowed to post my stories to other subreddits? Am I even a considered a person?!
Masodas: If yo... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1649712391 | 1649768936 | t3_u1i3ii | t5_2to41 | 25 | Plenty-Independent14: TIFU by thinking I had a stuck tampon
(I’m on mobile..formatting. Also TW for graphic descriptions)
Ok, so..this was yesterday. But a FU nevertheless.
To make a long story short, I wore a tampon and a menstrual disc at the same time (that’s the FU). After I gave my dogs a bath yesterday and ... | 5 | 5 | |
1649715502 | 1649716708 | t3_u1jasr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Broke out of mental hospital and hitched a ride in the back of a semi
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automated_robot: I’m really sorry you had to go through all this ): if it makes you feel any better, one of my fav characters of all time, Edward Nigma aka the Riddler also broke out of mental hospital (Arkham asylum) and en... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649720411 | 1649743821 | t3_u1l1ba | t5_2to41 | 8,245 | monkmine: Tifu by being a bully to my daughters bully
My daughter has been having a tough time with a bully from school, i being an empathetic person told her to ignore the bully and even try talking to her as she acts the part because of issues at home. She complied. Things seemed to be okay for a while until i get a ... | 15 | 549.666667 | |
1649719961 | 1649720676 | t3_u1kvql | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an argument with my brother at a burger King waiting line.
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AcrobaticSource3: The woman didn’t have it her way :(
wasifzf123: Still feel bad for her 😞
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1649724702 | 1649725515 | t3_u1mh4y | t5_2to41 | -23 | teoenl: TIFU by not washing my hands
So i was out all day with class then was rock climbing and such so i'm absolutely exhausted but still when i got home today i was really hungry and wanted to make tempura for dinner(shrimp specifically if anyone was wondering ) which is not the best idea when your exhausted to start... | 7 | -3.285714 | |
1649728206 | 1649730795 | t3_u1nnkg | t5_2to41 | 13 | Flololololololo: TIFU by beeing too loud during sex
TIFU by beeing too loud during sex
So me and my girlfriend don‘t have work right now. She‘s taking a break from studiing and im looking for a new job since my contract with my last company ran out. Because i can‘t afford my own flat right now i moved into my parents ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1649728458 | 1649788652 | t3_u1nqho | t5_2to41 | 811 | NashHighwind: TIFU by making a child think he was going to die.
This actually happened today. I was at the supermarket today. I was waiting on line to check out when I noticed a mother and her two children(a boy and a girl) both under the age on 10 in the next lane eating some kind of seaweed snack. The boy proclaimed... | 8 | 101.375 | |
1649728051 | 1649768133 | t3_u1nlr8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my friend stand up to a bully for me
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Coraiah: That’s loyalty. There aren’t many “friends” out there that would do that. I bet you she would do it again too. Violence is a last resort, it’s shouldn’t be the first response and I’ll advise that next time you should handle this yourself ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1649728569 | 1649736374 | t3_u1nrtw | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming a monster.
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Vast_Reflection: Therapy ASAP and if you ever asked for nudes you are in possession of child pornography just so you know. But get your butt into a therapists chair! Start by calling the local mental health places, planned parenthood (they usually either have a therapist... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1649732291 | 1649732694 | t3_u1p038 | t5_2to41 | 5 | kaanskBG: TIFU by getting too drunk on my birthday ( i apologize for my bad english in advance)
Ok so my birthday was coming, and i was planning out to go to a river and camp there, but the weather wasnt going to be nice at that time so we decided to go to a friends house that is out of town and its like 60km away. Im ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649743432 | 1649790432 | t3_u1p18k | t5_2to41 | 628 | pusssyslayer694200: Thirty fourthed
OldIce6820: Thirty fifthed
Gizmosfurryblank: Thirty sixthed-ed
cjoll4: Thirty-seventhed
Angelin16: Thirty-eighted
TheBlackrat: Thirty-ninthed
internalinB: Fortythed
tigertoken1: Fourthy-firsted
danny_in_real_life: Forty-seconded
8226: Forty-Thirded
amezaing: Forty-forthed
ankitiit93:... | 42 | 14.952381 | |
1649731993 | 1649759680 | t3_u1owmx | t5_2to41 | 5 | PaulTheSkeptic: TIFU I didn't get her number because of my dumb phone game
Tifu I guess this might not be that dramatic compared to some of the posts I've read here but I had to kick myself when it happened. So I'm at the convenience store waiting in my car with my ever present dog by my side. I'm waiting for my sis... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649732547 | 1649733058 | t3_u1p3cw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a kid he's going to die
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Jabba-666-: Was this because of the seafood allergy kid post
TheBattleFaze: Nope, about someone making a kid think he was going to die. Pretty recent post.
Edit: we're talking about the same post, I just didn't look into this one, the title was enough to rem... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1649733053 | 1649766469 | t3_u1p979 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Beautiful_Fishing569: TIFU for making a Pizza Pop
This happened in 2018
I was home alone while my parents took my brothers to some playground thingy. I was hungry so I decided to make a Pizza Pop. Unfortunately, there wasn't a box so I put it in the microwave for 5 minutes and went back upstairs to watch Gintama. I th... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1649735621 | 1649738240 | t3_u1q1e7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | we11an: TIFU a perfect relationshio with a stupid text
So I recently started going out with this girl. She's my perfect other half, soulmate if you will. So today we were just texting and I ending up sending a text regarding how I can't wait to become the "male figure" that you needed to protect her in her time of need... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1649736623 | 1649737884 | t3_u1qaji | t5_2to41 | 5 | _-REDACTED-_-: TIFU but cutting a blister out with a pocket knife
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SadArm4678: Is your water turned off between certain hours or something? Is your stove located somewhere other than in a kitchen with a sink ? Because I am not getting what time has to do with water here.
_-REDACTED-_-: Oh yeah sorry i didn't... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1649738836 | 1649744327 | t3_u1qpjt | t5_2to41 | 452 | ilizibith1: TIFU by ordering a pizza with pee on one half.
Okay so. This didn’t happen today, this happened a few years ago when I uprooted my life and moved to Quebec after meeting the most handsome man in the world. I was barely French but learning and I was working so hard to improve whenever I could. We order a lot... | 7 | 64.571429 | |
1649729945 | 1649760746 | t3_u1o8pm | t5_2to41 | 3 | CR45H1: TIFU by trying do home renovations
Not today alone, but it feels like everyday the fuck up keeps adding on. My girlfriend and I have been working hard to improve our house to be as comfortable as possible and sell well when we do down the line. She comes from a family of landlords and house flippers, so she has... | 3 | 1 | |
1649738394 | 1649743184 | t3_u1qmqu | t5_2to41 | 11 | bryeds78: TIFU by washing my hands and shaking them out to dry
It was a normal evening, nothing eventful was going on. I finished work and headed to the kitchen to help my wife with our daughter and/or dinner. I work from home, there's no commute, not that it's relevant, aside from explaining finishing work and heading... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1649740288 | 1649763304 | t3_u1r0lk | t5_2to41 | 12 | e_o_k_e: TIFU By Itching Like Crazy and Passing It On To My Younger Brother
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According-Ease: Wtf even is this? So what do u have?
reader-nim: Poor hygiene.
According-Ease: Lol they deleted post.
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1649744223 | 1649778793 | t3_u1s9sl | t5_2to41 | 136 | ourmanflint1: TIFU by Boiling a Goat’s Head in our swanky new kitchen
The headline will make you think I’m a Satanist, but I have a perfectly plausible explanation. Stay with me here. It started with my buddy Dan who is an old friend and who kinda-sorta got stuck here during the pandemic (He lives in Hong Kong) Anywho,... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1649744496 | 1649750565 | t3_u1scej | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having stolen $80 by my own free will
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SadArm4678: >I know i’m a goddamn idiot so please don’t try and tell me how stupid I am, I am aware.
Should have just ended it there.
OpportunityLeast5514: I think the information I’ve given after that section is important to the context of the stor... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1649744905 | 1649745140 | t3_u1sg63 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke in bad taste
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Juggernaut172: You’re okay. Mom jokes transcend death.
[deleted]: As true as I wish that was, they don’t transcend that feeling in your stomach as you hear on the phone “hey idk if you knew this but his mom died like a year ago”
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1649749477 | 1649787216 | t3_u1tjix | t5_2to41 | 2,065 | TIFUthrowaway03: TIFU by taking an ancestry DNA test.
My girlfriend got me a DNA test for my birthday, and I took it. I've always been curious about my mom's dad's family, because both of his parents have very ambiguous pasts and were children during WW2 so we've always suspected they were Jews who fled Europe during W... | 10 | 206.5 | |
1649750110 | 1649751191 | t3_u1tono | t5_2to41 | 9 | Alex77414: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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starliner2000: One word: cucumbers. They are cheap and comes in multiple sizes.
EarlyGoose9284: Tsk. Rule 101 of but stuff, no flange
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1649746085 | 1650687149 | t3_u1sqw6 | t5_2to41 | 119 | suhdm: TIFU by taking a run after covid
So around two weeks ago now I got covid. Now actual covid wasn't too bad, the normal sore throat, runny nose etc.
So today marks the second week since having it and the nurse from work cleared me to come into work. I told her I still have a bad cough and she said this is normal... | 6 | 19.833333 | |
1649756723 | 1649761431 | t3_u1v79r | t5_2to41 | 53 | SweetTea182: TIFU by sleep scrolling on Reddit
Whenever I am stressed I do things in my sleep. Most of the times talk, move a lot etc. Rarely do I walk but it happens occasionally. However recently I have started scrolling on my phone in my sleep.
So I got in my bed last night scrolling through a cringe subreddit and ... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1649757268 | 1649771459 | t3_u1vbu1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with my best friend's ex
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5folhas: >(it's not a beautiful truth, but it's still better than what she thinks it happened).
Hm, not so sure about that, it's better in the sense that it's better to lose a foot rather than the leg, but at the end you still got a fucking amputation... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1649758426 | 1649783369 | t3_u1vmcn | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwawaybibiba: Tifu by telling a guy I've been talking to I wanted to kiss him
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Vizkez: I have no idea about his life but I personally don't feel comfortable with kissing immediately. I've been assaulted in the past and it's difficult for me to be vulnerable, even with someone I see a potential relationship ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1649759544 | 1649768626 | t3_u1vwsk | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke with boyfriend's friend about him having other girlfriends
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ethical_sadist: The only fuck up here is that you are still together. You probably deserve to be treated better.
Semi-Pro-Lurker: I do appreciate a sensible 'probably'.
ethical_sadist: Only have one side of the story a... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1649765102 | 1649782752 | t3_u1xhe6 | t5_2to41 | 987 | [deleted]: TIFU [F20] by telling my cousin [F21] that I do porn who subsequently told my Christian parents and the rest of the family
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QuakieOne: The number of people here encouraging you to lie to your parents and take the 50% shows how fucked up reddits average moral compass is.
ScionMattly: I dunno man, if ... | 15 | 65.8 | |
1649747106 | 1649782521 | t3_u1t00b | t5_2to41 | 15 | dyslexicgdog: TIFU by thinking wouldn't it be cool to have my dog pull me on a kids scooter.
Not today but last Saturday I (47) family man teacher and really quite sensible most of the time, desided to see how fast my dog could pull me on a kids scooter. The answer for all you budding scientist apparently very fast. Un... | 3 | 5 | |
1649773252 | 1649822745 | t3_u2091p | t5_2to41 | 12,098 | Substantial_Body_774: TIFU (16f) by telling my (6f) sister that I liked a boy, she told him for me.
I’ve had a crush on this guy (16m) for a few months and me and my other sister (13) like to have conversations about this and other things and so obviously my younger sister wants to be included. Being the good oldest si... | 12 | 1,008.166667 | |
1649773978 | 1649774981 | t3_u20ict | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By going out with my exes friend/coworker
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beleif: Stop messing with military guys. That all know each other one way or another or can locate each other waaaayyyy too easily. And yes they pass girls around just like sports guys in high school. And they fuck anything with a pulse. As a veteran, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1649773862 | 1649880496 | t3_u20gxd | t5_2to41 | 3,122 | lifeafterdebt: TIFU by Using broken Spanish and being a Chad without having any clue what I said
So I(29M) go to this little Mexican bakery every week. They have the best menudo. Its run by a family that is super welcoming and I really enjoy it. They always forget that I dont really speak Spanish and address me en Espa... | 12 | 260.166667 | |
1649776098 | 1649778180 | t3_u21agt | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwaway_______54: TIFU by saying i want to die while feeling absolutely terrible
Something happened and I started to feel really really bad. I'm unstable so the littlest of things can do it, especially in social situations.
Anyway. I closed my social media accounts, ready to cut off contact with everyone.
I went t... | 7 | 2 | |
1649734094 | 1649903320 | t3_u1pkwm | t5_2to41 | 4 | cbecke16: Tifu by swatting my dog
Obligatory, this happened 10 minutes ago and I am sitting in exile on my porch. Here is some context: I am in a loving relationship and as such I don't mind passing gas. Often times I get the "your nasty" comment and get directed to leave ( I never do, I just giggle like a depraved 5 ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1649777300 | 1649825337 | t3_u21qrr | t5_2to41 | 19 | Ni__ne: TIFU by deleting an old discord server
So I (18M) used to own a small discord server that had 53 members during its prime back in 2019 but now it’s just me and 2 of my friends and we haven’t used that server to talk or VC since January 2021 since we are active in other community servers now. For the past couple... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1649778286 | 1649789266 | t3_u2243d | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on an extended rant about how much I hate Pam Beesly
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Cheetov90: Sorry, but I fucking hate the office... It's irritating how often it's on TV, sorry but...
sluggishschizo: I think it was a really good show, but certain elements of it always annoyed me, so I understand where you're com... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1649778818 | 1649781356 | t3_u22b64 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Iphantommenace: TIFU I logged onto Reddit
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Iphantommenace: P.S. If its not obvious, this is satire.
Filamcouple: Very poignant satire. Well written.
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1649779596 | 1649785130 | t3_u22m4c | t5_2to41 | 24 | lalaxoxo__: TIFU by not locking the bedroom door during "mommy and daddy time."
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minitaba: Am I the only one thinking its weird to call a new gf/wife of the dad mommy after a frw weeks?
lalaxoxo__: **newly living with but together longer.
minitaba: Ooh make sense then, sorry
devianteng: But does it?
minitaba: ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1649780864 | 1649834559 | t3_u233f5 | t5_2to41 | 23,791 | smol_polarbear: TIFU By Asking My Mom For Sleeping Medication
F20, and this happened the other night.
Basically i work a lot, i got two jobs and I try my best to support my family. I don’t sleep a lot or very well. The other night i worked a 12hr day and my body was tired.
Unfortunately my brain is like a hamster on ... | 29 | 820.37931 | |
1649783975 | 1649809732 | t3_u24awx | t5_2to41 | 69 | jennymclenny: TIFU by slapping my friend in the face
TIFU by slapping my friend in the face.
Not today but a few years back actually.
I had a friend (lets call her Kelly) who clearly had a crush on me and would constantly flirt with me. I naturally have a flirty personality, and while I didn't necessarily turn up th... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1649786777 | 1649788629 | t3_u25dja | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU I found my engagement ring and it's killing me
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bewst_moar_bewst: > Now the problem is I have severe anxiety and issues with control.
…uh-oh.
Surfacelfx: Agreed
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1649787672 | 1649791576 | t3_u25q3k | t5_2to41 | -3 | Equivalent-Regret-91: TIFU By showing my dick to my friends who are minors
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badabingerrr: Ain’t that bad.
perro-agua: yes it is
badabingerrr: It’s really not. He’s not a predator, he tried to tell people it was private for a reason (peer pressure), he has autism which relates to him not being able to read soci... | 4 | -0.75 | |
1649787848 | 1649835022 | t3_u25sl5 | t5_2to41 | 11,535 | curiousikilledthecat: TIFU by telling my BFF that I had lesbian sex
So me and my BFF have been super close for years, and I’m a very sexually open person and I always tell her about the guys I get with, we giggle and talk about them and idk it’s always been pretty normal for us. Until today I told her I had sex with a ... | 13 | 887.307692 | |
1649791690 | 1649877430 | t3_u278jr | t5_2to41 | 1,297 | TheBoggart: TIFU by telling my daughter to stop pointing out a big butt, only to draw more attention to dat ass
This happened yesterday. I took my four-year-old daughter to swim school and we posted up in the waiting room until her class was called. There is a big glass window pane where you can see the pool, and there... | 5 | 259.4 | |
1649793115 | 1649809777 | t3_u27ryj | t5_2to41 | 28 | balls89: TIFU By Not Hanging Up My Phone
This happened to me about a year and a half ago right when I was starting a new position at a new company. I was also new to the Teams (Similar to Skype or Zoom) mobile app.
I was on my way home from visiting one of our many manufacturing sites. I was also on a town hall Tea... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1649795124 | 1649799354 | t3_u28jm4 | t5_2to41 | 17 | vortical42: TIFU By Using Fabric Deoderizer On The Inside Of My Car
This was a few weeks ago, but I thought I should finally get around to posting it. I was getting ready for a long road trip to visit family I hadn't seen in awhile. My car was a little musty from hauling the dog around in the back seat, so I decided to... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1649794648 | 1649802029 | t3_u28d9g | t5_2to41 | 23 | UniDuckaSaurus: TIFU by watching my bird die
this was back in 2012 or something, so i was a kid. like, 10 years old. my family was living in hawaii and we were getting the floors in our 2,800sq ft house completely renovated. needless to say, it took a few days. so we stayed at a pet-friendly inn across the island, ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1649797871 | 1649800514 | t3_u29kzu | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by practicing my sadistic BDSM kink on an unknowing virgin and changing her view on sex
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katiellenn: Tell me you sexually assaulted someone, without telling me you sexually assaulted someone. You’re a piece
ThePretentiousPride: I hope she realizes she doesn’t have to define this moment as the v... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1649801717 | 1649804175 | t3_u2av8w | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my mother give away our life savings to a scammer. 800k.
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AcrobaticSource3: Wow, that was a long con. Sorry, OP, sounds like you are shit out of luck, these asshole scammers know what they’re doing and probably covered their tracks super well
Jameschoral: That sounds exactly like wh... | 3 | 8 | |
1649804153 | 1649804990 | t3_u2bnx9 | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by urinating all over my GF’s coworker
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redbucket75: Y'all need less booze and more words in your relationship.
bitchmaster_general: The fact that you got black out drunk instead of talking to either of them about the situation says it all. If you can’t handle open relationships, don’t have the... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1649804501 | 1649806378 | t3_u2bslm | t5_2to41 | 6 | Radiodaize: TIFU because my neighbor constantly hacks lugies?
I live in apartment building in the city. And although it's older with thick walls, my bathroom buttresses up against my next door neighbor's.
The day I moved in over a year ago, I was blasted out of bed by the sound of my next door neighbor summoning up a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1649805601 | 1649891234 | t3_u2c67b | t5_2to41 | 257 | ItssMintyy: TIFU by exclaiming "I'm gonna suck your dick" in class.
I am a male sophomore in high school. I usually will say some gay shit ironically to joke/mess with my friends. Well today I could not have picked a worse time.
So, I'm sitting there with 2 of my friends and we are kind of chatting and stuff while me... | 5 | 51.4 | |
1649807529 | 1649808787 | t3_u2ctfc | t5_2to41 | 12 | EasyAmish: TIFU by buying a termite-infested house and calling a bad exterminator
This happened last week.
I am the owner of a smaller woodworking-company, who has sold just enough high-end furniture (mainly tables) to be able to afford a decent house. Found a great little place in a nice neighbourhood and quickly cl... | 3 | 4 | |
1649809980 | 1649810550 | t3_u2dmgi | t5_2to41 | 99 | Randomgirl066: TIFU by giving a old military man by number at the station
It actually happened on sunday but hey whatever, this is set in Europe btw.
I (22f) was hanging out all day and I was having a good time in a city near where I live. I went to the station because I was tired and I had to take two trains to get h... | 3 | 33 | |
1649810399 | 1650530181 | t3_u2dr4n | t5_2to41 | 201 | Captainscorpio8: TIFU by letting everyone down
TIFU by letting everyone down by 1. Not paying a bill and causing it to get the service shut down and 2. By having to wait on helping my girlfriend with a birthday party that’s gonna happen in may. Now both my parents and girlfriend are upset with me and I’m legit stressed... | 11 | 18.272727 | |
1649811381 | 1649815380 | t3_u2e2nr | t5_2to41 | 5 | MXCIIVI: TIFU by banging my dads friends daughter
So I'll begin this off by saying that I'm a 17M and one of my dads good friends has a daughter F16. When they would come over my house, after a while I could tell she was into me. After hanging out a few times I fucked her. She's not the usual type I'd go for, but I had... | 9 | 0.555556 | |
1649811707 | 1649865382 | t3_u2e6lo | t5_2to41 | 9,892 | ClerkSad9224: TIFU By picking at my acne while at work.
As the title reads, I was picking my back acne at work. Don't know why, normally I only do this kind of thing at home. I have very acne prone skin. It's very oily and sensitive (thanks dad). I have tried so many different cleansers and creams and all that shit. No... | 14 | 706.571429 | |
1649812923 | 1649816837 | t3_u2eksn | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheLittleNorsk: TIFU by being in HR, popping 10 mg of ritalin, having no skills in math, no awareness of time or ability to read properly when speaking to a candidate
CONTEXT - i have lots of attention and concentration issues and work in HR. We don't have a payroll department and my work friend are Payroll, as well. I... | 3 | 3 | |
1649819897 | 1649850306 | t3_u2gtvo | t5_2to41 | 191 | UrinatingMan69: TIFU by urinating all over my GF’s coworker
This happened this past weekend but requires some backstory to make sense.
This past summer, my GF graduated and started her first job at a pretty big company. They sent out a survey asking all the new hires to self identify. Somehow, the results of the surve... | 14 | 13.642857 | |
1649820298 | 1649824008 | t3_u2gy7z | t5_2to41 | 28 | Whelpdidntmeanthat: TIFU by putting foil in a microwave
Considering the disaster I am I’m surprised it took so long for me to post here.
I recently got my first full time job at a big office. So far I’ve been thriving! People like me, I just volunteered as the head of the Social Club committee, and I’m learning a lot.... | 4 | 7 | |
1649820922 | 1649863700 | t3_u2h4ru | t5_2to41 | 232 | lappy-hamster: TIFU by asking a partner to delete their number from my phone…..but I didn’t have them in my contacts list.
So I am seeing this girl and we keep booty calling each other but I always feel guilty after. Not sure why that is but we decided that we should probably stop.
To make sure that I don’t reach out... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1649823794 | 1649868050 | t3_u2hzlj | t5_2to41 | 80 | TobiasAmaranth: TIFU by not putting my own email on the airline reciept for my disabled GF's (LDR) flight.
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MPKH: Why is this your fuck up?
TobiasAmaranth: Because I didn't:
A. Didn't send the initial receipt to myself, and then forward it to her. Especially as the paying party.
B. Get a copy of the initial ... | 9 | 8.888889 | |
1649825077 | 1649828745 | t3_u2icpb | t5_2to41 | -8 | Acrobatic_Zone_: TIFU By making a fake conversation with my teacher
So this just happened today and im still laughing.
Basically on my snapchat i posted a meme that someone sent me and it was like "sitting here in my bed thinking about my spanish teacher".
Then 2 people took screenshots of it and i thought nothing of... | 6 | -1.333333 | |
1649825979 | 1649843465 | t3_u2ilk5 | t5_2to41 | 39 | midnightmare79: TIFU By Showing my Friends Daughter the Movie Thor.
I was picking up my friend Sadie to go join our gaming group like most Monday nights. Sadie's and her husband are both geeks, like me, and they are raising their 3-4ish year old daughter Rose to be the same. Sadies husband wasn't back from work yet, it... | 3 | 13 | |
1649824135 | 1649903324 | t3_u2i33y | t5_2to41 | 57 | OutrageousMatter: TIFU by training my cat to hunt mice
My cat usually hunts mice to torture for hours like any other cat. He only killed two or three in 2019 but that's it. This year he did leave a dead mice outside, I had to clean so I thought why not train him to hunt mice and kill them for less population. So everyt... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1649830422 | 1649864256 | t3_u2jr05 | t5_2to41 | 226 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at my cousin's reddit account
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Raven_of_Blades: Got scarred from seeing some anime tiddies. Rly?
Momma_Sophie: Sure. It's possible since she's UNDERAGE.
Raven_of_Blades: She's 16, not 6.
Momma_Sophie: Turns out both are under 18.
Eldhannas: And as we all know, sexual thoughts and des... | 11 | 20.545455 | |
1649830186 | 1649833884 | t3_u2joxo | t5_2to41 | 9 | kevinthecat10: TIFU by buying potatoes
This FU happened a month or two ago but a comment on another sub made me think of it. I'm a first time poster long time browser and on mobile.
Background info: I don't really care about use by dates unless the food or product are obviously off (mould bad smell etc.) I admit it's ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1649832208 | 1649961863 | t3_u2k66s | t5_2to41 | 13 | catcb: TIFU by checking Instagram.
In what feels like a previous life I was a solo event videographer alongside my day job. I'll be first to admit, I was a bad businessman and I left the video field after only a couple years of here-and-there gigs. One of my biggest regrets was a client where I failed to produce a wedd... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1649841035 | 1649886310 | t3_u2m5ht | t5_2to41 | 18,194 | Thel_Vadem: TIFU by thinking my friend wasn't into me
[Update here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u3ty39/tifupdate_by_thinking_my_friend_wasnt_into_me/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
The repercussions of this actually happened today, but the event itself happened yesterday.
I (22M) have been ho... | 16 | 1,137.125 | |
1649840821 | 1649848508 | t3_u2m3p0 | t5_2to41 | 1,764 | tangentomycurves: TIFU by asking a professor about his sex life
Happened a few years ago but I was in a freshers ‘meet your professors’ conference with a good friend of mine in the same course who was in a 3-year relationship at this point. We were talking about his girlfriend and he embarrassingly admitted to not havi... | 6 | 294 | |
1649844094 | 1649848898 | t3_u2mucl | t5_2to41 | 442 | majortool: TIFU by approaching a celebrity and his wife while eating and his wife yelled at me in the middle of a McDonald's
This happened many years ago, but only recently was I able to tell the story. I had always thought that I had mistaken him for someone else. This morning I looked up some facts about the person... | 6 | 73.666667 | |
1649845680 | 1649848485 | t3_u2n7p0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by harrasing cats in a game.
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MusicOwl: I’m unsure about you but your roommate definitely fucked up by sending your neighbour that video and thus getting herself kicked out
huisache_: Oh that is true, she fucked up even more than I did. It just that I've wanted a cat for years and years, and I ... | 4 | 1 | |
1649845741 | 1649847637 | t3_u2n874 | t5_2to41 | 14 | NickSocialTakeover: TIFU by Receiving Haldol for Off-Label Use to Treat My IBD.
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but a few years ago and also on mobile statement.
I have IBD and a few years ago I went to the emergency room at my Dr's recommendation due to a bad flare up and was given Haloperidol aka Haldol (an an... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1649846531 | 1649868464 | t3_u2nf62 | t5_2to41 | 1,324 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering shrooms online
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Hammer_and_Sheild: Never talk to police without a lawyer present. Your only words should have been “I do not give you permission to enter or search my home nor will I open the door nor answer any questions without my lawyer present. Please come back with a warrant.”
... | 16 | 82.75 | |
1649849543 | 1649850283 | t3_u2o7pd | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering a business call in the bathroom
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OkVolume1: "Sorry ma'am, I was just finishing up some paperwork."
Holsous: Shut up and take my award!
| 3 | 30.666667 | |
1649851257 | 1649860832 | t3_u2op3w | t5_2to41 | 7 | Strict-Lecture9970: TIFU WHEN I DATED MY FIRST PIRU
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reptillion: The first red flag should have been that he is in a gang. Girl you deserve better than all the noise those dudes are bringing.
[deleted]: Agreed. I used to feel bad for people. You run with who you are. Gang member 🙄
Strict-Lecture9970: No, a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1649852670 | 1649857619 | t3_u2p4j8 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Pirate_Pete_69: TIFU by insulting my boss in front of the whole company
This happened last week. It was our company’s quarterly work event but I’m still pretty new so I’d only been to a couple before. Usually we would hire a private room at a restaurant and the heads of department would do presentations but it was very... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1649853995 | 1649857209 | t3_u2piqv | t5_2to41 | 29 | mtgheron: TIFU by probably killing a bat
Unlike most posts, this actually happened today (at 1am). We live in an old house and sometimes we hear bats in the ceiling. We've called maintenance many times and they've "fixed" it many times.
Anyway, last night we woke up to a bat flying around the room. I know, terrifying.... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1649868735 | 1649877251 | t3_u2pe4o | t5_2to41 | 4 | RudeSprinkles1240: The word "puss." They referred to purulent exudate by the misspelled colloquilism no doctor would ever use.
Mind-Important: Couldn't it also be because they wanted to use the more common terminology that most use when referring to the "purulent exudate" and also its just easier to type. But idk I'm n... | 4 | 1 | |
1649856944 | 1649936179 | t3_u2qh4v | t5_2to41 | 98 | CykaCykaCkaBlyat: TIFU by losing all my videos from my storage.
Today, I was running out of storage so I thought of buying memory cards(they basically act as different a storage space that you can transfer things to).
I bought one so I copied all my videos(10gb of videos) and pasted them on the memory card. T... | 9 | 10.888889 | |
1649857408 | 1649860483 | t3_u2qmog | t5_2to41 | 16 | aCC_e35: TIFU by not sharing something with my best friend
So like most of these posts this didn’t happen today. About a month ago i broke up with my long distance girlfriend of 1 1/2 years and just decided to be myself for a little bit. I dont have the best mental health so i wasn’t looking to get into a relationship ... | 4 | 4 | |
1649857752 | 1649900627 | t3_u2qqze | t5_2to41 | 8 | thatgreengentleman92: TIFU by showing a crowd of people my dick pics
This happened two weeks ago but I told a friend this story and finally in a position to be laughing about it.
So I was going to visit a friend in a different city and we didn’t have much of a plan but there was a singer she really likes performing a... | 4 | 2 | |
1649857441 | 1649860457 | t3_u2qn2r | t5_2to41 | 24 | consciousmonkeys: TIFU by making someone drink my pee
I made someone drink my pee
I made someone drink my pee out of a bottle
In Berlin it is a very common for people with low income to collect bottles from bins around town and return them to stores for about 20c each.
On that day I was with my family at one of the... | 3 | 8 | |
1649860765 | 1649861018 | t3_u2rtgl | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by breaking every single rule in the school computer terms of service
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Leashii_: ...why tho
Narrow_Ad_9225: Because I wanted to be cool
Leashii_: I mean none of that really sounds cool but like, whatever floats your boat
next time just do it on your own pc
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1649860781 | 1649863159 | t3_u2rto2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | deep__paleontologist: TIFU by letting my coworker see my topless pic
I (25F) have a tattoo on my upper chest. Yesterday, I added a smaller one beneath it. It's literally on the breast itself (I'm slowly working my way to a full chest piece). I took a photo of myself topless and cropped the pic so that the only things t... | 4 | 2.75 |
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